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53641304 No.53641304 [Reply] [Original]

>Get up for work
>Start walking
>Have diarrhea
>Try my best to clench my asshole while walking so I don't shit myself
>shart all over my undies
>Work the whole day with poopy in my undies and ass pretending and perfectly fine
It's not fair bros... The neets were right...

>> No.53641723

>>53641304
Haha, wagies. Will they ever learn?

>> No.53641760

>>53641304
>be 20
>stomach starts hurting while working security
>no one on property and can use bathroom anytime I want
>take keys and run to private bathroom that's super clean
>take a shit for 40 minutes
>the most shit I've ever shit
>feel like I lost 5 pounds
>feelsgood
>start watching youtube again
Life was so simple

>> No.53643567

>>53641304
>get up for work 30 minutes before shift
>log onto computer and teams
>go take a shit at my leisure
>take a shower at my leisure
>make a healthy breakfast at my leisure
>sit down at computer
>make sure nothing is broken
>check email
>shitpost

>> No.53643575

>>53641304
>He doesn't carry spare socks and underware
NGMI

>> No.53643624

>>53643575
I always do this now ever since i shit myself at my last job.

>tradie
>go to lift something heavy
>fucking shit myself squatting
>it was sudden, never seen it coming
>splatter and scattered
>sprayed through the fabric of my fucking work pants it was so powerful
>sprayed out around my ankles
>other dudes wanted to throw up
>pretty much ended the work day early for everyone

i now carry spare pants, underwear, and socks for each job site in my workkit, but after that incident i couldn't work there anymore due to being shunned as "the shitter" so i found a new job, and it pays more

>> No.53643708

>>53641304
test

>> No.53643713

>>53643575
>He doesn't wear a diaper.
NGMI.

>> No.53644137

>>53643713
>buying into the diaperjew like a cuck instead of letting his excrement soil his surroundings
NGMI

>> No.53644410

>>53643624
>"Hey look guy it's the shitter!"

>> No.53645478

>>53644137
ok pajeet

>> No.53645507

>>53641304
I remember I shit myself once and I was so close to home too.