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[Anonymous No.53682555]

Why is this piece of shit worth anything?
It's an inflationary shitcoin tied to a land of fat ugly mutts that no one gives a shit about

[Anonymous No.53682587]

>>53682555
network effect. it is so ubiquitous that loans (money creation) actually create demand. however, this only continues so long as money continues getting created

[Anonymous No.53682635]

>>53682587
this

[Anonymous No.53683257]

>>53682555
Because if you mess with it you get on the U.S. government's bad sign and the U.S. government is a mentally unstable institution. It will burn itself to the ground to destroy an enemy. The U.S. and the dollar are like some guy in a room with a machine gun and tattoos on his face talking to himself. He's completely worthless for everyone in the room, but he insists everyone trades in sea shells, so people do it and just hope he just leaves them alone.

[Anonymous No.53683267]

>>53683257
*side

[Anonymous No.53683300]

>>53683257
Oh Eurangatang are you upset we get to have a legendary SuperBowl tomorrow while you have to settle with Ramadan?

[Anonymous No.53683319]

>>53683300
Your dad must have roofied you again. Today is Sunday. The Superbowl is today.

[Anonymous No.53683354]

>Wake up to another beautiful day in Europe
>Get out of bed, squeeze past my bike in my 3 sq meter apartment to get into the kitchen
>Pay my 10 euro stove tax and turn on the grill, feeling hungry so I cook an entire egg
>"Amerifats would probably eat two of these", I remark to myself out loud
>Smoke 5 cigarettes while waiting for egg to cook
>Go downstairs to catch the tram to work, pay 3 euros to use it even though my taxes fund public transport
>A state-supported refugee dressed in full Gucci gets on the tram without paying and asks me for money
>I hand over 5 euros, he gets upset that it isn't more and stabs me
>Get off at next stop and call an ambulance, chuckling to myself as I remember how this human right would cost $1,000,000 in America
>Smoke 3 packs of cigarettes while waiting
>Ambulance arrives 2 hours later, promptly brings me to the hospital after I pay the 40 euro road use tax (can only drive at 40 km/h on the city roads due to coronavirus)
>Get to hospital, wait another 3 hours because several pregnant gypsies are busy arguing with the hospital staff in Romani
>Eventually get stitched up by a doctor, pay the 300 euro medical admissions tax
>Leave hospital and head to work at the European Foreign Affairs Global (eFAG), Internet Crimes Division
>Spend 30 minutes flagging anti-tax memes on /biz/ for followup by the cyber police
>Head home, where I boot up /biz/ (after paying the 7 euro wifi tax)
>Some tard is bitching about my beautiful Europe
>"That's not how tax brackets work, Cletus"
>Another day protecting the sanctity of Europe, another burger btfo'd
>Reward myself with 8 cigarettes and a piece of toast for dinner
Nothing but seething subhuman poorfag beta eurocucks ITT, kill yourselves you 3rd world scum
>Verification not required

[Anonymous No.53683407]

>>53683354
kek'd and based

[Anonymous No.53683422]

>>53682555
its is tied to the us army.
That said, its still shouldnt be worth shit

[Anonymous No.53683900]

>>53682555
International markets demand huge liquidity, no other currency can provide such liquidity.
The US navy prevents pirate niggers from stealing your shit on international waters.
America said you sell oil in dollars or get nuked, creating huge demand for dollar.
What am i missing?

[Anonymous No.53684229]

>>53683354
>Pay my 10 euro stove tax and turn on the grill, feeling hungry so I cook an entire egg
In Germany the real estate tax is only 0.1%, and not 2.5% like in the US.

It is easier to keep your wealth in Europe while it is easier to become wealthy person in the US.

[Anonymous No.53685018]

>>53684229
live in europe invest in the US

[Anonymous No.53685066]

>>53682555
youre a fking satellite state pinned to the U.S currency. Fkn bum

[Anonymous No.53685084]

Because the French cucked out

Simple as.

[Anonymous No.53685101]

why are you sharts so in love with your overlords?

[Anonymous No.53685137]

>>53682555
Seething thirdies are always funny. You don't get it. Last thirty years has been all about US trying to drag the rest of the world forward and it has sort of worked in South East Asia. But it has come at a great cost to the US itself and they seem to no longer be willing to do it. Being able to sell your goods into the gigantic US consumer market is a privilege not a right. The smart money has figured out that for some countries that privilege is coming to an end and you better get all your money into US before the doors close. This has caused the dollar to go parabolic.

[Anonymous No.53685333]

>>53685137
>trying to drag the rest of the world forward
Forward to what? Retardation?

Modern society is anti-human

[Anonymous No.53685565]

>>53682555
I love these fat fucks. Daytrading would be a massive slog without the sharts and their money printing FED.

[Anonymous No.53687700]

>>53683354
kill yourself fat mutt piece of shit

[Anonymous No.53687723]

printed moneey, these nfts will become the first digital world reserve currency https://opensea.io/collection/alt-keks

[Anonymous No.53687726]

>>53682555
Checked, but youre literally seething over the place you claim to not give a shit about, retard

[Anonymous No.53687878]

>>53683354
wholeheartedly lol'd and I'm from europe

[Anonymous No.53688629]

>>53682555
>Why is this piece of shit worth anything?
>It's an inflationary shitcoin tied to a land of fat ugly mutts that no one gives a shit about
t. crypto tard

[Anonymous No.53688677]

>>53682555
Legal tender

[Anonymous No.53688700]

J_ws

[Anonymous No.53688763]

>>53682555
Slurp this dip and hold. And no, I’m never selling.

[Anonymous No.53688817]

>>53685333
nah, this is cope from misfit retards, modern society is fine. the rest of the world has been dragged out of the dredges and into productive economies, at the behest of the US/EU

[Anonymous No.53689297]

>>53682555
That's precisely why they're currently acting the way they are, people have realised that the American dream is literally just that, a fantasy of the Emperor's New Clothes proportions that is now a hollowed out husk of nation living on borrowed time and desperately trying to bring everyone down with it in order to divert attention away from their own incompetence and corruption.

Thanks for playing.

[Anonymous No.53689327]

>>53683354
>>Go downstairs to catch the tram to work, pay 3 euros to use it even though my taxes fund public transport
It would cost more without. Being able to kick homeless off and push them to shelters because they don't buy tickets is a good thing.
Everything else you wrote was a delusional fantasy. USA overall pays more taxes for what much less you get in return.

[Anonymous No.53689407]

>>53683257
>Because if you mess with it you get on the U.S. government's bad sign
Goat herders with sandels and AKs from the 60s beat you niggers.

[Anonymous No.53689420]

>>53683257
>The U.S. and the dollar are like some guy in a room with a machine gun and tattoos on his face talking to himself. He's completely worthless for everyone in the room, but he insists everyone trades in sea shells, so people do it and just hope he just leaves them alone.
The US dollars is the way it is because Jacob Rothschild.
Whatever the fuck dumb shit you typed it wrong.

[Anonymous No.53689431]

>>53683300
>while you have to settle with Ramadan?
I'm eating steak and pizza.
Fucking faggot suburbanite scum.

[Anonymous No.53689446]

>>53683407
USA faggots are delusional.
Enjoy the mortgage and car payments.

[Anonymous No.53689451]

>>53688629
>t. crypto tard
My portfolio is at all time highs, Americans tard.

[Anonymous No.53689458]

>>53688817
>at the behest of the EU
Fixed that for you, retard.
The US has done nothing to fix anything.

[Anonymous No.53689490]

>>53689420
laughed, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.53689525]

>>53683257
Using this in my next economics essay

[Anonymous No.53690967]

>>53689407
goat cheese, 7.62, mandals, the 60's, some pajamas, and a purpose sounds like a night with me you'll never forget.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QWqkvGPjWY

[Anonymous No.53691117]

>>53683354
what a fucking lame tale
where are you from, Mongolia?

[Anonymous No.53691183]

>>53683354
>wake up to another beautiful day in america
>get shot

[Anonymous No.53693456]

>>53682555
they have better military tech than their counterparts, it's pretty simple