Professional Neet-ing

[Anonymous No.53611620]

Anons pls help me out, I dont wanna work anymore and here in austria welfare is trash. How could I get permanent neet benefits? I wanna game the system becuase the system gamed me. When my monthly gibs is secured I can do some unreported work or whatever to bump up my income, atleast thats the plan.
I will meet a psychiatrist this week.
I need to secure some monthly stream of gibs so I can pay rent and food and then reach the next level.

[Anonymous No.53611627]

Not gonna help you become a parasite. Be better and apply for jobs, any jobs. Be a contributing member of society, give back to the community.

[Anonymous No.53611635]

>>53611627
how about you throw yourself off of a bridge? from now I only serve myself and my interests, everything else can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.53611773]

neets must be still sleeping. gib advice pls

[Anonymous No.53611794]

become an agoraphobic autist with chronic pain the inhibits mobility

[Anonymous No.53611800]

>>53611627
ok commie

[Anonymous No.53611806]

>>53611620
As in aus/pol/ lots of professional neets there.

[Anonymous No.53611815]

but just so you know
pretending for long enough makes it real
you should be able to earn a certain amount officially before they start cutting into gibs but you'll need to find an income source that dosn't contradict your claims
it's a box ticking exercise btw
here in bongland you get two points for incontinence

[Anonymous No.53611850]

>>53611815
got royally fucked by my ex, financially, dreams crushed, ruined me completly. that + doing manual labour for 10 years my knees, shoulders, hips, hearing are now fucked and I have nothing to show for altough I was always frugal.

Im done with this shit. I need a secured monthly stream of money, then I can do unreported work +learning some new skills in my freetime and husstle some money.

I need this bro. I am broken.

[Anonymous No.53611865]

>>53611620
NEETing in the 3rd world generally involves leeching off of international entities (e.g. NGOs and UN entities). Either that or you become a cult leader and tell people you have powers or some shit and then just let people pay for your neet life.

If you wanna go the international route I'd recommend setting up some bullshit NGO about women's rights or some shit (these get the most funding) and then contacting international organizations for funding. You can then make up some bullshit about providing sanitary equipment or some shit to justify spending.

There are usually very few consequences because of international borders and 3rd world police but be careful of feminazis that might want to kill you.

[Anonymous No.53611867]

>>53611627
In the trashcan you go.

[Anonymous No.53611880]

further
you've probably missed the gravy train with the introduction of stuff like ubi etc. as the old systems were torn apart to create more jobs, privatize and make it more difficult for applicants while also giving less financial support
e.g my fren waited too long and now is stuck with the shit ubi which pays less, and allows less earnings/savings than my esa/pip
my benefits, combined with whatever income i choose to/can get makes me eligible for more total income than most people in the lower tax bracket WITHOUT me having to pay any tax because the benefits i get do not count as income for tax purposes

[Anonymous No.53611894]

>>53611627
>give back to the community

[Anonymous No.53611944]

>>53611850
you may have dermatitis, arthritis, chronic joint/back pain which prevents mobility, social anxiety which induces panic attacks, depression leading to suicidal thoughts, autism/aspergers, difficulty hearing
you might be able to get stuff like internet paid for you on account of depression
you might be eligible for transport funding due to inhibited mobility
you might be eligible for free learning/social programs due to autism
you do not need to do unreported work, as i said you probably have a certain range of income allowed before benefits get cut
keep in mind, there are actual people in wheelchairs/extremely autisic who are on disability and work in order to own their own homes, some even have morthgages etc. as banks cannot discriminate against the disabled, income and savings are necessary for mortgages so certain allowances are made
my advice? be extremely honest with whoever you are speaking to when applying, don't "man up" or refrain from showing despair, don't shy away from words that seem too strong or that you wouldn't say to your friends

[Anonymous No.53611966]

one more thing
most boomers are on disability payments due to deafness, joint problems, strokes, heart attacks etc. which subsidizes their retirement funds
especially if they have less than the max savings
here in uk every £250? over the savings only knocks £1 off the total benefits you are eligible for

[Anonymous No.53611988]

lastly
fuck anyone who tries to tell you that you are a parasite while they pay tax for raj's fifth disabled child who is a result of consanguinity due to the "culture" his grandfather fled when they fought for the losers of ww2

[Anonymous No.53612014]

>>53611944
>>53611966
>>53611988
Thx bro I will go now to my appointment with the psyhiatrist, takes an hour travel I will read your comments again.
Very helpful and thank you!

[Anonymous No.53612052]

>>53612014
don't ask for free stuff, it's their job to give it or not
just tell them how much you suffer daily and don't hold back or be stoic about it

[Anonymous No.53612093]

>>53611627
kill yourself nigger lover

[Anonymous No.53612145]

>>53611627
I am gonna help him become a parasite. Things don't get better and don't apply for jobs, the good ones are all reserved for people with connections or had an easy comfortable acedemic experiance paid for by rich parents of whom will bestow a hefty inheritance when they die, this means you are competing against people who never had to face scarcity and are not under tremendous stress. I stress any job because having even a menial job will undermine your social security disability case. Do not be a contributing member of society, take away from it by further filing for SNAP benefits, exclusively using a diesel vehicle and using untaxed fuel, installing a toll road cheating plate cover, and using a forwarding address in a state without sales tax on every order online.

If my mortgage wasn't higher than the maximum SSDI payment, I'd file for it tomorrow and NEET. Unfortunately it's capped at $3500 a month and society failed me by not paying me enough to even reach this amount, so I'd get $2200 a month or less.

[Anonymous No.53612212]

>>53611620
does austria have student gibs, no-interest loan?

[Anonymous No.53612252]

>>53611627
Unironically what am I giving back? I have literally never been given anything by this shit community. Think about it
>graduate all 3 levels of compulsory education
>told that it's garbage and I need a colledge degree
>get degree
>get told it's garbage and I should be glad to scrub toilets at home depot while random whores are given 200k a year to do literally nothing
There is no community, there is no hard work unless you own your own business. Everything is a joke, a scam to convince you to spend your money on shit you don't want so they can cash in while you suffer.

[Anonymous No.53612333]

>>53611944
Op here. Thx again this is extremely helpful and makes it easier for me to explain my situation. I don't even have to make up lies. God bless you anon! I just want some security and reach around 2k a month income without breaking my back.

[Anonymous No.53612387]

>>53612145
Extremely based and reality pilled, you said everything eloquently. The world is a scummy place. I had no parents, I got nothing then a hoe ruined my financilayy and set me back 5 years, everyone's reaction is 'move on' or 'what did you do?'. Police not helping, my health is in shambles because of stressful unsafe slave labour and my dream of home ownership or family is getting further away with each year.

[Anonymous No.53612394]

>>53611944
>>53611966
>>53611988
holy dubs, good advice, God bless you anon

[Anonymous No.53612444]

>>53611627
>Be a contributing member of society, give back to the community.
lmao

[Anonymous No.53612452]

>>53612252
Playing by the rules is stupid when everyone is cheating. My exes were really simple minded idiots yet they got the comfiest overpaid jobs possible without any experience. There is a society wide conspiracy to keep men doing the worst most physically demanding underpaid jobs to create value. Add white replacement, migrants, corporate overlords and its clear where we are heading. Damn I hate phone posting.

[Anonymous No.53612468]

>>53612394
Damn I didn't even notice, anon is a godsend. A true prophet.

[Anonymous No.53612499]

>>53611627
G8 b8 m8

[Anonymous No.53612516]

>>53611620

We're similar. I also have an appointment with a psychiatrist. What insanity are you going with? I'm thinking I'm going to be antisocial/psychopath.

I can get at most about 1054 Euro a month if I get the "Krankengeld". That's not great, but it's better than working

[Anonymous No.53612577]

>>53612516
Not sure. I guess depression, hearing and joint problems and maybe I should make up something. I should have prepared because my last visit was completely trash after I said I want no pills. The fucker s demeanor instantly changed.

[Anonymous No.53612631]

>>53612577

Dude, agree to pills if they want you to try them. Just don't actually use the pills. It's good to know what psychiatric disorders people get gibs from. I know that antisocial/psycho is a valid reason over here in Northern Europe. I've already got "antisocial" as preliminary diagnosis. So I'm going for full-fledged psycho. Good thing about Krankengeld is that I can trade stocks without that affecting my gibs geld in any way whatsoever. Maybe there's something similar there in Austria.

[Anonymous No.53612772]

>>53612631
>Dude, agree to pills if they want you to try them. Just don't actually use the pills.
Yeah I learned from my mistakes. I will do that now. Wish me luck soon its my turn.
I only need 1-1.2k gibs and then another 1k from whatever to build some investment portfolio.

[Anonymous No.53612901]

>>53612772

That's the spirit. Seasonal work where you cut lawns and stuff for boomers is one way to make some investment monies. I'm trying that; tehre are so many boomers here who complain about gardening or shoveling snow. Good luck my dude.

[Anonymous No.53612926]

I live in germany and got a diagnosis of generalised anxiety disorder by a psychiatrist and now i get my rent paid and 500€ for everything else. There are tons of side hussles i could do but i'm a lazy piece of shit that rather wastes his time playing video games and lifting than to actually make money. Oh and you're allowed to make like officialy €180 a month extra, rest get's taken away from your €500. So it's Schwarzarbeit time!

[Anonymous No.53612995]

Just tell the doctor you cant work because reasons and need to see mental health services.

[Anonymous No.53613023]

>>53612926
>generalised anxiety disorder

I used to have that one. Good times

>So it's Schwarzarbeit time!

Definitely. One thing I do is I sell stuff online, and that's obviously on the schwarz side of things. Not gonna work for a system of genocidally anti-White European governments

https://youtu.be/Md2MC6iEGNA?t=72

[Anonymous No.53613119]

>>53611627
you know the rules sweaty
no pussy no work

[Anonymous No.53613310]

>>53611627
Kys you wagecuck.

[Anonymous No.53613339]

>>53612926
How do they make pictures like this?

[Anonymous No.53613391]

>>53612901
Welp it was just as useless as last time but now I got some Rezept for pills I will never take. I guess I gotta find a competent psychiatrist but waiting times are crazy. Yeah my plan is doing some side gigs while the gibs pay rent and bills.

[Anonymous No.53613425]

>>53612926
>got a diagnosis of generalised anxiety disorder by a psychiatrist and now i get my rent paid and 500€ for everything else.
Uhh that would be fantastic! Any Tipps to get this done? This doc doesn't give me diagnose he is a useless cunt. When this shit is done it is going to be schearzarbeit time! It's the only way for me to make 2k+ a month without slave labour and 50+ hours a week and I'm too old for that shit.

[Anonymous No.53613437]

>>53611635
Then why do you expect anyone else to serve yours in this thread, faggot?

[Anonymous No.53613446]

>>53613023
>Not gonna work for a system of genocidally anti-White European governments
Same, I wasted too much time, my youth and my joints and hearing already. I'm not going back unless someone puts me in a overpaid office work where I can shit post whole day.

[Anonymous No.53613469]

>>53611635
if you are here, asking these questions, you may not have the skill set or social intelligence to serve only yourself and your own interests. Might wanna either get smarter or get friendlier, because you're coming off like a real stupid asshole

[Anonymous No.53613486]

>>53613437
Frens are frens stop twisting my words. I'm not supporting a system that hates me and served only the interests of the rich. No low mileage young pussy, no home, no future? Then I won't work. Fuck the rules man gotta bend them like every lowlife gypsy does it anyway

[Anonymous No.53613512]

>>53613469
Kill yourself cockroach

[Anonymous No.53614409]

>>53613391

Current gibs are around 850 Euro, so those Krankengeld 1054 Euro gibs would be an improvement. Keeping costs low/hav hanving a strategy for ones economy is good. Make your own Bier and buy 30% discount stuff on Lidl are good ideas.

This spring I will try to tap the boomer wealth by offering my cheap lawn services. Paper ads on bulletin boards in Boomer heavy areas might work.

You can use fake names when conducting business. For example, I use my brother's name (with his capproval) when I sell stuff.

If your place is to expensiev, then maybe move to a cheaper place if that's possible and not somethign that will affect gibs. I'm lucky in that regard because I have such low expenses that I can save 300 Euro every month despite being on the gibs geld

It's a joy not to work and to get in touch with ones inner creativity. The important thing is to actually start somewhere


https://youtu.be/zh8DeHERhZQ?t=172

[Anonymous No.53614439]

>>53613486
Why you took it so personally? I launched the same thread on 3 different boards, every first reply was in similar manner so I got annoyed.
What you gain from shitting on me anyway? You sound sour. I have zero experience scamming the government as I lived a honest and hard working life and as I see it got me nowhere so now I will see myself out of the ratrace.

[Anonymous No.53615289]

>>53614409
Cool my monthly expenses cant go lower than 1100-1200 at the moment. Unfortunate.
You migth be able to apply for rent gibs, I know thats what Im trying next.

Too bad my rent contract expired last year and I dont wanna renew it, my landlord trying to fuck me over with it big time but if I dont do it I cant get help, Im also 4 months behind with my rent. (I didnt get welfare for a couple months because the system fucked me) and without 'valid' rental contract I am fucked. I might forge a contract renewal so I can apply for them sweet gibs and they might pay the rent I own too. Sketchy but I really dont want my asshole landlord to fuck me over. I am already fucked enough.
>https://youtu.be/zh8DeHERhZQ?t=172
cool retro

[Anonymous No.53616713]

>>53615289

I own my place so I don't have to worry. I might even sell my apartment and live in a shed so I can put my money on the market. To be nominally homeless could be a good thing.

Worst case scenario, maybe you can write yourself somewhere so you can get the gibs. Here I think you can just write yourself at your parents' place and say that you pay them them stay there and the local government will gib you.

Or could you be eligible for some gibs if you fake being homeless provided you have an actual place to stay?

[Anonymous No.53617045]

>>53616713

I'm not working for 30+ more years in this Ass of a society. What a crazy thing it is to work in a society that is literally genociding you. I understand why Ahmed and M'bumba come here, it's just that there's no way in fucking hell I will work when they are let in. They get to rape without consequence but the gibs never stop flowing.

As said earlier here, the trick is to have a good side hobby that brings in investment monies.

https://youtu.be/E04hRZs2eWw

[Anonymous No.53617174]

if all else fails, get a social worker for yourself
they expedite the process and every immigrant is proof of that

[Anonymous No.53617204]

>>53611865
kek Yuropooria is 3rd world but it's not THAT bad lmao

[Anonymous No.53617360]

>>53617045
thanks for the thread, reminded me how glad I am to have a career with work that I actually enjoy doing. I was lost like you once. Being a neet is a pitiful existence

>have a good side hobby
What is this "side" to? Being a neet? lmao

also, being a pathetic loser and relying on the state for gibs makes you even worse than the immigrants you despise, at least they contribute somewhat

[Anonymous No.53617393]

>>53611627
>give back to the community

[Anonymous No.53618052]

>>53617360
>also, being a pathetic loser and relying on the state for gibs makes you even worse than the immigrants you despise, at least they contribute somewhat

Cope harder. Are you some kind of libertarian or what? I take pride in taking money from the genocidal and anti-White state. The term career is meaningful for the brainwashed.

Those rapists & murderers from Africa and the Mid East sure contribute a lot; not that I would expect otherwise. However, they do one good thing and that is taking gibs.

[Anonymous No.53618444]

>>53618052
you poor, pathetic soul

[Anonymous No.53618490]

>>53618444

I feel a bit bad for you brainwashed people, but you always refuse reality.

[Anonymous No.53618518]

>>53618444
are you telling me you don't get anything back from your governement whatsoever?
you don't have any aches and pains, which makes you eligible for certain gibs as intended by said government?
do you pay your hospital bill in full? dental care in full? transport in full? not even allergies which make you eligible for smolbux?
jews have a term for a person like that, schmuck

[Anonymous No.53618679]

>>53618518

Yeah and Hasidic New York jews don't work either. They get free money. Only occasionally will one or two get in trouble for fraud.


>New York’s Hasidic Jewish religious schools have benefited from $1 billion in government funding in the last four years but are unaccountable to outside oversight.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/11/nyregion/hasidic-yeshivas-schools-new-york.html

>A dozen members of a Brooklyn-based Satmar family and other associates within a tight-knit Hasidic community were charged Thursday with exaggerating their wealth to rip off lenders for more than $20 million in mortgages — while also claiming they were broke to collect food stamps and other benefits for the poor.

https://nypost.com/2014/11/13/15-members-of-hasidic-communities-busted-for-welfare-fraud/

[Anonymous No.53618720]

>>53618679
Just uhh bootstraps and atone for raycism?

[Anonymous No.53618838]

>>53612145
based
no pussy = no taxes

[Anonymous No.53619018]

>>53612252
>>53612145
unbelievably based holy fuck
I am currently debt maxxing taking 10k in student loans per semester and putting it in crypto trying to run it back turbo and move it to a ledger
theyre public loans they cant do shit but garnish wages and ill never have a job
my iq is 140 unironically

[Anonymous No.53619232]

>>53618679
>Hasidic New York jews don't work either. They get free money.
imagine working, paying taxes and barely getting by, your kids going to public schools with blue haired retards, learning tik tok and crt while some nigga bullies them and eating sugar and carb heavy cheap goyslop every they they charge a lot for. and then there are kikes, getting the best of everything.
>https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/11/nyregion/hasidic-yeshivas-schools-new-york.html
>https://nypost.com/2014/11/13/15-members-of-hasidic-communities-busted-for-welfare-fraud/
this makes me incredibly angry. we ruled over by disgusting jews. burn them all.
>>53619018
>debt maxxing taking 10k in student loans per semester and putting it in crypto
based as fuck. good luck.

[Anonymous No.53619270]

>>53619018
if I was still young college age student I would debt maxx as much as I could.
too bad in austira and many other shitholes ruled over by banks they will fuck up your life for good if you dont pay it back.

in uk you can debtmaxx, stay low profile andi n 5-10 years your debts will be gone as they give up on it.

[Anonymous No.53619510]

>>53611620
Join the FIRE movement reddit.com/r/fire
Me and my bros are trying to achieve that

[Anonymous No.53619624]

>>53619510
>reddit.com/r/fire
first post:
>I am 22m making 6k after taxes with 1300-2k monthly expenses blah blah blah
yeah I dont think that place is for me. I worked 12 hours when I was 22 and barely made 1300 overall.

[Anonymous No.53619748]

>>53611894
Bono gives back the most, without low low prices how would people sell their gains to me?
Ty bobo
210k medical settlement going all in when btc is 15k or lower. No stops, it’s golden bull or murder/suicide with a scumbag of my choice.

[Anonymous No.53619798]

>>53619748
>210k medical settlement
your fucking what?
>going all in when btc is 15k or lower. No stops, it’s golden bull or murder/suicide with a scumbag of my choice.
based that going be 2-10mill in the next bull, or some fool gets rekt lol