/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.53617231]

Belly edition

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://www.watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://www.planetnews.com/live/stock-update.html?sfw=pass1651698381

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research

>Coke Resources
lolyoudonthaveadealer.com

>>53614824

[Anonymous No.53617246]

DISGUSTING BURP FAG KYS

[Anonymous No.53617259]

soon

[Anonymous No.53617260]

lmao dis nigga playin guitar

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53617263]

BE HONEST WHO HERE HASNT BEEN BUYING CALLS EVERY SINGLE DAY

[Anonymous No.53617265]

>JPowell barging into Brainard's office, 2023, Colorized

[Anonymous No.53617266]

bobo is retarded

[Anonymous No.53617271]

did he just ask him if he's corrupt

[Anonymous No.53617273]

>>53617231
WHO'S BELLY IS THAT

[Anonymous No.53617277]

What now bobros?

[Anonymous No.53617278]

>>53617246
You beclown yourself

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53617281]

first my fucking gookfu leaves me and now the fucking chair of the federal reserve is lying through his teeth and fucking me raw. fuck my life

[Anonymous No.53617283]

what the fuck is the market doing fuck Jpow

[Anonymous No.53617285]

What is this gay ass interview cock sucking shit

[Anonymous No.53617296]

>>53617268
Reposting

[Anonymous No.53617298]

So calls on any earnings?

[Anonymous No.53617297]

Okay are we selling calls or buying puts here

[Anonymous No.53617300]

BUDDY IM BAG HOLDING SQQQ COMPUTERS

[Anonymous No.53617303]

SPX to 4700
DOW to 37000
AAPL to 170
Just keep buying anon.

[Anonymous No.53617304]

Link to speech?

[Anonymous No.53617306]

>there are people who aren't short before grand dad gives his state of the union speech

[Anonymous No.53617307]

AMAZON CHADS, why arent we pumping?

[Anonymous No.53617309]

What stock should I buy if we nuke China?

[Anonymous No.53617315]

https://twitter.com/michaeljburry/status/1623021394039562240

[Anonymous No.53617318]

>>53617273
My wife’s. She made $1300 since the 21st of last month burping on onlyfans. We’re taking an rv trip next month so she’s just getting some playing around money. She even had her girl friend appear in a pay per view video that generated $400.

[Anonymous No.53617317]

i fucked up so much. nearly 80% gain turned into 1% gain in the matter of two weeks.

[Anonymous No.53617320]

>>53617300
kek

[Anonymous No.53617322]

AAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.53617324]

>It is what it is
>This cycle is different

[Anonymous No.53617325]

WHY LINE GO DOWN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53617328]

>>53617296
No change to QT = not a surprise = slightly boolish.

[Anonymous No.53617329]

I'm so done with this shit.

[Anonymous No.53617339]

algos moving 20 handles on nothingburgers Loooool. Speaking of burgers im gonna make some white people food. probs gonna make a pasta bake or something

[Anonymous No.53617342]

>market goes up for no good reason
>market goes back down for no real reason
no refunds

[Anonymous No.53617344]

NEW CASSANDRA TWEET

[Anonymous No.53617347]

typical lying little rat faced kike

[Anonymous No.53617351]

>>53617303
>Just keep buying anon.
thank you, i will

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53617354]

WOW YOU GUYS ARE STILL BUYING PUTS ARENT YOU
THATS PRETTY FUCKING DUMB
YOU ARE THE REASON PEOPLE LIKE ME MELT UP
NOW SELL YOUR PUTS AT A MAJOR LOSS SO I CAN MAKE MORE MONEY TODAY

[Anonymous No.53617355]

>Jpow talking down the hottest jobs market since fucking 1969

[Anonymous No.53617357]

JPow is optimistic today, as he is ALWAYS optimistic, and that's enough reason to move the markets up? People really don't want the music to stop, huh? Your 2% gain now isn't going to save your 30% freefall later. The economy is fucked no matter what because it's a GIANT SPECULATIVE BUBBLE THE LIKES OF WHICH WE HAVE NEVER SEEN RIDING ON PURE FAITH WITH FRACTIONAL PHYSICAL BACKING.

[Anonymous No.53617361]

>>53617344
was just gonna post this, buy hand over fist. This tranny is never right

[Anonymous No.53617369]

>>53617266
>doesn't understand the meme format

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53617370]

>>53617309
Why would we nuke China? If anything Russia is going to nuke the insurgents inside of their own country that are using chemical weapons against the ethnic Russian people. I guess buy some SQQQ.

[Anonymous No.53617372]

>NO BUGS

[Anonymous No.53617373]

>>53617324

[Anonymous No.53617377]

>>53617304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkC4LuuxOg4

[Anonymous No.53617378]

Good meeting so far
See you at spy 420
Blaze it

[Anonymous No.53617379]

>>53617306
Joey got lucky his documents scandal is gone already

[Anonymous No.53617381]

>>53617344
Lol

[Anonymous No.53617384]

>>53617369
seethe bobo

[Anonymous No.53617387]

>>53617344
i dont trust people with one eye, i just dont

[Anonymous No.53617389]

Jay's got a great soothing voice

[Anonymous No.53617394]

>>53617355
Yeah, 400 jobs at McDonald’s produces less for the economy than a single engineering job, sorry that you’re just learning that.

[Anonymous No.53617395]

Dammit why didn't I buy puts at the FUCKING TOP

[Anonymous No.53617398]

MORE RATE HIKES THAN PRICED IN
finally you fuck

[Anonymous No.53617399]

>Should I buy a house, Chair Powell?

[Anonymous No.53617403]

>more rate hikes than priced in

[Anonymous No.53617407]

OOOOOO HE GOT EM WITH THAT ONE

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53617408]

MELTUP COME BACK WHAT THE FUUUUUCCCCCCCCK

[Anonymous No.53617410]

NIGGERRRRRRS

[Anonymous No.53617413]

>basic goods like FUCKING FOOD up like +100% since the start of the pandemic
>JPow: "It's transitory lol"

[Anonymous No.53617427]

>Wages stagnating since the removal of the Gold Standard?
>That's transitory too

[Anonymous No.53617429]

And just like that, the retard pump is fading back to nothing.

[Anonymous No.53617430]

>More than priced in
You were saying, mumu?

[Anonymous No.53617431]

ANOTHER UPPERCUT

[Anonymous No.53617433]

>>53617395
You and me both

[Anonymous No.53617435]

Your bullish partialism consuming exuberance VILL come to an end. Even if it has to be done under "exogenous circumstances".

[Anonymous No.53617438]

>>53617408
HOW ARE YOU WRONG EVERYTIME, THAT'S ACTUALLY IMPRESSIVE HOW MASSIVE A LOSER YOU ARE

[Anonymous No.53617439]

he's telling Mumus that their hopium is wrong, he's literally telling them they're pricing inflation expectation wrong

[Anonymous No.53617442]

uh oh mumus what happened?

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53617443]

THE ONLY THING THATS TRANSITORY IS YOUR PUTS

[Anonymous No.53617445]

weird price movement today huh lads

[Anonymous No.53617448]

PUMP THOSE RATES

[Anonymous No.53617450]

bobo is already taking a victory lap? we know how that ended last time.

[Anonymous No.53617453]

Why is everything so fucking bullish?
Like it's the best time in the world right now with the best economy on the planet?

[Anonymous No.53617454]

>>53617427
Damn they really just said fuck, sell us out to globalist kikes huh

[Anonymous No.53617458]

Oh no

[Anonymous No.53617459]

>>53617439
So he's lying. Big deal.

[Anonymous No.53617460]

>>53617344
I think we've had enough of your jokes.

[Anonymous No.53617461]

Kek bobo does it again

[Anonymous No.53617462]

every reply to bobo burry's latest tweet is some crypto "trader" faggot who got into the markets after 2021, laughing at him for being early and "predicting 10 of the last 2 crashes".

this is going to end badly isnt it

[Anonymous No.53617463]

Why its tanking ? Did jerome said something ?

[Anonymous No.53617464]

price controls when

[Anonymous No.53617466]

KEK, BAGGIES, KEK EVEN LMFAO

[Anonymous No.53617472]

JIM RESPONDS TO CASSANDRA

[Anonymous No.53617474]

today the SPY will be drawing grandpa simpson

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53617476]

>>53617438
IM NOT LOSING YOURE LOSING

[Anonymous No.53617478]

NOT ENOUGH IMMIGRANTS

[Anonymous No.53617480]

Everyone thank my wife’s belly for the dump we are currently experiencing

[Anonymous No.53617482]

>>53617453
market is forward looking bub, the bleaker it gets the more bullish you become

[Anonymous No.53617484]

>What about immigration Jay
Classic synagogue magic trick

[Anonymous No.53617485]

>>53617463
I swear this happens like 99% of the time jerome talks and the market pumps.
It just immediately dumps afterwards

[Anonymous No.53617495]

>>53617472
ALMOST A FULL RETRACEMENT ALREADY, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT JIM

[Anonymous No.53617494]

>>53617472
THE PROPHET HAS SPOKEN BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.53617496]

>>53617231
What did Jpow say?

[Anonymous No.53617500]

>long the top
>short the bottom
I'm so fucking stupid.

[Kek No.53617501]

>>53617472
it's over lads

[Anonymous No.53617502]

>>53617480
Both gut rot and gutter rot. Gross

[Anonymous No.53617504]

>>53617454
>Tariffs evaporated once the Federal Reserve/IRS was created
>Corporate tax has been the same since the 80s
>Income tax getting higher and higher
This country truly died in 1913

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53617505]

>>53617478
MORE NIGGERS
FROM AFRICA

[Anonymous No.53617509]

>>53617485
Algos are autistic yeah

[Anonymous No.53617513]

>>53617496
That market participants need to read more detective and spy novels.

[Anonymous No.53617514]

>>53617472
REST IN PISS MUMUFAGS

[Anonymous No.53617520]

>>53617472

[Anonymous No.53617521]

Rally cancelled.

[Anonymous No.53617522]

>>53617501
That was comfy. Thanks Daddy Jerome!

[Anonymous No.53617523]

>>53617502
Seethe

[Anonymous No.53617525]

>>53617496
See
>>53617478

[Anonymous No.53617527]

>>53617453
Mumus really are fucking retarded, how else can he spell it out for you, the scenario you've priced in won't happen, you priced in a best case scenario that there's hardly any risk left it will turn out even better than you expect.

[Anonymous No.53617532]

>>53617453

because none of them had money or were buying stocks during 2008-12. 85-90% of the people posting in here and indeed on all the other trading "areas" are newfags who got into trading post-2020/1 bullrun. they genuinely have no idea how bad things are going to be and think that a -22% or so drawdown was it

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53617533]

>>53617514
EXCUSE YOU? GO BACK TO JANUARY 1 AND CRY AT HOW MUCH WEVE MELTED UP AND YOU GOT LEFT BEHIND

[Anonymous No.53617541]

>>53617523
Disgusting fat pigs.

[Anonymous No.53617543]

>>53617527
didn't read
*slurps*

[Anonymous No.53617545]

>>53617398
The market is forward looking, it's priced in.

[Anonymous No.53617546]

>>53617523
huh, so she was doing the burping and farting first. was it her idea or yours originally

[Anonymous No.53617548]

>>53617472
BIGGEST STOCK MARKET CRASH INCOMING

[Anonymous No.53617550]

>>53617504
Tariffs only work when your country produces something

[Anonymous No.53617553]

my poorfolio has been nuked today

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53617555]

PULL UP YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT MELTUP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.53617558]

>We told you that we didn't wanna see you get
>HOOKED
>And you may be
>HOOKED

[Anonymous No.53617559]

crab day

[Anonymous No.53617562]

>>53617527
It's a bullmarket. Sorry bobo recession is canceled.

[Anonymous No.53617565]

>>53617523
Real question, does 10k per video make a good living?

[Anonymous No.53617571]

>>53617496
He said deflation another 20 times similar to the Fed meeting speech. He was even more dovish today, it's over for boboids. My ARKK calls will print this week hahahhahahahhahaha FAGGOTS!

[Anonymous No.53617572]

>>53617472
RIP, rest in peace to dead Mumus on the wall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQVw7-iZWYA

[Anonymous No.53617578]

I was beginning to doubt this rally, but now it feels like its real. So many retards who desperately want to call the top

[Anonymous No.53617580]

>>53617521
I don't much care for Cramer, but the anti-jerk around him is more insufferable than he ever was.

[Anonymous No.53617581]

>>53617541
Seethe

[Anonymous No.53617582]

>>53617344
>>53617521
CRAMER VS. BURRY
WHO WINS?

[Anonymous No.53617583]

>>53617533
NO.

[Anonymous No.53617587]

>>53617571
Naw, my nigga Jerome he say "dis inflation only getting started".

[Anonymous No.53617588]

i almost lost everything today by going all in on a 0dte. It wouldnt let me sell when it was in the negative. i will never go all in with a 0dte again that was terrifying.

[Anonymous No.53617590]

>>53617565
not at all

[Anonymous No.53617593]

>>53617558
That was so last year bobo

[Anonymous No.53617596]

Damn I forgot Jerome was talking today. Shouldn't have set those buy orders this morning...

[Anonymous No.53617600]

>I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS THEY WERE JUST PLAYING RETAIL COMING AND GOING
>Day Traders
>ODTE options
>Meme Stocks
>Fomo Yolo
All BTFO

[Anonymous No.53617602]

>>53617581
Brb, vomiting.

[Anonymous No.53617607]

>>53617532
-25% and 2 quarters of negative GDP in 2022 WAS literally the recession you bobo cocksucker. You missed it, the market doesn't care about your feelings. You still have time to go long now before we hit a new ATH by April.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53617609]

>>53617578
OF COURSE ITS REAL
EVERY SINGLE TIME IN HISTORY WEVE HAD THESE CONDITIONS THE MARKET MAKES 30+% RETURNS THE FOLLOWING YEAR

[Anonymous No.53617610]

>>53617427
Tariffs raising most revenue was such a kino system. Shame it can't exist today, wouldn't raise enough revenue for our spending these days

[Anonymous No.53617613]

Sell.

[Anonymous No.53617616]

>>53617545
If the market is forward looking, why hasn't the rapture been priced in yet? Checkmate atheists.

[Anonymous No.53617617]

Short nasdaq , ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.53617622]

>>53617602
Seethe

[Anonymous No.53617623]

>>53617565
You get like a dollar per 1000 views I think
I think people who youtube for a living typically make most of their money from sponsored videos or selling merch

[Anonymous No.53617627]

>>53617578
Wait 30 mins

[Anonymous No.53617629]

>>53617580
It's just a meme.

[Anonymous No.53617631]

>>53617590
I guess that explains the taco bell diet in the first place

[Anonymous No.53617633]

>>53617600
i sold 0dte calls at the peak

[Anonymous No.53617637]

>+0.4%
>bobo already declaring victory
>I can literally smell the desperation

[Anonymous No.53617641]

Gas is pumping and COIN is dumping.

What did they mean by this?

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53617643]

>>53617622
IM GOING TO BURP AND FART ON ONLYFANS TO MAKE MORE MONEY FOR 0DTE CALLS SO I CAN GET RICHER

[Anonymous No.53617644]

>>53617622

[Anonymous No.53617653]

>>53617622
Don't forget to tip.

[Anonymous No.53617657]

>>53617622
I hope you and your whore get doxed and murdered, you fucking simp cuck

[Anonymous No.53617659]

>>53617502
what's gut and gutter rot

[Anonymous No.53617662]

>>53617637
THAT IS YOUR OWN SHIT AND PISS DUMB MUMUTARD

[Anonymous No.53617665]

>>53617496
JPow rides bikes, plays guitar, and has tools

[Anonymous No.53617669]

After fart seethe

[Anonymous No.53617671]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

sold some underperforming/unsafe divvy positions and put them into safer, higher div growth positions.

[Anonymous No.53617674]

>>53617623
Anyone wanna form an LLC and do a hustlers university knockoff?

[Anonymous No.53617686]

>Jerome's hobbies are the same as mine
Bullish?

[Anonymous No.53617687]

>>53617627
maybe

[Anonymous No.53617690]

>>53617669
What kind of sick fucking kike fetishized world do we live in

[Anonymous No.53617692]

>>53617342
>complains about easy guaranteed money

how are you fucking up a crab market?

[Anonymous No.53617694]

>>53617662
when they start screaming it's time to bring the pain

JPOW hand me the big green dildo

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53617696]

>>53617671
DIVIDENDS AND STOCKS ARE FOR COMPLETE LOSERS
BUYING 0DTE OPTIONS IS HOW YOU MAKE IT IN THIS MARKET NOW
YOU CANT BEAT INFLATION OTHERWISE

[Anonymous No.53617705]

>>53617659
Her rotting flesh. It's a carcass that is still moving

[Anonymous No.53617704]

>>53617399
Absolutely, buy buy buy, on credit even, buy some credit with credit, pay off debt with debt, that's how economics works after all!

[Anonymous No.53617707]

This market is so schzio, it pumps like crazy on some stupid comment then dumps back down for no reason

[Anonymous No.53617708]

what happened to you guys?

[Anonymous No.53617710]

>>53617657
I’m impossible to kill I own like 50 guns

[Anonymous No.53617712]

YOU MAY BE HOOKED

[Anonymous No.53617714]

>>53617696
What should I get for earnings then ya N word?

[Anonymous No.53617717]

>>53617337
it's ceased

[Anonymous No.53617719]

>>53617708
Gambling addiction

[Anonymous No.53617723]

>>53617622
You don't mind that everyone see your wife's fat tits?

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53617724]

>>53617714
0DTE CALLS ON THE SPY

[Anonymous No.53617730]

>>53617712
WE TOLD YA'LL NIGGAS NOT TO GET INVOLVED WITH DAT SHIT

[Anonymous No.53617732]

>>53617669
BrrrrrrrRRRRAAAAPPPPP

[Anonymous No.53617733]

>>53617318
Bro..

[Anonymous No.53617735]

>>53617472
RIGHT AT THE TOP, HAHAHAHAAHAH

These faggots are so clueless.

[Anonymous No.53617743]

>>53617696
this guy knows whats up. dont bother the retards here will keep saying you need to DCA into SOXL even while the PLA is nuking the chip factories in taiwan

[Anonymous No.53617747]

>>53617730
FRFR ON GOD SHIEEEET

[Anonymous No.53617749]

>CANCEL ALL ORDERS
CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS
CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS
CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS
CANCEL ALL ORDERS

[Anonymous No.53617754]

kek thanks for the subs /smg/ works everytime. See you in 3 days

[Anonymous No.53617756]

and all gains erased, thanks for playing mumu

[Anonymous No.53617757]

>>53617717
no it's ceasar
did u even go to highschool

[Anonymous No.53617759]

What happened?

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53617760]

MELTUP PLEAAAAAAAASSSSEEEE WHAT THE FUCKKKK JEROME YOU PROMISED

[Anonymous No.53617766]

COINBASE COMPUTER IS DRILLING

[Anonymous No.53617770]

HAHAHAHAHAHA HARBY IS A RETARD EASIEST REVERSE SIGNAL EVER!!!

[Anonymous No.53617772]

will nasdaq drop more than SPY?

[Anonymous No.53617773]

>>53617318
I despise Jews so fucking much

[Anonymous No.53617774]

>>53617622
I threw up a little.

[Anonymous No.53617776]

lmao

[Anonymous No.53617778]

>>53617231
buy xela if you hate israel.

600 million shares borrowed.
220 million deal inked with CF for over 20x the current market cap.

volume came to a halt today, looks like ATM closed up now. PR will send this to the moon. trending bullish. bonds have been being bought up. legendary setup akin to OCGN's run from .18 to $18

[Anonymous No.53617780]

>>53617708
i've changed by not changing, at all

[Anonymous No.53617786]

>>53617719
i can see it, may the Lord Jesus have mercy on you goys

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53617788]

The port is up £10 today so far. Too broke to input more money into the fund. Sad times. I want to put more in. Badly.

[Anonymous No.53617794]

IT STARTED MUMUSHITS

[Anonymous No.53617797]

H*RBY CAUSED THIS AND THAT'S A GOOD THING

[Anonymous No.53617796]

>>53617754
Bitch looks like she just finished drinking a keg of Killian's Irish red beer

[Anonymous No.53617799]

>>53617754
who is this your wife?

[Anonymous No.53617804]

>>53617749
>They don't know about the DOW history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

[Anonymous No.53617808]

>>53617759
Exit liquidity

[Anonymous No.53617811]

>>53617759
HE spoke
The true controller of the market >>53617687

[Anonymous No.53617813]

>>53617743
hi anon, would you be so kind to explain what DCA means, the internet says Dollar Cost Averaging but I don't quite get it, thank you!

[Anonymous No.53617815]

I wish that I could turn back time
'Cause now the guilt is all mine...
:)

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53617817]

>>53617770
YOU THINK SO BUT LITTLE DID YOU KNOW I PUT ON A NICE LITTLE TRADE A LITTLE BIT AGO

[Anonymous No.53617820]

CANCEL
ALL
ORDERS

[Anonymous No.53617823]

mumubros...

[Anonymous No.53617824]

Amazons baggies are in trouble.

[Anonymous No.53617825]

WHY IS NVIDIA DUMPING ON LITERALLY NO NEWS?

[Anonymous No.53617830]

>>53617754
nice fucking milkers

[Anonymous No.53617832]

Where's meltdown tripfag? He's less of an annoying jackass

[Anonymous No.53617836]

>>53617799
Yep

[Anonymous No.53617842]

[Anonymous No.53617845]

>>53617825
Its a shitcoin

[Anonymous No.53617846]

So is /smg/ actually retarded or what? Are people actually shocked that JPow, a man who is the very definition of vague lip service, said nothing of substance, leading to blind bulls trying to keep the music going which was almost entirely neutralized by sharps who bet against the bull trap immediately?

Like what the fuck are you morons even celebrating? That the man who said inflation is transitory 2 years ago is now saying disinflation is going to permanently settle? Do you look at numbers at all or do you just want to be stuffed with Powell's throbbing cock of optimism?

Fucking Christ, this general is full of the uninformed masses.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53617849]

*REMOVES MASK*
THATS RIGHT IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.....

[Anonymous No.53617850]

>Presents

[Anonymous No.53617851]

WHAT THE F UCK DID HE SAY?????????

[Anonymous No.53617855]

When did you realize you literally know nothing, nobody knows annything, and this is all just gambling?

[Anonymous No.53617856]

>>53617318
Please tell me how to get a belly gf

[Anonymous No.53617857]

You now realize the rape hikes have just begun.

[Anonymous No.53617860]

>>53617723
Cucks typically don’t anon..

[Anonymous No.53617862]

[Anonymous No.53617868]

>crabbing
>go grocery shopping
>come back
>everything's red

[Anonymous No.53617872]

Clickety clack. Click. Clack. What's in the closet.

[Anonymous No.53617873]

This is such an emotional roller coaster. Is this what it's like dating a Slavic woman?

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53617874]

>>53617855
if im always wrong...... maybe i do know something and maybe even i know it and so i make sure to profit from it

[Anonymous No.53617875]

Everyfucking time harby , every FUCKING TIME HAHAHAHAHAHAH .
THANKS FOR THE BEAR AND BULL SIGNAL

[Anonymous No.53617876]

>>53617849
we knew it was you, we let you play your game

[Anonymous No.53617880]

i.... i went all in on TSLA puts..... i'm going to make it!

[Anonymous No.53617879]

i feel it crabros
it's crabbing

[Anonymous No.53617885]

>everything suddenly getting jewed
what happened? what was said? i was making food

[Anonymous No.53617883]

>>53617846
stfu jew

[Anonymous No.53617888]

I warned you last thread, everyone is getting rekted

[Anonymous No.53617887]

>>53617855
since around 2014 or so

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53617889]

>>53617855
Its gambling for the peons at the bottom. everyone at the top has insider knowledge that they use to determine the candles. Everyone on /biz/ are drawing lines trying to work out stupid pattern recognition to trick themselves into thinking theyre not going all in on red on roulette.

[Anonymous No.53617894]

>>53617856
I crafted her over 10 years. She was a skinny minnie

[Anonymous No.53617899]

>>53617862
ahahaha, no survivors

[Anonymous No.53617902]

>>53617851
He flipped his base stance on jobs, during the last 10 mins of the interview, saying further rate hikes, with rates increased more than expected, may be necessary, if numbers stay poor.

[Anonymous No.53617903]

>>53617862
fast give me a stock to buy

[Anonymous No.53617905]

>>53617231
>MUH PIVOT
>MY REDEPRESSION

[Anonymous No.53617907]

>SPY CEO press conference
>SPY goes up 1% while he speaks
>goes back down 1% when he finishes and the market figures out what he just said

We crab for eternity until something else happens. Powell won’t stop until he gets his 2%, no matter the cost

[Anonymous No.53617908]

[Anonymous No.53617910]

they were playing lofi and eating beef....
why didn't I pay attention?

[Anonymous No.53617915]

>>53617883
You would be so lucky as to be a Jew. There's a reason they are in the C-suite of every corporation while you lose your life savings on 0DTE gut calls.

[Anonymous No.53617916]

>>53617894
You are literally Pierce Brosnan the architect

[Anonymous No.53617918]

>>53617862
Lmao

[What's In The Closet Making That Noise No.53617921]

Click. Clack. Clickety Clack. Clack. Clack. Clack. Click. Clack. Clickety Clack. Clack. Clack. Clack. Cliickety. Clack. Click. Click. Clack. Clickety Clack. Clack. Clack. Clack. Click. Clack. Clickety Clack. Clack. Clack. Clack.

[Anonymous No.53617923]

>>53617862
Maybe he means
>Interesting sell off?
>Opportunity!

[Anonymous No.53617924]

so is this gonna dump tomorrow too or what?

[Anonymous No.53617925]

>>53617885
I started belly posting. Everytime I do the market shits. I needed to save my NVDA puts and pump my wife’s OF. I don’t bellypost often but when I do I swing the market

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53617926]

>>53617875
DONT WORRY I BOUGHT CALLS TOO JUST NOW I MEAN WHO WOULDNT BUY CALLS AFTER THE MARKET GOES DOWN 8 FUCKNIF DOLLARS

[Anonymous No.53617928]

>>53617851
https://vocaroo.com/13pwpr2NAPdU
It's over for the markets. Get out now

[Anonymous No.53617929]

>>53617885
Jerome said he hates Brainard's guts but "the pussy game ridiculous". Then recommended just subscribing to burp fetish OnlyFans accounts.

[Anonymous No.53617930]

>>53617880

[Anonymous No.53617931]

>>53617907
kek it's so ridiculous
he wasn't even talking about anything important

[Anonymous No.53617934]

Muh pivot.
Muh permanent bullishness
Muh hope.
Muh optimism.
Muh future.
Muh race.

Why don't they learn their lesson?

[Anonymous No.53617933]

>>53617925
pls stop then

[Anonymous No.53617940]

why didnt scoops tell us he was working for apple now? ashamed?

[Anonymous No.53617945]

GALT chads winning today

[Anonymous No.53617946]

Is this soft landing in the room with us baggie?

[Anonymous No.53617947]

>>53617925
Brupbro, I love you man but please stop posting your wife's flabby tits

[Anonymous No.53617949]

>>53617931
He feels he's paid enough and therefore won't ask for a raise. No wage inflation = bullish.

[Anonymous No.53617952]

>>53617915
what part of stfu jew do you need translated into them dunecoon runes, Daveet?

[Anonymous No.53617959]

>Jerome prequel:
>"Hijacking This Economy"

[Anonymous No.53617960]

>>53617916
That’s why I carry an Argentinian knock off of the bond gun

[Anonymous No.53617962]

>>53616199
told you guys he was eating crab. Delicious!

[Anonymous No.53617968]

>>53617836
Where do you guys live?

[Anonymous No.53617971]

>>53617934
>>53617934
>Why don't they learn their lesson
They can't

[Anonymous No.53617973]

>>53617934
Line schizos never learn

[Anonymous No.53617978]

>>53617924
We crab the next couple quarters. Then the fun begins.

[Anonymous No.53617979]

>>53617952
You have no power over anyone, you troglodyte.

[Anonymous No.53617985]

Have you ever been in a forest that was dead silent? Our primal instincts cause goosebumps on the back of our neck. The animals are quiet for a reason.

[Anonymous No.53617988]

>>53617880
meh, i bought it in early January, kind of expect a dump here and there. Still hoping to set the stop loss at 200 until the end of February