/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53704720]

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous: >>53703920

[Anonymous No.53704735]

WTF, I thought the market dumped only when there is no news?
Why did it dump when there was news?!

[Anonymous No.53704737]

First for AAA

[Anonymous No.53704739]

ahhh the classic bull trap into bear trap into bull trap into bear trap

[Anonymous No.53704741]

>>53704719

Even professionals can't do it over the long term.

[Anonymous No.53704742]

People misunderstand dividends and their compounding effect. Companies that grow their dividend yearly beat the S&P when dividends are reinvested. A retard looks at one of these companies and says 2% that’s nothing. However if a company raises their dividend by 10% a year (common for aristocrats) your yield will double in 7 years. Not only are you earning money on your initial investment but also on all of the dividends already paid out to you. “4% yield after 7 years that still sucks!” Now it’s 8% after 14 years. 16% after 21 years. 30% after 28 years. People see 2% and think that’s it but there is so much more to it. The entirety of my Roth IRA is an S&P tracker and dividend aristocrats

[Anonymous No.53704744]

>it's already starting to heal
cramer has won again

[Anonymous No.53704747]

RELEASE THE JACKSON HOLE CUT

[Anonymous No.53704752]

>>53704739
I hate algos. They should be gassed.

[Anonymous No.53704754]

IT ACTUALLY WASN'T PRICED IN!
1% DOWN, 99% TO GO, LET'S GO!

[Anonymous No.53704756]

>-0.95% over the span of january and half of feb
i am financially bored

[Anonymous No.53704761]

We're ending green again aren't we?

[Anonymous No.53704762]

SOXL NIGGAS YA'LL SHOULD'VE BOUGHT MORE DURING THE DUMP!!! IT'S ABOUT TO POOOOOOOMPPPPPPP

[Anonymous No.53704763]

>>53704742
are you gonna post this same thing in every thread?

[Anonymous No.53704764]

happy valentine's day faggots

[Anonymous No.53704769]

>>53704752
>>53704739
This. Immediate cease of movement every fucking time because of these pieces of shit

[Anonymous No.53704772]

just dumped 5k into 409 0DTE puts

[Anonymous No.53704775]

>>53704744
Nvidia pumping hahah

[Anonymous No.53704776]

>>53704720
TA IS ALWAYS RIGHT
BUY SOXS

[Anonymous No.53704777]

>>53704763
I posted it once at the tail end of last thread. Got a lot of replies so I reposted.

[Anonymous No.53704779]

>>53704742
>there are companies that beat the S&P
No shit, good luck finding them though

[Anonymous No.53704784]

I tried to warn ye

[Anonymous No.53704785]

Officially, THIS IS IT.

[Anonymous No.53704786]

>>53704763
are you seriously reading it?

[Anonymous No.53704787]

>>53704744
>healing
Where?

[Anonymous No.53704790]

WHY IS NVIDIA UP ON NO NEWS ?

[Anonymous No.53704794]

>>53704742
Thanks Warren!

[Anonymous No.53704799]

>>53704763
Pro and anti-dividend pastaposting is a young, but soon to be celebrated thread tradition

[Anonymous No.53704800]

Thanks for the free gains mumus

[Anonymous No.53704801]

>yet again I tell /smg/ exactly what to do
>they call me a nigger
>they hate making money
>"time in the market beats timing the market"
>"just dca and hold bags bro"

[Anonymous No.53704804]

I can see my days % on the main page but the portfolio isn't updating fuck etrade. Also short POWW

[Anonymous No.53704806]

NVDA CHADSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.53704808]

[Anonymous No.53704809]

>>53704801
>4-10% gains on options

Nigga that's nothing.

[Anonymous No.53704810]

>>53704784
you wish

[Anonymous No.53704815]

>>53704776
what study is this

[Anonymous No.53704818]

I can’t sneed!

[Anonymous No.53704819]

>>53704801
n*gger

[Anonymous No.53704820]

>>53704810
Were those lines drawn by John Madden

[Anonymous No.53704821]

>>53704744
What the fuck are you talking about, the market is shitting itself right now

This thread gets gayer and gayer with each passing thread

[Anonymous No.53704822]

>>53704809
You’re right he should have held on until it was -80%. There’s nothing wrong with taking profit

[Anonymous No.53704824]

>>53704801
>$400 portfolio

[Anonymous No.53704828]

>>53704821
Mumu has retard strength and will turn it green at some point, you know it's inevitable

[Anonymous No.53704830]

>>53704801
> lose 9 out of 10 trades
> your account is down 99% from its top
> finally get lucky, up 14% from the bottom
> waste time screencapping instead of monetizing the gain
> the market turned against your position in the meantime.
Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.53704834]

>>53704809
CCL puts are up to 14% now... they are dated for months out retard.. I still have no clue why you niggers buy dailies

[Anonymous No.53704836]

i'm tired of having winning stocks but not having any fun discussion on them here so i'm gonna do this one early

it's a big one guys, you want to get in early and hard, stable right now, good money in the near term and make-it money within two years
ok, so the name of the stoc

[Anonymous No.53704843]

These pumps and dumps are so gay, can't the fucking market make some big moves damn. The CPI will fuck some shit up right?

[Anonymous No.53704846]

I really hope you guys don't participate in bare minimum Monday...

[Anonymous No.53704847]

-ACK!!!!

[Anonymous No.53704848]

HERE THEY COME

HERE COME THE SLURPERS!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53704852]

>>53704836
Please say intel

[Anonymous No.53704854]

>>53704843
no, you will experience a market that dumps or pumps at open but closes where it started off at the end of the day and you will enjoy it

[Anonymous No.53704859]

>>53704852
lol

[Anonymous No.53704860]

>>53704820
that happens if you never delete the lines
>>53704821
And? so much cash on the sidelines that looks for entries. Waiting for a buy in and the shit simply doesnt want to go to my number

[Anonymous No.53704863]

>>53704846
>the latest trend of "Trading the exact amount of effort for pay as both parties agreed to"


WHEN THE FUCK IS MY PAY NOT "BARE MINIMUM"

[Anonymous No.53704866]

>>53704848
NOOOOOO WHY IS COIN PUMPING WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.53704870]

>>53704824
>>53704830

I made over $30,000 last year on DRIP and KOLD alone, posted all of the trades and you niggers still seethe when I keep winning.

Stay poor faggots. Buy some more reddit shit and 100 p/e tech bags

[Anonymous No.53704871]

This is fine.

[Anonymous No.53704873]

YA'LL BOBO NIGGAS WERE SAYIN SOMETHING ABOUT SOXL??? LET'S HEAR IT NIGGA!!

[Anonymous No.53704875]

Mumu i'm willing to negotiate

[Anonymous No.53704881]

>green

[Anonymous No.53704883]

People need to not take any move today too seriously, even though the CPI was worse than expected, EVERYONE was short going in and needs to unwind their event hedges, should be green today even if we have more down days over the next few weeks.

[Anonymous No.53704884]

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[Anonymous No.53704887]

>>53704875
talk too crabs

[Anonymous No.53704888]

[Anonymous No.53704889]

>>53704852
Only if they sack their entire workforce and rehire abos

[Anonymous No.53704893]

SQQQ HEEMED BY NVIDIA

[Anonymous No.53704895]

>>53704848
We’re looking at 2-3 years of dip slurping

[Anonymous No.53704897]

>>53704846
>bare minimum
So the required amount of labor agreed upon by the employer?

[Anonymous No.53704904]

>>53704801
Are you the KOLD ANON? thanks you very much for the call i actually went all in on kold , i sold last week . What's your next call ?

[Anonymous No.53704905]

>>53704777
Want me to repost my reply?

[Anonymous No.53704912]

>>53704870
Congrats then. Keep winning and you will eventually make it.

[Anonymous No.53704916]

GREEEEEEEEEEN EVERYWHERE

BOBO ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK BOBO?

[Anonymous No.53704917]

nigger

[Anonymous No.53704920]

>>53704848
DON'T MIND IF I DOOO

[Anonymous No.53704927]

I really don't understand these moves.

[Anonymous No.53704932]

>>53704824
ngmi

>>53704895
Everything down, no volume? It's a mexican standoff?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53704933]

Remember that tomorrow is the day that we are going to see the end of the economy. This entire market has been propped up on borrowed money leveraged into Air B&B rentals that are sitting vacant and the loans are due. You're about to see another 2008 accept this time there will be no stimulants, and the federal reserve is going to have to continue to raise interest rates further to curb inflation fears. Get ready. #DAN #2/15 #Hashtagging

[Anonymous No.53704936]

>>53704904
KOLD anon bought BOIL at $12 calling the bottom was in, and then lost half his money negating all his previous wins.
Pretty typical stuff.

[Anonymous No.53704938]

>>53704916
I just shifted (you)r market fundamentals and (you) didn't even notice.

[Anonymous No.53704947]

>>53704916
no

[Anonymous No.53704954]

BUY SOXL NOW BEFORE YOU GET PRICED OUT NIGGAS!! BUY IT NOW!! TAKE OUT LOANS AND GO FULL RETARD MAXING OUT YOUR MARGIN INTO THIS ONE TRADE NIGGAS!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53704960]

imagine listening to a literal tranny like Cassandra ahahaha

[Anonymous No.53704962]

>>53704927
See >>53704883
Everyone was short going into the CPI so after the algorithmic selloff people need to cover their event-driven shorts/puts. You can see this by the fact that the VIX was crushed while the dollar and 10Y yield went up.

[Anonymous No.53704982]

>>53704960
kek that faggot will not know what hit him

[Anonymous No.53704983]

>do le research
>see which countries have the best population pyramids (Mexico for example)
>find what industries are expected to grow there over the next 20 years
>invest heavily in the American companies doing business in X country in those industries
>invest lightly in foreign countries doing the same thing
Trying to think outside the box a little bit, how do I invest in foreign markets? Mexico is expected to be the 5th or 6th largest economy in the world by 2040 and I want a piece of that, how do I do so?

[Anonymous No.53704984]

This weekend I bought €5,00 portion if fried fish. When the fish wagon monger asked me if I wanted sauce with it I said no I didn't like sauce (I actually do like sauce, but it costs €0,50 extra).

Then I brought the fried fish with me to home and used my own sauce from the fridge which I purchased earlier for €1,00 a tube.

The fun thing is: You can actually get way more portions of sauce from this €1,00 tube then you can get with the fried fish if you pay €0,50 extra.

I have already done this last week where I also paid €5,00 without souce (I told them I didn't like sauce then too), so next week when I do get a portion of fried fish again I will repeat what I have done previously and I will officially be in profit.

[Anonymous No.53704988]

>>53704893
I hate Nvidia so much

[Anonymous No.53704991]

>>53704933
>Air B&B rentals that are sitting vacant
not entirely. they're being filled by those who were priced out of apartments, at below cost to plug the leaks. service quality is tanking, and accounts are running red. all they have to do is make it through this season, and they'll make it rich like they saw in the video. thankgoodness they don't flip houses like those fools.

[Anonymous No.53704995]

>>53704984
Lame copypasta.

[Anonymous No.53704999]

>>53704983
Mexico is fucked when the US starts to export its inflation again to middle and South America.

[Anonymous No.53705007]

Anyone gambling on bad earnings for AN? Used car prices finally going down and they have earnings Friday.

[Anonymous No.53705023]

>>53704801
yet you keep coming back

[Anonymous No.53705028]

>>53704836
You didn't even do the candle jack meme right you're supposed to type ou

[Anonymous No.53705040]

>>53704995
Imagine being Sam in that tape and having to be all like "damn, Caroline, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight weasel body and horrific rodent monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my personal NFT persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is funnel another U$ 16 million unto the Democrats. Like seriously imagine having to be Sam and not only lie on that bed while Caroline Ellison flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her leathery skin, and just stay there, minute after minute, hour after hour, while she slammed her bony ass on you. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone watching later on will say she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CAROLINE ELLISON LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her jewish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been doing nothing but a healthy regime of fapping to blacked porn and paying for the occasional alleged tranny for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of your mom’s desk in Stanford. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then she calls for another round, and you know you could kill every single fool that bought into your castle of cards exchange before the SEC could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Samuel Bankman-Fried. You're not going to lose your future motivational speaking and writing career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

[Anonymous No.53705041]

>>53704984
based. i go to mcdonalds, buy a sausage mcmuffin (without egg) and come home and put my own egg on it. now that eggs are more expensive i only use 1/2 egg per mcmuffin but back in the day i'd use the whole egg

[Anonymous No.53705046]

>>53704988
They haven't even released earnings and its up almost double since October. Yes I'm coping but holy shit

[Anonymous No.53705047]

GONNA NEED YA'LL BOBO TRANNIES AND NIGGAS TO APOLOGIZE TO ME RIGHT NOW.

[Anonymous No.53705055]

>>53705040

[Anonymous No.53705056]

>>53704999
Any insight on the best ways to speculate on/learn about foreign markets? Maybe it's just from all the things I read/watch on YouTube at night when I'm half asleep but I feel like there's more money to be made outside of the anglosphere than in it over the next few decades

[Anonymous No.53705060]

>>53705041
I eat nothing but oatmeal and eggs. The savings are incredible.

[Anonymous No.53705069]

>>53705055
can't wait for this to sell for 115+ millions at an auction in a hundred years

[Anonymous No.53705071]

>>53705047
did you cash out?

[Anonymous No.53705072]

So how fucked the print wouldve been if they didnt change the formulas bros?
This pretty much confirms the green month right?

[Anonymous No.53705075]

>>53704936
My first BOIL purchase was $9 puts I sold for 0.80 premium..

Talking out of your ass dude. Holding it until $15+ anyways

[Anonymous No.53705076]

>>53705055

[Anonymous No.53705077]

Wow what a totally legit not fake and gay pump we are having this morning

[Anonymous No.53705080]

ANY DATA DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE. PUMP IT

[Anonymous No.53705082]

>much higher
for
>much longer

[Anonymous No.53705085]

i am financially BORED

[Anonymous No.53705094]

MARKET IS FORWARD LOOKING
>MARKET IS FORWARD LOOKING
PRICED IN
>PRICED IN
DISINFLATION
>DISINFLATION
NO NEWS
>NO NEWS
SOFT LANDING
>SOFT LANDING

[Anonymous No.53705095]

"Oil: If you don't like the price, wait half an hour."

[Anonymous No.53705096]

...and just like THAT!
I'm making a small amount of money again!

[Anonymous No.53705097]

This pump makes no fucking sense lol

[Anonymous No.53705111]

>>53705023
>you are here forever

To be fair after I spammed my dick pictures and got banned I managed to avoid this shithhole for like 6 weeks

[Anonymous No.53705116]

>>53705097
Again it's short covering. Everyone expected the CPI to be worse than expected and are taking profit on puts/shorts.

[Anonymous No.53705118]

>it wasn't priced in
>it was priced in
>actually it wasn't
>but it was
CAN THE MARKET DECIDE ALREADY

[Anonymous No.53705123]

>>53705075
I'm not the one bagholding a fat loss while hyping myself up with a cropped screenshot of a 5% daily win on a leveraged ETF.
lmao.

[Anonymous No.53705129]

>>53705097
>the market is supposed to be predictable

[Anonymous No.53705132]

[Anonymous No.53705135]

>I HAVE THOUSANDS OF PICTURES OF AN OLD SMELLY BOOMER NAMED JEROME AND IM GONNA POST THEM WITH EVERY THREAD

[Anonymous No.53705138]

No fucking way my puts at open have absolutely been heemed

[Anonymous No.53705139]

>>53704828
Okay you were right

[Anonymous No.53705144]

Does no one remember in October when the CPI was worse than expected and the market did like 7% peak to trough on short coveirng?

[Anonymous No.53705148]

>every dip is just going to get slurped as kikes force the line to go up to make up for last year's losses
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.53705153]

>>53705135

[Anonymous No.53705157]

I put 5 grand into Google assuming it was oversold after their AI ad blunder and because of this I'm actually going to cause one of the largest corporations on the planet to die horribly, all because I bought. I'm so sorry for anyone else holding this shit. My bad.

[Anonymous No.53705158]

>>53705069
wich will be the minimum price and not even buy you a good bottle of wine

[Anonymous No.53705163]

why the fuck do I gain money by just investing in index funds and blue chips
I thought you had to be a smart nigga to play the stock market

[Anonymous No.53705164]

Okay mumu niggers, you win. I have closed my shorts, and from now on will only purchase diversified ETFs.

[Anonymous No.53705165]

>>53705135
The man has a fantastic voice and gave us a treasure trove of wholesome content

[Anonymous No.53705170]

>>53704984
Paying €10 to get a train to see my gf. €10 return is also a possibility. Will also have to buy flowers for €20 which will be burdensome to her on our date. Drinks will be €4 each. She’s got work at 8am tomorrow. Escorts cost around €100 for half an hour and most are offering services that I’m not interested in, such as making them cum, Domination (Giving), GFE, OWO (extra).

[Anonymous No.53705175]

>>53705056
leave this place unless you are here to fuck with the shitposters

[Anonymous No.53705179]

>>53705138
Thanks for playing, boboid.

[Anonymous No.53705185]

People are playing musical chairs while whistling a tune, the real music stopped 2 years ago.

[Anonymous No.53705187]

>>53705170
>wasting money on women in any form
lmao

[Anonymous No.53705193]

Kek Tesla and nvidia . /Smg/ shorted them .

[Anonymous No.53705192]

>>53705157
>I'm actually going to cause one of the largest corporations on the planet to die horribly
Having a useless pajeet in charge will just do that anyway

[Anonymous No.53705196]

>>53705163
nah it turns out the less you know the better. see a dip, buy it. simple as

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53705197]

>>53704991
>all they have to do is make it through this season
Next season is going to make this season look like the fucking summer of 1999. It's completely fucking over, and the only person responsible is Donald J. Trump, just ask the Biden administration about who's fault this situation is because it's not their fault folks.

[Anonymous No.53705200]

Inflation is slowing, thanks President Biden!

[Anonymous No.53705201]

SKYT bros are we giving that $25 PT any credence? I kinda want to take my 80% gains now and just see what happens.

[Anonymous No.53705203]

>>53705135
Fuck you, he's got an excellent taste in books.

[Anonymous No.53705208]

Say it with me folks:

HIGHER FOR LONGER

[Anonymous No.53705209]

>>53705163
Who told you holding indexes requires smarts

[Anonymous No.53705215]

PE ratio of Nvidia back to ATH
this is perfectly fine guys. not speculative at all

[Anonymous No.53705217]

>>53704870
you made 30k but you're still trading a couple dollars per trade? what a fucking waste of time

[Anonymous No.53705219]

>>53705209
>pro trader comprehension
oh nono hahahha

[Anonymous No.53705223]

>>53705208
PIVOT

[Anonymous No.53705225]

>>53705201
I'm selling half here.

[Anonymous No.53705227]

>>53705170
>paying money to make a whore cum
lmao just rape em, its technically not rape just theft of services

[Anonymous No.53705231]

k bros, i'm too bored of this shit, i'm just gonna close my client and do something else knowing the market will close where it opened

good luck niggers

[Anonymous No.53705234]

>>53705163
You are a smart person for doing that. Sure you might hit the lotto buying memes but with time blue chips and indexes make money. Now go out and buy some Benadryl and a coke to wash it down. Maybe get some dole bananas since you’re already at Walmart

[Anonymous No.53705237]

>>53705219
Sorry, I don’t understand, I’m retarded and buy index funds.

[Anonymous No.53705247]

i am making so much money off nvidia computer

[Anonymous No.53705265]

>>53705123
>realized tens of thousands of dollars
>play it back the other way
>/smg/ still thinks commodity cycles are witchcraft or that dcaing into commodities is insane
>wow dude there is no way you can buy commodity shares.. that's so dangerous.. buy soxl calls instead

[Anonymous No.53705276]

no news niggas are we havin a day or what

[Anonymous No.53705285]

Let me guess... A hot CPI was le priced in?

[Anonymous No.53705286]

>>53704846
Fuck off of work. Post on tiktok. What could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.53705292]

>>53705185
delete that

[Anonymous No.53705293]

APOLOGIZE TO ME RIGHT NOW BOBO NIGGAS.

[Anonymous No.53705299]

>>53704754
god i love tesla

[Anonymous No.53705306]

FNGU Bros...

[Anonymous No.53705307]

>>53705293
Only if you answer me this: >>53705071

[Anonymous No.53705313]

Sitting on a PLTR straddle. Do we think they will pull back late today/tomorrow or is it straight to $10 for the quarter?

[Anonymous No.53705319]

>>53705307
CASHING OUT AT $150/SHARE END OF MONTH NIGGA

[Anonymous No.53705325]

You have no idea how long (erect) I am right now.

[Anonymous No.53705327]

Whoa nice 1.3% swing in 45 minutes, very cool and not manipulated

I knew I should have bought those spy calls at open

[Anonymous No.53705329]

>>53705319
This month will not end.

[Anonymous No.53705331]

>>53704984
This is what winning looks like

[Anonymous No.53705333]

Unbelievable ride
And i'm losing money.
Wp mumu

[Anonymous No.53705338]

>SKYT up +20%
Damn, /smg/ really is running this market

[Anonymous No.53705342]

[Anonymous No.53705343]

>that V shape recovery for DOLE

[Anonymous No.53705347]

>>53705338
i inversed smg and got my anus hole wrecked
also my portfolio

[Anonymous No.53705351]

So it’s gonna crab right fellas

[Anonymous No.53705352]

>>53705329
>FOR YOU.
YOU GONNA ROPE YOURSELF AFTER YOUR MARGIN CALLS START NOTIFYING YOU TO PUT MORE MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT NIGGA

[Anonymous No.53705364]

>>53705040
Non ai generated Caroline Lego waifig. My dividends pay for this. Enjoy

[Anonymous No.53705363]

so the "inflation up rates up" scenario was already priced in...

[Anonymous No.53705365]

>>53705351
Probably gonna make everyone's options expire worthless

[Anonymous No.53705368]

>>53704720
COIN KANGZ, LFG

[Anonymous No.53705370]

>mfw the new normal is 5% interest rates with 100 PE companies
I can't believe this market anymore

[Anonymous No.53705373]

Stocks will keep going up at least until they start going down again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from an upward direction to a downward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices falling instead of rising. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from positive to negative. With negative returns, that means that stock values will be shrinking rather than growing. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going down instead of going up. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either falling or rising.

[Anonymous No.53705374]

Congrats to SKYTbros. Had my doubts with that insider selling but glad it worked out for you.

[Anonymous No.53705381]

mArKeT wIlL cRaSh oN cPI <--- HAHAHAH STUPID BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53705385]

Should I close my SKYT and PLTR calls now? They're all in the money. I wonder if CPI announcement is gonna fuck em if I do, I don't wanna lose all my profit (again)

Fuckin options

[Anonymous No.53705389]

>>53705265
This projection is blindingly bright.

I wouldn't mind if you posted info worth discussing, but your entire persona is the unimaginably cocky gambler that now thinks he's a genius because he hit it big once.
Except even that part is a lie. You bought KOLD at $12 and sold CCs at $15. Hence why you can never actually show your portfolio balance, you don't even have the competence to html edit yourself into a 50k gain.

[Anonymous No.53705392]

Look at the VIX KEK

[Anonymous No.53705393]

>>53705370
Those rates won’t last bro

[Anonymous No.53705401]

>>53705385
Yes

[Anonymous No.53705402]

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/B3M2trxQVH4

[Anonymous No.53705409]

I went all in on oil and natural gas

[Anonymous No.53705411]

>>53705392
yeah, so all the optionsfag are closing their hedge. hence the pump. I just hope we dump after that. Man Opex is gonna be something this friday

[Anonymous No.53705420]

>>53705385
what didnt the cpi already announce this morning

[Anonymous No.53705422]

>>53705411
That's what I said earlier ITT. Everyone was short going into the CPI, literally any number would've led to a green day

[Anonymous No.53705425]

>>53705409

[Anonymous No.53705429]

>>53705393
seeing how sticky the inflation is, they better do

[Anonymous No.53705431]

>>53705401
Ok, the 15 strike is up but not technically ITM... yet. Closing is always hard, I have such FOMO after closing a Tesla call when it 2xed by Tuesday and by Friday it was worth 6 grand
>>53705402
Would. Totally would.

[Anonymous No.53705440]

>>53705409
DUDE LOOK AT ORANGE JUICE COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.53705442]

what are the odds they revise the shit out of this number in a bad way next week.

When was the last change to the data they use for this?

[Anonymous No.53705452]

>>53705429
But what about the prospect of sticky disinflation. Inflations been coming down

[Anonymous No.53705453]

>>53705442
theyll revise it in a month or two when everyone's forgotten about it

[Anonymous No.53705461]

>>53705401

[Anonymous No.53705464]

>>53705402
>woah, did you know that people orgasm?
>it's even put in the lyrics of the beeeest songs!
>as nigger bluntly as possible, please!

[Anonymous No.53705468]

now that jobs and inflation are hot can daddy please go back to 50s or 75s please

[Anonymous No.53705475]

>>53705461
>2400%
dang well done
yeah you can sell that I think jej

[Anonymous No.53705477]

[Anonymous No.53705479]

Apologize.

[Anonymous No.53705480]

>>53705402
They stole this from the Dutch.

[Anonymous No.53705481]

>>53705452
>prospect
now it shows 0.5% MoM, which kills the prospect and call for an act

[Anonymous No.53705483]

>>53705389
I was gonna reply to this and post my trade history (would take like 3 images) and cost basis and when the calls expired and how much premium i collected etc etc but it's easier just to call you a nigger and encourage more seething from bagholders that contribute absolutely fucking nothing to this general

Don't (you) me or my son ever again

[Anonymous No.53705490]

SERIOUSLY, NO APOLOGIES FROM YOU BOBO TRANNIES AND NIGGAS? THAT'S COOL. YOU PROBABLY ROPED YOURSELF BY NOW THAT'S WHY YOU AIN'T REPLYIN. ANYWAYS, IT WILL BE AT 30% GAIN FOR SOXL END OF DAY NIGGAS.

[Anonymous No.53705496]

Please sir
Just one, violent country altering crash
Is that really so hard?

[Anonymous No.53705502]

>>53705475
I'm so broke after a few bad plays this month bro (cough... BBBaggy), otherwise I woulda gone in more. 15 dollar strikes were at .10 yesterday.... sold two to cover profit.

Wanna let PLTR run because it has SS potential.

[Anonymous No.53705515]

what are the odds the revise the fuck out of this number in next weeks?

[Anonymous No.53705519]

>>53705496
you literally missed it last year in the October 2022 low, aka the Shemitah. You get one every 7 years. Guess you'll be waiting a while, bobo

[Anonymous No.53705521]

>>53704983
Reminder that the iShares Mexico ETF is literally the ticker EWW

[Anonymous No.53705525]

>>53705409
>oil and natural gas
>tfw work in o&g
>tfw massive shortages of workers and parts
>companies can't scale up even if they wanted to
>tfw I own oil companies and get pay raises now
Oil is bullish to me for the next 4 years. Only issue is if recession pulls down demand significantly but honestly thats over blown imo. People are still gonna need to drive.

[Anonymous No.53705533]

>>53705452
>Inflations been coming down
can you point at the area in picrelated where you see inflation coming down?

[Anonymous No.53705539]

>>53705490
I’ve been lounging in my bed for the last 2 hours

[Anonymous No.53705541]

>>53705481
Sticky inflation is a sneeky fucker that takes you by surprise and never lets go. The fed will not risk sticky disinflation.

[Anonymous No.53705542]

Buy DAN 1 day puts if you believe in the power of free AI

[Anonymous No.53705550]

>>53705056
Foreigners (both investors, governments, and company leadership) are often much more hostile to and willing to fuck with stocks than Americans, so watch out for those cultural factors. Growth or a good market isn't everything.

[Anonymous No.53705558]

>>53705533
Very clear downward trend you dumb motherfuckers

[Anonymous No.53705560]

>>53705533
Are you blind?

[Anonymous No.53705571]

fuck it Im buying bond-ETFs
>FED's own projections had seen interest rates peaking at just over 5% in (september) 2023
>Bonds flat and stocks are up after FED confirming raising rates

everything is priced in on fake data.
When rate cuts happen next year bond-ETFs will go parabolic. If rates will still be increased further by then it will be priced in. Im buying the generational bonds bottom.
If your opinion doesnt align with mine you're wrong and retarded, fuck off. But sure keep fudding.

[Anonymous No.53705573]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

[Anonymous No.53705574]

>>53705539
I woke up at 8:30, saw the CPI and then went back to bed until 9:30. Got up and bought puts, now I'm absolutely FUCKED

[Anonymous No.53705578]

You had your exit pump, I hope you took advantage of it.

[Anonymous No.53705580]

what kind of bullshit market is this? the already rigged CPI data was rigged even harder this month, and STILL showed inflation rising, and the markets are fucking pumping?

[Anonymous No.53705586]

lots of permabear furu's on my TL whose heads were spinning this morning over the rally, "if a bad print can't get markets down nothing can!!" feels like the pain trade is almost done

[Anonymous No.53705590]

>>53705539
>>53705574
APOLOGIZE.

[Anonymous No.53705591]

>>53705007
>Used car prices finally going down
Didn't they just rebound?

[Anonymous No.53705592]

[Anonymous No.53705593]

>>53705558
Very. First. Thing. they teach you in any financial statistics class. DO. NOT. EXTRAPOLATE.

[Anonymous No.53705596]

>>53705558
>>53705560
lol,
lmao even
would you alternatively point out the area you see inflation coming down in this picture?

[Anonymous No.53705599]

>>53705571
>>53705571
>fuck it Im buying bond-ETFs
which ones?

[Anonymous No.53705601]

>>53705574
wait it out BoBro the day is not over yet!

[Anonymous No.53705604]

>>53705580
You hedged overnight with ProShares, didn't you?

[Anonymous No.53705606]

We did it progressives

Teenage girls are suffering from unprecedented sadness and confusion. A new report from the CDC says 57% of teenage girls felt “persistently sad or hopeless” in 2021 and roughly 30% of them were suicidal. At the same time we're seeing an "explosion" in girls identifying as boys. In some areas, as many as 1 in 10 identify as gender diverse or gender non-conforming.

[Anonymous No.53705610]

>>53705580
you've been zimbabwed

[Anonymous No.53705615]

>>53705502
>Wanna let PLTR run because it has SS potential.
God that would be amazing

[Anonymous No.53705616]

>>53705560
>he doesn't understand how MoM inflation works

[Anonymous No.53705617]

>>53705590
I kneel mumu-sama. I always get burned when I buy puts, I always make money from calls. I should stop listening to the bobo in me,

[Anonymous No.53705620]

>>53705521
>pic
Its an artistic choice to show that mexico is shit.

[Anonymous No.53705621]

>>53705072
By weighting services more heavily, those BLS changes have been bumping *up* CPI prints from the last couple months. So without them, today's print would've been lower and we would've been even more boolish.

[Anonymous No.53705623]

>>53705596
Your own fucking image literally says "inflation has shown signs of peaking" lmao

[Anonymous No.53705625]

>>53705606
this is the l*beral utopia the elites wanted

[Anonymous No.53705629]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.53705630]

nice crab market faggots

[Anonymous No.53705632]

>>53705606
where do i find one of these sad teenage grils to pump full of babies and make happy

[Anonymous No.53705633]

>>53705558
>>53705560

>smg still doesn't understand that positive numbers mean price go up and just obsess over a retarded year over year metric while we have another 0.5% month

I fucking hate this place. You guys are so fucking stupid. I'm gone on vacation again. Stupid fuckers

[Anonymous No.53705634]

>>53705596
>lets just rewrite the rules to factor out the parts we dont like by removing basic necessities everyone needs for living like gas and food costs from the equation

>oh look inflation is slowing!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53705638]

>>53705601
I made the horrible decision to go all in with my money at the bottom today. There is no hope for me bobro, go on without me

[Anonymous No.53705639]

>>53705623
the writers are as dumb as you

[Anonymous No.53705641]

>>53705596
It’s at the end of the graph where the line no longer climbs up that steeply. You want it to go up slightly, and that’s what it shows

[Anonymous No.53705642]

what in the ABSOLUTE FUCK is today?

[Anonymous No.53705645]

Kek ,told you, scamwick again

[Anonymous No.53705647]

>>53705633
you have a very feminine penis anon

[Anonymous No.53705648]

>>53705633
Very small anon. Maybe you should kill yourself to get rid of your DNA from the gene pool.

[Anonymous No.53705651]

>>53705148
Schizo theory: Powell stopped tightening financial conditions because Yellen panicked about the plunge in capital gains tax revenue from lat year. Nominally pumping the markets is the only way to stave off a real default.

[Anonymous No.53705653]

>>53705642
Black Tuesday?

[Anonymous No.53705655]

PUMP AND DUMP...

Loaded up SOXS/WEBS again at the top.

[Anonymous No.53705657]

>ODTE gamblers BTFO again
At least use weeklys anons they’re on to options gamblers and are clapping them cheeks with no Vaseline now

[Anonymous No.53705658]

>it's a cpi numbers get revised upward months later episode
Sotiring.

[Anonymous No.53705660]

DETEKOI MUMU

[Anonymous No.53705662]

This is why you don't try to trade the CPI.

[Anonymous No.53705664]

>>53705653
Tomorrow is DAN day

[Anonymous No.53705667]

>>53705642
J pow saw this pepe

[Anonymous No.53705668]

>>53705234
>coke
>dole
I'm on to you, KO and DOLE shareholder.

[Anonymous No.53705671]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[Anonymous No.53705672]

>>53705647
>>53705648

I dunno its pretty decent I think. You guys just watch too much blacked porn

[Anonymous No.53705677]

>>53705606
>>53705625
You guys need to head over to /pol/, they have your answer as to the cause. Then you need to head to /k/ and /fit/.
>>53705641
>You want it to go up slightly,
>You want
>it shows
>>53705651
Naw, it's just Ukraine.

[Anonymous No.53705678]

>>53705662
because if the trade goes against you you just average down until it scamwicks back the other way and you profit no matter what?
same reason you dont trade the fomc i assume

[Anonymous No.53705680]

mumus are just retarded NQ was up like 1% on a hot CPI print

[Anonymous No.53705684]

>>53705606
They just need a deep dicking

[Anonymous No.53705685]

>>53705483
You can't post because you have nothing. It's ok. I understand.
It sucks to get called out on a lie.

[Anonymous No.53705687]

>>53705672
No I just have a BBC (Big Balkan Cock), maybe its average for you idk

[Anonymous No.53705689]

I regret to inform you that the soft landing has been cancelled.

It will be a very hard landing.

[Anonymous No.53705692]

>>53705662
I'm actually doing great, made money going long and cancelled just before the drop with gains and now I'm greening on shorts lmao

[Anonymous No.53705693]

>>53705642
Hypercrab day

[Anonymous No.53705694]

What in the absolute powell damned bat shit fucking fuck WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53705695]

>>53705677
The fed wants 2% annual inflation, a slightly upward trending line that is

[Anonymous No.53705696]

LMAO LOOK AT THE DAX, LOOKS EVEN WORSE THAN DOW

[Anonymous No.53705702]

I beeleve some "kek, baggies, kek" posting might be in order

[Anonymous No.53705703]

>>53705599
some vanguard ETFs that pay monthly divvies, Im still looking around

[Anonymous No.53705708]

>>53705662
I guess not. Even when I correctly guessed CPI would pump because of that limp wristed 25 basis point """""""hike"""""" I was completely incorrect about how the market would react to it. I guess I really should just boglehead and be productive somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.53705709]

>>53705689
This makes me hard, bigly

[Anonymous No.53705710]

>>53705633
Is that a garloid? What are you doing to it?

[Anonymous No.53705714]

>>53705696
I shorted at 15520 today
will ride this shit down to 0

[Anonymous No.53705718]

>>53705480
Culturally appropriated

[Anonymous No.53705721]

>>53705687
I dunno until I see it I'm going to assume you are an Indian dude with a micropenis or a fat guy that hasn't seen or used his cock in years like the rest of smg

[Anonymous No.53705725]

>>53705718

[Anonymous No.53705726]

Why did they draw a big kike nose on the indeces?

[Anonymous No.53705729]

>>53705708
>pantsu

>>53705710
i'm sure he'll show you how he milks it if you ask nice

[Anonymous No.53705730]

Fuck me, this is a great day for trading. +51 points on the ES so far. Only 1 contract today because it's a bit volatile, but still feels good.

[Anonymous No.53705731]

WHERE’S YOUR SNEED ATTTTT
WHERE’S YOUR SNEED AT
WHERE’S YOUR SNEED AT

[Anonymous No.53705734]

fucking finally. good thing i didnt sell my puts i had a feeling it was a scam pump

[Anonymous No.53705735]

>>53705409
Literally minutes before oil plunges back down.

[Anonymous No.53705736]

>>53705678
>>53705708
It won't necessarily scamwick, there's just so many bets being unwound that it's highly likely you get rekt. Easier and safer to just wait a day and then position based on the data.

[Anonymous No.53705738]

>>53705695
>it remains over 3x the Fed target
Well, I don't mind spending $10 for a gallon of milk by December.

[Anonymous No.53705737]

>>53705714
I didn't hold. Have too many positions in a bad spot and have to be cautious. I mean, am I expected to expect scamwick every other half hour?

[Anonymous No.53705741]

>>53705615
I dumped it just in case, took my 2.5x

[Anonymous No.53705743]

you DID short TSLA over 200 with me, right /smg/?

[Anonymous No.53705744]

>>53705634
yep, they just re-write the rules as they please and - as you pointed out - shit is still looking grim.

also kudos to you for using the proper term of "slowing" instead of the ridiculous nonsense of "coming down" like the shitforbrains anons itt use

[Anonymous No.53705746]

this is like the 4th bear trap of the morning don't walk into it again bobo

[Anonymous No.53705747]

>tfw I bought sqqq at open instead of waiting for hebrew bear trap

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53705748]

>>53705689
Wait, you mean the soft landing wasn't the October low?

[Anonymous No.53705751]

>>53705725
I like your horns

[Anonymous No.53705752]

>>53705606
Someone else is watching GMA

[Anonymous No.53705754]

in memory of the GENERATIONAL TOP I will be posting dancing kot vids

[Anonymous No.53705758]

>>53705571
When rate cuts happen next year bond ETFs will plunge because inflation and a flood of new issuance will eat them alive.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53705759]

>>53705748
Baggie I hope you are positioned with me for a Black Wednesday

the AI said so

[Anonymous No.53705762]

>>53705718
>>53705725
Been out with the monkey, line go up now down?

[Anonymous No.53705761]

>>53705746
he's going to walk into it again

[Anonymous No.53705764]

ROUND 3 GUYS, WE BE MOON AGAIN

[Anonymous No.53705765]

>>53705747
never daytrade before 10:30 anon
i didnt follow my rules today and got wrecked after two straight weeks of profit everyday

[Anonymous No.53705766]

>tfw I bought sqqq at open instead of waiting for hebrew bull trap

[Anonymous No.53705773]

>smg calls a bear trap
>soxs immediately jumps 20 points
pottery

[Anonymous No.53705774]

Confess

[Anonymous No.53705781]

Laugh at bulltsrds time

Hahahahahahhahabhab

[Anonymous No.53705783]

>>53705738
Me neither

[Anonymous No.53705784]

>>53705687
Based Balkan bro

[Anonymous No.53705785]

>>53705571
Why would you buy a bond etf if rates are going up? You are just gonna get heemed. Just buy the t bills yourself and not lose out on inefficient investment vehicles.

[Anonymous No.53705790]

>>53705774
I prayed today and god answered U - U

[Anonymous No.53705793]

>>53705765
One day I will learn this lesson.

[Anonymous No.53705796]

>buy 10 shares of Google for 93.50
>sold it for 94.50
Feels good

[Anonymous No.53705800]

>>53705766
I waited for the bull trap (double top from premarket scam pump) like a good goy. Study that talmud or be forever shabbos goy.

WEBS/SOXS gang gang

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53705802]

>>53705759
Oh I'm waiting.

[Anonymous No.53705807]

>>53705759
DAN day is coming

[Anonymous No.53705812]

KEK BAGGGGGIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Anonymous No.53705816]

I have seen some days, but today was maximum jewish

[Anonymous No.53705817]

so retard strength is coming to an end?

[Anonymous No.53705821]

>>53705744
the only reason inflation artificially slowed down in the first place is because we destroyed our entire national security readiness by releasing the strategic petroleum reserves to give everyone cheap gas. now thats done so the trucks that bring food to the masses will get expensive again. food is going to do a 5x by end of year in my opinion

[Anonymous No.53705824]

>>53705816
Wait, we might have another round. Still early

[Anonymous No.53705825]

[Anonymous No.53705827]

>>53705816
HOW CAN IT KANGAROO ON LITERAL FINANCIAL NEWS

[Anonymous No.53705837]

>it bounces at 410 again
this number is different

[Anonymous No.53705841]

>>53705800
Luckily I kept some back. All in for the ride now.

[Anonymous No.53705843]

The jews gave you and exit pump and an entry for 60+ dte puts and you didn't take it.. you hate making money

[Anonymous No.53705846]

Got up to make breakfast, missed my exit. wow

[Anonymous No.53705856]

Next

>>53705851

>>53705851

>>53705851

[Anonymous No.53705860]

that was the fakest and gayest pump ever, and on top of that they refuse to fill orders fairly

[Anonymous No.53705862]

STOP POSTING THE RATS.

[Anonymous No.53705869]

>>53705837

[Anonymous No.53705901]

>>53705758
objectively wrong

>>53705785
bond-ETFs will remain flat until rate cuts happen, then they'll go up for years to come. I will not get heemed I will make money because aparently everyone on biz (money losers) think its a stupid idea