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53604430 No.53604430 [Reply] [Original]

>Chad makes eye contact with a girl
>Girl: Oh... Is there something in my hair? When will he talk to me? Thank God I wore a tampon!

>You make eye contact
>Girl:*Gets whiplash by looking away so quickly* Oh my Gawd, what a creeep! Are those his... his... sex eyes?!!!! That's it, I'm not coming here alone again!

>Chad asks out a girl
>Girl: Why do I feel so tingly down there! Oh my Gawd, I need to buy a new dress! Why did I rush my make up this morning!

>Chad asks a girl for directions
>Girl: Yeah, it's down there. The garden is so nice and the coffee they serve is the best in the city. Are you here for the day? I've always wanted to go there and...

>After literal years of browsing redpill content, being blackpilled, wasting your youth, getting fit, reading about how to talk to women, you finally talk to one, giving her a friendly greeting and asking how she is
>You: Hi, are you from around here?
>Girl pauses for a split second and then realised you're trying to flirt with her. She screams like a wild banshee, as if she's learnt her family has died in a car accident. Bystanders start to surround both of you. You're bundled over and in a jail cell. After months, you go to court and the girl gives testimony in the court room, live but anonymously behind a screen so she can't come in to contact with her abuser (you). Before the cross examination, the judge orders everyone out of the court room except you and the cameraman (this just happens to be one of the first criminal cases to be televised in the UK)
>Judge: I have dismissed the jury after having directed them to give a guilty verdict. In all of my decades of legal work, I have never come in to contact with a more remorseless serial abuser than yourself. I hereby sentence you to the harshest punishment for this crime. A fully internet archived copy of the incident will be kept on Encyclopedia Dramatica and you will be known as the "loser beta male dot gif" meme forever after.

>> No.53604451

Imagine taking the time to write this. You’re not funny, chud. You’re actually pretty weird and probably an incel since you thought this was funny

>> No.53604455

>>53604430

It’s over

>> No.53604479

women usually make eye contact with me first, like they stare at me
its actually really creepy

>> No.53604481
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53604481

>>53604430
I don't care.

>> No.53604557

>>53604479
That’s how it works, they signal they are attracted to you and for you to make a move. This is what bluepilled people don’t get, they think they have to cold approach and somehow win over the girl when in reality the girl is pretty much won over right away and you just choose if you want to pursue

>> No.53604577

>>53604479
They think life is social media

>> No.53604584

>>53604557
I'm retarded and even I know this. Women make it pretty obvious when they want to be approached by you if you aren't completely autistic.

>> No.53604587

>>53604481
pic unironically activated my almonds

>> No.53604610

>>53604557
I know how it works but I don’t know how to talk to girls I think I’ve missed out on like a dozen women at my job alone

>> No.53604639

>>53604430
None of those people are looking at each other, though. Are we looking through a one way mirror or something? I don't get it

>> No.53604656

>>53604639
i mean two way mirror
oh i give up

>> No.53604670

>>53604430
1>5>2>4>3

>> No.53604770

>>53604479
same it's actually creepy when they it happens if you're not expecting it

>> No.53604777

>>53604430
Why are americans like this? What do you gain from writing this shit? I only read the first sentence but I know it's going to be some kind of gay post
Death to amerikkka and their overlords

>> No.53604796
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53604796

>>53604430
>>>r9k

>> No.53604825

>>53604430
>>Girl: [...] Thank God I wore a tampon!
Are you retarded? What kind of retard thinks this is what women think.

>> No.53604865

>>53604430
I actually found this funny, but it started to fall off in the court room portion.