/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53602394]

Laugh at losers edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Egg Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEZxCbcaweU [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

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>>53600614

[Anonymous No.53602416]

Incoming sour hour.

[Anonymous No.53602417]

>>53602159

Tell me your secret, where are you taking profit?

[Anonymous No.53602430]

2023 will be a rough year

[Anonymous No.53602432]

OP is a kike
msms headline kike to be specific

[Anonymous No.53602434]

>>53602394
Nigger animals

[Anonymous No.53602437]

>>53602394
>Snibs your position
Heh, nothing personal kid

[Anonymous No.53602440]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.53602443]

THE POSTER BELOW THIS POST IS A PAID SHILL

[Anonymous No.53602458]

GIMME DEM SHILL BUX

[Anonymous No.53602459]

>>53602430

[Anonymous No.53602466]

post you're /smg/ track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss142Aix2Bo

[Anonymous No.53602470]

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

[Anonymous No.53602476]

Boring shitty day

[Anonymous No.53602483]

>>53602470
>>53602440
Which one is it?

[Anonymous No.53602496]

fuck i keep shilling teslas after the thread has already ended

[Anonymous No.53602502]

>>53602440
that might be true soon

[Anonymous No.53602519]

>tfw there's people here who still haven't bought BBBY and are going to miss the moon to 100+
I told you to buy at 2 but you fell for the fake news of bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.53602523]

BidenCHAD himself gives you to signal to short gas by telling you they are going to ban gas stoves and you have all these morons deciding to go long fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.53602529]

>>53602483
Dividends are a non-consensual taxBle event. Do you like being the victim of non-consensual actions? There's your answer.

[Anonymous No.53602533]

SIDU: will it pump?

[Anonymous No.53602532]

We buying this NEM dip or are PMs owned until rates are lower and DXY is under 100

[Anonymous No.53602545]

>>53602483
Reinvest dividends but most "dividend stocks" are shit compared to the market at large and won't outpace even VOO

[Anonymous No.53602547]

>>53602502
>implying our man McCarthy will allow that
We'll sooner default.

[Anonymous No.53602561]

>>53602417

see: >>53602473

If you really want to tough it out long term then you can look at the horizontal lines.

The WTI to Natty Gas ratio gives to you the "regime" we're in. The mood is bearish with the Europoors mild winter + freeport shutdown + lack of storage space + ample domestic US production. You'll have to wait for the flip.

[Anonymous No.53602566]

>>53602502
What the fuck is his problem?

[Anonymous No.53602572]

Anyone else bought QQQ puts on Friday. I'm already almost ITM and they're expiring end of Feb

[Anonymous No.53602579]

Aww scoopsies channel is cute. Good for him

[Anonymous No.53602580]

>>53602529
>non-consensual taxable event
>you know its happening when you buy the stock

wut

>>53602483
dividends are a major part of the S&P 500's growth, especially in bear markets, they are tax advantaged if they're your own income, and if you reinvest dividends your get double the compounding couple with dividend growth

dividends don't need to be your sole focus, but they are certainly your fren

[Anonymous No.53602582]

>>53602502
jesus fuck, would democrats just fucking die

[Anonymous No.53602605]

I have literally no idea what to do with SQQQ I bought today. I'm slightly in profit. /smg/ halp pls

[Anonymous No.53602615]

Explain the retard strength in BBBY right now, guys. I don't get what's going on. 81% in a day. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.53602624]

>>53602580
Diveedeez nuts bitch

[Anonymous No.53602628]

>>53602605
Those are men. Also SQQQ will be range bound between 26 and 38 for some time before rocketing to 60+ later this year

[Anonymous No.53602634]

>>53602394
and why shouldn't we?
those economic vampires have sucked up all the wealth that's rightfully ours

[Anonymous No.53602637]

>>53602615
It's a volatile playground because it is highly shorted, so you have constant short covering squeezes and subsequent momentum players. Then it gets sold off to death.

Rinse and repeat

[Anonymous No.53602642]

>>53602582
Sadly, Trump was the last shot. Now the door's jammed open for illegals to flood in and that gives us the United States of California.

Best alternative is maybe we split into separate countries.

[Anonymous No.53602643]

>>53602561
What's the Elder Impulse System like? Is it a confirmation indicator? Seems to use a histogram

[FALLING KNIFE CATCHER No.53602652]

>>53602561
About when do you think will be the flip?

[Anonymous No.53602654]

I mean I get that it's a short squeeze but how were the so-called hedgies even caught out twice (after GME and possibly even AMC)?

[Anonymous No.53602657]

>>53602561
Is that regime the indicator at the bottom?

I would like to learn to read your indicators and chart to use for myself.

[Anonymous No.53602663]

>>53602615
Bankruptcy is a bullish.

[Anonymous No.53602666]

>>53602615
short squeeze + memebois chasing momentum

[Anonymous No.53602675]

>>53602605
Now THIS is the Natty Gas I need in my life

[Anonymous No.53602687]

>>53602666
Don't forget about the vomma predators. The volga perps. And the gamma trapdoor spiders.

[Anonymous No.53602688]

>>53602615
The squozzle came home to roost

[Anonymous No.53602716]

This is your last reminder to buy CHGG puts. You will not be reminded again.

[Anonymous No.53602717]

>>53602605
EYEBROWS

[Anonymous No.53602726]

>>53602605
Def would

[Anonymous No.53602732]

What kind of person buys a stock that is up 100% for the day

[Anonymous No.53602741]

I'm already up 37% on the BBBY
heems are coming

[Anonymous No.53602747]

>>53602732
somebody that just buys that day. I can think of many reasons

[Anonymous No.53602750]

>>53602732
Stocktwit users

[Anonymous No.53602753]

>>53602732
SLURP!

[Anonymous No.53602759]

>>53602732
been doing that with that stupid AI stock, and it just keeps pumping more the next day anyway

[Anonymous No.53602765]

>>53602732
see >>53602741

[Anonymous No.53602772]

>>53602580
both nasdaq and spy do not Include dividends. Dax does include dividends.

Same thing with nikkei, japanese market is actually crazy if people know t look DIVIDEND NIKKEI

[Anonymous No.53602775]

The funny thing is if you want to trade options in order to "short" BBBY — since borrow rates on actual shares to short are probably terrible and most brokers would not have shares to short — is actually to sell put spreads.

The when the stock goes down, the put IV deflates suddenly, so the puts lose all their value despite the stock going down. And you're not exposed to upside tails risk since youre not selling calls on a meme stock squeeze

[Anonymous No.53602779]

>>53602732

[Anonymous No.53602786]

>>53602732
Volatility junkies

[Anonymous No.53602792]

>>53602642
This, sadly. There's no reason for things to change now that they can just print votes at the last minute and the GOP does dick about it. Democrat presidents for eternity and once DC and PR get statehood it's game over for everything
>2nd amendment
>1st amendment too
>mandatory transgender surgery for infants
>mandatory interracial breeding program
>gas stove ban
>gas car ban
>every neighborhood is now section 8
>ban on all private education
>minarets every 2 blocks with call to prayer 5 times daily
People who are going to be the most hurt are new landowners who think anyone is going to want to live in the USA in 30 years

[Anonymous No.53602804]

>>53602483
Dividends are useless for most people. The guy shilling dividends just wants less volatility in the market.

[Anonymous No.53602810]

>>53602654
It's all mechanical. Strictly speaking if there are more buyers than sellers, the price goes up.
Doesn't matter if its for a tulip or a stock.
Short squeezes are nothing new

[Anonymous No.53602824]

>>53602643
nah it's just a different way to color the bars.

https://school.stockcharts.com/doku.php?id=chart_analysis:elder_impulse_system

>>53602657
That's just the Williams %R. I set up two of them at 72 and 288. I use it as a stochastic.


>>53602652
After the gap down after new years I was targeting ~2.5/mmBTU in natty gas. Which was roughly CL / NG = 30 (with oil ranging between 70-80). So it could just V bottom here if there's a catalyst or we're just going into a longer range. Natty Gas is a volatile fucker though so you can skin a cat many ways. Day trade & swing trade while you wait is what I do.

[Anonymous No.53602830]

>>53602652
just buy when it's under $2.00

[Anonymous No.53602831]

>>53602775
I've got rekt so hard before trying to do those vega plays on situations like this. Seems like a descent enough idea at first, but yea, no thanks. Good luck though

[Anonymous No.53602847]

>>53602831
That's why you always buy wings (OTM options) to hedge away tail risk on vega spreads. Trust me, I've learned the hard way lol im not some fedora tipper trying to convince everyone i know what is right because im smarter than the rest

[Anonymous No.53602854]

>>53602566
He feels bad when he sees other people who have any money at all.

[Anonymous No.53602874]

>>53602529
All taxes are nonconsensual.

[Anonymous No.53602875]

>>53602502
Based. Fuck corpos inflating the economy.

[Anonymous No.53602886]

>>53602772
>SPY does not include dividends
huh?

>Div Frequency
>Quarterly
>Div Rate (TTM)
>$6.32
>Yield (TTM)
>1.53%

[Anonymous No.53602894]

AMC and GME joining in the party now

[Anonymous No.53602914]

What's the play this week? I've been disconnected all day.

[Anonymous No.53602923]

>>53602657
What wti to gas regime is 'bullish'? And why

[Anonymous No.53602927]

BBBY, do your impersonation of David Caruso's Career!

[Anonymous No.53602928]

>>53602914
BOIL is due for a turnaround. Due!

[Anonymous No.53602930]

>>53602914
stocks are probably going to zero

[Anonymous No.53602932]

>>53602914
wait for tomorrow speech unless you want to gamble

[Anonymous No.53602933]

>>53602928
yes, next year

[Anonymous No.53602936]

>>53602529
well someone like warren buffett do not like dividends for that reason he prefers
buybacks. i it may be buybacks push stock prices stronger high than paying dividends as Cta's and other algos may catch price going up by buybacks and so on


>>53602886
look spy total return index for dividend reinvested version, it rarely goes even down a signifant amount

[Anonymous No.53602944]

>>53602923
Meant for
>>53602824

[Anonymous No.53602945]

These astroturfed threads suck and get worse every day while the opposite is true for the Gamestop general, which would make me think, if I didn't already know (((why))).

[Anonymous No.53602963]

>>53602580
i cant wait 40 fucking years to make it

[Anonymous No.53602964]

>>53602930
Nah, we change Fed leadership before then.

[Anonymous No.53602968]

>>53602642
i still dont know how you retards still dont see that the problem is not immigrants

immigrants > permapoor black people, immigrants > permapoor crackers

[Anonymous No.53602971]

>>53602963
>>53602945
Link two or bust, only choice.

[Anonymous No.53602973]

>>53602894
shorts gonna need another bailout if this continues

[Anonymous No.53602975]

Who's still selling?

[Anonymous No.53602983]

Love my NVDA and AMD puts. Thanks for buying at 90 p/e baggies

[Anonymous No.53602987]

INTCels, you beclown yourselves. I'm sure you're coping with your losses by convincing yourself that you're a "long term investor", but INTC is fucking itself by defending its dividend.

[Anonymous No.53602990]

Can someone post a pic of upcoming earnings

[Anonymous No.53602999]

>>53602964
Rates take a long time to take effect, that's why fed funds rate rarely stays flat.
a new leader won't save us

[Anonymous No.53603000]

Hello sers my x10 leverage gas short got heemed.

Thank me for playing.

[Anonymous No.53603005]

>>53602847
Well also, isn't there risk of the ticker changing on that due to some restructure or buyout or merger or whatever, then you have these weird ass option fractions and shit to deal with as well?

[Anonymous No.53603011]

>>53602975
you?

[Anonymous No.53603013]

>>53602772
I've heard of this, Japs basically rely on divvies for returns because of their crabbing markets

[Anonymous No.53603017]

>>53602990
its published here https://twitter.com/eWhispers

[Anonymous No.53603020]

>>53602973
My puts haven't budged.

[Anonymous No.53603022]

>>53602987
My teacher told me that in the aftermath of a nuclear war, only two things would be left roaming the earth: roaches and INTC's stupid dividend

[Anonymous No.53603024]

>>53602930
>>53602932
Gonna buy some puts, thanks.

[Anonymous No.53603028]

>>53602968
Please spend half an hour talking to the folks wading across the Rio Grande, you Heritage Foundation dip.

[Anonymous No.53603029]

>>53603000
shorting is a good idea but I would not do it with 10x for sure

[Anonymous No.53603030]

>>53602923
>>53602944

when Putin invaded we went into the bullish extreme closer to 10. The average ratio is 17, and the bearish is 30+. We're at ~30 now. There have been moments that it has went beyond 30 (a natty gas version of when Crude went negative at the onset of COVID lockdowns).


>"The oil-to-gas ratio, or level at which oil trades compared with gas, dropped to 12-to-1 on Friday. So far in 2022, crude has traded about 17 times over gas."

>"That compares with crude’s average premium over gas of 19 times in 2021 and a five-year average (2017-2021) of 20 time."

>"On an energy equivalent basis, oil should trade only six times over gas."

>The European price, after conversion, would be ~$52/MMBtu, according to Avi Salzman of Barron's - an enormous premium to U.S. prices.

[Anonymous No.53603033]

>>53602847
I wanted to sell some OTM puts on the yearly to enjoy some IV crush but the bid-ask is so fucked kek, also pennies steamroller etc

[Anonymous No.53603039]

>>53602847
>i am not a midwit
That is this thread, yeah, no one here is intelligent, you're chasing pennies from HFTs while the worlx collapses, you're all losers

[Anonymous No.53603041]

>>53602987
Stay mad. Scooping up everything under $28 for that delicious dividend.

[Anonymous No.53603045]

>>53602987
In solidarity with those pay cuts, investors are slashing their share prices. It's really quite noble.

[Anonymous No.53603047]

>>53603017
Thanks, anon.

[Anonymous No.53603066]

>>53602964
>Krugman comes to power
You couldn't come up with a more ominous prediction if you tried

[Anonymous No.53603068]

>>53603028
>Listen to people talking about how they're the victims in the whole story
Go watch Rashomon, you woke dip.

[Anonymous No.53603073]

>>53602945
what happened is sad but really simple: after gay marriage was legalized, there were an assload of "lgbt rights" organizations - nonprofits & activists that needed a way to keep attention on them and keep donations flowing in.

so equality for regular gay people being achieved, they had to find something new to ragebait people about - thus the trans thing of the past few years. its literally just business. most liberals/progressives just got swept along with it because the organizations theyd supported and donated to for years were for it - they didnt actually examine the implications of the trans shit. but theyre starting to.

[Anonymous No.53603074]

>>53603047
Holy shit, some of those companies want to do business with me!

[Anonymous No.53603081]

>>53602987
I bought INTC on that earnings dump and sold at $30
Semis are for trading, not investment. Ponzis all the way down.
Yes, that includes SKYT

[Anonymous No.53603089]

Threadly reminder that if you expect positive returns in the limit that you should lever up. $10k in SOXL has outperformed $100k in SPY over the last decade

[Anonymous No.53603090]

>>53603011
No sir, I am a bagholder through and through.

[Anonymous No.53603101]

>>53603039
>You are a midwit!
He literally said he learned the hard way and he is NOT smarter than everyone else.

[Anonymous No.53603108]

>>53603068
My point is that the average Squatemalan ranks at or below the "permapoor black people" and "permapoor crackers" in terms of helping the nation. >>53602968 is some retard thinking they're all Einsteins or 4.0 graduates of the University of Hyderabad.

[Anonymous No.53603111]

>>53603047
Holy shit some of these companies are headed by an elite class of multinational billionaires with no ties or loyalties!

[Anonymous No.53603122]

>>53603090
you should buy if you wont sell

[Anonymous No.53603124]

>>53603108
My bad. I read his post as Immigrants lead to permapoor crackers, not immigrants are better than.

[Anonymous No.53603131]

>>53603073
>they had to find something new to ragebait people about - thus the trans thing of the past few years
And what will they promote after troons?

[Anonymous No.53603132]

>>53603047
Holy jews

[Anonymous No.53603143]

>>53602936

Bruh don't say SPY then. SPY is an ETF ("Spider" SPDR). "SPX" or "S&P500 Index" is what you want to say


If you wanted to say SPY vs IVV that would have been more clear

[Anonymous No.53603145]

someone redpill me on CELH

[Anonymous No.53603147]

>>53603111
It's known to happen

[Anonymous No.53603156]

>>53603089
they should make a SOXXXL with 10x leverage

[Anonymous No.53603157]

>>53603108
the american south is filled with lazy shit for brainses who havent made anything of themselves in two hundred years

someone with the drive & work ethic to troop all the way up here from guatemala can have all the mississippi swampland they like imo

[Anonymous No.53603164]

>>53602579
I feel bad that he privated/deleted his linkedin because of it

[Anonymous No.53603173]

>>53603101
It's a humble brag, God can tell.

[Anonymous No.53603179]

Could someone explain me how it benefits the US having it´s currency weaker than the euro?

[Anonymous No.53603191]

>>53602502
"""Moderate""" Joe Biden everyone

[Anonymous No.53603194]

>>53603145
Someone saw a screencap of monster in 1995 when it was $.20 and a $10,000 investment turned into $5,000,000 today. They think that Celsius at $100 is like getting in on monster at $.20 for whatever reason

[Anonymous No.53603200]

Just went long on FAZE (616), BTB (154) and DRIP (161), got my tp and sl in place, and now we just wait

[Anonymous No.53603204]

>>53603157
Do that and next generation you've spawned 10 of them wondering why they don't just vote themselves more welfare. We have seen this doom loop play out before. You have no excuse for this naivete post-Reagan.

[Anonymous No.53603220]

>buy BOIL whenever it's below 5
It cannot be this easy can it

[Anonymous No.53603223]

>>53603179
>Weak currency
>Makes buying US goods cheaper for foreign markets
>US experiences trade surplus, stronger economy, line goes up

[Anonymous No.53603226]

>>53603090
Somebody call up HD and tell them I don't appreciate it being such a shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.53603230]

>>53603173
"I learned this from experience, don't do this thing I did, it's bad!" is not a humblebrag

[Anonymous No.53603236]

>>53603147
THEY WOULDN'T DO THAT CHUDS! CONSPIRACIES DONT EXIST. NOBODY ON EARTH WOULD EVER CONSPIRE, PLAN, PLOT, SCHEME, HAVE AN AGENDA, A GOAL, HAVE A MEETING, EVER!

EVERYTHING IS JUST RANDOM AND HAPPENS FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON.

STUFF JUST HAPPENS BY COMPLETE ACCIDENT SCHOZOOOOOS

MEDS NOW

[Anonymous No.53603240]

Slurping more ARKK and Nvidia at these delicious discount prices. Thank you for allowing me a cheaper entry, bobochuds.

[Anonymous No.53603239]

>>53603143
spx and spy are totally the same thing in casual talk. you are completely missing the point they are not showing you Total returns as that specific ETF do not reinvest

[Anonymous No.53603254]

>>53602502
Biden once again being based

[Anonymous No.53603256]

Carl "corporate raider" Icahn is suing BBBY for petty change. This is one of the pillars of his aggressive acquisition styles and may explain the price action today. It's happening.

[Anonymous No.53603263]

It’s over.

[Anonymous No.53603264]

>>53603240
kek baggie

[Anonymous No.53603270]

>>53602502
Based Biden, if he allows a bigger more delicious dip I will be able to slurp for even cheaper!

[Anonymous No.53603278]

>>53603223
makes sense, thanks

[Anonymous No.53603293]

>>53603047
4-for-4 bros how we feelin

[Anonymous No.53603296]

>>53603263
if i was jpowell id hike 100 points every time

[Anonymous No.53603301]

>>53603263
DAMP EET

[Anonymous No.53603303]

>>53603263
Ye old bait and switch, classic fed dabbing on wallstreet

[Anonymous No.53603304]

>>53603263
Bullish, the quicker they break shit the faster we get more QE and a V shaped recovery to SPX 5000+.

[Anonymous No.53603306]

>>53603239

that's why I said SPY vs. IVV. Clarity in explaining things matters. I never say SPY when meaning SPX, nor QQQ when saying Nasdaq-100 or Nasdaq-Composite:


>Barclay’s iShares, a leading ETF provider, offers IVV as a way to track the S&P 500. The open-end structure of IVV gives the portfolio manager more freedom. For instance, IVV can loan shares and receive interest. IVV is not required to hold all 500 of the underlying stocks in the index, although it usually does. The fund can also use an optimization approach to best represent the index. All these freedoms allow IVV to reduce the cost of operation to investors. The most important difference between IVV from SPY is that as dividends are earned by the underlying equities, IVV reinvest them into the index until they are to be paid out quarterly. This will increase the return in an upward moving market or the opposite in a downward market.

[Anonymous No.53603307]

>>53603270
Honestly yes.
>corporations donate 100s of millions of dollars to Democrats to get them elected
>Democrats turn around and stab them in the back
It's actually kind of based.

[Anonymous No.53603310]

>>53603270
he will just rally the richest man in the US to support the republican race for the elections

[Anonymous No.53603320]

>>53603164
lmaooooo lil nigga couldn't handle the fame. This is why you don't name/tripfag.

[Anonymous No.53603324]

>>53603263
Didn't Bostic admit to committing insider trading?

[Anonymous No.53603327]

>>53603131
spamfiltered kek. i shouldnt be ranting in this thread anyway

[Anonymous No.53603328]

>>53603263
Bostic also said that about the most recent hike. That said the market is still gambling on bankrupt shitcos so maybe financial conditions do need more tightening kek

[Anonymous No.53603332]

>>53603263
I thought seeing CVNA hit 25 would be the fat lady singing, but I guess it was BBBY hitting 7.

Good luck Mumus. Powell's gonna bring it home for the bobos tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.53603333]

>>53603256
What a bonkers day in BBBY holy shit

[Anonymous No.53603337]

>>53603310
Well the Koch brothers already said they won't back trump so there's that. Don't know if they will back desantis or not

[Anonymous No.53603338]

>>53603278
Only works with lack of exports if we have the world reserve currency though.

[Anonymous No.53603342]

>>53603081
That was a solid trade, congrats! I went short at $30.88 last Friday, so we're both winners.

[Anonymous No.53603351]

>>53603337
>brothers
Anon...

[Anonymous No.53603355]

>>53603263
The global economy is governed by trolling.

[Anonymous No.53603359]

>>53603204
if youre taking in immigrants theres at least a good chance that many of them will maintain work ethic into future generations.

the current inhabitants of the desolate south are people who have already failed to make it out generation after generation. the rates of people on disability payments, food stamps, other benefits in these places are already insane.

if youre a conservative you should at least support replacing black people with any other immigrants as no group votes as D as black people

[Anonymous No.53603361]

>>53603256
source?

[Anonymous No.53603362]

>>53602394
So... what's up witht heo OTC share farmers at it again?

Literally the lasst 48 hourse spent buying shit ill probably sell for a loss and uttuerly purging and I mean purging every last fucking bottom of the barrell shit NO-FINS OTC shit stain ticker.

Now for the good part with some nior bad parts in between,

What the fuck is going on?
Who really allows billions of billions of fucking goddamn shares in the otc? but votes, we can't count them. Too hard xDDDDD

[Anonymous No.53603365]

>they didn't buy BBBY at 1.46 per
Fucking idiots

[Anonymous No.53603377]

>>53603365
It's not a big deal, it's going to be cheaper than that soon.

[Anonymous No.53603379]

>>53603365
post a screenshot of your position

[Anonymous No.53603381]

>>53603307
Billionaires set up trusts, shell corps, offshore accounts, teams of attorneys and accoutsnts, etc and write all the loopholes. They won't be effected like you think, and somehow it will just hit middle income people the most, just like the switcheroo from when the IRS first got sold to the plebs to begin with

[Anonymous No.53603386]

>>53603359
>the current inhabitants of the desolate south are people who have already failed to make it out generation after generation. the rates of people on disability payments, food stamps, other benefits in these places are already insane.
Don't be racist

[Anonymous No.53603404]

>>53603359
The nigger population is balanced enough and the people who remain sensible enough that those states vote red.

>if youre a conservative you should at least support replacing black people with any other immigrants as no group votes as D as black people
Sure, get me a 1:1 swap of blacks to Liberia for a globally auctioned green card. And while we're in fantasy land, throw in getting me a blowjob from Sadie Sink.

If you're a conservative, you should ground your thinking in reality and facts. Which suggest that your hatred of the South is focusing on the completely wrong thing.

[Anonymous No.53603409]

>>53603000
Anybody initiating a short on natgas, now, needs to never trade again.

[Anonymous No.53603419]

>>53603359
>if youre taking in immigrants theres at least a good chance that many of them will maintain work ethic into future generations.
Have you not seen 2nd+ generation Latino immigrant children? Full of Chicano Latinx La Raza goyslop and can't even speak Spanish at all.

[Anonymous No.53603420]

>>53603381
No shit, income tax was the same way
Better hope McCarthy shuts the fuck up about the fair tax because we'll end up with an income tax and national VAT like the UK (and state level VATs for good measure)

[Anonymous No.53603421]

>>53603306
no, ivv does is not total return at least anymore. i have no idea where you get that info

spy, spx, ivv are all non-total return etf's or indecies

[Anonymous No.53603430]

>>53603361
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1t4OrIHZcV7Lo6pg099hbEFXOwLbC81fO/view

[Anonymous No.53603431]

So do BBBY shorts cover by buying back stock thats up over 50%, in a company ready to go bankrupt? Or do they cover another short to raise funds to meet requirements and hope it doesn't go full blown GME?

[Anonymous No.53603436]

>>53603342
Not bad. I sold most of my tech shit Thursday on that final retard pump, but didn't have the balls to flip short.

[Anonymous No.53603448]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.53603465]

>>53603448
Not checking

[Anonymous No.53603467]

>mfw I realize my parents most likely divorced because of the stock market crash in 1987

[Anonymous No.53603472]

>market also have work break.

fuck this gay economy

[Anonymous No.53603474]

>>53603386
its like 60/40 white/black people who are like this

>>53603404
to be honest what i care about more is that immigrants of all kinds are currently moving to cities, and pricing out black people because the immigrants actually work. theres some really funny stuff going on in harlem corrently, where some local politicans have basically gone full black nationalist b/c they cant deal with the fact that hispanics & asians are pushing black people out

this is the most effective possible way of curing ghettos. statistiics show that black people have actually been net returning to the south for the first time since like 1930. as an urban dweller who's very tired of black nonsense and has no plans to ever go to the south, this is perfect imo

[Anonymous No.53603477]

>>53603448
15% up for the day

[Anonymous No.53603480]

>>53603467
Better than counting 9 months back from your birthday and wondering if there were any "special days" around that time.

[Anonymous No.53603486]

>>53602394
aaahh to work from home.
I spent the first half of my day just doing research on stocks and then went on some calls and now, with one hour to go I am already buzzed with 10oz of craft beer in muh belly. and to think there are wagies out there right now flipping burgers for min wage or carrying cunt pads to twats and making less than min wage on certain days.


If I had more patience and emotional control, I would be beating the market by a good 50% a year, but hey, at least I ain't a wagie.

[Anonymous No.53603496]

>>53603430
interesting. I still think Icahn will likely chimp out and try to underbuy BBBY because he knows he'll be able to (which is bad for shareholders).

This reminds me of the Redbox situation.

[Anonymous No.53603504]

>>53603467
Fuck, mine divorced around that time too.
This fucking clown world man. The faggot lost generation started it but we (meaning gen xyza) will have to end it

[Anonymous No.53603511]

>>53603420
And the Internal Revenue Code is 80,000+ PAGES long, nobody has ever read it cover to cover. What's another 2000 pages added in, right? I hate the government so fucking much it's unreal bro

[Anonymous No.53603522]

>>53603480
It would be easier to count 3 months forward instead...

[Anonymous No.53603524]

>>53603381
That's the game they've been playing for 50 years now.
There's a reason the wealth gap only grows wider.

[Anonymous No.53603539]

>removed stock charts from my phone

[Anonymous No.53603541]

I bought SG calls because I think the market isn't correctly pricing in the volatility it'll see on CMG and YUM earnings. It's a shit co (incredible how an overpriced salad chain is still unprofitable), but there was a rumor a couple months out of a buyout too.

[Anonymous No.53603542]

>>53603522
You aren't born in 3 months anon

[Anonymous No.53603556]

>>53603524
And the mindless sheep goyim will vote Democrat because they promised to close the wealth gap

[Anonymous No.53603558]

>>53603359
>no group votes as D as black people
Literally every minority does. Half of them are sub-IQ morons who believe the Democrat lie that if you don't vote for the D party, Democracy will literally end, and that lasts for generations.

[Anonymous No.53603562]

>financial conditions have tightened

[Anonymous No.53603567]

>>53603448
>XLB: -1.1%
>XLC: -1.23%
>XLE: -0.37%
>XLF: -0.05%
>XLI: -0.19%
>XLK: -1.18%
>XLP: 0.14%
>XLRE: -0.68%
>XLU: 0.88%
>XLV: -0.57%
>XLY: -0.16%

>Me: 2.54%
>YTD: 1.58%
Was up like 4% at the peak but I'll take it.

[Anonymous No.53603574]

BOILchads, the reversal is here

[Jealous No.53603582]

Was this coffee poisoned?

[Anonymous No.53603587]

>>53603522
Yes, except then you want to adjust back for certain year-specific events like famous blackouts or storms.

[Anonymous No.53603588]

>>53603467
Didn't the 87 crash happen for basically no reason too? Kek

[Anonymous No.53603591]

lmao Chegg

[Anonymous No.53603592]

>>53603542
But it would still be easier to count forward 3 months then go back one year...

[Anonymous No.53603606]

lmao Pintrest

[Anonymous No.53603607]

>>53603467
i think there were some suicides in 1987 following the crash so could been worse

[Anonymous No.53603612]

>>53603524
Yep and that brings me to our monthly REMINDER:
Both the Federal Reserve and the IRS were both set up in 1913. This was not a coincidence

[Anonymous No.53603618]

>>53603588
Yes lol, its why circut breakers were introduced

[Anonymous No.53603620]

>>53603612
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.53603628]

>>53603620
Calm down, don't get your dilator in a knot.

[Anonymous No.53603629]

>>53603558
youre quite wrong. ironically white people are getting more democratic while everyone else is getting more republican. but latinos are getting more republican very quickly.

[Anonymous No.53603633]

>>53603474
This happened in formerly black enclaves of Los Angeles too.
Compton is like 90% mexican now.

[Anonymous No.53603649]

oh shit, i bought vfc and didnt realize their earnings thing was tomorrow. pray

[Anonymous No.53603650]

>>53603618
>market goes up 40% for no reason, no one blinks
>retraces for the same reason, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BAN IT

[Anonymous No.53603660]

>>53603620
It's finance not politics, but thanks janny

[Anonymous No.53603670]

>>53603649
>The North Face
I still have my fleece jacket from college. Still going strong.

[Anonymous No.53603673]

Anon posted this a few nights ago. How can you tell that JXN was hedged against interest rates? Is that in their 8-K/10-K filings, or...?

[Anonymous No.53603685]

>>53603660
Federal reserve conspiracies are antisemitic trash, not finance. The Fed is part of the US government, literally has a .gov website and it's called the FEDERAL reserve.

[Anonymous No.53603691]

>>53603588
>Didn't the 87 crash happen for basically no reason too? Kek
No, it was the first flash crash. Algos have ruled the markets since and it's turned into a giant casino.
>It is thought that the cause of the crash was program-driven trading models that followed a portfolio insurance strategy, in tandem with investor panic.

[Anonymous No.53603698]

>>53603685
>The Fed is part of the US government
Good bait

[Anonymous No.53603705]

>>53603685
>The Fed is part of the US government
False.
It's a private organisation owned by its members: the biggest banks. It is not owned by the government, only its directors are appointed and voted on by politicians.

[Anonymous No.53603709]

PetMeds bros... our pets will never be cured...

[Anonymous No.53603712]

>>53603670
Bearish

[Anonymous No.53603723]

>>53603620
>The Fed isn't /biz/
dilate.

[Anonymous No.53603728]

>>53603660
It's both. Taxes may be political but there's a functional financial impact on how much money you save and the optimal strategies available to you.

[Anonymous No.53603730]

>>53603685
Yes, we all used to think that at first. But if you have any intelligence, you will eventually come to the conclusion that everything you just said is incorrect

[Anonymous No.53603736]

>>53603582
GLOWNIGGERS LEAVE

[Anonymous No.53603739]

>>53603448
Down 1.5%, but most of that was on opening, so not good but not terrible.

[Anonymous No.53603743]

>>53603448
-1.40%

[Anonymous No.53603746]

>>53602394
Historically it was normal for parents to invest in the success of their unborn descendants, by helping their kids. Only in Weimerica did the boomers fail to help their kids during their precious formative years, costing them tens of thousands they would have otherwise made if they had better parents, forcing the less-awful tier of boomer to prop up their kids in their 20s/30s. Zoomers are the same, since Gen Xers adopted boomer mentalities as they got older.

[Anonymous No.53603748]

>CHGG
I tried to tell you, but you didn't listen

[Anonymous No.53603750]

>>53602519
WGMI

[Anonymous No.53603756]

>>53603685
>Federal reserve conspiracies are antisemitic trash, not finance
But anon no one mentioned jews

[Anonymous No.53603763]

>>53603685
I didn't know the Fed was Jewish?

[Anonymous No.53603764]

>>53603730
>>53603723
>>53603698
>>53603705
Lots of conspiratorial bobochuds replying, massive buy signal. I'll be adding to my ARKK even more than usual this week.

[Anonymous No.53603774]

>53603764
0/8

[Anonymous No.53603777]

leave scoops alone, he a good boy he dindu nuffin

[Anonymous No.53603786]

>>53603709
>MOODY'S DOWNGRADES 1-800-PET-MEDS TO 1-700-PET-MEDS

[Anonymous No.53603794]

>>53603685
You sound like that pornhub executive screeching that pushing incest porn is definitely not a Jewish conspiracy to destroy family values.

[Anonymous No.53603795]

the panic of 1907 happens every few years

[Anonymous No.53603797]

>ATVI is still at a 31% discount to Microsoft's buyout price
are people seriously worried that it'll be blocked?

[Anonymous No.53603798]

>>53603712
it is honestly. (un)fortunately they make their stuff cheaper and worse every year. could it be a bad strategy to make your branded stuff indistinguishable in quality from walmart's store brand? no...that couldn't ever have consequences.

[Anonymous No.53603799]

>>53603474
>BRO CIV NAT LMAO
I want to take people like you and dump you in monterrey.

[Anonymous No.53603800]

>>53603748
>-21%
Holy guacamole. Please tell me you bet some of your DraftKings money on that.

[Anonymous No.53603802]

>>53603685
oh hello govt plant

[Anonymous No.53603804]

It's over. Stocks will never go up again.

[Anonymous No.53603806]

>>53603746
You're right but boomers think anyone under 40 is a millenial, I wouldn't be surprised it the article is talking about older Gen Z
I mean in fairness anyone over 30 is also a boomer to young people so there you go

[Anonymous No.53603809]

>>53603794
There quite literally isn't an incest porn push, stepsister/stepbrother porn isn't incest. Incest has a very clear definition involving siblings, you pilpuling kike.

[Anonymous No.53603811]

>>53603467
>>53603588
>anon's life was ruined and there was NO FUCKING NEWS to justify it
36 years of trauma and he didn't even get some juicy divvies.

[Anonymous No.53603815]

>>53603777
He gettin' his channel togetha, designin' them systems.

[Anonymous No.53603821]

>>53603809
>if i put the magic word step in front of the other words, its as if they dont mean anything at all

[Anonymous No.53603827]

>>53603821
Words have meanings, nice pilpul attempt though jew.

[Anonymous No.53603832]

>>53603809
>Saying all of those words instead of posting some
Do you even have any worth?

[Anonymous No.53603838]

>>53603809
That's the funny thing, she didn't deny that there was an artificial trend on it, only that it was antisemitic to mention it.
Mind you, nobody at all mentioned the J-word in that conversation at all.

[Anonymous No.53603840]

>>53603799
look, are hispanics my favorite kind of immigrant? no. i think we should be opening the doors as wide as we can to any asian or indian people that can afford a plane ticket. but ill take hispanic over black or blacked-white every day of the week

[Anonymous No.53603844]

>>53603806
>I mean in fairness anyone over 30 is also a boomer to young people so there you go
That's only because zoomers are literal retards raised by internet memes kek.

[Anonymous No.53603853]

>>53603806
Anyone under 40 is a millennial (or a zoom zoom)

[Anonymous No.53603855]

>>53603800
You bet your ass I did.

[Anonymous No.53603857]

>>53603809
I jack off a lot and you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.53603868]

>>53603748
Pretty good, those are gonna print tomorrow.
I dont play earnings though, how did you know?

[Anonymous No.53603870]

>>53603857
Those are the most obvious trannies I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.53603871]

>top retail inflows
also known as a "top things to short" as retail is retarded

[Anonymous No.53603875]

>>53603827
yeah words have meanings. thats why they put BROTHER and SISTER in there. then they put step in there as a thin veil of decency.

everyone knows the actors arent actually related. if the lurid shock value of incest wasnt being utilized here, they would call them roommates or whatever the fuck.

next youll be trying to tell me lolicon r34 "isnt technically pedophilia"

[Anonymous No.53603876]

>>53603870
You are once again wrong.

[Anonymous No.53603883]

leaf bros, what do you put your TFSA in? I have 60k to dump in mine but since you can't actively trade out of it I don't really know what to put it into

[Anonymous No.53603884]

>>53603871
Useful. Sauce?

[Anonymous No.53603891]

>>53603797
At this point that's the expectation. The slim possibility of merger approval is an upside bonus.

[Anonymous No.53603898]

>>53603876
The one on the right doesn't even come close to passing, faggot.
>>53603875
You're jewish, pilpul doesn't work on me.

[Anonymous No.53603914]

>everyone going short because muh JPOW
you're all fucked haha

[Anonymous No.53603917]

>>53603884
it's a report from Vanda Research which zero hedge posted on Twitter.
>>53603891
that's so surprising. the company is GIGA fucked if they don't get bought out though.

[Anonymous No.53603919]

>>53603871
this is basically /smg/

[Anonymous No.53603920]

>>53603898
i am often mistaken for jewish even by jewish people but i am not in fact jewish

[Anonymous No.53603927]

>>53603811
You don't even know the half of it.

[Anonymous No.53603928]

>>53602582
During 2021, Democrats were ready to behead anyone who chose not to get vaccinated. Now the Orthus variant is spreading at ever increasing rates, but only 18% of eligible American adults have gotten the booster for it. It's pathetic. 100% "I support the current thing!" We shut down the entire planet for these people, and as soon as they got tired of it, they completely stopped following their hard line beliefs. Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.53603929]

>>53603914
check p/c ratios retard. everybody is long

[Anonymous No.53603933]

>>53603898
You mind is so warped by porn you think every woman on the internet is actually a man in drag. Get help.

[Anonymous No.53603934]

>>53603763
Ni it's actually Welsh

[Anonymous No.53603943]

>>53603929
Bulls are ALWAYS the minority, victim and contrarian no matter what. They kind of act like jews now that I think about it.

[Anonymous No.53603953]

>>53603871
>Going into SOXS and away from SOXL
Looks like baggies might come out even

[Anonymous No.53603957]

>>53603933
I don't watch porn, I'm on no fap and semen retention.

[Anonymous No.53603958]

>>53603933
>Defending a prostitute

[Anonymous No.53603965]

>>53603943
check the p/c ratios instead of being a CaPslOcK yid

[Anonymous No.53603967]

>>53603958
It's not so much defending whores; it's about dunking on internet niggers who are incorrect.

>>53603957
lol ok General Ripper.

[Anonymous No.53603968]

This divergence has been building for almost a month. DJA has a higher high because of the $TRAN component. However, UTIL and INDU are not following same path.

[Anonymous No.53603978]

I'm getting fucking wrecked. I've nearly lost all of my gains from the last year

[Anonymous No.53603981]

>>53603968
>TRAN

[Anonymous No.53603982]

>>53603967
he won't get the reference, dude is a turbo midwit

[Anonymous No.53603988]

>>53603978
cool. made all loses back in 2 weeks, no pun intended

[Anonymous No.53603992]

>>53603978
Well what have you been doing? What are your bags?

[Anonymous No.53603993]

>>53603978
stop trading and start investing

[Anonymous No.53603997]

>>53603965
Yeah he's saying that after 5 weeks of being 'up' the market is going to retrace 'down' but /smg/ bulls are bafflingly all permabulls all the time and say we're gonna go up-er for another 50 weeks, because we just have to okay?

[Anonymous No.53604007]

>>53603943
the bear cries out in pain as he strikes you

[Anonymous No.53604011]

>>53603997
The market is forward looking. retarce yes, crash, there is no reason for a sell off, and if there is no reason for a sell off, the bulls are on the wheel. A look at Australia, their index is a whorehair away from ath

[Anonymous No.53604034]

How long does it take for funds to go thru on TD Ameritrade? I can see the money in my account but it won't let me anything saying there's a hold.

[Anonymous No.53604044]

>>53603928
Because all the boosters mislabeled vaccine doesn't prevent you from catching Covid. Just about everyone I know, vaccine or not has caught Covid 2 + times now.

[Anonymous No.53604056]

how many more weeks was it until the market goes to zero? two? yeah thats reasonable, two more weeks sounds about right

[Anonymous No.53604078]

>>53604034
Depends on the size. I think first 10k is typically available immediately, and the rest 3-5 days. You can check their own faqs page on this.

[Anonymous No.53604084]

>>53604078
I deposited $5,000 and it won't let me buy.

[Anonymous No.53604088]

>>53604056
Good job, you figured it out

[Anonymous No.53604091]

>>53604084
Might be an issue with your bank? My funds are always available right away.

[Anonymous No.53604092]

>>53604056
I believe it

[Anonymous No.53604098]

>>53604091
Fucking gay reeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.53604189]

>>53604011
>markets are near ATH in bad conditions
>bullish!

[Anonymous No.53604200]

>Powell speaks at 9:40 tomorrow
What a fucking weird ass time

[Anonymous No.53604204]

>>53604189
what bad conditions? More people work, for less.

[Anonymous No.53604209]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.53604226]

>>53603993
I thought we were all gambloooors here?

[Anonymous No.53604247]

>>53604200
12:40 Eastern, PSTanon. But yes, 40 minutes after is weird.

[Anonymous No.53604268]

>>53604204
And they have less to spend

[Anonymous No.53604273]

I am not a fan of crab days

[Anonymous No.53604284]

>>53604274
>>53604274
>>53604274

[Anonymous No.53604291]

>>53604226
Sure, but you bank your winnings.

[Anonymous No.53604314]

>>53604268
Bad for subscription based shit services and luxury brands. Great for generic consumer stables and discretionary as gambling and other sin industries

[Anonymous No.53604383]

>>53603612
while this book is still biased against the fed, it is still interesting and has a lot of history

[Anonymous No.53604463]

>>53604314
If you let me know where I can invest in whorehouses, I would appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.53604921]

recession will start this year. bear market will be over when oil dumps even more.

[Anonymous No.53605617]

>>53604463
Best you can do is RICK

[Anonymous No.53606506]

>>53602792
Where should you go to get out of the US? Name one country that would take you that’s better than the US in 30 years.