Sugar mommy investing

[Anonymous No.53682211]

Financially speaking, is getting a sugar mommy a good investment if you like milfs?

You would get free money without having to work AND you get to sex a mommy who WILL take care of your dick. All you have to actually do is to stay fit enough for her liking, but going to the gym shouldnt be a problem when you get paid for it. Also it shouldnt be a problem for a gigachad like you, the anon who is still reading this.

Only question is where to find one. My idea was either using tinder and blocking all Girls under 30 or to unironically use facebook.

[Anonymous No.53682232]

sauce onegai

[Anonymous No.53682272]

Guys I have no friends irl outside of /biz/ & /ck/. How best to invest to change this?

[Anonymous No.53682402]

>>53682211
Internet won’t work. Go to real life cougar bars near you and meet the women in person. There will definitely be bars or restaurants in your city cougars and divorcees love and spend their time drinking white wine on the weekends, make a move there.

[Anonymous No.53682428]

my face -> yormommy's ass

[Anonymous No.53682490]

>>53682211
I'm a 30 year old boomer now but back in my day I just used Craigslist to find middle aged strippers with teenager fetishes.

[Anonymous No.53683885]

>>53682490
How did it turn out fren
>>53682272
Idk get some frens

[Anonymous No.53684818]

Self bump

[Anonymous No.53684840]

>>53682211
sauce me, senpai

[Anonymous No.53684867]

>>53684840
Google it retard. Has a million hits

[Anonymous No.53685157]

>>53682211
My gfs a doctor making 300k/yr, makes no sense for me to work even if I made 100k so I just do crypto and relax.

[Anonymous No.53685293]

>>53685157
fucking based

[Anonymous No.53685295]

>>53685157
you could help her pay back those 200k in loans and maybe help provide for her son (or future son)

[Anonymous No.53685299]

>>53684840
random whore 2346644

[Anonymous No.53685347]

>>53685157

[Anonymous No.53685589]

>>53683885
I mean as you can imagine I was mostly banging some real freaks which not everyone is gonna be into but I had fun and planted my wild oats. Haven't really chased women in years.
Picrel, chick I had threeway with her cousin (ffm, I'm not gay).

[Anonymous No.53685834]

>>53682272
u can join my fren group anon

[Anonymous No.53685861]

>>53685157
>women doctor
How many patients has she killed? kek

[Anonymous No.53685885]

>>53682490
Craigslist personals? I thought that was swatted a while ago? Any good replacements out there?

[Anonymous No.53685913]

>>53682211
I had one for years.
Look for women that say they 'want a trophy husband'.
You'll need to be more physically attractive than her because she's essentially using money to cover the difference.
If she doesn't pay for dinner when you're out on your first few dates, move on and keep looking.

[Anonymous No.53685927]

>>53682211
That is a man

[Anonymous No.53685936]

>>53685157
>My gfs(Troon) a doctor
Ftfy

[Anonymous No.53685975]

>>53685913
Oh, and get good at cooking a few different meals. They love that shit.
Also expect to spend some time each day running errands, like picking up shit they want from the store.
And it goes without saying you need to gym every day (but I do that anyway) and fuck better than anyone they've ever been with.

Ultimately, if you instead dedicated the time you need to spend with them just running your own business, you'd make more money even after you factor in paying for shit yourself.
But if you're less entrepreneurial and less ambitious in life and want most of the 'work' you have to do to largely involve just hanging out with someone, then go for it.

[Anonymous No.53685980]

Literally married to my sugar mommy (not of a sugar GILF but idgaf) and it is seriously life hacks.

To any anon with basic human charm and a thick penis all you need is a cougarlife account and some luck. Been together for 5 years, Sold her house after I saved some money and we grow vegetables in a bumfuck nowhere town with a pop of ~2000.

Ate her pussy and blew a fat load in her like 20 minutes ago.

AMA

[Anonymous No.53686000]

>>53685980
*more of a sugar GILF

Folks don’t believe she’s 30 years older than she looks but that’s what yoga and never having kids will do.

[Anonymous No.53686016]

>>53685980
>>53686000
>GILF
>Grandma I'd Like to Fuck
>but that’s what yoga and never having kids will do.
u wot. and I am vomit

[Anonymous No.53686063]

>>53686016
Lmao your loss my boy.

[Anonymous No.53686073]

>>53682211
Great investment if you play it right

[Anonymous No.53686075]

>>53682211
You think 30 year old Woman got money ? They are all in debt you fucking moron. You need to Aim for 45+

[Anonymous No.53686081]

>>53685589
That's a man

[Anonymous No.53686149]

>>53685589
That's a man

[Anonymous No.53686573]

>>53686063
Okay but post pic bro, this can't be worth the money
Is she pretty at least

[Anonymous No.53686602]

>>53685980
>cougarlife account
Is this another site where the majority of users are just bots?

[Anonymous No.53686744]

>>53685980
How did you do this? I want to do this. I am tall, decent looks, okayish social skills. I have had older women flirt with me before but was too shy to go further.

Tell us more how we can live the GILFlife. I thought the cougar sites were all scams desu.

[Anonymous No.53686898]

>>53685980
gonna need a pic how fucking old is this bitch?

[Anonymous No.53687031]

>>53682211
its not worth it, women are typical crazy and rich women basically have no reason to restrain their natural feminine urge to be emotionally insane. It will most likely be a mind fuck of a journey and not worth your wasted time and youth. The only exception would be if you classify yourself as a master manipulator with few moral chains tying you down.

[Anonymous No.53687316]

Not posting pics because I’m too tarded to ensure I don’t get doxxed over flexing my GILF.

>>53686744
Cougarlife had a couple of bots but I lived in a pretty large metro area so the numbers game worked in my favor. She was one of the first people I messaged and the scam for sure is how jewish the whole system is. If I remember correctly, you have to buy the ability to message people or some shit.

Nonetheless, I lucked out and met a hardcore trad woman who had her shit together and was eccentric enough to try dating a man 40+ years her junior.

I would be very cautious of long term relationships with older women. My wife is one in a million and looking at the insane roasties my father dates makes me all the more thankful.

The novelty of taboo age gap sex if fun and all but if that’s all you’re looking for I would stick to more casual encounters like others have mentioned; bars and shit.

I don’t give a fuck about that and I legitimately wanted to be with an older woman because I’m a neurotic “old soul” who feels like he’s 80 where my 71 year old wife has the heart of a 7 year old.

I make her friends SEETHE because I eat pussy and have a working penis. Funny enough, getting exposed to an otherwise inaccessible social age group has only radicalized me further. Women can effectively be children their entire lives and betabois will tolerate their shit because of the kids or how much work it would take finding someone new.

[Anonymous No.53687325]

>>53682211
I would eat the ass

[Anonymous No.53687437]

>>53687316
In regards of how to act; just bee urself lol.

But seriously, putting on some persona to smash milf muff only really works if you’re in that sociopathic casual sex mindset where you’re just lying to get pussy. That’s how I got my first blowjob at 19 from a 49 year old single mother but I still feel bad about it. Her kid, who was like two years younger than me, will never know his mom got a mouthful of cum from someone young enough to effectively be his brother lmao.

If you really want to embrace GILFlife you got to really love it. I hate women in general so my wife’s personality is truly special.

Oh, the lesser known benefits that become pretty obvious pretty quickly into the relationship are awesome:

>if you’re lucky they have an insane sex drive and you can bust nuts without fear of knocking up a retard (read: younger woman)
>they often have paid off their house and are financially stable which means you look like a god for just buying groceries and helping with random bills like car repairs and the water heater breaking.
>I’ve known a lot of older women who are batshit insane as a consequence of third wave feminism but my wife is one of the last bastions of the old school conservative trad meme so you can happily reveal your power level any time of day without consequence.
>eat their pussy and fuck them raw and they’ll do anything you say.
>the good ones are homebodies that don’t give a shit about keeping up with their shallow consumer retard friends. You can literally pick them out of the friend group and watch as the others drain their husband’s pension.

The biggest benefit if you find the right GILF is hands down:
>they don’t give a FUCK about the rat race. While this doesn’t mean you can get away with being a leech; they don’t want someone who will wage slave for 80 hours a week and never have any time to spend.

[Anonymous No.53687447]

>>53687437
Once our little shitbox house if fixed I’ll be getting a part time job to cover bills and stack away savings for any unknown expenses. Her social security is small but more than enough to cover the small little splurges she wants month but month. Our garden will feed us and hopefully our community which her generation seems to be the last to give a shit about.

10/10 boys. This is the sleeper strategy to financial security in the post-feminist era. Young men who saw their fathers get divorce raped after slaving away for an ungrateful wife with nothing to show for it is the biggest motivator to live a life of ease where you are never beyond your means and you are content with the small things like a quiet town, a big garden, and a tight GILF pussy to blast a never ending stream of cum into.

[Anonymous No.53687605]

>>53687316
>>53687437
>>53687447
You sound like you live a very interesting life anon. Kind of wish I was friends with you so I could hear more about this kind of life.

I've actually been interested in older women since I was young and do have an "old soul" myself, so dating one would be appealing to me outside of the money/sex.

You lucky bastard is all I can say if this isn't elaborate copypasta. I gotta get out there and see if I can do this too.

[Anonymous No.53687633]

>>53682272
Maybe start by venturing to other boards like /v/ or /k/ and work your way up from there

[Anonymous No.53687639]

>>53687325
Infections in both eyes. Divine punishment for this sinful degeneracy.

[Anonymous No.53687713]

>>53687605
I appreciate that, anon. I’m definitely an oddity and my lifestyle really is an embodiment of it. As I said before; I am very blessed to have found a great woman who meshes with my unconventional perspective but for fucks sake; dudes are chopping off their dicks and putting on dresses so I can marry a grandma goddamn it.

Really spend your time looking for the right one and striking gold with cougarlife might not be it. I don’t think clubs are the way to go because often those women are just like their male counterparts suffering a midlife crisis and trying to relive their years of riding the cock carousel.

Other dating apps may work but you got to get yourself exposed to them like any other woman. I’m a socially retarded introvert with no friends so I don’t even know of any options outside of online but if I can find my wife you can find yours my man.

Best of luck, fren. Live life without regrets. If I listened to those around me I’d be chasing ungrateful stacies for crumbs and working my ass off just for the social status of happy slave.

And I promise this isn’t some schizo role play or copypasta. I’m just paranoid that posting pics would doxx me or her.

Benjamin Franklin wrote on this phenomenon over two hundred years ago and he isn’t on our 100$ bill for nothing:

http://mrbrinsonenglish.weebly.com/uploads/1/3/6/6/13668390/benjamin_franklin___mistress.pdf

[Anonymous No.53687759]

>>53682272
Become content with being alone. I only feel lonely when I try to roleplay being a functioning human around others. Shitposting, my dogs, and pursuing my hobbies give me the most fulfillment and I never get the same satisfaction among others.

I think a man has to have certain wires in his brain to be what you’d call a normie. If you were raised on neglect and 4chan you grow a little differently.

Accept yourself, man. Not to be a crab in a bucket but maybe that’s just the way you are meant to be? I tried for the longest to be more social but I found that I lost too much of myself pursuing something that ultimately was nothing more than trying to conform.

Now I’m married to a GILF, tend to my garden, and have a bunch of cool retarded rescue dogs.

[Anonymous No.53687834]

>>53685913
Interdashing, what was it like? Did you regret it or end up moving towards building your own business?

[Anonymous No.53687852]

>>53687834
“Trophy husband” is a red flag, my man. They want arm candy which is no better than the boomers pulling up with 18 year olds. It’s a very shallow experience to such an extent that you are better off going to a bar or club and licking out with a newly divorced cougar trying to get one over on her ex. Even then you better enjoy that pump and dump or you’re entering a relationship based on fucking on the first date.

Get yourself a preacher in the streets freak in the sheets kind of girl. Be eloquent on a dating profile and not some nigger spamming AY BISH WAN FUK.

[Anonymous No.53687919]

>>53687759
had me until
>married to a gilf

[Anonymous No.53687941]

>>53687713
>just paranoid that posting pics would doxx me or her
follow the /pmg/ addage of "Keep it Secret, Keep it Safe" online; Stay anonymous, Anon.

[Anonymous No.53687942]

>>53687852
>“Trophy husband” is a red flag, my man. They want arm candy which is no better than the boomers pulling up with 18 year olds.
That was my hunch, I'm not necessarily a milf chaser and most definitely not a gilf one - but there is definitely something about experience, or some form of ripened fruit that I find desireably appealing. Though I would rather experience the whole from beginning to end as per:
>Get yourself a preacher in the streets freak in the sheets kind of girl. Be eloquent on a dating profile and not some nigger spamming AY BISH WAN FUK.
Dating isn't on my shortlist at the moment anyway

[Anonymous No.53687943]

>>53687919
You do you, man. I don’t want kids being born on the cusp of total societal collapse and I’m not even in the right space of mind to be a good dad. I donate food to the poor and my greatest problem is my weiner is too thick to get a good blowjob.

Live laugh love fagit

[Anonymous No.53687982]

>>53687941
Thnx bby

>>53687942
Any experience is better than none whatsoever. While getting blown by an overweight single mother wasn’t my greatest moment it did legitimately give me the experience needed to improve upon how I handled future cougar encounters.

Hell, even a one night stand with a bar cougar might give you the confidence boost and practical knowledge you may need. It may also show you that it was just a box to check off and not something you want to explore further. Fantasy and reality are far apart, my boy.

I’ll tell you what, tho; exploring dating women my own age taught me that I wanted nothing to do with anyone pre-menopause lmao.

[Anonymous No.53687993]

>>53687713
Thank you anon, and you're right not to post any doxxable info here.

[Anonymous No.53689570]

>>53687437
>That’s how I got my first blowjob at 19 from a 49 year old single mother but I still feel bad
greentext the story plz how did this happen

[Anonymous No.53690763]

>>53689570
>going to community college like 6 years ago
>bored as shit because I’m taking care of my grandparents’ farm and I can’t do anything cool. No garden, no chickens, can’t even really have the house to myself since they neurotically micromanage everything that I did even though they don’t even live there

Fast forward 6 months of this bullshit:
>failing to date any girls in college
>balls are eternally blue and I JUST WANNA NUT
>create a pof account with good angle pictures of myself and a solid bio (got to a pseudo-six pack just from not eating too much and walking on the treadmill at the college gym)
>start spamming women in a 45 mile radius: “you’re cute but you’d look better with my cum on your face.”
>trigger a bunch of roasties who get me banned lol
>by my third account I message the same thing to a 49 year old overweight single mother in the nearby city
>somehow she likes it and we end up meeting for coffee like 2 hours after the first message
>she’s obviously lonely and probably not getting any solid attention online
>objective 5/10 but man I needed to cum
>second date is at her place
get a shitty massage that leads to a death grip handjob so bad it was hard staying erect (huehuehue)
>have to basically coerce her to blow me but she says “only the tip” like that is somehow more appropriate
>get a cheese grater blowjob for what must have been 15 minutes of agony
>somehow the elongated stimulation, the fact i’d never had sex before, and the overall profanity of the moment finally climaxes with one of the biggest cumshots of my life
>so much that when she spits it onto the bed sheet it is a puddle of baby batter
>I immediately want to leave as the post but clarity kicks in and I want nothing more than to kill myself

Live and learn, frens. At least I came lol.

[Anonymous No.53690823]

>>53690763
Also idk why my I’d changed but it’s still me, GILFanon.

Online is probably the best resource now that I think about it. Unless you luck out with a coworker or the grocery store or some shit I would prefer online 10 out of 10 times. Women are actively looking for a man online and sites like cougarlife actively serve as hubs for older women and younger guys.

Never got scammed with the site outside of the initial bullshit cost to set things up but I don’t think I spent more than 100$ on the website and found my soulmate so I’d say it’s a pretty damn good return on my investment.

Oh, if I haven’t said it enough:
EAT PUSSY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE

These women have been in sexless marriages for potentially decades. The boomers are like Italians in their retarded perspective on sex where men think it’s weak to eat pussy but wonder wife their wife is acting like a toddler.

I say with 100% seriousness that eating pussy has gotten me the farthest in life.

[Anonymous No.53690917]

>>53690823
>EAT PUSSY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE
Basically this. It's very demeaning thoughever, but giving a woman multiple orgasms will guarantee she turns to putty in your hands. Just close your eyes, don't stop until she's squirming, and make sure you brush your teeth and use strong mouthwash afterwards!

[Anonymous No.53690957]

>>53690917
Real niggas let that musk sit as long as possible. If I can’t smell pussy on my face it’s a sign to eat some more.

I think the “demeaning” context of oral really depends on the relationship. If you’re with some dumb bitch it can be like a genderswapped face fucking where the dude is just blowing the shit out of the girl’s throat.

But my wife is obedient (mostly) and the sweetest woman I know. Tongue punching her fart box keeps her sedated and docile and it’s great.