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>Be 29 year old boomer wagie who meets at work at 04.30 am
>Land a date with a cute college girl
>She wants to meet 9 pm on a weekday

Early riser wagie bros...we are clocked out of the dating pool

>> No.53633451

>>53633441
Yust use speed bro

>> No.53633463

tfw work from home wagie but can't land a date

>> No.53633473

>>53633441
Call in sick and enjoy your date

>> No.53633482

>>53633463
I found a gf in the middle east region. we spent 3 months together in constantinople. she was trad and qt.

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>>53633482

>> No.53633535

>>53633482
based. 1453 niemals vergessen

>> No.53633748

>>53633473
Wait until after you fuck, ask the bitch "Will I be too tired to make it to work tomorrow?" if she says some slick shit like "I'll make sure of it" then call for the day off.

>> No.53634795

>>53633748
Dumb idea.

>> No.53634885

>>53633441
just sleep after work

>> No.53634898

>>53633441
"I have to work early the next day, let's meet up earlier".

How fucking hard was that? If she has a problem with it, she's not into you, anyway.

>> No.53634954

>>53633441
I used to do 10 hour shifts for 4 days a week from 6:30 PM to 5AM

>> No.53635002

>>53634898
>OP being a bitchass faggot to the new girl
>OP being a bitchass faggot to his boss

yeah he's just a faggot bitch with no backbone

>> No.53635004

>>53634898
This. If she can't accommodate your schedule she is going to ruin your career quickly.

>> No.53635023

>>53633441
what do you mean? i have your same age and have gone on dates ending at 2am
just get your electrolytes, eat healthy, lift weights and you'll be alright

>> No.53636348

>>53633441
take a nap you faggot.

>> No.53636859

>>53633451
don't do this, srsly.