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>still trying to save money on food again after I gave up yesterday and ordered 3 large pizzas
>just woke up super hungry

>> No.53703634

>>53703627
Why don't you just make your own pizzas then?

>> No.53703644

>>53703627
Theres lota of treatments for that. Get some help, you can make it

>> No.53703648

>3 large pizzas
How fat are you?

>> No.53703656

>>53703627
cook your own food faggot
>>53703648
large pizzas aren't that big

>> No.53703657

>>53703627
>3 large pizzas
if this isn't a LARP there is something seriously wrong with you. go see a doctor. at the very least they could probably give you semaglutide.

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>>53703634
thats a lot of work man, I'd get too hungry before being anywhere close to be done with it
>>53703644
what treatments?
>>53703648
very fat, so fat I been unable to jerk off in the last 11 years

>> No.53703667
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>>53703627
>Eat carbs
That will make you feel like you're starving. Look up US army experiments in the 1950s where they fed 4000 calories a day of purely carbs to a platoon and the men had no energy and felt famished all the time. The only way to solve your problems is to transition to meat only for 3-5 days so you will feel satsiated and then begin fasting for days at a time. Do it right and you won't even feel hungry anymore.

>> No.53703673

>>53703666
Go on a water fast bro your insulin level must be near diabetic holy shit if you can't control your hunger like that

>> No.53703680

>>53703627
Just drink 3 gallons of diet coke a day.

>> No.53703681

>>53703666
Look Satan, your hunger isnt really hunger. Its an addiction.

>> No.53703684

>>53703666
Theres meds, therapies, and even surgeries to make your stomach smaller. If you want, you can. If you dont want, dont even bother trying, just make your best to meet your true desires that lay below your instincts

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Could you finish this by yourself?

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>>53703667
>meat only
what meat? I also dont understand half of the infographic
>>53703673
but water isnt doing anything against the hunger and it makes me piss a lot and getting to the toilet too often is so much work
>>53703680
I only drink coca cola that has real sugar
I had 3 large coca cola bottles yesterday to the pizzas.
>>53703681
I know but hunger is pure torture wat do?

>> No.53703714

>>53703684
I read surgeries shorten your life so much that you would die in 10 years.
>>53703693
thats not enough I'd need more coca cola to flush it down.

>> No.53703722

>>53703703
Water won't do anything against the hunger but also putting in nothing but hunger will reduce your insulin through burning the carbs in your body, which in turn will slowly subside it

>> No.53703731

>>53703703
>has real sugar
Switch to ultra maximum fructose corn syrup drinks. They make your pennies grow so you can stay fat and still fuck hot bitches.

>> No.53703735

I have ridiculous gas and indigestion.

>> No.53703749

>>53703731
>pennies
*penis
Your pennies never grow. They stay the same size and metallic composition

>> No.53703767

>>53703749
I gotta find my penis first, havent seen the old fella in years but dont have to I never had a gf anyway so there is no use for me for having a hard penis

>> No.53703792

>>53703627
Sergei this is /biz/, not your quantitative eating blog.

>> No.53703811

>>53703767
You can use it for other stuff too. Finding water in a desert, searching for secret passageways in walls, breaking obsidian blocks in minecraft. List goes on.

>> No.53703817

>>53703703
High quality steak. Eat one meal a day of about one pound of steak and notice how you lose hunger as the days go on. Won't work if you eat any carbs at all. Look up snake juice vids to learn more. Look up that fat British guy who fasted for hundreds of days straight drinking nothing but electrolyte water. Cole Robinson's videos are getting censored and buried under search results so that's one way you can know he's right.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2vz_U8kxDlg

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>>53703627
I love your video !

>> No.53703842

>>53703817
>High quality steak.
where can I get this?

>> No.53704072

>>53703627
You're just a fat fuck.

I am about 240 and 6'0. I eat 8 eggs and a bout 12 oz of meat a day and that's it. Some days I just fast.

I workout every day, only sleep 6 hours, and run a business.

Your fat is food for when you are actually hungry

>> No.53704151

>>53704072
Suck a fat boner gaylord

>> No.53704371

>>53703714
Well i know a couple people living further 10 years with gastric bands, its not as invasive. I know a guy that was madly fat. After the band he really lost so much weight it looked kinda insane and then he recovered some weight with supplements. Been more than 15 years since then. He is around 50s