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>FRIDAY?! DRINKS AFTER WORK? HAPPY HOUR DRINKS ON FRIDAY!

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>>53658265
>ANON DID YOU KNOW THEY HAVE BOARD GAMES AT THE HAPPY HOUR? LETS PLAY UNO I LOVE THAT GAME HAHA

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>Not drinking during work hours

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>>53658353
>not drinking before work

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>>53658265
> JOIN US, ANON! IT WILL BE PHUN!

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>>53658265
>MICRO BREW IPA'S! THIS ONE TASTES LIKE ORANGE JUICE

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>>53658265
Thanks for the invite, but I'm going to go home to my wife and kids.

>> No.53658515

>>53658265
>find my coworkers annoying as fuck
>always prying into my personal life and asking me to go bowling on weekends
>do everything I can to avoid them
>they're the only ones who actually remember my birthday and bother to get me a cake/gifts, even my family doesn't call anymore to wish me well
It's a mixed bag.

>> No.53658529

>SIT A HOME WITH THE LIGHTS OUT RETYPING THE CAPTCHA THREE TIMES TO REPLY SNEED WITH A TROON WOJAK

>> No.53658536

>>53658340
>>53658491
kek

>> No.53658551

>>53658265
Are these testicles?

>> No.53658601

>>53658265
>being a happy person is cringe now
If you don't get on with people at work you're probably just autistic and an overall negative person to be around

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>OMG LET'S HAVE A DIGITAL HAPPY HOUR HANGOUT TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER!! WHAT'S EVERYONE DRINKING?? I'M A MANLY WHISKEY GUY WHO LIKES TO GRILL MEAT

>> No.53658697

>>53658601
Soijack types are not fun to hang out with. They are very cringe and have no self awareness about it. They are also typically gigapozzed NPCs so you have to walk on eggshells to make sure you don't say anything problematic. They are also all boring as fuck so there's nothing to talk about other than how hoppy the IPA is.

>> No.53658713

I don't know what to do on friday nights and I have no friends
What do?

>> No.53658722

>JOIN US FOR THE FRIDAY BAR AT THE CANTEEN!
>COME ON STOP WORKING

>> No.53658743

>>53658713
Use drugs that's what I do

>> No.53658747

Ok these made me laugh to hard. Thanks for the laugh

>> No.53658750

>>53658265
>Join colleagues for drinks every now and then
>Get away with lots of stuff because people like you
It's literally this easy, you autists.

>> No.53658966

Last time I drank with coworkers I started obsessively talking about how nice another PAWG coworkers ass was to the point I sounded obsessive so I don’t drink with coworkers anymore

>> No.53659054

>>53658966
Lay off the pornography you dumb coomer.

>> No.53659119

>>53658482
>I spend 40 hours with you all every single week so I want to hang out with my actual friends, thank you.
They never invited me ever again and they only bother me with work related stuff.
>T..then you are just the weird guy at the office!
Not even close but I don't fucking care.

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>I ALWAYS WANTED TO FUCK YOU, ANON. LETS HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX AND RISK EVERYTHING. #YOLO

>> No.53659221

>this whole thread
Jesus christ guys, get a grip

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>When I was a wagie I was a machinist and got along decent enough with the 50+ year old coworkers
>Nobody ever asked me to hang out, they all went home to their families
>These threads hardly even feel real
I hope you guys are just joking about this

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>>53658340
>omg I LOVE WORKING AND LIVING IN A BIG LIBERAL CITY. YOU CAN GO PLAY BOARD GAMES AT THE BAR AND STEP OVER HUMAN SHIT ON YOUR WAY IN.

I bet those flyover cucks have clean cities and none of this crazy food haha!

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>>53658340
Fucking kek

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>Free fruit every monday

>> No.53659400

>>53658713
go to the gym

>> No.53659406

>>53659400
Checked and based.

>> No.53659447

>>53658340
Looks like a carbon copy of a guy at my work who likes to stay after he has clocked out and talk about his private life

>> No.53659480

>>53658697
brutal really check
fascinating how reality simply eludes the NPC

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>>53658265
>got any plans for the weekend?

>> No.53659724

>>53658713
get drunk and chant the word nigger