/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53658440]

Bobo Left The Cave Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://www.watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://www.planetnews.com/live/stock-update.html?sfw=pass1651698381

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

>Links for Mumus
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

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>>53656883

[Anonymous No.53658451]

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[Anonymous No.53658454]

ladies and gentlemen, NVDA short tranche #4/5 is now officially in the money!!!!

[Anonymous No.53658462]

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53658463]

Buy this SOXL dip. You can thank me later.

[Anonymous No.53658465]

Good morning sirs!

[Anonymous No.53658464]

how could this happen to me

[Anonymous No.53658468]

OILbros lets pump this shit

[Anonymous No.53658471]

Official thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuyyfvWeFZ8

[Anonymous No.53658472]

In the mornings I chug multiple energy drinks and so theres a 30 minute to 1 hour period where my chest is uncomfortable every morning and I have to stand up to help alleviate the discomfort

[Anonymous No.53658476]

>>53658468
God damn right

[Anonymous No.53658478]

Im 100% cash
Im never buying fake dumps or pumps ever again

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53658481]

>>53658464
its a tough market
only the strongest survive

[Anonymous No.53658485]

good morning my fellow crustaceans

[Anonymous No.53658493]

>>53658468
My oil gains are counterbalancing my other stuff, feelz gud

[Anonymous No.53658497]

Boring ass market. I might actually get some work done instead of looking at numbers and shitposting all day.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53658505]

retails pockets arent deep enough to buy this dip

[Anonymous No.53658516]

BOIL

[Anonymous No.53658518]

>>53658505
DID SOMEONE SAY "DIP"?????

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53658522]

>>53658518
hell heckin yea bro

[Anonymous No.53658523]

MOUMOU THOU BEHEEMTHE THYNESELVE

[Anonymous No.53658532]

>>53658451

[Anonymous No.53658537]

black soxl tranny lives matter

[Anonymous No.53658544]

>>53658532

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53658545]

>>53658532
she goes by cassandra now

[Anonymous No.53658549]

Closing my puts
Im sure tuesday will be a bloodbath but being up 75% is a good enough time to take profits
This market cannot be trusted

[Anonymous No.53658550]

>>53658440
>It will happen when the weather cools
>The Bobo has left the cave forever
>The price action and the volume bars will strike

[Anonymous No.53658554]

a small conservative portfolio of 50% SQQQ and 50% BOIL

[Anonymous No.53658559]

[Anonymous No.53658560]

>>53658532
How can he be so fragile

[Anonymous No.53658564]

Snib snib

[Anonymous No.53658565]

All will be well in ACB once the Federainer relieves us.

[Anonymous No.53658571]

>>53658560
Get back to work, wagie

[Anonymous No.53658574]

>>53658544
My man what the fuck is that location?

>>53658545
Which is ironic, considering Cassandra couldn't affect the future with her warnings; so his twitter whining is fruitless with that title.

[Anonymous No.53658576]

>>53658560
can i get a crunchwrap supreme and some fire sauce

[Anonymous No.53658575]

>>53658550
THE PROPHECY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>53658560
>works at taco bell
Lmao back to work, wagie.

[Anonymous No.53658577]

>>53658560
Beats working at taco bell

[Anonymous No.53658579]

I have a good feeling about today. We close green.

[Anonymous No.53658580]

ITS CRASHING

[Anonymous No.53658586]

>>53658560
lmao this nigga servin' beans

[Anonymous No.53658589]

you cant spell success without SOXS

[Anonymous No.53658590]

>>53658560
lemme get uuuuhhhh… Crunchwrap supreme, a Mexican pizza and a large Baja blast

[Anonymous No.53658591]

>>53658472
Look up the pharmacokinetics and half life of caffeine. Space your drinks apart by 1 or 2 hours and you probably won't have to deal with that.

This post sponsored by CELH, MNST, and NVO.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53658594]

>>53658574
maybe thats the point and she revels in it
like being up in her ivory tower laughing as it all burns and no one pays attention

[Anonymous No.53658600]

Markets are getting way too pessimistic about the CPI. It's going to surprise to the downside again because expectations are now so bad. 4400 by end of next week.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53658607]

>>53658580
dont have a cow man, not to assume your gender

[Anonymous No.53658609]

>>53658579
Thats one busted face

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53658614]

>>53658579
man food truck goblina looks like angel

>>53658594
get cucked by the pivot harbnigger, we're closing in the green today.

[Anonymous No.53658617]

>>53658594
If I had his net worth I'd probably fuck off from the internet entirely. Not sure why he cares. At this point I feel he's basically a paid WWE character.

[Anonymous No.53658626]

>>53658580
What did you expect?

[Anonymous No.53658627]

>>53658560
finna get me a crunchwrap bro

[Anonymous No.53658629]

>>53658609

[Anonymous No.53658634]

>>53658575
>>53658576
>>53658577
>>53658586
>>53658590
I’ve only eaten at taco bell once in my life. I just go to McDonalds if I want fast food

[Anonymous No.53658637]

>>53658464
You won't believe how much I've been listening to that song lately. Hehehe I... I am fine...

[Anonymous No.53658636]

>>53658594
She's an emo 50 year old (man). Wrong time and time again

[Anonymous No.53658640]

>>53658600
I wouldnt doubt this, thats why im closing out everything
Imagine holding during a catalyst

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53658648]

>>53658636
wrong until shes right

[Anonymous No.53658651]

>>53658627
>crunchwrap
Doesn’t look that bad in the pictures

[Anonymous No.53658654]

>>53658629
In comparison this guys face is significantly more busted, my apologies
The bangs dont help

[Anonymous No.53658663]

>>53658440
COIN IS OVERSOLD, BUY NAO

[Anonymous No.53658665]

>>53658634
>McDonalds
You could do so much better

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53658667]

TIMBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.53658668]

This is just like yesterday, wait out retail and then pick a direction

[Anonymous No.53658673]

heh

[Anonymous No.53658686]

>>53658651
you never lived until you got a couple of 4am crunchwraps

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53658687]

easiest short tesla day of my life

[Anonymous No.53658704]

What does the market tries to say. Like really, this is the most non sensical reading ever
>>53658673
hey

[Anonymous No.53658708]

>>53658663
sorry fren, not comfy enough for me

[Anonymous No.53658710]

>>53658686
I gotta be honest the 7am breakfast crunchwrap is even better
Too bad I had to stop eating breakfast

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53658712]

today retail learns you dont just step out in front of a moving freight train

[Anonymous No.53658716]

>>53658687
Are the algos panic selling? Like a first one out the door kind of thing?

[Anonymous No.53658720]

>>53658686
how come my town has to have stupid cuck taco bells that close early. even friday and saturday they're only till 1am

[Anonymous No.53658721]

FUCKING
FUCK
SILVERGATE

[Anonymous No.53658723]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.53658725]

>>53658640
The upcoming CPI will confirm a raging bull market.

[Anonymous No.53658726]

>>53658478
Let me drop something on you real quick.
“Get rich or die trying” it’s a mentality many don’t have. People don’t even want to think about bankruptcy or being poor. Yet will choose to struggle or live a NEET life with no true freedom. I will do WHAT EVER it takes to make it, straight up nigger shit too. I’ve sold drugs, I’ve robbed people, I would do it all over again to get where I am today. Still clawing my way up and I’m not slowing down. So go ahead roll over, this life isn’t for everyone.
>NGMI

[Anonymous No.53658732]

>>53658720
holy heck such horrors should be illegal

[Anonymous No.53658734]

>>53658710
>I had to stop eating breakfast

[Anonymous No.53658737]

>>53658716
p/c ratios spiked, but not really. already coming down

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53658739]

>>53658716
outside of individual penny stocks i wouldnt talk about algos so broadly, its a meme

[Anonymous No.53658740]

Pillow Soft Landing?
Did he do it?
Everyone expects inflation, but feels good about the economy anyway!?
Is this the ... yelllowie masculine bovine?

[Anonymous No.53658749]

>>53658704
People haven't yet lost their jobs, but have heard of others who have and are paying attention to the layoff meme. While this will probably tamp down their spending, their inflation expectations are rising.

tl;dr +1 to the "hard landing with more rate hikes" scenario

[Anonymous No.53658751]

I am getting unheemed at incredibly hihg speed

[Anonymous No.53658754]

>>53658740
Powell really managed to confuse everyone. Only winner. Mister crabs

[Anonymous No.53658756]

Consumer sentiment at 11 month high. Bull market.

>>53658740
Unironically yes, all evidence points towards no landing in fact.

[Anonymous No.53658761]

I'm slurping every OIL dip and you can't stop me

[Anonymous No.53658767]

Why is it so volatile on very little, some would argue even none, news?

[Anonymous No.53658766]

>>53658740
Powell runs his policy off of RNG

[Anonymous No.53658768]

>>53658740
GLIDE SLOPE CAPTURED

[Anonymous No.53658770]

>>53658634
Aww man you're missing out. Taco bell is top tier goyslop

[Anonymous No.53658772]

CAM ON TRIBESMEN, SCORE ME SOME FACKIN GREENS

[Anonymous No.53658774]

>>53658749
If you hear about the job losses, it's a recession. If it's your job, it's a depression.

SF, plenty of depression, and STD's to match.

[Anonymous No.53658784]

>>53658734
Yeah its not the most important meal of the day especially if you load up on carbs
Its basically a surefire way to crash halfway through the day, without it I can easily skip lunch too.

[Anonymous No.53658786]

SOXL will go back up to $16.50 right guys?

[Anonymous No.53658789]

>it’s another “Bobo loses his mind over a -1% day” episode

so tiresome

[Anonymous No.53658794]

OIL CHADERINOS

[Anonymous No.53658804]

>>53658560
2 Chalupas and a Baja Blast bro

[Anonymous No.53658810]

>>53658784
You know you're allowed to eat low glycemic index things for breakfast, right?

[Anonymous No.53658813]

>>53658749
>tamp down their spending, their inflation expectations are rising.
so retard bear trap to 3600, magnificent

[Anonymous No.53658815]

>>53658789
been on a profit taking and adjustment since Feb2.
i'm calling yesterday a bear trap, but time will tell.

[Anonymous No.53658820]

>>53658770
Hmm maybe I’ll try it again. Last time I went to McDonalds I ordered four double cheeseburgers. Based on this information, what should I order from taco bell?

[Anonymous No.53658826]

>>53658810
The thought never occurred to me to be completely honest

[Anonymous No.53658830]

>>53658786
welcome bagholding brother

[Anonymous No.53658833]

>>53658463
you're retarded. the industry is in deep shit for the next 3 quarters
>t. semifag

[Anonymous No.53658836]

>>53658786
Not until it hits 10

[Anonymous No.53658837]

B_____ t____ w__ i_____ O__

[Anonymous No.53658838]

We’re recoooovering

[Anonymous No.53658840]

>>53658830
He clearly is playing with options
He will not be holding anything come expiration

[Anonymous No.53658844]

>>53658837
bury the world in oil

[Anonymous No.53658847]

>>53658826
Then go forth with stable blood sugar, my son.

[Anonymous No.53658853]

>>53658844
Close. Behead those who insult OIL.

[Anonymous No.53658861]

I didn’t sell AI the other day and now I want to die

[Anonymous No.53658876]

>>53658565
Saved

[Anonymous No.53658875]

>>53658861
astro turf advertising campaign = top
always has, always will be

[Anonymous No.53658884]

>>53658840
This. I’ll roll my puts forward if I have to. I have enough bags already.

[Anonymous No.53658885]

Look at this MF DAX. Last days you burger ruined my shorts everytime cause the DAX pumped with Dow but WAY HARDER. This time I'm waiting for the pump, Dow goes up, but DAX is a PIECE OF SHIT.. I'M PRICED OUT OF MY OWN PREVIOUS SHORTS, I DON'T WANT TO OPEN LOWeR AGAIN ONLY FOR IT TO PUMP 1 hour later

[Anonymous No.53658889]

another day of having no idea what I'm doing!

[Anonymous No.53658903]

DIE TESLA DIE

[Anonymous No.53658907]

>>53658875
Hopefully it goes back up a little..

[Anonymous No.53658909]

i'm pooping right now and it's rather sticky and i think it will take a lot of paper to wipe. you have been warned.

[Anonymous No.53658913]

>>53658820
Oh boy, you got me excited now. Well first of all, you want to go with a quesarito. I then would highly recommend you get whatever box meal they are promoting at the time as well. Probably cost you less than $10.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53658915]

why don't the ai algos just trade the same 4 shares back and forth to raise the price up to asinine levels and then dump the shares onto some other inferior non intelligent algos?

[Anonymous No.53658926]

>>53658907
have you done a bit of research into those companies. Who funded them as start up, when did the vesting period end, how deep in the shitter they are funding wise and so forth?
Sorry, maybe if you hold into 2035 they might have been bought out by then and you got a little 10% rebound

[Anonymous No.53658929]

>>53658915
>he thinks that isent already happening

[Anonymous No.53658930]

>>53658915
On you, Baggie?

[Anonymous No.53658931]

It’s still a long way up until I’m positive on my calls

[Anonymous No.53658935]

If you bought puts this morning, reveal yourself you bobo shits.

REVEAL YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.53658940]

no no no Tsla dont collapse yet! i want price higher first for bigger short profits!

[Anonymous No.53658942]

I told you guys we would go up cause we dumped premarket

[Anonymous No.53658943]

>>53658913
Quesarito it is!

[Anonymous No.53658944]

CONSUMER SENTIMENT

[Anonymous No.53658950]

>>53658909
>not pooping in the shower
Hello new fren

[Anonymous No.53658952]

>>53658935
>not even open for one (1) hour

[Anonymous No.53658957]

>>53658926
No I just buy random tickers suggested by randoms on an Indonesian chicken farming board.

[Anonymous No.53658960]

do I want this chinese malware on my system? should I just stick to web browser?

[Anonymous No.53658969]

>>53658768
>>>/wsg/4956667
>Powell decides to try a maneuver called a "soft landing". Practically unheard of with central banks but sometimes used by overleveraged hedge funds.
>Powell has never actually performed a soft landing with a hedge fund. But he's attempting one now. In a 26 trillion dollar economy.
Here we go.

[Anonymous No.53658971]

>>53658960
no idea about them, but with tradestation for example the web version is vastly inferior to the desktop client

[Anonymous No.53658973]

>>53658943
Keep I. Mind the quesarito is an app exclusive. You can't even order it unless you use the app so make sure you get the app. It's worth the trouble trust me.

[Anonymous No.53658975]

I just want you guys to know I'm going to Taco Bell (YUM) for lunch. You shills did it. You sons of bitches.

[Anonymous No.53658979]

things I bought puts on:
>WING
I mentioned why I'm bearish earlier in the week.
>GEO
If Burry's 13F next week does indeed show that he followed his own "Sell." advice and is out, I suspect people to panic sell.

[Anonymous No.53658983]

I woke up too late

[Anonymous No.53658992]

>>53658969
kek

[Anonymous No.53658993]

>>53658560
He does it after every single tweet to avoid liability

[Anonymous No.53659003]

>>53658969
>Running out of fuel because somebody didn't do mass/volume conversion
Gliding a 767 is pretty fucking impressive desu senpai.

[Anonymous No.53659007]

Boring ass market, where are the fireworks

[Anonymous No.53659017]

>>53659007
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/fund/nrgu

[Anonymous No.53659022]

>>53658993
>The most famous doomer literally tweets "Sell"
The SEC should tongue his anus.

[Anonymous No.53659026]

>>53658909
Bowel/Stock Market correlation theme
https://youtu.be/iNJmtXFmy_Y

[Anonymous No.53659032]

>>53658935
I bought puts last Friday. maybe should have closed them today but I missed the timing as I was wasting time on reading old threads and looking at ewhores

[Anonymous No.53659050]

>>53658810
>>53658784
I usually have three eggs and some type of pork product for breakfast and I never crash in the middle of the day. I'm not even hungry for lunch like half of the time.

[Anonymous No.53659062]

>>53659050
i usually PEE POO PEE POO IM A STUPID AMERICAN I AM AMERICAN USA USA *sharts in mart* OOOOOHHH IM SUCH AN AMERICAN I LOVE NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.53659066]

>day traders lose money!
>TA doesn't work!

lol. lmao, even.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53659067]

I PISS FROM MY ASSS

[Anonymous No.53659070]

>>53658465
BUDDY

It's 15:32 here

[Anonymous No.53659077]

>>53659050
This is why the Jews had the egg cholesterol and pork isn't kosher campaign. The Jew fears the stable blood sugar haver.

[Anonymous No.53659079]

>shitposting goes nuclear
it's a boring crab day alright

[Anonymous No.53659081]

>>53659032
Not a waste of time at desu. Sometimes we need to review where we have been to better plot a course forward.

[Anonymous No.53659087]

>>53658935
Straight to 3000 just to btfo annoying redditors like you who refuse to capitulate and fuck off already.

[Anonymous No.53659095]

>>53659032
Name of the one on the left?

[Anonymous No.53659100]

>>53658468
BOILbros lets sit in our own shit.

[Anonymous No.53659104]

>>53658993
>to avoid liability
>you can't prove I said "Sell.", look no tweet na nanana na
lmao yeah I'm sure that's how it works

[Anonymous No.53659110]

>>53659032
those are men

[Anonymous No.53659112]

>>53659087
either i win or society collapses and money is worthless and we all die. it's a win/win either way as far as my long term holdings are concerned. i hedge my bets by learning wilderness survival and how to shoot a gun. bows are also pretty cool.

let's be real though im probably just gonna make a lot of money in a couple of years as the bull market returns to full speed ahead like it always does.

[Anonymous No.53659113]

Are you a trader or a market maker?

[Anonymous No.53659122]

>>53659100
kek

[Anonymous No.53659128]

>>53659113

[Anonymous No.53659140]

>>53659113
I buy high yield garbage in my TFSA

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53659150]

>>53659112
money actually is worthless just open your mind and a few more credit cards
and be surprised at how you can have so many things today and all you have to do is make minimum payments and free your mind from the idea that debt is real
they cant collect from you when youre dead
maxxx out your credit today before they stop letting people have credit

[Anonymous No.53659152]

Friendly reminder the bear market ends when Cathie Woods shuts down her scamfunds

[Anonymous No.53659153]

>>53659113
...Trader

[Anonymous No.53659155]

>We shall end, HOW WE BEGAN!

[Anonymous No.53659162]

>>53659032
why'd you have to post this? GOD THE FUCKIN LEG ON THE BIG GIRL IN THOSE PANTYHOSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53659173]

>>53659152
bear market ends when she starts an onlyfans

[Anonymous No.53659174]

>>53659113
Buddy I'm a retard

[Anonymous No.53659178]

>>53658726
Nigger

[Anonymous No.53659180]

>you'll be getting your soft landing
>but my soft is different than what you call soft

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53659182]

SOFT LANDING INCOMING

[Anonymous No.53659184]

where is the "inflation is -1.2% annualized" retard so I can laugh at him?

[Anonymous No.53659188]

bear market ends when cramer turns bearish again

[Anonymous No.53659198]

OH COOL THANKS JEWS

[Anonymous No.53659199]

OH THE HUMANITY

[Anonymous No.53659210]

>>53658440
I have heard scoops's face has been uncovered. Someone provide sauce please.

[Anonymous No.53659212]

>>53659198
yeah no shit inflation is still surging everywhere

[Anonymous No.53659215]

>food shortages
which never materialized
>continuous supply chain breakdowns
which never materialized
>China ceases to produce; nothing to import any longer
which never materialized

[Anonymous No.53659216]

>>53659184
Right here, and guess what? +1.2% annual is actually better than -1.2%, deflation is horrible for the economy. Go read Krugman's article on the dangers of deflation.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53659233]

>>53659198
so basically they can lie on the reports to manipulate markets and then just fix it later
people should be imprisoned for this

[Anonymous No.53659234]

>>53659113
I consider myself more of a gambler. Some would say I offer the essential service of providing liquidity.

[Anonymous No.53659236]

and just like that, we will never see TSLA above 200 ever again

[Anonymous No.53659237]

There is zero news supporting bearish case today. Sorry but I'm not selling.

[Anonymous No.53659239]

>>53659162
>>53659110
>>53659095
>>53659081
Trying to no fap. I'm 3days in. This picture is very close to making me fail.


You are welcome.

[Anonymous No.53659243]

>>53659198
>>53659212
not so fast, chuds
>inflation expectation at new ATL

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53659249]

>>53659237
bro.... theres been nothing but news
stop thinking instant gratification and think big picture
you cant cuz youre retarded and opened your robinhood account in 2020

[Anonymous No.53659250]

>>53659198
ANd (((they/them))) knew it yesterday.

[Anonymous No.53659256]

>>53659233
>people should be imprisoned for this
They will imprison (You) for mentioning it.

[Anonymous No.53659260]

>>53659239
that's actually a man.

[Anonymous No.53659262]

>>53659216
>actually better
lmao
>Go read Krugman
haha no

[Anonymous No.53659263]

>>53659095
rowsvee

[Anonymous No.53659265]

>>53659095
https://twitter.com/ywuukii/status/1620210900732121091

[Anonymous No.53659268]

>>53659216
>Inflation
Bullish
>Deflation
Bullish
>Disinflation
Bullish

mumu's... I....

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53659270]

>>53659265
theres some whores in this house

[Anonymous No.53659275]

>>53659216
>Go read Krugman's article on the dangers of deflation.
it's this motherfucking bestgolem again

[Anonymous No.53659279]

I made $20m last year shorting bobos (aka going long).
Stop playing stupid games bobos, you're going to lose everything you own.

[Anonymous No.53659288]

>>53659279
>I made $20m last year shorting bobos
can we see a screenshot of that?

[Anonymous No.53659293]

>>53659279
>made money
>in 2022
>going long
of course

[Anonymous No.53659297]

>>53659150
Do people seriously max out their credit cards without paying it off?

[Anonymous No.53659304]

>>53659210
Bannable offense now. Just go back a few threads. You’ll find it.

[Anonymous No.53659307]

>>53659210
He's a lil qt.

[Anonymous No.53659311]

>>53659279
>going long
>in 2022

[Anonymous No.53659312]

>>53659279
anon, you accidently typed an "m" after your $20

[Anonymous No.53659315]

>>53659307
thank you for your sacrifice

[Anonymous No.53659316]

>>53659260
fine you assed for this.

https://twitter.com/ywuukii/status/1607526608595714048?t=r7VhEPM8oWncr3k0F3qtDA&s=19

[Anonymous No.53659317]

>>53659288
I spent it all on hookers already. No big deal, I'll make it back very easily

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53659320]

>>53659297
debtmaxx bro
have things you want and enjoy life now
its literally all a mind game, working, saving for retirement
its all literally playing on peoples fears of being afraid of death
as soon as you accept that youre gonna die and that all you really have is today you can enjoy beating the system

[Anonymous No.53659325]

What the fuck is wrong with C, are they just all vesting and resting or what.

[Anonymous No.53659326]

>>53659215
>>53659243
Isn't that guy an actual convicted pedophile? Lmao...
>>53659311
Time to go long is now!
ALL IN BOIL
ALL IN PLATINUM
ALL IN USO/UNG
AINTNOWAY THIS DOESNT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53659331]

>>53659317
>I spent it all on hookers already.
can we see a screenshot of that?

[Anonymous No.53659332]

This rigged permabear market is dumping again on no news. I'm sick of this bullshit market.

[Anonymous No.53659334]

>>53659325
Women CEO

[Anonymous No.53659338]

>>53659307
>his sister
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG BOOOOOOOBAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53659343]

>>53659293
>>53659311
Ok I may have exaggerated some aspects of my story

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53659342]

>>53659332
all you had to do was listen to me and then you could be winning
how rigged could it be when im literally here to guide you

[Anonymous No.53659358]

>>53659331
Not safe for work buddy. You're welcome to visit me anytime you want tho. Unfortunately I might not be to pay you at the moment.

[Anonymous No.53659359]

>>53659233
stfu, antisemite
>>53659233
god damn right!

[Anonymous No.53659364]

lil bit of chicken fried

[Anonymous No.53659365]

>>53659342
Bears are inherently evil, I won't trade based on things failing and a doomer worldview. Shorting should simply be illegal, hopefully the SEC steps in eventually.

[Anonymous No.53659367]

I'm buying into AIs regardless of what the market does or believes.

[Anonymous No.53659368]

Bobobros... my unbeheeming is accelerating...

[Anonymous No.53659374]

>>53659326
I'm long energy (oil) and short the fuck out of tech. no metals
I think I'm good for 2023

[Anonymous No.53659386]

>>53659162
>GOD THE FUCKIN LEG ON THE BIG GIRL IN THOSE PANTYHOSE
If you wsg you should be able to find the webm of the russian/ukrainian girls dancing in bunny suits. Its pretty hypnotic and you can only think one thing

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53659389]

>>53659365
theres nothing doomer the market just has to go back down past covid lows over the next few years due to economic conditions and then the market can go up again
just wait for forward pe to get cheap and then long the market again its easy
until then however, 0dtes baby make all your money now then invest it in 2024/2025
also dont forget the next crypto halving is gonna be glorious too

[Anonymous No.53659398]

>>53659365
Bears are realists.

[Anonymous No.53659399]

>>53659320
Sounds like a nigger move by someone who has no one to whom they will pass on a legacy. I guess if I were a single, childless, wine roastie, or incel it wouldn’t be a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.53659401]

coomers and coomer bait posters get the filter

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53659417]

>>53659399
why would you want to bring some poor sucker into this dying nigger world or be tied to some fake lying bitch
trust nobody but yourself and live as selfishly as you can

[Anonymous No.53659424]

People really are willing to bet their entire live savings on fucking Smarterchild 2.0 lmfao

Tech is a scam. You aren’t “early” for something that’s in the news already. AI is gonna revolutionize the world, sure, but it’s not gonna be a Fucking chatbot

[Anonymous No.53659428]

>>53659367
AMD and NVDA are gonna make me fucking rich. It's the only way to protect myself from roko's basilisk as well. I laugh at all of the people who are going to be tortured in virtual reality forever because they didn't buy and hold AMD.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53659438]

>>53659424
its an overblown news story inherently to try to explain the fact that the jews are just going to dump their bags on retail now

[Anonymous No.53659441]

WHO HAS THE IMAGE OF 2SCOOPS

[Anonymous No.53659443]

>>53659424
Yeah buddy I'm sure MSFT poured $10 billy into that thing because it's worthless. Sure.

[Anonymous No.53659452]

>>53659184
They revised it? They can do that?!

[Anonymous No.53659454]

> perfectly timed the top, down to the hour
Feelin' pretty good bros. Don't look at your portfolio today.

[Anonymous No.53659464]

>>53659452
They changed the methodology or something like that

[Anonymous No.53659465]

>>53659216
>Krugman
Speak not his name. The man will bankrupt and kill us all.

[Anonymous No.53659468]

>>53659454
>"perfectly timed the top" he says
>as it goes higher

[Anonymous No.53659472]

> BBBY
Anyone else selling puts to greedy bobos? Easiest way to make money. It feels like selling tickets to Homelessland (soon in your city).

> ok that's enough shitposting for today. Sorry for being autistic

[Anonymous No.53659473]

>>53659454
Trust is a commodity bro.

[Anonymous No.53659478]

>>53659367
Based

[Anonymous No.53659477]

>nvda trade was going against me
>finally corrected
>took $200 profit
>could have made way more if i kept it open now

[Anonymous No.53659481]

>money isn't settled yet
>can't buy puts on TSLA
feelsbadman

[Anonymous No.53659488]

>>53659468
>we kindly ask for your corporation

[Anonymous No.53659492]

>>53659468
black excellence

[Anonymous No.53659494]

apple is gonna crash soon
don't ask me how I know

t. semitic individual, שלום

[Anonymous No.53659495]

WEAT is growing. We gonna be eating good soon.

[Anonymous No.53659498]

>>53659417
Because the sois and catladies are killing themselves off. Anyone itt that has kids is easily going to provide them the intellectual, genetic, and financial resources to lord over 21st and 22nd century plebs.

[Anonymous No.53659502]

>>53659150
I can't, I work in Finance and they check your credit / bankruptcies / criminal record / semen sample, etc.

[Anonymous No.53659512]

how is /smg/ celebrating black history month?

For me, it's getting some fried chicken and grape soda today while smoking weed

[Anonymous No.53659522]

>>53659477
consider the other possibility that you could have held it hoping for more and then it reversed on you and you actually lost money. remember, you can't see the future, all you can do is give yourself a probabilistic edge and then manage risk. but you can consistently make more than you lose if you do this strictly which most normies don't understand.

if i lose $4 but then i gain $6 im profitable. i lost $4 but im still making money at the end of the day, with a $2 profit after the rest cancel out. do that 10 times and that's $20. do that $100 times and that's $200, and so on. that's all this game is. it's actually incredibly simple and it kinda amazes me more people don't take advantage of it.

[Anonymous No.53659524]

>>53659512
I don't live in America.

[Anonymous No.53659526]

>>53659512
By holding shares of the next Netflix - UONE.

[Anonymous No.53659539]

>>53659524
>I don't live in America

I actually have to interact with non-American "people", yuck!

[Anonymous No.53659543]

>>53659512
I’m just not going to celebrate it (Black History)

[Anonymous No.53659544]

>>53659495
when is WEAT going up again? been underwater for a while on this shit, wondering when i should double down. $7 maybe? wheat should still be fucked but i guess the recession worries are what tanked commodities in general due to expected lack of demand? i don't fucking know. this is just gambling money for me but it feels bad holding for a while. i hate long term trades because of this, you have to wait so goddamn long to figure out whether you won or lost. day trading is superior.

[Anonymous No.53659551]

>>53659236
TSLA is still up for the week

[Anonymous No.53659553]

>>53659443
Lol found the idiot who believes technology that’s existed since like 2006 is “revolutionary” because, it just is okay?

[Anonymous No.53659559]

>>53659495
Weird, I thought the USDA crop report was Wednesday. Why's it up today?

[Anonymous No.53659561]

>>53659512
Slavery built America

[Anonymous No.53659564]

>>53659543
I respect your decision.

[Anonymous No.53659565]

>>53659524
my condolences.

[Anonymous No.53659580]

>>53659565
that's a man

[Anonymous No.53659585]

>>53659553
that doesn't refute my point in any way...

[Anonymous No.53659586]

>>53659553
Well we had smartphones in the 90's. But guess what the iPhone was.

[Anonymous No.53659591]

>>53659586
CIA tracking device?

[Anonymous No.53659596]

>>53659544
It's not a long term hold.

[Anonymous No.53659597]

>>53659478
Based Monolith delivered, I always believed he would grow into a dual wielding gigachad, but god damn, not to that extent

[Anonymous No.53659602]

>Russia plans to cut its March oil production voluntarily by 500,000 barrels a day in response to the western price caps, said Deputy Prime Minister Alexander Novak.

I love black gold swans.

[Anonymous No.53659605]

>>53658478
how do you make gains when you're 100% cash?

[Anonymous No.53659606]

>>53659522
yes, i'm declaring it a victory but i hate how it worked out. I would have opened at a better price first off if my laptop wasn't going so slow

is interactive brokers' software shit? i have an expensive laptop but it can still go slow

[Anonymous No.53659609]

Memes aside, what is causing this market crash?

[Anonymous No.53659619]

>>53659591
That. But also a, existing technology that was a step up in functionality and accessibility that snowballed into billions of dollars. Same deal with DAN/ChatGPT vs SmarterChild or Cleverbot or whatever. Tipping point shit.

[Anonymous No.53659624]

>>53659609
Fear
Specifically fear of CPI data

[Anonymous No.53659626]

>>53659609
>"crash"

drop

[Anonymous No.53659627]

>>53659609
Probably bobos who saved up enough money, since going bankrupt in October, to move the market by 1%

[Anonymous No.53659629]

>>53659565
It really sucks that I'm missing out on all the heckin diversity.

[Anonymous No.53659633]

>>53659609
jews

[Anonymous No.53659634]

>>53659565
>>my condolences

[Anonymous No.53659638]

>>53659609
To understand that, you must first think about what caused the market rally.

[Anonymous No.53659639]

>>53659602
The reason is their oil drilling infastructure is falling into disrepair without parts from western countries, I expect more cuts

[Anonymous No.53659642]

>>53659597
Pyra/Mythra had insider knowledge and longed REX.

[Anonymous No.53659645]

will oil maintain 80$ this time or should I start shorting

[Anonymous No.53659647]

>>53659609
The Fed not pivoting and/or the rate of Fed balance sheet contraction.

[Anonymous No.53659648]

>>53659070
Good afternoon sirs!

[Anonymous No.53659650]

>>53659639
That might be glowie bullshit but I'll believe it. About time that catalyst started kicking in.

[Anonymous No.53659654]

>>53659645
Not buying till you pay me $10 per barrel to take it off your hands.

Simple as.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53659656]

>>53659468
>mfw ignorant anti-semites get what they deserve

[Anonymous No.53659658]

>>53659522
Currently my biggest problem is loss aversion because of how last year turned out. I get bad feelings I should exit a trade ASAP all the time

[Anonymous No.53659659]

>>53659512
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sLldiw-Cu6s&feature=shares

[Anonymous No.53659663]

>>53659634
>trading while driving
>$1 convenient coffee
>cool blimp in the sky
kinda based tbqh

[Anonymous No.53659664]

>>53659645
we're going to $100

[Anonymous No.53659665]

>>53659647
>the rate of Fed balance sheet contraction.
Isn't this still being counteracted by that Jew Yellen being forced to shell out pennies from the treasury general account, on account of the debt ceiling?

[Anonymous No.53659677]

new

>>53659613
>>53659613
>>53659613

[Anonymous No.53659683]

>>53659654
I'll pay you, but only $5. Come on, we both know you're just going to dump it in some river somewhere.

[Anonymous No.53659704]

>>53659642
Meh meh meh, need to seize Argentum's guild SEC urgently and file complain. Insider trading is exclusivity of Nopons, meh.

[Anonymous No.53659713]

CAM ON TRIBESMEN, AS I SAID, 34k DOWIE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO; SCORE MEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.53659736]

>>53659650
It’s true, a lot of manufacturers and service company’s cancelled all orders and recalled servicemen as soon as the war started

[Anonymous No.53659779]

>>53659596
it is for me. my main plan was that i always lose money because god hates me so i figured i'd do the world a favor and end the war in ukraine by holding WEAT. seems to be working pretty well so far. i'll lose money and putin is getting fucked. worth the cost imho.

[Anonymous No.53659785]

>>53659736
Eh, not quite. The premise is true, but whether the Ruskies actually can't maintain the wells or prevent production from collapsing isn't for sure knowable. Like, industrial espionage exists.

[Anonymous No.53659808]

>>53659239
TUMMY TUMMY
I NEED A TUMMY MUMMY

[Anonymous No.53659814]

>>53659629
what 3rd world country do you live in? france?

[Anonymous No.53659849]

>>53659658
that's why risk management is a thing. it's not about any one trade it's about a large series of trades that play out the effects of a probabilistic edge.

you have to think like a casino. roulette is what, 1 or 2% house edge? yet they make millions off of that. how? you know how. do that yourself.

[Anonymous No.53659880]

>>53659659
>fetterman hospitalized due to brain problems

you get what you paid for i guess

[Anonymous No.53659888]

>>53659613
>>53659613
>>53659613