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[Anonymous No.53670318]

Coinmetro thread. April xcm buyback addition

[Anonymous No.53670364]

>>53670318
do they even hold crypto business licence anymore?

[Anonymous No.53670368]

>>53670318
I got 100k XCM. Is this enough to kms?

[Anonymous No.53670377]

>>53670368
Iv got 35k xcm and a I definitly considerd killing myself

[Anonymous No.53670426]

>>53670318
They won't be a buyback in April. Earliest date is around June

[Anonymous No.53670462]

Why are you talking about buyback?

[Anonymous No.53670527]

>>53670462
Why don't they have privacy dividers?

[Anonymous No.53670537]

>>53670527
Never seen privacy dividers irl. I can count on one hand the amount of times I have succesfully used a urinal. Whose dumb idea were they anyways, they're a conspiracy by Big Genitalia to humiliate men and women with shy bladders or small penises.

[Blogpost time No.53670629]

Some of my market research I did today about using exchange apps. From a normal user POV, I'm no trader.

>Coinbase
This isn't part of my lazy analysis, but the fees are just fucking crazy. No margin trading. Why am I seeing a watch list on my Home, why it it showing me that I should buy Eth2, and now news I give no shit about. The next page is called My Assets, on each of my assets is a bright blue button taking me to a buy more screen. Below that is a button telling me to buy new assets. Under that, the earn section and a box telling me to DCA, I don't even want to think of the fees. Next page is trade with two versions, simple trade and advanced, for simple I just get a markets view and can trade them with 3 options that are the same thing buy/sell/convert. Advanced trade is the exchange, the interface looks extremely unfinished, they clearly don't want you in this place paying lower fees to buy and sell your scam coins. The last page is Earn.
I tried to sell some PoS scam coin and withdraw, first I sold it on the exchange and tried to look for the withdraw button, there is none, I had to find eur and click on cash out, I had to add my bank but when trying to add it, I got sent to the bank transfer deposit page. By that point I gave up. There is no way normies can make sense of this.

[Blogpost time part 2 No.53670638]

>Kraken
This one is interesting, because it actually has a good interface on their mobile apps at least, oh yeah you heard that right, I said apps. There are two, one for normies and one PRO version, for, professional normies. The normie app looks pretty old where as the PRO has the most up to date feel.
The normie version has the markets page on the first button, you can buy and sell coins with fees that kind of rival coinbase but not really, there is no way to stake your scam coins on the normie app for some reason. Next page is asset allocation, that one looks nice, even shows staked assets differently, but again no way to actually do it. That's about it, yes that's realyl it. Withdrawing is clear and works but costs around a euro.
Now PRO, this one is doing a good job with the pro stuff but makes normal things like allocation also look pro for no reason. The PRO app is mostly for trading, but actually supports staking. There is no way to simple swap assets or buy them directly, let alone all the other things that one would expect from a banking or crypto app.
I don't understand why they didn't just make one app with everything, like a coinbase but not shit.

Coinbase fucks up the simple normie part by confusing users and the pro exchange part by not putting any effort into it, kraken has a lackluster simple normie part in a sepeare app and does a good job on the pro exchange part, but also in another app.
I am not taking Binance, Kucoin or Crypto.cum into account they are a mega mess.

[Blogpost time part 3 No.53670650]

>Coinmetro
Right away you have things you care about, your newest transactions and fucking margin orders, I literally forgot that I had one open before seeing that lovely +€2.90 btc short. Further down I have the funniest part which is gainers and losers, before that I had no idea that some assets really moved up to 20% in a day, coinbase has this as well actually, but it's hidden literally in between the news, two news blocks down and there it is, so odd. Even further down I see how much I am earning in all staking options. Which I can visit easily unlike with kraken. There is more stuff down but as a user I don't care about news and sentiment.
Next page is markets AND pairs, going into each shows me something cool, which is % gain in 5 timeframes all at once, why does no one else do this. I see pairs as well which also is something no one else is does, coinbase doesn't want people to trade on the exchange, coinbase instead put a "coins you may also like" section in there, right above the "rank this coin 0 out of 5 starts" which is fucking insane if you ask me, yes ask the bagholders to rank their holdings fairly, whoever came up with this at coinbase should seek help.
Next page is the swap, easily one of the best parts of coinmetro, any to any, coinbase doesn't let you swap crypto to fiat you have to press sell for that, why. Just put it in there at least as a failsafe. Anyway it's nice, I bought so much shit I could have easily used the exchange for just because the swap is so smooth, I know i could have paid 0 fees making a market order but still swapped.
Next page is wallets which is an unnavigable piece of shit, should just copy kraken desu. There is also transactions which shows all the things clearly, coinbase does a terrible job with that, borderline hiding them.
>cont

[Blogpost time final part No.53670661]

The exchange is accessible not as a button at the bottom to not scare the normies, it's better than coinbase but kraken has a better form, I wish switching from exchange to margin on the same pair would be easier. Margin from a simplicity pov is easily the best, kraken has more options but what the fuck is a settle or reduce only, just close the fucking position I am losing so much money aaaaa.
There are things that need to be improved no doubt, but already is more useful to normies and professional normies than apps from companies valued 10-15 Billion.
I am biased and that is a good thing.

[Anonymous No.53670677]

>>53670650
>market order
limit

[Anonymous No.53670679]

>>53670537
Oh, you're Asian, that's the only place they don't have those dividers.
You have to get used to using urinals, if you're a grower, you need to inconspicuously jiggle it around a bit before you whip it out.
I have to admit that they're pretty convenient, I prefer them outside my own home even though it's healthier to sit down.

[Anonymous No.53670687]

>>53670679
>you need to inconspicuously jiggle it around a bit
>just get hard before you piss
everyone will be jealous, thanks anon you're a genius

[Anonymous No.53670690]

>>53670661
When I closed my long on Coinmetro and moved all my EUR collateral out of margin I got an email about margin call liquidation afterwards. It was really dumb because I had no open positions.
Reduce only is to decrease your margin ratio. CM also enforces this at a certain point where you can only reduce your positition, but you are not quite liquidated yet.

>>53670679
>Oh, you're Asian, that's the only place they don't have those dividers.
Uh.... No?
>You have to get used to using urinals
I'd rather sit and pee in the men or womens stalls.

[Anonymous No.53670804]

>>53670687
A regular penis does not have an on-off button, there's something in between a raging erection and completely flaccid.

>>53670690
Must be very local to you then, I've barely seen places where they don't have dividers, except in anime.

[Anonymous No.53670888]

>>53670318
Post proof

[Anonymous No.53671926]

>anon waiting to sell XCM

[Anonymous No.53672665]

>>53670537
>if you're a grower, you need to inconspicuously jiggle it around a bit before you whip it out.
Small flaccid cocks are aesthetically pleasing than big ones

[Anonymous No.53673491]

>>53670650
>he's shorting now
ahahahaahhahahaaahaha
guess its time to 500x long since your retarded ass has never been right about anything
you're better than an inverse cramer desu

[Anonymous No.53673562]

>>53673491
>ahahahaahhahahaaahaha
It isn't that funny.

[Anonymous No.53673571]

>>53673491
holy shit thanks for reminding me, I literally forgot about the short I opened by accident, just closed it, 100k profit

[Anonymous No.53673593]

>>53673571
What will you buy with your modest gains of 100k?

[Anonymous No.53673599]

>>53670368
I have 11k xcm, 10k flux and 2.5 kda. I held through their ath. I want to die every day. From $80k to $17k

[Anonymous No.53673610]

>>53673593
Probably a 500k short

[Anonymous No.53673612]

>>53673599
serves you right
flux is a dumb nigger shitcoin for dumb nigger retards like (you)

[Anonymous No.53673633]

>>53673612
I’m still above water on all of them. All told about $5k of my own money in the pot you perma-deflated penis yanker.

[Anonymous No.53673649]

>>53673599
>I want to die every day. From $80k to $17k
That's pretty good but use the real xcm price (0.15c) for your calculations. I went from 250k to 16k.
It's just money don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.53673665]

>>53673610
I will probably be broke within 7 days of some exchange making a gamified leverage platform because whenever I read a post like this it makes me want to open a short for 5,000,001 dollars.

[Anonymous No.53673714]

>>53673665
>Casinometro
>TOP 10 BTC SHORTS
>Size: $600,000 - P&L: +23k - @Cunnyposter
>Size: $120,002 - P&L: +6k - @Hitler
>Size: $120,000 - P&L: -13k - @Cohen
>Size: $110,000 - P&L: +123k - @Kevin

[Anonymous No.53674916]

>>53673593
ero ero

[Anonymous No.53675429]

>>53674916
Her tummy is truly exquisite

[Anonymous No.53675486]

>>53672665
While that may be the case, around urinal stalls it usually is about asserting dominance.

[Anonymous No.53675717]

Still haven't heard why you gals mentioned buybacks.

[Anonymous No.53675724]

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