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>Basic Information
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
>Failure to deliver

>SEC 10-K Annual report
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions

>All other news/DDs/etc
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>53581168

As always:
>sneed hedgies

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Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.


GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.


Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,050.063B, 101P = 20.298B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,041.217B, 103P = 19.818B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
>Web3 Games open on Marketplace
>FY22 Q3 Earnings 8-K/10-Q

>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

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>> No.53591915

Emajuun being dickshitar and rimjabbi having to coordinate fud and stroke eachothers dicks in an attempt to establish some form of presence like a couple of glow in the dark niggers. i look forward to buying the site, gathering their personal information, and extraditing them for acts of rico.

>> No.53591922

What are the financial implications of having a zero reserve banking system?

>> No.53591923

the first thing i will do post-MOASS is minceraft Cohen for making me wait over two years

buying 4chan is a pretty based post-MOASS plan too

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Threadly reminder that GME baggies got BTFO by Kenny

>> No.53592061

nice cult baggots
the squeeze already happened

>> No.53592062

Rent free in Kenny's thoughts

>> No.53592075

Thanks for the free money dumb fuck, best year on record.

>> No.53592079

By posting in this thread you denounce Hinduism and Islam and proclaim Jesus Christ as your lord and savior.

>> No.53592087

After MOASS, I’m going to establish a scholarship program for LGBTQ+/people of color etc for law degrees, packing the courts with people with morals and different life experiences from the rich.

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If you want a vision of life after MOASS, watch nekopara. A one world government with brainchip rfid tracking and government culling of escaped unregistered waifus. This is the future gamers have chosen.

>> No.53592139

I am making so much money on options

>> No.53592138

Hey Keith, you ITT? I have something really important I need to tell you

>> No.53592161

Selling/buying CCs or what?

>> No.53592173

It’s actually true though. The Implied Volatility is insane and because the stock price is so cheap it's the best wheel trade going on right now.

>> No.53592225

I have thousands of shares so I do sell some weekly CCs to the degens as a way to mitigate some risk and lower my cost basis. I haven't had much luck buying calls though, but I might do it again. I'm expecting a run up in March.

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Do we have an estimate as to how many people RC is going to kill this week?

>> No.53592263

At least me. Also, checked.

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At least six million.

>> No.53592279

By his own hand or just deaths that he is responsible for?

>> No.53592302

Fuck off bvttfag

>> No.53592312

imagine kicking a hornet nest and thinking you are going to get out unscathed. holy shit its on.

>> No.53592369
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Hedgies will throw them self from ledgies!

>> No.53592458

Straight from Disneyland to Wall street.

>> No.53592510

No offense but my mountain MOASS home is going to be more aesthetic, tranquil and comfy than all of your multiple homes combined.
Yes, and I profess that there is only one holy apostolic Church started by Jesus Christ himself and it is the Catholic Church.

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Remember, Carlito's Way.

>> No.53592540

>papal supremacist
it's actually funny still, 1000 years later

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>me in bed knowing WAGMI tomorrow

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>losing my mind
now watch picrel and imagine it employed by some of the most detested people you can think of

>> No.53592842

So true. He's not going to get away with making fun of us redditors like that!

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By God we’ll have our shares again

>> No.53593065

Kek stupid bagfaggets
Moass this year for sure amirite lmaooo

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>> No.53593084

I need to rewatch this. I remember thinking it sucked, but everyone is always raving about it so now I’m wondering if I missed something. Maybe I went into it with a shitty mindset or something

>> No.53593133

I am a long term holder ready to rope. I just think ryan cohen has wimped out and they are stringing us along waiting for inflation and the vaccine to destroy retail. Or maybe he never intended to set off the moass anyway. Nonetheless its been fucking years and the stonk is fucked. Actions speak louder then words and cohens actions are crystal clear.

>> No.53593156

Shills actually think their posts matter.


>> No.53593193

Cohen said "buckle up" at his first share holder meeting years ago. Well I've been buckled and.... nothing. A flop of an nft market place and nothing. I would have thought they'd have something somewhat profitable going on by now but all I've got is shit. Still gonna buy more and wait.

>> No.53593194

GME sisters, can we go one day without all the wagmi comfy womfy cope? Kind of faggy.

>> No.53593210

>Shills have given up an devolved into bich basterds and hostile baggie kekking
Imma buy 1 (one) more.

>> No.53593239

3 more shares DRS'D on Monday

>> No.53593304

ty alie chama

>> No.53593314

Yes thankyou. When will it be time to apply pressure to the company to pull their thumbs outta their asses and deliver value to shareholders? YEARS! Its been fucking years now. Either do your job and fix the stock or get fucked. And all you comfy holders are company shills pacifying us to death. I am not fucking comfy Ryan Cohen! I wonder what Teddy thought of chairman who are negligent in their fiduciary duties to shareholders?

>> No.53593328

Sell you faggots.

>> No.53593344
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I have $0 in my bank account rn. I've been eating at home for the last week and have to sell small amounts of GME to survive.

I would appreciate MOASS this week would be cool, Mr Cone.

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I will kill myself later on if this happens or not, so please take your time.

>> No.53593381

Get a job

>> No.53593396

>is mad at others being comfy in their journey to riches
>is mad at purely ceremonial chairman
let me guess:
you also don't like to drs shares and you love shilling options and you also think that selling gme at $10k is a must.

>> No.53593397

if you haven't been reading, then you should be pulling your hairs out from being retarded.

>> No.53593400
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Still Holding.

>> No.53593418

Nah I'd rather try and hold their feet to the fire thanks

>> No.53593420

make money by selling your labor or a service or goods of any kind. you can do it.
if you're retarded or crippled the government will give you money.

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GME will win

>> No.53593460

Why would I need a job when MOASS is coming soon?

>> No.53593523

You will probably be a major shareholder or director for dozens of companies. Not because you want to be, but parking that much money in productive assets will make you one by default.

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It's been so long. Where are all the interesting posters?

>> No.53593550

Get a job you worthless faggot

>> No.53593568

Oh look here is a company shill right now. I sm tired of carrying gamestop bags. FIX THE FUCKING STOCK!

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wagmi tomorrow chooms

>> No.53593589

We got some returning classic shills today, if that counts

>> No.53593602

Yeah you're really showing them.... By being poor, depressed, and jobless. Do me a favor and sell the rest of your shares now, thanks.

>> No.53593625

Why would I need a job when MOASS is coming soon?
>Do me a favor and sell the rest of your shares now, thanks.
Why would I sell my entire position when MOASS is coming soon?

>> No.53593629

How would you liked it fixed anon? We're heading into a recession and the company is financially secured for it.
They've closed unsuccessful stores in an effort to decrease expenditure and have retained cash long enough to last the rest of this year.
They've said they're going to focus on short term gains rather than long, price being low makes it easier to DRS. Company isn't going anywhere anytime soon.

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fuck hedgies

>> No.53593711

>Why would I need a job when MOASS is coming soon?
Moass was coming soon two years ago. Get a job and buy more GME

>> No.53593758

>Why would I need a job when MOASS is coming soon?
So you can buy more GME before it.

>> No.53593761

>Moass was coming soon two years ago. Get a job
Jesus Christ! How much longer is this going to take?

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(˘ -˘ ) hail baker-sama

>> No.53593777

>So you can buy more GME before it.
Why would I need to buy more when one share when will payout millions? I don't need any more.

>> No.53593790

W stands for Humanity

>> No.53593794

>I don't need any more.
Greed is not about need, it's desire. And in this case greed is the best solution.

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>> No.53593814

>Be fearful when others are greedy
Your greed affirms my cautiousness and content with what I have. I don't need anymore. No more is needed.

>> No.53593858

Checked, but it’s not going to millions. That’s not even in the realm of possibility. That’s why you should be stacking as much as you can. No one knows how high it will go, but I can tell you right now, it’s not going into the millions. Not even close. People who are holding out for millions are just going to miss the entire squeeze while the non-stacklets dump their bags on them. The people who have actually been putting in the work to lock this bitch up will be rewarded. Those who are just along for the ride aren’t going to make any significant amount of money. They’ll just be baggies forever.

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>> No.53593860

This faggot has hit like 5 shill talking points in 7 posts. Pretty impressive not gonna lie, usually they stick to one or two. Have a (you) for the effort.

>> No.53593872

Its gonna hit 9 figures and there is no amount of bitching you can do to change that

>> No.53593889

what they just did to mmtlp should scare you all

>> No.53593949

Reminder that if you own more than four (4) shares of $GME drs and booked, you don't believe in the squeeze.

>> No.53593997

>(4) shares
so 1 share pre-split? Sounds like a make it stack to me.

>> No.53594000

You're not clever. Plus you're retarded. You responded directly to me but also in the third person. You and everyone here uses "faggot" way too much. Can tell you're all straight from reddit kek.
Got a timeline on that, try-hard retard?

>> No.53594040

This faggot thinks you can say faggot on reddit. Kek faggot

>> No.53594068

Nice script you have there. It’d be a shame if someone called you a nigger for running it

>> No.53594085

Ya it would be terrible of someone told him he was a nigger.

>> No.53594098 [DELETED] 

>call him a retard
>he responds
>t. cope personified

So try-hard retards, any idea when MOASS is?

>> No.53594103

FINRA can't stop GME

>> No.53594117

If you want to be a fat retard you should have been born in the 40s

>> No.53594130

i like how your sentiment really changed after someone called you a faggot. maybe next thread champ.

wasted trips

>> No.53594157

uhh i'm thinkin tomorrow, guys

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Fuckin' send it... MOASS incoming... swippity swappity shits gonna blow on friday

>> No.53594191

Lol what sentiment? I was expressing my concern for this shit to pop off already. Just responding to and dunking the fuck outta some retard who thinks he's clever, kinda like you right now. I'm still worried about no MOASS for over 2 years don't get it twisted there champ. Maybe try your low tier comebacks and dick sucking some rando off next thread, huh?

>> No.53594200

Wait a second....

>> No.53594223

And your prepositions give you away as esl. Dont worry buddy, they can be difficult to master.

>> No.53594255

are we really here forever bros...

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You all realize that if Bed Bath doesn't mega squeeze with m/a news soon and just straight up goes under, it'll be back to drs until the floats locked, right?
It's literally now or never. Come on Cohen you fucker.

>> No.53594316

>bedstock faggot thinks his bags are absolutely critical to an unrelated company
This is why we call you faggot and nigger

>> No.53594325

damn you called it, theres another shill talking point checked off the list

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nigga shut the fuck up, you're not clever, you're retarded, everyone sees right through you and are chuckling and your piss poor attempts to fit in

Christ, their standards for shills have really gone downhill

>> No.53594367

Checked. All the competent ones are either in federal custody or on the menu at Ledgie's House of Pavement Pizza.

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Step your game up, Anon.

>> No.53594379

Triggered much? Is this you just setting yourself up to be hurt again? There's clearly something there. You don't know shit about it do you? You mad? Lol

>> No.53594387

Another two if you include the reddit comment. Clearly reading from a script

>> No.53594417

Threads are just a circle jerk anymore and I've already saved all the good memes others made. Not much else to say until it's time to tell 'em atoadaso.

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You clearly don't understand this play if you think some "non-stacklets" dumping their shares would even affect the price when things really kick off. If that's your style of investing, go put money into DOGE because this isn't some shitcoin where that happens

This whole thing is only even possible because it's shorted several times over. Is it possible intervention happens before that price point? Maybe, but worrying about people who own 1000+ shares dumping is such small minded thinking, It's your choice though if you decide to let some stacklet redditors outgain you, it's the safe option after all.

>> No.53594457

I have 1,200

>> No.53594459

Lmao, imagine believing this. 1 million is just getting started.

>> No.53594479

kek dumb fuck baggies

>> No.53594486

This isn’t even mentioning the dark pools, which in a sense imply that the price is /already/ in the millions. They’re gonna have to come up with new names for the size of the numbers we’ll see

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Good for you, my point still stands, sell whenever you want, just remember SHF must buy back what they owe, and we name that price up until any possible intervention, where at that point you might as well hold to see the max you can sell for anyways.

>> No.53594524

Reminder rain cone fucks over everyone dfv was a plant bots on Reddit and here are plants rc is a pussy and didn't do shit when trading was halted rc made a garbage website and a vaporware nft Diablo 3 auction house fuck u rc and ur entire faggot family gme will go to zero Keith gill should be lynched alongside liar dilluter rc and vlad and griffin

>> No.53594573

How many do you have?

>> No.53594587

what does BBBY have to do with GME? Do you even have DRSed GME?

>> No.53594591 [DELETED] 

Doubles and it happens today

>> No.53594595

doubles and whatever happens will be funnier than the alternative

>> No.53594619

I would like a gift thats given to all loyal shareholders. An nft gift of some description that can be traded on the nft marketplace they built using my money. A unique buck the bunny skin or some shit like that. And shorts would have to deliver it to the billion quadrillion shares they have naked shorted. That would be great thanks.

>> No.53594620

I swear to kek, if nothing happens by Teddy Day and Super Bowl, I’ll sell this piece of shit stock personally to Ryan Cohen for $50 a share and make him hold these fucking bags.

>> No.53594641

i'm getting fucking sick of rine cown, doesn't fucking do anything for us and buys other stocks all the time, he fucking swindled us

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its monday morning
the play? predatory
the shills? top men
ledges? populated
glitches? frequent
SI? astronomical
kathies? kekked
DRS boat? noo
fudable? nahh
comfy? yepp
tired? nap :)

>> No.53594681

>buys other stocks all the time
Damn, what a damning and not suspicious statement that is being continuously thrown around by sources familiar with his way of thinking.

>> No.53594696

It’s today

>> No.53594769

Holy shit the entire country of turkey just got BTFO it’s already been 3 hours since the quake and over 1,000 confirmed dead

>> No.53594776

The US was warning about an attack last week. Subterranean nukes from Russia?

>> No.53594794

Bro I’ve already seen like 10 different videos of 10 different high rises just collapsing. And a 2,200 year old castle turned into a pile of dust

There’s probably up to 50,000 dead or more. An earthquake that big literally hasn’t happened since ancient times

>> No.53594795

Or more likely an earthquake.

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how much am i supposed to buy and how long am i supposed to hold?

>> No.53594808

>An earthquake that big literally hasn’t happened since ancient times
It's a 7.8, Japan's Tsunami in 2011 was from a 9.1

>> No.53594810

HAARP niggers throwing a fit. They will all burn in hell FOREVER.

>> No.53594812

guam had a 8.1 in 92
it collapsed 3 hotels and then had to demo 2 more

>> No.53594815




I think this may get to 50,000 dead

>> No.53594870

I'm so comfy right now. I wouldn't mind if MOASS took another two years if it meant I could continue being comfy womfy with you guys.

>> No.53594885

It probably will but will have more to do with Turkey's shitty construction more than it being a super quake.

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so comfy

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>linking directly to meltdowns syndrome

>> No.53594926

Only good thing to come out of them has been Didneyworld vacay pics.

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he cant stop 1pstiding

top men

>> No.53594933

7.8 magnitude. Think of a mount Saint Helen's eruption in terms of total energy exhausted.

>> No.53594934

I’ve been researching this grifter for a few months now, this is far from the first time he has done this.

The two “AAA” games he is referring to are Undead Blocks and Kiraverse.

Robbie and his unknown but equally guilty brother James are the OG crypto grifters. They have recevived VC funding after VC funding for projects, and have failed to deliver every single one.

Together, they created one of the first crypto games, called Etherbots. It was nothing more than an NFT collection that you could use in an auto battler, but, when nobody was interested, they shut the game down and changed their company name to Immutable. Then, they started work on G*ds Unchained in 2018.

It is now 5 years later and G*ds Unchained has released 3 expansion packs, and made millions of dollars, yet the game is still in “beta” and is riddled with game breaking bugs and extreme balance issues. The player base has fallen from almost 50k to closer to 5k, as he has promised a mobile version of the game is coming for about 2 years now.

>> No.53594942

Instead, his focus has been on lying to investors, the public, and his staff, as they announce new games that never really existed to raise funding every few months before dumping their own coins (immutable coins).

In order to encourage people to use their network and coins, Immutable offers a reward in the form of their own tokens for buying and selling items. However, they have designed the rewards in a way that by simply wash trading, users still manage to profit by collecting immutable rewards. Immutable then uses this completely artificial volume to gain more funding from VCs or other investors.

Robbie is the “Australian king of crypto gaming”, and as such, it seems his local government has no interest in looking into him, as he helps to keep Australia’s name in the news.

It’s only a matter of time before the government finally looks into Immutable to find that instead of creating fun games, they’ve been running an online casino where they not only can freely manipulate and bet against the players, but they also just constantly lie about new partnerships to pump their coin.

They also charge over 10% in fees on every single trade on their G*ds Unchained marketplace, which is borderline criminal.

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is this the best they have?

ill see you at market open

yawn (yawn)

>> No.53594976

St Helen's was 24 megatons, a 7.8 earthquake is ~7.55 megaton. It's bad but the numbers are mainly going to be from shitty construction in Turkey and Syria.

>> No.53595044

>t. baglet

>> No.53595047
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>he doesn’t know

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with this information I have decided enough is enough and will take control of my investment from Ryan Cohen. First thing tomorrow morning I will sell all of my shares and use all of the proceeds to buy more GME and direct register them. Thank you for the financial advice. I never tire of Ryan's Antics.

I made a poster of the movie im gonna make once I get a lot of capital

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>he bought more gme

Been away a week , is there any copium coming

>> No.53595092

>two more weeks

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Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

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>> No.53595146

Kek BBBaggie

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Anyone know where this is?

>> No.53595211

When do I get to wake up to a comically large bank account for a wagie?

>> No.53595290

you had 1 job, and you failed miserably.
kek kekkies

>> No.53595335

When the weather cools.
When the bear leaves his cave.

>> No.53595340

>Merger Monday?
No, Bankruptcy Anyday.

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>RC cries as he strikes hedgies
I continue to wait patiently.

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What's your plan for storing your money asap post MOASS? I am planing on buying appartments, land, gold, etc. but not so sure about holding crypto, stocks or even cash since who the fuck knows what is going to happen to banks, brokers and exchanges. Having to invest/store 100 million+ seems like a big task

>> No.53595540

It's a full time job. There's no simple solution.

>> No.53595548

DOGE, unironically

>> No.53595600

Spaghetti style and see what sticks.

>> No.53595639

All in on shib, either 10x or go broke

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Sentient sexbot portfolio.
Three 2 squeeze.

>> No.53595705

I already have three things on this list besides GME.

>> No.53595864

I’m going to be what I hate the most a seedy slumlord

>> No.53595921

Formerly slummy seedlord.

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Comfyness = 100%

>> No.53596047

We’re at 50% free float tho

>> No.53596067

Institutions now own 26% and insiders 15%, its about 68% now, the CS guy is a lazy fuck

>> No.53596129 [DELETED] 

i'm going to kill myself soon wish me luck

>> No.53596145

DRS and BOOK your shares first!

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>Trimming plebs that ignore top and bottom 4% holders.
Lots of whales out there you're forgetting.

>> No.53596206

Looking forward to taking advantage of girls that can't pay the rent eh?

>> No.53596208

Ok, i'll let you guys know if ruth bader ginsberg is down here in a second

>> No.53596239 [DELETED] 

Women will be beaten and raped back into obedience

>> No.53596259 [DELETED] 

It's all muslims and jews, what the fuck??

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save me a beer ya cunt!

>> No.53596321

the reported numbers, minus the fuckery don't support your supposition

>> No.53596342 [DELETED] 

kill yourself regardless of position
now do it now

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The predditor community has become quite efficient at sniffing out (the few) imposter direct registration reports.

Your time is coming to an end, hedgie minion. Tear up your contracts now or accept your new caste.

>> No.53596402

Is we be rich today?

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Are you stupid? The trimmed average has been edited over time to reflect these fake numbers, meltdownies fucking with it and whales.

Jesus christ the IQ in these generals gets lower by the day

>> No.53596435

>They're getting good at finding these things
>'Wow, but what about all these times they found things and adjusted for them? Lmao, clearly finding things is proof you're not good at finding things'
I wouldn't go talking about IQ if I were you.

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Wow, you actually dropped the IQ in here even more. We are about 70% ish the float with the latest numbers on yahoo. I can't believe I hold with dipshits like you

>> No.53596457

hey, its your cousin roman. do you want to go collapse the financial system with me?

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yesterday there was a desert here, today looks good. I missed you guys

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>> No.53596562

The impotent posturing of a yid who knows his house of cards is crumbling. Also Sneed.

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Trimmed just excludes top 4% and bottom 4%. It fucking says so on the website itself. Fake numbers aren't added at all to DRSbot or the Reddit scraper.

Now say nigger or fuck off and ledge, you double nigger.

>> No.53596604

Hey frendo, glad to be here

>> No.53596659

Gotta keep your sanity for at least a day. Playing new fire emblem and enjoying it.

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Why can't the casino be open 24/7, have T0 settlement and be on a blockchain or open ledger, its fucking 2023 not 1983

>it's jews, it's always jews

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>> No.53596703

Not directly related to GME, but is because anything that tightens world economies helps us. What do you think of this Peter Zeihan guy? I don’t necessarily see anything wrong with what he says in the video, some assumptions maybe:


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my favorite bellweather, aka my CITCM (CANARY IN THE COAL MINE), Blockbuster video is pumping again.

cant buy so sorry basket boys its on PTCO
caveat emptor ofc

blockbuster seems to go about 3 weeks before the gamestocks

its about that time again

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>> No.53596776

> https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/10uor3j/corporate_needs_you_to_identify_the_difference/

>> No.53596809

Can we make it already? This limbo is killing me, even as I do other things.

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sure but your low t "im fatigued" posting leads me to believe that you havent done your homework of getting your mind body and spirit ready for what awaits you

>> No.53596914

Maybe. I'm just at a spiritual nadir at the moment.
I won't blog post about it since that's gay, but you get my meaning.

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Believe me or not, during this two year wait I've realized enlightenment and set down my karmic burdens such that MOASS or no, I have achieved my life's work. I literally don't care if it sets off, I can hold until it does. I've broken my covenant with all gods and forces to stand alone against and with the Universe entire. Wall Street is a daycare for children from my perspective, and none of you can prove otherwise.
I have already won.
I have always been making it.
I am unfuckwithable by nature, by the very shape I take.
I have already defeated all these hedgies, and their collateral is already mine.

>> No.53596975

Hopefully everyone here has signed THE PETITION. They’re totally not using the data to create a database of GME holders so they can systematically kill us one by one

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im gonna do some extra pushups and one additional enriching activity today just for u

you should feel the spiritual pump in about 7 hours, eta

>> No.53597022

All whiners must vacate the rocketship before wagmi

>> No.53597024

it's been a pleasure, gentlemen, see you on the CIA blacksites

>> No.53597030

the petition is cringe but you can put in a fake name you know you tech illiterate schizo boomer

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this is just how it feels to own gamestocks dawg

>> No.53597087

kek Bed Bath and Beyond Saving

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I'm right behind you fren. I've taken on a few projects for the sole purpose of observing the collective soul of humanity. All of my chuuni-tier preconceptions of the world have been proven right time and time again. People are bastards. They do not deserve to be saved. The jews were right about people being cattle and I will not be the one to save them. But after the inevitable occurs the way will be open for a more blessed soul to liberate them. I can't save the sheep but I can help remove the shepherd. We will make it for sure, I only hope than someone greater than I can ensure the untermensch can make it too

>> No.53597123

Hey guys, I haven't been to these generals for a few months now.
Is the MOASS still 2 weeks away? What is the hottest hopium now?
Is anyone asking question still a shill?

>> No.53597133

Fuck off shill

>> No.53597138


Move to NYC and work on my food truck. You’ll have a job, a place to crash, and we can ride MOASS while making money.

>> No.53597143

Hey Keith you here today? I still have something very important to tell you

>> No.53597156

I put a fake name on mine. The following morning I had a little circular BLUE STICKER on my mail box. They are using these to TRACK us. BEWARE ANONS.

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O Kenny boy, the ledge, the ledge is calling
From desk to glass and down the building side
The short's gone and all the banks falling
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must sneed

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the number of lists I found myself in keeps increasing
>GME holders list
>unvaxxed list
>talmud denouncer list
>cis white male list
>doomsday prep list
>no bug eater list
>based department list
wen book of the ascended

>> No.53597183

Who the fuck is Keith, i bet you'll just call me Keith and claim the writing style is obvious

>> No.53597185

Tell me about. I’ve been getting stalked by hedge fund managers for the last two years. Shit’s intense

>> No.53597193

Kys Keith. Imagine thinking we can’t recognize your writing style

>> No.53597218

>is thread slider
>is little pissbaby

kys. No one cares about Keith.

>> No.53597224

All of this and
>Christ is King list

>> No.53597228


This is why I hesitated to DRS on the first call. Once it was included in the report it was different, but it’s still sketchy.

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It’s called a joke, faggot. Lighten up

>> No.53597245

I got into AMC at $12, sold at $30, then took that and dumped it into GME. I don't think this shit will ever squeeze, if it was going to, it would have by now. But because my initial investment of $2000 was pretty low to begin with I'll hold on to see if anything interesting happens. I genuinely doubt GME will turn itself around like it's trying to, the NFT thing seems like it was a complete fucking flop and there seems to be zero plans to rectify that (if I'm wrong prove it). But the thing is that if there's enough GME cultists around to religiously buy day in and out, the stock will be buoyed by their retardation, and who knows where that could lead.

>> No.53597248

i too hesitate on the first call

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who you gonna call?

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here's a you, go back to your shitty half effort shill posting nigger

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>I got into AMC
fuck off

>> No.53597271

>look im one of you
>not so subtle fud
Haha ok faggot

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I don't think
I genuinely doubt
if it was going to, it would have by now
who knows where that could lead

and the Coupe de grace
I got into AMC

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Im getting sick of seeing Fatpussy Trimbath on superstonk. I can’t even really articulate why, something about her bugs me. Why are all pictures of her so bad? If you’re gonna try to put yourself out there like that, get some professional headshots done. She looks like the typical 55 year old aunt that made a Facebook and took a terrible selfie with a budget android phone.

>> No.53597284

Well I did call you guys a cult and I wasn't wrong. This is exactly the response you'd expect from one.

>> No.53597285

For me, it's the 2023 Yamaha Grizzly.

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>if I'm wrong prove it

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pathetic top men in the premarket today being whored out by having to moonlight in the bbby threads

its fucking embarassing you arent good at your job this makes me laugh and buy more

>> No.53597309

i stopped going there on my own in 2021, you should too.

>> No.53597314

These are all pretty compelling nonarguments. I have to be honest though, if all you are is defensive and scared that tells me something and it isn't good.

>> No.53597317

nice, i am in a cult! I am gonna WAGMI it!

>> No.53597319

Kek BBBaggie

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It will happen when the weather cools. That's when they'll make their move. The plans laid long ago, before the founding of America, and older still, will come to fruition. They're trying to force God's hand. Watch for these signs: Three branches will become one. An island will drift away. A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill. The star will gorge itself on clay. Idols will speak and move about. The black flag will fly above the dome. The belly of the dragon will drip water. Two voices will call out in silence that all will hear. A rock will stand on seven hills. The ravens will starve. The bear will leave it's cave forever. The rod and the ring will strike.

>The star will gorge itself on clay.

remember Christ is King

>> No.53597328

You mean like our lord and savior of free market reform David Lauer? Someone post the picture

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i got u

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You're wasting your time and energy. Just let it go. Look at my previous posts and the only response.
These people are so far detached from reality I can easily imagine them doing the same exact thing 5 years from now when GME is at $10 or less.

I'm ashamed I haven't sold when I was still in profit but hopefully I will learn from my mistakes.

Having said that, the stock market is beyond certain manipulated and that's something we can all agree with.

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Alright Wall Street. Enough of these games. Give me my money or else I will summon the Peepee Poopoo Man.

>> No.53597347

The few juicy nuggets of prime info make it worth it. Shit like this guys post make me cringe so bad though:
> If she told me to run around naked screaming at clouds I’d already be outside! She’s the leader apes should look to. Book’em for the win

>> No.53597354

>noooo you wont rehash my bullshit for the millionth time

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when GME is $10 (post split) THEY STILL CANT COVER THE PUTS AT $1


>> No.53597377


>born February 10, 1955

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>tfw MOASS

>> No.53597404

I would be very happy if MOASS finally happened because I hold more bags than any sneeder in this thread.

What I learned past 2 years is the most vocal idiots in those threads hold less than $10k worth of stock, which is laughable really.

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>> No.53597420

Merger coming any second last Monday!
>he doesn’t know

>> No.53597421

>simple past instead of past perfect
>missing article
>confusing these/those
Ffs you smelly jeet. Work on your English.

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i've been generous with the (you)s and engagement this morning because im just real clean like that but feeding season is over

its jumping time

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You don't cellar box a company halfway. If the company you're cellar boxing doesn't go bankrupt, you are fucked. The whole point of cellar boxing is to NEVER close shorts. Any amount of closing that happens would be suicide for the hedge funds. This is without a doubt one of the greatest blunders in the history of the financial world. Remember, with naked short selling comes infinite risk.

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>I may have made a grand mistake

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>What I learned past 2 years is the most vocal idiots in those threads hold less than $10k worth of stock
Based and correct.

>> No.53597482

Why do people tell someone who thinks they are gonna die to DRS and book their shares? Might as well tell them to turn on auto pay on their electric bill and leave the computershare site open with a mouse jiggler tool or something, because they will forfeit their shares when they don't log in for a year. Better if you instruct them to will them to a little brother with a ream of DD, at least then there is a chance

>> No.53597507

Shills literally shaking rn

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I imagine that there will be a lot of work needed in the sewers after this

>> No.53597563

I prefer missing articles to missing brain cells, baggie. Post your profits or sneed

>> No.53597580

5 minutes til bankrupt babies and beyond the grey sky by 311

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>> No.53597591

thread slider is desperate today

>> No.53597606

Kek BBBaggie. Merger Monday! Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!

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>> No.53597624

I don't even hold towel stock you fucking retarded sliding shill, glow more you absolute waste of placenta

>> No.53597647

Suck my balls

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>> No.53597681
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WTF was that start lmao. WAGMI frens, it is today!

>> No.53597685

Jesus Christ you're bad at communicating.

>> No.53597686

its about to do this but in reverse

>> No.53597696
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The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

>> No.53597717

look how thin this wiki is. There is digging to be done here.

>> No.53597730
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This is how this whole thing can end:
Option 1 - GME's digital transformation is a flop, company drowns in debt, bankrupts and gets delisted (most probable)
Option 2 - transformation is somewhat successful, GME stays in business (improbable)
Option 3 - turnaround is successful, GME is profitable and share price reaches its fair value of $15 (almost impossible)
Option 4 - RC upholds his fiduciary duty of combating naked short selling by issuing a special nft dividend which cannot be counterfeited, forcing shorts to close (impossible in your wildest dreams)

>> No.53597745

Option 5- you suck my balls

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You can't just buy and hold a stock you like. It's a failing retailer what are you doiinnnnnggggg aarrrhgggghhhhhh

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now this is the volatility I signed up for.

>> No.53597772

Kek sneed nigger. The only way this ends is you and your friends doing a flip off a high ledge. I can’t believe this is what the fud has turned into. You’re literally trying to reason with us. Kek.

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Is this the new “this is the situation” pasta?

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>> No.53597782

>10M shares locked per quarter
Bros do we really need 7 more quarters before making it ?... That's like 2 years away

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>> No.53597819

I’m still optimistic the mass movement from plan shares to book shares will result in a massive jump this quarter. If it happens it could be demoralizing enough to the shorts to finally end this

>> No.53597829

it's over

>> No.53597828

My shares have always been booked, when are shares in plan? Is it for burgers that buy directly from CS?

>> No.53597836

Maybe it's hopium but I'm expecting the numbers to pick up after the shenanigans of last quarter, plus cheaper prices for a lot of this quarter, and the move from plan to book. Also, who knows if we need to lock up 100% of the total float before it starts to have an impact.

>> No.53597843

Correct. It also seems that any stack with a fractional associated could be held in plan form regardless of what it says

>> No.53597847

I think the fact the algo is starting to fractalize Just before the sneeze is incredibly telling of what’s to come. It would not put itself in that pattern if it didn’t absolutely have to.

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Here is how it can also end:
25 EOD, sneeds cry and cope, 250 EOW, ledgies drop, you chocke on hairy balls, MOASS, 2500000000 dollars a share, WAGMI, tits and lambos all around, posting happy pepes on a thai juggling image board.

>> No.53597875

Erm... bros...

>> No.53597884

Checked. Moass upon us.

>> No.53597893

I mean the crazy thing is that in the beginning when I would explain GameStop to people who cared to listened, I would always hammer on how few shares the company had issued. This isn’t an AMC or another company that had 100s of millions of shares when this started. There were only 70mm shares. The fact that a company with such a small float already had the shorts exposed, and THEN retail took another 40 percent of those shares off the table…there are going to be fireworks, and I really don’t think we will have to lock the entire float to start the show. Could they even close with officially reported short interest as it stands?

>> No.53597900

That’s 2 more years of the fed keeping a collapsing market propped up with twine and balsa wood. Not to say it’s impossible, but I see citadel or Bank of America imploding before then. 100% DRS isn’t the only way to win, it’s just the option retail investors have the most influence on.

>> No.53597910
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Lucky 7's!

>> No.53597911

The fire rises

>> No.53597918
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They already closed. Source: There is none? Why? Because they didn't close and we're going to WAGMI so fucking hard.

>> No.53597923

No way to tell, but in your (retarded) opinion, are we more likely to see $50 or $15 per share by end of March? Trying to decide if i should sell off those shares I need to sell to cover my IRA penalty now, or risk it and do it later and potentially keep some of my shares. I need $3500

>> No.53597945

I am not qualified to give (you) financial advice.

>> No.53597960

Get a job

>> No.53597962

where's that second squeeze baggots

>> No.53597968

Citadel employee posted to SS today. There was a fire in the Chicago citadel office this morning that smelled like burning plastic. Kenny is burning their phones

>> No.53597970

>second squeeze

>> No.53597973
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So the 4am shit yourself guy almost gave me a heart attack. I woke up last night, at 4:03am thinking I had indeed shat myself. I'd eaten some fajitas last night and while not ass raping hot, gave me terrible wind all night. I went to bed and the heating was on all day, I have a mattress topper and often sweat when I sleep. Well at 4:03 I woke up dripping in sweat and was obviously farting in my sleep. I had to actually check myself to see if I rekt myself. I had not and knew today was not the day. Close as fuck though

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>Vertifcal at open
>Downward crab all day
Who could have predicted this?

>> No.53597978 [DELETED] 

Jesus Christ these videos coming out of turkey are horrible

Doubles and the death toll is over 50,000

>> No.53597994

this has no relevance to GME take your meds

>> No.53598010

>Moass didn't happen because annon has good sphincter.

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I blame Ken Griffin for this

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>> No.53598045
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As do I, he is directly responsible for me not having the funds to buy an Eve or tempur mattress

>> No.53598519

Dubble chegged cheggies

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