/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53682359]

back to r*ddit edition
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>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Chloe+Sakamata
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

>Previous
>>53678153

[Anonymous No.53682403]

Mumus vs the Bobos

[Anonymous No.53682409]

Early baking faggot

[Anonymous No.53682411]

are there any indices that track AI companies?

[Anonymous No.53682489]

>>53682411
- NYSE FactSet Global Robotics and Artificial Intelligence Index
- Indxx Global Robotics & Artificial Intelligence Thematic Index

[Anonymous No.53682522]

I used to be a dividend believer.
Then I saw DDS stock.

Buy backs reward shareholders while also punishing and discouraging Wall Street manipulation. It’s like an immune system for the stock.

[Anonymous No.53682535]

>>53682359
early baker you fuck, link your thread

[Anonymous No.53682542]

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[Anonymous No.53682557]

BIG PENIS THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/4O3UGW-Bbbw

[Anonymous No.53682560]

>>53682411
How do I short “down with the hood”? Is there a fund that takes out life insurance on young black males in inner city neighborhoods? Imagine the payouts on hot summer weekends.

[Anonymous No.53682601]

i skipped lunch because i wanted to foodmax at superbowl party i'm going to but i got hungry after taking a big dump and i might not make it

[Anonymous No.53682631]

>>53682601

[Anonymous No.53682632]

>>53682560
Tangentially related but PRAA buys out non-conforming loans . They seems to do very well coming out of '08, so if those mass auto delinquencies cause something to happen (for once) I might pick some up.

[Anonymous No.53682656]

With ai women remember to short dating app producers.

[Anonymous No.53682666]

>>53682359
Anyone got a link for the Super Baw? Also can't wait to watch futures open with you

[Anonymous No.53682670]

>>53682601
You're supposed to warm up with small amounts spaced throughout the day, not fast.

[Anonymous No.53682682]

>>53682522
DDS also has a dividend to reward shareholders, it just happened to moon so much and the dividend hasn't caught up

I'm hoping JXN reaches the same point, but the float isn't as choked as DDS was (where insiders hold really tightly), institutional ownership is still crazy high (~84%) but some have proven to be eager on taking profit
every quarter some instittionns are probably just realizing they own JXN after it was spun off and then selling it since they have no clue what it is

[Anonymous No.53682699]

NIGGAS YA'LL SHOULD BUY SOXL AND BUY IT AS SOON AS MARKET OPENS ON MONDAY MY NIGGA

[Anonymous No.53682719]

>>53682699
soxl deez nuts nigga lmao

[Anonymous No.53682724]

Whats with DOLE, is it a meme stock? Looks like it's just a bunch of bananas and boats.

[Anonymous No.53682728]

>>53682699
I still have all of 1 share of SOXL at a 69.42 average. Best limit buy of my life desu. :^)

[Anonymous No.53682729]

>>53682699
Market's closed for Alium Invasion Day (Observed)

[Anonymous No.53682737]

>>53682719

[Anonymous No.53682748]

>>53682699
Checked, but I don't get why so many /smg/ anons think Intel, and the semiconductor industry generally, are underpriced.

[Anonymous No.53682770]

>>53682748
NIGGA THERE'S A COPPER SHORTAGE THAT SOCIETY WONT FEEL UNTIL 10 YEARS FROM NOW. IT'S A VITAL PART OF BUILDING SEMIS AND YOU CAN'T EXACTLY MANUFACTURE THAT SHIT. IT'S A RARE AND PRECIOUS METAL MY NIGGA. THERE AIN'T NOTHIN ELSE LIKE IT MY NIGGA. AND USING SILVER AND GOLD WOULD BE OUT THE QUESTION, THAT'S EASILY GOING TO DRIVE THE SEMI PRICES 30~2000X NIGGA.

[Anonymous No.53682772]

How likely is The Crash™ going to happen this year? Somebody has to know right? People were already making moves to be risk off well before the start of 2022 so someone is giving them a heads up.

[Anonymous No.53682775]

B(OIL) chads

[Anonymous No.53682778]

>>53682411
Depends on how narrow you want the focus to be. There probably isn't an index for "only" AI, but there are dozens for tech more generally which have AI as a major segment. ARKW is probably the meme example.
>>53682724
It's not interesting enough to be a meme. As with most other ag companies, it will likely move very slowly since margins are incredibly thin.
>>53682772
We passed the bottom a month ago.

[Anonymous No.53682781]

>>53682748
INTC is a speculative buy on the case that the US guvment does hand outs on the gibs so they can become profitable in the case of a war with China and a negative outcome war in Taiwan because if that happens China could literally hold us hostage with semis without Intel

[Anonymous No.53682782]

>>53682601
coffee
>>53682631
>tea

[Anonymous No.53682798]

>>53682781
Still can't believe the big chip makers are all building factories in Arizona. Like where are you going to get your water?

[Anonymous No.53682830]

>>53682535
why cant mario fix his own order?

[Anonymous No.53682839]

>>53682798
nigga just buy more water lmaooooo

[Anonymous No.53682841]

>>53682798
The Ohio one is hilariously probably the best bet
with the lakes right there. How they will ever fill Ohio with that many hyper educated and autisitic workers though is TBA.

Also what's with this shroom industry that everyone is talking about I'm not a druggie but I definitely am addicted to money and gambling.

[Anonymous No.53682846]

>>53682798
they started building before the leak was completely fucked
also intel is building in ohio as well I think

can you reuse/recycle UPW that was tainted during binning? maybe intel can figure that out

[Anonymous No.53682859]

Open the damn market.

[Anonymous No.53682870]

>>53682841
Unfair, the store Micro Center benefited from its proximity to Ohio State University and the scientific think-tank Battelle Memorial Institute, which provided a large customer base and a source of computer-literate salespeople.

[Anonymous No.53682902]

>>53682682
I follow JXN2DAMOON on stocktwits

[Anonymous No.53682904]

>>53682841
they can just relocate people
or offer visas to poos and chinks

[Anonymous No.53682906]

My alium masters are here to pick me up.

[Anonymous No.53682931]

>>53682699
>>53682770
>>53682737

Why do I find Aqua so attractive

[Anonymous No.53682942]

>buy low sell high
>easily quadruple your money with just some patience
why is it so easy on paper but always manage to fuck it up in practice? Finding a reliable stock and just buying low selling high.. I keep telling myself it's easy but then keep gambling on options instead..

[Anonymous No.53682963]

Redpill me on 0DTE, is it going to cause the next blowup in markets?
I feel like it's out of control at this point, some dude was saying how it makes the VIX pointless as a way to track volatility now

[Anonymous No.53682965]

>>53682942
Scrolling through bars on backtests vs seeing the bars formed in real time are 2 entirely different experiences. The former is much much easier than the ladder.

[Anonymous No.53682978]

>>53682931
I have no idea

[Anonymous No.53682979]

>>53682931
YOU'RE NOT IMMUNE TO USELESS ALCOHOLIC WOMEN NIGGA, NOW BUY SOXL

[Anonymous No.53682987]

>>53682931
dumb slutty girls are hot

[Anonymous No.53682995]

Hope oil goes to $85 this week

[Anonymous No.53683004]

>>53682963
Basically institutions sell options, end up with a cyclone of convexity, then have to hedge with bomma zomma obama swaps which fuel a volganna rally. Then the roaring noises interrupt the silence.

[Anonymous No.53683013]

>>53682870
>>53682904
That's fair it was just a jab at Ohio lol
I think Ohio just seems like a meme halfway point between major areas, but being as big as it is, it has become a midway transport hub in it's own right. Definitely not hicks and sticks all through anymore.

[Anonymous No.53683021]

sega stock is only 4 dollars? dude...i love sonic

[Anonymous No.53683022]

>>53682963
It was already happening a few days per week, now it's happening five days per week. The market has probably learned to deal with it.

[Anonymous No.53683024]

>>53682931
I wish I had a gold digging blue haired dumb alcoholic bimbo that is trying to steal my money

[Anonymous No.53683056]

>>53683021
>check the stock
>zoom out to max
>perfect eternal crab pattern
holy shit, i dint think it was possible for a stock to perfectly crab for eternity but here it is

[Anonymous No.53683068]

Isn‘t Warner Bros super bullish now that Hogwarts: Legacy is so stupidly popular? They‘re making billions off that shit.

[Anonymous No.53683098]

>>53683056
it's japanese, japan actively destroys its own currency and experienced a massive bubble and crash in the 90s from which they're still recovering.

[Anonymous No.53683108]

based on SGAMY's current dividend, you would get a $49.99 sonic game for free every 5 years if you owned $1333 of their stock.

[Anonymous No.53683111]

>>53682748
Because they are. Wall Street is pricing semiconductors based on old memes and those charts of what performed during inflation in the 70's. The only problem is they can keep being underpriced for as long as there's a bear market, so buying it now is betting on a bull market. Reminder that you could've bought SOXL at 6.66 and sold it at 14.88, bought back at 8.88, and sold when she turned 18, and this would've been perfect trading catching the exact low and high days of each swing since October. We haven't seen $4.20. Imagine buying $4.20 and selling $420.

>>53682781
The federal put guaranteeing INTC life support is real, but there'll be a shitstorm if the dividend can't be maintained, and politicians will look bad if they have to give too many gibs while the dividend is still high.

>>53682798
They developed new water recycling technology that drastically cuts down the amount of new water they have to bring in. The companies are building near each other so they can pool infrastructure and do joint research to cut costs. That also includes labor, university partnerships, and deals with the state government.

>>53682931
She doesn't wear panties.

[Anonymous No.53683167]

>>53682859
uh based?

[Anonymous No.53683172]

>>53683068
>Releasing a big vidya without a movie tie-in
They're retards.

[Anonymous No.53683214]

>>53683167
How much for 5 min?

[Anonymous No.53683217]

yet another balloon

[Anonymous No.53683220]

Pfuck vaxxworld

I’m so sick of it

[Anonymous No.53683224]

>>53683217
95 more!

[Anonymous No.53683264]

>>53683217
I FUCKING LOVE THE BALLOONS

[Anonymous No.53683315]

>>53683217
They've always been there. This is the new media frenzy to get the NPCs riled up about.

[Anonymous No.53683317]

>>53682772
bull trap to 3600 if lucky

[Anonymous No.53683330]

these are epic and cyberpunk.

[Anonymous No.53683331]

which team has less black people?

[Anonymous No.53683336]

>>53683111
>They developed new water recycling technology that drastically cuts down the amount of new water they have to bring in.
Wont mean shit when California takes all of it anyways. This is bound to end in disaster in the long run.

[Anonymous No.53683349]

Kek filed my taxes friday night. By saturday evening both the state and feds had e-mailed saying "accepted". Now I merely await my refund to be dumped into my account. (3.40% rate)

[Anonymous No.53683357]

>>53682359
I need a link to the SuperBaw

[Anonymous No.53683363]

>>53683331
Aliens duh, the blacks on earth cant even build a bridge let alone bend spacetime

[Anonymous No.53683370]

>>53683357
I got you brah
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2023/02/11/tampons-offered-mens-toilets-labour-run-welsh-parliament/

[Anonymous No.53683374]

im about to make a terrible financial decision
it's in CAD so this is like US$25K, just planning ahead for next year or so to replace my 2009 car

going used for a 2-3 year old car will still be CAD$20K for a car with ~50k km on it already, it's frankly ridicilous so I'd rather just pay $10k extra for a car with no seat farts in it yet

problem is, this will prob set me back a lot on making it, i'll drop back down to 5 figures from 6 figs unless i finance it (maybe a 36-month term but then my DCAing will be halved)

[Anonymous No.53683400]

>>53683374
if 30k is a setback to you making it you weren't going to make it in the first place

[Anonymous No.53683401]

>>53683374
you're going to get heemed on parts prices when something breaks
>t. mazda owner with an injector problem (500$ for ONE injector)

[Anonymous No.53683404]

>>53683370
Are you upset, I don't get this

[Anonymous No.53683408]

>>53683224
I love you bruh, Nena references. You as old as me?

[Anonymous No.53683415]

>>53683408
At least she didnt fell for the coof scam. Saw right through it the old gall, must have cost her quite some money

[Anonymous No.53683427]

>>53683374
>CAD
This thread is for Americans only. Fuck outta here with that maple syrup BULLSHIT. We only eat corn syrup around here, boy.

[Anonymous No.53683444]

Thoughts on Jews using Super Bowl ads for hitpieces?

[Anonymous No.53683452]

>anticipatory futures

[Anonymous No.53683455]

>>53683444
>kikes are still this mad at musk for buying twitter

[Anonymous No.53683462]

>>53683444
whats a super ball and what does it have to do with pressed oranges

[Anonymous No.53683463]

>>53683444
I don't know, I need a link to see it.

[Anonymous No.53683569]

>>53683462
COME ON DOWN TO NIGGER TOWN AND GET A LOOK AT THE GIANT NIGGER BOWL FULL OF NIGGERS FIGHTING OVER A NIGGERBALL A GREAT AMERICAN PASTIME

[Anonymous No.53683570]

dead thread

bullish?

[Anonymous No.53683595]

imo you would have to be stupid not to buy sega. im buying at least 200 of it on monday. sonic frontiers is the best sonic game since battle 2 so i think it has a lot more to rise this cycle.

[Anonymous No.53683598]

are there any low cap alien/space stocks?

[Anonymous No.53683616]

E.t. Ufo swarms on daily basis all over the world now this IS Bullish sign. Ufo technology given to human race is highly bullish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KomquOrtcCc

[Anonymous No.53683618]

>>53683570
Yes I am bullish.

[Anonymous No.53683621]

>>53683404
Mad? Over nigger ball? Please. I litteraly dont even know who is in the super toilet bowl. All i do know is the bowl will have little poop nigglets in it. Boring.

[Anonymous No.53683624]

>>53683598

[Anonymous No.53683628]

>>53683598
Maybe UFO would pump a little by the algos

[Anonymous No.53683629]

>>53683621
go back to plebbit

[Anonymous No.53683631]

>>53683408
Im mid thirties.

[Anonymous No.53683641]

>>53683629
Say nigger, nigger

[Anonymous No.53683643]

>>53683616
gillian anderson is so hot, fuck bros its not fair.

[Anonymous No.53683649]

Reminder that inflation is 1.2% annualized. All bobos are retarded, the crash already happened in 2022.

[Anonymous No.53683674]

>>53683643
yep young scully

[Anonymous No.53683679]

>>53683641
>another cringe gif
go back. Saying nigger isn't giving you enough camouflage. I can smell your gaping hole from miles away.

[Anonymous No.53683690]

Is shooting down alien ships bullish or bearish for stocks? Is declaring the existence of aliens going to be a black swan event?

[Anonymous No.53683691]

>>53683621
You guys kick leather around with your feet and avoid hitting each other. Play rugby, faggot. Jesus

I NEED A LINK TO THE SUPERBAW

[Anonymous No.53683716]

if any of you got the 'tism and you need to scratch it. Anno 1800 triggers it.I just lost three hours thist afternoon trying to plan out a city.

[Anonymous No.53683745]

>>53683679
This is my home you utter plebbit fag. Dont ever tell me what to fucking do.

[Anonymous No.53683756]

>>53683690
an arrival event will be bearish
USA shooting their own weather balloons and claiming they are killing ayys is crabbing

[Anonymous No.53683769]

>>53683691
9live dot club. there's some nigger ladies playing apehoop right now on it, but it'll switch over before the game

[Anonymous No.53683780]

>>53683745
it never was and will never be. Just like you will never be a woman

[Anonymous No.53683792]

>>53682770
So I'll see some profit in 10 years?
Lmao bitch ass nigga I'm trying to get rich asap
>>53683111
I bought in at $6.9 and just sold half my SOXL stack at $17 and made a profit of $1800.
If SOXL drops under $9.99, I'll consider buying ~200 shares, at least.

[Anonymous No.53683796]

>>53682359
Going to buy a gamble put on BX. If the current trend keeps up than there's no reason for BX to trend higher. The only way I can get h'ucked is it JPOW raises pivots

[Anonymous No.53683804]

Rocker I followed your lead and got a six pack of those KO zeros

[Anonymous No.53683813]

>>53683745
breaking news! breaking news! breaking news! breaking news! breaking news! breaking news! breaking news! breaking news!

[Anonymous No.53683819]

I am going to buy so much garbage this week. JPOW will be buying ARKK by the end of this year.
BELIEVE IT.

[Anonymous No.53683822]

>>53683649
>1.2% inflation ytd

[Anonymous No.53683839]

>>53683822
That site is schizo bullshit, I don't trust it. Here's the deal folks, inflation is over it's been defeated.

[Anonymous No.53683866]

>>53683839
joe come back to the couch
its time for some niggerball

[Anonymous No.53683908]

>>53683839
SIR, PLS DO NOT REDEEM THE DEBT CEILING SIR

[Anonymous No.53683916]

>>53683621
The puppy bowl is the real star of the show.

[Anonymous No.53683932]

hey fellas, feel free to drop in and say hi if you want

https://www.twitch.tv/danecookgaming

[Anonymous No.53683957]

>>53683908
Man... haven't seen that webm in like 18 months

[Anonymous No.53683974]

>>53683804
The patrician's choice

[Anonymous No.53683976]

Bros... I just want a female stock broker gf. I don't want to wage abd stress over charts any more

[Anonymous No.53683988]

Where the fuck is the UFO info what the fuxk is going on

Futes gonna open up limit down because gyna has been spraying chemical X/beaming havana syndrome onto Americans uncontested for who knows how long. Jfc

[Anonymous No.53683992]

>>53683976
Be careful

[Anonymous No.53684039]

>>53683769
Thank you. I repay you with this payment of a rare Pepe.

[Anonymous No.53684075]

Its time the memesters look up what death spiral financing means

[Anonymous No.53684085]

>>53683780
Oh shit, the nigger lost the plot. Guess ill double my donation to planned parenthood this year.

[Anonymous No.53684087]

Its time the earthlings look up what rods from god mean

[Anonymous No.53684088]

>>53683988
china also shot down one flying plate. anyways, they will take them to area 51 and you wont hear what they were on news that's it!

[Anonymous No.53684111]

The emerging market meme is in play and the best EM stock YPF is consolidating in an up trend preparing to leg up another 50%+ and you're not going to be onboard. Explain yourself anon
>you literary can't

[Anonymous No.53684124]

>>53684111
>Sociedad
Stopped reading there. I don't invest in Spics.

[Anonymous No.53684141]

>>53683988
Yeah, we are shooting down alien spacecraft left and right. They're advanced enough to make it here but not smart enough to avoid our weapons. It couldn't just be that the US shot down a Chinese surveillance device, legitimizing such actions, which encouraged everybody else to do the same. It's probably the aliens.
>t. alien

[Anonymous No.53684152]

>>53684124
Do what the OP image says, polnigger. EM is a legit play. I care less that they're spics and more that I can make money off them.

[0x4fb952C629830F2Ff43EBF6779b6A781aff36f65 No.53684153]

>>53684111
Get robbed

[Anonymous No.53684157]

>>53684153
100 Checkems scheduled for deposit

[Anonymous No.53684162]

Does it make more sense to DCA a portion of my paycheck into the SPY or put it into a dividend ETF?

[Anonymous No.53684177]

>>53684152
I got screwed on my CRESY dividend.

[Anonymous No.53684180]

>>53684162
Yes

[Anonymous No.53684186]

how much is too much banks
i think i should sell a bit of the other positions just so I have enough to DRIP buy shares on TD and RY. but otherwise I feel like I should just start buying S&P500 index etf to diversify

I have my risky positions (a penny stock and JXN LEAPS) being transferred in already, but I really want to just be boglehead for majority of portfolio at this point. Whatever lets me sleep better at night

[Anonymous No.53684188]

>>53684177
How?

[Anonymous No.53684206]

I really hope an all out space war between us and some aliens don't break out and a massive stock market crash happen right as I'm about to get laid for the first time in my life probably. I swear the universe is out to ruin every chance I get.

[Anonymous No.53684207]

>>53684162
On dividends you're getting what? 1.5%?
Unless your portfolio is in the 6 digits, you won't make much on dividends.
Go SPY.

[Anonymous No.53684209]

>>53684141
Unironically it IS the aliens and if you weren't such a mouth breathing retard you'd understand why. Ever wonder WHY the incidents are in the Northwest? I'll tell you why. They're looking for Scoopsies' boipucci.

[Anonymous No.53684217]

>>53684111
im not buying into something in a corrupt shithole that's already pumped 400% in 6 months

[Anonymous No.53684232]

>>53684209
Imagine being able to travel across space but still get BTFO by primitive ape projectile based weapons lmao.

[Anonymous No.53684244]

What do I long (with leverage ideally) to profit off USAF shooting down real GayNiggers From Outer Space?

[Anonymous No.53684245]

2 days until Jamal Powell is proven to be a lying Jewish nigger

[Anonymous No.53684254]

>>53684188
Nevermind it was PBR. This is what I saw and thought I got fucked by taxes. Taxes were paid and then I got another dividend.. for the amount of taxes afterwards. Weird ass tax laws.

[Anonymous No.53684266]

Just found out my autistic cousin who works at a literal chain restaurant and isn't an elite trader/investor like me has a qt asian gf
I need to up my options game this year if i'm going to make it

[Anonymous No.53684267]

>>53684232
They're just simple bussy seeking drones while the mothership is a safe distance away.

[Anonymous No.53684273]

>>53684244
>China says it has shot down a UFO
That should tell you all you need to know. It's lies. Long BABA imo, but not yet. I'd buy a (1) call.

[Anonymous No.53684284]

>>53684266
you need to take 20% and 10% profits and stop shooting for 100% trades like we all do.

[Anonymous No.53684293]

>>53684217
>already pumped 400% in 6 months
You know what happens before a new high? A previous high. Also stop loss. When a stock in an uptrend consolidates into a flag then breaks out upward that's the setup for maximum reward to risk since you can place the stop loss just under the consolidation. Any other setup where the price isn't getting tighter means the stop loss has to be lower to get under it. Wait for the YPF breakout, go in then set your stop. That way if it fails you don't get rekt. The price being so tight means if it runs you will make many multiples of your risk. YPF is one of the strongest stocks, part of a hot trend, massively profitable, and something like a 5-10R trade at this point. Your loss if you can't see that

[Anonymous No.53684305]

>>53684293
it's pumping off the possibility sanctions are completely removed by biden to counter russian oil control, it's not based in reality of fundamentals (yet)

[Anonymous No.53684307]

>>53684284
I've been doing alright this year, rolling and taking profits. I dug myself out of the $500 hole I left 2022 with (options I bought last year and expired in Jan), and I'm slightly green so far

[Anonymous No.53684310]

>>53684245
What is disinflation? Is that not deflation?

[Anonymous No.53684316]

Are these shoes a good investment? I want greenish leather shoes

[Anonymous No.53684323]

>>53684266
>no qt 3.14 early 2000s asian waifu

[Anonymous No.53684325]

>>53684305
Waiting for the fundamentals to catch up means you will miss the trade 99/100 times. Turn CNBC off and look for the setups. I guarantee you'll make more money that way

[Anonymous No.53684328]

>>53684310
Do you understand what inflation actually is? I'm curious what it is in your mind, because that's going to guide the explanation

[Anonymous No.53684331]

1 hour bros

[Anonymous No.53684341]

>>53684316
looks like something a cia nigger would wear

[Anonymous No.53684352]

>>53684328
I looked it up. Apparently means inflation slowing down
Kek

[Anonymous No.53684357]

>>53684325
oh wait this is argentina not venezuela, was wondering why the company was publicly traded lol. that makes this much more appealing

[Anonymous No.53684365]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=f75Jyxcmv90&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE
>gayniggers from outer space are save earth by making it a men only society
Holy fuck, no wonder the globohomo central country (am*rikkka) is trying to shoot them down everywhere

[HARBNIGER OF THE SUPERB OWL No.53684368]

futes are gonna open down 5% due to fear of alien invasion

[Anonymous No.53684369]

>>53684352
Well, do you understand what inflation is though?
I'm not trying to be combative or insult you, because it's a commonly mis-understood and misused term.

[Anonymous No.53684373]

>>53684310
disinflation and deflation are basically just when the decrease happens

if after an inflationary period CPI goes down it's disinflation, if it happens when there was no inflation beyond normal levels, it's deflation

[Anonymous No.53684379]

>>53684373
This is inaccurate

[Anonymous No.53684385]

>>53684379
ok

[Anonymous No.53684391]

>>53684385
Yeah, that chart is accurate, but that's not what you said

[Anonymous No.53684393]

>>53684232
Same thing would happen to humans if we wander around the jungle and get raped by wild monke

[Anonymous No.53684412]

>>53684369
>>53684373
‘The word “disinflation” has been coined in order to avoid the unpopular term “deflation”.…I suppose that presently when “disinflation” also wins its bad name, the Chancellor [Sir Stafford Cripps] will call it “non-undisinflation” and will start again.’

-Winston S Churchill, 27 October 1949

[Anonymous No.53684413]

>>53684385
Deflation only applies to negative rates of inflation. Anything above 0 is inflation whether it’s above the Feds target or not. Disinflation is just a reduction in the rate of inflation

[Anonymous No.53684420]

where the fuck do I watch the superbowl for free? I dont want to sign up and pay money wtf is this boomer shit

[Anonymous No.53684426]

>>53684391
Actually, nevermind, I think I misread this post: >>53684373
It depends on what you're referring to when you say "when the decrease happens"

[Anonymous No.53684435]

>>53684365
Get the fuck out of here you grey, faggot bitch.

[Anonymous No.53684441]

>>53684426
it was phrased weirdly but doesnt matter, we have the graph to explain to the guy who doesnt know

[Anonymous No.53684444]

>>53684420
It's on Fox

[Anonymous No.53684447]

>>53684444
I dont have cable

[Anonymous No.53684452]

>>53684420
>he wants to watch niggerball instead of shitposting with his bros

[Anonymous No.53684454]

>>53684413
Blame Cathie for fucking up everyone's interpretation of "deflation." Fucking wide-eyed, manic bitch.

[Anonymous No.53684456]

>>53684447
...

[Anonymous No.53684458]

>>53684420
Maybe somewhere on here: http://www.freeintertv.com/view/id-370

[Anonymous No.53684461]

>>53684441
Yeah, I'm just saying that a LOT of people think inflation refers to prices, when it actually refers to changes in prices. High inflation means prices are going up rapidly, low inflation means prices are going up slowly, disinflation means prices are going up slower than they recently were, and deflation means prices are going down. Inflation being 'over' means prices stopped going up, it does NOT mean that prices have come back down (which is what most people think it should mean).

[Anonymous No.53684462]

>>53683819
My portfolio is 100% Tesla. Will be buying nothing but Tesla stock for the next 3 years.

[Anonymous No.53684471]

Tomorrow it will be over.

[Anonymous No.53684478]

I wonder how the market would react tomorrow if alien UFOs attacked the superbowl

[Anonymous No.53684483]

>>53684458

[Anonymous No.53684484]

>>53684456
who the fuck uses cable in the current year lol

[Anonymous No.53684488]

Do people actually like watching football? Or do they "like" it because they're supposed to like it?

[Anonymous No.53684489]

>>53684420
meatspin dot com

[Anonymous No.53684494]

>>53684484
In most parts of the US, you get internet through your cable company, and they often bundle basic cable TV such that it's cheaper than buying internet alone.

[Anonymous No.53684499]

>>53684484
it's literally broadcast thru the air for free

[Anonymous No.53684500]

>>53684478
It certainly feels like the wheels of deception are turning.
>>53684488
>Do people actually like watching football
Not during the regular season. But we like watching the best of the best. Same reason why US tuned in to the World Cup. Best of the best

[HARBNIGER OF THE SUPERB OWL No.53684502]

>>53684488
i personally wanna see andy reid beat the eagles thats all

[Anonymous No.53684504]

>>53684207
That’s why you invest in dividend aristocrats. Every year you hold the stock the dividend rises.

[Anonymous No.53684510]

HELLO THIS IS IS VILLY SANDSTER AND THIS IS BLOOMBERG DAYBREAK AUSTRALIA

[Anonymous No.53684513]

>>53684207
the s&p500 has a dividend of 1.5%. high divvy funds can get 5%+ and even more if they do covered calls

t. 10% of portfolio in dividend CC fund

[Anonymous No.53684515]

>>53684232
Is it that surprising though?

[Anonymous No.53684528]

>>53684478
Why would chinese attack the superbowl in first place?

[Anonymous No.53684533]

>>53684478
>UFOs
It's literally just glowniggers running a damage control psyop because they can't defend our airspace against china anymore. This article was written two years ago.
https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/40054/adversary-drones-are-spying-on-the-u-s-and-the-pentagon-acts-like-theyre-ufos

[Anonymous No.53684549]

>>53684504
Until it doesn’t and they are no longer considered dividend aristocrats

[Anonymous No.53684551]

>>53684488
if you dont follow sportsball, youre going to be at a serious disadvantage when dealing with your clients/ bosses/ coworkers or whatever

[Anonymous No.53684561]

>>53684478
It would be bullish because of all their new technology and new interplanetary markets opening up.

[Anonymous No.53684565]

When do the futures start back up? I hate this week already. Its gonna be greener than baby shit

[Anonymous No.53684566]

>>53684500
>the World Cup
>Best of the best
The wc sucks. It's amateur, so nothing's riding on it but pride/just for fun. Argentina had a Brighton and Hove Albion player starting, for example. He played well, but not the best of the best. Messi is the goat tho. Best of the best is Champions League, English Premier League, or El Classico (Barcelona v Real Madrid).

[Anonymous No.53684585]

>>53684245
Her name is semen

[Anonymous No.53684586]

>>53684368
GOOD.

[sage No.53684589]

>>53684551
Just look at them fucking hangers.

[Anonymous No.53684593]

>>53684307
If we keep taking profits and replay those profits safely, we'll be golden. I've been studying the institutional investors like we all do but we ignore them. They always say the same thing. Take 1%, 5%, 10% profits and be cool with that.

We don't because we think we need to have more money to start with and, honestly, that's true. But if we stick to the plan, the gains will be exponential, factually, quantifiably. Stop losses and research. Paying attention to everything, no excuses, no slacking, waking up early and with a ready mind. That's what I'm trying.

[Anonymous No.53684600]

>>53684566
Corporate sports suck worse
>MY JEWISH OWNER CAN PAY NIGGERS MORE THAN YOUR JEWISH OWNER NYEH

[HARBNIGER OF THE SUPERB OWL No.53684614]

>>53684566
the world cup is the special olympics of sports events
its something for all the poor shithole countries to play while the big boys scrap it out on the gridiron
remember the super bowl champions are WORLD champions and the nfl only has usa teams
i rest my case

[Anonymous No.53684642]

I bought some lime & jalapeno ruffles, and they're pretty good, so long ruffles (long Frito Lays (long PEP))

[Anonymous No.53684659]

>>53684600
I stopped watching when me dad died (and especially when they started kneeling, thanks mutts), but epl used to be amazing. Used to watch nearly every game with the old man. Truly the beautiful game.

[Anonymous No.53684680]

>>53684659
If you are blind those patches kind of look like sonichu

[Anonymous No.53684684]

>>53684488
Yes, it's popular for a reason. There are bandwagoners, especially women, but it's an ideal sport for shitposting and partying.

[Anonymous No.53684707]

>>53684488
Nice dubs, but yes I do. It's a complicated sport full of arcane rules and tactics that only high IQ individuals can appreciate. Also, low-IQ individuals appreciate the "big hits!" and "FOOOMBLE"s. NFL football is yet another mid-wit filter

[Anonymous No.53684713]

>>53684488
I do not care for team sport.

[Anonymous No.53684735]

>>53683988
...wut? Hang on I need to check /pol/. Also yes please limit down futures my short position would appreciate that very much.

[Anonymous No.53684760]

So what are the buys for Monday open?
I'm thinking
>SOXL
Maybe even
>CRSP

[Anonymous No.53684762]

>>53684735
Apparently we've been shooting down each others' "UFOs" since 2018. And obviously much sooner than that. They just like using that buzzword now for the ratings

Guys I highly doubt there's a fucking alien invasion happening right when Russia and China are trying to uproot the Petrodollar.

[Anonymous No.53684775]

How are we feeling about CPI sisters?

[Anonymous No.53684777]

>>53684713
I do. That's why I will play csgo during superbowl

[Anonymous No.53684782]

Who's playing earnings this week? I'm thinking a couple calls on SKYT with a protective put.

What else? GOOG?

[Anonymous No.53684784]

>>53684775
We already had a CPI come out like last week what more CPI's do they need before we can go up again?

[Anonymous No.53684792]

>>53684775
It's going to be bullish, I'm doubling down on my ARKK calls this week.

[Anonymous No.53684807]

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/t-wFKNy0MZQ

[Anonymous No.53684820]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53684830]

>Prepare your anus mumu

[Anonymous No.53684832]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.53684836]

>futures

[HARBNIGER OF THE SUPERB OWL No.53684838]

flat ass futures gay time to watch football

[Anonymous No.53684843]

It's over, stocks will never go up ever again.

[Anonymous No.53684846]

Cloud of polyvinyl chloride, right now, Ohio.

[Anonymous No.53684859]

>>53684846
>all of that will blow over towards the east, killing all the city folk on the east coast

lets hope most of it hits new york

[Anonymous No.53684861]

A UFO JUST CRASHED IN THE CHICAGO FUTURES MARKET

[Anonymous No.53684868]

[Anonymous No.53684875]

>>53684846
>>53684859
Nice
How can I profit from americans dying like dogs, as they deserve?

[Anonymous No.53684883]

>futures
it's over.

[Anonymous No.53684885]

>>53684875
>Cloud of polyvinyl chloride, right now, Ohio
I'll literally find you and kill you in your sleep, you fucking metrosexual ass, fucking Ronaldo-loving faggot.

(And we've done it before.)

[Anonymous No.53684896]

OUTTA MY SIGHT MUMU FRICKING POOPS

[Anonymous No.53684898]

>>53684846
take that, climate fags!

[Anonymous No.53684902]

i hope some bobo will call for vix to 30. thats my signal

[Anonymous No.53684904]

Uranium.

[Anonymous No.53684907]

>>53684898
Glowies are at it again I see.

[Anonymous No.53684910]

>>53684684
Yeah, Euros like to rag on it because of all the down time but that's what makes it such a social event to watch.

[Anonymous No.53684932]

POST FUTURES CURRENT PRESENTS THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/oMGvuiZfS_o

[Anonymous No.53684967]

>>53684846
Wots this? Could DANs market crash of Feb 15 be due to chemical warfare from chink balloons?

[Anonymous No.53684985]

>Born just in time to party with AYYYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIAZTV_sYtk

[Anonymous No.53685014]

>futures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhSHXGM7kgE

[Anonymous No.53685042]

Folks, let me tell ya, I've seen a lot of things in my days. But there's one thing that breaks my heart more than anything: the bears. These big, cuddly creatures just can't seem to catch a break. No matter what they do, they never seem to make any money. And before ya know it, they're livin' out on the streets, homeless.
It's just not right, folks. We need to do better by these bears. We need to give 'em a helping hand, a little bit of hope. Because at the end of the day, that's what this country's all about: giving everyone a fair shot. So let's come together, and make sure that every bear out there has a roof over their head and a warm meal in their belly. That's the American way, folks.

[Anonymous No.53685046]

How do you calculate the percentage of something? Isn't like you that the % amount and change it to a decimal and move the point over the the left twice and multiply that?

[Anonymous No.53685055]

>>53682359
>Google helps builds China's great firewall
>Google hires Indians to do the work and replaces Americans
>India and China decide to start own currency denominated trade network
>Google to invest more in India...

Anyone else see the Great American Backstab coming? I can see US stocks tanking soon.

[Anonymous No.53685062]

>>53685046
post hand

[Anonymous No.53685070]

> OIL

I fell for the oil meme and went long on oil with a x20 leverage at $80 of course .

[Anonymous No.53685088]

>>53684904
what an alien

[Anonymous No.53685092]

>>53684713
Team games are fun.

[Anonymous No.53685096]

>>53683068
I'm shorting Sony. PS5 has no (other) games.

[Anonymous No.53685100]

>>53685088
Be nice to the alliums, thats not an allium. Thats just a faggot with a mental disorder.

[Anonymous No.53685105]

>>53685046
new / old - 1

>>53685055
I'm bullish on India and Mexico long term. I'm buying EWW here and there to position accordingly. I directed my work's RRSP plan to do a 70/30 split between international equity and emerging market equity. Thinking 20-30 years down the road.
Also bullish on uranium, water, and water long term. Copper too.

>>53684885
>>53684875
I see a deleted post. Was it /pol/shit?

>>53684762
It is a flying object whose origin is presently unidentified. It is a "UFO" in the most literal sense, but I agree they're using buzzwords.

>>53684549
>>53684504
>>53684207
Technically they can raise divvies by 1 cent per year and still qualify as aristocrats. Regardless of what you hold long term, it's prudent to have a position early, and write out monthly CCs/CSPs against it for additional income. As long as you're not greedy and set conservative strikes, you can basically never get assigned, and generate anywhere from 2-6% a year on top of whatever you're normally getting on dividends or growth.

[Anonymous No.53685114]

SOXL LOOKING MORE AND MORE LIKE A GOOD BUY MY NIGGAS.

[Anonymous No.53685129]

Had an ex service man chat with me about how he feels like he can't trust black people in the army and that they get jealous and allow people to die or "friendly fire" them.
I think drones are going to become the majority of the US armed forces soon, as the current system is unsustainable. Nobody is going to join at this rate except the worst society has to offer.

Probably a good idea to invest in drone companies.

[Anonymous No.53685146]

>>53685114
>ofterhours: - 4%
Nigga you blind

[Anonymous No.53685150]

I feel bad for black people in america because we have failed them and never given them a shot at success outside of sports

[Anonymous No.53685155]

>>53685146
IT'S AT A DISCOUNT MY NIGGA

[Anonymous No.53685162]

>>53684111
Holy moly.

[HARBNIGER OF THE SUPERB OWL No.53685161]

>>53685150
i dont feel bad for black people because theyve successfully niggd up the country and soon the statue of liberty will be replaced with some jungle ape bitch twerking on top of a police car

[Anonymous No.53685164]

>>53685046
you must be over 18 to post here

[Anonymous No.53685165]

>>53685155
It's been "discounting" for over a year now and counting lmao

[Anonymous No.53685170]

>>53685129
Well yeah. The govt is heading towards a do or die moment. Either cut spending, jack taxes, or do nothing and let the whole thing just die. Of those jacking taxes and letting it die is both a one way ticket to get kicked out of office. So they won't do it. Any attempts to cut S.S or Medicare is another one way ticket to get the boot. So they'll cut it from other areas.

[Anonymous No.53685184]

>>53685165
SMOL PEEPEE ENERGY NIGGA OVER HERE LMAO

[Anonymous No.53685185]

>>53685161
>Lizzo playing James Madison's crystal flute intensifies

[Anonymous No.53685188]

>futures

welp, I guess the whole alien shit happening lately got the markets spooked. I would actually laugh if the superbowl gets blown up by a giant saucer like in Independence Day kek.

>>53685155
ngl those are some great looking tits

[Anonymous No.53685189]

>>53685046
>Isn't like you that the % amount

[Anonymous No.53685205]

>>53685189
>>53685062
>>53685164

[HARBNIGER OF THE SUPERB OWL No.53685208]

>>53685188
futes being down a few handles isnt really spooked
its back to... friday afternoon prices

[Anonymous No.53685219]

>>53685205
>implying not knowing how percentages works nor google is a minor mistake

[Anonymous No.53685229]

>>53685219
I know how they work I just wanted to see if the method I have been doing all these years is correct or not and it is.

[Anonymous No.53685238]

>>53685129
We'll just start offering violent offenders reduced prison sentences in exchange for military service.
I don't expect drone use to expand much beyond where it is now. I think we're running up against a technological wall that won't be overcome for generations, if it ever is.
Invest in pharma instead, they can sell the promise of life extension and never deliver and still pull billions of dollars.

[Anonymous No.53685245]

>>53682359
Do we gap down or up on Monday?

Are buying calls or puts on Monday?

[HARBNIGER OF THE SUPERB OWL No.53685253]

>>53685245
you should already be positioned bro

[Anonymous No.53685258]

>>53685245
Going buy calls on monday opening

[Anonymous No.53685262]

>>53685188
>I would actually laugh if the superbowl gets blown up by a giant saucer like in Independence Day

[Anonymous No.53685265]

>>53685245
SPY is going to retest 390 for the 20th time

[HARBNIGER OF THE SUPERB OWL No.53685285]

>>53685265
no retest its just going to be 3 big down days taking us all the way down to the october lows
most people here have never seen multiple 5% down days in the stock market before
they will this week

[Anonymous No.53685302]

>>53685285
You are wrong as usual

[HARBNIGER OF THE SUPERB OWL No.53685308]

>>53685302
ive... never once been wrong
chiefs win the super bowl
check em

[Anonymous No.53685384]

>>53685285
>3 big down days on no news
pic related. its you

[Anonymous No.53685388]

>>53685308
WRONG. CHIEFS LOSING THIS ONE NIGGA

[HARBNIGER OF THE SUPERB OWL No.53685389]

>>53685384
heres the news: dxy
>>53685388
fuck outta here nigga chiefs all DAy

[Anonymous No.53685404]

There's a French rapper named Booba and he's actually wildly successful, holding the 2nd most #1 songs on the French Singles Chart behind Mylène Farmer.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_artists_who_reached_number_one_on_the_French_Singles_Chart
To keep it stock related I guess this is bullish for BOTY.

[HARBNIGER OF THE SUPERB OWL No.53685411]

>>53685404

[Anonymous No.53685413]

>>53685389
DUBS SAYS OTHERWISE NIGGA STFU AND TAKE YO L

[Anonymous No.53685419]

>>53685404
Booba is a nigger and has no talent and never had. Just a jew puppet

[Anonymous No.53685421]

Myocarditis anon, here is your game suggestion video

https://youtu.be/Qxy8fUhHpOE
https://youtu.be/Qxy8fUhHpOE
https://youtu.be/Qxy8fUhHpOE

[Anonymous No.53685426]

>>53685413
Hey, I know this bitch. Where did you get this photo from?

[Anonymous No.53685428]

Eagles win in Overtime

[Anonymous No.53685447]

>>53685428
what?

[Anonymous No.53685452]

>>53685428
>eagles
>winning anything

[HARBNIGER OF THE SUPERB OWL No.53685454]

chicken butt

[Anonymous No.53685498]

>>53685426
DW ABOUT IT NIGGA YOU WANT HER NUDES TOO? I'LL POST THEM IF YOU SEND ME SOME BTC

[Anonymous No.53685507]

A chief just flew over my house on an eagle.

[Anonymous No.53685541]

>>53685421
Thanks Rocker <3.
I'll take a look at it now.

[Anonymous No.53685545]

>>53684245
What's the reasoning behind this narrative? I love seeing red, but whenever screencaps from Yahoo and MSNBC pop up predicting a data release, it's always the opposite.

>>53684325
>just use TA bro
I abandoned TA a year into my trading career, for all the reasons other anons often say, but you seem confident. Can you tell me what candles you use on your charts? 4h? D? W?

>>53684762
This, increasingly I become convinced of the prototype stealth drone theory.

[Anonymous No.53685548]

Fucking DXCM has a Super Bowl ad? Bastards...

[Anonymous No.53685553]

>>53685541
Of course bb. Get better soon.

[Anonymous No.53685556]

i just caught some alien niggas smoking extraterrestrial dank in car at the chick fil a parking lot. faggots wouldnt even share

[Anonymous No.53685561]

>GM ad literally begging people to buy EVs

[Anonymous No.53685580]

>>53685561
i feel like the people who want an EV arent the type of people who want GM cars

[Anonymous No.53685584]

>>53685447
I'm sorry, the /sp/ threads are too bonehead retarded. But the ads can say something

[Anonymous No.53685591]

>>53685498
>HER NUDES
Ah, that's why she was banned all the time.
Nah, I'm not interested in her nudes, just curious how slutty did she become.

[Anonymous No.53685596]

Going all in on SKYT at market open. Options babyyyyyy

[Anonymous No.53685608]

>>53685596
puts or calls?

[Anonymous No.53685643]

>>53685541
Open this webm. I promise it's not spooky. I dare you. Open it.

[Anonymous No.53685655]

>>53685553
I've got the list. Gonna try Suzerain. Seems perfect for my autism.

[Anonymous No.53685663]

>>53685596
As the person who has been shilling SKYT, I highly suggest you just buy shares instead of gamble.

[Anonymous No.53685680]

>>53685655
Suzerain is definitely a must play.

[Anonymous No.53685681]

>>53685556
If aliens every showed up and spoke ebonics I would be so disappointed I would probably want to kill myself right there and then.

[Anonymous No.53685690]

>>53685643
Also haven't seen that webm in a while either...

[Anonymous No.53685724]

>>53685690
do u have this without the words and just the no

[Anonymous No.53685735]

>>53685421
>Suzerain
>CYOA + Civ shit
I am intrigued

[Anonymous No.53685741]

>>53685724
Just with Isildur

[Anonymous No.53685746]

>>53685741
no? oh that's a shame.

[Anonymous No.53685747]

>>53685545
I only trade the daily chart since that's the minimum time in my opinion for a significant price action to have its start, progress amd come to its conclusion. I use the daily chart to spot patterns I like then wait for an intraday breakout to make a low risk entry. Tightening price action of a flag only means I can have a tight stop, it doesn't increase the likelihood of success though it does lower the cost of failure

[Anonymous No.53685750]

I am baking not.

[Anonymous No.53685756]

>>53685746
I lost the original files when I punched my hard drive, so I can't recreate it without the text unless I do it all from scratch, which I'm too lazy to do

[Anonymous No.53685764]

>>53685756
anon...

you gave me what I asked for but in the webm he says no to my question which is a shame.

[Anonymous No.53685775]

>>53685764
Yeah, I know
I was just keeping the conversation going, since I so rarely get to talk to anyone

[Anonymous No.53685778]

>>53685229
If you’re winning then it’s the correct method

[Anonymous No.53685797]

>>53685643
Is that his mom?