/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.53662712]

I quit my job today, my career even. when my co workers asked why, I looked them right in the eyes and said i refuse to contribute to society unless it starts providing me with unlimited, convenient access to 18 year old pussy.
I am never working another day in my life until I wake up one morning and there is a white, busty (natural) blonde (also natural) 18 year old on my doorstep with blue eyes and an intact hymen that has never had tiktok or instagram and wants to have my children. She must also have no tattoos, has never been out of the state, and has a good relationship with both her parents, who are themselves still married and very much in love with no history of infidelity on the mothers side. Until then I will spend my time refusing to pay any taxes. every time someone criticises my decision, I will donate $50 to an anti LGBT organisation, I will also from here onwards spend an inordinate amount of time harrasing women online, as well as people who support feminism. Furthermore, I will be cutting all sex-havers out of my life until said demands are met. this is the future the democrats chose, get out of my way cucks.

[Anonymous No.53662960]

>>53662712
Did your ex colleague quietly back away from you as you glared at them and said crazy shit?

[Anonymous No.53662967]

>>53662712
>brown skin, black hair, black eyes
>I deserve a blonde!

[Anonymous No.53662990]

>>53662960
Its a copy pasta you absolute dumb fucking newfaggot, kill yourself unironically fucking cringe zoomzoom 80 IQ subhuman nigger

[Anonymous No.53665270]

>>53662712
You're doing gods work, anon.

Don't forget to buy some AR 15's and mags for yourself.

[Anonymous No.53665309]

>>53662712
based

[Anonymous No.53665330]

>>53662712
You will probably be replaced by a foreigner who will do the job much cheaper or a woman straight out of college with at least 5 more iq points than you. How does that make you feel?

[Anonymous No.53665345]

>>53662712
>spills pasta from his pocket
>gets eaten up
even when it gets old it's still getting sold

[Anonymous No.53665358]

>>53662967
my gf's blonde and i have brown eyes and hair

[Anonymous No.53665383]

>>53662712
Kek enjoy being poor

As a half white half asain boy I managed to fuck multiple blonde cuties at the grocery store I worked in. They were also prime sub 20 year Olds with tight pussies and assholes. Also small titties which I enjoyed.

They later went on to fuck the 49 year old managers. This is when I went to lunch and never returned for my shift, or the next one :)

[Anonymous No.53665415]

>>53662712
Extraordinarily based, I will be considering the financial implications of this and investing accordingly.

[Anonymous No.53665517]

>>53662712
Kek that’s great you’re removing your genes from society and potentially passing them down. Keep it up pal!

[Anonymous No.53665589]

>>53662712
>I am never working another day in my life until I wake up one morning and there is a white, busty (natural) blonde (also natural) 18 year old on my doorstep with blue eyes and an intact hymen
Brown dude here, I fucked that exact same type of chick but she was a slut.
Sucks to suck.

[Anonymous No.53665601]

>>53662990
>fucking cringe zoomzoom 80 IQ subhuman nigger
Imagine memorizing all the "Copy pasta" That get's posted on here and having the fucking gall to call us 80IQ sub human niggers.
Go outside and get laid you fucking freak.

[Anonymous No.53665628]

>>53662712
>a white, busty (natural) blonde (also natural) 18 year old on my doorstep with blue eyes and an intact hymen that has never had tiktok or instagram and wants to have my children. She must also have no tattoos, has never been out of the state, and has a good relationship with both her parents, who are themselves still married and very much in love with no history of infidelity on the mothers side.
So you want a unicorn that doesn't exist?
I mean I can show you some Canadian white nordic women, but those girls have been sucking and fucking since about 13 years old.
Any girl with decent tits and face is getting cock at 13/14/15 years old and your countries laws prevent you from going that young so whomp whomp.
Should have gotten laid in middle school like my brown ass did.

[Anonymous No.53665662]

>>53662967
>>brown skin, black hair, black eyes
Brown skin, black hair, brown eyes here.
Ive fucked so many white women while living in the US and Canada, even my last factory job I had some slight chubby, big tits, blonde hair, blue eyed white girl rub her tits into my back.
She's into smoking weed, owns a pitbull and was pretty cool to talk to even though we didnt immediately kick it off at work.
She said she had a BF though so I never bothered taking it further.
Sucks for her because if she told me she was single I would have snagged her.
My man, the white women I have ejaculated into tells me white girls just dont like white guys.

[Anonymous No.53665680]

>>53665358
Bruv.

[Anonymous No.53665846]

>>53665680
Didn't draw her fat enough. The obese old heifers at my office regularly cackled on about their yearly hunts for BBC in Jamaica.

[Anonymous No.53665964]

>>53665680
wait, you're telling me girls go on trips by themselves to fuck strangers?

[Anonymous No.53665978]

>>53665601
>Go outside and get laid you fucking freak
take your own advice

[Anonymous No.53665984]

>>53662712
based