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53641401 No.53641401 [Reply] [Original]

>World war 3 literally about to happen
>Biggest recession literally about to go down
>Tech companies literally falling apart
>Crypto staking about to be literally banned
Why are you buying again?

>> No.53641404

>>53641401
ai shitcoins

>> No.53641410

>>53641401
just buying the news bobo

>> No.53641411
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53641411

>>53641401
Donut is up 25% today.

>> No.53641413

>>53641401
based bear, you should hold aswell the NWO coin (TICKER: RUBLE), since the dollar is kill.

>> No.53641645

>>53641401
wtf tech companies can't fall apart now, I just started my compsci degree

>> No.53641899

>>53641401
Two More Weeks

>> No.53641924

>>53641401
>Why are you buying again?
because prices were, are, and going up.
That's why youre poor bobo

>> No.53641947

I feel retarded for going short becuase now that you list all these epic bear events it makes me think the market will pump
>ww3 didn't happen but everything else is shit? PUUUUUMP!
This is the logic the retarded market goes on. When nothing is happening the market dumps for no reason and then people say "well of course it's dumping, everything is shit!" but then when there's literally nukes pointed at american cities as russia is putting the band back together for soviet union 2 people will say "of course it's pumping, everything is shit!" because it's just banks and algos trying to make their shorts/calls rather than any meaningful reaction to any real world event.

>> No.53641975

>>53641401
Buying puts, selling calls

Free money really

>> No.53642043

Priced in

>> No.53642052

>>53641401
>buy high, sell low
:^)