/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.53635883]

that hits the spot

[Anonymous No.53635933]

>>53635883
Are you a midget? Your eye level is very close to the table. Are you Warwick Davis?

[Anonymous No.53635962]

>>53635883
>keeping the label on a cigar while you smoke it
ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.53635990]

>>53635933
its a phone cam, not my eyes
>>53635962
i remove it manually when the heat reaches it

[Anonymous No.53636005]

>>53635883
Beautiful view of your neighbors' podstack, Sven.

>Up in da club!

[Anonymous No.53636023]

>>53635883
That is the dreariest building ive ever seen, and I live in detroit

[Anonymous No.53636025]

Where's your thumb?

[Anonymous No.53636034]

>>53635990
>remove it manually
What other way exists?

[Anonymous No.53636085]

>>53636034
Wait until it burns through and falls off automatically.

[Anonymous No.53636169]

>>53636085
That is not removing it, if anything that is removing cigar

[Anonymous No.53636192]

>>53635883
>freezing cold
>still has it on the rocks
ugh just cut it with water if you're a pussy

[Anonymous No.53636276]

>>53636025
look closer

[Anonymous No.53636398]

>>53635883
Bizraeli posts comfy pic
>>53635933
>>53635962
>>53636005
>>53636023
>>53636025
>>53636192
Other bizraelis are autists and do their best to put down OP
Why are you like this?

[Anonymous No.53636418]

>>53636034
orally, anally, renally, telekinetically...

[Anonymous No.53636443]

>>53636398
because most people who browse /biz are depressed, lonely, angry
so they let their rage out on OP

[Anonymous No.53636577]

>>53635933
>>53635962
>>53636005
>>53636023
>>53636025
>>53636034
>>53636085
>>53636169
>>53636192
>>53636398
>>53636418
>>53636443
cheers

[Anonymous No.53636660]

>>53636577
Checked
What's with the building? Are you in Russia? Are there super hot skinny pale punky Russian chicks in there?

[Anonymous No.53636679]

*sipppppp* *puff* aaaaah

[Anonymous No.53636680]

>>53636398
Because they need jesus:
https://youtu.be/F74zwVO9JaU

[Anonymous No.53636689]

>>53636660
its France and the Alps

[Anonymous No.53636690]

>>53636577
I recognized the Four Roses but what's this? Is it a brandy?

[Anonymous No.53636740]

>>53636690
plantation XO rum

[Anonymous No.53636825]

>>53636740
That ageing process is really out there. Is it great? I'm all out of fancy rum.

[Anonymous No.53636911]

>>53636825
its my favorite rum for the money

[Anonymous No.53637168]

>>53635883
four roses is tasty as af but
>a cigar and not weed

[Anonymous No.53637210]

>>53635883
Imagine just slamming Warwick Davis as hard as you can. Just going full speed, grabbing him with both arms, lifting him clear over your head, and just slamming him down into the concrete with every fiber of muscle in your body. The noise of his destruction would be akin to a gunshot, but rather than the crack of a supersonic bullet, it is the collective cracking of every bone in his tiny body. He could just be waddling his little midge waddle and suddenly find himself lifting into the air, and the next time he blinks he is launching towards the sidewalk at literally breakneck speed. Every little midge bone in his little midge body would be broken, if not outright shattered. Compound fractures would tear through both his skin and pierce his internal organs. Blood and cranial fluids would leak from the multiple open fractures across his skull. His lower teeth would be driven into his unhinged jaw. And as the life fades away from him and his vision would turn black, he's look up at you and beg with his eyes "Why?" Yet your casual stride away from him would give him the only answer he is worthy of: "Why not?" You see, Warwick's entire midge life is utterly beneath the notice of actual humans, and snuffing his pathetic life out was an action done so casually and so carelessly it was far beyond your notice. It was a thoughtless impulse, one already forgotten. The one and only reason nobody had ended his pitiful midge life earlier was because nobody else could be bothered. He wasn't even worth the time to put any conscious thought into killing. With that realization, Warwick Davis releases his bowels (a runny midge poop, as midges lack the intestinal length to properly process food) and dies. Nobody bothers burying him.

[Anonymous No.53637536]

>>53637168
i dont like weed
tastes nasty and makes me anxious

[Anonymous No.53637584]

I don't like cigars, but I do like booze.

[Anonymous No.53637587]

>>53635883
how depressing, imagine drinking and smoking alone that he has to share on 4chin

[Anonymous No.53637598]

>>53637587
Bro its 2023
All my friends are random people online

[Anonymous No.53637599]

>>53637587
im actually with my gf

[Anonymous No.53637616]

>>53637599
Mafacka, are you from ciuc?

[Anonymous No.53637619]

>>53637599
vous venez de France? Or vacation?

[Anonymous No.53637629]

>>53637599
French kiss her asshole and take a pic or it's a LARP

[Anonymous No.53637669]

>>53636192
This
You don’t need to keep pretending to enjoy straight liquor to look cool
Go for that vodka and raspberry lemonade that you desire

[Anonymous No.53637676]

>>53637669
but I love rum, cognac and bourbon straight

[Anonymous No.53637682]

>>53637676
You could drink them out of your gf's rosebud asshole. Two-for-one drunken special.

[Anonymous No.53637688]

>>53637682
why are you so obsessed with my gf's asshole

[Anonymous No.53637696]

>>53637669
I used to think I could only be cool if I drank my whiskey or whisky straight. Then I found it, often the brewery itself suggests adding some (soda) water to it to bring out the flavors. Recently I've taken to heating up my liquor, like when drinking hot sake. Completely different experience. What I'm trying to say here is, I'm an alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.53637699]

>>53637688
Why aren't you is the real question on my mind.

[Anonymous No.53637858]

>>53637699
i prefer her pussy

[Anonymous No.53637905]

>>53637168
DUDE

[Anonymous No.53637907]

>>53637210

[Anonymous No.53637918]

>>53635883
>>53635883
Anyways, imagine poisoning your temple you faggot.

[Anonymous No.53638050]

I've decided that this is the thread I post this in

[Anonymous No.53638077]

>>53638050
My god man whyyyy

[Anonymous No.53638111]

>>53637905
WEED

[Anonymous No.53638143]

>>53637599

[Anonymous No.53638162]

>>53636577
>>53637599
fine ill admit it, im jealous. looks very comfy.

[Anonymous No.53638227]

>>53638077
It just felt right

[Anonymous No.53638226]

best cigar i ever had was some nameless cuban shit my bro got me when he worked on a ship
dipped in wine and honey, everyone wanted to eat the air because it smelled so good

[Anonymous No.53638251]

>>53636192
A bit of ice actually helps release the flavour in whiskey

[Anonymous No.53638263]

>>53638251
shhh

[Anonymous No.53638279]

>>53635883
Now this is a man who has never touched HBAR. I’m glad you made it

[Anonymous No.53638319]

Best thread on /biz/ rn bar none.
OP well done, i love you guys

[Anonymous No.53638347]

>>53635883
hehe not my first choice but VF is fine.
I'm more of a Joya de Nicaragua or Partagas guy.

[Anonymous No.53638394]

[Anonymous No.53638423]

I know this guy. I like him.

[Anonymous No.53638509]

>>53637599
>that browridge
that's a man

[Anonymous No.53638549]

>>53635883
I'd prefer a warmer place personally but still comfy af.

[Anonymous No.53638584]

>>53635883
Thumbnail looks like it's a view of an urban meteopolis skyline but really it's a bleak commieblock

[Anonymous No.53638593]

>>53635883
condo fag

[Anonymous No.53638622]

>>53635883
Are you lonely Anon? Why aren’t you enjoying the moment and doing what looks like desperate boomer-flex instead?

t. autist who needs explanations to peoples’ behaviors

[Anonymous No.53638895]

>>53638622
This guy gets it.
Faggots on vacation.
I fucking hate tourists.

[Anonymous No.53639175]

>>53637696
Kek

[Anonymous No.53639214]

Wow andrew tate is that you top G?!?!??!

[Anonymous No.53639259]

>>53638895
But he literally doesn't get it since he's an autist who needs explanations.

[Anonymous No.53639413]

>>53639259
I get the whiskey and cigar part, but I still don't get the needing validation from strangers online while posting from a commie block part.

At least go to St. Moritz or something. Then I might get it (but still probably not).

Maybe explain why you need to post your pics? What's the mental dialogue when doing so?

[Anonymous No.53639599]

>>53635883
i hit your mom's spot.

[Anonymous No.53639608]

>>53639413
ADHD is part of our nature Anon =)

[Anonymous No.53640051]

this motherfucker coming in here bragging about sleeping on a used mattress for 1400 a night
congratulations dumb nigga i nutted on your pillow
enjoy your whiskey

[Anonymous No.53640203]

>>53635883
>>53636577
these are not your pictures quit stealing pics from other boards and larping niggerfaggot

[Anonymous No.53640289]

>>53639413
It is nice to share some success, Eor.

[Anonymous No.53640732]

What's the elevation level of your place?

[Anonymous No.53640768]

>>53637905
smoking weed when you're in your 20s and broke is cringe, smoking it when you're in your 30s and retired early is okay though

cultivate discipline when you're younger, so you can break it here and there when you're older and well established

[Anonymous No.53641245]

>>53640203
why wouldn't they be
>>53640732
around 2000m
>>53640289
this
>>53640051
i brought my own pillow

[Anonymous No.53641266]

>>53640768
>smoking it when you're in your 30s and retired early is okay though

[Anonymous No.53641674]

>>53635990
>its a phone cam, not my eyes

[Anonymous No.53641888]

>>53635883
Four roses is good but Jefferson Reserve is better.
>>53637168
Cigar and whiskey is peak comfy tho

[Anonymous No.53641905]

>>53635883
This is a 12 year olds idea of cool. Would make for a great reddit post