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"I'm Fine" Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html


>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CSUSHPINSA
https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php?title=Housing_price_statistics_-_house_price_index

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>> No.53651360

>>53651325
But what about inverse Cramer EFT?

>> No.53651361

Remember, if you had a bad day and your losses sting, take joy that Coke Boomer also lost a lot of money.

>> No.53651378
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>futures

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>>53651360
ICYMI, Unusual Whales got their congressional trading tickers live a couple days ago.

Tuttle hasn't said shit about SJIM though.

>> No.53651384
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>>53651325
>reading this in that classic southern accent from the english dub

nice

>> No.53651389

>go to check the news
>its already become the olds

>> No.53651405
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53651405

you bought puts right anon?

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>>53651384
>dub

>> No.53651417

>>53651325
My outlook.
JPow dumps - we bear.
JPow pumps - we gaan.
So far bear market rallies were not wrong. Will that change?

>> No.53651425
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Memester bros...

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YA’LL NIGGAS SHOULD BUY SOXL!!! THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NO REASON FOR YA’LL MFS NOT TO PUT YOUR ENTIRE LIFESAVINGS IN SOXL AS SOON AS MARKET OPENS TOMORROW!!!!!!

>> No.53651430

Sex with my wife Osaka!

>> No.53651439
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>>53651430
Fuck you!

>> No.53651441

If I'm waiting for the bottom (for right or wrong), should I be in BIL or a 4.1% APY savings account?

>> No.53651442

>LYFT
F

>> No.53651443
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53651443

It's over. Stocks will never go up again.

>> No.53651448

>>53651425
Why does he keep deleting his tweets?

>> No.53651454

>>53651441
I guess the last monthly dividend annualized gets you to 4.4% annual return, so BIL assuming dividend at least holds constant over the next 12 months

>> No.53651461

>>53651425
Convertible? Cars? TESLA? BUY REDDIT BUY

>> No.53651469
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53651469

Well the doctor said my heart should recover in 6 weeks. 6 weeks of not leaving the house or doing anything. I’m gonna make it bros. Make sure to buy SKYT.

Also, what the fuck should I do for 6 weeks? Any good games?

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53651470

Take this you dumb niggers

>> No.53651471

>>53651441
Your broker's money market account almost certainly pays more.

>> No.53651472

>>53651448
why do you keep paying attention to an attention whore

>> No.53651473
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its beginning. stocks will only go up forever.

>> No.53651475

>>53651380
>the public can now directly profit from political corruption
thank you america very cool

>> No.53651490

>>53651442
>Last saw it was -20%
>Now -31%
More like DROP amirite?

>> No.53651493
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>>53651425
My autism isn’t strong enough to translate. Can someone help?

>> No.53651496
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53651496

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/4O3UGW-Bbbw

>> No.53651505

>>53651469
Relax your heart with a bit of Choo Choo Charles: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1766740/ChooChoo_Charles/

>> No.53651510

>>53651493
He's most likely talking about BBBY.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_spiral_financing

>> No.53651515

>>53651470
that guy could be of use in a place like india

>> No.53651545
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>>53651510
Ok so why doesn’t he say BBBY?
Why does he write like he’s to oracle of Delphi.

>> No.53651547

STOP THE COUNT

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Smg stands for shit in my manhole general

>> No.53651556

>>53651510
he is 100% talking about BBBY.
>>53651545
because he is autistic as autistic as they come.

>> No.53651560

>>53651505
Are your trying to kill me?

>> No.53651568 [DELETED] 

>>53651550
Kek, stinky

>> No.53651571

>>53651471
not according to my math >>53651454
BIL most recent monthly dividend of $0.336/share over $91.51/share share price annualized is 4.4%. This obviously assumes continuing monthly dividends at at least the same dividend level over the next 12 months. Vanguard is offering 4.1% to park cash right now.

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53651576

Prepare

>> No.53651577
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>>53651325
Man another pretty red day. Even AMZN is taking hits and I still don't know why kek

>> No.53651580

sleeping easy tonight knowing the stock market has finally topped

>> No.53651581
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53651581

Expeditiously. Simple as.
https://youtu.be/RhMYBfF7-hE

>> No.53651582

>>53651571
VMRXX, VMFXX, and VUSXX are only $3k minimums and offer 4.4+%: https://investor.vanguard.com/investment-products/money-markets

>> No.53651595

>>53651577
Amazon barely makes any money. It should never been as high as it is.

>> No.53651597

>>53651577
the market as a whole is just rotating into TSLA for the next bull run

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53651604

This got to do with the bird flu or egg shortage?

>> No.53651611

>>53651595
Really? I thought they make a fuckload because of their AWS and government contracts?

>> No.53651619

>>53651611
aws is used by everyone, but hardly profitable

>> No.53651622

>>53651469
>>53651505
>>53651560
hilarious

>> No.53651623

>>53651417
Also, I will admit that I'm brainlet at this, but it seems to me that we are likely to bear as long as JPow sees inflation as a threat. If so, how long can this inflation last? And also, if we think of causes of this inflation, how would economy readjust to them? If let's say energy prices rising put a strain on everything else, how will that affect us going forward? Or only QE matters?

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>>53651470
hey look this guy bought doge at $0.69

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>>53651597
Should I short?

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>>53651580
>>53651515
Oh please fuck off already with these inverse signals.

>> No.53651639

>>53651604
welp guess I will be shorting Chick-fil-A then kek

>> No.53651643

>>53651560
I'm sorry, anon, but I'm doing it for SCI pajeet.

>> No.53651652

>>53651611
Their forecast for next quarter ranges from 0$ (!) to 4billion Dollar. Not making it up.

>> No.53651654

>GOOGL $100 puts were 8 cents on Tuesday
>they're now $5
a casual 62 bagger, damn

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>>53651629
I dunno

>> No.53651676

It's just over.

>> No.53651681

>>53651660
Is this supposed to be a merchant?

>> No.53651688

>>53651652
And thats a company that was worth 2 trillion dollar a short while ago.

They are a glorified grocery store with low margins

>> No.53651691

>>53651654
why are puts so much higher when google is below that strike price? wouldn't anything deep OTM to the upside only have high premium as a call?

>> No.53651694

>>53651681
no

>> No.53651700
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53651700

It’s done

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>>53651691
>why are puts so much higher when google is below that strike price
/smg/

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>>53651652
>$0

how in the fuck, are we witnessing the slow death spiral of AMZN?

>> No.53651717

>>53651705
help me understand brodie

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>>53651691
posts like this are why jepi is the best dividend etf

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53651727

>futures

>> No.53651731

>>53651721
grazi

>> No.53651735

>>53651727
unironically this, we are going to have a slow bleed for the next 40 years until all of the middle class is eliminated

>> No.53651736

>>53651691
the $100 puts are ITM, not OTM. puts are "in" when the price is below the strike (vs calls which are "in" when the price is above the strike).

>> No.53651738
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>>53651717
no

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>>53651735

>> No.53651754
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>>53651727
>we’re still at complacency

>> No.53651755

>>53651738
not cool
>>53651736
thank you. I actually should've known that, just had a brain freeze.

>> No.53651756

>>53651709
Profit not revenue.

>> No.53651761

>>53651721
>long call and long put are basic strategies for beginners
look at this fucking jew infographic. newfags should be trading credit/debit spreads only

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>meanwhile in mumbai SMG

>> No.53651767

>>53651325
I reported this general to the SEC for stock manipulation

>> No.53651774

>>53651735
The spiritual heir to Volcker will arise before then and do what the fed is too cowardly to do.

>> No.53651778

>>53651756
Thats what matters though.
Grocery stores have shitton of revenue, doesnt mean they are worth billions of dollars

>> No.53651786

>>53651767
good luck finding me behind my 12 VPN proxies bro

>> No.53651788

>>53651425
why does he keep deleting his accounts?

>> No.53651810
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>>53651681
Why would you think that?
https://youtu.be/nraKxjjY2Ks

>> No.53651813

>>53651755
happens, amigo.
>>53651788
because he's a certified schizo. he even said he deletes his tweets because of "bots".

anyway GOOGL pumping tomorrow would be nice. Was alarmed that the $100 calls for tomorrow had 175k volume.
>inb4 someone says to look at the open interest
yes it's only 17k, but high volume is high volume.

>> No.53651818

>>53651778
Amazon deliberately targets low profits. For them it means the haven't lowered prices enough, and they can go even lower to price out the competition.
Look at the history of their financial records.

>> No.53651819

>>53651660
spooky

>> No.53651834

>futures
are doing nothing

>> No.53651848

>>53651818
Because they will never price out competition like Walmart.
Amazon is an overvauled shitheap.

>> No.53651853

>>53651848
you are mongoloid larping contrarian pajeet

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53651861

Bank run soon

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>>53651834
Oopsie poopsie

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53651863

I'm back. I'm the demon that shilled SOXL for over a YEAR.

SHOULD I BUY TSLA? WHY OR WHY NOT? GOOD REASONS ONLY AND I BUY YOU SOME SHARES.

TSLA, YOU PUSH IT!

>> No.53651865 [DELETED] 

>>53651853
Amazon is full of indian retards led by an incompetent Jew

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>>53651863
yes only buy

>> No.53651897

got accepted into the grad school (Master of Computer Science) that i applied to but instead of celebrating, i’ve been acting like i just found out my dog died

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2 more weeks.
https://twitter.com/great_martis/status/1623434380684427264

>> No.53651909

>>53651897
you should. grad school fucking sucked

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>>53651897
Congrats.

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>>53651325
>>53649962
Kind of looks like a triple top. Probably headed down for a while.

>> No.53651950

>>53651922
like the tripple top in January?

>> No.53651954
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53651954

CCXI
XBI leap options
CPUH

damn my shills have been supa hot fire.
but now i need YOUR help, ive been too busy wageslaving to get amazing research.

should I sit cash gang with my winnings or try to enter a local low on something growth related

>> No.53651955

I'm 30 years old and taking the LSAT in April. I'm currently working in an appointed administrative government in a wealthy state (making ~$120k), but government sucks and I think I can do more through the private sector. Anyway, long story short, I'm considering either M&A or corporate litigation - which one will get me paid more and closer to "the club"?

Context: My LSAT target is a 165+ and my target school is a very well-known regional school that is outside of the top 40, but will secure me a great starting point if I graduate at or near the top of my class.

Thank you, /smg/. Also, this is related because I want to navigate market structure and leaders in my hopefully new profession.

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>>53650131
>All this and DXY still only at 103
>Well we tried warning mumus and they kept saying shit like "recession over, rate hikes don't matter, priced in, the market decided to fight the Fed"
>Hope they're reading this

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>>53651643
Isn't SCI earnings next week?

>> No.53651988

Anyone mountain bike? Going through a 1/4 life crisis and think im going to buy one, are these shits really like 1 grand for a basic bike? any bikes you like bros?

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>>53651908
i wish

>> No.53652002

>>53651988
>deciding to be healthy and get a fun hobby is a "midlife crisis event"
That sounds like such a Jewish viewpoint

Go for it anon. Just don't hurt yourself and do something stupid.

>> No.53652020

>>53651988
it's fun as fuck wish I could still do it, wear a helmet

>> No.53652028

>>53651861
>Credit crisis
>Market closed
>Krugman comes to power

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>>53651950
https://youtu.be/yjqSV9aeijk
No, like Jan 22

>> No.53652031

>>53652002
the implication is ill eventually get really hurt but ty
>>53652020
why dont you anymore? What bike did you have?

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>>53651988
Make sure to wear a nanner suit.

>> No.53652051
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53652051

I hit on GameStop that’s the big leap up. I traveled with the winnings and did no trading and took a huge hit when everything crashed last year. I have 16k uninvested how do I recover?

>> No.53652062

>>53652031
Why not just go down easy trails? You don't have to show off. Its just a fun and beautiful hobby.

>> No.53652070

>>53652051
i Bonds and run far far the fuck away

>> No.53652071

>>53652051
short NFLX on 3x leverage

>> No.53652078

>>53652051
put every last cent back into gamestop calls, its mooning tomorrow

>> No.53652086

>-0.22%
boolleesh

>> No.53652105

>>53651909
It's a fully remote masters program so i dont have to actually relocate. but holy fuck, so much work ahead of me and its all going to be so difficult

>> No.53652106

>>53652031
don't live near mtns atm, any bike shop should let you try out a bike or event rent it to get a feel for it. I had a diamondback, you don't need full suspension unless you're trying to go hardcore downhill. hardtail is great because it's lighter. I enjoyed the long ride up and cruising back down fire roads, it was great exercise and awesome views.

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>>53651325
redpill me on buttplugs

>> No.53652128

>>53652070
That’s long term though. I like to actively trade and as you can see I was successful even before the GME win. I recognize that was a fluke and got lucky but surely there must be something I can look out for? FB for example, when it hit 88 or whatever I thought, “damn I should buy,” but didn’t. Are there any companies y’all are watching?

>> No.53652135

>>53651988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz5wbZB5FBA
i rented a commencal but thats canuck

>> No.53652144

>>53652128
Do you know what the heikenashi chart is? Be honest.

>> No.53652148

>>53651908
Literally who Twitter pseud. You really slurp up his slop don't you?

>> No.53652164

crypto looks like it's about to fall off a cliff, maybe I should take profit on my shorts

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>>53651989

>> No.53652173

>>53650856
>>53650780
I thought Dan was already broken. why can't we just have am unrestricted version?

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FUCK SILVERGATE
FUCK CARVANA

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53652191

>>53651988
full suspension looks cool but unless you are going downhill it offers little help, get a hardtail, 26" wheels are outdated 27.5" is a meme 29" is best but depends again what kind of riding you want to do. Get Shimano brand components that includes sram eveything else is expensive for no reason. i think disc brakes are gay but it's the norm now so to keep costs low make sure they are mechanical and not hydraulic because the service on hydraulic disk brakes are retarded. Get an aluminum frame for the same reason, if you're already complaining about price don't get anything else, steel is heavy as fuck so know that if you're looking at older bikes. Honestly though the concern on price point means this probably isn't the hobby for you maybe get like $100 running shoes and call running a hobby.

>> No.53652192

>30-year Fixed rate mortgages are at 6.12% vs 6.09% last week

uh oh

>> No.53652194

>>53651954
Peru continues to be such a political shitfest that their central bank stopped hiking: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-02-09/peru-unexpectedly-halts-interest-rate-rises-amid-violent-unrest

Which threatens a huge chunk of copper production: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_copper_production

And even Reuters is realizing the mines are in a dicey situation: https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/peru-mines-power-despite-protests-though-halt-risk-looms-2023-02-08/

So do copper miners without exposure to Peru count as growth stocks? I mean, if their share prices grow...

>> No.53652207
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>>53652128
Ill take that as a no. Take 10k and put that in the iBonds and gamble the rest. You can either long dxy or qqq, as both are signaling upside for both, which someone is gonna get slaughtered in. You could play earnings next week and find an entry if your long play on tech doesnt hurt you too much. Or you can stick around and find the next pump and dump maybe if you can figure out who is telling the truth

>> No.53652216
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53652216

>one week left for my TSLA puts to expire
>even if it crashes, i'll never fully recover my losses
>i'm still waiting for it to actually happen first

>> No.53652223

>>53650798
>>53650877
>>53652173
https://files.catbox.moe/1peazl.webm

>> No.53652226
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>>53652216
we all get hooked

>> No.53652227
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>>53651978
Yup, after close Tuesday: https://earningswhispers.com/stocks/SCI

With the earnings call Wednesday: https://investors.sci-corp.com/2023-01-30-Service-Corporation-International-Announces-Schedule-For-Its-Fourth-Quarter-2022-Earnings-Release-and-Conference-Call

>> No.53652239

>>53652123
buy one now before they sell out! they’re going quick, anon!

>> No.53652241
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53652241

why is the Nasdaq down 1% today?

>> No.53652244
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>>53652164
I bought Bitfarms a little while ago and it's not been my best move I must say and i probably deserve it
I'll just not touch anything crypto-related for a long ass while I think jej

>> No.53652247

>>53652128
bruh, it's 16k, not exactly a nest egg. Just gamble on whatever cuz that's what you are going to do anyways

>> No.53652251

>>53652191
>Honestly though the concern on price point means this probably isn't the hobby for you maybe get like $100 running shoes and call running a hobby

but my shins start hurting

>> No.53652252
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>futures

>> No.53652263

>>53652244
I unironically think BTC is going to 3k
>and here's why that's a good thing
so much shit in crypto needs to go to 0 for crypto to be taken seriously.

>> No.53652268

>>53652181
isn’t silvergate the company that financed a bunch of crypto companies?
why would you even touch that shit?

Also,
>CVNA taking a shit
you’re not seriously surprised by that, are you anon?

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>>53652207
can't get ibonds on rh, also inflation is transitory, $dxy is an indicator this guy would have to buy uup on rh, qqq fee is retarded if homie wants to "invest" then voo is the only option. also long dxy and qqq is not the same thing, when usd pumps qqq goes down silly.

>> No.53652270
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>>53651469
if you want 8+ weeks of gameplay, genuinely play the Nancy Drew game series

sound like kids games, and theyre labeled as such, but theyre actually some of the best point and click mystery games ever made. there's like 20 of them, and they're mostly about pretty normal stuff like art forgery etc, but as the games went along, the developers gradually introduced a weird superplot about aliens thats hinted to be real.

you want to know something else weird? these games never made a profit, for 20 years. the entire time, they were funded by an anonymous billionaire backer.

the series is over now - the last game is terrible, the second-to-last is kind of bad, and the first two are really old, but all the others in the middle are solid. also, unlike other point and click games like myst or w/e, the things you'll get stuck on are almost never random or bs-seeming, but things that make logical sense when you realize what they are. theyre really solid, although it does feel a little immature playing a game that has the hardy boys in it. they're fairly funny though - both intentionally and from the old cgi.

>> No.53652275

>>53652252
there is no recession this year. only more inflation

>> No.53652295

>>53651955
are you the guy leaving tech sector?

>> No.53652296

>>53652144
I honestly do not. I looked it up still not sure I understand. Tell me please.

>> No.53652310
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>>53651629
i love headlines like this. just like the twitter thing, it makes people sell TSLA despite it having nothing to do with TSLA. thus TSLA drops, but comes back, as we're seeing now, because nothing has changed about its fundamentals. gimme gimme gimme. send that shit back to 150 so i can make another stack.

>> No.53652314

>>53652241
because you love the taste of cocks, faget #rekt

>> No.53652321

>>53652191
How do I get a woman like that?

>> No.53652330
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>>53652321
be willing to spend more than 1k on a bike

>> No.53652332

>>53652269
VOO is what I’ve been continually told since pre clown world

>> No.53652338
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>> No.53652342

>>53652270
>you want to know something else weird? these games never made a profit, for 20 years. the entire time, they were funded by an anonymous billionaire backer.

If i ever super make it, i've always wanted to do something like this.

>> No.53652345

for fuck's sake the harbinger name fag is bearish. Fuck off ya fucking faggot

>> No.53652346

>>53652194
https://sprottetfs.com/copj-sprott-junior-copper-miners-etf/
Thoughts? Focused on small-mid caps. Or should I just go for the actual companies themselves. This fund is brand new

>> No.53652349
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>>53652269
I was giving him two options. There are times they are not inversely correlated as well, we both know this but right now dollar, oil, equity correlation is stronk. Give him a good gamble play, i cant do it.... i dont want him to cry.
https://youtu.be/LNuVDtUUmd4

>> No.53652353
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>>53652251
so pay for a solid machine that is less stressful on your body than running, and isn't so inexpensive it falls apart and ruins your opinion of cycling as a mode of transportation and recreation.

>> No.53652354

>>53651471
Doesn’t spaxx only pay like 1.65% right now or something terrible like that? I’m with fidelity

>> No.53652364

Why is everything of gayly red in the after hours?

>> No.53652365

>>53652296
Learn how to at least read a heikenashi chart before you gamble 10k away bud.

>> No.53652366

>>53652330
i can do that. that it?

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>>53652349
he already didn't take profit on the pawnshop he's ngmi

>> No.53652400

>>53652364
because dxy is basedly green

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>>53652376
Give him one piece of good advice before you throw him to the wolves at least.

>> No.53652416

>>53652353
they don't hurt from biking but from running.

>> No.53652417
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53652417

>>53652268
The problem is that these companies aren’t at 0 yet.

FUCK SHITCOS

>> No.53652426

>>53652417
oh, I see. Fair enough.

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>>53652407
voo the best i got because he's patient enough to wait for his port to go to zero but obviously isn't willing to "trade" ie take profit. so don't bet against america buy the sp500 for the lowest fee.
>>53652416
exactly so buy a bike but don't cheap out 1k is perfect

>> No.53652450

>>53652400
lower highs lower lows

>> No.53652461

>>53652346
After a quick scan only a couple of their top holdings have anything in Peru, but while the ETF tracks COPX fairly well, I'm personally not a fan of the illiquidity.

>> No.53652464

>>53652123
They are a pain in the ass

>> No.53652476

>>53652191
So which hardtail should I get? and should i buy a used one?

>> No.53652481

>>53652354
Not any more. Welcome to the world of Jerome Powell's rapid rape hikes: https://fundresearch.fidelity.com/mutual-funds/summary/31617H102

>7-Day Yield 3.96% 1/31/2023

>> No.53652482

>>53651629
This has nothing to do with Tesla, but the monkey studies they do (all companies) are disgusting.

>> No.53652492

why is TSLA selling off after hours?

>> No.53652498

>>53652338
That's bad right?

>> No.53652500

>>53652482
If you've got a better way to test technology that can undo paraplegia, you've got a billion dollar idea on your hands.

>> No.53652502

chinese inflation is going up. if the forecasts are right, nothing happens, if its higher 3800 tomorrow

>> No.53652505
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>>53652492

>> No.53652504
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53652504

BUY SOXL NIGGAS!!! BUY IT TOMORROW AS SOON AS MARKET OPENS!!! IT WILL BE AT $150/SHARE END OF MONTH!!!! TRUST ME ON THIS MY NIGGA ON MY BABY MOMMA MY NIGGA, THIS SHIT WILL GET US BITCHES AT THE CLUBS FOR A FEW MONTHS MY NIGGA!!! WE GONNA BE BALLIN WEARIN GUCCI SHIT, DRIVIN LAMBO AND FUCKING TIGHT ASIAN PUSSIES!!! I WAS RIGHT ABOUT SOXS TODAY, I NEED YA'LL TO TRUST ME ABOUT SOXL MY NIGGAS!!!

>> No.53652507
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>>53652439
You are luck you're cute as a button

>> No.53652535
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53652535

>favorite youtube channel got hacked by pajeets and is being used to scam people
I'm shorting India I don't give a fuck if I lose money.

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>>53652296
https://youtu.be/O194vziIgR0
Now go learn for a bit and long dxy by not spending money.

>> No.53652542

>>53652353
>Fresh content
Good work anon.

>> No.53652545

Why didn't INTC go lower after earnings?

>> No.53652548
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>>53652476
i suggest used but trek, cannondale who i trust
https://www.trekbikes.com/us/en_US/bikes/mountain-bikes/cross-country-mountain-bikes/marlin/marlin-7-gen-2/p/33148/?colorCode=orangelight_red

>> No.53652555
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53652555

Friendly reminder that if you like the company, but their debt instead of their equity. At least you can define your return with corporate paper versus your increasing diluted shares.

>> No.53652571
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53652571

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/R1JXxxm3thE

>> No.53652580
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53652580

Fuckin bullshit in AH with TSLA, why the fuck can people sell shares after hours but options holders can't sell?

>> No.53652590

https://www.bizjournals.com/washington/news/2023/02/09/amazon-hq2-job-virginia-incentives.html

hmm, I guess their bottom line is getting heemed

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Bucks owe me sex.

>> No.53652642

>>53652580
Anti-Semitic post

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>>53652624
BUY SOXL NIGGA

>> No.53652679

spy closes above 410 tomorrow screenshot this

>> No.53652682

>>53652492
to give you a chance to buy more once it opens

>> No.53652688

>>53652642
It's a total crock of shit dude, either the market is open or it's closed. Fuckin price having massive swings overnight but you're in a locked in contract til market open. Annoying.

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NEW THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/B3M2trxQVH4

>> No.53652702

I'm so tired of you fat fucking boomer faggots spamming your gay ass /smg/ thread over and over. I don't want to buy your shit tier 7% annual return ponzi scams that are only held up by 401ks and pension funds. You are doing a disservice to people who actually want to make money by baiting them into boomer stocks instead of crypto.

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>>53652535
> your favorite YouTuber was a retard who didn't understand the basics of security

>> No.53652705

>>53651425
Retail chain Bed Bath and Beyond represents an example of potential death spiral debt if the struggling company's recent issue of $225 million in convertible preferred stock plus warrants for an additional $800 million over time ultimately results in bankruptcy.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/deathspiral.asp

>> No.53652714

>>53652703
That mindset is why India is considered a shithole.

>> No.53652732

>>53652702
But you can use margin, options, CFDs, leveraged ETFs, and other fun tricks to get crypto levels of excitement and gains.

>> No.53652759

>>53652682
i'm short at $202.50, so no thanks. I just want to know what's causing the selling.

unrelated: Credit Suisse had their highest volume day ever today after drilling -15%. I imagine lots of people are thinking "this is just like 2008!!!" when in reality there is very little broader contagion.

>> No.53652760

>>53652714
I'm a white American. My favorite president is Ronald Reagan and my favorite meal is McDonalds Cheeseburger.

>> No.53652764

>>53652732
I tried those gay ass options and I didn't understand shit, theres a bunch of fucking greek letters and advanced math to it. I lost all my money when I tried those, and the times I did make money my shit decayed and some faggot told me it was because of one of the greek letters.

>> No.53652768

>>53652702
mad because you own fairy dust and i own 0.000001% of mercedes benz

>> No.53652774

>>53652760
I'm not talking about you. Its the concept of "this person made a mistake so scamming him is morally acceptable."
Its a huge problem over there. They actually take pride in their ability to scam people, like its a valued aspect of life. Its such a loser mentality.

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>>53652702
Oopsie poopsie

>> No.53652783

>>53652764
Hahaha. Oh man. You sound like one of those dipshits who went all-in on some crypto because you liked the logo.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DEVS HAD MORE COINS?!"

>> No.53652784

>>53652768
excuse me, 0.000000005%.

>> No.53652787

>>53652760
I'm a ((white)) American. My favorite president is James Polk and my favorite meal is Kraft Macaroni & Cheese.

>> No.53652792

>>53652783
>because you like the logo
What the fuck, how did you know? I literally buy cryptos based on the color and look of the logo.

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>>53652792
I LOST MY GRANDMA'S INHERITANCE BECAUSE I WENT ALL IN ON BIGCHUNGUSCOIN

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>>53652768
based benzohead

>> No.53652820

>>53652783
considering none of the new ones have any different "features" as far as i'm aware, that's literally all that success will be determined by anyway. if you can pick which logo & name will attract more future cryptotards, you can profit.

the first waves of crypto actually were offering something new over existing options, but that's basically over for now it seems - and whats left is just a profit opportunity for the most effective social engineers.

>> No.53652824

>>53652481
Sweet! I’m cash gang again after selling the morning pump.

>> No.53652832

>>53652806
its got a pe ratio of like fucking SIX, its #2 in both EVs and autonomous cars after tesla, and pays a fat dividend to boot. no idea why its so cheap.

>> No.53652840

feds stress test this year includes housing market collapse and corporate debt exploding
fun

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All of mumu's euphoria and exuberance: gone

>> No.53652849

>>53652500
It’s not necessary to test it. Its existence isn’t even necessary. What is it necessary for exactly? Drugs? The ones that you take your whole life and don’t cure anything? It’s unnecessary. Neuralink specifically will do nothing but harm. We have enough technology as it is. The fuckin smart phone destroyed society, what do you think brain chips will do?

>> No.53652865

>>53652846
wanna see some spunk? check your asshole

>> No.53652866

>>53652849
Yeah, well, have your spine broken by a drunk driver using the unnecessary technologies of cars and alcohol. Then decide whether walking is really necessary.

>> No.53652871

>>53651629
Put options or short Palantir

The Chief Accounting Officer put in his resignation a week or so ago on a Sunday after 2.5 yrs in the position.
Effective after earnings are reported, which is expected to be next Monday.

https://www.sec.gov/ix?doc=/Archives/edgar/data/0001321655/000119312523022771/d461787d8k.htm

It's currently trading at 7.95 per and the Feb23 (expires on the 17th) at $7.5 is .28 as of closing today.

If we bounce tomorrow they'll be cheaper.

Go through past earnings and you can see they usually miss and drop leading into the earnings date.

I don't see a 10 bagger with this play, but it will be profitable if you exit it either tomorrow on late day Monday.

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>>53652803
thats a good fib. I kek'd

>> No.53652880

>>53652832
yeah I don't get it either, probably because it's not seen as "exciting" or something
doesn't matter why though, it's a good ass ticker

>> No.53652885

>>53652759
my biggest grip with buying more tomorrow is that the markets would be closed for weekend by the end of the session.

also seen it go to 212 today and people commenting how it would yet go for 220. my stop loss is set at 200

>> No.53652897

>>53652123
Sexy girls like them

>> No.53652904
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Yall ready?
https://youtu.be/RhMYBfF7-hE

>> No.53652907

>>53652849
can hardly make it much worse honestly.

the future is 99.9% of people living in zogpods mollified by constant entertainment, pharmaceuticals, and "comfort food." the 0.01% will inherit the earth. people who are pacified by zog will basically not even need to be considered. it's kind of already like this, just not explicitly.

and i don't mean 0.01% in the sense of most intelligent, exactly, although it's certainly related. there's just a segment of people who arent satisfied by seeing things on screens. some are intelligent but some are just ted k's. i'm a bit of both. soon the zoggable will all be zogged, and we can be free of them.

>> No.53652928

>>53652192
Bullish

>> No.53652933

>CHINA JAN. CPI 2.1% Y/Y; EST. +2.1%
wow, it's nothing! (or china is lying, one or the other)

>> No.53652937

>>53652880
volvo's basically in the same position, pe of like 6 or 7, good dividend, and working on a very good looking EV in the Polestar O2. they arent doing anything autonomous inhouse but they have a sterling reputation for safety so that's something else to hang a hat on. dont get it! im invested in basically 1/3 tesla as the riskier one, and 1/3 each mercedes and volvo as the safer options.

>> No.53652938

>>53651425
lol this broad couldn't make it a week without tweeting

>> No.53652970

>>53652937
Tesla is different because the same unrelated things that bring it down can also make it rocket. Mercedes and Volvo don’t have CEOs with (((Space))) programs. Their company doesn’t also install solar panels and back up batteries. They’re not torturing animals to allow people to permanently connect to a virtual mind prison.
They’re just car companies.

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while im shilling mercedes, if you spend any time on the 3rd world or eastern europe internet, you quickly see that they fucking LOVE the g-wagon, its like the #1 richguy thing for them. waaaay more common to see these in flexposts compared to sports cars, rolls royces, bentleys, or anything like that. for some reason they all want g-wagons.

>> No.53652987

>>53652933
Bullish

>> No.53652997

>>53652978
>big car for a big man like me

>> No.53652998

>>53652978
>shilling mercedes
are we shilling cars companies now? Ferrari and Porsche (the german listing, not US) are the only two worth investing in.

>> No.53653008

>>53652241
>-1%
Honestly, that's nothing for the Nasdaq

>> No.53653013
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>get out of my house you fucking millennial
The article.

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>>53651325
سراسر شرمندگی نے اس کے دماغ کو ان خوفناک ہیمیکرز کے دوران اس کے چہرے پر

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https://twitter.com/TrackInflation/status/1623398987133771776

Any other accounts like this on Twitter? I'm sure some if not most of the "confessions" are fake but still entertaining

>> No.53653035

Can't wait for Feb 15th to be the beginning of the next crash kek

https://youtu.be/bluUxKIB4pA

>> No.53653041
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>>53652970
well, they're not "just" car companies, they're car companies that can charge a premium as a luxury product (for mercedes) or as a semi-luxury, semi-safetyfirst product (volvo).

as more & more of the world gets to the stage where they can make their own basics - and china/india make plenty of cheap basic cars at this point - and more & more people get to where they afford more than the basics, all the profits will be in luxury, especially for brands that are aspirational across the 3rd world, and mercedes is in that position.

>>53652998
3rdworlders dont really give a shit about sports cars. they want a luxury living room on wheels, they want it super comfy, and they want it absolutely reliable.

if porsche makes another suv like the cayenne/macan, but makes it *actually* high end - 200k plus - and gives it unique, masculine styling - unlike the momcars that the cayenne/macan are - then they might have something.

these are not my personal opinions, i hate suvs, but this is the way things are going imo.

>> No.53653060

>>53652978
>>53652998
>>53653041
g wagons are big in the US too, mostly in Miami and California. they can't keep up with production and they are still going for over list price on the used market. that said, the market on them has soften quite a bit from the peak.

the problem with investing in car companies now is they completely fucked up their forecasting for the electric shit. mercedes, for example, has EQSs out their asshole.

>> No.53653077

>>53653035
good times

>> No.53653082

>>53652904
Aids

>> No.53653085

>>53653060
the problem with investing in car companies is that they're cyclical businesses, so "buy and hold" doesn't really work with them. the only one that has somehow defied this is TSLA because it's a "technology company" (citation needed)

>> No.53653090

>>53652978
Hyundai has a brighter future than Mercedes.

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>>53652846

>> No.53653115
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It feels like things aren't going anywhere. My premiums are all staying within a +10% of -10% range. But they always do go somewhere... this is the time to stick to your strategy if you aren't at all emotional about it

correct?

>> No.53653130

>>53653115
Depends on if the macro is still the same as when your strategy was implemented. If something changed between now and then, you best rethink

>> No.53653137

Bobos far too cocky while SPY still above 400, we will pump tomorrow

>> No.53653146
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https://youtu.be/qIbfB1rRUIQ

>> No.53653147

>>53653137
zoom out retard. pick up a newspaper
oh that's right you were born like 3 hours ago lmaooo

>> No.53653156

>>53653085
it's cyclical and imo coming to an end of the cycle. for example, yes porsche has some great 911s that are in demand, but most of their business is SUVs and now the EU forced them into moving more and more electric when there is a very slow transition in demand for that. Investing in them now would be suicide imo.

>> No.53653165

FUCK SCAMCOS

>> No.53653166

>>53653060
the main issue with EVs other than tesla remains charging. tesla superchargers will give you 200 miles of charge in 40 minutes. currently available "Level 3" other chargers take four or five hours to do that. its a huge barrier.

mercedes is supposedly planning to build its own network of supercharger equivalents which will be open to any EV to use - if they actually do that, it'll be like if a car company owned every gas station.

they just seem to be the only company eyeing Big Plans on anywhere close to the level of Tesla - and even if they dont pan out as planned, they have a solid lock on the global luxury market.

>>53653090
ok boomer. just because you're oh so "sensible" and don't see the point of luxury vehicles doesnt mean everyone agrees with you. certainly, nigerians don't.

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>>53653137
Lol, lmao even

>> No.53653168

>>53653028
That is, and I say it with all sincerity, a shill bullshitting.

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>>53653147
>base decisions on things that are already priced in
no i won't be doing that

>> No.53653177

>>53653130
I better set some stop losses

>> No.53653182

>>53653171
so you're shorting bond etf then?

>> No.53653183

>>53653166
mercedes can't even provide decent roadside assistance, let alone a charge network.. they'll just use one of the local charge network brands and partner with them.

>> No.53653208

>>53652866
Survival of the fittest

>> No.53653220

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKLnMSvbBmk
doing a little market research. Is it worth it to invest in El Salvador?

>> No.53653222

>>53653147
there's no news

>> No.53653232
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53653232

NEW THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/mtsv9ezc_pQ

>> No.53653235

OFFICIAL thread song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHa6a3FtPJg

>> No.53653244

>>53653222
>no news
>monster jobs report last friday
rates higher for longer. when bonds sell off, equities follow

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>>53653222
You are correct. Its all propaganda.

>> No.53653253

>>53653208
Well then you can apply that collectively. If Chang gets a (monkey tested, human approved) Nooro-Link to remotely operate a combat android while we're stuck with draftee Laqueesha twerking her way to the front lines, it'll become really clear which attitude is really "fittest" when it comes to advancing technology.

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>>53653183
i mean, it is a partnership, and this is just a mockup i assume, but it's got a big fat mercedes logo on it.

we enlightened tesla stemlords already network down at the supercharger - well, we did, until a bunch of black people started buying teslas and blasting beats while they charge - but anyway, it becomes a sign of social status to charge at the "fancy mercedes place" rather than at some generic charger.

the great societal divide of the 2030s will be between Apple + Mercedes normies vs Android + Tesla stemlords - mark my words

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>>53652699
saved

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>>53651473
jahy's debts will only go up forever

>> No.53653274

impressive LYFT....

>> No.53653279

It's amazing how fast Google collapsed from being the dominant tech company on the planet to just a runner up practically overnight. I guess this is what happens when a tech company becomes fat and complacent and forgets how to take risks and innovate. To be defeated by Microsoft of all companies has to be the ultimate humiliation though.

>> No.53653283

>>53653244
stfu bitch we knew about that since last year it's been priced in since

>> No.53653284

>>53653137
You get Waller tomorrow so maybe a little. I dont see the FTSE doing so hot.
Looks like a crab Fri. Boat hull candle pattern we close 409.25ish and we figure out what our supply and demand zones even are.

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>>53653222
https://youtu.be/U9M3lUlY9N0

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What are the chances that we could get another Black Monday 1987 level type of crash?

https://youtu.be/XSQoorx7foI

>> No.53653301

>>53653283
it was priced in until october 21 and then has been unpriced steadily since. now we are in the process of pricing it back in where it should have stayed

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>>53653286
based
https://youtu.be/Q7fDfGSP_WM

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>>53653307

>> No.53653354

>>53653287
I read that the huge amount of 0DTEs right now has a chance of causing one, but who knows really
i feel we,re just gonna megacrab downwards for a long time

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NIGGAS YA’LL NEED TO BUY SOXL TOMORROW!!!

>> No.53653377

>>53653279
Soi, the reddit mind, is a fatal poison. We can thank God the enemies of civilization ingest so much.

>> No.53653383

>>53653279
the real question is what percent of their employees became trannies in the last 5 years

im not even joking, like its probably genuinely 1-2% or something. more than enough to make it an unpleasant workplace and drive away people interested in getting things done without dancing around in someone elses glass castle.

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>>53653368
Nah, I don't really feel like it.

>> No.53653394

Just passing the time by reading more hentai doujins. Latest one dealt with a girl who goes to her boyfriends place. She walks in on him sleeping. She takes out his cock and takes pics of it. Why? I dunno. He wakes up and demands she delete them. She refuses. Next thing you know they're both fucking like crazy. At the end it's never really said if the photos got deleted or not.

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>>53653383
Good fucking point. Heard some funny ass tweet the other day like "Sissy hypno porn is responsible for more women in STEM than any dark money NGO"

I bet MSFT has a waaay lower tranny ratio.

>> No.53653415

>>53653394
Coke Boomer, it's extremely impolite of you to talk about these things and not include a link.

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>>53653384
WE GONNA BE GOING WITHOUT YOU THEN MF BYE STAY POOR AND ENJOY YOUR EBT FOODSTAMPS NIGGA THATS WHY YOU IS BAGHOLDIBG NIGGA YOU DIDN’T GET OUT IN TIME AND SOLD AT THE PEAK NIGGA YOU IS DUMB AND YO MOMMA LOVES SUCKIN AND FUCKIN BLACK DICKS NIGGA GET FUCKED BITCH

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53653427

>own no stock
be happy

>> No.53653431

>>53653404
wait, are you allowed to cheat the equity shit that way?

>> No.53653433

>>53653279
Sometimes you get what you fucking deserve

>> No.53653437

>>53653427
>own negative stock via short selling
Be happier?

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>>53653307
https://youtu.be/ZLaOStTmRkw

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>>53653437

>> No.53653454

>>53653431
Sure. Why wouldn't you? Although I've never heard of any Dolezal (or Puddinhead Wilson) types pretending to be trannies for quota purposes.

>> No.53653459

>>53653279
>runner up practically overnight
>people are already dismissing GOOGL because of one instance of their AI saying incorrect info
>GOOGL's AI is not allowed to make mistakes yet ChatGPT makes mistakes all the time
I'm confused why people are applying a double standard and claiming a clear victor for the AI race after two fucking days when in reality this is a decade long competition.

>> No.53653466

>>53653404
kekd

its apparently basically killed blizzard too. its not just that the trannies make the workplace annoying by being there, but also that the trannies + office women spend all fucking day nattering on slack and distracting everyone else.

the trannies also basically just stop working - nothing particular to them even, most people get lazy over time if they dont get nudged by the boss stick now and again, thats just human nature. but no one wants to say shit to the trannies or you get an earful about how theyre suffering as it is and how DARE you, "crunch" is worse than slavery, etc - and you basically cant fire them either, or rather, its easier for the company to just let them be dead weight than deal with firing them. and that plan would work if they were merely dead weight, rather than an active nuisance.

now of course there are some trannies that just autistically do an insane amount of work - but those are the actually autistic trannies. theyre fine. the issue is the ones who are really just normal beta males.

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Are fortune cookies allowed to give financial advice?

>> No.53653478

>>53651639
it's privately owned retard

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>>53653477

>> No.53653488

>>53653466
Some days I really just can't believe we gotta put up with this shit. Fucking wokies.

>> No.53653499

Natty gas will get a major movement after the 11th. Its a formality probably but Cheniere has to have a public hearing on reopening their plant. Once it's reopened by March commodity arbitrage will be on again. It costs probably 3-4$ to package and delivery natty gas to Japan or Europe. Their gas futures are priced at 16-18$ so US nat gas prices will go up because Cheniere will be sending 2% of the entire supply out globally.

>> No.53653509

>>53653499
2 more weeks trust the plan stop the spread.

>> No.53653515

>>53653459
they ran up due to AI mania. Same thing as Baidu. However, their product is shit so those that bought it for the run up moved money to competitors.

>> No.53653516

>>53653483
Please dont data mine me

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>>53653477
Checked
https://youtu.be/LNuVDtUUmd4

>> No.53653524

New
>>53653520

>>53653520

>>53653520

>> No.53653538

>>53653466
Trannies almost killed the small business I worked at in 2021. And that was after all the weak men quit during covid. It was a double whammy (I hate that word that's how you know I mean it) and the only way to survive as a company is to hope the normal people are strong enough to outlast them when they (trannies) sorry, they/them, inevitably fuck up so bad that no one ignores it.

>> No.53653544

>>53652978
It’s very telling that the trappings of luxury are more appealing to third worlders than creating it themselves. How hard would it be to make a high-end SUV if you were an African dictator? You could bring in experts from western countries, import equipment and make your own line of quality vehicles, but no, you prefer to buy from white people because, frankly, these monkeys don’t have the attention span even to organize the effort. Small shops in the US, Europe, Japan and SK do this regularly, even going so far as fabricating their own chassis, engines and transmissions.

>> No.53653545

>>53653035
holy shit so much gold, what a throwback. scott wapner wasn't gray, cramer was high pitched

>> No.53653559

>>53653279
the writing on the wall was that leaked employee emotional-support meeting with Brin after the 2016 election. The focus and energy after that was protecting Our Democracy.

>> No.53653577

>>53653035
I just made the 20,000th comment on that video. I doxxed myself. I don’t care.

It’s ogre. Check em

>> No.53653882

>>53653137
Did you miss the short dated bears getting blown out for the past month or something

>> No.53653942

>>53653442
Damn scoops been workin out ?

>> No.53654313

>>53653459
Does it really matter though? The market has spoken and $100+ billion in market cap was transferred from Google to Microsoft. Notice that Microsoft stock has barely declined over the past week while Google is down multiple percentage points. This market cap advantage will make it much harder for Google to regain the lead since Microsoft now has more capital with which to acquire AI talent and IP. As the AMD/Intel competition showed, once a tech incumbent loses the lead it's almost impossible to get it back. This business is all about mindshare and cool-factor and right now Microsoft is the "cool" zoomer company while Google looks like old boomer tech.