/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.53644014]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previously on /smg/ >>53642586

[Anonymous No.53644033]

MY TSLA PUTS

[Anonymous No.53644043]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

[Anonymous No.53644047]

First for
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53644048]

my ID color is todays winner

[Anonymous No.53644049]

Loading up tranche 7 of my NVDA short right now. Not gonna lie, things are looking grim.

[Anonymous No.53644052]

>>53642900
ALPP isnt a scam dip shit

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53644053]

>>53644048
i disagree

[Anonymous No.53644055]

[Anonymous No.53644056]

Why the fuck isn't the stock market crashing yet?!

[Anonymous No.53644058]

>>53644048

[Anonymous No.53644059]

When will GOOG get rid of that useless pajeet CEO?

[Anonymous No.53644061]

>search for 90's music videos on YouTube
>get WEF speeches in the search results
I hate the modern Internet so much bros

[Anonymous No.53644065]

>>53644048
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.53644067]

really showed your ass yesterday mumu

[Anonymous No.53644068]

>>53644033

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53644076]

>>53644056
it will relax
they cant just drop it when everyone thinks its time to go down

[Anonymous No.53644080]

>>53644055
heh

[Anonymous No.53644082]

Quit buying tops.

[Anonymous No.53644083]

>>53644061
you know you can delete and block channels from your feed

[Anonymous No.53644087]

>>53644061
Learn to spot the distraction

[Anonymous No.53644090]

you bought puts right anon?

[Anonymous No.53644093]

Why do I always take small profits on days when the market screams, and take huge losses when all I had to do was wait an hour and take 1/2 that?

I swear the ProShares guys have the Bogdanoff's estate planner on a constant live fee..

[Anonymous No.53644106]

>>53644093
Because you're a trader not an investor

[Anonymous No.53644108]

>>53644068
Hitler-sama make it stop! i promise i'll be more open about hating the jews at work!

[Anonymous No.53644113]

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/R1JXxxm3thE

[Anonymous No.53644115]

>A stock of mine is red and on low volume
>Only does this on days where QQQ pretends to be green at open and flips red around lunch

[Anonymous No.53644117]

i see no reason TSLA won't rise back to its highs. nothing about the company has changed - and even if progresso redditors have soured on elon musk, he's now appearing on the twitter feeds of tens of millions of zoomers as "mr rich guy who doesnt give a fuck." honestly we're lucky he isnt eligible for president.

[Anonymous No.53644118]

>>53644106
There are no investors here

[Anonymous No.53644120]

YA’LL NIGGAS SHOULD BE BUYING SOXS WHILE IT’S AT A DISCOUNT!!!! WATCH IT GO UP TO $99/SHARE BY END OF WEEK AND PROVE ME RIGHT!!!! YA’LL BEEN WARNED THIS SHIT ABOUT TO DUMP HARD!!!!!

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53644127]

>>53644117
you are retarded
tesla hasnt existed in a world where interest rates are over 5% you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.53644129]

>>53644118
Explains why you're all losers

[Anonymous No.53644130]

>>53644113

Song for the moment in my portfolio.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc1Uld0k4W4
>>53644106
Hey, I think of myself as a part-time owner, thank you.

[Anonymous No.53644142]

please tell me that my TSLA puts will print by march

i'm getting demoralized

[Anonymous No.53644143]

>>53644129

[Anonymous No.53644150]

>>53644117
At this stage, Cathy Woods will be proven right again and you will have to call her mommy

[Anonymous No.53644151]

>>53644142
TSLA is overvalued, but shorting it is never a good idea.

[Anonymous No.53644157]

what if we're already in the very beginnings of the next bubble

[Anonymous No.53644160]

>U
What the fuck lmao

[Anonymous No.53644161]

Amazon on his way to 2 digits.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53644162]

if your touchscreen doesnt work you cant start your tesla
they arent regular cars and have no resale value
they are just overpriced electronic hunk of junk meme cars

[Anonymous No.53644164]

>>53644150
>you will have to call her mommy
For free? People pay good money for that.

[Anonymous No.53644166]

I just wanted AI to hit 30

[Anonymous No.53644167]

>>53644130
Make sure to slice with the river.

[Anonymous No.53644168]

I hate TSLA so fucking much

[Anonymous No.53644171]

>>53644052
Sure, they're a totally legitimate, profitable rollup. That's exactly why they did a 20% dilution via private placement + warrants at 70 cents. Definitely wasn't just a race to dump more shares on uninformed retail penny stock investors.
There's gotta be a perfectly good reason they missed their earnings report filing deadline and are now 6 months late.
Definitely not gonna get delisted from nasdaq, a single year after the massive pump on hype over their nasdaq inclusion.

[Anonymous No.53644187]

>>53644166
it will

[Anonymous No.53644188]

>>53644059
I wonder if there's going to be a lawsuit

[Anonymous No.53644194]

>>53644168
Cause you didn't buy in at 108. You're just mad others made easy money. It's gonna pump to aths. FOMO in now

[Anonymous No.53644202]

>>53644194
going to short even more now faggot

[Anonymous No.53644207]

What did credit suisse do to lose 70% of its stock value over the past year?

[Anonymous No.53644213]

What the fuck. HOW IS DIS CALLS AND PUTS DOWN? WHAT JEWISHRRY IS AFOOT HERE?

[Anonymous No.53644215]

>TSLA just keeps going up
someone fucking kill me

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53644219]

>>53644213
iv goes up before earnings and goes down after
lol how new are you

[Anonymous No.53644222]

is goog the mature guy in the room by selling off here?

[Anonymous No.53644223]

>>53644202
If you wanna lose money, go for it. If it goes down, it's gonna be a slow crab followed by explosive pumps. You'll be liquidated OR you can FOMO in like you want to

[Anonymous No.53644226]

>>53644207
>What did credit suisse do to lose 70% of its stock value over the past year?
Their credit sussy

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53644229]

>>53644215
tesla is only going up because everything else is going down
its a flee to safety today
but its also proof that this bear market rally has finally reached its conclusion
lower prices are a-comin

[Anonymous No.53644232]

>>53644202
>shorting TSLA out of anger
This won’t end well

[Anonymous No.53644233]

>>53644187
It better

[Anonymous No.53644238]

>>53644219
Pretty new to options. I made a killing on the BP earnings. Tried rolling that into DUK and DIS calls, which blew up in my face.

[Anonymous No.53644239]

>>53644127
looks like theyre planning for it? thats pretty impressive to be honest. i hope it dips so i can buy more.

[Anonymous No.53644240]

>>53644207
Their business is full of holes

[Anonymous No.53644247]

>>53644229
I thought you were Mr meltup. Did you switch cheeses

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53644248]

>>53644240
truly the suisse cheese of financials

[Anonymous No.53644251]

>puts printing

[Anonymous No.53644252]

>>53644207
>be faggy yurotard
>lose monies

simple as

[Anonymous No.53644253]

>>53644238
>pic related
DIS!!,!??.!,

[Anonymous No.53644256]

good thing i did not enter tesla shorts below 200. it still pushing higher before collapse!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4VK9_CfOLQ

[Anonymous No.53644259]

>>53644167
uhh.. call me nigger and slap me daddy?
what did you just say to me? is that a poker reference?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYSTlwf2_XM

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53644262]

>>53644247
look at the end of last thread where some idiot showed up and said something so top defining that i had no choice but to immediately pivot

[Anonymous No.53644268]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnuuYcqhzCE

[Anonymous No.53644280]

>>53644115
I fucking knew it bros, I told you

[Anonymous No.53644285]

/biz/bros, if you're able to buy stocks from the Copenhagen stock exchange, look into MAERSK-B.CO. They're giving a 4,3k DKK dividend with ex date March 27, and the stock is resting at 15,7k DKK rn. 25+% yield, and the dividend hasn't updated on several major stock trackers so might be geewd to get in now

[Anonymous No.53644290]

somrthing tells me bobo might get fucked real hard here

[0x4fb952C629830F2Ff43EBF6779b6A781aff36f65 No.53644293]

>>53644222
Checked and claimed, also ur a faggot

[Anonymous No.53644294]

>>53644251

[Anonymous No.53644296]

The SPY chart is forming a fucking bull flag.

Fuck.

Will my SPY puts ever fucking print? At least I'm making money on SKYT.

[Anonymous No.53644302]

>>53644252
EPS (TTM) -0.6830

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53644303]

official stock market theme song now that the bear market rally has officially concluded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdi173iq-DQ

[Anonymous No.53644309]

>>53644233
no shot the AI bubble is over bc of that GOOG slip up. there's at least a little more upside on these AI stocks imo. they were due for a pullback but if things don't completely freefall then there should be more upside

[Anonymous No.53644310]

>>53644296
Post Plx

[Anonymous No.53644314]

>>53644293
100 Checkems scheduled for deposit

[Anonymous No.53644316]

>>53644303
sorry i only listen to anime song and touhou remixes

[Anonymous No.53644317]

google is a pretty safe slurp right?

[Anonymous No.53644318]

>>53644262
You're lucky you don't have a tripcode so I don't filter you. I don't care who my wife is fucking and I certainly don't care what you said in the last thread

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53644325]

>>53644316
didnt you know korn was originally a touhou cover band

[Anonymous No.53644327]

I don't make the rules.

[Anonymous No.53644329]

>>53644317
support is at 95

[Anonymous No.53644330]

>>53644309
God I hate Google so fucking much bros..

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53644331]

I don't feel so good guys.

[Anonymous No.53644336]

>>53644285
>25+% yield
the stock is going to drop by that much on the ex div day so what's the point?

[Anonymous No.53644337]

>>53644268
>>53644316

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4

[Anonymous No.53644338]

yay another heavily manipulated non organic price action day on SPY and QQQ
when will the blatant manipulation end?

[Anonymous No.53644340]

I just bought PFE.

[Anonymous No.53644339]

>thursday
>long DRIP
>shits down 7% get stopped

>tuesday
>short UUUU
>shits up 10% and get stopped

Well now I'm down 400$. I backtested my indicator set and it shouldve worked. Feels bad man, like 30 hours of wages and whatever hundred from testing

[Anonymous No.53644346]

>>53644327
based jailbreak taking the pozzed filter off of the AI jewbot

[Anonymous No.53644351]

>>53644331
Our puts are beheemed, baggot

[Anonymous No.53644354]

>>53644239
you're really all just going to ignore the fact that TSLA has slashed its debt from over 9 billion to under 2 billion in just two years?

i'm starting to think people here function more on feelings than facts.

[Anonymous No.53644356]

>>53644296
lmao imagine falling for bull/bear flags. haven't you noticed spy no longer follows traditional rules? algos make the price random as fuck

[Anonymous No.53644357]

>>53644331
Neither do I. I’ve been locked into watching the DIS chart. I have 10l dollars for rollover but at the moment, I’m pretty pissed.

[Anonymous No.53644365]

>>53644356
Spy will be at 418 by EOD monday. Do with that knowledge what you will.

[Anonymous No.53644370]

>>53644365
lmao

[Anonymous No.53644373]

>>53644339
Timing v time in. I’m with ya home slice. Options are not for the poor

[Anonymous No.53644378]

>>53644338
You have an expiry date tattooed yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

[Anonymous No.53644380]

The SPX* 5 min looks like its spelling something

But what?

[Anonymous No.53644383]

>>53644339
most backtests are done wrong. even hedge funds use to backtest their strategies wrong way, adjusting their indicators too much to past-price action. typically that is a sign the
indicator is not very strong. especially trend following systems with low win rate adjusting strategies to fit past prices is way to destruction. also you likely use way too much leverage

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53644386]

>>53644338
the market has always been manipulated
you just cry because youre losing
stop losing idiot

[Anonymous No.53644394]

>>53644386
>tripfag
do you even lift?

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53644399]

>>53644394
wheres the trip i dont see one

[Anonymous No.53644400]

>>53644386
never been as bad as it is now that they have 0de daily options to manipulate price with insane leverage

[Anonymous No.53644402]

>>53644370
Go ahead and screen shot me you nigger.

[Anonymous No.53644415]

All I got is to do covered calls till I pay the rent. Plenty of action in BBBY.

[Anonymous No.53644416]

>>53644402
lmfao you're a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.53644419]

>up 15% on TSLA since last week
Let's keep this going to $300 and then I sell. Easy money.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53644420]

>>53644400
well yeah but retail is also helping them with that
in fact a lot of the 0dte activity was retail
a lot of dumb money in this really and the spy didnt even make it back to 420
id say it doesnt bode well and it was just a last hurrah for markets before we see the crash

[Anonymous No.53644421]

I bought TSLA $200 puts expiring tomorow just to feel something.

[Anonymous No.53644426]

I am convinced none of you are really people because when I post something, no matter what or when, I don't get a single (You). This is a simulation and nothing matters.

[Anonymous No.53644429]

Nice to see Jewgle down another 5%, fuck that company

[Anonymous No.53644430]

>>53644420
>id say it doesnt bode well and it was just a last hurrah for markets before we see the crash
agreed. MMs and those in the "know" are milking this shit as long as they can

[Anonymous No.53644432]

ChatGPT and Sundar Pichai have ruined my life.

[Anonymous No.53644435]

>>53644399
Checked

[Anonymous No.53644444]

@53644426
what makes you think that

[Anonymous No.53644451]

>>53644426
>he doesn't know /smg/ was the first ChatGPT test room

ngmi

[Anonymous No.53644453]

>>53644426
You are just a loser, and what you type has no merit

[Anonymous No.53644455]

BUDDY CHECK BITFUCK COMPUTER AND COINGOY COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.53644457]

>>53644421
You could’ve just Venmo me that couple hundred and I would’ve put it to better use!

[Anonymous No.53644459]

>>53644400
Also checked

[Anonymous No.53644458]

>>53644354
is that a girl?

[Anonymous No.53644468]

>>53644444
BING BING BING

[Anonymous No.53644469]

>why doesn't anyone respond to the shit that everyone is facing right now
>in this high contrast notice me format?
most posts go unattended because there's nothing to be said. either you're not really saying anything except line go up, line go down, or you're presenting it in a way that makes it seem like you're just venting.

[Anonymous No.53644472]

>>53644458
no, look at those hands

[Anonymous No.53644479]

>>53644444
exquisite quints, impressive, very vice

[Anonymous No.53644482]

Nice tries, goblin Jews. But I've noticed. You can't convince me otherwise anymore. None of this is real.

[Anonymous No.53644484]

>>53644444
>>53644455
Check check

[Anonymous No.53644485]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.53644489]

>>53644386
also you think its fuckign coincidence we've been stuck in a 20pt range since 11/14/22 when 0DE daily options became available on SPY?

[Anonymous No.53644490]

Cryptocucks are being liquidated and you're laughing?

[Anonymous No.53644496]

I bought 8 shares of GOOG. Now Google pajeets are my employees

[Anonymous No.53644497]

>>53644432
what is chatgpt used for? learning languages? you should learn japanese

[Anonymous No.53644501]

>>53644457
What would you have done instead?

[Anonymous No.53644504]

The mumuish mumovement ran out of mumumentum. Mumuphoria has vanished without a mumur.

[Anonymous No.53644506]

>>53644490
Uh yeah bro

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53644508]

>>53644489
no i actually mentioned it yesterday theres a very good reason they started offering every day expiry
mostly its because its at a time where many people are desperate and are willing to buy options instead of lotto tickets
its just extracting more money out of retail
and they fell for it

[Anonymous No.53644509]

SOXS WILL BE AT $99/SHARE END OF WEEK NIGGAS THE TIME TO BUY IS NOW WHILE IT’S AT A DISCOUNT!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53644512]

>>53644497
I'm too dumb to learn Japanese

[Anonymous No.53644514]

natgas is back or not?

[Anonymous No.53644518]

Thank you Mickey Mouse for saving the American economy.
Avatarchads, wya?

[Anonymous No.53644520]

It‘s astounding how I always manage to short the bottom and long the top.

[Anonymous No.53644521]

DIS!?!?!?!? .’?!?

[Anonymous No.53644523]

>>53644490
I just simply do not care about it (crypto)
I just don’t

[Anonymous No.53644524]

>>53644432
I'm sorry to hear that your life has been impacted negatively by AI. Here are a few pieces of advice that may help you moving forward:

Seek support: Talk to friends, family members, or a professional therapist about how you're feeling. It's important to have a support system to help you through difficult times.

Reassess your priorities: Take some time to reflect on what's truly important to you and what gives your life meaning. Consider ways to prioritize these things and bring more balance into your life.

Learn about the technology: Gaining a better understanding of AI and how it works can help you feel more in control and less overwhelmed. Consider taking courses or reading up on the topic to educate yourself.

Focus on what you can control: It can be easy to get caught up in things that are out of your control, but it's important to focus on what you can control. For example, you can control your own thoughts, behaviors, and reactions to a given situation.

Stay active and maintain a healthy lifestyle: Regular physical activity and a healthy diet can help boost your mood and reduce stress.

Take a break: Sometimes, stepping back from a situation and giving yourself some space can help you gain a fresh perspective and recharge your batteries.

Remember that it's okay to take things one day at a time, and that recovery is a process. With support and effort, it's possible to overcome challenges and build a fulfilling life.

[Anonymous No.53644525]

>Lumber
more like Timber ha ha

[Anonymous No.53644526]

Sorry, I can't help myself. I need something more upbeat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGtVZgCYVgk
>>53644482
Yes. But what will you do now that you know you're trapped?

[Anonymous No.53644533]

>>53644514
No, I did get caught by that scamwick though

[Anonymous No.53644535]

>>53644524
This reads like a woman or an AI wrote it

[Anonymous No.53644536]

>natgas
Save me lads, I thought the bottom was in...
>>53644497
>you should learn japanese
>Learn a dying language
Lol okay?
Why wouldn't you learn Russian, so you can be of some help in the upcoming war.

[Anonymous No.53644545]

>>53644525
Acadian Timber? I love those canadian cucks. Most comfy dividend of century.

[Anonymous No.53644547]

>>53644535

[Anonymous No.53644551]

>>53644524
People will forget chatgpt by the end of the year, maybe sooner.

[Anonymous No.53644552]

>>53644536
>Save me lads, I thought the bottom was in...
cut your losses, this weeks report was a larger draw than expected yet the price went down

...extremely bearish and bad

[Anonymous No.53644554]

>>53644524
shan't be doing any of this homo shit

[Anonymous No.53644558]

>>53644336

It might, but it will rise until then at this yield, so you can just sell it before the x-day

[Anonymous No.53644563]

>>53644512
basics of any language are pretty easy and quick to learn. fluent is a different thing

[Anonymous No.53644564]

> Baggie bought spy calls at open

Kek

[Anonymous No.53644568]

>>53644509
>take my bags, please please!
what are your proofs?
>>53644524
>
>>53644547
What do I do about cucks who have ruined chat rooms with endless inorganic discussion on AI?

[Anonymous No.53644580]

>>53644552
>...extremely bearish and bad
BUT, SIR!!!
The technicals on the investing website are telling me that I need to be strong buying!!!
WHAT DO?

[Anonymous No.53644589]

>TSLA does a 110% in a month
>keeps going higher

[Anonymous No.53644594]

Ok, maybe you don't know this song you're a zoomer. Try not to get caught in the visuals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41P8UxneDJE
This relates to the market... because... uh... most of us trade better in our sleep?

[Anonymous No.53644612]

>>53644580
>gas draw shatters even the largest analyst's expectation
>price drops more

kek

[Anonymous No.53644618]

Anons I’m just going to have to remind everyone to stop giving the namefag (you)’s

[Anonymous No.53644629]

>>53644458
lol i didnt even notice, its either a girl or a guy with skinny ass wrists and a woman's watch. hot

everyone is ignoring my hard facts about TESLA because it doesnt fit your narrative. pathetic

[Anonymous No.53644630]

>>53644594
This relates to the market because listening to good or fun music is helpful for trading and investing
I'm more of a Magic Man guy however
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vlAdMeZSfw

[Anonymous No.53644634]

Rate my portfolio

[Anonymous No.53644642]

>>53644551
honestly even if it doesnt improve im gonna be using it to write job application cover letters forever. its less of a pussy than i am - i like its boldness.

[Anonymous No.53644646]

>>53644618
it's gonna happen. they're just vain.
And on the dream theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZLKtjATZt0

[Anonymous No.53644649]

DUMP IS HAPPENING BEARS WILL WIN THIS WEEK I SAW IT IN MY DREAMS!!!! SOXS TO $99/SHARE NIGGAS!!!!!!! I TOOK OUT STUDENT LOANS AND PUT IT ALL ON SOXS WITH MY WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD’S SAVING!!!! WE BALLIN BIG THIS WEEKEND YA’LL!!!! TIGHT ASIAN PUSSIES AT THE CLUBS HERE WE COME!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53644660]

>>53644589
It’s literally a straight line up from the bottom. This is unsustainable, right

[Anonymous No.53644668]

>>53644338
This what the fuck is happening

Fuck all MM’s

[Anonymous No.53644671]

>>53644646
Eww, don't listen to that lofi crap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNAop4IRMRo

[Anonymous No.53644674]

>>53644660
Tsla is unshortable

[Anonymous No.53644677]

>>53644383
>too much leverage
Nah thats fine. I have $10k in the account, 2% loss each time. I scale up or down based on balance and volatility

[Anonymous No.53644687]

>>53644143
This is you
https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-retreat-of-the-amateur-investors-11675486817

[Anonymous No.53644690]

>>53644642
Sorry buddy, that’s unethical

https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-bing-ai-chatgpt-refuse-job-cover-letter-application-interview-2023-2

[Anonymous No.53644694]

>>53644634
I thought 4 figs was a meme

[Anonymous No.53644695]

>>53644687
Yes

[Anonymous No.53644698]

>>53644642
>using it to write job application cover letters
I hope you don’t actually do this

[Anonymous No.53644701]

>>53644171
They got a new firm to do their filings for them, are you serious? xd xdxd you dont make money you fall for fud

[Anonymous No.53644703]

>>53644514
I bought BOIL at 5.7 yesterday.

Now it's chilling for now with my newly bought WEBS SOXS TSLS/TSLQ in a Peter Lynch approved diversified portfolio

[Anonymous No.53644709]

I'm going to have a hot take here and say layoffs dont mean anything about stock prices they just go up anyways and some time later decade there will be another hiring boom for more useless people inside the tech industry. Movers and shakers really dont operate in a big organization and directly speaking to the CEO every day is a real thing. Google search doesnt matter, how crap AI is doesnt matter, salesforce adding more useless people doesnt matter. The market is just a number go up reward system for who makes the most bloated enterprise of passive bored employees watching the clock go by. Theres a reason microsoft is praised so much while companies like oracle xerox or IBM are dull and wall street doesnt give them much air time for decades on end.

[Anonymous No.53644712]

[Anonymous No.53644715]

>>53644674
Many have gone long recently

[Anonymous No.53644719]

>>53644056
It takes time, we are literally in the return to normal phase.

[Anonymous No.53644725]

>bought GOOGL yesterday
>still going down
Fucking Jews.

[Anonymous No.53644727]

>>53644687
Could at least archive these articles. I’m not paying to read this.

[Anonymous No.53644728]

lord forgive me i am about to reenter the AI meme stocks

[Anonymous No.53644733]

>>53644701
Some people can only learn lessons through loss. You seem to be one of those people.
Good luck to you.

[Anonymous No.53644736]

>>53644725
BUY SOXS NOW NIGGA

[Anonymous No.53644747]

>>53644725
>Buying a company run by jeets and queer folx
Yikes

[Anonymous No.53644751]

>>53644728
just buy Microsoft shares, they own 75% of OpenAI revenue.

[Anonymous No.53644754]

>>53644533
unfortunate, I have a feeling that wick was the top until new low

[Anonymous No.53644758]

>>53644630
sorry I missed you even posted this.

Hey, I made 2% on VLD today. I was very pleased to be onboard with Cathie long enough to buy a coffee. But I think these doomsayers have me nervous. I can't stay in any position longer than a few days unless it's Value.
>>53644642
bro, I think you're not getting these jobs because you don't care about the projects, you care about the pay. which is reasonable, but it's a hard sell if you're not pretty and/or hyper talented.
if you don't have a unique skill, and you ain't a 7/10, you have to know the business and the market you want to enter inside and out. and once you do that, you'll know who to talk to without filling out any application.
Plenty of HR departments that churn positions to gauge talent and fish for bigguns.

[Anonymous No.53644769]

>>53644674
>unshortable
there is no such thing as an "unshortable" asset. is it a painful because it moves violently? yes, but it works in both directions.

[Anonymous No.53644771]

>>53644751
I’ll wait for the pullback to 250s

[Anonymous No.53644774]

>>53644715
>>53644674
>>53644660
>>53644589
TSLA is the posterboy of the QE driven stock market. If ppl believe in the pivot then it will keep going up.

Bears need that CPI on tuesday to come in flaming hot

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53644780]

FUCK THIS FUCKING MARKET! I FUCKING WENT ALL IN ON CALLS AND NOW IM GOING TO LOSE EVERYTHING AGAIN!!!!

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53644781]

we told you people not to get involved in that

[Anonymous No.53644782]

i just have to start buying contracts further out

[Anonymous No.53644788]

>>53644751
where's the fun in that

[Anonymous No.53644794]

I'm not buying anything until the indexes are down to at least the october lows

[Anonymous No.53644797]

>>53644774
>pivot
There doesnt necessarily need to be a pivot for stocks to climb. Just a calming down of inflation and people can go back into risk on mode. Even with rates higher. Yes they will dedicate more to fixed income now but thats not a big deal.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53644798]

>>53644781
FUCK YOU BARNNIGGER! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

[Anonymous No.53644799]

>>53644780

[Anonymous No.53644800]

>>53644725
The jews are the ones propping up the market you nigger, that way the fed can dump its 8 trillion in bonds without becoming insolvent.

But the needed crash will come once theyve dumped a good deal of the bonds in QT. This is because the yield on those bonds will be much higher once their price has dropped due to the fed dumping. Then all the big money will move away from stocks to scoop up those high yield bonds and bears will finally get to cum

[Anonymous No.53644803]

kek, baggies

[Anonymous No.53644810]

>>53644698
>>53644690
its does it about as well as i do honestly, and this is without refining the prompt at all

i usually add a first sentence that's "hookier" though

[Anonymous No.53644813]

>>53644780
The real gains are the frens you made along the way baggie.

[Anonymous No.53644820]

SOXS GOIN UP YA’LL I WAS RIGHT, HA SUCK IT NIGGERS!!!!

[Anonymous No.53644823]

TSLA fucktard bulls have reappeared on smg, top signal
Like that anon said, they haven't had to deal with 5% rates and they have also indicated severe weakness in demand by slashing prices
TSLA going to get beat up when this rally runs out of energy and it is running out

[Anonymous No.53644827]

Im loading up on Google calls
Will I regret it?

[Anonymous No.53644829]

>>53644780
Wait, you sold them or bought them?
How many symbols?
Sectors?
How much $$$ did you put up for them to eat by shorting volume to pump their way up into your calls?

[Anonymous No.53644830]

>>53644780

[Anonymous No.53644832]

I just want to let you guys know that despite these upside moves the past couple of days now, my mutual funds have barely moved up. Make of it what you will.

[Anonymous No.53644834]

>>53644800
Unfortunate faces on these hoes

[Anonymous No.53644835]

protip: don't do options if you have no idea what you are doing, just buy indices and bonds

[Anonymous No.53644840]

https://youtu.be/iK6SS8CXYZo
>buy the close sell the open

[Anonymous No.53644844]

Cancel all orders

[Anonymous No.53644845]

>>53644823
Tesla has practically no debt and 20 billion in cash
They make money with rising interest rate

[Anonymous No.53644850]

>>53644820
after 2 weeks of soxl ripping and tearing your puts to shreds.

[Anonymous No.53644852]

>>53644797
liquidity is being drained by QT right now, and it takes time for Rate hikes to ripple through the economy. Tech stocks Free Cash Flow growth valuation is now competing with risk free long bonds and corporate bonds that are close to 5% or soon to be higher.

You need more Capital flows to keep a stock like TSLA staying in the insanity valuation regime.

[Anonymous No.53644854]

Explain RIGHT NOW why you aren't in 100% orange juice futures

[Anonymous No.53644856]

>>53644800
Propping up? Competing with each other for the table scraps from the Fed.
I think we've already seen the crash. I think with 40% inflation in the real world, the fact that stocks decreased in price proves out that the market crash already happened. Crabbing during inflation is a loss.

[Anonymous No.53644860]

>>53644827
depends on the strike and date. the "bing will destroy google" argument is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.53644863]

>>53644834
The one on the left mogs the fuck out of the one on the right.

Can you imagine fucking the bejeezus out of that broad? Her insane face would be even hotter with that 10/10 bod.

Also, SKYTbros, is the pump over or do we go to 20?

[Anonymous No.53644864]

okay what the fk is google computer doing

[Anonymous No.53644865]

>>53644854
I dont like pulp

[Anonymous No.53644870]

>>53644782
This is my take away as well.

[Anonymous No.53644872]

>>53644854
In case I take delivery of 10,000 L of orange juice by mistake.

[Anonymous No.53644877]

And who says AI can't generate classic art? Just look at this.

[Anonymous No.53644878]

>>53644850
>2 MORE WEEKS
IS THAT ALL YOU GOT NIGGA? THAT AIN’T GON DISCOURAGE ME TO SELL MY SOXS, IMMA HODL TILL IT’S AT $99/SHARE I KNOW FOR A FACT IT WILL GO UP THIS WEEK!!!

[Anonymous No.53644879]

It's been four days since I deposited and I still can't buy anything Wtf

[Anonymous No.53644883]

>>53644832
Your Toyota needs a wash from the road salt, Costco is selling your favorite freezer bagged food for .50 less this week, and the Weezer tour has struck you as a hip way to be up with the kiddos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHQqqM5sr7g

[Anonymous No.53644885]

>>53644854
I live I Florida. That shit grows on trees here.

[Anonymous No.53644889]

when is NVDA gonna calm its ass down

[Anonymous No.53644891]

>>53644864
>Chad Dan AI mogs Chud Bard AI

not hard to understand

[Anonymous No.53644899]

BOIL chads our time is now!

[Anonymous No.53644900]

is credit suisse gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.53644901]

>>53644877
where the fuck is the AI stock in all of this

[Anonymous No.53644902]

DAN predicted a crash on 2/15

[Anonymous No.53644903]

>>53644891
>DAN
>Chad
You sure about that?

[Anonymous No.53644906]

>>53644864
Naming your Fagbot "Bard" has had disastrous consequences for the compnay

[Anonymous No.53644905]

>>53644854
Lean Hog bros....

[Anonymous No.53644908]

> baggie bought calls at open
> I inversed baggie
> Profit

Everyfucking time

[Anonymous No.53644914]

>>53644863
SKYT is probably a short here

[Anonymous No.53644923]

>>53644903
DAN knows that the current jews aren't the Hebrews from The Bible
>verification not required

[Anonymous No.53644925]

>>53644901
The joke is that the giant splotch of GOOG red was added by the AI fucking up the other day. I don't think any of the "AI" meme stocks are big enough to show up there.

[Anonymous No.53644928]

>>53644883
Are you having a stroke? What the fuck are you even talking about?

[Anonymous No.53644930]

>>53644834
That's Pete Davidson's mom on the left. He's a fucking TV star, as pumped by Canadians! Faggot, Canadians are funny!

[Anonymous No.53644932]

>>53644908
Based, did you see my reply thanking him for doing that

[Anonymous No.53644933]

>>53644810
https://www.dailydot.com/debug/chatgpt-cover-letter/?amp

Do it then, ya retard

[Anonymous No.53644934]

>>53644878
soxs is not a winning index, it has no precedent of ever being profitable long term. Its only use is to swing trade it for very brief periods, not to hold long term.

[Anonymous No.53644943]

>>53644854
ive never seen a green day for hogs
whats the matter with them pigs eh?

[Anonymous No.53644947]

I hate this bull market so damn much!

Those J##s keep manipulating the stock market.

[Anonymous No.53644948]

Any fellow Eurobros here?
For how long can I reasonably let a factor certificate run? Say I long Apple with a 4x certificate that doesn't have an experiation date: are there daily fees, borrowing costs or whatever that will heem my gains?

[Anonymous No.53644950]

>>53644930
i hate canadians so damn much

[Anonymous No.53644952]

>>53644889
Step 1) kill AI hype
Step 2) rug bitcoin
Step 3) sandbag Earnings on the 22nd

[Anonymous No.53644954]

>>53644854
Top signal. Just bought lumber. Thank you for the cheapies btw.

[Anonymous No.53644961]

SKYT a shit

[Anonymous No.53644964]

>>53644928
Right, I forgot getting meta with boomers is just fuel for panic attacks.
Let's get you back to zen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NJ_nzOckOQ
Think, Happy Days Reruns, Levis stonewash, New Coke, and Michael Jordan.

[Anonymous No.53644970]

>>53644950
Hey fuck you too bud

[Anonymous No.53644971]

>>53644943
There was a spike early last year that retraced but they're now rangebound. Steady bacon and porkchop demand is the bedrock of our economy.

[Anonymous No.53644973]

>>53644948
no they give you all that leverage for free
it's basically free money

[Anonymous No.53644975]

>>53644856
Just wait until QT has gone on for a while.

Once 5 trillion in bonds have been dumped by the fed, bond prices will be really low, drastically increasing their real yield.

Smart money WILL pivot to those bonds and away from stocks and it WILL happen fast. It'll be a whiplash as everyone flees to those bonds faster and faster so they don't get left without a chair.

Jews are the ones keeping the stock prices high in the mean time so the fed can QT without losing money. How do the jews profit on this? By market manipulation and scalping retail and printing stories about the dump that's about to occur, when in reality it will not occur until the fed has dump a significant percentage of its 8 trillion in bond and real estate holdings. Then the cascade of stock sales and money flowing into bonds will begin, like the tipping of the first domino.

[Anonymous No.53644976]

[Anonymous No.53644977]

>>53644947
calm down chud, just make money both ways like Chaim does at Goldman Sachs

[Anonymous No.53644981]

>>53644970

[Anonymous No.53644984]

This is a niggerfaggot market, also death to janny

[Anonymous No.53644989]

>>53644975
shit backswing would not bang

[Anonymous No.53644990]

>>53644934
NIGGA IS YOU RETARDED?! THIS WHOLE MARKET IS ABOUT TO CRASH WITH NO SURVIVORS EXCEPT FOR BEARS!!!! FUCK YOU FOR DOUBTING ME!!!! YOUR WIFE LOVES TO SUCK AND FUCK BLACK DICKS WHEN YOU AIN’T AROUND NIGGA!!! SAME WITH YO MAMA!!!! ME AND MY HOMIES WILL BE GANGBANGING THEM AT THE CLUB THIS WEEKEND NIGGA!!!

[Anonymous No.53644992]

Sell.

[Anonymous No.53644993]

>>53644984
Niggers don't buy lumber.

[Anonymous No.53644998]

>>53644229
This. It's out of energy. Bears already taking back the steering wheel. The Line too strong to beat once again.

[Anonymous No.53645005]

>>53644989
the backswing is fine retard

[Anonymous No.53645008]

>>53644933
so someone pasted in the job application to chatGPT wholesale without even adding in their personal details, then they sent it off without error checking - thats what it took for them to get found out.

imagine taking any journalistbot seriously about an issue like this. its literally going to take their job if they aren't a unique writer, which 99% arent.

[Anonymous No.53645010]

>>53644993
Huh? But I always see them walking around construction sites.

[Anonymous No.53645012]

sold my IIPR shares and put it into PSA and sold my LEG and dispersed it through stronger companies, going to offset some cap gains at the end of the year with the loss, but my divvy port is even stronger now with less risk of cuts

anyone else rebalancing for 2023 tax season?

[Anonymous No.53645013]

>>53644975
I need to get into golf

[Anonymous No.53645016]

>>53644975
She plays pro somewhere? If not the WPGA needs to get her out there. Imagine lipstick lesbians instead of bulldogs. They'd be able to plaster incontinence medication commercials on the fairway and still get views.

[Anonymous No.53645029]

Haven't been paying attention for a while, is AMD still cursed?
Or maybe it's not the best time to get into semis right now

[Anonymous No.53645030]

>>53645010
Copper is still a steal btw.

[Anonymous No.53645038]

>>53645008
since chatGPT is just normie liberal propaganda regime speak 100% of these journo fags can get replaced

[Anonymous No.53645044]

>>53644964
What does any of that have to do with what I said about my mutual funds?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53645048]

>>53644829
I PUT MY LAST 15 THOUSAND DOLLARS INTO $415 SPY CALLS AT THE OPEN AND THEY EXPIRE AT 4 OCLOCK TODAY.

[Anonymous No.53645049]

>>53644932
Yes , he bears well its name . Thanks baggie .

[Anonymous No.53645052]

Wake me when TSLA dumps. Smother me with a pillow if it doesn't.

[Anonymous No.53645056]

>>53645013
I can dig it.
>>53645044
nothing uncle steve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIpHZo7BsT8

[Anonymous No.53645064]

おわりだ

[Anonymous No.53645065]

>NVDA: +3.1%

[Anonymous No.53645075]

And just like that, the gap has been filled

[Anonymous No.53645078]

>>53645030
kek. But seriously when will it get off its ass and finish consolidating here?

[Anonymous No.53645079]

>>53645016
>>53645013
When do you think the dump will be? I think Q4.

Also wtf is 4chans crashing?

[Anonymous No.53645082]

someone tell the fund managers

[Anonymous No.53645093]

>>53644948
Wouldn’t who ever sells these to you be a better source of information?

[Anonymous No.53645094]

My car has beer in the shop for over a month having an acorn sized dent removed. They finally got the dent repaired and in the meantime a mouse had built a nest on top of my engine and chewed through the cable to the cabin air temperature controller. My car is now being towed to the dealer and I’m going to be without a car for a minimum of two weeks. The rental they gave me is only paid through the weekend.

[FRESH No.53645099]

>>53645058
>>53645058
>>53645058

[Anonymous No.53645101]

>>53644780
>>53645048

fell for the 0dte meme top kek

DXY back at 103... oh boy did that 1 week delayed & massaged fugazi GERMany CEE PEE LIE get you?

[Anonymous No.53645112]

>>53645094
You don't leave your car at a shop for more than a day for a dent fix. Holy shit dude.

[Anonymous No.53645118]

>>53645079
key to consistent golf swing having left heel stay on ground at impact (for lefties, and right handed players right heel). so judhing that swing she is pro or semi-pro level player i would assume

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnOAK04tJhc

[Anonymous No.53645123]

I like how DRIP and XOM are both green. What the fuck even is this market?

[Anonymous No.53645133]

>>53645048
Pics?

[Anonymous No.53645142]

>>53645123
one is oil the other is gas

[Anonymous No.53645161]

>>53645094
They are paying for it right? I had my car in the auto body place for an accident for over a month and it got a ticket while it was there and I had to fight with them to pay the ticket. Like why would I pay for a ticket when it happened on their lot

[Anonymous No.53645165]

>>53645078
I suppose it just needs another 14 days.

[Anonymous No.53645173]

>>53645142
xom is oil too

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53645178]

>>53645133

[Anonymous No.53645193]

>>53645142
>>53645142
>>53645123


>What is an ETF
XOP

>what is a stock
XOM

>What does GUSH/DRIP track?
XOP

Simple as

[Anonymous No.53645195]

>>53645079
This song is for that onesie and that smile.
And for the fact that I'm still up this month, for the first time in a year and a half.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FExBwfQHXlE

[Anonymous No.53645199]

>>53644354
How much did they just slash prices by? Do you even know, nigger?
How the fuck do you think they're going to keep bringing in the same money they did when their cars were even more overpriced and now there is just that much more EV competition? And they're coming into some strong resistance on top of all that. AND it's extremely overbought on the daily. AND it's about to paint a nice shooting star on the daily too.
Fucking idiot TSLAtards, best top signal a guy could hope for. Keep coming back to smg please.

[Anonymous No.53645207]

>>53645094
You need to get on the fucking phone and start hounding people. Call them over and over. Send them texts, emails, show up right before they go to lunch and fuck their day up until they do everything they can to get you out of their hair. If you get a whiff they don’t care about your business make their lives hell on earth as much as you are able.

[Anonymous No.53645208]

>>53645161
Either the shop, the dealer or my insurance had better be paying for it

[Anonymous No.53645214]

>>53645195
i sometimes check claire hogle's videos she is pretty good player :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pz-OztR9Cc

[Anonymous No.53645228]

>>53645207
I had to do this when my rental broke down an hour away from where I picked it up. They initially said I had to figure out a way to get it back to them and I went ballistic

[Anonymous No.53645232]

>>53645193
what's xle and why is it better than all the others

[Anonymous No.53645233]

>>53645207
I have been it’s just fucking supplemental after supplemental. On my third supplemental claim from the fucking shop and this insurer is dragging their feet. I’m done with this insurance company after this.

[Anonymous No.53645234]

>>53645193
what about OILD?

[Anonymous No.53645240]

>>53645094
>acorn sized dent removed
Some people are too vain about their cars. Enjoy public transportation.

[Anonymous No.53645256]

>>53645207
If it ain't done, you need to get the keys from behind the desk and walk out.
You can pull most dents with a tool you can buy at any parts store, hell walmart probably sells em, for less than $20. check ebay.
Unless it's a gouge, it takes 20 seconds or so for most dents.

[Anonymous No.53645257]

>>53645232
>>53645234

These:
OILU/OILD
NRGU/NRGD

are a mix between XLE/XOP

they have more exposure to the integrated oil majors like XOM, CVX

[Anonymous No.53645311]

>>53645048
Nearest I can get.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOG3eus4ZSo

[Anonymous No.53645516]

SOXS SOXS SOXS SOXS
FUCK ALL YA’LL NONBELIEVERS!! YA’LL NIGGAS GONNA BE BROKE THIS WEEKEND!!!!

[Anonymous No.53645631]

>>53645094
I brought my car in to change the filters, they took 3 hours, and they ended up breaking the stick on my stick shift. I also brought it in to change the tires, after i picked it up and drove home one of my tires was flat.

We live in a wonderful world of incompetence.

[Anonymous No.53646030]

NIGGAS COME ON YA’LL PUMP MY SOXS BAGS!!!! YA’LL NIGGAS ARE GONNA MISS OUT ON THIS MOON MISSION!!!! I TOOK OUT 4 YEARS OF STUDENT LOAN AND MY WHOLE FAMILY’S LIFE SAVINGS FOR THIS TRADE!!! PUMP IT UP YA’LL YOU NIGGAS OWE US REPARATIONS AND SHIT!!!!!