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ALIENS ARE INVADING!!!
QUICK, ISSUE THE CBDCs!
SELL YOUR CRYPTO!
WE NEED A ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT TO FIGHT THEM!
GET YOUR DIGITAL ID SO WE KNOW WHO TO TRUST!
WE MUST TRANSITION TO A BUG BASED DIET, IMMEDIATELY!
GET IN THE POD FOR YOUR SAFETY, CITIZENS!
ENTER YOU BIOMETRIC DATA TO PRESERVE YOUR DNA!
GET THE BRAINWAVE IMPLANT, NOW!

>> No.53684031
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>>53684022
Yes do what he says

>> No.53684044

>>53684022
this board has gone from being bobophobic to being alienphobic overnight. You fucking schitzos

>> No.53684046
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>>53684022
We need a global leader and some sort of mark to track us for our safety! HURRY UP!

>> No.53684176

>>53684044
>omg you are schizo if you dont believe in aliens

>> No.53685081

>war is getting hotter
>dude it’s aliens

Also what difference does it make it were under a one world government or use cbdcs? You’re already a wonderfully controlled subject to your government anyways and are already shackled to the money they print.

>> No.53685509

>>53685081
this

>> No.53685582

aliens r gay

>> No.53685586

>>53685582
v_v

>> No.53686343
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>>53684031

>> No.53686666

>>53685081
it will work like the EU, where the citizens don't get to vote on anything
the leaders that make laws and decisions are outside your country and totally immune from prosecution and not held accountable for anything
get cushy pensions on our backs and live a life of luxury where only the biggest global corporations suck their dicks for tax cuts and favourable laws and legislation
the EU don't have an army yet but they have talked about it a lot in recent years, they could decide one day to leverage member states armies to go into dissenting states to quieten them and those soldiers wouldn't give two fucks because their families aren't there.
with local governments, it's much harder to order the nations army to kill their own people. 9/10 times that has happened, the army will turn on the state instead
a global government would be an absolute nightmare for everyone except the people at the top

>> No.53686684

>>53685582
humans are way gayer than us

>> No.53686724
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>>53684022
They’re here, on biz

>> No.53686757

>>53686666
how is this not checked? unbelievable

checked

>> No.53686797

>>53686666
checked

>> No.53686899

Aliens are into this shit
Trump2024token org

Just launched
Low marketcap
Long liquidity lock

0x7100d7cc3415a8F338338D1a3f2460Ff1Ceb0411

>> No.53686907

it's amazing how they travel across half the galaxy in a helium balloon just to get wasted by a sidewinder while floating over the yukon. what were they thinking

>> No.53686948

>>53684022
just don't get caught in the overton window where they come down as q-anon supporters to end globohomo and then end up pushing brain chips or something

>> No.53686996

>>53686907
>he doesn’t know the aliens have drone balloons
read a book bro

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>>53684022
All caps, so it must be true.

>> No.53687100

>>53686666
GigaSatan has spoken

>> No.53687305

>>53684022
OP is likely a glowie trolling us but this is probably true
A planned alien invasion is coming and everyone here knows it

>> No.53688000

>>53686724
I love this book, really short but interesting theories on where aliens are from or based

>> No.53688049
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omg alliums, they only coming to get on opensea and accumulate keks https://opensea.io/collection/alt-keks

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>>53686666
Danger gets

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>>53685582

>> No.53688130

>>53684022
ayyylmao

>> No.53688135

>>53684046
Transhumanism is natural and ordained by Christ, only some luddite atheist would dent that our destiny is not to rise above beyond our human form.

>> No.53688553

>>53688135
>Transhumanism is natural and ordained by Christ
How so?

>> No.53689228

>>53684022
Yep, you know this shit is coming. Schizos right again

>> No.53689718

>>53685582
excuse me?

>> No.53689744

>>53684022
unironically most people will fall for any psyop if it's on tv
the powers that be can claim aliens, zombies, viruses or meteoroids and normies will believe it
then as usual the powers that be buy everything cheap while people are scared of something fake, like the did with every single time

>> No.53690083

>>53689228
>Schizos right again
Always plays out this way

>> No.53690089

>>53688116
is this real?

>> No.53690111

>>53688135
okay klaus

>> No.53690873

>>53689744
Most people can’t handle the pain their ego experiences when they learn they’ve been lied to
It’s easier to think the news is telling the truth

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IT'S OVER.
Sirgay betrayed, people died.

>> No.53691396

>>53686666
>it will work like the EU, where the citizens don't get to vote on anything
>the leaders that make laws and decisions are outside your country and totally immune from prosecution and not held accountable for anything
implying americans get to vote on any relevant issue to begin with, your post is essentially already happening to some degree and like the other guy said
>>53685081
>Also what difference does it make it were under a one world government or use cbdcs? You’re already a wonderfully controlled subject to your government anyways and are already shackled to the money they print

>> No.53692044

>>53686666
Checked and true, except for the idea that the EU can competently execute anything. The Euro itself is a timebomb, and the ECB will destroy all of Europe to save it (and then it'll fail anyway).

>> No.53692090

>>53686666
fucking checked. satanic digits harbinger of truth

>> No.53692107

>>53684022
>EVERYTHING IS A CONSPIRACY

>> No.53692135

>>53686666
chucked

>> No.53693153

>>53692107
>people would never for a plan to break the law
Fugg off back 2 reddit

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>>53690089
Yes

>> No.53694405

>>53684022
this but unironically

>> No.53694724

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