/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.53619494]

How the fuck do people that live alone get anything done?

My mom left for a week and im going throught:
1) Doing dishes
2) Cooking food (I don't even have to cook anything since I don't know how, my mom left all the foods in tupperwares, so I only have to put it in a pan and heat it)

Only these 2 steps already consume a ton of time. Imagine if I had to actually cook. I cleaned my room and this took like an hour of vacuum cleaning. Imagine if I had to clean the entire place and it's a small appartment.

And I work from home, so imagine if I had to commute and spend a ton of time outside.

Holy shit. The ideal lifestyle is really the twitch streamers one as in just ordering food from Just Eat and whatnot. And yes im going to buy a dishwasher. With the Just Eat and dishwasher lifehack I would gain back most of the time that is stolen from living alone.

The problem is to get the best Just Eat delivery coverage you have to live in place that's going to be above average expensive, but paying the extra rent should be worth it to have a selection of nice places to get chefs sending you food ready to eat.

If I had to cook I would literally never sit on the computer again. Just cook and clean dishes pretty much all day so there wouldn't be any productivity.

[Anonymous No.53619524]

>>53619494
Youre just a manchild
>idolizing twitch streamers

[Anonymous No.53619681]

>>53619494
Why even have dishes if you're going to be that lazy? Just buy bulk paper plates, cups, plastic-ware and never wash anything. Hell you don't even need the cups if you drink mountain dew all day.

[Anonymous No.53619688]

>>53619494
I've only lived alone for a month now, it's not so bad. I'm enjoying making food for myself.
Cleaning my apartment doesn't take too long since I keep it fairly tidy.

>>53619681
Gigawaste of money and environment.

[Anonymous No.53619707]

>>53619688
Why do you give a fuck about the environment if you're having every meal delivered to you?

[Anonymous No.53619715]

>>53619494
Most people get into routines to solve this problem. If you break down tasks into smaller tasks and do them throughout the day it adds up.
A dishwasher can be a game changer but it's hard to justify for just 1 person.

[Anonymous No.53619722]

>>53619494
Learn to prep quick meals and be minimalist with your cooking approach. An instant pot or an air fryer are your friend. Cooking is a skill you learn over time with minimal effort.

[Anonymous No.53619723]

If I were to live alone I guess I'd try eating only one (big) meal per day. Cooking and cleaning takes forever.

[Anonymous No.53619755]

You're implying that all your time spent alone is valuable. In reality, probably like 80% of your time is wasted refreshing 4chan, youtube, and twitch. You'll get bored of it eventually. Cooking and cleaning are both very rewarding feelings and can easily kill an hour or two. You should try it.

Especially cooking something on the grill. Open flame. Only EBT blacks door dash like crazy since they are now allowing it on EBT/WICK. Disgusting sub creatures.

[Anonymous No.53619987]

>>53619494
Yes, basic maintenance, including cooking, eating, cleaning, washing clothes, personal hygiene etc. probably takes about three hours per day on average (whether you're spreading it out or doing a lot of it on weekends), this is why wageslaves who work and commute for 9 or more hours complain about not having free time.
Cooking can be fun though and I'm starting to think that it should be normal for any man to be able to take care of himself and his apartment and develop the discipline to do it properly. If anything, it's the waging that should be more flexible.

[Anonymous No.53620177]

>>53619494
pan + butter + meat
microwave + olive oil + veggies
rice cooker + washed white rice + water
steamer pot + 1~4 day old food

there. now you can feed yourself like an adult

[Anonymous No.53620246]

>>53619494
>I cleaned my room and this took like an hour of vacuum cleaning.
Anon. Everything you described gets faster and easier the more you do it.
It's hard at first ... just like everything is.
But next time you vacuum it'll take like a half hour, or fifteen minutes, or five.

But yeah, if you're not used to doing a task, it's going to take a while at first.
Just keep at it and you'll get faster.

[Anonymous No.53620325]

1 pan to cook in, 1 big bowl to eat out of, 1 of every utensil, 1 big glass to mix drinks (otherwise drink out of cartons), washing machine is dirty clothes hamper, 2 different pants and 2 different shirts but 3 pairs each. literally 0 prep or cleanup

[Anonymous No.53620409]

>gf cooks meals
>gf buys groceries
>gf cleans house
>gf cares for pets
>gf always down to fuck

She spends about $40k/yr of my money on bills and entertainment.

Pretty good deal for a full time sex butler.

[Anonymous No.53620418]

for me, it's paper plates. you will never have to do the dishes again if you don't have any dishes. only thing i wash is my glass cup since i don't want to drink out of plastic. as for cooking food i don't eat proper meals and just shove some vaguely nutritious slop into my mouth whatever it takes to live another day. basically just try giving up on life, worked for me

[Anonymous No.53620464]

>>53619494
yup its a job issue here. theres only two things in isolation you gotta do, earn money and do something fulfilling. doing your chores would be much more fulfilling if they went towards making your happy lifestyle better

[Anonymous No.53620520]

>>53620409
>stay at home gf
absolute cuckoldry

[Anonymous No.53620539]

I live alone. It’s tough.

[Anonymous No.53620547]

They have gfs/wives do it

[Anonymous No.53620561]

>>53619494
Testo

[Anonymous No.53620680]

>>53619494
I only use plastic cutlery. I have a roomba that vacuums every day while I'm at work. I eat the laziest food possible (baguette with olive oil, some microwaved veggies and some baked meat). This all helps

[Anonymous No.53620747]

>>53619681
this is the only correct answer in some cases
best thing to do when you're in the beginning stages of exiting manchildhood and need a little help; alternatively if you live in a house full of manchildren, these can be a godsend
>>53619688
>Gigawaste of money and environment.
okay bumer

[Anonymous No.53620797]

>>53619524
>get paid ridiculous sums of money to BS with people in chat and not much else
Is he wrong?

[Anonymous No.53620882]

>>53619524
Double post to say that I am a full time Engineer that deals with lots of gay BS to make sure people have clean water to drink, and I make $66k. You think I wouldn't trade all that for streaming? I would. The problem is I'm not that interesting or good at vidya, and I don't have a vagina.

[Anonymous No.53620922]

>>53620520
>clean house
>cuckoldry
If having essentially a sex slave who cooks and cleans the house is cuckoldry, where do I sign to become the king of cucks?

[Anonymous No.53620963]

>>53619494
>1) Doing dishes
>consumes time
How?
t. one-plate chad

[Anonymous No.53620978]

>>53619987
cooking my own meals cured my anxiety, depression, pathological procrastination and low self esteem overnight
i feel sorry for anons who don't know how to make any meal to their specific taste and jsut deal with whatever someone else decides taste good enough to mass produce

[Anonymous No.53621007]

>>53620978
Start to use animal fats instead of vegetable (oils) and it might cure you even in a more literal sense as well.

[Anonymous No.53621009]

>>53620747
You are advocating continuing to be a manchild by using one time plates for the rest of your life. Doing the dishes for 1 person takes literally 1 fucking second. It's one plate. You will have to wash whatever you made food with either way. One. Plate. You can't even wash one god damn plate you retard.

[Anonymous No.53621188]

>>53621007
>>53621007
the more people you tell about this, the more the price will escalate and the more they wil lstart cutting the products
besides, not all "vegetable" oils are bad, just the majority
and even then, less if you cook correctly

[Anonymous No.53621235]

>>53619494
Discard things that make room so you clean your house faster. Ideally you should clean the floors without raising or rearranging any objects at any time you feel like it. Can´t help you with cooking or doing dishes, best advice for doing dishes is focus on washing without any distractions, so you´ll do things faster because you're bored and more focused in finishing the task. About cooking, cook food for like 4 days or so, sure you'll spend an hour or so cooking but the following days you´ll just spend time eating

[Anonymous No.53621566]

>>53619494
Anon, this is where a wife comes in. She takes care of the household duties, you make sure the bills are paid and she can live her life and take care of whatever the kids need.

You're not supposed to do everything alone.

[Anonymous No.53621712]

>>53621009
i could have just one plate and wash it several times a day over and over for the rest of my life or i could buy a stack of a thousand paper plates for a few bucks and not have to do shit for months.

it doesn't take one second either. it takes about 30 seconds. about 5 times a day (breaskfast, second breakfast, lunch, dinner, post fap desert). that's 2 and a half minutes a day, 75 minutes a month.

minimum wage is 15 loonies an hour. that's $18.75 of my own labour every month on washing a single plate. or i can buy a thousand plates for about 8 dollars that lasts 3 months.

thats an efficiency savings of $47.50 four times a year for a total of $190

[Anonymous No.53621737]

>>53620747
>exiting manchildhood
>>53621712
>t. extreme manchild
You'd spend those 30 seconds masturbating, not working for money you retard.

[Anonymous No.53621752]

>>53619494
>anon gets filtered by basic household chores
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Didn’t read btw

[Anonymous No.53621789]

>>53621737
$190 a year worth of masturbation time (about $147usd)

[Anonymous No.53621812]

lol

[Anonymous No.53621891]

>>53621737
do you want to spend 15 hours this year washing a single plate over and over again or would you rather spend that time jerking off?

[Anonymous No.53621905]

>>53619494
>dishes
>heating up food
>Only these 2 steps already consume a ton of time
are you fucking braindead

[Anonymous No.53621975]

>>53621905
he's right, do the math. if you spend 3 minutes a day on dishes and 20 minutes a day preparing food thats 140 hours in a year. time you're not enjoying or getting paid for.

[Anonymous No.53621984]

>>53621975
you can just say yes, its easier for both of us

[Anonymous No.53621986]

>>53620409
The term is bang maid

[Anonymous No.53622017]

>>53619494
>delivery food
Enjoy wasting your money on spit-in goyslop retard.

[Anonymous No.53622026]

>>53621984
you should spend less time washing plates and more time bettering yourself as a person and maybe one day you can be as fun and witty online as i am

[Anonymous No.53622039]

Anon wtf? Cooking for my family (4 people) takes maybe an hour, prep included. Dishes are 20-30 minutes depending on how extravagant I went with the meal. Meal planning +grocery shopping can take a while, but it all comes in under 4 hours a week, usually less. If you're alone 1 cook can last 2-3 meals. It's the same effort cooking for 4 as it is for 1.

[Anonymous No.53622042]

>>53619688
>Gigawaste of money and environment.
neetcucks can't budget and dont' care about the environment, so moot point

[sage No.53622118]

>>53619494
a couple sentences in and i stopped reading, and im not going to bother reading this thread either

kys you retarded zoomer faggot

[Anonymous No.53622133]

>>53622039
730 hours a year minimum
is this really how you want to spend that time? washing dishes?

[Anonymous No.53622215]

Fear the man who masturbates every waking hour of his life. No time to cook, no time to clean, got fluids to release.

[Anonymous No.53622220]

>>53620547
This....
I work from home, but my wife cooks, cleans, and watches our son all day. I married her when I was a student so I've never had to do any of that shit.

[Anonymous No.53622230]

>>53622215
quints of truth?

[Anonymous No.53622247]

>>53619494
You clean every day basically, make it a discipline, makes things easier. Then, do a larger clean of the general house once every two weeks. I am a clean individual so I don't have to clean so much. Laundry is easy : if you have a lot of clothes, you only have to do it once every two weeks to once a month.
I do spend more time cooking but as I've cooked more I've gotten faster. I often like baking food rather than cooking. with this, many times you can make the food then refrigerate (like dough) and then continue later or the next day. anyways like this anon said, >>53619715, you get faster at doing it. but it is important not to spend too much time. For example, a lot of people do way too much laundry even though they have a lot of clothes. They wash things they wore once. I have read and known people who do laundry 1-3 times a week or even more when they don't need to.
Now, I am a white person who apparently has the lucky gene known more in Asians of the non-smelling, sweatless armpits, so I guess I'm lucky, but still, unless they're your work clothes and you're sweating a lot, you can wear garments ( i am not talking about underwear) for up to 3-5 times before they're dirty (plus, you rotate them, so if you have a lot of clothes they become refreshened).

[Anonymous No.53622328]

>>53622133
I mean, I am fine spending 1050 hours of my year cleaning up after myself. You aren't?

[Anonymous No.53622331]

>>53619494
this explains the fall of modern civilization.
Sorry it didn't work out bros.

[Anonymous No.53622361]

Legit "hack" for dishes is to wash immediately after using. You're already near the kitchen eating so might as well, and it's easier to clean while the dirt is still fresh

[Anonymous No.53622916]

>>53619681
I want to be more efficient, but eating with plastic stuff is not too healthy. Also, it's just another annoyance: having to buy the stuff often. It's simpler to just put dishes on dishwasher.

>>53619688
How do you do it? how much time do you spend cooking?

I just find myself doing a lot of stuff. Suddendy there's a particle of bread in the table, I have to clean it. I now notice a drawer is open. I now notice that I forgot to clean a plate and so on. There's too many fucking movements and actions involved it's insane.

I think having a dishwasher would improve my times a lot tho. This shit is also drying my skin, the plate foam is not nice in there.

[Anonymous No.53622949]

>>53621566
Im 33 and no social circle. I also cum too fast.
Im supposed to start visiting escorts more often and train and once my sex game is on point then I would TRY to get a gf somehow but how anyway.

[Anonymous No.53622967]

>>53619494
most of these chores only take 30-40minutes if you focus on it to get it done but if you are trying to weave in shitposting and (You) farming its no wonder yngmi

[Anonymous No.53623368]

>>53622916
>How do you do it? how much time do you spend cooking?
Most of the time I make food for 2 days. I heat the leftovers the second day which cuts cook time in half. It's more affordable to cook for two than for one as well.
Don't let your house get messy. I fucking hated cleaning at my parents home since there was stuff everywhere and I would have no idea where things should be and end up just moving it from position A to B to A while cleaning, but my floor takes less than ten minutes to vacuum all of it because I don't keep a mess.
>I think having a dishwasher would improve my times a lot tho.
Get a dishwasher if you're not third world tier broke, my sink was broken for a month and the dishwasher connected couldn't be used so I had to wash my dishes in the bathroom and it fucking sucked. Now I just quick rinse and put in the machine. Since you live alone you probably wont turn it on that often, I still wash the knife, spatula and frying pan manually so I won't need to use the dishwasher every day. Very nice for getting rid of a lot of plates cutlery and glass at once though.
Just keep going anon, it'll be routine pretty quick. I'm glad I moved out and have to do this stuff now. It's just different when it's your own home and not your parents.

>>53622361
Another is if you're gonna be lazy at least put it in water.

[Anonymous No.53623943]

>>53622361
Considered this but it actually quite annoys me that after eating I just want to chill for a while but no, now im forced to this and that.
Some say that moving a bit after eating is good for the glucemic curve tho.

[Anonymous No.53624011]

>>53623368
Do you use a wooden spatula? some say it's ok for certain wood, but other create bacteria. I use boxwood, it's supposed to be ok for cooking.
Im just not sold on using a synthetic material next to food being cooked at 200 degree celsius.

[Anonymous No.53624672]

>>53624011
>Do you use a wooden spatula?
No, it's some plastic. I don't really keep the spatula in the heat for long so it matters little to me in this case. When I'm stirring soup I have one with metal. Wood isn't made for dishwashers and must be handwashed, my parents have wooden spatulas though. I do use different size wooden cutting boards though since I'd rather cut vegetables and fruit on wood.

[Anonymous No.53624932]

>>53621737
I once had to impose such measures upon a house full of men who were using the same dirty dishes and utensils for weeks on end instead of cleaning them, after it got to the point of not being able to use the sink to clean my own dishes.
There was a group discussion about it and the three of them yelled at me and threatened to kick me out (they didn't have the right lol) for refusing to share the responsibility of cleaning up after them. Went through a clean cycle before once again degenerating to similar conditions, at which point I threw away every dish in the house and gave them stacks of paper and plastic.
Quality of life massively improved after that, because the idea of cleaning other parts of the house was less daunting to them when there wasn't a rotting pile of dishes to worry about

[Anonymous No.53625375]

>>53620963
exactly what i did. i had a cabinet full of plates and bowls and got lazy and ended up with 3/4 of my bowls and plates in the sink and after i washed them all i just put 1 of everything including silverware

[Anonymous No.53625696]

>>53622328
no, i'm not. thats 1050 wasted hours. what are those hours worth to you? i think robots are sus but i'd buy one if it cleaned up after myself so i could focus on important things like jerking off, shitposting, and minecraft

[Anonymous No.53627268]

Ipad with Bluetooth headphones so you can listen to youtube when your doing busy work.

[Anonymous No.53627296]

>>53619494
I live alone in a 4000sqf home (My fiance comes for a few months at a time but there's a visa issue)
I have 7 robot vacuum cleaners and a dishwasher

[Anonymous No.53627340]

Protips:
>Uber eats will have you broke in a month. Don't be retarded.
Self explanatory
>Only have 4 large plates plates, small plates, bowls, mugs etc.
You run out before your place is a mess of plates everywhere and cleaning them all takes 15 mins
>Plan your meals
Know your you will cook for dinner tonight. Tomorrow. The night after etc. Know what food goes off, what can be put off for a week. When you're lazy you can get take out but you always have something to cook to save money or whatever.
>You need to grocery shop twice a week
Time your food purchases to minimise waste. Don't but a shitload of veges if you'll be too lazy to cook it all the next few days.
>Small cleans > giant cleans
I used to let my place become filthz then spent a day cleaning. Now quick 5-10 minute tasks means I never need to dedicate a day to cleaning.
>Less shit means less cleaning
Minimal living is not only cheaper. But earlier to maintain. Less surfaces to wipe. Less clutter to clear. It's easier to keep a simple life simple.
>Have a healthy sex life
A lot of shit doesn't get done until 30 minutes before some chick arrives. Idk why or any way to solve this other than to be active sexually.

[Anonymous No.53627344]

>>53627340
Final tip, don't drink and post on 4chans

[Anonymous No.53628774]

>>53621975
now do the same with brushing teeth

[Anonymous No.53628787]

>>53619494
1 hour to vacuum one room? Is your room 3000sqfr because that's how long it takes me to do my whole house. Retarded thread by gigaretard. Get fucked.

[Anonymous No.53629100]

>>53627340
actual good life advice on /biz/ of all places

[Anonymous No.53629145]

>>53619494
i wfh now so it's a lot more tolerable, but back when i was 5 days a week in the wage cage with a 30-60 minute commute each way:
>meal prep. cook 2-3 nights of food on sunday. eat light or quick and easy to prepare foods the remaining days of the week.
>laundry once a week, thursday night. who gives a shit if i'm tired on friday. i'm not doing any real work on friday anyways.
>clean once a week, friday night. takes me 30 minutes in an 800 square foot apartment: sweep, mop, vacuum, wipe down surfaces, clean windows, etc. stop making messes all week.
it sucked but it was manageable. it only gets really bad if you have a wagie travel job, where you're back friday afternoon and fly out on sunday night. then you have to waste half of your precious weekend on cleaning, laundry, catching up on other shit, etc.

[Anonymous No.53629291]

You learn how to cook fast over time. I can make a basic meal in 15 minutes. I can also bulk prep 4-5 meals in an hour. Its actually faster than driving to a drive though once you learn.

[Anonymous No.53629316]

>>53619494
this is why you have a wife or if you're rich enough a live-in bang maid

[Anonymous No.53629386]

>>53620409
How do I train gf to clean? She does some dishes but nothing else.

[Anonymous No.53629396]

>>53619494
Yes anon. Living and managing yourself in a responsible way takes a lot of work. Maybe that’s why there’s so many niggers and low lives.

[Anonymous No.53629409]

>>53620978
Based and chef pilled. Cooking keeps me sane.

[Anonymous No.53629439]

>>53619494
you’re the most smugly litte shit on this board fuck you college boy.

[Anonymous No.53629448]

>>53619722
air fryers are trash

[Anonymous No.53629855]

Another thing about dishes, and I'm sure this will be controversial, is that a lot of things don't really need more than a rinse with cold water and done. I see people setting up with detergent and warm water to wash a couple of glasses and dishes that had toast and hard cheese or something like that i.e. nothing sticky or saucy or greasy that truly requires scrubing to remove. And there are things that plain never need washing at all like cast iron skillets and pots.

[Anonymous No.53629890]

>>53619494
most people dont spend 18 hours a day pooosting on a childrens cartoon forum, and therefore can lead real, productive, non loser lives

[Anonymous No.53629911]

>>53629855
Yeah, get a dish rack, then doing dishes as a single person shouldn't take more than 1 minute.

[Anonymous No.53630625]

>>53629890
>I have so much free time after commuting, working and doing all the maintainance a house requires
You just posted cope bro

[Anonymous No.53630647]

>>53622967
I barely ever post on forums, not an argument desu.

[Anonymous No.53630730]

>>53619494
Grow the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.53631076]

>>53630625
yes, suggesting that a person can live a non shutin life AND do basic human tasks is definitely LE COPE, you fucking loser. keep pooooosting

[Anonymous No.53631381]

after spending so many decades on the computer, now all that stuff is a pleasure

at least its something to do

[Anonymous No.53631394]

>>53631076
You don't need to suggest anything. If you work a 9 to 5, with relevant amount of commuting, you are not going to have any free time because it's stolen by home chores and other time requiring acitivies you must do.

[Anonymous No.53631433]

>>53631394
cool. maybe if you whine about it really hard on this childrens cartoon forum reality will change, you fucking loser

[Anonymous No.53631447]

>>53622328
Well that is a requeriment you must do and having a shower is pleasant.
However, nowadays you can order food online from people that know how to cook, and then get the dishwasher. With these 2 you have already gained a lot of time. The problem is you must find a place that has enough restaurants so you have a decent Just Eat coverage when ordering meals.

[Anonymous No.53631469]

>>53619494
>doing dishes
easy
>cooking food
easy if you bulk prepare shit. takes 1-3 minutes to heat up.

[Anonymous No.53631494]

>>53619494
>live in Vietnam
>food delivered for miniscule fees
>rent (340 a month) includes maid service twice a week.
All I have to do is wash my clothes. Its pretty nice

[Anonymous No.53631502]

>>53631469
Bulk preparing means you are going to be eating the same thing a lot of times. Ordering online allows you more variance beside saving time.
Cooking should be something pleasant, not something you stress over because you are consuming a lof ot time doing it.

[Anonymous No.53631504]

>>53620409
what a nice life anon. Wish i had a gf like that but with creative hobbies like sewing, cosplay or artist stuff in general.

[Anonymous No.53631523]

>>53619524
This.
When I moved out of my parents. Shit got done. The best part was shit got done and my mom wasn't fucking bitching about it the whole fucking time.
If I ever moved back in with my parent I would shoot myself.

[Anonymous No.53631528]

>>53631502
its a matter of preference. Since i lift weights i have to keep track on what im eating. Its a form of discipline too.
But yeah as a normal person ordering food would be preferable because of variety.

[Anonymous No.53631734]

>>53631528
Are you lifting to gain weight?
Im skinny so I don't really have to keep track of anything. I would just eat a bit more of what im already eating to compensate the exercise.
The thing is, I would like how to cook, but I would need to supplement with it ordering online, so I have enough free time sometimes to cook instead of being stressed about how I have to cook all the time. And there may be stuff that you just can't order online and have to cook if you want to eat that. Like a fried egg for instance.

[Anonymous No.53631795]

>>53631523
/thread
People who can’t take care of themselves without their parents are losers. Moving out is freedom not suffering.

[Anonymous No.53632391]

>>53619494
Do you have a young sister? Post feet pics pls. Not even being a perv, tho. Just thought you probably have some.

[Anonymous No.53632532]

>>53619494
You can get a dishwasher super cheap from facebook marketplace or craigslist. I got one for free and the only prob with it was the prior owner was too stupid to realize there were little bits of plastic and food chaff on the sprayer wand.

[Anonymous No.53632559]

>>53619494
>How the fuck do people that live alone get anything done?
>My mom left for a week and im going throught:
>1) Doing dishes
>2) Cooking food (I don't even have to cook anything since I don't know how, my mom left all the foods in tupperwares, so I only have to put it in a pan and heat it)
Maybe you are just fucking retarded? Maybe you have mental problems.
I can work 10 hours a day and do chores when I get home while lifting weights.
How fucking dumb are you?

[Anonymous No.53632574]

>>53619681
I eat off a tin bowl and use the same fork, I literally have one bowl I use.
You need to get on my level.
>Wasting money on one use items.
Good Goy.

[Anonymous No.53632660]

>>53619755
>You're implying that all your time spent alone is valuable. In reality, probably like 80% of your time is wasted refreshing 4chan
I lift weights.

[Anonymous No.53632704]

>>53629386
>How do I train gf to clean? She does some dishes but nothing else.
Make more money.
>>53620409
>$40k/yr
Calling BS, no way you make that much.

[Anonymous No.53632763]

>>53619987
>3hrs a day
sounds about right

>>53629386
>>53620409
>>53621566
My gf doesn't do shit. And if she does clean it's always a half assed quick wipe down and never fully cleaned so I have to do all the deep cleaning unless I want to live in squalor.
>let sheets go months to see if she'll do them since that doesn't bother me
I'm holding up my end of the bargain making plenty of money but it feels like I'm taking care of a teenager half the time.

>>53627268
Yeah definitely gotta find something educational to listen to.

[Anonymous No.53632815]

>>53619494
You fuckhead. Doing dishes and cooking food takes like, maybe 40 minutes of time, max. Cooked food at home always tastes better than takeout, so it's rewarding as fuck, and the feeling of not being a lazy shit like you is also a pretty sweet reward.

[Anonymous No.53632935]

You do all of your cleaning and dishwashing as you prepare/cook since there's a lot of waiting around during various points of food preparation.

[Anonymous No.53633009]

>>53628774
>brushing your teeth
just drink a shot of vodka before sleeping

[Anonymous No.53633949]

>>53619494
OP, the dirty little secret about living alone is that you WANT a daily routine that takes up a lot of time so that you don't go insane staring at the walls.

[Anonymous No.53633988]

>>53619494
It's called coffee and nicotine addiction, that's how everybody does it. Living alone isn't normal and never has been, especially in this shitty Capitalist dystopia.

[Anonymous No.53634090]

>>53619681
This, but only if you bulk buy the paper plates and stuff at Sams Club. I bought like $100 worth of bulk paper plates, bowls, cups, and plastic utensils in 2021 and I'm not even halfway through them yet as of 2023. Now compare that $100 in disposable cutlery to the operating costs in electricity, water, time, and money for using a dish washer. I've come out so far ahead that I don't even bother to own a dishwasher now. And since I live rural I'm not stuffing the septic tank full of dishwater now either.

I burn all my garbage too so disposal is free as well. I literally just spent $100 in 2021 on paper plates and stuff and that was the end of it, no more expenses related to dishes at all. Its great.

[Anonymous No.53634153]

>>53620922
>If having essentially a sex slave who cooks and cleans the house is cuckoldry
but shes not a sex slave. and shes not a slave. dont be stupid. ur paying by being an emotional tampon.smym0r

[Anonymous No.53634182]

>>53620409
but shes not a sex butler. she wouldnt do anything of those things if u werent her bf, and the trade off is being a a BOY friend. lol.

[Anonymous No.53634472]

>>53629448
Air fryers are great, they are just convection ovens that don't need to preheat and are generally quicker to get into than an oven as well.

With a normal convection oven you have to open the little door, peer in, and then remove the cooking tray with oven mitts. With an air fryer you can just pull the whole cooking tray out with a handle, observe the food in actual light, and either shove it back in to cook more or dump the food right onto a plate when done. Great for a single guy to cook tendies and fries without any of the mess or obesiety of a conventional deep fryer.

[Anonymous No.53634596]

>>53619755
>subsidizing niggers to have goyslop delivered to them on taxpayer dime
Do amerimutts really?

[Anonymous No.53634739]

>>53619494
dude you couldn't even walk at one point yet you learned
you can do this and you can easily set things up so you can watch your streams while cooking/doing dishes
it's just a necessity, are you going to complain about having to breathe and sleep too?
if you do get rich enough to just buy food for the rest of your life, great, just make sure you have an emergency supply of stuff in case supply lines ever go awry temporarily (in which case you'd have to "cook" and "clean" in a different sense since restaurants may close)

[Anonymous No.53634771]

>>53622328
I for one always spend 2030 hours of my year cleaning.