Which of these would you pick for $10,000,00?

[Anonymous No.53596535]

1:
>gang banged on camera and it gets uploaded to major pornsites

2:
>500cm2 of shit. You have to eat it by spoon.

3:
>for the rest of your life, you are permanently on call to come give a blowjob. It can happen at any time, and you must do it

[Anonymous No.53596553]

>>53596535
None of them. Even for 100 billion dollars. Also sage

[Anonymous No.53596554]

>>53596535

There has been a slight revision. It is 500ml of shit. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.53596685]

#1 but by big tittied JAV stars

[Anonymous No.53596689]

>>53596685

Unfortunately, it must be by several men without women involved

[Anonymous No.53596765]

>>53596535
Gang bang obviously

[Anonymous No.53596800]

>>53596535
why would i degrade myself for money the fed is printing out of thin air? i can make it myself and have a clear conscience and be proud of myself. this kind of money isn't worth it.

[Anonymous No.53596865]

>>53596535
but you're already doing all 3 for free, silly opie

[Anonymous No.53596871]

>>53596535
>500cm2
Why Europeans such a mess?

[Anonymous No.53596890]

>>53596535
I would pay 10,000 to have all 3 done to me

[Anonymous No.53596893]

>>53596535
2 is the obvious pick:
>500cm^2 of shit
>2D figure of shit
>literally not tangible in a 3D space as 3D creatures

[Anonymous No.53596902]

>>53596535
Gangbang.
I can wear a mask so nobody recognizes me.

[Anonymous No.53596907]

>>53596893

Its meant to be 500ml or 500cm3 however, due to my typo i will allow you to instead eat 500cm2 however, this will simply mean it is spread as thin as possible over this surface area and it must be consumed

[Sage No.53596941]

10.000.00 is just 10k? 500cm2 of shit? Fuck off retard, stop making these dumb threads when you can't even spell.