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>> No.53698020

>He pays for Netflix

>> No.53698028

Hey, they even have a channel called BetaSeries. Market identification is imperative to sales.

>> No.53698030

Violent liquidating CPI squeezes for all remaining bobos in just 15 hours. All in TSLA/NVDA at open no matter what inflation computer says. welcome to 2023 trading boomers adapt to gamma or die

>> No.53698038
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>buy SOXS

>> No.53698044


Damn I can't believe you had to actually call up your broker or whoever just to make a trade lmao. Makes me wonder if anyone still does that. Or hell I wonder if anyone still goes to the actual trading floor itself.

>> No.53698046
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It's kind of fun to revisit old memes to see how they are doing nowadays. Funnily enough, most of them doing very poorly.
I feel like I dodged a bullet by getting rid of memes from my portfolio in 2021. Like, I daytraded PLTR when it was around $31 or KTOS when it was above $25. If I held those I would most likely an hero

>> No.53698059
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don't have to tell me twice

>> No.53698072
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i wonder the same, i assume only for the bond auction

>> No.53698076

>Hotels have multiple TVs, multiple couches, multiple rooms.
Only in big cities, is my point. If I am going to stay in down town Los Angeles, i will stay in a nice hotel around DTLA. If I want to visit the beaches? I will get an Airbnb by the beach.

What do you don't understand , because you are a poorfag who has only traveled on poorfag budgets, is that you cannot get hotels with amenities and recreational things (lounging areas, grill and chill areas) in 90%.

If you actually had money to spend on vacations you wouldn't naively think that you can get multiple TV's, couches, rooms, if you were traveling to say, Zion National Park. You have to be some poor hick who has never left his home state if you unironically think hotels with that many rooms exist outside of niche metro area markets.

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Bros... I got some bad news this weekend, and it turns out I absolutely need to make it soon.
I need to buy plastic surgery to fix my deformed thumbs...
Please help

>> No.53698085

Anyone have the icebath anon thumb picture? Just watched rockers new video and I'm intrigued

>> No.53698088
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$UPST is gonna gain traction when people scramble to the 'AI' craze. Earnings tomorrow, squeeze incoming

>> No.53698097

So what happened to the recession? It got canceled?

>> No.53698101

I am afraid to save it to my hard drive. What will my fbi agent think?

>> No.53698117

It's apparently a rare (~3% of population) genetic mutation that I didn't know I had

>> No.53698118

Recessions are all fake and gay

>> No.53698119
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Nah, people basically adapted and learned how to live with it.

>> No.53698121
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Real question is why you have so much CUNY

>> No.53698128


I use AirBNB and hotels, but I've used AirBNB a lot less since rich Saudi VC money went away.

>> No.53698138

all the safeguards worked, nothing broke, all the retarded utilities shorting their own products and pension funds leveraged on bonds got bailed out. Oil subsidized. Nat gas came face to face with an unusually warm winter. Everything is fine now.

>> No.53698140

I dunno about that. Just about every city has a hotel with suites that have more than one room. Or at least one suite with more than one room. Plenty of them have kitchenettes now too. Candlewood's entire model is upscale studios, and I do believe they have suite rooms as well.

>> No.53698146
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i hope my fbi agent is at least a cool dude. it's really unlikely though since so many utter fags become feds

>> No.53698155

At the cost of 2x'ing eggs. Milk is next.

>> No.53698171
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I have never once been to New York

>> No.53698178
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The recession is waiting for just the right moment when Mumu is completely relaxed.

>> No.53698180

>Nat gas came face to face with an unusually warm winter
Natty is also used for air conditioners. If it's a warm winter with no snow, summer will surely be a boiling hellscape. Ergo, I'm longing it around April/May. Gotta get a Farmer's Almanac and take a look

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Not nearly as bad as I expected. I have a retarded finger from fighting and tearing ligaments

>> No.53698186
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they need healthcare exposure and maybe energy exposure to complete the drawdown port

>> No.53698193

>6 month just hit 5%
Uhhh, what does this mean?

>> No.53698197
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It means "hold onto yer butts".

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BlackRock and JPMorgan were stockholders of Norfolk southern the train that derailed btw. I'm shorting everything connected to Ohio.

>> No.53698217

>i could see amazon being just a grocery business in a few years
some people should not have access to computers for posting such stupid shit

>> No.53698225

> wind blows the particles northeast
> water systems flow the particles southwest
Half of the country will be impacted at this rate.

>> No.53698233
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I'm all in on NANC now.
Politicians always win.

>> No.53698238

Sorry, I think it's a la nina year.

>> No.53698251

>no mentions of WISH being up 50% on the day
I'm amazed Citron Research still has the clout to cause a $200M move in markets. I still remember his bullish calls for BBBY, NLS, and JMIA. Not fading the rally but just fun to look at.

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Fresh oc for you guys
Remember that bears are losers

>> No.53698263

saved, ty anon for your service

>> No.53698264

NB: KRUZ is beating both NANC and SPY since inception.

>> No.53698271

Saved, thanks anon.

>> No.53698272
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look at the institutional ownership of any ticker and let me know what they don't have a stake in
continue to ignore the sw water shortage
same just don't think its partisan, both sides front run the game
they were facing delisting and luckily someone lent a hand. also that other company that is wish by another name has no debt and three years of cash, not tubi but some shit that starts with a t i think, all sympathy

>> No.53698275

He's kinda right, their retail and cloud shit is getting worse earnings lately. But I don't see them shifting over anytime soon.

>> No.53698288

6 month yields? Then that's fucking BAD.

>> No.53698290
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At this point if you don't have a bag of SKYT then you're going to rope in 4 years.

>> No.53698295
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the silver lining in all of this is that racism will be dealt another tremendous blow as Black Kings come in to clean up whitey's mess

>> No.53698296

insider here. cpi will be 6.7%. run for the hills.

>> No.53698297

It was all sparked by a tweet from Citron where he basically said the same for WISH.
>no debt
>$800M in cash
>$300M in credit available
I'm not touching it, but again, fun to look at.

>> No.53698301
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Chernobyl happened 5 years before the Soviet Union disintegrated kek

>> No.53698302

I saw that. They really just hate us.

>> No.53698308


>> No.53698309

It's priced in that CPI will be higher than expected but it's not priced in that CPI will be higher than the higher that is expected.

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>> No.53698314

>Black worker tries to move chemical drenched shit around and watches his hands melting ala firefighter scene in Chernobyl show

>> No.53698320

Seriously, is nobody playing UPST?

>> No.53698326

Hello, SEC employee here. How did you get your hands on week on week CPI numbers? Please call out office immediately.

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>> No.53698337

He's just trolling us, again.

>> No.53698339

the only thing I know about UPST is that embarrassing interview where the trader recommended buying it and then played dumb when asked what the company does. no thanks homie

>> No.53698340

We've been in a recession since March 2020

>> No.53698342

I got rekt by it 3 times. Never touching it again.

>> No.53698347

Your office is a shit hole, with bad HVAC, terrible water, and a smell like a burrito that was forgotten under a floorboard. And your secretary has bad breath.

>> No.53698353

I have no plays in it, but it looks tempting. I think it has Upside (no pun intended). I bet it's shorted the hell out of as well.

>> No.53698361
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some charts just aren't worth touching

>> No.53698369
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I can see those lower highs and lower lows showing up on $compq

>> No.53698390

SPR refillbros… it’s over

>> No.53698389

Holy fuck Buttgeek just keeps fucking things up doesn't he?

>> No.53698406

This faggot went on paternity leave his first day. Jesus Christ if that isn't meant to demoralize the country.

>> No.53698421
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>US 10Y down 8 pips
the economy is saved

>> No.53698422
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be careful anon that's the next president

>> No.53698439

I'll consider touching it after it reports earnings next week. I think the thesis hangs too much on "the company has a lot of cash" but maybe they went buck wild with spending last quarter. There is no redeemable qualities in the company otherwise.

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i know a few companies like that

>> No.53698452
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I've still got my hopes up for hilldawg.

>> No.53698462

> The wobble walk
Well at least he moved his ass somewhere, so not all hope is lost

>> No.53698464

almost every company that IPO'd late 2021 / 2022 is in that position, which is why I've been digging through them to try to find if any aren't dog shit.

>> No.53698465

His approval with brown people is absolutely shit tier, Dems would be stupid to run him. If he was still an unknown then maybe but he has baggage even being associated with Biden now

>> No.53698475

Any biomemes that work on a cure to tinnitus? If one succeeds it will be bigger than AI craze. I would pay everything I own to get rid of it.

>> No.53698481

> the average GME mountain dew enjoyer

>> No.53698485
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Another derailment. I'm shorting Texas.

>> No.53698488
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america wants a white MAN tho, his faggotry has bipartisan approval, and failure of current position means he's perfect for highest office, cumulah polled at <2% when she got vice nom

>> No.53698497

Wew, thought that was going to be Montgomery County, Ohio.

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>> No.53698506
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1 in Ohio
1 in SC
1 in Texas
Spy Balloons everywhere
Food plants burning down everywhere

Alright so is it the WEF/Jews? The Chinese? The Russians?
What's going on?

>> No.53698507

what i dont get is how it's legal to pump and dump like that. can he just sell now legally? he could have made millions with a single tweet

>> No.53698519
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South carolina too.

I'm seeing a pattern here...

>> No.53698523
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you bought puts right anon?

>> No.53698524

>Alright so is it the WEF/Jews? The Chinese? The Russians?
Those are all the same btw

>> No.53698533

a lot of industrial accidents in my area are being caused by staff retention issues. You get a lot of inexperienced people all in one place that occasionally forget shit like you are supposed to open the vent hole before draining a tank without an old guy to yell at him for being a fucking retard.

>> No.53698534
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Taggart bros...

>> No.53698539

The line of what is and isn't a pump and dump is blurry. I think they'd have to prove that he was trying to deceive the public, which I don't think he was. Consider how analyst rating releases causes shit to move up/down too.

>> No.53698544

>staff retention
Oh so you mean their pay not keeping up with inflation and diversity hires fucking up everything?

>> No.53698545

Stop nooticing.

>> No.53698557

yes. nobody wants to work the industrial version of mcwagie jobs anymore

>> No.53698560
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>Those who currently control us also created us. Can you not get that extremely simple concept through your thick skull? Religion (with its gods) and science (with its theory of evolution) have poisoned your mind so much that you are now unable to see the obvious. Most importantly, doesn't it seem rather odd to you that, in the 5,500 years of recorded history, there has never been an official school of thought that states, "The current ruling elite of Earth created humanity," or one that states, "Aliens created humanity"? Well, the reason why these two schools of thought have never come to fruition is because Earth's alien rulers would never dare allow such concepts (in other words, the truth) to be openly discussed in academia.

>jannies, long /ES futures with 20x leverage

>> No.53698570
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I apologize ABNB defender. I took a fat crap in my hotel room and the smell is wafting everywhere. If i had rented a room in a house the smell would vent elsewhere. Now I suffer for my cheapness. I'll buy a put in the hopes that my usual inverse investing causes it to pump your bags.

>> No.53698574
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Is this a good long term investment?

>> No.53698582

But seriously, I wonder if these train derailments are gonna cause energy and commodity stocks to PLUMMET soon?


>> No.53698603
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no but this

>> No.53698604

funny thing, its the same people. edgy Genx fags that had cut their dick off for money

>> No.53698618

Is TA even real? Am I supposed to learn something first or just stare at charts until I get good?

>> No.53698619

Just make sure to clean it or it will have a low re-sale value. trust me.

>> No.53698636

>is TA even real
If you're investing long term you should be able to glance at a graph and have a gut feel for what seems to be happening.
Beyond that, maybe if you day trade.
I don't give a fuck about TA.

>> No.53698640

Kek why is the case and actual sleeve sold separately?

>> No.53698643
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How are people this fucking sketched out about CPI prints? I genuinely don't understand how anyone could look at pic related and still think "oh fuck inflation is OUTTA CONTROL time to sell everything for literally an entire year!" I really do think bears are going to get their shit kicked in tomorrow, or we fake dump and then 2023 is one of the most neon green years since 2021

>> No.53698650
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I'm in Columbus near this train track I have to drive under every day. I have family in NW and SE Ohio. It's over.

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>> No.53698657

the market is driven by algorithms and gamblers right now

>> No.53698659

NE and SW*

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>> No.53698669

Price X Volume is real and all you need to look at.

>> No.53698672

lol yeah outrageous what I just said

>> No.53698674

Sure, I believe that. Which is why I think we're just going to continue pumping once things hit technical "buy" levels again. Looking at the pattern in RSI and MACD over the last year it seems like the first or second week of March will be the "bottom" before the next leg up.

>> No.53698675
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The textbook TA where people are like
>hurr durr it's a bearish pendant!
is BS but putting in your hours to get a feel for how a specific ticker moves is not, if you're persistent.

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>> No.53698709

I'm sketched out whenever everyone is "certain" of where the market is headed, which is what I'm seeing with the VIX, all the weekly call buying, and TSLA being 25% of all market transactions last week.

>> No.53698710

Doing this to make a sector/industry heatmap by dollar amount

>> No.53698713

TA is completely useless, but you can tell whether or not a stock is trash by looking at its graph. If it's on a downtrend for years, it's a bad idea to buy it.

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>> No.53698734

>TA is completely useless, but you can tell whether or not a stock is trash by looking at its graph. If it's on a downtrend for years, it's a bad idea to buy it.
TA is useful because it can quantify that "feeling" into hard numbers.
The most common ones are 200 and 50 SMA to look at middle term trends. If it's below both of them, then yes, there's probably a fundamental reason behind the stock being shit and it will probably keep shitting. But when it starts to reverse above them, that can signal a chance for you to get out.
Like anything else, it's a tool, it just depends on how you use it.

>Captcha is JPYSR
Everyone long yen pairs

>> No.53698753

>If it's on a downtrend for years, it's a bad idea to buy it
-CROX fell 98% from 2007 to 2009, up +10,000% from 2009 to today.
-AMZN fell 90% from 2000 to 2002, up +19,000% from 2002 to today.
Turnarounds do happen. They just take time and are hard to pull off.

>> No.53698762

Well done anon

>> No.53698771

You just have to wait until the stock breaks its downtrend.

>> No.53698781

If it comes down less than expected we dump, all it takes
Personally not playing but ig I'm technically positioned to be bullish due to my stacking of BITO

>> No.53698785

In case you already have the case?

>> No.53698787

That's the other side of it too. TA is for trends and trading. FA is for long term holds and investments. Holding a distressed company for 20 years is a long time for people here, and consider how many shitcos folded in that time. Granted, stuff like IBM and Oracle and Blackberry are still around.
But for longer term investments, you have to look at the macro picture and figure where things are going to go in that time. Much harder than reading price action imo

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>Services i.e. wages accelerating without halt since 2020
>Commodity prices contained by Ch*na lockdowns
>Energy prices only suppressed by SPR drawdowns
>How could anyone be sketched out by this situation

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dont go to the market tomorrow

>> No.53698814

That's not a black swan though. Black Swans (BS) are when you're caught completely unaware. The signs are incredibly obvious here.
People are probably going to keep the casino going, wipe out the bears, everyone gets optimistic, then bulls get fucked too

>> No.53698833

>Turnarounds do happen. They just take time and are hard to pull off.

That's just an assumption. You have no idea which stock is going to turn around.

>> No.53698835

I can see AMZN dipping down to $60 in the future if Jassy keeps fucking up

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>Services i.e. wages accelerating without halt since 2020
Super interesting how everyone forgets that wages were completely stagnant for like 25 years before that
>Commodity prices contained by Ch*na lockdowns
China isn't the world
>Energy prices only suppressed by SPR drawdowns
lol now that's just disingenuous

>> No.53698846

I want inflation to be bad tomorrow

>> No.53698858

>CIA agents were responsible for NordStream blowing up
But wouldn't it be funny if Three Gorges Dam got destroyed in our lifetime?

>> No.53698861

>wipe out the bears
I know a decent amount of bears capitulated after FOMC / JPow speech where Burry tweeted "sell". There's very few of them left, which is concerning.

>> No.53698865

Wages have been going up despite worker productivity going down since barely anyone works anymore as a percentage and everyone who does is fat as hell because this is America.

>> No.53698872

>f*t as hell
Anon, it's the current year, you can't say that! What you meant was "nontraditional body structure"

>> No.53698874

I have a better idea of which companies will "turn around" in the wrong direction than "turn around" to improve as its easier to destroy a business than improve it.

>> No.53698875

>6.5% inflation (that has not yet peaked due to the new trillions in spending courtesy of the Democrats) is bullish
You’re delusional.

>> No.53698887

Sure but look at tech/growth with it's 30 P/E ratios. Completely retarded. Of course, once they stumble a bit, it'll come down. But if any stock gets shorted too hard, there's always the chance for a squeeze. It's not as black and white anymore

>> No.53698892

lol bro Republicans don't give a shit about printing money, they benefit from it just the same. Stop letting these dumb faggots play you

Have you seen that shit going around saying something like "normalize women weighing 200+lbs"? Bizarro world.

>> No.53698910

>lol bro Republicans
It's true. They don't do. They just say "Hey we don't want that." So here's my proposal. I want the option for bible study in all public schools. An elective course not available until you're maybe 16 years old. Treat it like drinking.

You can't try it til you're old enough. But no, that would fix too many things and make people better at the stock market, even without financial training.

>> No.53698912

>normalize women weighing 200+lbs
Too much starch, not enough energy exerted or cardio. Hormone imbalances, and fucked insulin levels. People are going to get diabetes and cancer from the goyslop they willingly poison themselves with. Really should be long Altria and big pharma and shit

>> No.53698919
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MEDS is the next GME. Get yourself at least a small bag. Bottomed out and low share count. Markets don't make sense, but that's the way they like it.

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Why don't they teach things like Investing and Money Management in Highschool? I feel like these things would benefit people more than anything else.
Oh wait.
I know why.

>> No.53698929

>tech/growth with it's 30 P/E ratios
Try a chicken wing restaurant. WING has a P/E of 112, annual FCF of less than $50M, and $700M of debt, all with a $5B market cap.

>> No.53698931

I work a mcwagie retail job (but I live within my means and save money), and have 3 younger coworkers on my team, who are like 17, 18, and 21. I discuss market shit with them all the time. Maybe they'll do something with it or not, but I didn't get into proper investing until my 30s, so if I was 10 years younger and had time to fuck it up then, I'd be so far ahead of the game. Still, I enjoy it.

>> No.53698934

Good morning sir. Please do not shill penny stocks. Thank you sir.

>> No.53698942

>Have you seen that shit going around saying something like "normalize women weighing 200+lbs"? Bizarro world.

It's not just women. Doctors don't even tell you that you're overweight or suggest anything to directly deal with you being overweight.

>> No.53698950

My ER doctor was probably around 360lbs.

>> No.53698954
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It really is in fu ri ating.

>> No.53698964

Good day sir. The last time I shilled anything was when BTU was at 3.00, but everyone here said they didn't like coal because they preferred to be hippies that smoke weed and coal was bad karma. Thanks.

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Looking into water/utility stocks that focus more or less in the general area. Any other suggestions? Want to capitalize on ohio burning down

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Sir we are not investing in a stock with a 3mil market cap. That's insane.

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Lol one of those KO seeking alpha hit pieces gave the following reason for not owning the stock; decline in sales due to push back on sugar and no stock buybacks. Uh what a load of crap. First;yes they've done stock buybacks recently. 2nd, hell pretty much anything you eat has sugar in it. If anything PEP would be effected by this "push back" more due to the snacks and soda both. 3rd. This same shat was done back in the 70's/80s; sugar is bad, don't drink it, save yourselves@! But here we are all those years later still kicking. The real reason kids are fat fucks; they sit on they asses all day playing on the phone. Has nothing to do with the drinks. I drink the coke and the coffee and tea and my blood work,etc is perfectly fine.

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I looked at a screener and filtered out all the shitcos (eg less than 10k volume, $1 price, "financial conglomerates" (shell companies) etc)

>> No.53699012

KO boomer what do you think of celsius (the drink)?

>> No.53699022

My local MCD was packed with families at noon and they do not serve Pepsi.

>> No.53699035

I remember looking at financials a few months ago and came to the conclusion that PEP had better growth potential than KO did. Can't remember why, it was like an increase of growth on their 10k or better FCF or something

>> No.53699040

Suit yourself. I bet you think owning MSFT right now isn't though just because they're Microsoft.

>> No.53699048

Doesn't YUM still have their deal with Pepsi? The health of YUM may be relevant to the fate of Pepsi.

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How do I invest in Dr. Pepper?

>> No.53699072

>Herbalife is still a publicly traded company
>Bill Ackman got shrekt shorting the company because Carl Icahn bought after he shorted and went activist
>you'd be up 70% if you shorted when Icahn sold his stake in 2021
missed opportunity.

>> No.53699079

KDP! Have a nice day anon!

>> No.53699106

>fat old retard who sits at a computer all day telling people goysyrup is good for you
kill every single boomer

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>> No.53699125

You know what, I've actually never been inside a KFC. I really can't remember the last time, maybe when I was a kid. And I don't prefer Pepsi. I wonder if this preference is a nationwide preference and is reflected in both of their growth stories already.

But, if the country's demographics or changing, you may be on to something. Honestly, let's make money.

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13F deadline tomorrow. What's it gonna be?

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Futures agree that end of day pump was bullshit

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How much does one of these bad boys cost?

>> No.53699139

see only mentally disturbed people hate the Dr.

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Yes I am an Anon, and yes I am a an option expert going long, and yes options are like playing poker with the stock market, and yes I always do get dealt pocket aces. And no I wont tell you the secret ticker.

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of course the drama queen waits until the last second. I bet he revisited his TSLA short.

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But the other guy that types in all caps and says nigga a lot says to buy SOXL. Who do I believe?

>> No.53699157

It's actually one of my favorites, but it's very sweet. I can knock back a 2L bottle in a day no problem, but then regret it. I usually stick to diet.
Interesting that Dr. Pepper is owned by KDP, I always thought it was a Pepsi product since you usually see it and Pepsi at "second tier" fast food joints like KFC (Coke likes to have an exclusivity thing).

>> No.53699165

YUM brands will sell pepsi products "forever" due to a lifetime contract in place back when Pepsi owned YUM. Now I'm sure they could switch if they wanted but due to them getting the product practically for free (I guess, least getting it vastly cheaper) why would they?. Source:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yum!_Brands

>> No.53699177

>I always thought it was a Pepsi product
Nah Dr. Pepper is kinda rogue. Also interesting for you boomers to look into may be distributors. I believe some of them have deals with both and logistics are important. May be a way to get in at the root.
Me tho I'm just gonna sip on a Dr. Pepper and not actually get into the soda pop game.

>> No.53699178

The thing is quite cheap. But you'll need to buy a gen2 sleeve, make it completely hands free and also get a top of the line vr headset.

>> No.53699187

Can I get alerts for free from something or do I have to pay for tradingview?

>> No.53699191

Nope. Back in the day Dr pepper did not have any bottlers (they have their own now though) so they had to strike a deal with Pepsi to use theirs. So yeah that's why a lot of times you see both drinks on the same menu and on the same side in the grocery store.

>> No.53699193

Also, on the topic of fast foods, I remember reading last year that many will shift to a subscription based model for food. This apparently lets them have a consistent revenue model and offers convenience for their goyslop
>Get a free $1 Taco every day, for only $10/mo
The challenge is making the deal worth it, because no sense in driving for 30 minutes just to save $1

>get in at the root
Ah, a fellow Bang's enjoyer I see.

>> No.53699197

According to Jesus these are Birthing Pains.

>> No.53699200

Is Intel over? What happened to them?

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>> No.53699216

I have a Pro sub on TView and I recommend it. I don't need Premium but was considering a Pro+ sub next year. I literally cannot find a better, faster, free charting platform.
I would rather drop $150 on a useful piece of software than piss $200 away on a bad trade I could've prevented

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yeah Bang's is good. how do I invest in Bang's? maybe invest in monsters too.

>> No.53699228

Pepsi tastes better than Coke.
This is a known fact.

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The Ohio train climate disaster is actually one worth watching. Very bearish for crops consumer defensive.

>> No.53699233

Get KO, get a 20% stake in Monster with it as a bonus. Also if you get KDP you get Dr Pepper (Soda) and the Kurieg coffee system to.

>> No.53699239

More rate hikes? Debt crisis coming?

>> No.53699240

Pepsi is sickeningly sweet. Coke has a less sweet, more balanced flavor

Coke > Pepsi

>> No.53699246

why though? they still seem to have some decent marketshare.

imagine if that shit contaminates the water supply for an entire state or more

>> No.53699253

The most likely scenario. The rail road union was about to strike over wages, so I'm sure if its come to that its all low effort disgruntled types who haven other way of making a living. Throw in diversity hiring who don't ever give a shit, and you have a recipe for this.
Spent my afternoon explaining why one's idea was literally not possible.

>> No.53699257

WW3 will start over this debate.

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>check party city on stocktwits to see how they're handling the bankrupcy
>a fucking petition to undeclare bankruptcy and resume business
holy fuck kek

what level of bagholder cope is this?

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Please oh please

>> No.53699268

>Very bearish for crops consumer defensive
But if there's less crops, that means price go up (plus this year should already be expensive due to higher fuel input costs (last year was still pulling from the previous year's supply)).
People WILL buy food regardless. Consumer defensive might see an increase in revenue as a result of higher justified prices.

I never had a chance to build up a position in water utilities. Now that'll be on everyone's radar.
At least I still have my copper, sand, and uranium.

Not financial advice, you are responsible for your own trades. You agreed to this when you signed up for your broker. Lmaoing@their life

>> No.53699271

i've been shitposting on smg recently about food, drink / goyslop companies a lot recently. but i seriously think some of the plays are interesting

There was an anon who mentioned he is shorting WING — wingstop. I like that because i looked into it and it's got retarded financials vs. comps lol

I also like the idea of shorting CELH — Celsius Energy drink. its just insanely overvalued

Any other goyslop companies you like as a long or short?

Oh BYND is a good short obviously

Honestly all of these seem like a short lol

Are there any goyslop companies that seem like a good long? MNST (Monster energy drink) is a solid company actually and it could keep rewarding shareholders but its so expensive lol

And for those of you who are long or short goyslop companies, do any of you actually eat / drink their products?

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>> No.53699288

He's all in bullish.

>> No.53699289

Thoughts on TSON? They're one of the biggest (and shittiest) meat packagers in the US.

Also interesting is that one of Quebec's big exports is maple syrup, and that several EU regions have a "reserve currency" of cheese, shit that's been aging for 10-20 years. One of those wheels are worth a few thousands, sometimes

>> No.53699297

I would be amused if that were true

>> No.53699318

buy both

>> No.53699319

real pic of me going to my local Kmart store closing sale back in 2017

>> No.53699345

Wait for Black Friday. The pro+ costs as much as pro during that sale.

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new message from /ourgirl/ reminding us of our duty


>> No.53699355

oh fucl it delisted? shit last i checked like late 2020 it was actually making a profit despite quarantine
whats next? TUP going bankrupt too?

>> No.53699365

They went bankrupt before PRTY

>> No.53699385

I'm still amazed by the amount of bulls who were clamoring victory when BK was filed, saying shit like "this reminds me of Hertz!" without understanding why Hertz resolved the way it did.
Yep, I'm the anon who is shorting WING. Today sucked but maybe tomorrow will be better? Either way this shit is destined for $100 or lower.

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Are we headed for a bear or bull market?

>> No.53699411

Why shouldn't I go all in on Google right now?

>way overreaction from the market for the AI flub (Chatgpt fucks things up every other prompt when asking for details)
>people are seeing this as a Microsoft vs google thing, when Bing is and always will be a heap of shit, OpenAI or not
>Way undervalued right now from the beating of the market, exacerbated by AI

This thing is going +20% in 2 months barring ww3 or the recession finally coming

>> No.53699413

Dank, thanks anon.

>> No.53699425

>Why shouldn't I go all in on Google right now?
because CPI is tomorrow. if we drill tomorrow, I'm for sure slurping GOOGL.

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I was smoking on the peace pipe in my sweat lodge the other day and a vision came to me. The vision was that of a bear riding a bull, just as my ancient Navajo ancestors had predicted. Take what wisdom from this that you can.

>> No.53699438

Look into your heart anon. What do you know to be true?

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>> No.53699497

there are an average of 4 derailments per day in the US.
but idk the average severity

>> No.53699505

>i have arguably had the worst week of my /smg/ career and i still didn't fuck up enough to be a virgin poster

>> No.53699508

>Thoughts on TSON? They're one of the biggest (and shittiest) meat packagers in the US.
No, I don't. TSON seems like a pretty solid goyslop co and a defensive stock because there is a sliding scale of consumer staple to consumer discretionary and a place like WING is more of a consumer discretionary and TSON is very much a staple because everyone knows that our middle class / lower class parents bought TSON products to stuff in the fridge
I don't really like to think about timeframes because I'm not trading options on WING but it is pretty funny that WING went more than 2x since May 2022. I mean seriously, is Wingstop worth twice as much as it was 9 months ago?

Wingstop has solid wings though. Like if you are craving wings then you should seriously get Wingstop because they specialize in Wings and Buffalo Wild Wing sauces and chicken suck cock (pun intended)

>> No.53699511

"They" are all saying the S&P rally and stock rally in general is overblown on hype. That the cold hard reality of rate hikes still a coming will stomp the rally into the ground. Hey, works for me. Bagging more cheap shares is always welcome. Be sweet if it happened to take place come July. (I'll have my pay bump then)

>> No.53699526
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SOXL is going to hit $40 again this year

>> No.53699537


It looks like there are roughly 2 deaths everyday from train accidents. We should soon see if there is anything way out of line or completely suspicious

>> No.53699555

Holding stocks that increase their dividend yearly is very comfy

>> No.53699556

Publix wings are better, and don't even get me started on publix chicken tender subs. As for why WING doubled from its May 2022 lows, I have no clue. It wasn't cheap then, and it sure as hell isn't cheap now.

>> No.53699571

I can't believe the SKYT shills... won

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>1 year yield

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We were always on your side. You just hated us for trying to help you.

>> No.53699617

They don't have any publix where I'm at. I think WING is just a low float pump. Float is only like 30M

>> No.53699628

Going all in tomorrow

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just watched tombstone, now i want to play some red dead. how good's the wild west?

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Don't worry bro, imagine being in your mid-30s and learning that you have genetically deformed thumbs... and the place you learn that from is a stock market subculture of an online Romanian tractor racing image sharing web forum internet site...

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we'll be at 5% in no time

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>> No.53699673

I could, and would heem the bussy of everyone here.

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I will buy dr pepper. Thanks for the financial advice smg.

>> No.53699687

i don't vote, are those cookies even organic, stop smiling it's making me nervous. is that a tattoo? no thanks.

>> No.53699692

That's still a weird reason for the valuation. I'm looking at the ownership numbers now too, which are also whack.
>Insider ownership: 1.27%
>Institutional ownership: 96.56%
Why do institutions want the stock so badly? Why do insiders own so little? Who is buying at this valuation?

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>> No.53699703

Your bussy is first

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>> No.53699712

>cookies and milk
>I made it for you


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My TSON options, dated A YEAR OUT, have HALVED in two weeks. Im a foookin loser for buying that shit

>> No.53699715

wonder what the repercussions will be when it gets way too fucking high kek

>> No.53699717

maybe institutions really are more retarded than retail.
they want something that sizzles and pops, wangstop has just what they want

>> No.53699724

Probs just a speculative asset. Seems like passive indexer float is choked up and the rest are asset allocators who probs obligated to buy consumer goods or want to squeeze low floats

I don't know the answer to your q, hahaeither way, selling WING shares to short is a good idea clearly

>> No.53699726

BYND is HTB I don't think you would make that much money because it would be too hard to time. I'm long KO and PEPSI because they are basically government programs for EBT at this point.

>> No.53699729

I sure as fuck hope so, my average is 29

>> No.53699732

Is being right and being early any different from bagholding?

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Will Ueda do more or less to make 2D hoes real? Their stocks need to do well as a precursor and if he's too hawkish anime is screwed.

>> No.53699746

What was your spread?

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blackrock will own all houses and all chicken

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Checked and sometimes not the case.

>> No.53699753


>> No.53699756

That's a no from me

>> No.53699772

Both have an opportunity cost. It's impossible to time the market, yet timing is everything.

>> No.53699778

That's why I gave up on buying puts outside of 2DTE gambles.

>> No.53699782

I'm not looking at that ticker or playing it. There is no way I'm shorting goyslop and wings have gone up in price like 400% in the last 10 years and every remotely relevant popculture figure is on hot ones shilling goyslop covered in hot sauce

There are way better things to short especially if your whole thesis is "I don't know why this is worth alot". Fat retards eating chicken wings is a way safer bet than electric cars or the metaverse or whatever thousands of other retarded "innovative" companies that just bleed money

>> No.53699794

GUSH tomorrow

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most boringest game ever

>> No.53699815

Yes, if you're slowly DCAing

>> No.53699819

Ah but you can buy puts as a downside hedge (rather than a directional movement). You can also sell CCs against a long position or buy a fence/collar spread to lock in profits during times of uncertainty. Solo puts are difficult to use alone, and you often pay a huge premium.

Got this as a tail hedge on SPY, for example

Another put strategy is a bear put credit spread. I've seen someone mention that with the right setup, a 0dte SPX trade works in 4/5 environments (small dip, neutral, small rally, large rally), the only loss is when the market shits itself downward hard

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Isn’t holding Tesla leading up to investor day basically free money? Elon is going to pump the shit out of it March 1st.

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Libtard detected. PEP is smooth and delicious, KO is like battery acid.

>> No.53699832

> There are way better things to short especially if your whole thesis is "I don't know why this is worth alot".

That isn't my short thesis lol, unless you're talking about another anon. My short is that a a restaurant chain with down EBIT (and EBITDA), 1% comps, and net debt of 6x EBITDA, still trades at 10x revenues.

Anyone who is going long or short on companies on the hunch of "idk why this is worth a lot / so little" is ngmi over a long time horizon

>> No.53699833

Guess Rocker finally went mental and shot up zoomers at Michigan State

>> No.53699840

The only way he can pump it is if he shuts the fuck up. So far so good

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well they got Rocker's height right

>> No.53699857

Unless you've taken profits, you'll always be bagholding.

>> No.53699859

kek i bet his boi bussy taking days are all over
Clean it up Rocker, i dropped the soap

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>> No.53699866

If you're right and early, later you'll get a good chance to sell the bags you're holding.

>> No.53699870

Most derailments take place in the train yard at very low speed when someone is moving tracks around the yard and they forget to flip a switch or something, usually ends up as minimal damage.

>> No.53699877

what does that shit mean?

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Every /smg/ poster is in one of three tribes: KO, PEP, or KDP.

Anyone who says he's neutral is lying. Anyone who says he's in multiple tribes is lying.

>> No.53699879

Democrats are incompetent and will pump your oil now

this is business and finance related my good janitor

>> No.53699890

I think that was a criticism of me asking the question "why does this trade at such a retarded premium?" and there not really being a good answer other than a low float.

also you're quoting Chanos's valuation from May 2022. it's only gotten worse with it trading at ~15x revenue now.

>> No.53699893

Cherry KO zero is where it's at

>> No.53699894

I only drink water

>> No.53699904

I miss cherry and vanilla Coke

>> No.53699906


Oh yeah, LMAO. I didn't even bother updating the Chanos metrics but every single aforementioned valuation metric for that WING equity tranche is 10x worse now

>> No.53699910

My CCs constantly get sent to the shadow realm by demon Nancy. I've used protective puts when things have looked shakey but it never feels like I utilize them correctly.

>> No.53699914

Just add vanilla extract to your cherry cokes

>> No.53699921

/smg/ is a withcraft free zone

>> No.53699922
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>t. cowardly PEP partisan

>> No.53699926

lemon coke is fucking amazing. had it at a chop suey joint up in hongcouver

>> No.53699932

Nothing healthier than some filtered saltwater

>> No.53699934

I guess I do prefer Coke over the rest of your choices but I barely drink soda anymore

>> No.53699937

Active shooter situation

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>> No.53699946

Drinking soda is literally the worst possible thing you could do for your body, it’s so bad for you and it’s the reason why Americans are so fat. Stop drinking the liquid Jew and your health will improve drastically and you will lose weight.

I only drink water, coffee or tea, and then alcohol when I go out. Maybe 1 soda a month if that as a treat if I’m really craving a sugar and caffeine boost. I hope Dr. Jill Biden bans soda and all those tickers dump to the core of the earth.

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>not including MNST

>> No.53699954

chocolate for valentines?
why would I buy my gf something that will make her fat

short nestle

>> No.53699959

i got my wife a bottle of vodka that i'll probably end up drinking most of myself
>t. alcoholic

>> No.53699962

this but unironically

>> No.53699966

Which one sells rockstar now? I’m against that one

>> No.53699967
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30-45 days is the sweet spot when theta decay really starts to increase in your favor. Look at the price to buy an ATM strangle for that expiry; this helps forecast where the market has priced the options (in terms of IV). The breakevens are your target strikes.
What I like to do is set the call to 1-2 strikes past 1SD or the breakeven, whichever is further away.

It's a marathon, not a race. The goal is to farm premium, without getting assigned. If you combine this with selling CSPs, then you're doing the wheel strategy. Ideally do it when the trend favors the direction (eg sell CCs when slightly bearish)

>> No.53699968

Oh, you might be right. Is FIZZ a tribe too?

>> No.53699970

sosnoff out

>> No.53699984

>thunderstorms and snow forecast for my area tonight
maybe DAN was right

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>> No.53699993

is this a coordinated attack
no way a school shooter is jogging around for miles to hit 9 different buildings

>> No.53699992

With this example under ideal circumstances, it's about $120 per cycle, annualized to about $1,370. Assuming you bought 100 SPY for $41,274 it would be an annual return of 3.32%. If you do this with any long term holds you have, it's like an extra dividend

>> No.53699997

Supposedly most major cell phone carriers are having an outage right now.

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>> No.53700007

Didn't DAN say there was a ton of factors at play? It seems like everything is happening.
CPI tomorrow, and possibly a shtf on the 15th
Happy Valentine's Day!

>> No.53700030

Joggers have lots of stamina, don't underestimate their will to commit crime on the run

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I litteraly just got a McDonald's commercial on the scanner, long McDonald's

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what the fuck is going on

>> No.53700040

that's just campus security responding to reports a resident posted a hate frog

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I wish the markets would dump a bit more.

>> No.53700056

The MKUltra subjects and their handlers have gotten a bit carried away this time

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Ok retard

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DAN should just get renamed to picrel

>> No.53700064

Glownigger false flag to distract people from the east Palestine train derailment and the fact that like 20% of the water in the country is tainted now.. shit barely even is in the news so you know shits actually super fucked in ohio

>> No.53700070

What a fkn unit

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no u

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I kek'd, aint gonna lie

>> No.53700089

lol @ me when something happens in a state anybody cares about

>> No.53700100

Don't take this the wrong way, but isn't it mentally exhausting to view everything as a conspiracy?

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This is the last /smg/, so I'll post my rare Pepe

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So edgy. Im giessing you dont have a gag reflex

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Think of it as a form of risk management. You're considering all the outlandish and wildly impossible things and assigning a likelihood of them happening. Then, you invest around it, making sure that you are properly hedged

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>> No.53700126

>a flyover, just

>> No.53700128

lol its BEEN la nina the past 3 years, and 82% again this year, but it should end this year, so next winter is a wildcard.

>> No.53700143

won't the water treatment plant take care of the vinyl?

>> No.53700166

It was several different chemicals; many were exposed to a controlled burn, which ostensibly means they are less dangerous, but now are different chemicals. Also, there's the issue of shit getting into the water table. That's the scary part.
Water treatment plants can only do so much; not all of them are equipped to filter extreme shit

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>> No.53700209

Nah.. I can remember I was in 7th grade watching buildings fall down on TV and confused why 15 Saudis, 2 UAE, 1 Lebanon and 1 Egyptian hijacker means we should invade iraq/Afghanistan or why random buildings that weren't even hit fell down

I watched them lie about spying on Americans and collecting/selling their data and now everyone just doesn't give a fuck about privacy anymore and buys another Alexa for their house

I watched them larp about yellow cake uranium

I've watched mental illness, mass shootings and pharmaceutical drugs increase in prevalence exponentially while they tell everyone testosterone/toxic masculinity is bad and that they should eat some more soi

I watched them design, release and reexplain the origins of covid repeatedly (its from the wet market, don't call it a China virus, it's not from a lab, okay it's from a lab)

Hundreds of declassified projects from the past that "were conspiracies" are declassified now and real. So many obvious glow nigger stories pop up all the time and then get memory holed

I dunno man I could go on for days about all the glow nigger shit like the Vegas mass shooting that just got memory holed. Ahhh quick run a news story about a Chinese balloon

I read the aggregated news every day and there was literally zero shit on the train derailment anywhere near the front page

>> No.53700227

Niggers in NOLA fucked again, thats forsure.