/biz/ - Business & Finance

>buy scale to start logging weight loss progress
>first week, 215 lbs, 32% bf, 120 lbs of muscle
>second week, 213 lbs, 48% bf, 118 lbs of muscle
>third week, 212 lbs, 44% bf, 111 lbs of muscle
>fourth week, 210 lbs, 46% bf, 108 lbs of muscle

>>53609078
Blockworks today had some interesting discussion about that with two former Fed officials: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ7c4VFRQTM

tl;dw: How do you feel about 6%? Or 7%?

speaking of AI stocks, there's this IPO tomorrow. supposedly they invest in AI for drug development or some such. will it moon?

>>53609091
I'm kind of jealous. I've never weighed more than 130 pounds.

What do you guys think of Silicom LTD $SILC?

>>53609102
Number go up

you bought puts right anon?

>>53609077
Checked thread...is this a chart of a happening?

>>53609091
are you starving yourself or what? I think the order the body uses excess energy is water weight, carbs, then fats, then protein because your muscles are you most important part of your body. Maybe you should try eating a protein heavy diet while still being at a calorie deficit.. You will lose muscle no matter what

>>53609108
Sorry, who? I think you have the wrong apartment, I've lived here for 3 years

>>53609105
Fuck I would have bought the offering on WeBull. I fucking slept on that. It’ll be a glorious pump and dump. Pretty mad actually.

>>53609077
Uh... excuse me, cool it with the antisemitic OP pics?

>>53609102
it needs to be above the current CPI to be "restrictive" anyway.
it's a joke that we were at 4% on the 2y last week and the peak was just 4.88%. we never even hit 5% once

>>53609117
sure

>>53609091
Are you going to the gym regularly? Elevating the ol' heartrate for at least 30 minutes 4 times a week?

Also maybe buy the LTH pullback, to stay /smg/ relevant.

>>53609105
actually never mind, i think its insides only until July 25th.

Ballz deep into Nintendo tomorrow

>>53609121
You need a certain amount of protein to maintain muscles daily. If you are cutting, no need to eat more than that daily technically. Just make sure to have some carbs otherwise your body might just convert the protein to carbs and starve your muscles.

>>53609130
wait what? its not tomorrow anyway as it turns out but why would it be too late if it was tomorrow?

>>53609091
nobody cares fag

>>53609132
Ashkenazi jews aren't semites

>>53609105
>Bullfrog

>>53609149
But the movie's not even out yet.

>>53609182
frontrun

>>53609077
>Pre-Futures Market Edition

Wtf? Futures have been open for nearly six hours now.

>>53609121
>>53609141
i don't know what i'm doing wrong. my diet for the past year has consisted of eating primarily meat (beef, pork, chicken, fish), using only olive oil/butter. depending on the dish i'll add garlic, onions, bell peppers, jalpenos, cucumber, squash, or potatos. side dish is usually broccoli, rice, or pasta. i've cut off most candies and sweets years ago, only enjoying an occasional pastry maybe once a month. soda has been reduced to once a day (dinner). takeout (fastfood) is sporadic, depends on who i'm hanging out with but if i'm alone i usually cook something at home. i workout 3 times a week for about 45-60 minutes, a mix of cardio and weight lifting. also i work in construction so i'm not on my ass 8 hours every day. i sure hope my TSLA puts start printing after JPow speaks tomorrow
>>53609165
you cared enough to reply lol. go ahead and reply again.

>>53609190
I think OP is predicting "jevvish trix" tomorrow

>>53609182
Im sure Nintendo is just what he named his dog

*floats into your thread

>>53609202
Yeah, and I predict tomorrow is Tuesday.

ANON BELOW THIS POST WANTS GAY SEX WITH ANON ABOVE THIS POST

>>53609180
i dont know anything man i just saw it was about ai :(

>>53609077
What's the consensus for Powell's speech tomorrow
Will he be more hawkish? Nothingburger until CPI?

>>53609222
checked

>>53609223
faggot

>>53609230
Don't freak out but it's a surprise 2% rate hike my dad works for the Fed

>>53609194
your scale is wrong, you obviously didn't lose 12lbs of muscle in a month anon that's ridiculous. your body will do anything it can to spare muscle, not because muscle is cool or anything but because it's inefficient as fuck to use it for energy. once you're depleted of carbs, your body will primarily use fat for energy and a tiny tiny bit of muscle. not 12 lbs in a month.

>>53609240
i have jacked off a man before

>>53609245
why do people think these scales can actually measure your muscle percentage anyway... they arent fucking mris

>>53609230
leaning towards just a normal speech that has nothing to do with federal reserve policy regarding rate hikes but who knows, thats what jackson hole was supposed to be. i wouldnt bet on it.

>>53609258
he's a fat dude posting anime pictures in an irrelevant thread, i think he is legitimately a retard. probably one of those soxl bag holders at 40+

just went and saw knock at the cabin door. it was the gayest thing i saw all day, and i saw scoops' profile pic earlier

>>53609151
They allow you to preorder shares during a certain window for IPOs. You’re not guaranteed as many as you order, but you get some. I always throw $100 at good ones and sell them within 30 minutes of open. I’ve gotten crazy return % on it. Turned $100 in to $1000 one month just playing IPOs. It was a hobby of mine for a while.

>>53609151
Here are some examples.

>>53609102
>OMG THE MARKET CANNOT POSSIBLY STAND ON ITS OWN PRODUCTION
wow. just wow. you faggots were born yesterday.

>>53609194
>soda has been reduced to once a day
I'm willing to bet if you cut this to zero it'll make more of a difference than all that other stuff you're trying. That amount of sugar in a concentrated burst will fuck you for sure. Honestly though it sounds like you otherwise have healthy enough habits. Since you work construction you probably shouldn't starve yourself to lose weight, at most just work out more and embrace the "power" type physique. Setting goals in terms of physical achievement rather than body weight may be the more appropriate course of action.

why is the forrest running

>>53609288

>>53609274
Spoil the movie for us.

>>53609275
oh damn. is that specific to webull?

How bullish on a scale of 1-100 are you on JPow's speech, tomorrow?
>pic related is me
>>53609091
>This mom science non-sense
Don't post this low IQ trash in /smg/, ever again.
How in THE FUCK are you measuring your BF %? HUH??? The only CURRENT accurate way to measure is with a BodPod. Which I know you're not using.
What you're using is electrical resistance; probably from your scale/whatever device. Regardless, do more learning before you spew trash.
Do you even pay attention to your fuckin macros/micros? Like, why bother making such a lame shitpost?
You know literally nothing. I hope your TSLA puts go to 0.

>>53609322
I don’t know. I use the app for charts and the screener when I’m at work. I saw the IPO center thing one day and started playing some. It’s pretty cool. They don’t all go up though. You have to pick ones that have some social momentum behind them.

>>53609340
is there a specific reason why Powell wants to make a speech tomorrow? he's already stated they'll be raising another 25 points, with more to come. thats a signal to be bearish but at the same time he was so meek about it so the market is probably calling his bluff. maybe thats what the speech will be about, to force the market into bear mode

>>53609245
>>53609303
i wish it was a bit more accurate for bmi and muscle mass, but i shouldn't expect much from a $30 scale. at the very least i managed to lose 5 pounds in a month. the real challenge will be keeping this up and consistently losing 5 pounds every month. overall goal was to lose 40 pounds of fat and keep it off. the only other thing i'm doing is restricting my calories to 1500/day, which isn't too difficult, but after my workout sessions i probably only burn about 500 calories. and thats being optimistic about it

>>53609312
the forest needs to shut the fuck up before i burn it down

>>53609340
that is an excellent dwyer

>>53609340
Jeez bro. Relax.

>>53609340
I think it's gonna be a schizo crab again

BOILsisters... I am recovering...

>>53609322
No, I believe Fidelity does it that way as well. You need to be at least 6fig hell or coomer day trader (net worth threshold or #trades/year threshold) to get in though so none of this tossing in $100 like Webull apparently allows.

>>53609340
It will be a nothingburger but markets will still dump because Data Driven Fed.

biggest bear trap in histroy. Tomorrow we will pump to 450 since Powell will be dovish in his speech

>>53609347
Stop talking. Everything you're saying is barely passable as knowledge.
>>53609359
Thanks, anon.
>>53609361
>I think it's gonna be a schizo crab again
I see you've chosen your fighter
>>53609360
No u.
>>53609377
Checked
They better not fuckin dump. I bought $1000 in QQQ calls, earlier.

>>53609377
what i'm seeing is that on fidelity and robinhood you can put in a limit order from 8am on the day that the stock goes public.

this is just buying shares as soon as they're publicly available though, it seems that "participating" in the IPO in terms of receiving the shares directly requires having at least six figures of assets.

so i'm wondering if the webull thing is actually just the same as fidelity & robinhood but they all it further in advance, or if somehow theyve loopholed around the asset requirement. i'm leaning toward the former, i think?

>>53609340
>How bullish on a scale of 1-100 are you on JPow's speech, tomorrow?

>BBBY pumping 100+% in a day and then reversing entirely after hours

KEK BAGGIES

>>53609403
>He said for the 1000th time, this year
Take a load off, and head over to the AI voice thread on /gif/, anon.
Seems like you need it...
>>>/gif/24501177

Are you all ready for Microsoft to rally tomorrow during the event?

>TD has a $300 reward for opening self directed trade account w/ $3000
>Sign up
>Digitally sign documents
>no place to upload documents
>3 days pass still cant log in
>Call their 1-800 support number
>Oh we need ID and cant do it over the phone
>Literally later that day another agent called to remind me to finish setting up my account
>Make appointment with local branch
>first available slot is a fucking week later
>time gets changed to first thing in the morning with different agent
>explain to her what my issue is
>Oh well I verified your ID when you showed it to me when you started your meeting
>no i literally handed you my drivers license we have to submit forms like three people told me to do
>get another reminder to complete my application
Its been 4 fucking days since my meeting.
TD is absolute HORSESHIT.

I can set up a forex account in the Bahamas in an hour. I can make a dozen margin accounts with Questrade overnight
I cannot fucking cancel a preauth payment plan with TD unless I visit in person

>>53609417
well I'm betting on Black Tuesday 2.0

I am truly shocked that scoops isn't really black...
I can't believe it... I've been successfully trolled on the internet. This has never happened before
I feel...... bad

EBIX. Thoughts ?

i feel so bad for scoops with his mid 6 figure compensation and weekly hookers

>>53609421
I set my wife's TD account/brokerage up in one day. You sure it's not a user error?
>>53609423
I'm in BOIL calls and QQQ calls. About to buy a second wife with my gains.
>>53609430
>scoops
Isn't that Rockers bottom? Who cares about some fat guys, assboy.

I lost money today. Just like I lost my grandmother to lung cancer.
The stock market is my lung cancer.

>>53609091
>Lose 12lbs of muscle in 30 days

Sorry but no, you're calculating something wrong here or you scale is a faggot. That's some rhabdo shit right there.

>>53609347
ur missing the point bro. you're setting goals in terms of pounds but your real goal is probably something else, either looks or actions. and if you work in a manual labor intensive industry the last thing you need to be doing is counting calories like a woman when you NEED a lot of those calories to do your work. as long as the mix is healthy and you're not overeating, the solution is more exercise not starving yourself.

>>53609453
It was a margin USD account which needs photo ID but it did not provide a way to upload it
I have no idea why shits so fucky

And I have a multiholding TFSA that prevents me from doing certain things in it.
Easyweb works but everything else is cbt

i will say though, imagine grinding it out for FAGMAN god knows how many hours a day, finding time to source and utilize hookers, then trying to start up a YT at the same time... how much fucking smack is this kid on?

>>53609453
whats the best value for boil calls? Im guessing buying far out ones have stupidly high premium but getting one too close is too risky. would a june call be worth it?

>>53609487
and writing trading software

>>53609453
>I'm in BOIL calls and QQQ calls. About to buy a second wife with my gains.
I don't know about BOIL it's a shit show for weeks, but those QQQs will be very heavy

Im not betting on anything, im just waiting for NVDA to correct.

>>53609502
jesus, he's like a supernigger

>>53609512
Fuck that. I’ll bet in anything

>>53609091
You don't have 120lbs of muscle anon. That's your lean body mass, it's everything except the fat lol

>>53609397
>or if somehow theyve loopholed around the asset requirement
I mean who knows. I'm not sure that's necessarily a gov requirement it may be broker-specific and WeBull just omits it because they cater to coomers and degenerate gamblers.

Is daddy Powell going to save my money?

>>53609521
i was really close to buying those chegg puts. shame i got distracted.

>>53609535
I don’t know how it works. But it does.

>>53609502
>>53609487
You don't remember when he was posting his fucking filing system lmao.

>>53609555
how autistic was it?

GREEN SALLY UP
AND GREEN SALLY DOWN
LIFT AND SQUAT
GOTTA TEAR THE GROUND

https://youtu.be/zG5XJY18y-o

this begs the question, who was that innocent boy on the wanted poster?

>>53609550
from what i'm reading it doesn't guarantee that your order will be filled. so i'm guessing its the same as the fidelity/robinhood one, where you can place an order to buy at a given price before it starts trading, the only difference being that i guess on webull you can do this anytime rather than just 8am same-day.

actually "participating" in an IPO would mean you'd directly receive the shares in return for the IPO share price without going through an exchange, and for that you need various asset requirements as detailed above. i dont think this is what you're doing on webull as if you "participated" in the IPO directly like this there wouldn't be any uncertainty as to whether or not youd get the shares.

>mfw scoopsies is only 5'8"

no wonder he's rocker's bottom lmao when will they ever learn

>>53609547
I’m just getting comfortable putting down an upward of a couple hundred out into the options world at a time. This shit is fucking exhausting, like doing fiscal pushups so I can get used to doing bigger options for the future.

>>53609557
Lmao I have no idea. Couldn't see anything. I just remember a fellow /g/ poster mentioning it on g then I saw it here and realized what he was talking about. Also scoops if you're reading this later do not dox me. accidentally viewed you on a social media so do not dox me.

I am a big fan of your taste in ghetto booty bitches.

>>53609576
That's why I stopped doing options. It was a lot of work and took a lot of mental energy. The money was really good until I got some losses, which offset all my gains. Been working on a different system that might benefit from options usage. Until I get good at it with shares no options yet.

>>53609557
It was.....special
If I remember correctly, it was a combination of PVC pipes, metal racks, cardboard, and tote bags

Man I spent 2 hours on finviz tonight and couldn’t find one buy. I’m at a loss.

scoops just come back as a regular anon
every now and then your autism will shine through and we'll know it's our boy, still plugging away at those interview questions and drugged out hoes alike

>>53609598
What's your criteria? Do you mean companies that are worth investing in or valuations that are worth picking up at these prices?

>>53609600
Check out MOS

>>53609603
Looking for something with solid growth potential that isn’t overvalued in to the stratosphere. This recent pump has thrown everything out of wack again. Anything worth buying is too frothy again. Anything I find with good financials is stagnant and boomer and will most likely lose to SPY so there’s no point in buying it over an index.

>>53609563
OLD MAN TRUMP IS DEAD AND GONE
LEFT THE MARKET BLEEDING RED

>>53609618
I own NTR already. MOS looks good though. Don’t know if it’ll out perform VOO though.

>>53609598
mayb try doing quick read on ENLV, i still gotta get around to looking at their financials
mayb XBI calls
maayb MP looks like downwards guidance, if they beat to the same effective % as last earnings im surre they will feel the love. I was in and out on this one de-spac'd but i wanna get back in >3>

>>53609555
>the brainlet fears The Cardboard

>>53609640
Thanks I’ll check those out.

what's with all the goyslop shilling here lately? i will admit to liking a good mcdick's post myself, but it's been constant

>>53609668
Interesting observation. I find this board cycles through trends and then moves on to something else as if it never happened. It might be bots or glowies desu. This site has some really weird shit going on underneath it all. I just like stocks and hate Reddit so I have nowhere else to go.

>>53609696
>>53609668

its just autism.

oilbros wen moon

>>53609640
I like MP. I’m in LAC right now. I think anything used to build EVs is going to gain value as they’re forced on us through government regulation. I can’t believe how clownish this world has become in such a short period in time.

Perhaps I'll make a shitpost on SKYT tomorrow.

>>53609717
youre gonna get the Nat gas treatment. when you think youre buying the bottom its just gonna go lower.

>>53609668
1 in 3 americans eat fast food daily
did that go up after 2018 (the c word)
ofc
:(
mayb buy CPUH in hopes their non-binding LOI with Allurion causes the start of their obesity slaying tyraid, or lose a bunch when it was an insider pump XDD
anyways ill stop ill stop goodnight yall love yaa even the defunct scoop

hollywood ripping off 4chan again
i'm gonna be so pissed if they make a black betty movie

>>53609597
>the brainlet fears The Cardboard

what is safe to eat that isn't goyslop?

>>53609721
its craaaazy, i cant waait till the spring thaw so i can load the boat with canadian junior lithium miners!!!!

>>53609734
so many fucking zoomer things are just them acting like they invented a meme that isnt even new. a sad & uncreative generation

>>53609575
>scoopsies is only 5'8"
where’d you find out he’s a manlet?

>>53609740
chicken and broccoli

>>53609752
true. also they hate millennials but copy everything we wore in the late 90s/early 2000s like a halloween costume

>>53609577
TOO LATE

>>53609772
uh oh someones mad

>>53609775
manlet rage

ChatGPT IS helping.

>>53609149
I'm hoping earnings are weak so I can slurp under $10. The movie, Zelda 2, new console on the horizon. It's Disney but Japan and not overvalued, just sucks their sitting on the worst currency to own right now.

>>53609775
>mad
my shit’s locked down now. im good to go. posting another video tomorrow morning.

>>53609740
>what is safe to eat that isn't goyslop
nearly nothing because of this

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rQmqVVmMB3k&feature=shares

>>53609772
Y'all gotta stop appropriating the name Jerome. That's OUR name.

>>53609772
I knew I was the only white guy here.

>>53609772
I'm not the one who doxxed you. I argued against the person doxxing you in the previous thread you fucking retard.

Jesus fuck man.

>>53609771
>copying Millennials
>early 2000s
Acting like zoomers like me wearing wearing clothing that matched malcolm in the middlecore

>>53609804
>>53609772


These are my posts in the previous thread.

>>53608833
>>53608990

>>53609804
you’re literally going to be fine, pussy.

>>53609818
Dude, The person who doxed you didn't even post your fuck name. and literally just posted a name... Jesus fuck man.

not cool mike, not cool

>>53609829
bro, you’re literally going to be fine

>End of /smg/ is all of us getting doxxed

>>53609836
I have john rocker’s current or previous address somewhere

>>53609836
I literally didn't even get to start my tech career without this retarded trip fag counter doxxing me when I'm not even the person who doxxed him. I just wanted to buy stocks

>>53609836
>Everyone becomes unemployable
>Only those able to live off the market can afford their internet bills
Yeah, I'm looking forward to /smg/ v2

no one cares about who you are go in peace nigga

>panicking over your name being online
it's fucking /biz/ in the stock market general at 1am it's not 2007 /b/

>>53609846
> I just wanted to buy stocks
then why did you peek at his linkedin

>>53609852
literally this

>>53609856
I miss the raids
modern /b/ is impotent

>>53609729
tfw bought 160 DRIP

i am Spartacus

>>53609168
classic
>>53609114
you're a put. what's a put.

>>53609861
I wanted to see if the picture was real since it looked exactly like Captain America before he took the super soldier serum. I didn't think it would link me while logged in. Just did a Google search of the image and clicked it.

Why are we acting like I'm the one who posted his channel, picture, or name?

>>53609881
My favorite new meme is holeguy

>>53609881
god I hated this Tinny faggot so much

>>53609864
raids were kino. raiding pokemon vore forums hoooly the austim was pure and i was fed. modern /b/ is all porn not even suicide threads anymore baka

>>53609886
lol wtf bro i thought it, but didn't say it

This conservative Hispanic secretary in her 50s at the firm I'm at is losing her mind over the Sam Smith devil homo dance to the point where our boss has asked her to stop sperging out about the subliminal satanic LGBTQ messaging in mainstream media while we're at work so allocators or other LP's don't overhear her going batshit over fagdancing at work

>>53609864
what kind of spray paint did you use? did you autistically do the whole body or just the visible parts?

>>53609890
>not even suicide threads anymore baka
I think /r9k/ gets those

>>53609890
I mean, Eka's is still around

>>53609904
I think it's fake. He doesn't even sound white. he sounds Asian. I don't believe that's his real picture. I'm pretty sure it's just a troll. No way he looks like that while also sounding like that.

>>53609920
Bullish for MEXX

>>53609924
I can't believe you doxxed me after all the aws talks we had. after all the times we talked about ghetto booty bitches. I'll never forgive you. You were my hero...

>>53609922
Not sure what you’re talking about.
Are you trynna make a joke about my dark & ashy complexion, sir?

>>53609932
A lot of white 4chud types sound like effeminate faggots

Did anyone here have the balls to slurp Adani? It's probably getting redeemed again soon but that bounce was massive.

>>53609938
bro, stop panicking, you’re literally fine

add each other, become best friends

>>53609956
scoopsy what happened to https://michaelabbott.io/?

how do i profit off the earthquake in turkey?

>>53609939
maybe the social media links slip up accidentally which you had linked on your muh (((Fight Club))) jewtube channel before you removed it

why are we acting like jerome is a black name.

jerome POWELL helloooooooo

>>53609932
https://voca.ro/1knrpvmtNUWb

Here's me running scoopsies voice through my ethnic classifier model

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SwV_gBf8Dc&t=1377s

^^input

>>53609966
Is that Aphex Twin painted as PeePee the frog?

>>53609668
Like it or not the goyslop companies are the most profitable.

>>53609978
aFTX Twin

>>53609668
For me its Costco pizza slice for $1.99 and it's a giant slice tbhonest

>>53609725
I bought SKYT today senap. Are you proud of me, desu?

>>53609978
His name is Richard D. James.

>>53609978
see you on Saturday faggot I have a question about muh system design

>>53609886
>it looked exactly like Captain America before he took the super soldier serum
lmao

scoopsy your shit isn't locked down enough I just found a pic of younger you

whoa scoops is this your sister?

>>53610012
HOLY BAZONGAS

>>53610012
That must be where he got his 2 scoops from

>>53609999
i didn’t wanna look it up again

>>53610000
K
you can also just ask here?

yeah i just found scoopsies boss's number lmao

>>53610012
Can we please leave my sister out of this?

Why are you niggers harassing scoops?

>>53610000
uh oh
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLHMhVonF-s

>>53610033
I have nothing else going on in my life

>>53610033
he doxxed my boy jerry c

>>53609957
may as fucking well but I don't trust this guy to not get coked up and ruin my career before its even started

>>53609135
Big respect for that 217 nigger swan line

>>53609964
TUR seems to be shrugging it off.

>>53610033
ngl niqquh, ya sound gay n shit
don forget to liek n suscribe, faget

>>53610031
>Can we please leave my sister out of this

if you let me cum in your sister I'll forgive you.

>>53610012
BOOBA

>>53609964
USD/TRY carry trade

>>53610043
Why would posting on a stocks forum ruin your career? Is this place really that taboo? I’ve never even heard anyone talk about it.

>>53609149
Mama mía

>>53610048
I hope you get your house burned down simply because you are a name fag and for no other reason.

>>53610061
everyone associates 4chan with nazis and child pornography so yeah probably.

>>53610061
if my wife ever found out i'm a 4chan user i'd be finished
and she's caught me on pornhub before

>>53610062

>>53610066
thanks, bbg, u too

>>53610061
Ever since 2016 normalfags think this place is entirely /pol/

>>53609262
The speech was leaked anon.... You didn't hear?
https://vocaroo.com/13pwpr2NAPdU

Mr. Contreras

This is the HR department. We are extremely disturbed at what we have found you publishing on the white supremacist site 4channel.com under the username VaA8QyAi. We have contacted the police to charge you with hate speech and will be sending the authorities all logs of your bigoted blog posts, as well as cooperating fully to ensure you are charged to the full extend of the law. You are hereby terminated from employment with the IT department and blacklisted from future employment with all our connections. Let this be a lesson Mr. Contreras, please, do better.

>>53610072
Weird. I could put a copy of mein kamph on my shelf and she wouldn’t even pay attention.

>>53610033
I'm not, but the dude was taunting /smg/ with his youtube channel

>>53610054
zozzle

>>53610095
>under the username VaA8QyAi.
got me good kek

>>53610012
>Sister's tits
https://vocaroo.com/15jBNppiUNp0

>>53610033
tripfaggots get the rope

>>53610070
>nazi
>cp
Such opposing spectrums.

>>53610100
go back to r*ddit, you dumbass flat-footed niggerbitchmonkey

>>53610033
Because he's a degenerate drug addict.

>>53609381
Please don't make me commit suicide

You know who's immune to this shit? Jamanon.

Has he gone public via SPAC yet?

>>53610114
>he doesn't know

>>53610095
>please, do better
Fuck. I'm sorry Mr management. I'll try harder.

WE ARE ANAMOLOUS
FUCK TRIPFAGGOTS
ALWAYS BEEN A CANCER TO 4CHAN
IM CALLING SCOOPS BOSS TO TELL HIM HE POSTS RACISTS SHIT ON 4CHAN THE DUMBFUCK DIDNT TAKE HIS LIFE SERIOUSLY

You used to look so much happier scoops

>>53610120
>boohoo muh drugs
>le so unfair
just get your own script, you limp wristed cock sucker

>>53610118
Ok, I am going to email your place of work and tell them all about your 4chan posts instead

>>53609668
https://vocaroo.com/1kOAXbMqwQDI


For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>53610158
do it, pussy

scoops is chimping out, not helping his cause.

scoops im going to see ant man at the Boeing IMAX theater at Seattle Center next week, let's get a drink

>>53610152

Can i still make money with BBBY I missed the pump today

>>53610165
ask me how I can tell that you love the taste of dick

>>53610153
You broke the NAP, faggot.

>>53610152
damn i went to college with like thirty five clones of this guy

>markets are ration-

>>53610152
now that's a clean cut all american kid
what happened

>>53610169
is this poem anon?
can we sit in the back n touch our sticks together?

>>53610176
youre the dumbfuck that got doxxed on 4chan. LMAO retard.

I would offer to hang out with my seattle /smg/ bros (there are a lot of us), but honestly I don't trust any of you.

>>53610196
i'm trustworthy
it's you guys who are shifty

>>53610184
>That 52 week range
Congrats to anyone who had the balls to play this out

>>53610202
I would bring a gun

>>53610190
let’s stay focused here, faget:
ask me how I can tell that you absolutely adore the taste of dick

>>53610181
I went to college with guys that look like this.

>>53610204
I would just bring my stick
so that we can touch them both together

poor scoopicus. he didn't deserve this fate
actually on second thought he absolutely does

i look homeless so i would probably just lurk a meetup and then melt back into the streets after i sized everybody up

>>53610205
biggest retard on 4chan. the saga of scoops has reached its inevitable conclusion. i hope someone really does get you fired so you stop posting your useless blog posts in this general

Why are my oil stocks down so much they are cash flow machines none of this makes any sense ever

>>53610224
Imagine a /biz/ annual meet up, like how the jews meet at Davos.

>>53610216
what did the Buckeye Hackers get up to?

>>53610225
>being this jealous about how much more that I make
omg anon, you just have to try a little harder.
I literally have an entire youtube channel dedicated to what it takes to get there.
you literally just have to try a little harder, you poor miserable retard.

>>53610235
Just keep buying and shush.

>>53610224
thats exactly what i do at kink conventions. pretend im a stranger so i can assess if theres anyone fuckable thats worth blowing cover for. there hasnt been yet

>>53610240
hacking together some sticks and touching them together, of course

>>53610239

>>53610251
sounds like a good time

>>53610248
>kink conventions
do you really?
isn’t it male dominated?
you ever try fetlife? I’ve heard it’s actually shockingly good as a hookup app

Someone should write a multi-sig smart contract that requires you to stake $10k in ETH to be invited to the /smg/ meetup. Everyone gets their money back at the end, but if someone tries funny business, the other stakers can forfeit their funds by unanimous vote.

>>53610275
what if everyone just teams up to steal your money because they like money?

>>53610275
sorry i dont own any dingus coins any more. that was a pump and dump, you know that right?

>>53610275
Couldn't someone just put in multiple stakes to win votes to oust others until they were the only one left?

real talk, fight club as your name for youtube channel is not good. you need to re-brand. you seem like a smart guy figure out a new name

>>53610288
It would have to be by unanimous vote to reduce the risk of that. Everyone else would have to be in on the scam except for you. I'm open to other suggestions.

>>53610263
its maybe 80/20 men to women and most of the women are fat - now this wouldnt be a problem for me necessarily as i am a bisexual footfag, BUT, these days, over 50% of the men are troons, and not the fun kind - rather, the severely autistic genuine crhis chan kind.

it used to be fun to go and see the weirdos, it was mostly a mix of older biker type leather daddys and their girlfriends/boyfriends plus various younger people of different stripes. now its just fucking rancid troons everywhere

forunately a lot of these groups have actually imploded over various social justice related things + trying to make everyone show them vaccine & booster cards which no one wants to do b/c who trusts these creeps with your name?

so perhaps its my time to lead the creep crew

>>53610291
You're right. Okay, there would be two TWO votes: one to allow a new member, and a second to oust a member.

>>53610294
to be fair it seemed to work and the channel is bigger than most for now new it is.

ps. I'm going to sleep. if you looked at my LinkedIn you have to send me a friend invite and hire me so I can buy stocks.

>>53610295
Everyone has to buy 1 share of AZO per day while at /smg/con as your attendence badge.

>>53610114
You don't lurk pol very often do you

>>53610299
What I'm saying is someone could sign up multiple times. So say someone has 10 or 100 votes and they just slowly go around voting everyone else off of thr Island until they're the only one left and incidentally own all of the treasure.

>>53610302
wait i thought that was scoops channel and youre not scoops

>>53610302
it must have been so weird for you all those times people posted 'JEROME!!!!' on FOMC days kek

>>53610305
>AZO
Wtf, how did I miss this? How are they growing so much?

>>53610311
That's called a sybil attack, and you would prevent it by also requiring the members to approve new stakers so that someone couldn't flood it. Also unanimous voting would prevent that.

>>53610315
Scoops doxxed someone by posting a LinkedIn. I can't legally say it was mine because someone could link any bad posts back to me. Hopefully no one does that.

>>53610318
LMAO yeah. A few times I thought someone was actually talking about NOT me. I always say JPow so it doesn't feel so weird.

>>53610323
>Wtf, how did I miss this? How are they growing so much?
Dividends are their enemy.

im going to bed put me in the screencap kthxbyeeeeee

>>53610152
Young Hide the Pain Harold.

>>53610302
based fit female appreciator
>>53609836
remember these same goofs posting dry erase black filter over their social media caps a few years back

why are shitcoins surging?

>>53610323
They've bought back a massive amount of their stock https://ycharts.com/companies/AZO/stock_buyback.. I do really like their stores. They always have parts in stock and the staff working there seems more upbeat than the usual wageslave.

>>53610352
Monkey see monkey do. Raphael Bostic has said that Powell will increase interest rates. So bear market rally yadda yadda. Retail buying showing it rn. Worth it for short term gainz tbf.

I am back from the hospital after 3 weeks and 4 operations. How are my BBBY shorts doing?

>>53610352
BANANA

if you had bought Fetch.AI when I said a day or two ago, you would already be +20% up even though you are late to the party

This retarded shitcoin just keeps going up because it is both crypto and AI and all the retards are buying it

>>53610394
This pic is so fucking stupid and whoever made this should be ashamed

>>53610398
plenty of shitcoin threads to shill your garbage lad, please stay there

>>53610414
Only 1% of my portfolio are shitcoins so I'm not interested in going to shitcoin generals. Most of them are full of subhumans and bots anyway

>>53610421
well if you bought meta calls 3 months ago you'd be up 500% which is 4% daily... so you can get good returns on actual valuable companies and not have to gamble

Futies are green baby.

Someone this morning wanted me to post my 1099s. Here's the totals from my TDA accounts. Better than I thought. Looks like w/ my Schwab 1099 My damage last year will be 15K.

>>53609964
Turkish cement companies pumped so hard yesterday

>>53610377
lmao its actually funny to me the FED and retarded bears think raising rates will fix anything.
Its a catch 22 at this point with rates. Fucked either way.

>>53610430
can go the other way too lol.. meta has been getting shit on here all year, until recently where it turned around.

>>53610490
well yeah obviously, but if i had a choice between gambling 1% on shitcoins and gambling 1% on calls, i would choose calls. even if it went the other way you could sell your calls for the theta remaining and not lose everything. in shitcoin world once the pump is over you cant cash out ever again

>>53610481
Yup but admit it, it’s a bear market and this is a trap.

>>53610481
Yeah, uh, keep telling yourself that. I agree we have entered into a new bull market but lets see what the fed says tomorrow and you think if they don't toss in another hike of 50 or higher that we wont do a 180 and fall even further and sink this whole economy? Stupidity.

>>53610389
Don't look at your portfolio

>>53610508
I don't think it's bear market any longer.

>>53610389
Anon....

>>53610389
what i dont understand are people that are still shorting or even worse OPEN a short after a company has already dropped 99% in value, what is the point? just insane greed

>>53610519
>>53610521

only pee pee poo poo stocks are going up...

nasdaq is nasdumping

>

What happened mumu

>>53610522
Because companies can literally go to zero on the stock market, especially when it's absolute shit like BBBY? I'm the one that actually doesn't understand the giga reddit mentality of "BUY EVERY BLOCKBUSTER DIP, THIS IS THE BIG COMEBACK, SQUEEZE THE SHORTS".

Can't decide if summer 2022 rally was more retarded or if this one is the dumber one

>>53610651
ok but it's dropped 99%. there is opportunity cost... go short a different stock

>3 AM
>every post is "IPOS, MEMESTOCKS, JUST LET INFLATION GO TO INFINITY SO MY STOCK PORTFOLIO IS SAVED" retardation
Night /smg/ used to be good.

>>53610646
>>53610646
>>53610646
>>53610646

keep it moving bobo

>>53610658
No retard it can literally drop another 99% from 99% because the company is fucking bankrupt you 80 IQ reddit nigger how do you not fucking get this?

>>53610656
Summer 2022 rally was because everything was violently down for 2 months and naturally came back up during the low volume season. This is retarded bulls screaming "THE FED HAS TO PIVOT, WE WILL PUMP UNTIL THEY PIVOT" which will become a painful position as their debts start to eat them.

>>53610682
that's not how that works and you know it. go ahead and show me the 100% gains you've gotten from shorting a stock that is going bankrupt. the cost of borrowing is too high to short with shares and puts will have IV through the roof

>>53610440
Yes. However...

>>53610000
lol
>>53610072
Kek

>>53610658
If a Company drops from 100 to 10, it dropped 90%. If it then drops from 10 to 1, That's another 90% drop.

>>53610089
kek. Top lol. More OC like this, please.

>>53610169
>antman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWk8Wm-VdBE

>>53610263
Fetlife isn't bad. I've never used it as hook up, per say, but I've gotten involved in the kink communities in Seattle and Chicago through it, and met multiple long term female play partners through it. Seattle, and all along the pacific NW is especially active. If you want sex, go to Tinder or related. If you want to spank some bitch, have some girl act as your dog, get tied up and beat, or make some girl wear diapers for your pleasure, it's a good place, though. Best way to meet people is through "munches" or "play parties," as well as dungeon events, though, and not just posting wanted adds, as way too many men already post wanted adds. Join some "[kink interest] group," wait for events to be posted, then attend, and not be terribly hideous or creepy, and you'll immediatly meet people.

>TSM
>Double top
good time to short to 81

>>53611893
>If you want sex, go to Tinder or related

I've had tinder for 10 years and the only "dates" I've gotten were by police, twice, for joking with girls who accidentally matched with me