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what does a glowie portfolio look like, bros?

>> No.53578626

$ (ticker: USD)

>> No.53578630

>>53578616
I'm an FBI psyop agent working out of Langley, Virginia, and all my money is in hentai NFTs.

>> No.53578633

100% taproot coin (quantum vulnerable)

>> No.53578634

>>53578616
33% BLK
33% FTT
33% USD

>> No.53578639

>>53578616
debt misery and 80% FEAR

>> No.53578682

>>53578616
Thrift Savings Plan for the lowlevel minions too retarded to actively manage their finances. The higher ups embezzle, confiscate, and take bribes.

>> No.53579050

>>53578630
Lies. Psyops aren't out of Langley.

>> No.53579262

full of CBC (Chinese Balloon Coin) on BSC

0x23944dfD19B499516A94F8A4DeacD4f58dA71f1f

>> No.53579272

>>53579050
that's part of the psyop

>> No.53579281

>>53579050
You're right, mossad does all the psyops

>> No.53579286

>>53578616
You tell me.

>> No.53579290

49% USD
51% XMR

>> No.53579330

Some dabble in stonks but most pour their money into TSP because it gets matched up to 5%.

>> No.53579962

>>53578616
considering bitcoin was made by the CIA as a surveillance program, 100% BTC

>> No.53579994

>>53578616
RSR

>> No.53580001

>>53578616
20% USD
40% SPY
40% treasury bonds

>> No.53580017

>>53578616
meds
unironically

>> No.53580028

>>53580001
Unironically literally

>> No.53580116

xmr xrp usd

>> No.53580135
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53580135

>>53578616
usdc eth xrp and obviously some xmr to pretend

>> No.53580310

>>53579286
Crypto: BTC, ICP
Stocks, when they collude with *redacted*, usually on an individual scale
Mostly cash and real estate

>> No.53580342

>>53578616
chainlink, xrp and icp

>> No.53580357

100% XMR