/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53614824]

*tap tap tap

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://www.watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://www.planetnews.com/live/stock-update.html?sfw=pass1651698381

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research

>>53613366

[Anonymous No.53614834]

Powell would raise rates by .75 if he wasn't a pussy

[Anonymous No.53614835]

my ID color will determine todays winner

[Anonymous No.53614836]

natgas double topped, sell now

[Anonymous No.53614843]

[Anonymous No.53614845]

>>53614834
SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE FEDERAL INTEREST BILL

[Anonymous No.53614849]

[Anonymous No.53614855]

>>53614835
My id will determine if what the SPXS will look like end of day

[Anonymous No.53614857]

i have a feeling markets are going to pump green right after he lies that the fed has inflation under control and admits its almost time to let up hikes

[Anonymous No.53614859]

If markets are forward looking then why haven’t they priced in the impending crash that Powell is about to deliver?

[Anonymous No.53614860]

[Anonymous No.53614866]

>bring me the gorilla nigger who doesn't believe me

[Anonymous No.53614870]

Am I banned?

[Anonymous No.53614871]

Inflation is -1.2% annualized, the Fed is irresponsible if they allow deflation to take hold. The Fed must begin rate cuts now or in the next month.

[Anonymous No.53614874]

>>53614859
jews anon, the answer is jews

[Anonymous No.53614875]

>>53614824
Will fed ever realize a recession?

[Anonymous No.53614876]

>>53614836
natgas is over until this summer

[Anonymous No.53614879]

>>53614859
Demand of copium exceed supply.

[Anonymous No.53614887]

>>53614756
Just imagine buying a car that is worth 20k for 30k. Literal ponzi scheme.

[Anonymous No.53614888]

>>53614844
>There isn't an infinite number of fools going around.
There are though.

[Anonymous No.53614891]

Dear Lord, please make line go up amen.

[Anonymous No.53614895]

>>53614870
See you in a week fren

[Anonymous No.53614899]

>>53614870
yes anon, I hope you learned your lesson and are keeping your homosexual posts in check

[Anonymous No.53614898]

>jerome telling nicky to pump bearish articles every 2 hours
>indian fed man came out yesterday to say rate hikes are increasing
>black fed man came out yesterday to say rate hikes are increasing
>powell scheduled event two days after job report

how can you not figure out that powell intends to crash this market? Do you think it is all a coincidence? You know stocks being up is inflationary, right?

[Anonymous No.53614902]

>>53614891
Dear lord, don’t listen to this anon. Love, me.

[Anonymous No.53614903]

>>53614871
>The Fed must begin rate cuts now or in the next month.
anon at least put some effort in those baits

[Anonymous No.53614914]

>>53614888
So you are betting on retarded people?
See >>53614887
Could work for a while, yes.

[Anonymous No.53614920]

>>53614898
>You know stocks being up is inflationary, right?
How? Explain yourself, immediately.

[Anonymous No.53614923]

>>53614887
Just imagine buying a phone that is worth $300 for $1200

[Anonymous No.53614924]

Why are female bloomberg reporters all so fucking hot? You just know they hire these broads based on looks not on competence (and that's based)

[Anonymous No.53614925]

>>53614903
8% daily inflation is actually a GOOD thing, here's why!

[Anonymous No.53614928]

>>53614824
So when markets are throughout the day, and Powell says something, it usually tanks. When markets are down throughout the day, and Powell says something, it usually rallies. What happens if the markets are crabbing and Powell speaks?

[Anonymous No.53614934]

>>53614860
>SELL YOUR KIDS TO SATANIC PEDOPHILES, ITS THEIR OWN DECISION TO BE ALIVE

[Anonymous No.53614949]

>>53614924
they hire them based on their blowjob skills

[Anonymous No.53614950]

>>53614903
It isn't bait, deflation is far more harmful to an economy than inflation and we are about to experience extreme deflation. Rates will have to be cut to 0% again to stop the deflation, which is bullish.

[Anonymous No.53614952]

>>53614934
as long as it's not his kids Ramshit would probably be fine with that

[Anonymous No.53614953]

>>53614923
Works as long as there is fools money around.
I'll stick to value. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.53614954]

>>53614923
Perfect counterpoint. Our entire economy runs on overpriced consumer bullshit.

[Anonymous No.53614957]

>>53614902
Stop! I can’t take it anymore I’ll never financially recover from this!

[Anonymous No.53614959]

BUY THE COIN DIP, WE ARE GONNA 4p8ssCLOSE THE DAY GREDN

[Anonymous No.53614961]

Powell hasnt spake yet?

[Anonymous No.53614963]

It's gonna mega-pump, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.53614970]

>>53614891
Pro tip. Don’t pray for results. Pray for the wisdom to get you through the results.

[Anonymous No.53614972]

>>53614950
learn the difference between deflation and disinflation first
Jpow said disinflation

[Anonymous No.53614975]

>>53614924
Do you enjoy looking at "ugly" women on your TV?>>53614950
>we are about to experience extreme deflation

[Anonymous No.53614976]

>>53614844
they seem to have no problem finding buyers

have you considered that they get to make $10k profit because they developed software & integrated hardware that uhm, allows these cars to drive themselves? inb4 self-driving doesnt work - you havent driven a tesla nigger, it most certainly does.

[Anonymous No.53614979]

>>53614928
Shit, you are right. November and February. Market down, Powell says nothing, Pump into eternity.

[Anonymous No.53614983]

>we were watching your trades the whole time

[Anonymous No.53614987]

>>53614961
>Powell hasnt spake yet?
Hath not spoken, my young prole.

[Anonymous No.53614988]

>>53614959
No, I shorted.

[Anonymous No.53614989]

>>53614961
12:40 EST

[Anonymous No.53614990]

>>53614950
>and we are about to experience extreme deflation
>Rates will have to be cut to 0% again to stop the deflation, which is bullish.
lol,
lamo even

[Anonymous No.53614994]

>>53614914
>So you are betting on retarded people?
And I will win every time.
In 1984, the LISA computer cost almost 25% of the sticker price of a Ferrari 308. And the people who made it were laughed right out of business.

[Anonymous No.53614997]

>>53614950
>Why yes I like my money being able to buy substantially less products than even 5 years ago, and in another 5, even less! How could you tell?
This is your brain on Keynesianism.

[Anonymous No.53614998]

>>53614959
Not touching that scam shit.

[Anonymous No.53615001]

>>53614972
No I heard him say deflation 30 times during that press conference.

[Anonymous No.53615002]

>>53614920

yields go down = mortgage rates go down = housing goes up

credit spreads tighten = cheaper to roll over debt/take new debt out

wealth effect; when people see their stock portfolio up they are more likely to buy/consume goods (more demand)

Dollar down: all commodities go up

[Anonymous No.53615006]

>>53614976
They just got outclassed by a "legacy" carmaker.
They do not have the technological lead anymore.
It's just another boring car maker.

[Anonymous No.53615009]

>yfw Powell cuts and raises rates at the same meeting

[Anonymous No.53615014]

>>53615001

[Anonymous No.53615015]

>>53614997
In deflation literally nobody spends any money, they horde it. Look at BTC to see what a deflationary currency is like, nobody even considers spending it. If the US dollar experienced deflation it would devastate our economy and GDP.

[Anonymous No.53615019]

>>53614953
Anon, think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that.

[Anonymous No.53615018]

I saw lots of vids of TSLA cars just falling apart, like every thing in the car not bolted on correctly
is that real?

[Anonymous No.53615025]

>>53614976
TSLA long term margins will be 6-8% like every other shitty car company long term it's a $30 stock

[Anonymous No.53615026]

is INTC worth fomoing into? someone shill it to me

[Anonymous No.53615045]

what else should I put in the next OC?

so far I have:
Bobo
douki-chan poster
Rocker
crabs
dividend anon (monopoly guy)
Miko
Jpow
pink wojaks (crypto anons)
jannies
bog
pepe/apu

what I need:
a drawing of mumu with legs
scoopsies

any suggestions? I wont be putting box-anon in because he's putting fluoride into our tap water and you know what fluoride does to your brain. and dont say the food truck roastie.

[Anonymous No.53615048]

>>53615026
>is it worth fomoing
no

[Anonymous No.53615050]

>>53615015
>NOBODY WOULD BUY FOOD IF THEY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE 2% CHEAPER NEXT YEAR!!1 WE NE E E E E E D INFLATION!

[Anonymous No.53615055]

>>53615006
the article probably doesn't point out all the limitations of shitcedes'es DRIBE BILOT and that it's pretty much unusable and unavailable in 98% of driving situations.

GM supercruise still reigns supreme on the top of the totem pole.
who would've thought that

[Anonymous No.53615056]

>>53615019
You clearly still do not know who the patsy is.

[Anonymous No.53615058]

>>53615018
It's been real for years. TSLA has literally never had good build quality, to the point that it's become a meme within car communities. At least with respect to the stock, its valuation has no basis in reality beyond hype.

[Anonymous No.53615063]

>>53615002
The 3rd reddit line is the only thing pertaining to stocks, and inflation. That is all just pseudo-science. You would be smart to stop parroting stupid points, anon.
Stocks being up ≠ inflationary pressure
No matter how hard you want to argue about it.

[Anonymous No.53615065]

>So they will sell more over time? To what consumer? Imagine buying a car at 10k markup
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh my fucking god is this real? Are there really people out there who don't think that car makers have been marking their cars up AT LEAST 10k for years? Seriously, bears are so incredibly fucking stupid lmao

[Anonymous No.53615068]

>>53614976

they make that profit because they are literally subsidized by the government, and have only ever existed in a 0% interest rate world. Xerox 2.0

[Anonymous No.53615071]

>>53614963
yes

[Anonymous No.53615072]

>>53615045
guy who quits stocks and buys bullion.

[Anonymous No.53615074]

>>53615006
sure...if & when...and they're still the only ones with superchargers. like i HOPE other companies get on tesla's level with autonomous electrics, but at this point no other cars can charge to full in less than like five fucking hours.

i would much rather buy a german or japanese autonomous EV with supercharging than an american one, personally. but those don't exist yet. when they do, i'll be thrilled. that, however, won't change the fact that tesla was first.

[Anonymous No.53615075]

>>53614923
What does an iPhone actually cost to make currently? How much would it cost without using slave labor?

[Anonymous No.53615076]

>>53614976
I don't have a strong opinion on tesla, but this is dishonest.
Tesla saw a huge runup in vehicles available for delivery in late Dec into early Jan until they cut prices by about 20k. No one was buying.

Demand is there, but the question is at what price?
If they can't grow, they're insanely overvalued. If they can grow, but only by stripping down margins to the bare minimum of profitably, they're still overvalued. They've had a good run, but it's hard to see where tesla wins from here.

[Anonymous No.53615078]

>>53615026
not now, maybe before their revised ARC A gpus launch with silicon improvements in a few months. if they get good numbers it will translate to gains, maybe
ARC B gpus in 2024 will either be the death blow to INTC or their story of resurgence, just like what ryzen was to AMD

[Anonymous No.53615079]

>>53615025
All the other car companies make their money from financing their shitboxes, not from making or selling them.

[Anonymous No.53615082]

>>53615075
About tree fiddy

[Anonymous No.53615086]

>>53615050
thanks for pointing out the retardedness of the the
>if tomorrow it's cheaper nobody would buy today
meme

[Anonymous No.53615090]

>>53615050
https://archive.nytimes.com/krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/08/02/why-is-deflation-bad/
>inb4 >krugman
Literally the smartest modern economist, possibly the best economist ever.

[Anonymous No.53615092]

>>53615074
>ut at this point no other cars can charge to full in less than like five fucking hours
Oh but they do. Another example on how far their peers have outlassed Teslas legacy technology. They were good for a time but that time is long over.

[Anonymous No.53615099]

>>53615015
>In deflation literally nobody spends any money, they horde it. Look at BTC to see what a deflationary currency is like, nobody even considers spending it
1. People spent their money during deflationary periods, we've had periodic deflation for THOUSANDS OF YEARS, people didn't just lay down and die during those periods
2. I spend my BTC, what the actual fuck are you talking about
3. Our GDP and economy are literally 70% make believe jewish "financial instruments", fuck you

[Anonymous No.53615098]

is this bullish

[Anonymous No.53615108]

>>53614923
>>53615075
now imagine paying for a macbook with a starting price of 2k

[Anonymous No.53615111]

my puts...

[Anonymous No.53615112]

>>53615063

stocks going up by definition loosens financial conditions. That isn't an opinion; it's a fact. The fed does not want loose financial conditions because they are inflationary. If you don't know how financial conditions loosening is not conducive to monetary tightening, not my problem.

>the only thing pertaining to stocks, and inflation

yes, because the dollar/yields have zero effect on equity prices... And the dollar/yields have no relation to fed monetary policy...

[Anonymous No.53615118]

>>53615090
kys

[Anonymous No.53615122]

>>53615015
This a jew meme, what would happen is consumerism would die and people only buy essentials

[Anonymous No.53615124]

>>53615076
capped so I can show this to everyone in a few years an laugh my ass off at how incredibly wrong you are

[Anonymous No.53615126]

>>53615058
But tsla will be an auto taxi that will make you money while you sleep and suck your dick when you wake up.

[Anonymous No.53615128]

>>53615099
The leading economists disagree with you, nobody takes Austrian economics seriously because it's debunked nonsense. Refer to the Krugman article I linked for specific reasons why deflation is terrible.

[Anonymous No.53615139]

>>53615055
>GM supercruise
lolwut? it only allows you to use it on "approved roads" for one thing, and for another, you have a to pay a monthly subscription (although new models get 3 years free)

none of you have actually driven a tesla and it really shows. go take a test drive, its like magic.

[Anonymous No.53615143]

>>53615126
This but for Mercedes.

[Anonymous No.53615144]

>>53615098
>trannies invade apple HQ after /g/ memes go too far

[Anonymous No.53615145]

>>53615099
>we’ve had deflationary periods for thousands of years
I wasn’t alive during the times of when your people were in slavery in the hot litter box of the world.

[Anonymous No.53615148]

>>53614845
No

[Anonymous No.53615149]

>>53615122
>>53615118
>antisemitic and bobo
Literally every time, is there a single bobo that isn't a schizoid conspiracy retard?

[Anonymous No.53615155]

Should I buy some BBBY calls?

[Anonymous No.53615167]

It's looking like the oil futures dump was just a repeat of the monthly fakeout.

[Anonymous No.53615172]

>>53615058
>TSLA has literally never had good build quality, to the point that it's become a meme within car communities
nowhere will you find a greater concentration of TSLA seethers

sorry i dont like pumping stinky gas out of a brapping engine. thank god that nastiness will be in the past soon

[Anonymous No.53615177]

>>53615122
>what would happen is consumerism would die and people only buy essentials
this didnt even happen in the bosnian war when people were bartering with canned food and medicine. people still bought consumer items, even when society was collapsing around them

[Anonymous No.53615178]

>>53615045
you can make this bobo with legs into a mumu fairly easily

[Anonymous No.53615181]

>>53615075
"Without slave labor" might increase the cost, but the profit margins currently are better than 50%, and with American labor instead of slave labor, they'd probably only be 20-30%.

[Anonymous No.53615193]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE NATGAS BAGGIE TARDS AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

DOWN DOWN DOWN

[Anonymous No.53615194]

>>53615172
>sorry i dont like pumping stinky gas out of a brapping engine. thank god that nastiness will be in the past soon

[Anonymous No.53615196]

>>53615178
or this one

[Anonymous No.53615198]

>>53615149
I'm bullish doe

[Anonymous No.53615203]

>>53615149
t.

[Anonymous No.53615204]

>>53614950
Anon it's okay to be a bull but we are very far away from deflation

[Anonymous No.53615207]

>>53615128
>The leading economists disagree with you

[Anonymous No.53615211]

>>53615124
>capped so I can show this to everyone in a few years an laugh my ass off
Cool. I await the day someone tells me something like this and actually follows through.

I don't give a fuck about you though so I won't be screenshotting your retarded ramblings. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.53615214]

>>53615128
>The leading economists disagree with you
>Refer to the Krugman article...
Hahahaha are you fucking serious? You're the dumbest gorilla nigger on earth if you believe "leading economists" like Krugman

>>53615145
I'm northern euro, you will never be white Ramesh

[Anonymous No.53615216]

>>53615056
As a general "What is a Patsy" thing, or according to a specific plan that you're alluding to and I don't know what you're talking about?

[Anonymous No.53615217]

>>53615092
400 hubs by 2027 kek? theres already 1400 tesla hubs. try again?

[Anonymous No.53615219]

>>53615167
show me that you bought in and I'll buy in

[Anonymous No.53615220]

Here's where I got stopped out. You love to see it.

Don't use leverage kids.

[Anonymous No.53615225]

>>53615172
It's not an EV thing though, it's specifically the Tesla brand. There are loads of EVs or hybrids from other manufacturers at similar price points but with significantly better build quality.

[Anonymous No.53615227]

is everyone just snoozing until jerome speaks or what

[Anonymous No.53615230]

>>53615204
Both Jerome Powell and Cathy Woods said deflation. Tsla to $5000 a share and btc to $1 million will be the reality

[Anonymous No.53615231]

>>53615214
Krugman has made 1000s of predictions, you faggots cherrypick the few he got wrong. He's a Nobel Prize winning economist who is usually correct in his predictions.

[Anonymous No.53615232]

>>53615155
Explain your pic to me like I have an extra chromosome.

[Anonymous No.53615233]

>>53615019
>>53614923
You are telling me people buy shit that they cannot afford? Makes me even more bullish on banks and credit card companies. Thats a better way to profit off that.

[Anonymous No.53615235]

>>53615112
>stocks going up by definition loosens financial conditions
Why would stocks going up cause a loosening in financial conditions? What you're saying is gish-gallop nonsense.
You said stocks being up is inflationary. Your rebuttal was to explain the wealth effect, which is pseudo-science. Everything else you mentioned is not a direct 1:1 effect on inflation and stock pricing.
Thus, stock pricing is NOT, in itself, inflationary.

[Anonymous No.53615241]

>>53615227
nah - look at how the dollar and bonds have moved over the last 2 hours

[Anonymous No.53615246]

>>53615227
Same thing happened last week then the market did its big move after his speech

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53615247]

WTF? Why isn't everybody liquidating everything? Don't they know what is about to happen?

[Anonymous No.53615249]

>>53615220
its going to make a new low now, it fucking double topped kek, thursday was the first top

[Anonymous No.53615259]

Alright shut the fuck up for a moment
What do we gamble on tonight?

[Anonymous No.53615268]

>>53615231
decent bait

[Anonymous No.53615272]

>>53615045
movie night anons tarot card.

[Anonymous No.53615274]

>>53615194
its the future whether you like it or not. imagine trying to teach the average zoomer how to check the oil. well you see son, you pull out this greasy dipstick, wipe it with a grungy old rag, dip it in the filthy toxic oil again, and there you have it!

and i'm old enough to have started driving gascars. younger people who get an electric for their first car are literally never going back.

[Anonymous No.53615276]

>>53614914
Betting on retards is a pretty safe bet. The only reason the supply of fresh retards would decrease is if population growth went negative.

[Anonymous No.53615278]

>>53615247
Just means cheaper puts when Poweel speaks later.

[Anonymous No.53615282]

>>53615259
CMG calls

[Anonymous No.53615283]

>>53615058
>No basis beyond hype
Anon, you're not wrong. You just underestimate the value of hype.
Bitcoin has no intrinsic value. The true value of a Bitcoin is 1:1 the cost of the electricity needed to mine it. But Chinese Billionaires decided to use it as a way to offshore their wealth before the Yuan collapses, so it took off.
You're probably right, in the probably-not-very-long run it will collapse back to where it should be. On a long enough timeline etc. But in the meantime...

[Anonymous No.53615287]

>>53615217
400 *legacy hubs
ftfy

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53615305]

>>53615259
>What do we gamble on tonight?
Take the Islanders to cover vs the Kraken.

[Anonymous No.53615308]

>>53615241
dollar is crabbing. or did it drop from being up? i just woke up. Must mean the market is gonna go green then.

[Anonymous No.53615310]

>>53615214
honestly i think people laugh at that quote because they dont understand how huge the fax machine was.

[Anonymous No.53615335]

>>53615026
Literally any semi stock would be a better idea

[Anonymous No.53615341]

>>53615259
Check
1
>2
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa~

[Anonymous No.53615353]

Big boy

[Anonymous No.53615352]

>>53615219
I'm not confident enough to trade futures directly. That was just a trend I've noticed with these repeat dumps to low 70s. Gives confidence to keep trading oil stocks, knowing that the futures dump is probably some fake technical move.

Just buy BNE.TO for a likely 2x over the next 12 months.

[Anonymous No.53615354]

>>53615272
do you have a pic?

[Anonymous No.53615357]

>>53615235

im not teaching a 90 IQ retard

https://am.jpmorgan.com/us/en/asset-management/institutional/insights/portfolio-insights/fixed-income/fixed-income-perspectives/what-are-financial-conditions-and-why-do-they-matter/

[Anonymous No.53615359]

>>53615335
>>53615231
Hi Paul

[Anonymous No.53615379]

I can’t wait until I can afford to gamble it all on 1 CMG call!

[Anonymous No.53615383]

[Anonymous No.53615380]

>>53615231
There's no such thing as a Nobel Price in Economics.

[Anonymous No.53615384]

>>53615310
I'm not sure if it's supposed to be a good quote or not exactly cause Paul Krugman set the bar so high

[Anonymous No.53615385]

This is all we're going to get from now on, endless chop up and down all day. Never a swing to be had

[Anonymous No.53615404]

>>53615385
Did you miss last year

[Anonymous No.53615407]

>>53615354

[Anonymous No.53615410]

>>53615380
Doesn't matter what they call it. Krugman is a living legend.

[Anonymous No.53615426]

WTF BURGERS, ARE YOU FINALLY GONNA PUMP, WAITING TO SHORT THE DAX BUT IT'S NOT MOVING. WE KNOW YOU CONTROL THE DAX.

[Anonymous No.53615429]

>>53615241
>>53615246
from what i understand the dollar and the SPY are both hovering around key levels to decide market direction. seems like everyone is waiting for my boy jerome to speak

[Anonymous No.53615430]

>>53615383
What are we building anon?

[Anonymous No.53615435]

>>53615357
>jpmorgan

[Anonymous No.53615436]

Half an hour to Powell speech, right ?

[Anonymous No.53615445]

Is it time to buy soxl calls?

[Anonymous No.53615446]

>>53615310
Textbook cope

[Anonymous No.53615451]

>>53615430
Chemical metering system

[Anonymous No.53615459]

>>53615220
I still have my UNG shorts open with 5x leverage
You just used too much leverage
Natgas is way too volatile for anything more than 5xb

[Anonymous No.53615461]

>>53615436
12:40p ET
Weird shitty time

[Anonymous No.53615467]

>>53615357
>constantly relying on the wealth effect
Lol okay, I get it. The 90 IQ comment was projecting. No problem, I understand that I've won this debate.
Maybe next time try harder to understand things, before trying to be a teacher :)

[Anonymous No.53615474]

>small caps dropping 10 - 15%
hmm they haven't been this volatile for other speeches

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53615476]

>>53615430
looks like something that can preform multiple enemas at once.

>>53615436
I hope he says we're fucked.

[Anonymous No.53615485]

>>53615436
the "speech" is at 12:40

[Anonymous No.53615486]

>>53615446
do you not see how being able to transmit images and data on paper instantly was uh fucking huge

obviously the internet is bigger, but back when the internet was just html pages, its not that crazy of a thing to say.

[Anonymous No.53615495]

>>53615259
CMG is the one that matters to me the most, but I'm undecided whether it's going up, down, or sideways. YUM reports before market open tomorrow too.

[Anonymous No.53615498]

>>53615233
Hype doesn't drive bank stock prices. If you want to invest in banks, that's fine, I do. I'm sure you'll be fine in terms of investing to retain value of your capital.
In terms of profit, well, in January I made $1500 on bank options and $12,200 on TSLA options, so...

[Anonymous No.53615506]

why you retards call it a speech
he is just giving a small interview
literal nothingburger

[Anonymous No.53615516]

>>53615506
Because whenever he says something the market overreacts like a woman on PMS.
Doesn't matter if it's an official Fed announcement or an offhand comment during a walk in the park.

[Anonymous No.53615521]

Elon my nigger. I love you.

[Anonymous No.53615531]

The Nasdaq is becoming overpriced again like during the pandemic.

[Anonymous No.53615539]

HAHAHAHAH GAS BAGGIES AHAHAHAHA

back to sub 2.5

[Anonymous No.53615541]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53615545]

Anybody have a link to Powel stream?

[Anonymous No.53615557]

>>53615516
Sometimes it's what he doesn't say that's important

[Anonymous No.53615558]

This is the last time I shill Sweetgreen calls for Chipotle and Yum earnings tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.53615562]

>>53615516

so then wait for the overreaction then buy the inverse of it? sounds like a plan to me

[Anonymous No.53615564]

I thought Fed board members were in blackout for the two weeks after FOMC

[Anonymous No.53615566]

>>53615541
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53615577]

>>53614824
This man is literally insane

[Anonymous No.53615584]

>>53615545
Yea I'll send it out at 12:39pm

[Anonymous No.53615586]

>>53615486
It's pretty obvious he's belittling the internet by saying its ceiling is just being a better fax machine. You'd have to be an ESL to not infer that immediately by his wording.

[Anonymous No.53615587]

>>53615485
link?

[Anonymous No.53615590]

>>53615577

[Anonymous No.53615594]

Holy fucking shit my puts are in pain

[Anonymous No.53615595]

should i dump my gold stocks? this shit should have popped more with the fed cooling off their hikes

[Anonymous No.53615597]

>>53615531
or maybe they know real yields are about to take a dive?

[Anonymous No.53615601]

>>53615558
wtf are sweetgreen calls?

[Anonymous No.53615609]

>>53615531
always has been

[Anonymous No.53615610]

>>53615594
I’m down over 60% lol, just hold long term and you can’t lose though. Not in a downtrend.

[Anonymous No.53615613]

I just want AMD back at $70 now

[Anonymous No.53615615]

>>53615498
Yeah of course. It's a gamble. We all know that.

[Anonymous No.53615616]

>>53615587
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm

[Anonymous No.53615618]

>>53615590
That boy needs therapy

[Anonymous No.53615620]

>>53614891
Dear Prince of Darkness, beheem this fool.

[Anonymous No.53615622]

Woah why did we poompa?

[Anonymous No.53615626]

C'mon, higher you faggot bulls, I want more short positions.

[Anonymous No.53615630]

>>53615108
My wife insists on using Macs. Drives me crazy how much she spends on them. My PC is about 5x as powerful and about as half as expensive.

[Anonymous No.53615634]

I like how the market is calling Powell's bluff. They know he's too weak and will have to pivot soon

[Anonymous No.53615640]

>>53615622
bull trap before Powell rugpull in an hour

[Anonymous No.53615642]

>>53615610
Down 40% rn, dont feel so hot

[Anonymous No.53615644]

3 month t bill paying 4.76%

[Anonymous No.53615643]

>>53615616
thanks, i was looking in the wrong tab

[Anonymous No.53615651]

>>53615630
i fucking hate windows and linux but yeah i'm not paying that much for a fucking laptop

[Anonymous No.53615663]

>>53615610
>I’m down over 60% lol, just hold long term and you can’t lose

[Anonymous No.53615671]

>>53615601
Ticker is SG. Rapidly growing salad chain that's been heemed since they're unprofitable, but the bearish sentiment is overdone imo.

[Anonymous No.53615702]

>>53615651
Thats why I use the Patrician's choice: a vagrant vm box running on windows xp

[Anonymous No.53615706]

>>53615671
are bulls really buying eco salad chains?

[Anonymous No.53615722]

>>53615651
stop being poor, or use ebay.

[Anonymous No.53615730]

>>53615630
Are hackintoshes still a thing? Do that.

[Anonymous No.53615734]

[Anonymous No.53615738]

>>53615644
I just buy 6M treasuries. They've consistently held the highest yields this entire run.

[Anonymous No.53615743]

>>53615644
Cute man

[Anonymous No.53615755]

someone tell me how to make money today please

im all cash

[Anonymous No.53615759]

>>53615730
super not worth the effort, seeing as how apple can just kinda nuke it whenever it they want with an 'update'.

[Anonymous No.53615760]

Your people didn't build this country.

[Anonymous No.53615768]

>>53615734
A STEALTH QE ANNOUNCEMENT JUST FLEW OVER MY TRAILER PARK!

[Anonymous No.53615770]

>>53615755
Short overvalued tech trash with 40x leverage if Powell doesn't mention "disinflation" at least 15 times during his speech.

[Anonymous No.53615771]

>>53615755

Buy DAFI protocol

[Anonymous No.53615773]

>>53615755
apparently you need to buy calls on a salad company because chipolte will have good earnings

[Anonymous No.53615775]

>>53615755
prostitution!

[Anonymous No.53615776]

>>53615755
Stay all cash, its that shrimple

[Anonymous No.53615777]

Are there actual poor people in this thread? Maybe you should get a job instead of larping as traders

[Anonymous No.53615782]

> nasdaq

Huh bobros? Should i close my shorts?

[Anonymous No.53615789]

>>53615755
Step 1: quit posting food truck Goblina drawings
Step 2-9: ?
Step 10: profeet

[Anonymous No.53615793]

>>53615760
cant wait to see what they build in Africa

[Anonymous No.53615797]

>>53615722
>waste your money goy! surely you aren't poor, right goy? show you're not poor by wasting your shekels by purchasing our latest overpriced laptop!
no

[Anonymous No.53615801]

Please dump to 407, i beg you sirs

[Anonymous No.53615807]

>>53615651
I use Windows at home because I'm a filthy goyim and linux at work because... It's work.

[Anonymous No.53615813]

>>53615777
Trips of truth. But we're just not gonna get a job is all

[Anonymous No.53615818]

>>53615730
Some programs are really sensitive to that kind of stuff. I like the idea, but in practice it tends to be a nightmare.

[Anonymous No.53615821]

>>53615782
>tfw part dutch but 5'9"

[Anonymous No.53615826]

>>53615760
>native americans watching this

[Anonymous No.53615827]

>>53615777
uh, yeah, listen bro, the thing is, i'm just not gonna do that

[Anonymous No.53615835]

Hurry up Powell I have shit to do today

[Anonymous No.53615843]

Ryobi kings we are superior

[Anonymous No.53615848]

>>53615760
>HEY, REMEMBER THAT MEME!?!?

[Anonymous No.53615852]

>>53615835
Still 45 mins until his discussion

[Anonymous No.53615853]

>>53615755
Man, i wish i was a woman, then i could sell my pussy for an year and invest it all in the stock market.

[Anonymous No.53615863]

>>53615852
What will happen with DXY and BTC?

[Anonymous No.53615865]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53615868]

>>53615760
my wife teaches elementary and she said they were reading a book for black history month, and a little black girl ran crying out of the classroom because she'd never heard about segregation
feel bad for the kid honestly

[Anonymous No.53615869]

>>53615586
i mean, he's saying "its an important new technology but its not like we're gonna be living in jetsons world anytime soon." obviously its belittling but its in the context of the insane predictions that people were making at the height of the dotcom bubble, when at that time internet technology wasn't even sufficient to order groceries online viably.

[Anonymous No.53615878]

Is /smg/ movie night still a thing?

[Anonymous No.53615879]

*wins

[Anonymous No.53615891]

>people think it's a nothingburger event
Jpow does emergency speech then the conversation with the jew
prepare for a second Jackson Hole

[Anonymous No.53615894]

>>53615863
No idea but I suppose DXY up if he sounds hawkish

[Anonymous No.53615896]

>>53615865
YAHOOOO, 407 next please

[Anonymous No.53615901]

>>53615879
Not if you're in MSFT, buddy

[Anonymous No.53615910]

>>53615797
you said you hate using windows and linux
osx is your only viable alternative
apple costs what it costs
go on ebay if you want to try to save
shut your whore mouth

[Anonymous No.53615914]

do you guys use TreasuryDirect or just go through your broker?

[Anonymous No.53615925]

so much bobo cope right now its unreal

[Anonymous No.53615929]

>>53615910
>osx is your only viable alternative
that doesn't change the fact that each generation is macbooks is even more of a fucking scam than the last; also fuck those fucking zoomer notches they insist on having on the latest models, fuck that

[Anonymous No.53615931]

>>53615760
Lol do they not teach the gilded age anymore? Or how industrial the North was compared to the South?
>>53615868
>and she said they were reading a book for black history month
Apparently not

[Anonymous No.53615935]

>>53615706
Bold of you to assume I'm a bull given I'm short a bunch of shit. I was even short SG at $40 and covered at $12. All I said was I think the market is underpricing options on SG given how YUM and CMG are reporting. It could be up or down, but I think up is more likely than down.

[Anonymous No.53615938]

>>53615108
>>53615630
My Macbook cost me $899 new.
Which is what, 1.5-2x what an equivalent quality new PC laptop would cost? If I want power, I will use my desktop, the macbook does everything I need it to.

[Anonymous No.53615947]

>David M. Rubenstein

[Anonymous No.53615952]

>>53615914
Neither, we don't do treasuries and bonds over here. Just .2 delta 0DTE options allowed

[Anonymous No.53615953]

Well?

[Anonymous No.53615955]

I wanna buy calls on Baidu so bad, but all it takes is another lockdown or Taiwan chimpout and this shit will tank again.

[Anonymous No.53615957]

Bought high sold low.

[Anonymous No.53615958]

>>53615947
>discussing financial diversity & inclusion

[Anonymous No.53615960]

>>53615868
Well she'll be happy to know that the blacks want to bring segregation back in 2023. So tell her to get ready to cry again. Because apparently if black cops ran their own neighborhoods, black people wouldn't get killed by cops... Oh wait

[Anonymous No.53615961]

>>53615953
The quality level of that Pepe is unnerving

[Anonymous No.53615962]

>>53615957
what did you buy fren

[Anonymous No.53615964]

>>53615938
which model? each iteration of their M chips adds on another $300 it seems, minus jew inflation and any additional pricing they want; the pro is just a big scam, the air is slowly becoming a scam too

[Anonymous No.53615965]

>>53615891
Jackson's Bussy speech last year was hilarious in hindsight, biggest fuck you any chairman had to the market since Volcker

[Anonymous No.53615970]

>>53615962
soxs :(

[Anonymous No.53615969]

>>53615925
They managed to push the dixie land to 103

[Anonymous No.53615974]

>>53615610
huh? the fuck kind of advice is this if you dont even know his expiration or strike price or even what hes holding
you're going to turn his 40% to 100%

[Anonymous No.53615976]

Imagine being an american
Imagine thinking about black people everyday
Imagine wanting everyone to think about black people everyday
In like, another 30 years they will have aborted themselves into dying out, the remaining ones will be old retired folks.

[Anonymous No.53615980]

>>53615964
everything is a scam, everything sucks, we get it angry retard anon

[Anonymous No.53615982]

>>53615738
i've been doing 3m ladders just because the rates kept going up and I could adjust, but now that they're slowing I might go to 6m

[Anonymous No.53615984]

[Anonymous No.53615985]

>>53615980
>everything is a scam, everything sucks
yes

[Anonymous No.53615986]

>>53615960
Probably the opposite. I'm greek and I know I will not make business with another greek. Did it once, and I knew beforehand he would do some stupid shit, and he did. Although I have to add, he might be a jewish greek. Name + face were obvious signs.

[Anonymous No.53615989]

Why the fuck is WMT droping so hard? I thought I would have a stable investment in wmt.What the fug. It's a green day shouldn't Walmart fucking track with the wider economy? It's walmart.

[Anonymous No.53615991]

>>53615962
C3ai, I unironically deserved that loss.

[Anonymous No.53615994]

>>53615976
Real Americans hate niggers

[Anonymous No.53615997]

STOP PUMPING

[Anonymous No.53615998]

>>53615984
Why are you hanging upside down monkey boy

[Anonymous No.53616008]

>>53615998
Obviously he's in Australia.

[Anonymous No.53616010]

>everything sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6eRH3RR5JA

[Anonymous No.53616017]

Where’s the stream?

[Anonymous No.53616019]

>>53615976
We don't have to imagine it, we have been infiltrated by divide and conquer (jewish) Marxists.

[Anonymous No.53616018]

>>53615929
>macbooks are a scam
yes, but if you hate windows and linux what the fuck are you going to do, invent your own os and hardware?
>fuck the notch
if thats what has your panties in a bunch, then homey you're kinda hopeless

[Anonymous No.53616021]

>>53615991
anon you had months to buy below 14 why did you chase the pump

[Anonymous No.53616027]

>>53615986
No disrespect, but you're really splitting hairs between Jews and Greeks. Might as well be two in the same. I'm not one to talk though because I'm polish.

[Anonymous No.53616030]

>>53615997
Just short COIN

[Anonymous No.53616039]

>>53616018
>2k + tip for a modern apple device where they can't figure out how to allocate screen space because they added in a meme notch

[Anonymous No.53616041]

>>53616019
I may be jewish but i am not a marxist sir.

[Anonymous No.53616048]

>>53615938
She doesn't just use a Macbook, though she has one of those too. She has iMac as well. They have nice monitors, I'll give them that, but it just seems like a boatload of cash for me for something without even a name brand graphics card.

[Anonymous No.53616051]

>>53615969
who cares, the fed will pivot soon anyways, cash is trash

[Anonymous No.53616053]

Nouveau
>>53616044
>>53616044
>>53616044

[Anonymous No.53616054]

>>53616017
https://www.youtube.com/live/chuRYUwnGvY

[Anonymous No.53616079]

>>53616053
Kys

[Anonymous No.53616093]

>>53615964
It was a late 2020 M1 air, the cheapest one they had at the time. It may have been on sale or I might have gotten a student discount, since MRSP was $999.
>>53616048
>Buying mac desktops these days
Well, in that case I can't defend it. Definitely overpriced for what you get.

[Anonymous No.53616103]

>>53616021
I started trading like a month ago. I lost all the gains I made in a day.
>why did you chase the pump
I thought it was going to pump another 3-4 maybe 5-6 percent before fucking off.

Capt.: KKK2PR

[Anonymous No.53616218]

>>53615843
based

[Anonymous No.53616450]

>>53615760
Still waiting on them to build that amazing empire in africa.

[Anonymous No.53616458]

Jpow isn't going to say too much. His new strategy is no longer guiding the markets and letting them figure it out theirselves. Finally.

[Anonymous No.53616479]

>>53616458
Why have an emergency announcement at all then?

[Anonymous No.53616543]

>>53615914
TreasuyDirect has to be the worst website on the planet. It's terrifying to think of how much money is on there and how terrible the security must be. Buying I bonds on there made me want to die

[Anonymous No.53616626]

>>53616103
How is ATVI doing anyways?

[Anonymous No.53616821]

shut this faggot up!Q!!!

[Anonymous No.53617009]

>>53616450
they already have an imaginary empire, Wakanda

[Anonymous No.53617067]

SOXL simple as

[Anonymous No.53618006]

jannies = baggies kek

[Anonymous No.53618013]

jannie didnt want to delete all the burp anon posts so he just nuked the cancer.

[Anonymous No.53618015]

Jannies don't like a little podgy tummy. Are they gay or what

[Anonymous No.53618049]

Stupid belly poster