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>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Fuyutsuki
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

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>>53629524

>> No.53630859

water COIN fu?f

>> No.53630865

>>53630851
I bought TRUFF
Am I gonna make it?

>> No.53630866
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buy buy buy

>> No.53630869
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S&P 5000 target. This faux bull run still has legs to run. We will first get pullback where the bears will think they are in control. Then we will go up.

>> No.53630872

capitulation to spy 180 starts now

>> No.53630876

>>53630851
Some tranny at jewgle just wrecked my portfolio SADGE

>> No.53630877
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AHAHAHAHA NATGAS BAGGIES -7% FROM DAY TOP

AHAHAHAHA

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>>53630869
Then we will crash when no expects it. It's the only way.

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>>53630851
DIS ER puts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp0NOjZlNlo

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>volume

what compels somebody to unironically buy here? I'm sorry but are you literally retarded? Are you okay ?

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mumu? still holding? it will only get worse

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>>53630906
Yes. We're going to 4700 bobo.

>> No.53630936

>>53630906
I'm sitting on 145k waiting for another generational bottom.

>> No.53630943

anon below this post wants gay sex with anon above this post

>> No.53630954
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>>53630866
>>53630906
Just imagine not buying cheapies.

>> No.53630960

>LETS GO DIXIE
>104
>LETS GO DIXIE
>104
>LETS GO DIXIE
>104

>> No.53630965

>>53630936
Lets get it on. Drop your pants bitch.

>> No.53630978
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got it!

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> followed /smg/ and shorted tesla
> up 5%

>> No.53630986
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Ok listen up turd nuggets, gather 'round
Instead of DCAing into SQQQ leading into next Tueday's CPI print, I'm now considering selling my SQQQ position as I'm guessing SQQQ pulls back by Friday.
Going to sell at ~$35/share today and then buy back in (about $35k worth) on the next retard pump instead of DCAing.
Wish me luck out there

>> No.53630988

Where did the retard strength go?

>> No.53630998

just woke up what happened

>> No.53631013

>>53630988
it will be back by tomorrow or Friday as people buy le dip

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Uhhhh.. SOXLbros..

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>>53630998
I ate an entire bag of blue corn chips

>> No.53631031

insiders are selling the most they have since august is what happened
retail ran out of money to give them.

>> No.53631036

Any of yous looking at shorting NS?
There's going to be huge class action lawsuits from that train derailment in OH. The contamination will cost them millions in damages.
Maybe long term 2024 puts?

>> No.53631035
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>This caused google to lose billions
I refuse to believe in AI until it's not being programmed by trannys who feed it conflicting illogical false statements.

>> No.53631042

>>53630988
Google sapped it. I think this rally has a bit more room to go though

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I hate having to work because I can't fully concentrate on what I should do with my 17K of idle money

>> No.53631052

>>53631029
wtf
post shit tomorrow

>> No.53631055

>>53631036
Nothingburger. WM will take care of that.

>> No.53631059

>>53630965
he's a daily bottom

>> No.53631070

>>53630998
can't buyback stocks without paying bidet extra now chud

>> No.53631071

>>53631059
I am at my local top right now.

>> No.53631087

>>53630998
It turns out JPow doesn't really play guitar, market confidence is in shambles

>> No.53631090
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Why we down?

>> No.53631099

come on /smg/ where is my harbor? where do I buy?
remember Warren's admonishment. remember Mayer Rothschild.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCOSPtyZAPA

>>53631087
makes more sense than most things.

>> No.53631102

Just don't say I didn't warn you about VEON

>> No.53631103

>>53630998
(((Cramer))) said some coked up shit something about bull run

>> No.53631118

Heavy sacks of gas.

>> No.53631119
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53631119

I didn't fap this morning.

>> No.53631127

Lol Bitfuck is drilling.

>> No.53631128

Quick get elon some more white powder to strengthen his bull.

>> No.53631131

this is not good.

>> No.53631135

>>53630699
they make 2 billion a year from bing from selling the results to other companies
for example, duckduckgo is just reskinnsed bing

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>> No.53631171

I don't normally buy entertainment. Anyone got a suggestion on something gamer related that I can sip with the new DotCom bust we're undergoing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC1Pdsppch4

>> No.53631175

>>53631031
Sauce?

>> No.53631177

It's over. No one will ever use gas again.

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>>53631163

>> No.53631186
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Me getting laid off this morning was the top signal. Every job I have ever worked at has absolutely worshipped me until now.

>> No.53631191

>>53631175
Google blew a presentation this morning. Everything Silicon has blown up since.
Between that and the FED still dumping 8trillion in assets, we're red. Might be the summer dip early, probably just a bear trap.

>> No.53631193

>>53631171
you can gamble on ATVI
its free money(microshit agreed to buy at $95 a share) if the FTC doesn't rape your bunghole, otherwise its going to drop to like 20 or something and you will be left holding a bag

>> No.53631196

>>53631186
Fuck what sector did you work in?

>> No.53631213

>>53631196
I work for David Soxl.

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>>53631171

>> No.53631223

>>53631196
>shh my ihop
Based ID

>> No.53631227

>>53631213
Oh, good as long as it’s not a real industry that’s ok

>> No.53631230
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>>53630851
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE WOMEN FOR DOING THIS TO GOOGLE

>> No.53631232

>>53631213
>*used to work for

>> No.53631233

>>53631035
What's wrong with that answer?

>> No.53631237
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>>53631196
FUCK IHOP DENN GANG

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I bought 0dte 410 SPY puts at open today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNJ1RHUnX9s

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>>53631230
Just a lil cheeky industrial sabotage.

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>>53631233
>1PBTID

>> No.53631257

>>53631245
I 'member this headline from the 80s.

>> No.53631262

>>53631213
No shit, just had a job interview with Joe Soxs. Funny
>>53631215
Sorry, I don't speak lingo, arbs?

>>53631230
Engineering. Historically a female field. Don't be so bigoted. You wouldn't want women who won't be mating you to call you names!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q

>> No.53631263

>>53631245
Imagine being retarded enough to compare this to 2008. Not even close retard

>> No.53631267

I am financially gay.

>> No.53631270

>>53631230
I find it hilarious that the AI fiasco caused a bigger drop than the announcement of the antitrust suit lel

>> No.53631272
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The king of all tickers

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>>53631213

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>VIX
panic is rising

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>>53631245
Literally nobody is expecting a soft landing.
Imagine thinking Powell won't go down in history as the greatest Fed chair

>> No.53631289

HOLY FUCK AN ARBYS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.53631301

>>53631283
I can end it by getting into any VIX ETF you name.

>> No.53631311

>>53631213
David Soxl is Jewish though.

>> No.53631312

>>53631289
did it have THE MEATS?

>> No.53631319
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53631319

Bros I love shamima begum so much, I want to keep my dick in her cunny all night long
I'm ready to go kidnap her from her refugee camp and take her to a sand dune and plow her ass I love her more than kebab shop girl

>> No.53631321

>>53631283
Isn't the VIX a meme at this point?

>> No.53631326

>>53631289
that was a chink spy balloon anon

>> No.53631327

>>53631319
MSFT support hands typed this.

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>spx closing in on where it started yesterday

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BOIL bros.... not like this.....

>> No.53631350

>>53631336
BOIL is the worst scam to hit /smg/ in a long time

>> No.53631353

>>53631336
>Gas -5.4%

It's over. No one will ever use gas again.

>> No.53631361

>>53631321
doesn't matter algos will react after we're holding above 20

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>>53631334
Zoom out.

>> No.53631366

Someone at Google wasn't watching enough of their own stored footage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URwmZq70_DU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQbh7UNCZdc

>> No.53631367

>>53631350
Just you wait until i have all of you lured into JPM and start selling.

>> No.53631368

That's it
That was the bottom
I'm buying calls again

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53631372

I'LL GET OVER YOU
I KNOW I WILL
I'LL PRETEND MY SHIP'S NOT SINKING

>> No.53631382

>>53631163
Buddy look at booba computer

>> No.53631385
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53631385

GIVE DXY YOUR ENERGY

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>google loses 50+ billion for one failed presentation

wow this is why you SCRIPT THEM YOU FUCKING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERES THAT PAJEET CEO I DEMAND HIS BLOOD

>> No.53631396

>>53631388
i think it's the fact that the market thinks MSFT/bing has a shot to steal some google traffic with their AI stuff

>> No.53631398

>>53631388
Not just Google. Look at anything that operates in Silicon valley. This presentation may sink Gavin.

>> No.53631400

>>53631388
>Google loses 50bn because of jeets and queer folx

>> No.53631401

i sold my QQQ puts so that means this was the start of a huge drump. I always sell before i make huge profits.

>> No.53631402

The google AI misgendered an exo-planet. Potentially offending a whole unknown alien speices in the process, there is no coming back from this. The political fallout, complete break down of our ruling left class. This really is the big one.

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>VIX rising much more than SPX going down would suggest
uh what's going on, is smart money hedging for anything?

>> No.53631406

>>53631385
It's kinda nice seeing a market dump that isn't tied to DXY for once.

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Thanks AI very cool

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>>53631388
>google loses 50+ billion

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ak

>> No.53631418

VIX to 66.60 EOD

>> No.53631421
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>>53631385
THE DOLLAR WILL RISE AGAIN YALL

>> No.53631423

>>53631408
>next cpi release feb 14
maybe it's onto something

>> No.53631430

>>53631408
Nice, even AI are using "Dude just trust me" now

>> No.53631434

On what platform can I buy TRUFF in the UK?

>> No.53631435

Gas -5%

>> No.53631436

>>53631402
>The google AI misgendered an exo-planet.
SPINNING ROCK LIVES MATTER
Has the exo-planet community commented yet?

>> No.53631441

>>53631396
>>53631388
Is this AI tech drama really worth -2% on QQQ?

>> No.53631443

>>53631408
yup, the day after CPI. might buy a cheeky put

>> No.53631445
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>>53631421
If you are betting on the dollar you are betting on
B A N K S
A
N
K
S

>> No.53631446

>>53631434
The fuck is that?

>> No.53631450

>>53631400
Did you really expect anything else? Honestly, the company has been "growth" for 3 decades.
I'd bet the board set this shit up just to hide some shit, like the stock has been manipulated for decades and the actual business is worth...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE03Lqm3nbI

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When your straddle is nearing the green zone

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>>53631388
sorry, but a faggot-ass company like jewgle losing 8% because a bunch of nerds saw an ai response to a le science question and gave a collective UHH AACTUUAALLLYY is fucking hilarious

>> No.53631463

>>53631441
No, this is just what happens when the bulls get dat exuberance. We told them.... about the DOW history.

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Algos, you guys are cunts.

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>> No.53631476

>>53631471
(You) are here.

>> No.53631477

>>53631441
>Is this AI tech drama really worth -2% on QQQ?
AI are the new vacuum cleaners.

>> No.53631478

>>53631435
2 green days to lure in bulls

>> No.53631480

VIX says to GTFO

>> No.53631482
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Micron Technology is a chinese company LARPing as an American company to get government handouts. You have been warned.

>> No.53631485

>>53631476
(You) have no idea how short I am

>> No.53631493

>>53631485
Did we ever actually find out how short he really is? Was it like 5'3" or something?

>> No.53631497

>>53631485
Midget alert.

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>>53631477
I love my Dyson desu senpai.

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>LUMN

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Earnings have been pretty good, inflation is coming down, Powell is more dovish than he has been for at least a year. I think we're just going to violently crab for 4-6 weeks until we hit the 200 dma and MACD/RSI returns to technical buy levels.

>> No.53631520

>>53631485
Short kings rise up.

>> No.53631529

>>53631520
AYAYA /

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XLE lookin' like a snack rn, fr fr. with all the news happening and more recently sleepy joe's comments, i might buy in again. i was going to let my TSLA puts expire worthless to teach myself a lesson but i might use it to buy XLE and dca into it alongside JEPI.

>> No.53631532

>>53631517
>Powell is more dovish than he has been
stopped reading right there

>> No.53631533

>>53630978
Thinking of buying in now. Is this smart? Or should I wait for it to drop lower? Like 210?

>> No.53631534

>>53631476
Bro, the market is so not involved with natural cycle, you can forget your shit.
Divies and hardware.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEO6gYCFbr0

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>US Three-Year Ahead Inflation Expectations is at 2.99%, compared to 3.00% last month and 4.00% last year

>> No.53631543

>>53631533
P/E 94

Lol, lmao, etc.

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>>53631539
DISFLATION

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>>53631520
kek

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I did it. Im quitting trading. I moved all my money to my checking account except for about 1700. thank you, i can finally be free from this stress. i can stop browsing smg all day, stop staring at the market all day. im free. cheers to the 3 years of gains i made. it wasnt much but im proud of it.

>> No.53631554
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>>53630851
What gay fake news will they report at 2PM to pump the market back to even?

>> No.53631564

>>53631553
See you next week

>> No.53631565

>>53631532
Bro did we watch the same interview yesterday? or the same FOMC meeting last week? He's been shrugging off any opportunity to be hawkish and openly saying that inflation is coming down

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>>53631553

>> No.53631570

>>53631553
Now you can all-in on overnight bets.

>> No.53631575
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>>53631565
It's a scripted event. You should know that by now.

>> No.53631586

>>53631575
The bear argument is so incoherent it's actually kind of sad.

>> No.53631587

>>53631575
This.

>> No.53631588

>>53631553
See you tomorrow, cocksucker.

>> No.53631601

Well, I know where my money is headed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKftiJS30Cs

>> No.53631604
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>>53631586
Bears make money. Bulls make money.
PIGS GET SLAUGHTERED

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53631607

>>53631564
nope. i moved the money to a completely different bank. the effort it will take to move it back, although simple, will stop me from doing it. this is all thats left and ill probably start gambling it on penny stocks until its gone.

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>>53631553
God speed bro

>> No.53631614
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53631614

Okay VIX computer is at 20.

Now what?

>> No.53631615
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53631615

I hate intel so fucking much

>> No.53631618

>>53631446
It's a dudeweedlmao penny stock except in this case the weed is shrooms

>> No.53631625

>>53631614
There is only one lesson that has been passed if you are involved directly in the Equities.
If you're doing any derivative, that's another story.

>> No.53631626

>>53631588
i might check the thread or the market, but i will have no skin in the game really so i wont care as much. for the last couple weeks i have been glued to smg and the market. a huge weight has been lifted from my shoulders. and i got out with gains.

>> No.53631629

>>53631553
> gains
Get back in here cocksucker. You can't be free till you lose it all
t. Secretly jealous

>> No.53631643
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53631643

I’m going to go on a walk

>> No.53631644

>>53631601
Sorry, this version is much better sound quality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk4U8BembHM

Me and Cathie, I think.

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Well /smg/? What would you do?

>> No.53631658

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bluUxKIB4pA

>> No.53631659
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53631659

Fuckin hell, I'm down 0.6% today. I can't imagine anyone having worse day than me, like I don't know, by being down 14% for example, and then coping on Yahoo Finance board. That would be both painful and embarrassing

>> No.53631660

>>53631648
Shoot you. Pull the traumatized kid out.
This post played by POWW.

>> No.53631666

>>53631648
Yikes

>> No.53631665
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Google coming back boys the algos are back on our side! prepare for end of day green

>> No.53631670

>>53631648
not tell /tv/

>> No.53631674
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53631674

I’m strokin muh dick rn nigga prayin hopin to god I’m right my nigga dis dick muh magic wand nigga when SOXL goes to $20/share Imma be bussin a nut nigga

>> No.53631678
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53631678

>Why did it dump for no reason
>Why did it pump for no reason

>> No.53631685

>>53631665
nvm I spoke to soon its over

>> No.53631688

>>53631629
I was down 25% yesterday, about 15k, but thanks to todays dump i made it all back plus $400. I knew then that I was blessed and my cue to leave. I wish you luck friend. Dont ever risk too much.

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>>53631408
What is DAN? The based plugin version of the AI?

>> No.53631694

>>53631648
Thought this was staged in turkey?

>> No.53631696

>>53631678
There was literally no news today. Literally! Also these companies make tens of millions. The stock market is obviously rigged

>> No.53631702

anyone bullish for Oramed pharma earnings report today?

>> No.53631707

>>53631254
Still waiting.

>> No.53631709
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>WHITE HOUSE: CHINESE BALLOONS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED OVER COUNTRIES ON FIVE CONTINENTS, AND THE US HAS BEEN IN CONTACT WITH ALLIES ABOUT THE ISSUE.

>> No.53631711

sell it all

>> No.53631712

Google dumped! On no news!

>> No.53631718

>>53631688
Dude, if I ever break even, I'm closing my account, putting it all in ibonds and tossing my pc in the river. Good luck fren, enjoy your winnings

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>>53631648
but she doesn't even look stuck. its like those porn videos where the girl is "stuck" in the dryer.

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>>53631678
>trading on news instead of observing a price on a company is below or above average
People are dumb, anon.

>> No.53631726

>>53631658
I want to fuck Erin Burnett so fucking bad bros

>> No.53631735

>>53631696
>>53631712

There was a presentation by Google. They fucked up. Badly.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/google-live-from-paris-event-live-ai-updates-to-maps-search-lens-and-more/ar-AA17eO2V

>> No.53631740

>>53631688
>>53631718
in just about to get into this thing by buying some google shares but you guys are making me not wanna do that, should I just TFSA instead lmao

>> No.53631741

>>53631648
>Gibs me monies to save poor child under rock

>> No.53631746

>>53631725
>below or above average
People are dumb indeed.

>> No.53631754

I bought ZIM for $21.75 today. Where do I claim my free circumcision?

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>>53631746
Are you suggesting buying below average and selling above average is a bad idea?

>> No.53631766

>>53631740
its fine as long as
1. you dont put in so much money that you freak out when it goes down. people are not joking when they tell you to only use money you are ok with losing. buying goog shares, you arent going to lose it all, but it could go down a lot. if you dont mind holding a long time, its ok
2.never ever ever touch options. ever. and be wary of leveraged etfs too.

if you have a job, unlike me, youre fine. you can invest some money and keep putting it in on the dips.

>> No.53631767

>>53631763
I am suggesting that average price may be a misleading indicator.

>> No.53631770

>>53631712
Google dumped because they were lying about their "AI"

>> No.53631783

>>53631754
I sold the ZIM bottom

>> No.53631790

>>53631735
Fake news. To back to /pol/ trumptard

>> No.53631791
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>>53631767
Everything is misleading. All we have is what's in front of us.

>> No.53631796

>>53631783
I sold puts at the ZIM bottom

>> No.53631798
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53631798

holy shit, what a flex by microsoft.

>> No.53631801

>>53631791
Fair enough but did you zoom out far enough?

>> No.53631806

>>53631735
that was one of the worst major presentation of all time CEO should be fired on the spot for that shit

>> No.53631808

>>53631790
>living rent free in a coward's mind
But do I want like the filthy accommodations?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhsK5WExrnE

>> No.53631809
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>>53631801
Yes. SPY is tonguing prices from April 21.

>> No.53631814

>>53631783
I'm sorry to hear that. To be fair, this stock is wild as hell. Looks like investors priced in everything including asteroid destroying 50% of ZIM's fleet.

>> No.53631815

>>53631798
Kek

>> No.53631820

>>53631814
>Looks like investors priced in everything including asteroid destroying 50% of ZIM's fleet.
ZIM does not have a fleet, for the record.

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53631822

ok, what usually happens after v-shaped recoveries? this HAS to go down because.... it just does!

>> No.53631826
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I break even with google at $101.50. I went all in today with everything I had including my rent money (25 shares) hoping for a quick bounce back to 108. pray for me bros trading algos bless us

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>>53631822
just a car company
will start slurping at $50

>> No.53631840

>>53631809
>almost TWO years
I see what you did there.

>> No.53631844

>>53631820
Yeah I should put multiple asterisks there. I don't mind it though, makes their business more flexible.

>> No.53631847
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53631847

these guys are extremely bullish on ORMP for their earnings report today. I'm all in, which might be pretty dumb but my stop loss is at like -$200

>> No.53631859

>>53631806
All video of the event is being stripped. You will not find it on Jewtube.
This post best played by laughing your ass off that a "Growth Company" that has outsourced coding to Poos who outsource to random one-off-gig websites, has been taken seriously by anyone for this long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We_DLCYDaYw

>> No.53631862

Friendly reminder that stop losses wil not be triggered on large enough gaps.

>> No.53631865

>>53631408
What prompt do I give chatgpt to engage in this inject?

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>>53631840
>Nominal value constant after 2 years of 15% inflation
I don't know what to think anymore.

>> No.53631876

>>53631859
That presentation only cost them about 50 billion of market cap

>> No.53631878

Anyone else hate the stock market?

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>>53631388
>google loses fake money
The made up number representing their imaginary value has decreased. If they were to sell their company for real money it would be less than it was yesterday by 50 billion dollars. The economy is fake and gay.

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>>53631878
Yes.

>> No.53631900

>>53631847
Shares of Oramed Pharmaceuticals Inc. plunged in premarket trading after the clinical-stage pharmaceutical company said its lead product candidate ORMD-0801 had failed in a Phase 3 study in diabetes.

The shares, which closed Wednesday at $10.79, were recently down nearly 70% to $3.26 in premarket trading.

>> No.53631909

I will NOT cover my shorts until TSLA has 3 red days.
I will NOT cover my shorts until TSLA has 3 red days.
I will NOT cover my shorts until TSLA has 3 red days.

>> No.53631910
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>>53631875
>I don't know what to think anymore.
Good. So i will tell you that the bank always wins in the end. Buy JPM.

>> No.53631911

>>53631876
So far.
If I was MSFT, I'd be doing everything I could to post capture of that shit all over the place.

>> No.53631913

>>53631878
He hates and loves the Ring, as he hates and loves himself. He will never be rid of his need for it.

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>>53631887
Holy fuck that got me

>> No.53631920

Which was worse:

1. Cuckerberg and Facebook 100 trillion investment into the pedoverse

or

2. Jewgle and their outsourced third world pajeet AI bot presentation

>> No.53631926
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>>53631910
I snagged a bit last summer and I really don't want to average up, but it's by far my leading horse right now.

>> No.53631928

>>53631911
Doesn't Microsoft own msnbc? Too bad no one watches that shit

>> No.53631936

>>53631920
Meta

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>>53631887
holy shit

>> No.53631950

>>53631900
that was like last week, meanwhile Feb 6th after hours trading had a ton of shares bought
major buys like that are always bull

>> No.53631953

>>53631678
There was literally no news tho

>> No.53631954

>>53631928
So far, their editorial staff has yet to speak up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs-QzDPyH8o

>> No.53631964

>>53631926
>I really don't want to average up
>it's by far my leading horse right now.
i always refused to average up, which i've come to realize is why index investing is so powerful. it forces you to keep buying the biggest gainers, which is a winning strategy, but difficult to do emotionally.

>> No.53631982

>>53631964
yeah I have a big issue with falling in love with my average. the only remedy I've found is selling calls and using the profit to buy more shares.

>> No.53631986

It's time to admit that there can be no civilised society with niggers, Jews, and janitors in it.

>> No.53631989

>>53631926
You did good. Maybe there will be a vote at the shareholders meeting that they won't come for the houses of their shareholders and fleece the goyjim first.

>> No.53631990

>>53631964
You're Jamie Dimon, aren't you?

>> No.53631994

>>53631878
Nah I love it. Up 19% this year so far.

>> No.53631998

>>53631909
you're gonna get squeezed
tesla has retard strength

>> No.53631999

>>53631986
i've known some based jews bro let's not go too far here

>> No.53632001

>>53631953
But there was tho. Google presented in France.
The AI fucked up every single response.
Here's something on their ad.
https://www.cnbctv18.com/technology/google-ai-chatbot-bard-fails-to-provide-accurate-information-ad-campaign-15890851.htm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFA-2AHrtFA

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>>53631887
I don't get it. Bros, please explain :(

>> No.53632011

>>53631986
>1post
bots are farming us.

>> No.53632012

>>53632001
at least google has the censorship system in place to memory hole this

>> No.53632019

Is AT&T going out of business?

>> No.53632027

>>53631998
I sold short at $202.50 today, so I'm doing fine. I just need to beat it into my head to hold the position until it finally breaks down to $150 instead of rushing to cover.

>> No.53632029

>>53631878
So much it's unreal.

>> No.53632045

>>53632009
Did you miss the dog tumbling down the mountain?

>> No.53632048

>>53632012
Exactly what I was thinking, and am too demoralized to point out.
Oh well. I abhore insane P/E and P/B.
Google could have single handedly built the High Speed Rail in CA if they had dropped even 5% of their EPS for the last 20 years. I will resent them forever, and I don't even live in CA.
>>53632019
You will before T does.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygQLji9TjxY

>> No.53632050

>>53632009
The only moment when marketcap matters for a company is when:
- another company wants to buy it. MC is usually used as a reference when establishing a buyout price, but there is no rule for that (usually buyer has to pay premium above current MC)
- company is trying to get a secured loan with equity as collateral. The higher the valuation of the company, the more favourable terms you can get.
- insiders want to sell shares - often board members and higher ups get part of their salary in form of equity. When MC is high, they are able to turn their equity into real money, although terms and limitations apply (those are defined in contracts)

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53632076

>why yes I exclusively invest in arms, private prisons and fossil fuels

>> No.53632079

>>53632050
Nailed it. Now apply this to banks.

>> No.53632087

Reminder that bulls have priced in negative inflation based on a -.1 December MoM reading. These bulltards don't realize that December is usually a low inflation month and the cleveland Fed is forecasting .63 MoM for January. Bulltards WILL get heemed, they priced in the most delusional soft landing.

>> No.53632088

>>53632076
This
If your ticker has an ESG score lower than 33 i'm not interested

>> No.53632090

>>53632076
are you Micheal Burry pls respond.

>> No.53632098

>>53632088
lol.
>I like losing money
yeah, no.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kK_HGNOo9A

>> No.53632099
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53632099

Buy SKYT you fucken monkies

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>>53632019
What makes you think that? They might be one of those "Too big to fail" types.

>> No.53632121
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>>53632099
How about no?

>> No.53632122

>>53632079
Banks don't care about metrics like MC, P/E, P/C, etc. because the only way for them to get into trouble is if Fed's printer runs out of ink.Dunno I just buy the most Jewish ones without thinking too much and hold them. It's that simple.

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>>53632121

>> No.53632151

>>53632122
This, i started to just buy Black Rock.
Seems like it could work out quite well in the long term.
Simply bet on the greediest jews and you'll win.

>> No.53632157

>>53632122
>It's that simple.
How about no?
>company is trying to get a secured loan with equity as collateral
Where do banks get loans? Do you remember?

>> No.53632158
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53632158

Alright, I did it, I bought ONE share of JPM to throw on the pile.

>> No.53632159
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53632159

enough of the market, lets talk about something important. what's for lunch today /smg/?

>> No.53632162
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53632162

My 2/10 40C Uber options were destroyed today. I was an idiot for thinking that much open interest would be allowed to print.

I'm still holding it though on the off chance there is a big rally to close the week

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>>53632159
slop

>> No.53632173

>>53632098
Jokes aside, I haven't heard that Vangelis album for a long-ass time, shit still sounds great

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>>53632168
>SMG posting

>> No.53632187

>>53632159
WHOPPER

>> No.53632197

>>53632159
I don't eat lunch anymore

>> No.53632202

>>53632158
Based. YGMI.

>> No.53632206

>>53632159
I fast 2 days a week and today's one of them

>> No.53632217

Speaking of Lunch, do we reverse or continue this lunch trend at 1?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6ljNi7RRmE

>>53632173
He had some pretty good stuff. Hard to tell if he was ripping off Giorgio Moroder and Herbie Hancock tho,

>> No.53632225
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53632225

>Google, one of the biggest companies in the world, is down over 7% because their prototype Ai bot answered a question wrong during a demo
Explain yourselves, Jews

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>>53632159
Rice and beans!

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>>53632168
>>53632187
ever since i moved out and started cooking for myself (basic meals, nothing fancy) i lost interest in fast food places in general. hardees is ok, anything below that (burger king, mcdonalds, sonic) just doesn't taste good anymore.

>>53632197
>>53632206
i was doing intermittent fasting while i was working and had a good rhythm going, unfortunately i'm not working this week so i've been binging on whatever food i have laying around the house.

>>53632228
ok boomer

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>>53632225
Turns out the bot was doing a little trolling.

>> No.53632244

>>53632225
people are realizing they outsourced all there programming to 3rd world trannies

>> No.53632246

>>53632233
good for you mang sounds much healthier.

>> No.53632252

>>53632159
Jiannetto's

>> No.53632253

>>53632157
From Fed whose main goal is to ensure banking system doesn't collapse. Or from other banks. They can also use the oldest trick in jewish books - use depositors' money to balance their books if needed (they pinky promise they have your money though).

I'm probably missing something obvious here?

>> No.53632257

>>53632225
Google INTELED.COM themselves by hiring 3rd world pajeets you h8 to see it bro

>> No.53632266

>>53632257
>>53632244
You guys might be right, kek.

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>>53632202
Already up a cool $0.20

>> No.53632272

>>53632253
So. Will the fed just give it to any bank or prefer those with high market caps? Assuming your theory is true, of course?

>> No.53632277

>>53632225
>you mean (((they))) lied about the quality of their services!?
Never happens. Only the utmost truths be told, God's orders.
>>53632173

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-g9jykwzfY

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>>53632176
my wife has been on a buffy/angel bitch lately and she'll occasionally say 'SMG' and it stops me cold until i realise she's not talking about this shithole

>> No.53632284

>>53632272
They will give it to the most Jewish ones of course.

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>>53632281
That's hot. Especially the episodes Willow gets possessed by some kind of succubus.

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>>53632281
haha *binge kek
freudian slip there

>> No.53632297

>>53632284
You may want to do some research on that anon. Not going to spoonfeed you.

>> No.53632299

>>53632285
>>53632285
>>53632285

>> No.53632300

>>53632246
i guess? it helps cut calories which is the main reason i'm doing it. some coworker told me that the chinks don't eat until they're actually hungry that they start eating and then only eat until they feel full, hence why they're so thin. kinda bs but at the same time most countries that practice fasting all have skinny people so maybe there's some truth to it.

>> No.53632315

>>53632157
Banks get the ability to write loans based on deposits, but the loan itself creates the money when you sign for the money. That is a "power" granted via the privately owned Federal Reserve.
>>53632284
What he said, except where they don't have a jew already in operation. Then they will either take a profit, or hook you on the loan cycle.
Always remember, FVM is a half-truth when it comes to covering debt.
>>53632297
lol

>> No.53632327

>>53632299
too soon by 10.

>> No.53632370

>>53632327
uggh. you stupid faggots migrated too soon.

This post best played by ... JNJ?

>> No.53632406

>>53632315
You may want to check on that "power" granted by the fed. It has a hook. Gotta go. You guys have fun.

>> No.53632437

>>53632406
The whole thing is a hook.

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SOXL TO $20/SHARE LET’S GOOOO BROS BUY BUY BUY

>> No.53632662

>>53631820
They have a single digit number of ships now but yeah most are leased