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I'm one of the cool guys in social circles. AMA

>> No.53654737

Im also the cool guy and i havent had sex since i broke up with my ex in june

>> No.53654743

>>53654727
ass or tits

>> No.53654744

>>53654727
Do you like penis in your ass? No homo

>> No.53654754

>>53654727
How large is your Pepe folder?

>> No.53654757

>>53654727
Do you try to fuck your friends‘ girls?

>> No.53654764

>>53654727
how do i become cooler? or even just sociable in general?

>be fat (working on it)
>lonely, live on my own
>no friends
>work from home
>outside of work i only talk to my parents once a month when i go visit and the chinese lady when i make a takeout order every now and then

how do i learn to hold conversations and just talk about stuff like normal people? i don't even know what to talk about and i hate it

>> No.53654769

>>53654727
I already know all of the answers. I used to be one too. But then I started coming here and long story short now I'm a neet with no friends

>> No.53654775

>>53654737
Have you tried? Why did you leave her

>> No.53654800

>>53654775
Lots of reasons. I havent really tried because she was my first and only and i have no game with women as a result.

>> No.53654819

>>53654764
Depends how old you are, >25 you're doomed (brain has matured, harder to re-wire)

>> No.53654874

>>53654727
Do you smoke weed?

>> No.53654913

>>53654800
It's hard dating now

>>53654819
MDMA can help you rewire

>> No.53655150

>>53654764
A lot of conversation with normies is just fluff, saying something more to describe your opinion and emotional state rather than conveying useful information
Example: "I went to go see the new john wick movie last night"
"john wick is fucking awesome"

Try watching movies, but make sure they're light hearted and made pre-woke era. Comedies, particularly stoner comedies are surprisingly good at teaching normie conversational skills

>> No.53655213

>>53654819
I've spent years working in academic neuroscience labs and this is a bullshit pop-science myth. You don't lose neuroplasticity at any arbitrary age, the biggest cause of the "being hardwired" myth is because once you hit 25-30 most people don't change anything about themselves or way of life until they get put in a fucking nursing home 50 years later so there's no impetus for your brain to restructure and adapt. Psychedelics also fire up plasticity so >>53654913 is also correct

>> No.53655309

>>53654727
How do you meet other cool guys?

>> No.53655604

>>53655309
Not OP but try to go to concerts of artists you like. That’s how I met some of my really best friends. You’ll all ready have something to talk about and around 50% of people go by themselves

>> No.53655617

>>53654727
Do you want to be shot in the back of the head, or hanged on a gallows?

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53655668

>>53654727
I'm the "conspiracy guy"
They laugh and call me crazy until the government/news/media confirms what I was trying to warn them about weeks earlier and then they call me, panicking, asking what to do
But soon as everything's "over" they go back to being NPCs and act like they weren't just freaking out asking for my help

>> No.53655779

Hey do u like sexy 18y.o girls

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53655796

>>53654727
>such a cool guy that I'm too cool for a girlfriend because I'm too busy tax evading