/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53659613]

New York edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html


>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CSUSHPINSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry9AsSO7hTo

Previous >>53658440

[Anonymous No.53659678]

More like Jew York.

[Anonymous No.53659689]

xth for hidden tigers taking stinky shits in the dark woods

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53659690]

early bakers deserve to get fucking b& so they can think about what they've done.

[Anonymous No.53659695]

Everything is dumping, What buy

[Anonymous No.53659698]

Bobros…

[Anonymous No.53659699]

Fuck bros, in my haste, one of them slipped through.

What are the political implications of men being able to list themselves as women on dating apps and how do I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.53659700]

>>53659678
>muh jews

[Anonymous No.53659701]

THIS IS A MARKET FOR AMERICANS!

[Anonymous No.53659703]

>>53659678
Fpbp

[Anonymous No.53659710]

>>53659613
crab markets are so boring

[Anonymous No.53659715]

>>53659699
How much mental illness can be packed into one image????

[Anonymous No.53659721]

Slow and steady wins the race.

[Anonymous No.53659739]

is this market crash/surge in the room with us?

[Anonymous No.53659744]

>>53659699
>Dance
Why do women say this stupid shit. I’ve met hundreds of women that claim they love to “dance” but never actually do. It’s like they think it makes them interesting.

[Anonymous No.53659747]

>>53659715
A lot more than that I would say

[Anonymous No.53659754]

>>53659700
more jews live in new york than any other place on earth outside of isreal

[Anonymous No.53659755]

>>53659739
I kneel, you chitinous bastard.

[Anonymous No.53659757]

>>53659744
>women

[Anonymous No.53659758]

>>53659699
>33
>Bisexual
>Jewish
>Poly

Kek

[Anonymous No.53659760]

Have any of you ever given money to onlyfans girls?

[Anonymous No.53659766]

>>53659739
>barely +0.08% for the day
Snib magic is real

[Anonymous No.53659767]

>>53659699
>>53659715

[Anonymous No.53659774]

>>53659695
My divvy paying corporations are up 0.2-4% today.
Gold miners are down, especially SBSW because South African govenment cannot figure out how to deal with energy supply and thieves
Izraeli stocks are mixed.
I guess just throw a dart at a wall. Good luck

[Anonymous No.53659776]

>>53659767
Based coomercat.

[Anonymous No.53659778]

>>53659744
They would like to dance.
Just like they would like to travel.
And be outdoors
>>53659758
>throwing the change we fished out of the mall fountains.

[Anonymous No.53659780]

>>53659767
anon.............

[Anonymous No.53659783]

>>53659757
I knew the answer I just hate them so much. I wish they weren’t so soft and didn’t smell so good.

[Anonymous No.53659795]

Since the market is doing the ultimate crab, who do you guys like in the Super Bowl i'm taking the Eagles putting $100 on them to win

[Anonymous No.53659796]

>>53659783
look again anon..

[Anonymous No.53659805]

I'm quitting today :)

[Anonymous No.53659807]

>>53659774
>Izraeli stocks are mixed.
Aren't they dealing with another intifada or has that settled down?

[Anonymous No.53659809]

>>53659796
At what?
>>53659805
Based.

[Anonymous No.53659812]

>>53659807
Dunno, I don't read news outside of /smg/.

[Anonymous No.53659826]

>>53659780
Take what you can get, but not raw.

[Anonymous No.53659847]

>>53659699
Before even reading the content of your post, I saw the image and immediately thought "That's a man."

[Anonymous No.53659850]

>>53659795
God, I hope so. I'm sick of that goblino Mahomes. Then again, Hurts is also a goblino. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.53659859]

>>53659760

I have to 18 year old colombian girls that I pay for. They send me nude photos and video masturbating. It pretty odd but I enjoy it. They both say they love telling everyone they have an American boyfriend. I pay them each like $40/month which is peanuts for what I’m getting. If you search social media enough you can find women that will dj anything for money.

[Anonymous No.53659864]

>>53659760
no. besides I like the teasing stuff more than just seeing their disgusting pussy filled with dildos or fucking dogs or black guys or whatever

[Anonymous No.53659877]

OK /smg/ i will bake you a market starting monday next week. What kind of market will it be? You decide.

[Anonymous No.53659885]

why do i feel compelled to jerk off when trades go against me?

[Anonymous No.53659894]

>>53659877
Cranberry walnut

[Anonymous No.53659899]

>>53659859
oh are you the guy who posts the Columbian girls with tesla written on their tits and ass if so I'm a fan

[Anonymous No.53659905]

>>53659877

[Anonymous No.53659909]

>>53659877
Crab cakes and use some old bay and extra cayenne.

[Anonymous No.53659917]

Did everyone suddenly stop buying mutant fish?

[Anonymous No.53659928]

>>53659744
i just want a cool loyal hot woman who wants to just hang out at home all day and vape weed (healthier than smoking), is that so much to ask? i don't want to "go out" and "do things". i want to shitpost on the internet and play video games and enjoy various forms of art.

[Anonymous No.53659931]

>>53659899
Imagine the smell.

[Anonymous No.53659933]

Oh shit, EBT is getting cut next month, isn't it? Short WMT and DG.

[Anonymous No.53659935]

>>53659917
nobody was ever buying mutant fish bro

[Anonymous No.53659938]

>market down
>oil up

[Anonymous No.53659963]

>>53659850
I hope mahomey loses again

[Anonymous No.53659972]

SOXL nigga. You ok?

[Anonymous No.53659984]

>G7+ PRICE CAP COALITION OFFICIAL: ANY RUSSIAN PRODUCTION CUTS WILL DISPROPORTIONATELY HURT DEVELOPING COUNTRIES
yeah no shit
lmao, haha even

[Anonymous No.53659989]

>>53659899

Me and another both hire Colombian women. I believe the other anon uses cam sites. I use Instagram and search for young Colombians going to college because usually are in need of more money.

I have also tried to solicit a really hot Mexican chick but she keeps denying me because she has a boyfriend. However she keeps messaging me and tries to maintain a relationship with me.

The best part is that all of this is paid with my OIL gains.

[Anonymous No.53659991]

>>53659885
what's going on in this webm

[Anonymous No.53659996]

>AMC baggies
How do you continue to hold a dying company that already squeezed

[Anonymous No.53660004]

>>53659984
>G7: "Russia's production cuts are hurting developing countries!"
>G7: "You developing countries trying to build your own O&G industries are killing the planet! You must stop!"

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53660008]

xlf literally holding the market up

[Anonymous No.53660011]

>>53659991
She's recently gone crazy because satanic lifestyle she's had to live to get famous broke her. Sad. Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.53660013]

>>53659744
Woman? Look closely anon.

[Anonymous No.53660017]

>>53659984
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53660018]

>>53660004
>G7+ PRICE CAP COALITION OFFICIAL: IT IS CRITICAL NOT TO TAKE RUSSIAN STATEMENTS ABOUT OIL PRODUCTION CUTS AT FACE VALUE.
they already coping

[Anonymous No.53660025]

>>53659991
A white person called her the N word.

[Anonymous No.53660027]

When would be a good time to close our BBBY shorts?
We riding this shit to 0 or 0.70 or $1?

[Anonymous No.53660032]

>>53659758
>Hungry Hungry Hippos: Hasidic version

[Anonymous No.53660036]

>>53660013
>look closer at the Jewish monstrosity
No I don’t think I will

[Anonymous No.53660043]

>>53659989
how much money does this cost? and are you in columbia or doing it somewhere in the US? honestly curious about the details. wish i could do this if i ever make it. i just want women for sex and kinda hate what they've done to society otherwise.

[Anonymous No.53660044]

>>53659991
looks like a big dose of safe and effective.

[Anonymous No.53660048]

Which company or other investments did you lose money on?

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53660047]

>>53659931
probably smells like ASS

[Anonymous No.53660059]

>>53659991
Thinking about Chet Hanx

[Anonymous No.53660061]

>>53659931
Imagine the ungodly winds that emit this haggis sausage

[Anonymous No.53660066]

does double top formation matter if it is a commodity?

[Anonymous No.53660068]

Name a bigger scam than PLTR

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53660077]

>>53660068
tesla

[Anonymous No.53660078]

>>53660068
My birth

[Anonymous No.53660085]

>>53660018
>IT IS CRITICAL NOT TO TAKE RUSSIAN STATEMENTS ABOUT OIL PRODUCTION CUTS AT FACE VALUE.
Except that's worse lol. Like I said last thread, there's a chance (say 30%) the statement is true at face value and the cut really is voluntary. But if production is declining because of sanctions, errrybody is S.O.L.

[Anonymous No.53660088]

>>53660048
I eat my loss after the DIS pop yesterday, felt like a good opportunity to throw those bags away. looks like the correct move. fuck the mouse

[Anonymous No.53660096]

>>53660068
Let me guess, the suits sold off their shares again?

[Anonymous No.53660114]

>>53660068
The market as a whole.

[Anonymous No.53660120]

>>53660068
ARKK

[Anonymous No.53660135]

>>53659795
I'll go $100 on the chiefs because inverse cramer applies everywhere.

[Anonymous No.53660136]

>>53660068
DAX

[Anonymous No.53660146]

I just can't fathom how the market can make these moves with out any news to guide it. It's incredible really.

[Anonymous No.53660154]

>>53660135
fuck, I did not even consider this angle fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53660161]

>>53659795
I took the eagles and the giants for $50 each right before they played eachother. So I got +500 odds on the Eagles already locked in. Then I got into a bunch of pools, so hopefully I can wake up Monday with a massive hang over and some extra money in my pocket.

[Anonymous No.53660162]

>>53660146
>with out any news
bruh

[Anonymous No.53660167]

>>53660146
>just can't fathom how the market can make these moves with out any news to guide it. It's incredible really


Can you fathom how it has been pumping for weeks on no news and even bad news?

EXIT LIQUIDITY

[Anonymous No.53660169]

>>53660146
>He doesn't know the news

[Anonymous No.53660172]

>>53660008
I'd say XLE is being today's powerhouse.

[Anonymous No.53660171]

>>53660146
Algos, speculators, options enjoyers, there are lots of reasons.

[Anonymous No.53660173]

SOXL sisters.. i don't feel to good....

[Anonymous No.53660179]

>>53659795
There are no good options. If the Eagles win it means Filthadelphia wins something, if the Chiefs win it means Mutthomes wins something.

[Anonymous No.53660187]

How my TRUFF boys doing
>TRUFF TRUFF

[Anonymous No.53660193]

>>53660043

Well I start off by messaging them. Small talk. Ask about what state they live in, etc. You have to build somewhat of a relationship before you can introduce the money part. I’ve messaged at least 100+ women through Instagram before I would get one to talk to me. But once you connect with someone, and hopefully it’s a chick with whatever features you desire. I found two young Colombian chicks that live in Caqueta, which is fairly rural and remote. They are hour glass shaped with huge bundas.

Anyways once you get the friendship set up, you start to introduce money into the conversations. Ask if they would be willing to pose in like a swimsuit or underwear for some money. But make sure you find out their financial situation beforehand. I always make sure they have an iPhone because they will end up wanting to text you about your day and send you random nudes because they will feel obligated because they want money. And you don’t want an expensive phone bill from international text messages. As long as they have wifi and an iPhone, you can text anyone without being charged international rates because of iMessages. (AKA blue text bubbles)

I pay them through PayPal because it’s pretty much universal for sales now. Just send the money as friends and family. Once you have things established just discuss what you want. I always tell them it’s a straight transaction. Photos and videos for money. you can negotiate whatever you want to pay. I pay like $40/month for whatever I ask for from them. Sometimes when I’m feeling generous I’ll ask them if they want a new outfit or something. I always ask for them show me the price of the clothing and then tell them to wear it for me.

There’s a lot more to it but that’s the jist

[Anonymous No.53660200]

>>53660068
SKYT, maybe

[Anonymous No.53660205]

what's for breakfast, /biz/?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53660207]

>>53660179
>There are no good options
This is where you're wrong. Maholmes could have a career ending injury, and the Chiefs still win. That'd be a win-win amirite?

[Anonymous No.53660210]

>>53660068
Bayhorse
a literal actual scam, not just a poor investment

[Anonymous No.53660219]

Henlo sers, should I spend 3.5k buying ten of these contracts?

[Anonymous No.53660222]

>>53660205
>breaking your fast before 5pm
why though?

[Anonymous No.53660224]

>>53660205
damn bruh that looks good

[Anonymous No.53660225]

I haven't slept in 38 hours and am constantly being spooked by movement in my peripheral vision. When I turn my head there is nothing there.
Few more hours and I will be completely in sync with the other dimension and move my money to their stock market.

[Anonymous No.53660231]

>>53660222
Dis nigga practicin' Ramadan lmaooooo

[Anonymous No.53660233]

>>53660225
k
keep us posted

[Anonymous No.53660237]

>>53660225

[Anonymous No.53660238]

>>53660219
Are those the credit suisse ones?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53660240]

>>53660225
Dude, the market is going to be closed before you're actually fully in synch with the other dimension. You done fucked up and you're going to have to stay awake until Monday morning now.

[Anonymous No.53660243]

>>53660225
Remember that money transfers take 3 galactic rotations to settle.

[Anonymous No.53660250]

>>53660237
Bobos are not welcome there. Please stay where you are.

[Anonymous No.53660262]

>>53660231
>go to canada for training
>intermittent fasting
>its just me and a bunch of mussies working during lunch
>constantly have to tell them im not muslim
>thought maybe they might actually be cool if I got to know them
>i got to know them
>no they are not cool

[Anonymous No.53660268]

>>53659613
pls shop her holding a minigun bc strong waman

[Anonymous No.53660269]

>>53660225

[Anonymous No.53660274]

We red at close. Nobody wants to hold this mf through the weekend.

[Anonymous No.53660272]

>>53660205
girlfirends making pancakesss

why do all you scrotes have those cringe glowing keyboards lol

[Anonymous No.53660278]

>>53660068
Why do you think PLTR is a scam?

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53660281]

>>53660172
xle can perform well but as soon as xlf turns down especially with apple it doesnt matter for the shit and poop

[Anonymous No.53660290]

>>53660205
>keyboard lights
What a waste of energy. Cancererous LED culture.

[Anonymous No.53660295]

>>53660269
>eastern "medicine" still exists because placebo/doing nothing is better than shoving your mouth full of pills
what a time to be alive

[Anonymous No.53660298]

>>53660169
what´s the news?

[Anonymous No.53660300]

Junk bonds are crashing. This is not a dip you buy

[Anonymous No.53660307]

>>53660278
Its massively overvalued, constantly dilutes stock by giving it to directors who dump on retail, and it only dumps.

[Anonymous No.53660309]

>>53660269
Reminds me of pic related

[Anonymous No.53660310]

>>53660298

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53660312]

>>53660300
yeah junk bonds are in that zone where extremely bad things happen to markets
problem is all those extremely bad times were literal decades ago

[Anonymous No.53660313]

>>53660146
What moves? It’s down like 2% in a couple of days.

[Anonymous No.53660314]

[Anonymous No.53660315]

>>53660173
This is just a dip bro

[Anonymous No.53660319]

>>53659613
What happens if the stock market stays at 33,000 for the next hundred years and no stocks change price and no one buys them or sells

[Anonymous No.53660322]

bobo eatin good today

[Anonymous No.53660324]

>>53660307
>it's a scam because stock is down
>in a bear market

ok good I thought you had a real argument or anything like that

[Anonymous No.53660326]

>>53660262

[Anonymous No.53660330]

WTF WHY IS LINE GOING DOWN? NOBODY TOLD ME LINE COULD GO DOWN

[Anonymous No.53660331]

>>53660068
CRBP. Everyone seems to have forgotten about that shit here. literally named crap i mean what do you want. it's $0.16 now btw.

[Anonymous No.53660334]

>>53660310
fuck, i figured it would take till that day to take the hit. guess everyone is cashing out before the weekend.

[Anonymous No.53660336]

>>53660324
Nigger, I told you. They dilute shareholders by giving stock awards to insiders, who then dump.

[Anonymous No.53660343]

>>53660334
spoiler alert: sell your puts by monday

[Anonymous No.53660344]

>>53660068
Posted last night their CAO resigned effectively tomorrow after Q10 and to short shares or buy puts. Instead of having a legit conversation about the company nose diving the board wanted to talk about cars they’ll never drive.

[Anonymous No.53660346]

>>53660146
>WHAT LE HECK???? I NEED LE HECKIN BIG NEWS TO INVEST I NEED BASED EPICARINO JP TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO

[Anonymous No.53660348]

NRGU can't be stopped we pumping hard

[Anonymous No.53660351]

>>53660319
It would be nice to have that kind of market stability.

[Anonymous No.53660353]

And thus we head right back under the 200 day moving average as this was yet another failed breakout. Stocks will never go back up again ever.

[Anonymous No.53660355]

>>53660193
>There’s a lot more to it but that’s the jist

[Anonymous No.53660358]

>>53660120
I hold ARKK and chainlink.

[Anonymous No.53660362]

>>53660309
kek just checked it and this bot is still active

[Anonymous No.53660364]

I lost my bussy trying to trade NatGas over the last few days. Never again.

[Anonymous No.53660369]

>>53660237

[Anonymous No.53660371]

>>53660319
Brokers go out of commission. Investors still get divvies.

[Anonymous No.53660372]

>>53660336
AQB dilutes shareholders much more and it's a great investment

[Anonymous No.53660378]

>>53660362
Maybe we can create a new ticker for it like NGGR

[Anonymous No.53660385]

>>53660348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9-7uLg-DZU

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53660387]

i would short the shit out of $nggr

[Anonymous No.53660397]

>>53660364
How'd you mess that up? I even gave a bottom signal by pretending to be in KOLD klan.

[Anonymous No.53660398]

>>53660378
Probably wouldn't survive more than a day considering that people can't take a joke nowadays.

[Anonymous No.53660401]

My TLT doin a lil somthin. And I don't like it.

[Anonymous No.53660404]

>>53660362
>>53660309
i actually own this stock. i keep it in my portfolio to remind myself of how dumb of a decision that was. probably will go to $0 but i don't really care, and maybe im wrong and it'll be bought out or something some day and i'll make money. and yeah i always thought the bot was funny. didn't really get people to buy the stock though, obviously.

[Anonymous No.53660405]

>>53660372
Palantir is not sexy. Look at that duuuude

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53660406]

This happens every year. Everybody sells all their stocks ahead of the super bowl to place large wagers on the winning team, and then all that money comes back into the market the following week once the bets settle. This is one of those #BuyTheDip days.

#Hashtagging #Investing #SuperBowlSunday

[Anonymous No.53660409]

>>53660387
>Trying to short against all the money Blackrock would pour in

[Anonymous No.53660411]

>>53660385

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53660412]

thanks for buying calls retards, back to regularly scheduled skid

[Anonymous No.53660414]

>>53660378
>Nigger (NYSE:NGGR) bills itself as a leading global cotton picking group that focuses on finding, picking and processing the Earth’s cotton resources.

[Anonymous No.53660417]

>>53660397
Using too much leverage, and stops being too tight.

Only play money, so w/e.

[Anonymous No.53660418]

imagine being such an attention whore

[Anonymous No.53660430]

>>53660088
Look like a good move. They still have the "name". But what's behind it?

[Anonymous No.53660431]

>>53660401
Would you lend money to Carvana? How about the homeless guy outside the gas station? No?

Then why the fuck would you lend money to Joe Biden and Kamala Harris?

[Anonymous No.53660436]

>>53660414
can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.53660444]

>>53660404
I keep shares of RIGL for the same reason. Fortunately I sold most near $3 at relatively smaller loss. Still a nice reminder to not fall for "DD" in biomeme discussions.

[Anonymous No.53660446]

>>53660405
Better look at the mirror (pic related).
Keep buying terminal cancer companies that buy back stock with debt so you can think its undervalued.

[Anonymous No.53660454]

>>53660431
nearly 5% while core inflation is a tick above 5% and likely below 5% by March

[Anonymous No.53660455]

10Y Computer
DXY Computer

Not looking good mumu

[Anonymous No.53660464]

>>53660414
all in

[Anonymous No.53660470]

>posts astroturfed meme
>expects his text to be read
nice try shitposter

[Anonymous No.53660473]

>>53660272
What's wrong, jealous?

[Anonymous No.53660474]

>>53660446
>t. PLTR Bagholder extrodinaire

[Anonymous No.53660478]

My friend has a portfolio like this
>80% equities (value stocks)
>80% managed futures using trend following (12 months to 3 months MA signals), scaled to the expected volatility of the stocks
>20% in T-bills (the margin for the futures)

Is it a good portfolio?

[Anonymous No.53660483]

>>53660430
I did DIS as a reopening play and it was the biggest dogshit bag I held because muh reopening was a nothingburger
so I held far too long and said I'll sell after earnings anyway if up or down.. they popped because CEO changed, they will pay divies again, do some restructuring and other stuff with streaming, but it's a slow mover so I couldn't bother holding that

[Anonymous No.53660485]

Scotch whisky exports broke records in 2022, growing to more than £6 billion for the first time.

The Asia-Pacific region overtook the EU as the industry’s largest regional market, with double-digit growth in Taiwan, Singapore, India and China as the post-Covid recovery continued.

India has also now replaced France as the largest Scotch whisky market by volume. Scotch whisky still only comprises 2% of the Indian whisky market, despite double digit growth. However, SWA analysis suggests that a UK-India free trade deal which eases the 150% tariff burden on Scotch whisky in India could boost market access for Scottish producers, in turn allowing for an additional £1 billion of growth over the next five years.

Established whisky markets in the EU — including France, Germany and Spain — saw strong growth in 2022, as export bounced back following the Covid-19 pandemic.

And the US was the only market with exports valued over £1 billion, as sales continue their recovery following the impacts of tariffs on Single Malt Scotch Whisky.

[Anonymous No.53660486]

>>53660473
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.53660487]

>>53660205
doughnut and monster

[Anonymous No.53660489]

You "people" are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.53660491]

>>53660474
If you must know I'm not a bagholder (yet) and I made alot of money selling at 20$ 2 years ago.

[Anonymous No.53660493]

>>53660473
clean your fucking room right now

[Anonymous No.53660496]

>>53660478
80% + 80% + 20%

u wot m8

[Anonymous No.53660501]

>>53660454
It'll likely be steady above 5% by March. We've lost the shakeout discount in energy and are quickly running out of frozen refineries & seasonality that tamps down on oil prices.

Best case, your bonds pay out 5% over a decade with 7% (real) inflation. Worst case, you get the Greece treatment as governments soak bondbaggies to defend Grandma's social security.

[Anonymous No.53660502]

Orange Juice futures are falling.
This wasn't supposed to be the case.

[Anonymous No.53660503]

>>53660478
>80%
>80%
>20%

[Anonymous No.53660509]

>>53660485
He’s making a frozen margarita there, not a whisky sour

[Anonymous No.53660511]

>>53660489
who you calling "people", bucko?

[Anonymous No.53660520]

WHAT THE FUCK /SMG/
YOU TOLD ME AI STOCKS WERE THE FUTURE
I BOUGHT AI AT $27 AND NOW IT'S $22
FUCK YOU!!!!

[Anonymous No.53660521]

>>53660493
I've washed my penis and that's all you're getting from me today.

[Anonymous No.53660524]

>This exists
>It's optionable
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.53660535]

>>53660478
>180%

[Anonymous No.53660536]

>>53660520
Retard lol

[Anonymous No.53660538]

>>53660501
the core trend is still steady, utilities and energy had a small expected bump in January that has been erased already. Sub 5 by March. reddit flation has core at 5.3

[Anonymous No.53660543]

>>53660520
>*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*
>*RATTLE* *RATTLE* *RATTLE* *RATTLE*

HELLO

>*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*

HELLO

>*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*

[Anonymous No.53660548]

>>53660511
You, homo erectus with a keyboard.

[Anonymous No.53660551]

>>53660520
we were joking, kek, fucking baggte, kek

[Anonymous No.53660557]

>>53660520
Explain what C3 Ai does in 3 or fewer sentences.

[Anonymous No.53660560]

You guys have scared off scoopsies. You've scared off my sweet bb boy and I don't know if I can forgive you for that. You better hope he comes back!

[Anonymous No.53660565]

>>53660524
>doesnt even move a dollar
>calls are flat till expiration
cool pick bro

[Anonymous No.53660566]

>>53660520
BUDDY

We told you people not to get involved in that. And we told you two weeks ago to CANCEL ALL ORDERS. This is what happens to the bulls when they get dat exuberance. BUDDY you could have done it a long time ago. We told you.... about the DOW history.

[Anonymous No.53660570]

>>53660560
That's what he gets for being an attention whore namefag who needs validation from retards on a money losing speed run forum.

[Anonymous No.53660577]

>>53660520
The future is in goyslop. Just look at PEP computer.
Once AI takes over, serfs will be turned into cattle and will be fed with mashed potatoes and worms.made according to original recipe by Lays.

[Anonymous No.53660582]

>>53660570
Nah, I just want a little bit of attention.

[Anonymous No.53660583]

>>53660560
I missed the picture of his face. Someone repost it please?

[Anonymous No.53660588]

>>53660570
there's no speed running here tardo

[Anonymous No.53660589]

>>53660560
I mean he literally doxxed me and told me I'll be fine. So maybe he will be fine too. Stop being a pussy.

[Anonymous No.53660592]

>BUY THE DIP

[Anonymous No.53660593]

>>53659613
What are good investments during high inflation and high interest rates periods?

[Anonymous No.53660597]

>TSLA shorts printing
>NVDA shorts printing
you still have time to jump on

[Anonymous No.53660598]

>>53660582
Go buy some more hookers you gayface motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.53660602]

Why is natgas pumping?

[Anonymous No.53660606]

>>53660597
I'm shorting COIN since Feds are talking about crypto

[Anonymous No.53660612]

>>53660582
here, have a (you) don't spend it all in one place ok

[Anonymous No.53660614]

>>53660588
>there's no speed running here tardo
It is when you are using options.

You ARE using 0DTE calls right?

[Anonymous No.53660615]

>>53660588
OK some of us are on the GMod-Factorio grind plan.

[Anonymous No.53660619]

>>53660496
>>53660503
>>53660535
He's trading the futures on margin. He's long/short in bonds, commodities, and currencies, and short-only in equities. The managed futures strategy is scaled to have the same expected volatility as the stocks portfolio and he has an 80% exposure to (value) stocks. The 20% is the margin for the futures, so the total portfolio is 80%+80%=160%, i.e. 1.6x leverage. You get implicit leverage from futures because they're traded on margin.

[Anonymous No.53660621]

>>53660593
Gas chambers

[Anonymous No.53660623]

>>53660593
not posting in this general and reporting every shitposter

[Anonymous No.53660625]

>>53660570
And you'll be "getting" something soon in return...

[Anonymous No.53660637]

>>53660597
I am only shorting stuff i want to buy.

[Anonymous No.53660639]

>>53660602
Uhhh, is this a double bottom?

[Anonymous No.53660649]

>>53660625

[Anonymous No.53660648]

>>53660225
Wtf are you telling us for? You should be posting on the other dimension’s /biz/ board.

[Anonymous No.53660652]

>>53660520
Sell now and save what you can.

[Anonymous No.53660654]

I got $10.5k puts on Ecolab (ECL).

Hopefully it do go down

[Anonymous No.53660655]

>>53660597
You think we crash more over the weekend? Last time I closed my shorts too early and missed out on a lot of money. But also I'm tired of pumping on no news and bad news and getting crushed.

[Anonymous No.53660657]

>>53660619
extremely fearful crab start

[Anonymous No.53660666]

>>53660589
Ran poster is that you?

[Anonymous No.53660667]

>>53660639
for now

[Anonymous No.53660681]

>>53660666
Damn did he also dox ran poster? Is that why ran is never around anymore?

[Anonymous No.53660686]

>>53660657
What?

[Anonymous No.53660687]

>tsla
Wtf bros.

[Anonymous No.53660695]

There isn’t much time. Look at VVIX. I bought QQQ outs last Friday.

Because I saw the eye through the glass.

The silence begins to break.


Forest. Not quiet

Look at VVIX vs VIX futures term structure

VVIX going up while VIX futes are in contango still. I’m warning you. You still have time.

[Anonymous No.53660697]

>>53660687
I boughted a few days ago, sorry

[Anonymous No.53660698]

>>53660648
Prove me that I'm not posting in another dimension already

[Anonymous No.53660700]

>>53660687
I'm not touching that thing with a ten foot pole either way. Watch it pump again on friday, wrecking bobos.

[Anonymous No.53660708]

>>53660697
Why did you buy TSLA in the middle of a recession even though it just did a +100% in one month?

[Anonymous No.53660710]

>>53660686
1.6 leverage basically delta neutral. No matter where the market goes, or crabs, this strat is dog shit

[Anonymous No.53660712]

Everyone is saying CPI will be hot and loading up on puts, imagine the heeming when they're wrong and inflation drops for yet another month.

[Anonymous No.53660714]

>>53660681
Yes. They both worked at Amazon at one point and he sniffed him out.

[Anonymous No.53660713]

>>53660655
I expect both TSLA and NVDA going down far lower
only thing holding the market up is CPI hopium for next week. you might want to close before print for any scam pump if you're scared holding through. I'll double down if it scams higher.

[Anonymous No.53660722]

>>53660697
I bought in at $185.
Got some breathing room.

[Anonymous No.53660725]

>>53660700
isnt today friday

[Anonymous No.53660727]

>>53660509
Thanks

[Anonymous No.53660729]

>>53660710
>Expecting /biz/ to know what delta neutral is

[Anonymous No.53660730]

>>53660654
why would you short a boring soap seller? they'll always have business

[Anonymous No.53660731]

>>53660714
What a sociopath.

[Anonymous No.53660732]

>>53660695
I screencapped that one to bring it up as a prime example of a retard when the meltup happens

[Anonymous No.53660739]

I think I need a new direction for my portfolio.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g

[Anonymous No.53660742]

>>53660731
Let's be honest with ourselves, everyone that posts here has at least a screw or two loose.

[Anonymous No.53660744]

>>53660713
this, next week's CPI will be a huge market moving event in one direction or the other

[Anonymous No.53660748]

>>53660731
tripfags do it to themselves

[Anonymous No.53660751]

>>53660654
Short POWW instead

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53660753]

>>53660557
bounces off the lows for big gains

[Anonymous No.53660755]

>>53660742
We're all a little mad here.

[Anonymous No.53660756]

i bought some tsla at 160, sold half at 195, maybe shoulda sold the rest when it crossed 200 but whatever. if it dips back to 170 ill sell the rest, but ill buy more if it goes much below 150.

[Anonymous No.53660757]

>>53660744
The massive dump for the last week is pricing in .6 MoM CPI. Markets are forward looking.

[Anonymous No.53660758]

>>53660730
Chemical supply chain is causing a significant amount of pressure on ECL's margins. In p much all their past earnings reports, they've been unable to mitigate this. Thus, I think the market is overvaluing the stock. When the earnings report comes out on the 14th, I think it'll drop a bit.

I dunno what I'm doing, just a vibe thing. Hopefully it do go down.

[Anonymous No.53660765]

>>53660756
don't even joke like it's going down that far again

[Anonymous No.53660769]

>>53660729
Am I wrong and most of these "anons" are not annoying contrarian shitposters, but really that massively retarded?

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53660771]

>>53660614
damn you got fucked son

[Anonymous No.53660773]

Give me a random stock to invest into, I feel like being silly.

[Anonymous No.53660775]

>>53660710
Please explain, I'm not sure what that means because I'm not a finance guy. My friend says that both stocks and managed futures using trend following have positive expected returns, negative expected correlations during equity drawdowns, and low expected correlations in general so they "expand the efficient frontier". It has something to do with volatility (risk) and return.

[Anonymous No.53660779]

>>53660773
TXT

[Anonymous No.53660785]

>The wildest low-budget horror film return is prob “Paranormal Activity”: originally made for $15k (but was later touched up) and went on to gross $193m.

>Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey was made for <$100k. Would be bonkers if it broke $100m.


Holy fucking shit, I’m going to just invest in low budget found footage horror movies. Those returns are absolutely insane. Primary production company investors would be basically be making a lifetime of money from a few hundreds or thousands $$ invested

[Anonymous No.53660790]

>>53660773
My friend's biggest position is in DILLARDS INC. You should buy that stock.

[Anonymous No.53660799]

>>53660589
>I mean he literally doxxed me and told me I'll be fine.
James?

[Anonymous No.53660812]

>>53660708
I'm getting better at this market thing, but I still make retard mistakes here and there like that
Lesson learned

[Anonymous No.53660816]

>>53660775
>market goes up
less returns
>market goes down
less loss
>market crabs
Theta rape

[Anonymous No.53660819]

>>53660755
Obligatory

https://youtu.be/KMU0tzLwhbE

[Anonymous No.53660818]

>>53660773
CIX

[Anonymous No.53660822]

>>53660785
I've been interested ever since I saw the returns on Terrifier 2 (And I love horror) but I don't know where the fuck you'd even get started trying to offer these people money.

[Anonymous No.53660824]

>>53660773
CS

[Anonymous No.53660829]

>>53660773
WILC. Remember to say "I hate Palestine" when you buy it.

[Anonymous No.53660834]

>>53660822
I want to see terrifier 2. I should definitely pirate it.

[Anonymous No.53660843]

This is the end.

[Anonymous No.53660846]

>>53660816
My friends says that managed futures with trend following is expected to do well in times of higher volatility when equities typically do poorly...unless it's a 1987 type crash, but he says that the 1.6x leverage is small enough so that he'll most likely be fine.

[Anonymous No.53660847]

>>53660799
Jessie?

[Anonymous No.53660853]

>>53660843
The end of what?

[Anonymous No.53660861]

>>53660822
>>53660834
Terrifier 2
>Box office: $14.8 million
>Budget: $250,000
Goddamn those are solid returns. Low budget horror is weirdly remunerative

[Anonymous No.53660865]

>>53660843
My only friend?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA

I'm still up on the year, can't complain.

[Anonymous No.53660869]

>>53660593
https://www.lynalden.com/investing-during-stagflation/

[Anonymous No.53660871]

>>53660847
James D. from Detroit? if I remember correctly..

[Anonymous No.53660877]

>the $200 TSLA put expiring today that I bought yesterday as a joke is up 800%
nice meme

[Anonymous No.53660876]

>>53660846
SWIY should either do no leverage if he is a little shitter or pick a direction and gamble to make bank. anything else not worth it unless you get fantastic yield that feathers the theta blow instead of paying for management fees on top of being raped

[Anonymous No.53660888]

>>53660775
Tell him to buy an Index bro, he'll be better off.

Kek.

[Anonymous No.53660899]

>>53660843

[Anonymous No.53660906]

>>53660877
SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.53660913]

Energy sector comrades, we rise.

[Anonymous No.53660923]

>>53660888
>>53660899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhPaWIeULKk

I'm just sitting here waiting for my divies, playing for .50 an hour.

[Anonymous No.53660928]

>>53660913

[Anonymous No.53660936]

>>53660876
>>53660888
I just own VT personally. My friend says that he doesn't deal with options. He just says that "value stocks have higher expected returns because they have higher discount rates". He looks a B/M and profitability and guys 200 global value stocks. He says that trend following has a positive expected return and a low or negative correlation to equities so they make the portfolio more diversified. He lives in Puerto Rico now btw because of some tax thing. He sold his tech company to Google.

I don't know. It sounds too complicated for me. I just buy VT as I said, but I just wanted to hear if you think what he does makes sense.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53660944]

How the fuck do retards like Scoops and Comfy manage to get doxxed and you faggots haven't doxxed me yet?

[Anonymous No.53660955]

>>53660944
We've doxxed you and your sideways pussy like 10 times ya dumb heeb.

[Anonymous No.53660961]

>>53660944
Because you've already doxxed yourself plenty of times baggot. You would get drunk and then post a bunch of personal stuff about you here.

[Anonymous No.53660960]

>>53660944
we have pics from your jewface and your (ex) gook

[Anonymous No.53660962]

>>53660936
Is he a 60 year old boomer dropping north of 100K each year for decades into his game? If no, makes no sense

[Anonymous No.53660963]

>>53660906
I did, lol.

[Anonymous No.53660967]

>>53660944
It's amazing since you also managed to accidentally post gookfu tits and a screen shot of your trip code.

[Anonymous No.53660968]

>>53660944
Scoops drug addiction and HIV due to massive amounts of fucking homeless men lead to poor decision making

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53660974]

my indicators say the markets probably going to melt up now

[Anonymous No.53660976]

>>53660962
He's in his late 30s. He has a net worth of like 60 million.

[Anonymous No.53660982]

>>53660712
Nigga, there have been inflation misses but no chance in HELL it goes below 0.1% MoM.

[Anonymous No.53660984]

>>53660974
He wasn't wrong, just early.

[Anonymous No.53660985]

WHERE U AT SOXL SPAMMER? FUCKIN DIPSHIT I TOLD U

[Anonymous No.53660993]

>>53660765
i dont see why it wouldnt. markets are apparently retarded to the point where people will sell TSLA from $400 down to $100 just because the CEO bought a stupid social media platform and annoyed a bunch of people.

its literally nonsense because theres only two ways of thinking here that are sensible - if you think Elon is key to the success of Tesla, i can see thinking the distraction of Twitter will hurt the company, but if you think Elon is a genius who built Tesla by himself, you shouldn't be worried that he'd let it fail over some stupid social media platofmr.

Or, you might think Elon is an idiot, and that he's an idiot for buying Twitter, but in that case you shouldn't think that him being distracted would affect Tesla, because you think he's an idiot anyway.

Instead, people apparently think Elon is an idiot, but also think him being gone will hurt Tesla - that's literally nonsense.

Not saying the stock deserved to be at $400 but there was no real reason for it to drop as far as it did - meaning it could easily drop again if Elon does something else stupid. So I hope he does. I hope he runs for Senator of wherever the fuck he lives, and makes a real ass of himself.

[Anonymous No.53661001]

>>53660712
put call ratio disagrees

[Anonymous No.53661005]

bread almost dead. I'll do my duty and post picrel and get banned until I change my IP (again)
imagine this guy larping as a gorilla nigger with spray paint on a mongolian basket weaving imageboard
lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.53661012]

>>53660984
But we can say that about everyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DyziWtkfBw

[Anonymous No.53661013]

>>53660993
It only got to that insane level because of retail speculation, why do you think it wouldn't happen in reverse?

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53661015]

>>53661005
respectable white lad

[Anonymous No.53661027]

>GAYMF got rid of its ticker
>It's now GAYMD
>Galway Gold is trading under GAYGF

[Anonymous No.53661031]

What happened to the epic crash?

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53661035]

>>53661031
it takes a bit relax look at the 1 hour chart and zoom out
it never goes straight down

[Anonymous No.53661039]

>>53660993
>Not saying the stock deserved to be at $400 but there was no real reason for it to drop as far as it did
what if I told you there was no real reason for it to pump as far as it did? there were plenty of reasons for TSLA to fall.
>Elon keeps selling (is probably selling today)
>Car price drops because demand is an issue
>the embarrassment that is the Tesla robot
>his Twitter buyout has revealed he is a complete manchild who needs to be coddled because otherwise he'll fire you

[Anonymous No.53661044]

>>53660993
No one is buying these shitty cars. They are badly built and overpriced. The chinks make better stuff right now and rather buy insektoid vehicles.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53661047]

>>53660967
well everyone was posting their waifus so i posted my gookfu so you knew I was cool and I could fit in with you autistic people.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53661051]

theres no reason for tesla to exist in the first place its just a stupid meme fart car

[Anonymous No.53661052]

>>53661013
I'm saying it could do anything, because people apparently base their trading decisions on how much they like Elon that day, rather than on anything that has to do with the company. Personally I think $200 is a reasonable value considering the current pe of 55ish at a price of 190ish and the rapid rate at which its expanding and paying down debt (9 billion down to 1.5 billion in two years). So i probably shouldve sold at 200 the other day, but whatever.

[Anonymous No.53661059]

>>53661012
Oh shit I now remember RHCP.

[Anonymous No.53661063]

>>53660771
I thought we were melting down

[Anonymous No.53661068]

>>53660928
Oh. It's him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J2QdDbelmY
You could argue that not investing in petrol is asking to hand away cash. I don't hold enough, I don't think, but this price isn't a long hold point. Plenty of play though, beta is sick usual.

[Anonymous No.53661076]

>>53661039
but if you think elon's an idiot, shouldnt you be glad that hes less involved in running tesla? thats what im saying.

[Anonymous No.53661087]

>>53661044
this just tells me you live somewhere sucky. probably indiana

here on the coast, there are a fucking shit ton of teslas, to the point where there are usually lines at the superchargers all day and most of the night

[Anonymous No.53661098]

>>53661052
Tesla should be valued at $90 a share, their cash flow is horrible for the foreseeable future.

[Anonymous No.53661104]

>>53661087
>on the coast
Tells me all i need to know, thank you.
Had my EQS delivered last week and and happy i got rid of my crappy S.

[Anonymous No.53661105]

>>53661098
what company with "horrible cash flow" pays off almost 8 billion of debt in two years

[Anonymous No.53661112]

>>53661087
to whit, SEV. why the fuck is the surface of the car reflecting the energy it needs to run?
>verification not required.

[Anonymous No.53661120]

>>53661076
>Bro the tesla needs a steering yoke, I insist on it, even though it's not a new idea and failed every time it was tried and is vastly inferior to the wheel
>Ok Mr musk if you say
>1yr latter off a wheel as a $700 upgrade
Ya it is a good thing for all his companies he's distracted by his Twitter addiction

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53661128]

>>53661063
indicators said not today

[Anonymous No.53661129]

are they saying that elon is great and i should buy?

[Anonymous No.53661130]

>>53661076
I personally don't care if he is or isn't involved in Tesla. That persona was what proped Tesla up, and now the reality will be what brings it down.

[Anonymous No.53661136]

the weather is nice today so i decided to go out and do some misc shopping at walmart. i'm afraid to report that society has gotten even worse than expected. this helps explain the long duration bond pricing

[Anonymous No.53661137]

>>53661105
So you’re saying it should be lower? I can agree with that.

[Anonymous No.53661147]

next
>>53661143
>>53661143
>>53661143

[Anonymous No.53661165]

>>53661136
How has society gotten worse than expected? Do you mean average consumers aren’t shopping much anymore?

[Anonymous No.53661175]

>>53661044
no one is never going to buy Chinese crap.

[Anonymous No.53661200]

>>53661175
Sell your iPhone.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53661209]

>>53661130
This is why TSLA is a great investment. TSLA is the only way to stop the world from ending due to catastrophic climate change. If TSLA fails, the world will end and you won't need money. If TSLA succeeds the world goes on and you get richer. It's a no-brainer, and people who are trying to tell you it's a bad investment are just fascist climate deniers.

[Anonymous No.53661228]

>>53661027
Thanks doc

[Anonymous No.53661269]

>>53660869
thanks

[Anonymous No.53661315]

>>53660639
No trendline not broken

[Anonymous No.53661636]

A lesson learned sometime ago is when looking for a stock to moon always look for ATH because no resistance Opposite is true Stocks that drop from 100 to 10 will meet with selling at every level Just giving back /b/ros