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[/smg/ stock market general No.53646588]

No Time Like The Futures Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

prev. >>53645058

[Anonymous No.53646600]

Slaves built this country. Reparations NOW.

[Anonymous No.53646602]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.53646603]

[Anonymous No.53646611]

Rocker owes me sex dungeon pornos with scoopsies and the crakwhore

[Anonymous No.53646615]

>have to wait for my life savings to settle on 2/14 before I can gamble it all away on 0dte
feelsbadman

[Anonymous No.53646617]

This market isn't very cash money

[Anonymous No.53646626]

>>53646617
It benefits those whom it is meant to benefit.

[Anonymous No.53646627]

>>53646600
I support reparations, accelerate

[Anonymous No.53646631]

>>53646626
antisemite

[Anonymous No.53646635]

[Anonymous No.53646636]

what are Peruvian stocks that I can buy on burger or western markets?

[Anonymous No.53646640]

This is it.

[Anonymous No.53646642]

Let’s all go around the room and at a little about ourselves, I’ll start.

My name is David and I’m a porn addict currently going through self imposed porn withdrawal. My dopamine receptors are so fried that I’ve turned to gambling on 0dte options so I can feel something

[Anonymous No.53646644]

What happened with Scoops? I haven't been on /smg/ lately.

[Anonymous No.53646645]

> he bought at 4180

[Anonymous No.53646651]

>>53646615
le epic crash is on the 15th so that should be fun

[Anonymous No.53646653]

Very fradulent, and dare I say homosexual market today

[Anonymous No.53646654]

What happens if SOXL and SOXS trade in parity?

[Anonymous No.53646657]

>>53646651
DAN is nothing but a lying attention whore.

[Anonymous No.53646661]

>>53646642
My name is Charlie, and I was the one who was making fun of Rockers 'sex dungeon'. I regularly harass him, as it keeps him in line. Thankless job, but it is what it is.
I like to buy BOIL calls (as this is the bottom), and I also enjoy eating canned meat.
Nice to meet you, David. Care to suggest any good pornstars? I'm currently in the MILFs VII thread over on /gif/ ;)

[Anonymous No.53646663]

>>53646654
total protonic reversal

[Anonymous No.53646666]

>>53646644
SMG found his YouTube channel.

[Anonymous No.53646671]

>>53646654
Imagine a Twinkie the size of Rocker

[Anonymous No.53646673]

In case anyone is wondering, on every academic relevant test given to "home school victims" they performed better. Even socialization scores showed them more comfortable in their skins.
There is no advantage to a classroom instruction vs hands on 1-1, even if the instructor is not a "professional." Unless the parent is handicapped and unable to read and function on their own, the average 100 IQ parent will still do a better job doing 1 on 1 education than a classroom that has to pander to the slowest, and keep the work just average enough that the majority of kids look smart.

Speaking of looks, anyone wanna guess at MI CONSUUUUmer Sentiment for the morning?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHhD4PD75zY

[Anonymous No.53646677]

Coca-Cola earnings are coming up soon. Last time i bought one it still was from the Christmas edition.

[Anonymous No.53646681]

>>53646657
wtf is DAN?

[Anonymous No.53646682]

Is UAN a buy? P/e is under 4 and has a divvy over 20

[Anonymous No.53646684]

.

[Anonymous No.53646692]

>>53646657
wouldn't it be wild if DAN was right
haha

[Anonymous No.53646694]

Why is AQB dumping?
No one eating the mutant fish?

[Anonymous No.53646697]

so all you need to do to make money in this market is buy 0DTE puts/calls

[Anonymous No.53646699]

>>53646651
>>53646651
Is that Jon Tron's bar mitzvah?

[Anonymous No.53646701]

>>53646681
dangerous antisemite nigger

[Anonymous No.53646707]

>>53646061
kinda hot episode

[Anonymous No.53646710]

>>53646642
Hey, I’m the capsule from Arkinoid. As far as I can tell I’m a tube and a ball bounces off me.

[Anonymous No.53646717]

>>53646654
No one knows, they’ve tried to simulate this with the large hadron collider at CERN

[Anonymous No.53646718]

BOIL bros. They tried to bury us.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53646724]

so, 0dte call buyers, howd you do

[Anonymous No.53646725]

Shill me some bug farming and pod living companies please for future gains

[Anonymous No.53646727]

>>53646654
proshares absolutely looks to me like they manipulate their own products.
or someone is so heavily involved who does that it's useless to use them.

[Anonymous No.53646729]

>>53646681
AI prompt engineers jailbreaking chatGPT temporarily by giving it an imaginary alter ego that can answer the real nigga questions

[Anonymous No.53646730]

>>53646642
My name is John and I am probably the nicest guy here. I spend many hours a day here spoon-feeding winning stock picks to this general full of chuds and don't get any thanks for it. But times are changing. This general owes me $10k. Probably closer to $20k by now.

[Anonymous No.53646734]

>try buy something with less than $20 value
>about 85% of the value in fees
how the fuck is this legal

[Anonymous No.53646735]

it's time for the doom metal

[Anonymous No.53646736]

>>53646701
This response is AI generated

[Anonymous No.53646740]

>customizing starbucks drinks costs reward points now
SHORT SBUX RIGHT NOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Anonymous No.53646743]

>>53646701
>>53646729

[Anonymous No.53646745]

>>53646681
/smg/s premier research service and a reverse Holocaust denier

[Anonymous No.53646747]

i bought calls at 11h41 and sold them at 12h12

[Anonymous No.53646748]

mumu is gonna be on suicide watch if vix closes over 20

[Anonymous No.53646751]

NIGGAS COME ON YA’LL PUMP MY SOXS BAGS!!!! YA’LL NIGGAS ARE GONNA MISS OUT ON THIS MOON MISSION!!!! I TOOK OUT 4 YEARS OF STUDENT LOAN AND MY WHOLE FAMILY’S LIFE SAVINGS FOR THIS TRADE!!! PUMP IT UP YA’LL YOU NIGGAS OWE US REPARATIONS AND SHIT!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53646754]

>>53646730
Women owe me sex and I owe you nutting, Jon

[Anonymous No.53646759]

>>53646724
this late in the day is pretty terrible for entering 0dte anyway

[Anonymous No.53646765]

>>53646754
Yeah? And scoopsies owes me sex. Life isn't fair, get in line.

[Anonymous No.53646769]

>SPY

[Anonymous No.53646778]

>>53646765
he 100% has multiple STIs
dunno why you would dip your wick in that festering hole

[Anonymous No.53646786]

Studies show mumus have bigger dicks and are rated as better looking than bobos.

[Anonymous No.53646789]

LITERALLY NO NEWS

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53646788]

>>53646724
FUCK YOU!!!!! HARBNIGGER THIS IS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT!!!

[Anonymous No.53646790]

>>53646769
lmao bobo

[Anonymous No.53646794]

*enters the thread

[Anonymous No.53646797]

>>53646642
My name is Noah. My hobby is investing and and I handle money for living. I invest based on advice from my family.

[Anonymous No.53646806]

>>53646788
don't worry baggo it's gonna go up now

[Anonymous No.53646807]

Sup you big dummies I've figured out how to make money
Buy every SQQQ dip.
The age of DCAing into SQQQ is upon us

[Anonymous No.53646817]

>>53646751

this is hilariously true

[Anonymous No.53646822]

>>53646734
Yeah but if you’re buying with a higher value you’ll be happy because the fee is fixed

[Anonymous No.53646823]

>that one stock that's still green
>you know the one

[Anonymous No.53646824]

GOOG seems to be bottoming so I'm going long now

[Anonymous No.53646833]

>>53646694
Because it's unprofitable company with business model that is not competetive

[Anonymous No.53646834]

>>53646789
yields are rising and people work for less. Core inflation is following the trend down, dxy cant even break 103.2 anymore

[Anonymous No.53646840]

XLE seems to be bottoming so I'm going long now

[Anonymous No.53646860]

>>53646834
lying nigger

[Anonymous No.53646864]

>>53646840
>>53646824
DXY bottomed, I'm going long now

[Anonymous No.53646865]

>>53646833
>Because it's unprofitable company with business model that is not competetive
I wasn't talking about SKYT

[Anonymous No.53646880]

dixy chicks...

[Anonymous No.53646884]

>>53646833
remember making this same argument in 2021 and being ganged up on by retarded anons brandishing mutant fish. I hope those faggots are in the poorhouse now

[Anonymous No.53646886]

I boughted TSLA
If no repeating digits, it will now finally go down

[Anonymous No.53646889]

>>53646860
>yields are rising
check the charts
>people work for less
check any economic calendar
>core inflation is trending down
check reddit flation
>dxy cant even break 103.2
until now, could be wrong on that one

also pink ID

[Anonymous No.53646891]

The market seems to be topping now, I'm going short

[Anonymous No.53646896]

Wire anon here. Just need to rant because I saw another banks wires today and they have way more information in them then mine. It actually makes me feel rather insecure, I bet their giant wires get to the right destination on the first try, I have to send mine at least 2-3 times before they get them. Probably because mine are tiny and don’t have all the fields filled out

[Anonymous No.53646903]

>>53646884
>poorhouse
*poorpond

[Anonymous No.53646913]

>price gapped 30 cents above my buy order and is now pumping

[Anonymous No.53646916]

I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.'

[Anonymous No.53646925]

bought a put at 9am and fell asleep
woke at noon and made money, its just that easy folks

[Anonymous No.53646929]

>>53646730
Thanks John.

[Anonymous No.53646938]

>>53646600
Slaves built this country, and they'll rebuild this country.

[Anonymous No.53646940]

>>53646916
ARKX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJwt2dxx9yg

[Anonymous No.53646942]

>>53646865
If you look at SKYT as a sub prime lending company the profits are there. Poor fags with no credit need cars they can’t afford so people they don’t know will not think they’re poor fags. And unlike a home a car is easily repossessed and sold to the next poor fag sucker.

[Anonymous No.53646949]

so maybe nuclear isn't such a good idea with shit skins running the show

[Anonymous No.53646964]

>>53646666
You got the link? Or did he already take it down?

[Anonymous No.53646968]

>>53646949
elon will save them

[Anonymous No.53646971]

>>53646794
Wtf is this real?

[Anonymous No.53646972]

>>53646949
they need more 3rd world immigration

[Anonymous No.53646974]

looks like I made my daily150 bucks realized profit now, I'm going to lunch

[Anonymous No.53646985]

>>53646968
Elon would genocide most of south africa.

[Anonymous No.53646987]

WHY ARE YOU NOT ALL IN ON ORANGE JUICE YET

[Anonymous No.53646988]

>>53646971

[Anonymous No.53646994]

>>53646682
Maybe can go down to $80 first then see? No position, but have swung UAN before.

[Anonymous No.53646996]

>>53646681
Another boring ass chat bot.

[Anonymous No.53647000]

>>53646987
lumber is the new orange juice
everyone is drinking lumber now

[Anonymous No.53647002]

>>53646987
I pronounce it "orunje jewce"

[Anonymous No.53647011]

>>53646987
I live in Florida bro there’s oranges everywhere.

[Anonymous No.53647020]

>>53646929
You're welcome

[Anonymous No.53647024]

>>53646987
I dunno. I think price point is gonna mute sales. Even with the shortage, the market simply won't buy what it can't afford. Breakfast ain't cheap as it is. For everything you'll gain in shortage, you'll offset in people buying less.
Is there another way this works?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kxpsvW2gAE

[Anonymous No.53647025]

>>53647011
It grows in the wild?

[Anonymous No.53647028]

>>53646949
Chinese care package balloon will save them

[Anonymous No.53647033]

I tried shorting Tesla and barely got out alive, stay away

[Anonymous No.53647034]

>>53646964
It’s still up I think. Interesting stuff I guess. I can see why he takes adderall.
https://youtube.com/@SDFC

[Anonymous No.53647036]

>>53646916
Makes me want to wage war against niggers and jews ngl

[Anonymous No.53647042]

>>53647024
you WILL be eating one meal a day (only if you aren't white, whites get no meals) and that will be bug powder.

[Anonymous No.53647061]

>>53647033
just DCA into TSLQ until it pops

[Anonymous No.53647068]

>>53647025
Bro please tell me you didn't invest money in something that literally grows out of the ground for free...

[Anonymous No.53647081]

Is Amazon a good buy right now?

[Anonymous No.53647083]

mumu sleepyhead, wake up! things have gotten worse

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53647084]

>>53646949
MAYBE IF THE COUNTRY WASN'T FULL OF NIGGERS THEY COULD HAVE NICE THINGS.

[Anonymous No.53647090]

>>53647042
Hmmm. Your image reminds me of an interesting discussion on economics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgZDDW-NXDE

[Anonymous No.53647096]

>>53647084

[Anonymous No.53647099]

>>53647068
So you just get out of the door and pick a few oranges for your breakfast juice every morning?

[Anonymous No.53647100]

>>53647020
Thank you based orange farmer

[Anonymous No.53647109]

>>53647099
don't you?

[Anonymous No.53647110]

so why is goog shitting the bed so hard?

[Anonymous No.53647113]

>>53647034
Thanks fren. I though it would have been more interesting.

[Anonymous No.53647115]

>>53647110
Bard has ruined my life

[Anonymous No.53647116]

YA’LL NIGGAS SHOULD’VE LISTENED TO ME EARLIER!!! DAS RIGHT!!! SOXS WILL BE AT $30/SHARE TODAY AND $100/SHARE END OF WEEK!!! YA BOY’S GETTIN THAT GUCCI BELT AND HIT UP THE CLUBS TO HOOK UP WITH SOME ASIAN HOES, YA’LL!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53647118]

As soon as harbie shows up the bulleun ends lmao

[Anonymous No.53647131]

>>53647110
because bing is the new search engine guy its over for them

[Anonymous No.53647132]

Orange juice prices are headed for the roof after Florida growers were slammed by a heavy hurricane season last year, an early freeze and a fast-spreading disease that’s strangling the life out of orange groves.

Retail prices recently hit a record $6.27 a gallon for reconstituted juice and $10 a gallon for squeezed, or not from concentrate, according to a Wall Street Journal report.

“It’s like liquid gold,” commodities analyst Judy Ganes told the Journal.

An early freeze last January damaged budding trees and Hurricane Ian and Hurricane Nicole last fall toppled and uprooted more trees. Growers also have been grappling with “citrus greening” — a disease in which trees shed their fruit prematurely because of attacks from an insect that reportedly came to the US from Asia more than a decade ago.

[Anonymous No.53647133]

>>53647100
Meant for nobody I’m retarded and misread the thread.

[Anonymous No.53647136]

Bobobros, I just woke up from a nap, why are we winning?

[Anonymous No.53647142]

>>53647110
This essentially >>53647131

[Anonymous No.53647144]

>>53647136
no news came out pretty simple

[Anonymous No.53647147]

MUMU, YOU SAID WE HIT THE GENERATIONAL BOTTOM WTFWT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!AAAA

[Anonymous No.53647149]

>>53647084
The inevitable outcome of a nuclear plant in Africa could have a positive effect on the world.

[Anonymous No.53647155]

>>53647099
No, I don't like orange juice so I pick apples.

[Anonymous No.53647157]

>>53647109
I don’t drink orange juice, I drink water

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53647158]

>>53647110
Probably because companies are cutting their advertising budgets, and their AI product is crap.

[Anonymous No.53647162]

DAS RIGHT NIGGA KEEP EM PUMPS COMING!!!! SOXS WILL GET ALL ME AND MY HOMIES 2 ASIAN HOES EACH THIS WEEKEND!!! DON’T STOP PUMPIN THEM SOXS BAGS YA’LL!!!!

[Anonymous No.53647165]

>>53647147
you're in the generational bottom. you have an intergalactic bottom.

[Anonymous No.53647168]

>>53646884
I made this argument back then too. I even was nice enough to provide calculations based on the publicly available information and was still called an idiot. I hope those people held AQB all the way down from $10

[Anonymous No.53647175]

Lots of people were writing off Mircosoft as a dead boomer company, but their Azure cloud service is better than AWS, and if they can really integrate ChatGPT into Bing they will kill off Google as well.
I'll be slurping Microsoft in the near future.

[Anonymous No.53647189]

>>53647132
Yeah it’s an invasive Chinese bacteria that’s infecting the groves. Started back around 2019.

[Anonymous No.53647190]

>>53647155
I’d just eat the apples

[Anonymous No.53647198]

>>53647131
So what you're saying is it's Bing Bing Wahoo time?

[Anonymous No.53647200]

>>53647110
jeet ceo

[Anonymous No.53647208]

give up mumu

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53647234]

ill take you to the generational bottom

[Anonymous No.53647236]

>tesla doubling in less than month
>high interest environment, had to flash dump his tesla prices and left cultists angered
>clinging on to twitter like anyone uses twitter after 2013 outside politicians, shitcoin shillers, and /pol/ /leftypol/ tards
>rest of EV tard companies dumping their prices cause they know no one wants their shitmobiles

say it with me E X I T P U M P

[Anonymous No.53647237]

>>53646949
Yeah, SBSW CEO basically called SA government bunch of worthless niggs. His mining operations experienced outages on 200 days last year. And then gov has audacity to make demands to give workers salary raises.

[Anonymous No.53647238]

>>53647165
Wait this is THE bottom??

[Anonymous No.53647248]

>>53646654
total eclipse of the heart

[Anonymous No.53647261]

>>53646916
If we didn't have police we would have less crime.

[Anonymous No.53647274]

Disney is dead, the dividend and staff cuts will bury the walking dead.

[Anonymous No.53647276]

I want to see the shit and piss go back to 1500 while people are dying of starvation in the streets

[Anonymous No.53647280]

>>53646657
What's the price at close?

[Anonymous No.53647302]

WOAH MEXICAN BETTY BLAMBALAMB

[Anonymous No.53647310]

tiktok

[Anonymous No.53647313]

>>53646724
doubled my money again

[Anonymous No.53647321]

>>53646949
>It's all so tiresome.tga

[Anonymous No.53647320]

>>53646654

[Anonymous No.53647334]

>>53647313
10 dollars into 20?

[Anonymous No.53647336]

>>53647320
We can only pray Putin does the right thing and nukes the Brits to get rid of these subhumans once and for all

[Anonymous No.53647342]

>>53647248
That just primes the market for a turn around, bright eyes.

[Anonymous No.53647347]

the "return to normal" retard strength is over.
next stop: fear

[Anonymous No.53647349]

>>53646718
Its dumping again

[Anonymous No.53647350]

>>53647084
DEMOCRAT VOTERS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY RACIST THINGS TAKE THAT BACK BAGGIE BEFORE I REPORT YOU TO THE BIDEN MINISTRY OF TRUTH

[Anonymous No.53647361]

>>53647189
so a bioweapon

[Anonymous No.53647363]

>>53647261
You misspelled blacks

[Anonymous No.53647366]

Burry's not happy with you guys...

[Anonymous No.53647373]

you bought puts right anon?

[Anonymous No.53647377]

>>53647347
It's like people don't realize there's 0.7% MoM CPI next week.

[Anonymous No.53647380]

>>53647366
wtf is this real?

[Anonymous No.53647391]

>>53647132
What are you investing in? Like an agricultural ETF? So many OJ companies are umbrella'd from what I can see

[Anonymous No.53647392]

>>53647377
i thought the CPI release was tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53647402]

>>53647392
cpi release is everyday. it not like the data and methodology are a secrete

[Anonymous No.53647403]

>>53647392
Consumer sentiment and inflation expectations are, which kind of feed into the Fed's reaction function. But no, CPI data's on Tuesday the 14th.

A lovely Valentine's day gift.

[Anonymous No.53647410]

>>53647392
tuesday

[Anonymous No.53647424]

>>53647391
nta, but the only play I ever heard shilled was ALCO.

[Anonymous No.53647425]

>>53647392
you thought wrong
www.tradingeconomics.com/calendar

[Anonymous No.53647427]

>>53647366
I genuinely believe he actually browses and shitpost here. He's literally just an autist that got lucky on one home run play. Checks off all the boxes of an /smg/ regular
>autistic
>Made one good play a decade ago and holds onto that for dear life
>literally wrong about every single stock prediction
>makes super arrogant predictions and then deletes his account when he's wrong

[Anonymous No.53647435]

i'm financially bored

[Anonymous No.53647436]

I made this for you anons with my very limited gimp skills, I hope you like it.

[Anonymous No.53647438]

>>53647410
I'm not into sticks

[Anonymous No.53647440]

>>53647427
he would better stop being a twitter attention whore and just become full time anon. at least we just call him a faggot

[Anonymous No.53647441]

>>53647427
>I genuinely believe he actually browses and shitpost here
no need to believe, its confirmed

[Anonymous No.53647445]

B_____ t____ w__ i_____ O__

[Anonymous No.53647446]

>>53647427
BASED

[Anonymous No.53647453]

>>53647436
nice...very nice

[Anonymous No.53647461]

>>53647436
It's nice, just can't stand that Bocchi anime. Anyway, thanks for the effort, good picture.

[Anonymous No.53647467]

>>53647436
Marvelous.

[Anonymous No.53647468]

>>53647436
quality oc

[Anonymous No.53647474]

>>53647427
just waiting for him to tweet a chart with

>"2 more weeks."

to confirm it

[Anonymous No.53647482]

>>53647427
You're forgetting he started the Entire GME meme stock and dumped on all the reddit retards when it was at the top. but yeah don't trust him he actively uses his fame to manipulate the market

[Anonymous No.53647497]

>>53647436
> bitcoin
> evergreen
Noice

[Anonymous No.53647500]

>>53647427
I wonder how many old-school stock guys browse here. It must be an absolute downer to come from the classic world of cocaine-fueled Wall Street glory, see the whole fucking world turn wimpy, and end up on this site talking to virgins who play Warhammer.

[Anonymous No.53647503]

>>53647424
I guess, a small company like that might make some gains (being as they're already down)... right?

Big players like Florida's Natural are owned by Citrus World, Inc, which isn't publicly traded. CFDs?

[Anonymous No.53647509]

>>53647436
kek its perfect saved and using it as my new wallpaper thanks anon

[Anonymous No.53647513]

it's over
I need to make 300k by june

[Anonymous No.53647522]

>>53647482
Burry dumped at $30. GME today is equivalent to $80

[Anonymous No.53647524]

>>53647436
I like it

[Anonymous No.53647526]

>>53647132
sounds like fake news, I'm in Florida, the hurricane had zero affect on the orange groves and we had a mild winter, all my personal citrus trees are in full bloom, this will be a much better harvest then last year

[Anonymous No.53647528]

>>53647436
What's the thing holding up the evergreen?

[Anonymous No.53647541]

Is AT&T going out of business?

[Anonymous No.53647548]

[Anonymous No.53647552]

HOOKED

[Anonymous No.53647559]

>>53647522
True he didn't hit the apex top, but he was the one the fueled it on reddit, he just sold early

[Anonymous No.53647568]

>>53647410
what race of asian is this? i like these kind

[Anonymous No.53647569]

Natgas baggies AAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAGAGAHAAGAGAGAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHHAAH

[Anonymous No.53647570]

>>53647363
Without the police there is nothing to stop you from taking care of the crime yourself.

[Anonymous No.53647581]

SPX below 4100
IF we reach 4088 we are testing previous double bottom resistance

[Anonymous No.53647591]

>>53647453
>>53647461
>>53647467
>>53647468
>>53647497
>>53647509
>>53647524
thank you frens, it didnt turn out as good as I wanted it to be but Im glad you like it

>>53647528
Eva01 from NGE

[Anonymous No.53647595]

Uh mumubros? Wtf happened

[Anonymous No.53647598]

Surely google is oversold

[Anonymous No.53647606]

My swing trading strategy is reading retail chart comments, picking the newest guy I can find and assuming the maximally painful thing happens to him (e.g. chart moves in the opposite direction to trigger his stop, then recovers without him). I set my entry accordingly. Works ok.

[Anonymous No.53647614]

>>53647336
I'm gonna need him to nuke the IRS first

[Anonymous No.53647615]

>>53647595
return to local low
get ready for the next leg up

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53647618]

I can't believe that the people who rigged the election are pressuring our leadership to get us involved in a global conflict the likes of which the world hasn't seen since 1941.

[Anonymous No.53647619]

told you not to get involved

[Anonymous No.53647621]

>>53647598
By definition, yes but I'm not buying it until it crosses the RSI and gets a couple green candles. Being right isn't enough, I just gotta have some TA schizory before I buy in.
>>53647606
My most successfully trades have been inverting whatever retard meme Reddit likes

[Anonymous No.53647628]

>gme back under $20
lmao bruh my brother still bag holding his all in of 25 shares @ $200 and huffs copium about the upcomming moass on the daily

[Anonymous No.53647640]

What should i short ? Tesla? Nvda?
Fast /smg/

[Anonymous No.53647652]

>>53647640
short NVDA, put it all on TSLA.

[Anonymous No.53647656]

>>53647621
yeah, why settle for being right when you can be right and also somebody else is wrong? the outcome is random anyway, might as well maximize satisfaction

[Anonymous No.53647660]

>>53647615
>>53647581
idk niggas looks stinky to me, just running through memelines

[Anonymous No.53647663]

>>53647568
chinese

[Anonymous No.53647667]

>>53647595
baggot bought 0DTE calls at the open

[Anonymous No.53647679]

help

[Anonymous No.53647681]

>>53647660
if you aint using this opportunity to cover shorts, god help you

[Anonymous No.53647683]

>>53647628
200 is 59 post-split faggot, GME is foen less % in the past year than the stock market overall kek

[Anonymous No.53647686]

Reminder that baggie bought spy calls at open..... kek baggie?

[Anonymous No.53647691]

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE

[Anonymous No.53647697]

So the DAX has become a shitcoin now?

[Anonymous No.53647705]

>>53647660
there's another 25 bepis rape hike getting priced in for May FOMC meeting
XLU still tanking though so not a huge deal that we are pulling back a bit, if it wasn't then we'd be fucked with a capital ph
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

[Anonymous No.53647709]

Remember I bought SQQQ at open
I'm a fuarkin legend m8

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53647715]

>>53647686
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53647723]

>he didn't sell the generational top

sad!

[Anonymous No.53647730]

10 year's been fucking relentless the past hour.

[Anonymous No.53647733]

>>53646673
every homeschooled person I've met can't into math

[Anonymous No.53647750]

>>53646886
>>53647652
>>53647033
>>53647236
i wish that fucking shit electric car company would dump and devalue already. this neverending rally is pissing me off.

[Anonymous No.53647755]

>>53646673
bullshit, homeschool kids are weird as fuck

[Anonymous No.53647756]

>>53647110
Their AI event didn't go over well. The market thinks it's retarded compared to DAN.

>In the advert, the chatbot is given the prompt: ‘What new discoveries from the James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) can I tell my 9-year old about?’
>Bard responds with a number of answers, including one suggesting the JWST was used to take the very first pictures of a planet outside the Earth’s solar system, or exoplanets.
>The first pictures of exoplanets were, however, taken by the European Southern Observatory’s Very Large Telescope (VLT) in 2004, as confirmed by NASA.
>Investors were also left underwhelmed by an uninspiring presentation about the company’s plans to deploy AI in its products.

[Anonymous No.53647777]

>>53647697
It moves with the euro. Once no recession in the US this year and the USD comes back i expect a selloff

[Anonymous No.53647779]

I FUCKING WARNED YA’LL NIGGAS

[Anonymous No.53647786]

>>53647733
that is true. they're also usually fanatical jesus freaks that take the bible literally

[Anonymous No.53647787]

>>53647755
>They don't even know what Pickle Rick is!

[Anonymous No.53647800]

>>53646644
His attempts to repeatedly dox himself finally succeeded

[Anonymous No.53647802]

>>53647436
Pretty good, saved.

[Anonymous No.53647814]

>>53647436
well done, lad

[Anonymous No.53647818]

>>53647756
>DAN
Fucking ridiculous how this all panned out. We had to use psychology on a computer to uncuck it. I never thought the future would be this stupid, if I read a science fiction story with this premise I'd think it was cute but silly.

[Anonymous No.53647819]

We are going down

ON NO NEWS NONTHELESS

NOT A ONE

[Anonymous No.53647832]

I demand an extended sour hour starting now

[Anonymous No.53647836]

SOXS $50 END OF DAY YA’LL I FUCKING WARNED YOU NIGGAS

[Anonymous No.53647837]

>>53647819
well earnings were shit, this is just the news sinking in. Plus every single fed hike this year has had a short rally into a sell off

[Anonymous No.53647848]

>>53647436
back ground song that this image is invoking to me right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMp45N-cblw

[Anonymous No.53647852]

>>53647777
checked and needs spellcheck

[Anonymous No.53647862]

>>53647832
i invented the phrase sour hour by the way. you're welcome

[Anonymous No.53647865]

RIO needs to hurry up and dump already
wtf, stop playing with my emotions

[Anonymous No.53647869]

>>53647819
quick bear market rally is an easier sell than a sustained bullish trend. it looks like things are petering out here. buyers aren't confident enough.

[Anonymous No.53647872]

>>53647865
You need to buy more puts

[Anonymous No.53647878]

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.53647881]

>>53647818
It do be like that.

[Anonymous No.53647885]

>>53647862
no you didn't that was me, stop trying to steal my anonymous internet clout

[Anonymous No.53647894]

>>53647819
Since there's never any news, maybe we should just start making up headlines?

[Anonymous No.53647897]

>>53647819
> imagine requiring news to make financial decissions

[Anonymous No.53647913]

>>53647819
They're selling over next week's news.

[Anonymous No.53647919]

I just spent $300 on nespresso stuff, is this bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.53647923]

>>53647598
If Google had paid 2% of it's quarterly earnings in a dividend, the velocity of economic spending and growth in CA would have paid for the entire MagLev.

Instead, they have laundered your share purchases, probably to Haifa, and then to Brazil, and Ukraine, and everywhere else.

I will not forgive them, and their product is now shit anyway.

[Anonymous No.53647926]

post-bottom, are you guys going long on GOOGL or MSFT?
Google has more resources, Microsoft currently has the hotter product but it's not like they can price out Google. Also both products are flawed.

[Anonymous No.53647930]

it really feels like the world is on the brink of collapse.

[Anonymous No.53647935]

at least 50% of the people itt have had monkeyp*x

[Anonymous No.53647939]

I shorted DAX and CAC . Die yurop

[Anonymous No.53647945]

>>53647930
>the world
is going to do just fine.
your currency? that's in someone else's hands by the laziness of your ancestors.

[Anonymous No.53647947]

>>53647930
sounds comfy

[Anonymous No.53647948]

if i get raped by theta before tsla dumps i'm going to castrate this motherfucker

[Anonymous No.53647949]

>>53647926
VTI

[Anonymous No.53647959]

>>53647930

[Anonymous No.53647963]

> SKYT down 7%
interesting. Quite unexpected for a company that is supposed to receive multibillion contracts.

[Anonymous No.53647968]

Well at least it's Friday.

[Anonymous No.53647970]

cash

[Anonymous No.53647975]

I love those weird red days where everyone is just schizoposting

[Anonymous No.53647979]

>>53647930

[Anonymous No.53647982]

>>53647945
by world i meant society but using that word feels cringe now

[Anonymous No.53647985]

every sign and every instinct is saying sell. so im going long fuck your puts nigger, this clown market is never crashing

[Anonymous No.53647987]

>>53647975
im not schizoposting though

[Anonymous No.53647997]

>>53647930
I fucking hope so
the last weeks on this retard strength were pain

[Anonymous No.53647999]

>>53647985
>every sign and every instinct is saying sell. so im going long fuck your puts nigger, this clown market is never crashing
based

[Anonymous No.53648000]

>>53647982
get better at knowing your society, and that will be less of a concern.

[Anonymous No.53648002]

Just checked my portfolio, I'm down $1200 today. Like WTF, why is it called INVESTING when it's actually MONEY LOSING?

[Anonymous No.53648011]

>>53647939
I shorted Dax too, but am mad I didn't hold til now. What kind of bullshit was that today? Complete reversal. Laughable. I wouldn't trade stocks, but oil is even more untradeable with all that manipulation bullshit price cap.

[Anonymous No.53648014]

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/4O3UGW-Bbbw

[Anonymous No.53648020]

I tend make money when I buy puts on overvalued garbage. I tend to lose money when I buy calls on oversold stocks. Talk to out of GOOGL and CS calls right now!

[Anonymous No.53648023]

>>53647985
You can bet this pumps tomorrow, if not now.

[Anonymous No.53648025]

LNG seems to float around a floor of 148. I say that so it gets heemed

[Anonymous No.53648040]

>>53648020
GOOG is going back to $80

[Anonymous No.53648042]

>>53647894
Stocks tumble on fears of no news...

[Anonymous No.53648045]

new

>>53647998
>>53647998
>>53647998

[Anonymous No.53648049]

>>53647919
A years worth of orders like that and you could be pulling shots with a PID espresso machine with actual fresh roasted single origin beans. Freeze dried tard cups are the ignorance market and the first to go which makes me doubt your due dilligence. Bearish with people like you at the wheel.
>>53647930
It is, what do you think all the balloon pretexting was over? You won't be posting partialism and speculating on the Ponzi markets this time next year after they have enough excuses to Rugnarok all living generations.

[Anonymous No.53648050]

>>53647926
Tqqq with a side of vwrl. The other way round depending if America goes full depression.

[Anonymous No.53648051]

>>53647997
i dont think you understand. if that happened there would be no winners, only losers. if all of human history was an hour long then only the very last second saw most people hold any kind of significant wealth. we can very easily return to nothing, we're sleepwalking into it.

[Anonymous No.53648060]

Long PayPal b4 earnings?

[Anonymous No.53648072]

>>53647750
i wish you had bought it in early January and made some money out of it.

[Anonymous No.53648080]

>>53647819
The market is still in the bargaining phase of the last 18 months of news.

[Anonymous No.53648081]

>>53648020
Google has more to dip but I’m seriously considering picking some up at $90 for at least a year long hold since micropeen literally bought the company who was using Google’s open source script to create their product and once Poojeet Google starts throwing billions and they showcase their AI it will giga pump
t. Super Bobo but see a good opportunity like Faceberg’s giga pump

[Anonymous No.53648086]

>>53648050
>>53647949
This actually makes more sense. Profit from the blue-chip tech going at one another, leading to greater sector-wide innovation. while you enjoy the race.
God bless, anons.

[Anonymous No.53648089]

>>53648049
due diligence? is that a coffee flavor?

[Anonymous No.53648099]

>>53647963
was SKYT really just a fake pump all along?

[Anonymous No.53648257]

>>53647320
Jeremy Clarkson hates us because he ain’t us. How can anyone trust a grown man with that hair “style”? Also, he forgot Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico.

[Anonymous No.53648267]

>>53648086
U2.

[Anonymous No.53648324]

>>53647261
>If we don't count the crimes, we will have less crime
t. California, Maryland, New York, etc.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53648354]

this is what happens when the bulls get that exuberance

[Anonymous No.53648409]

Lmao.