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In 2021, his mom informed us that he was “really into crypto” and had made a bunch of money (he was “running a business with Ozzy Osbourne” according to her). He dropped out of college to “do crypto full time”, I found his Twitter account and he had tons of likes on NFT Twitter accounts. Then at Christmas of 2021, he said Eth would be at $10,000 in the next year.

Then things went downhill in crypto and he re-enrolled in college in Fall of 2022, this time he wanted to do economics as his degree because he thought he knew a lot about it because he reads tweets talking about the fed from Bitcoin Twitter accounts. He dropped out a month later because he said he couldn’t focus. He moved back home and now works at Target stocking shelves, he also claimed at Christmas this year he got all his money out of FTX right before the whole thing happened.

When I look at his Twitter account now it’s barely crypto stuff anymore but now it’s generic right wing retard stuff about like seed oils being poison and Joe Rogan and Andrew Tate stuff. I feel so bad because I know he has absolutely no future and I know he’s deluded himself into thinking he can just wait a few more years for the next crypto bullrun, he likes tweets about cycle theory all the time. Cryptocurrency completely ruined his life.

>> No.53682303

>>53682285
I hope he kills himself live

>> No.53682306

>>53682303
same

>> No.53682311

why is this surprising? pyramid schemes always attract retards, look at all the women doing shit like amway and mary kay. new platform, same old shit - a small number of early adopters trying to convinced the rest of the world that they can still be early adopters.

>> No.53682314

>>53682303
me too

>> No.53682324
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53682324

>>53682285

>> No.53682338

>>53682285
You don't understand, anon. None of us have a future.

>> No.53682340

>>53682285
Seed oils are 100% poison. Literally machine lubricant. The seed is nature's most prized thing and it has defense chemicals to protect it. Plus the chemicals they use to make it are just horrible. High in linoleic acid and hyper inflammatory.

>> No.53682353

>>53682285
He went back to college he'll have his degree to fall back on. Lots of young guys got rekt last year and just went back to whatever they were doing before they discovered crypto

>> No.53682362

>>53682353
He went back and dropped out again

>> No.53682366

>>53682285
Seed oils aren't a health food. Cutting them out of your diet won't hurt you in any way.

>> No.53682419

Eth is going to 10k though. Just not in 2021

>> No.53682430

>>53682285
thats literally me

>> No.53682475

>>53682362
Lol then hopefully he takes up a trade or his youtube channel blows up

>> No.53682476

>>53682340
>>53682366
Okay, why does he need to obsess over this for months?

>> No.53682523

>>53682285
Theres nothing wrong with working at target and living at home. Youre the loser. Your cousin had balls to take risks and he lived like a true man and will probably rise again.

Shooters shoot. Risk takers take risks. Pussies don’t

>> No.53682528

>>53682285
It's not crypto that broke him
But SBF and his inner kike circle
I wonder why no one assassinate him on burger "land of the free" yet with all those guns lying around.

>> No.53682541

>>53682285

He bought into the groupthink at that time that BTC was going to 180k and ETH to 10k, just like you're buying into the groupthink at this current time that crypto is dead.

>> No.53682543

>>53682285
Crypto didn’t ruin his life. The internet combined with his low IQ and lack of a father did.

>> No.53682548

>>53682476
because he believes that seed oils are killing us. if you believed that and didn't go on about it for months it would suggest you're some kind of psychopath with no interest in warning people to save their lives in the same way you were warned.

>> No.53682562

>>53682340
I eat seed oils daily and have no health issues.

>> No.53682574

>>53682528
>I wonder why no one assassinate him on burger “land of the free”

Nice English

>> No.53682576

>>53682285
>right wing retard stuff about like seed oils being poison
Are you mentally challenged, npc-kun?

>> No.53682577

>>53682340
>>53682366
>>53682548

Eating seeds is a past time activity. The toxicity of our city. Of our ciiiiityyyyyyyyyy

>> No.53682581
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53682581

>He dropped out of college
>his Twitter account
>he had tons of likes on NFT Twitter accounts
>he wanted
>he thought he knew a lot
>he reads tweets
>He dropped out a month later
>he said he couldn’t focus
>He moved back home
>he also claimed
>he got all his money
>his Twitter account
>Joe Rogan and Andrew Tate
>he’s deluded himself
>he likes tweets
Sounds like twitter addiction is his problem.

>> No.53683665

>>53682543
He doesn’t have a dad around, you’re right

>> No.53683695
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53683695

Don't blame "crypto" blame genetics. Shake your fist at DNA.

>> No.53683706

>>53683695
>Ls -a over and over again
Is this all it takes to convince people you are "epic le hacker man"?

>> No.53683720

>>53682338
Crypt O. Tales from the.

>> No.53683784

>>53682314
>>53682306
>>53682303
ironic? female? i dont understand. is it the andrew tate? yeah he's a dumb nigger

>> No.53683827

>>53682338
https://www.bitchute.com/video/f2Xu1tYlzFfg/

>> No.53683859

OP look up a crab in a bucket. It's you.
How's your life going? Writing shit about your family on an anonymous image board? You are pathetic.

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>>53682285
kill yourself libshit
sage

>> No.53683993

>>53683695
>using air instead of liquid to transfer thermal energy
a ngmi miner

>> No.53684035
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53684035

>>53682581
exactly send him to 4 chan so learn the true art of stacking coins

>> No.53684453

>>53684035
it's called /biz/ faggot

>> No.53684495

>>53683827
VGH it's perfect

>> No.53684546

>>53683859
How am I a bucket crab? He’s not doing anything in his life waiting for some fantasy event to fix everything, he’s a loser right now

>> No.53684569

>>53684453
i am 4chan

>> No.53684568

>>53682285
Fuck you and fuck your gay cousin, frog cunt.

>> No.53684639

>>53682303
This, I hope all cryptofags kill themselves unironically. The bubble has popped and your digital tulips aren't worth a fucking penny in this market you absolute gutter trash fat fucking subhuman incel retards. Go get a fucking job and work like the niggercattle slaves you are.

>> No.53684658

>>53682285
This whole scenario is invented just to put that part about them stupid rightwingers in an op, isn't it? Is this supposed to make me like communism, white replacement, censorship and female/jew supremacy and vote for biden, you bolshevik retard?

>> No.53684666

>>53684546
Says you. A loser. Focus on yourself.

>> No.53684678

>>53684546
>be smug dem leftist
>can't figure out that siding with the most anti-white, anti-freedom, deranged politics in american history may not be great for the country
>calls others losers
There's no way you have an iq over a hundred. Choosing a side in american politics has never been easier for white men, and you still fail at it.

>> No.53684681

>>53684546
Because you assume you’re somehow better. It’s extremely cringe, you should be hoping he succeeds and gives you a name worth having

>> No.53684689

>>53684681
This, OP is a shitlib faggot

>> No.53684701

>>53682562
You will!
https://youtu.be/DDVjUmUcFVY


>>53682285
>not eating seed oils is right wing
You're retarded, jeezus "lefties" are corporate stooges.

>> No.53684716

>>53684689
It’s not like you /pol/ faggots are any better. If OP made this thread about how his cousin is a female that only fucks black dudes you would immediately be talking about natural selection. Retard

>> No.53684724
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53684724

>>53682576
spotted the chud

>> No.53684751

>>53684716
/pol/ isn't a right wing board. Left v Right is so 2005.

>> No.53684758

>>53684724
And you're a reddit newfag go back

>> No.53684759

>>53684751
I never said it was right wing, I said if OP’s post was about how he has a loser female cousin that fucks black dudes this thread would no longer care about family integrity

>> No.53684761

Let’s just hope this guy gets a break.

As someone who e-fucks models for a living, I can proudly say I’m praying for this LOOSER.

>> No.53684765

I'm glad it ruined his life, and I'm hoping your life gets ruined too if it's not already happening. Kill yourself, you fucking subhuman kike faggot.

>> No.53684767

>>53682285
Serves him right for falling for the crypto meme and taking it seriously. KEK

>> No.53684779

>>53684759
Bit of a projection but ok.

>> No.53684780

>>53682285
>seed oils being poison
he's right you know.
https://raypeat.com/articles/articles/unsaturatedfats.shtml
That sounds exactly like a friend of mine, guy got kicked out of university twice and started wageslaving for 2yrs to dump all of the cash into TSLA; a few weeks ago he told me he hates musk and wants him dead, wasn't hard to connect the dots.

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>>53682285
>he also claimed at Christmas this year he got all his money out of FTX right before the whole thing happened.
sounds like the opposite happened

>> No.53684798

>>53682476
Now you have a point

>> No.53684801

>>53682303
Based

>> No.53684828

>>53682285
>he’s deluded himself into thinking he can just wait a few more years for the next crypto bullrun
Wait, so this is not going to happen? Why the fuck are we still on this board then bros. Wtf

>> No.53684864

>>53684546
Okay, I dont really care about your cousin. Why not tell us a bit more about yourself? What are you doing? How is your life going?

>> No.53684956

>>53682285
so because he dropped out of college his life is ruined? are you retarded?

>> No.53684965

>>53682303
Based!

>> No.53685323

>>53682285

Feel for your cousin but god I hate crypto faggots, and they get what they deserve for peddling a literal pyramid scheme

>> No.53685457

>>53683827
What a wholesome video. Too bad it's not that simple.

>> No.53685524

>>53684701
>toxin
retard

>> No.53685593
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53685593

>>53682285
Guy at work turned 5k into 1m and then back to 50k.
>he owes 450k on tax

>> No.53685633

>>53682303
this. i have no sympathy for losers in the market.

>> No.53685666

>>53682285
>>53682285
>s generic right wing retard stuff a
kys retard

>> No.53685679

>>53682476
shut up you little kike

>> No.53686236

>>53682574
/biz/ are home of ranjeets
Why are you surprising?

>> No.53686576

>>53684783
When a meme requires this much text to get its point across, it's a shit meme.

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>>53683695

>> No.53687569

In 2021, his mom informed us that he was “really into Tesla” and had made a bunch of money (he was “running a business with Elon Musk” according to her). He dropped out of college to “invest full time”, I found his Twitter account and he had tons of likes on Starlink accounts. Then at Christmas of 2021, he said Tesla would be at $10,000 in the next year.

Then things went downhill in stocks and he re-enrolled in college in Fall of 2022, this time he wanted to do economics as his degree because he thought he knew a lot about it because he reads tweets talking about EVs fed from Tesla Twitter accounts. He dropped out a month later because he said he couldn’t focus. He moved back home and now works at Target stocking shelves, he also claimed at Christmas this year he got all his money out of the market right before the whole crash happened.

When I look at his Twitter account now it’s barely Tesla stuff anymore but now it’s generic right wing retard stuff about like seed oils being poison and Joe Rogan and Andrew Tate stuff. I feel so bad because I know he has absolutely no future and I know he’s deluded himself into thinking he can just wait a few more years for the next stock bullrun, he likes tweets about cycle theory all the time. Investing completely ruined his life.

>> No.53687582

>>53682303
fpbp

>> No.53687638

>>53682285
What was his original degree? Some worthless proto-barista degree? Undergrad econ is brainlet stuff, you don't even need to make shit up in undergrad econ
He was ngmi outside being a low skill wagie

>> No.53687680

>>53682303
i hope you and your mother and everyone who replied to your post with "based" get the worst type of cancer and die after many years of agonizing and excruciating pain.

>> No.53687686

>>53682476
He's probably autistic and he jusr recently learned most of what he had been told his entire life was a lie.

>> No.53687724

>>53683665
As someon3 whose dad may as well not exist get your cousin off social media na force him to get out and exercise more. Will only help him in the long run.

>> No.53687748

>>53682285
Who cares? You should shill him something though he sounds like a retard.
>Start buying fake gold. Use Monero i2p on darknet
>Then get him into stacking.
>Tell him you have a dealer who is buying gold from Africa where they have slaves >so you get it under spot.
>Sell him as many ounces as you can.
>When he finally figures it out act shocked drive straight home with him and "discover" that your gold is also fake.
>we cant tell anyone because it was illegally acquired.
>Make a deal never to tell anyone.
You wont feel bad because he was literally buying slave gold.

>> No.53687756

>>53687748
Then try to make your money back flipping rolexes. Buy fake rolexes and diddle him again.

>> No.53687803

Somebody should call OP's mom. Depicting Joe Rogan as a right-winger is something only political extremists, for example indoctrinated "woke" people do. Maybe someone could give OP a hand before he drifts further into "wokeness" and ends up on the streets.

>> No.53688538

>>53682285
>He moved back home and now works at Target stocking shelves
Is his name Will?

>> No.53688571

>>53684724

>using a VICE article

Yeah your credibility just vanished.

>> No.53689510

>>53683665
>doesn’t have a dad around
sometimes even if you have a dad around, they don't act as proper father figures

>> No.53689529

>all the seething trannies lurking this board to cry about crypto
We will hit the bottom this year.

>> No.53689533

>>53682353
>degree to fall back on
Why do literal retards say this. What is he 'falling back on' with something as worthless as an economics degree? It blows my mind people still think a fucking college degree is worth anything just because it's a college degree.

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>>53682285
A lot of people are about to meet a similar fate, given the recent news with BUSD and BNB dying

I would suggest to open short positions on BNB

>> No.53689610

>>53682285
>>53687569
Common denominator; twitter
get off social media you fickle cunts

>> No.53689859

>>53682285
Just want to point out seed oils should not be consumed. It's not a right wing conspiracy lol

>> No.53690085

>>53685524
Not him but yeah toxins are a thing.
There are fad “detoxing” diets and supplements that turned the name into a buzzword, but in essence a toxin is a compound that harms a living organism.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxin

>> No.53690104

>>53682523
this, plus the fact that he won't die from seed oil poisining. This guy is so based.

>> No.53690160

>>53690085
>>53689859
depends on the seed and how you intake it
you're not supposed to cook with it, even though that's what they are sold for
you're always better going raw, or at most slightly heated, when it's edible raw
everything has toxins in it before you even get to the modern methods of production, it's just that you get an overload of toxins with modern methods and no-one is drinking water anymore for various reasons, e.g bad water supply, too much jewse etc.

>> No.53690473

>>53682285
>right wing retard shit

ask how we know you're from reddit

>> No.53690620

>>53687569
>In 1999, his mom informed us that he was “really into Day Trading” and had made a bunch of money (he was “running a business with Jeff Bezos” according to her). He dropped out of college to “invest full time”, I found his AOL account and he had tons of likes on Geocities accounts. Then at Christmas of 2021, he said Amazon would be at $10,000 in the next year.
>Then things went downhill in stocks and he re-enrolled in college in Fall of 2001, this time he wanted to do economics as his degree because he thought he knew a lot about it because he reads Yahoo things talking about Pet.com fed from Pet.com press releases. He dropped out a month later because he said he couldn’t focus. He moved back home and now works at Target stocking shelves, he also claimed at Christmas this year he got all his money out of the market right before the whole crash happened.
>When I look at his AOL account now it’s barely Day Trading stuff anymore but now it’s generic right wing retard stuff about like Bob Dole. I feel so bad because I know he has absolutely no future and I know he’s deluded himself into thinking he can just wait a few more years for the next stock bullrun, he likes tweets about "the Internet" all the time. Day Trading completely ruined his life.

Nothing has changed. Same shit different era. Some people go for it. Have a backup plan, never put eggs in one basket, etc.

>> No.53690643

>>53685593
What fucking country do you live in where you have to pay that much taxes for an asset where you fucking LOST money for just holding

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>>53682285
there's nothing wrong with working. even if it's at Target. people need inspiration and compassion, then you can see them flourish into something wonderful. promotions. management. regional management. college business route, internships.

go talk to him dude. tell him to knock the revolutionary fantasy crap off for now and focus on actually find his center, his purpose, his goals aligned and strived. tell him to stop looking at crypto and start looking at the exact same financial principles being played out in penny stocks. i'd love nothing more than to watch one of these penny stocks moon so i can move onto a dime or nickle stock or whatever. something really cool is all..

having this kind of ability to play with money in a market and make informed decisions from multiple sources isn't something to squander and if your friend can manage this kind of economic thought then perhaps you can translate it to him in a way he may be able to "land softly" on the reality of.
>JSHP2

>> No.53690867

>>53690473
>there are only two kinds of people, right wing retards, and redditors
makes sense

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>>53682285
>right wing
>joe rogan
>andrew tate

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53693175

>Joe Rogan
>right wing
retard alert

being against neo-liberalism doesn't make you right wing, basically everyone hates neo-liberals now and it actually started on the Left

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>>53682562
>I eat seed oils daily and have no health issues.

>> No.53695612

>>53693255
checked
who the fuck even eats seed oils, I've never heard of that shit before

>> No.53696057

>>53682285
Eww. Didn't anyone teach you not to gossip like a women?

>> No.53696825

>>53682285
i remember your threads from last year
has anything actually changed since then?

>> No.53698310

What if it wasn't the real Ozzy Osbourne, but a random hedgehog?

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53698662

>>53682285
>retard stuff about like seed oils being poison

>> No.53698680

>>53687680
Cope harder LMAO

>> No.53698692

>>53690893
So stupid that a nigger mutt and a jew mutt are now seen as typical right wingers

>> No.53698735

>>53690643
almost every country where crypto to crypto is a taxable even

>> No.53698820

>>53682285
>I know he’s deluded himself into thinking he can just wait a few more years for the next crypto bullrun
You sound jealous anon, why does this make him delusional? If the degen did it once, he can do it again

>> No.53699025

>>53682324
Kek

>> No.53699273

>>53682285
Didn't he have a YouTube channel where he traded NFT's?

>> No.53699278

>>53684639
lol

>> No.53699665

>>53684783
Holy shit this is a shill meme and not even a good one at that.

>> No.53700351

>>53684678
>he fell for the "these two sides are totally different" in fucking AMERIC
lmao dumb mark

>> No.53700385

Cryptocurrency didn't ruin his life, being dumb did.