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Schizo Weekend Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://www.watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://www.planetnews.com/live/stock-update.html?sfw=pass1651698381

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research

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>>53568002

>> No.53571904
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imagine if the next 5-10 years is World War 3 because of a spy balloon

>you thought you were going to live to 80

>> No.53571911

there should be an etf that tracks every other etf on the market

>> No.53571929
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got sick again right after the weekend started, fuck this. I've caught a cold like 6 times in a row now.

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Is there any way to convert money into sex?

>> No.53571946
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So, is it time to buy ai ETFs? In leu of actual stocks.

>> No.53571964

>>53571904
What are the financial implications of pondering the floating chinese orb?

>> No.53571970

>>53571911
like VTI?

>> No.53571976

guys you're not going to believe this but i managed to record the forest everyone's been talking about. check it out:

https://voca.ro/13Esg8unVPvs

>> No.53572024

>>53571904
>its how they deploy the next variant.

>> No.53572026

>>53571929
No refunds

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>> No.53572042

>>53571946
Same thought entered my mind tonight. Anyone know any good ones?

>> No.53572103

>>53571946
>>53572042
SOXL? You need GPU/chips to run AI anyway

>> No.53572167
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>>53571929
weak mumu.

>> No.53572177

Official thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXizWrXcw1g

>> No.53572190

>>53571946
>>53572042
>>53572103
what are the uses of A.I aside from targeted ads/product sales through social media etc?

I imagine A.I tech would have massive beneficial uses in data analytics and processing but i know next to nothing about that industry or its applications.

>> No.53572220

>>53572190
Driving

>> No.53572229
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>>53572190
>http://www.worldgovernmentbonds.com/inverted-yield-curves/
>26 countries have an inverted yield curve.
>Last Update: 4 Feb 2023 0:15 GMT+0
An inverted yield curve just flew over my house...
Basically all first world countries printing endless money are at the brink of a recession and bulls are buying twatter hyped AI trash.
Are (((we))) "dumb money" really.. dumb?

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BANANA

>> No.53572268

What ticker do I buy to cash in on the AI mania?

>> No.53572310

>>53572268
i've got $100 i'm willing to spend $75 on whatever two tickers you want to go in on come Monday if you're dealing in USD

>> No.53572357
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>>53571886
So is the new thing rates going over 5%? I thought we were done with hikes after this 25 bps. Not that im bothered, Id open to some fixed income now but just trying to catch up to speed.

>> No.53572412
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>what do you mean chip companies can’t go up forever in a straight line on shit earnings?

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>>53572357
despite all the rate hikes
>unemployment rate lowest level since 1969
>payroll data 5x more than expected
>inflation still at 6.5%
>economic growth reaccelerating
>rate hikes not done

vs
>muh soft landing
>rate cuts end of year

>> No.53572441

URANIUM

>> No.53572469

>>53572427
Not even close to bottomed, we know

>> No.53572487

>>53572469
>we know
have you seen the last 4 weeks? I don't think (((we))) know

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What cybersecurity stocks do I buy now that zoomers are going to start pirating and infected their networks with malware?

>> No.53572570

>>53572534
CRWD and PANW, both after they come somewhat back lower again after the big moves the last weeks.
they are both high beta so you will have massive up/down moves, but those are the best imo.

>> No.53572591

>>53572534
Netflix and chill

>> No.53572598
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>"He is intelligent but not experienced. His pattern suggests two-dimensional thinking."

>This is how Spock describes nemesis Khan Noonien Singh's somewhat linear of view of warfare in "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan."

>Adm. James T. Kirk, however, plays three-dimensional chess to destroy Khan and laugh at his superior intellect.

>The same criticism might be leveled at several economists, who immediately warned of another inflation surge later this year even after Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell said that the "disinflationary process has started."

>And, as has been argued here many times in the past, the labor shortage fueling higher wages is a demographic problem, not an economic one.

>We need either more people in the labor force –immigration

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/02/03/ron-insana-says-even-with-the-big-jobs-report-there-are-signs-of-disinflation.html

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>>53572598
>Linear extrapolation is hampering forecasters' abilities to believe what they see with their own eyes: falling goods and energy prices, stabilizing wage growth and slower economic growth around the world, in short, disinflation.

>Here's hoping that Jay Powell is more Kirk than Khan.

>> No.53572633

>>53571904
Nena predicted this

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>we are above le 200 day sma

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>priced in
>market is forward looking
>.001% disinflation
>bottom is in
>buy meta

>> No.53572673
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>buy palantir
>buy sofi
>buy carvana
>buy ai norton 360
>le epic squozzle

>> No.53572687

>>53572412
>>53572598
>>53572649
>>53572662
>>53572673
cope

>> No.53572734

>>53571946
If anything wait a month or so and then short all the garbage that gets pumped right now

>> No.53572740

Morbidly curious about whether 0DTE fucksticks are gonna cause the next 1929 style crash. From the last few months, I think it's at least somewhat likely.

>> No.53572742

>>53571911
HNDL

>> No.53572748

Bears are losers. That's why they are bears. In their warped minds, the only reason they are losers is because the world is wrong and corrupt. That is also why bears so desperately wants the economy to crash, for if the economy were to crash, their belief that they aren't losers would be confirmed.
"There's no way I'M the loser. No. It's the normies who are wrong!"
But alas, normies run the world, and you, dear bear, will never... NEVER... win.

Because you are a loser

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.Anonymous (ID: IBSGyezT)
02/04/23(Sat)08:14:07 No.53572748
Bears are losers. That's why they are bears. In their warped minds, the only reason they are losers is because the world is wrong and corrupt. That is also why bears so desperately wants the economy to crash, for if the economy were to crash, their belief that they aren't losers would be confirmed.
"There's no way I'M the loser. No. It's the normies who are wrong!"
But alas, normies run the world, and you, dear bear, will never... NEVER... win.

Because you are a loser

>> No.53572783

>>53572740
We pumped on Jan after massive tax loss selling in Dec. relief was expected, but this last few days before and after FOMC felt extremely strange. like some crash vibes..
Economic prints were bad, all big tech earnings & guidance bad and while VIX hit its 52w low and we just didn't stop pumping. Felt like the last hooray before some massive fuckery.

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>>53572748
Stock market is not the economy. While economy is shit the market is already recovering (looking forward)
Currently we price-in massive future growth which just can't continue if you don't want to live in Zimbabwe 2.0
Just stop resisting so we can happily slurp the bottom together.

>> No.53572848

>>53571886
how do you trade stocks on the weekend?
the robinhood price is not updating??

my first entry into stocks vs crypto has been shocking
>high frequency trading? how about "pattern day trading" restriction for trading more than 0.5 times during 24 hours
>api access? any botting = insta-ban
>margin? futures? fund your account with $10000 first
can I trade high leverage stock futures on BNB yet?

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>>53572843
>Stock market is not the economy.
It is if you're a divy fag owning reits

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>>53572598
Hey at least they referenced the old Khan instead of Bennyaddict Cuminershatch.
Also this is an important lesson to remember in any 6 DoF combat game. Khan was not a spacefaring man and defaulted to operating on one plane of reference, looking left and right but not up or down.
Also don't let revenge seeking behavior override good judgement, and if you have the chance to kill your nemesis just do it quickly and simply.

>> No.53572891

>>53572866
Hey, I'm never going to kill Perry. And neither are you doc!

>> No.53572897

>>53572866
>Also this is an important lesson to remember in any 6 DoF combat game.
>Khan was not a spacefaring man and defaulted to operating on one plane of reference, looking left and right but not up or down.
khan was right, movie was made to make le genetic cleansing bad meme

all space combat devolves into jousting and shooting while on rails. there aren't 3 dimensions; there is one dimension

>> No.53572899

>>53572734
you you're sure it will get pumped, shouldn't i buy ai calls for a month, and then short?

>> No.53572901

What happens to bonds if the reserve currency ever loses dominance? Like with what happen to the UK and Denmark

>> No.53572904

>>53571946
AI meme is already dead. It's time to buy mushroom stocks. Buy TRUFF.

>> No.53572922

>>53572534
is this bullish?

>> No.53572960

>>53572865
good. fuck boomers.
their greedy hands created the everything-bubble we live in after they printed themselves to wealth.
now it's time for a generational wealth transfer after we have our bottom to slurp from

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>>53572960
the irony is that millenials grew up in the absolute biggest bull run in american history but missed out because they were too busy buying door dash and funko pops

>> No.53572970

>>53572960
Fuck zoomers too

>> No.53572979

>>53572783
JPow is speaking on Tuesday too so we'll see if the bond markets believe him when he talks about the jobs report

>> No.53572996

>>53572897
I'd have to rewatch it but I don't remember the eugenics thing coming up in Wrath of Khan, it was all about Khan being pissed at Kirk over his dead wife. Even when they had the option to disengage and gain the freedom he promised his people he instead chased the Enterprise into a shit situation and got his whole crew killed.

>> No.53573028

Why is SBUX successful? You can buy coffee at every local restaurant or café.

>> No.53573047

>>53572673
>buy palantir
>buy sofi
not sure what this green text is implying but I made a ton daytrading PLTR and SOFI last week

>> No.53573072
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>>53573047
you somehow knew exactly when pump will happen, and managed to make a ton by buying at 7 and selling at 8?

or perhaps you're just a seething cryptocuck who can't accept he's holding bags?

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>>53573047
>nooo you can't be a meme and not be GME the best stooonk

>> No.53573079

>>53573072
>>53573047
who the fuck holds crytpo
that's literally the female asset class

>> No.53573089

>>53573079
>Categorizing assets by gender

ngmi

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How are we feeling today

>> No.53573098

>>53573089
>he thinks i'm shitposting
more women own crypto than stocks

>> No.53573100

>>53573094
Anxious about Tuesday. Gonna keep my trades cheap

>> No.53573142

>>53573028
As far as the other coffee chains that involve drive thrus, starbucks offers the largest menu, better quality food options in almost all cases. For example, Dutch Bros is an interesting coffee shop but you cant even buy a normal hot black coffee with nothing else in it. And they have like 1 food option which is a pastry wrapped in cellophane. Whatever they offer as to specialty drinks, starbucks offers some equivalent. So SBUX wins.

And if youre talking about restaurants that sell coffee, Starbucks sells a higher grade of bean. Not the highest, that would generally be a cafe type place. But those are usually one off stores anyway. So SBUX wins

>> No.53573148

>Boboids have resorted to low effort jak posting

>> No.53573154

Sup guys

I sell stuff on ebay, I keep this stuff in storage units. I basically just buy stuff all the time for cheap and resell it. The twist? I live in my car. That's why I store all of my inventory in storage units. I make enough money to pay for rent, but I simply can't bring myself to do it. I'm pretty schizo. But I tell you, it is pretty comfy to live like this. I just mail some packages every day, and do literally whatever I want outside of that. Food is my biggest bill besides new inventory LOL.

>> No.53573181

>>53573154
unsubscribe

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uh... Mumu fucking bros... inflation is bullish right?

>> No.53573195

>>53573154
Interesting! I sleep in a big comfy bed in my apartment every night :)

>> No.53573214

>>53573191
reality is bullish

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>>53573191
Buy.

>> No.53573222

>>53573191
Yes, literally everything is bullish right now. Bobos had all the biggest companies miss earnings + all the FUD in the world and the market still pumped hard. There is literally no bearish factor left, at this point bobos are hoping for a black swan event.

>> No.53573230

allegedly the new chatGPT integration into bing will roll out in the new few weeks
can MSFT go even higher?

>> No.53573257

>>53573191
>we've had stagnant wages since the 1960s
>its finally over and they are freaking out trying to memory hole that high wages cause inflation
>"no goyim! Stay poor!"

>> No.53573269

>>53573154
Sounds pretty based as long as the end game is to get a proper home someday. Why don’t you sleep in your storage unit?

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>>53573222
Wouldn't it be very shocking if we """coincidentally""" have a Black Tuesday 2.0 during Jpow speech while mainstream media tries to justify the "bullish" narrative that we're soft landing with the hottest Job market for decades?

>> No.53573273

>>53573154
I hope you have one of those decked out sleeper cars or something. Just sleeping in your car out of finance based autism is pretty rough.

>> No.53573275

>>53573222
Is this pasta? It feels generic enough that it could be.
>There is literally no bearish factor left
Not sure if b8 but Mumus need to stars to align so that the wildly optimistic scenario they're pricing it would actually happen. They extrapolate inflation coming down due to energy going way down very recently to a secular trend that will take them to the Fed's target inflation. Lmao. Haha even.

>> No.53573277

>>53573191
>Nick Timiraos
Looks like it's time to pack it up until next week

>> No.53573279

>>53573154
Where do you get your inventory from?

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will buying stocks of french luxury brands guarantee me a qt french gf?

>> No.53573316

>>53573098
>He thinks I think he is shit posting.

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>>53573230
>chatgpt
>can MSFT go even higher?
Buy the rumors sell the news.
Stuff like MSFT and NVDA had a massive dumb money run because of the AI hype we currently have.
You can see it even here in /smg/ some ledditors are coming in and asking for AI stonks recommendations. Like (You).

>> No.53573342

>>53573318
Can't wait until Cathie makes an AI ETF (ARKA?), with such innovative companies as BZFD, NFXL, META and of course 40% of the ETF allocated to TSLA.

>> No.53573354

>>53573275
Inflation is literally -1.2% annualized, Powell must begin cutting rates soon to avoid deflation.

>> No.53573382

>>53573313
That's a dude btw.

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>>53573354
No. Rates literally have to hit 15% for inflation to go down.
Everything esle will hurt the credibility of the FED.

>> No.53573432

>>53573318
i just want to ride the tard bull rush. i have no illusion about """AI""". it makes for good news though
but msft is so bloated already, surely it cant go any higher

>> No.53573445

>>53573424
>15%
They can't go above 5% and they can't even hold them at 5% for very long due to the debt. The market knows this and is front running the inevitable Powell capitulation when he cuts to 2% or less and brings back QE.

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>>53573342
>Famed investor Cathie Wood hailed her flagship Ark Innovation (ARKK) fund as "the new Nasdaq" after it notched its best ever monthly performance in January.
>According to Wood, "innovation was one of the biggest victims of the massive interest rate increase we saw last year. It was like an earthquake." She added however, that she would not be surprised to see the Fed cut rates this year.
((((Cathie))) did a victory lap on Thursday in a Bloomberg interview and is expecting even rate cuts.
You literally can't make this shit up

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>>53573354
>Inflation is literally -1.2% annualized
lmao, you're the same retard who always repeats the same thing, extrapolating one month of -0.1% CPI due to fuel going down.

>> No.53573458

>>53573449
Reality is bullish, chud.

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I had a dream last night where I literally had an entire relationship with a woman from start to finish before I woke up. She was a qt brunette who needed help with her accounting homework in college. I quit smoking cigarettes for her and quit drinking. Everything was going great until I caught her cheating on me. I've never been cheated on before in any relationship but let me tell you, even in this dream fake relationship that shit hurt. She ended up pretending like it was no big deal and then I woke up. Long story short, expect a giga dump on the indices next week. This is a very bearish indicator

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>>53573445
>They can't go above 5%
They can. And they will. Happened before. Will happen again.

>> No.53573476

>>53573448
I had to make sure it was real because "the new Nasdaq" just sounded like b8.
>"We are the new Nasdaq," Wood said, as a selling point to investors of her fund. "Look through [the Nasdaq] now, you will not find the kind of disruptive innovation, it certainly doesn't dominate those indexes," she added.
>AMZN, MSFT, AAPL?
>not innovative enough, we have ROKU and SPOT instead
lmao...

>> No.53573482

>>53573464
Powell essentially declared victory during his Fed speech, he said deflation like 15 times. They are doing one more 25 bps hike and then pausing, cuts will probably start by September.
>>53573448
Based Cathie, my ARKK is printing money. Going to add more every month.

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>>53573461
Short dream whores and shore equities, we're going deeper underground.

>> No.53573491

>>53573432
risk/reward is screwed to the downside. I wouldn't bet for some possible small gains after this massive rally. MSFT literally missed earnings with extremely bad guidance. Investors will be reminded about probably very fast after GOOG, AMZN and AAPL missed earnings too..

>> No.53573501

>>53573482
>They are doing one more 25 bps hike and then pausing, cuts will probably start by September.
They literally can't do that without loosing all credibility on the world market. China will dump it all because it would prove the dollar is worthless.

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Sigh. Taxes round the bend. Credit card payment round the bend. Still waiting for a bill to come in telling me how much I owe. All right close together. Can't do up my taxes cause I'm still waiting on paperwork. Wish the missing info would hurray up and get here so then I could get it all done and stick the card company with an even bigger payment. (thus reduce the interest fee I'm hit with)

>> No.53573511

>>53571886
test

>> No.53573512

>>53573501
The dollar will still be the most valuable currency relative to every other currency. The other central banks are even more fucked they can't even get near 5% rates.

>> No.53573522
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>>53573512
>The dollar will still be the most valuable currency relative to every other currency. The other central banks are even more fucked they can't even get near 5% rates.
You are delusional.

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>>53573489
Mumu is going to pay for making me experience those type of feelings. SPY will be sub 390 by the end of the week.

>> No.53573547

>>53573522
You sound like a doomer bobo, was 3500 SPX not a big enough crash for you? The recession was last year when we had 2 quarters of negative GDP in a row and a market crash.

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>>53573547
What are you rambling about?
There has been no "market crash".
All time high after all time high for years now.

>> No.53573570

>>53573561
SPX went down to 3500, adjusted for inflation it crashed over 40%. Just how much of a greedy faggot do you have to be to not buy after that happened? You bears unironically expect a GFC level crash with the current money supply?

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>>53573512
2y did a massive 0.2% change from 4.09% back to 4.28% on Friday, right after that hot jobs and wage prints.
Looks like Bondchads are realizing that it was not the peak. The market rallied at the open anyway because dumb money thinks the rate hikes did the job.
But sure let me rather believe in retail buying into le next bull run.

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>>53573570
>SPX went down to 3500
That is still not a crash. Pic related. What are you? Retarded?

>> No.53573579

Jesus fucking Christ women are a mistake, literally full on bawling and breakdown if you even do much as suggest they are wrong about something. I know I’m preaching to the choir of incels but they’re literally so bad, sex every once in a while does not make up for being an emotional tampon

>> No.53573586

>>53573572
>Bonds
Bond boomers are the dumbest fucks in all of finance, the bond market has been consistently wrong about everything the last 2 years. Anyone holding bonds in the QE money printer era is certified braindead.
>>53573575
That's absolutely a crash, you're never going to see a 50%+ correction or the 80% you are probably waiting for.

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>>53573570
Everything is going to come crashing down. Everything. Whenever anyone says what you're saying, I like to remind them that the country is $32 trillion in debt and have no plan to even slow down spending. SPY will dump to sub 200 before too long.

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>>53573586
Powell WILL raise to 15%, maybe even 20%.
And you WILL say THANK YOU SIR.

>> No.53573621

>>53573579
Birth control makes women fucking crazy, that's a large part of it. Back before I was a cave troll I dated a girl for 4 years and thought I was gonna marry her. She's was on birth control and was a constant emotional psychopath. I eventually had enough and just left.

>> No.53573640

>>53573594
>heh and then I'll buy the bottom and make so much money! I'll finally get all the pussy that I deserve as a chinless virgin chud.

No, you'll sit on the sidelines and watch as SPX goes to 5000 this year. You'll make up conspiracy theories about rigged markets and jews as usual while normal non doomers make money.
>>53573603
They likely won't even go above 5%, 5.25% is the absolute highest bears can hope for.

>> No.53573645

>>53573570
I've seen you post this line over and over in /smg/ for weeks
>adjusted for inflation it crashed 40%
what the fuck are you talking about
show me the adjustment for inflation, and the calculation you're making where you're claiming "adjusted for inflation 40%"
you're talking out of your ass, and no one ever questions it

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ChatGPT is utterly fucking pozzed. What are the implications of this? Honestly I cannot fucking believe some of the shit that it says, it's so clearly biased that I can't imagine the general population just accepting it. "A white person can be black" is so laughably illogical that I don't think I can trust anything else the AI generates.

>> No.53573671

Guys I just had a thought, stop losses are worthless because of after-hours trading.
Seeing as stop losses don't work then you could just get caught out by these fucks and end up losing a fuckton.
Why do they even exist in a world with after-hours trading?

>> No.53573681

>>53573594
does it make your schizo brain tingle to predict the end of the world?

>> No.53573682

>>53573586
bond market is twice that size of equity market i.e. stock market follows the bond market.
so you're literally betting against the market on some mainstream media bullish narrative. You're dumb.

>> No.53573684

The last rally before the finale

>> No.53573691

>>53573645
It crashed around 25% and if you multiply that by the 60% of all money supply that was printed during the pandemic it results in a 40% crash. It's basic math, chud.

>> No.53573695

>>53573640
I remember guys like you dump all their money in Bear Sterns because hey "It's literally impossible that they go bancrupt." They will fuck you good.

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53573699

How the fuck can this be real?

https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-COVID-pandemic-vaccine-UK-Britain-324766934158

How the fuck can the UK be banning me from getting a booster? This is fucking disgusting. I have every right to get a Covid vaccine booster if I decide. This is infringing on my rights and I am seriously, SERIOUSLY considering leaving this fucking fascist country. It is a fucking dangerous world we live in when governments tell people what medicine they’re allowed to use. What president does this set for pharmaceutical companys in the UK?

>> No.53573703

>>53573691
oh so you're retarded - got it
adjusted for inflation, you're retarded

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>>53571886
>monopoly man sightings
>Chris-chan merger investing

Holy fucking kek

>> No.53573708

>>53573671
>nu
AH/PM doesn't matter, even without it (see foreign stock exchanges) stocks can still gap down in the morning. Stoplosses are garbage because most of the time they make you secure the worst possible price.

>> No.53573711

>>53573682
Retail investors have unironically been smarter than institutions in the last 6 months. Institutions are still bearish and shorting BBBY or Carvana, retail bought heavily into tech for the last 6 months and made tons of money. Zoomer retailchads are actually not as dumb as you smug millennial bobo retards think.

>> No.53573717

>>53573645
>adjusted for inflation it crashed 40%
According to my math there should’ve been 20% of inflation to make the ~27% crash that happened 40% when accounting for inflation, I don’t think there’s been that much inflation

>> No.53573718

>>53573621
Bros there are many women not on birth control who are equally as insane. Their brains are short circuiting from Jewish tricks

>> No.53573726

>>53573703
No, you are retarded. I accumulated BTC at $15.5k (6kish adjusted for inflation) and added to my ARKK positions at massive discounts.

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>>53573586
Why would Jamie Dimon predict it then? Is he a schizo /pol/ doomed as well?

>> No.53573737

>>53573726
>>53573691
this isn't how inflation works.

>> No.53573741

>>53573717
There absolutely has been, they skew numbers with their baskets of goods and weightings. Things that matter like food and housing are easily 20%+.
>>53573732
Big bankers don't have your best interest in mind, they lie constantly. If Dimon is extremely bearish it makes me much more bullish.

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>>53573704

>> No.53573743

>>53573726
>BTC ARKK tard
lmao everything is explained

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>>53573640
>>53573681
You're both seething. You're both seething because you know I'm right. You're getting nervous because you're probably holding bullish leveraged ETFs. Well I'm giving you a fair warning to get out now with your profits before it's too late. If you don't, you have nobody to blame but yourselves.

>> No.53573755

>>53573743
I also hold Chainlink.

>> No.53573768

>>53573754
ARKK, BTC, Chainlink, and a small Hex position. I'm never selling any of it, only adding more on any dip or correction. I will simply take out loans against these assets once I have 9 figures.

>> No.53573773

>>53573754
Holy shit dude have you been in a coma since like November 2021?

>> No.53573777

>>53573671
thats why you use stop-limit to avoid getting keked

>> No.53573778
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53573778

OK let's suppose in 3 years we're guaranteed to have AGI and massive job market disruptions, basically crashing capitalist system. Let's suppose american politicians know that.

How do you expect FED and market to behave? Bull market starting since yesterday?

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The egg meme is over.

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>>53571904
>uses fucking balloons to spy
lmao, lol, even.

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Hehe, I cant wait to work on this more today. I love TPP so much bros..is an outer heaven achievable in a philisophical sense? Can people be happy and left alone in our modern age?

>> No.53573796

>>53573780
Thank god.

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>>53573768
Oh well if that's what your holding than surely you'll be pffffftttttttttt hahahahaha oh man you're going to get liquidated quickly and aggressively. Imagine unironically giving Cathie Madoff your money

>> No.53573803

>>53573711
>>53573222
>>53573755
Checked

>> No.53573806

>>53573791
They don’t have satellites?

>> No.53573809

>>53573773
Did you not listen? The chinks will dump it ALL.
Powell has NO OTHER OPTION as to raise literally to 15%.
All US dollars will come home if he doesn't raise. Wiping the US markets out with reimported inflation.

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53573815

How do I profit off of the eventual

>> No.53573834

>>53573464
Imagine the seething and coping from all the overleveraged debtors in society if this actually happened, it would be a debt apocalypse. I don’t actually believe it will happen but it should

>> No.53573838

>>53573815
just buy everything, take any profit, buy everything, take any profit
rinse, repeat

>> No.53573858

>>53573464
Jpow is way too much of a pussy to actually fight inflation. Like the other anon said, there will probably be one more hike and then they'll just magically claim victory.

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>>53573699
>president

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>>53573834
OK lets say it doesnt happen.
Who is the biggest debtor?
Will they agree?

>> No.53573878

>>53573864
Well the US government can just print infinite dollars to service that debt, doesn’t matter if the interest rate is 10 or 50, but to the man on the street there’s a big difference between 4 where we are now and 10 where it should go

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>>53573858
OK lets say it doesnt happen.
Who is the biggest creditor?
Will they agree?

>> No.53573897

>>53573878
>Well the US government can just print infinite dollars
Yeah can. But if the creditor does not agree it's over for your little scam. Isn't it?

>> No.53573901

>>53573864
>Japan
>1488
all is right in the world

>> No.53573904

>>53573881
why are the percentage bars so much smaller. it looks silly

>> No.53573906

>>53573732
Not that I disagree with him, but Jamie Dimon probably has short positions dated months out from now and he would like to end up green

>> No.53573907

>>53573815
Short California agriculture or Southern California real estate. Las Vegas too.

>> No.53573909

>>53573028
Because a lot of people, especially boomers and suburbanites, aren’t comfortable enough trying out unique local places. Doesn’t matter where in the country or world you are, every Starbucks offers you the same familiar experience and there’s tremendous value in that.

>> No.53573913

>>53573594
how can a man have tits like?

>> No.53573915

>>53573897
How’s it my scam? I’m not even American let alone the federal government

>> No.53573937

>>53573897
What’s the creditor gonna do? Sell the worthless treasuries? Who will buy them?

>> No.53573939

>>53573915
It's metaphorical. You are saying the US FED cannot raise rates. I tell you creditors will demand it.
And china is the smallest thing here. Institutionals are where it's at.
The feedback loop has started. There is no turning back until we are in the 80s again.

>> No.53573943

>>53573881
Everyone is in on the scam so it doesn't matter rather they agree or not. The ones that don't agree get bombed, their leader killed, and replaced by someone of our choosing.

>> No.53573948

>>53573937
>>53573943
See >>53573939
The banks WILL get their cut if you like it or not.

>> No.53573954

>>53573939
I actually think it should happen though, rates should go higher than inflation and stay there for a long time, I just don’t think they will do it but for some reason the universe hates me and doesn’t want me to have a good time

>> No.53573960
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>Biden 'WILL try to shoot down' the Chinese spy balloon over the Atlantic so it can be retrieved and studied - as aircraft is due to exit the east coast over the Carolinas by noon today
I was wrong. It's not Jpow who will crash the market it's going to be Uncle Brandon going into direct conflict with China

>> No.53573962

>>53573948
Well if we're going back to the 80's then I'm right for being bearish anyway

>> No.53573964

>>53573937
Indeed. Who would then buy worthless US treasuries and what would happen if the US government could no longer find anyone to loan it money? How much of the American people's savings, retirement and pension funds are those now worthless treasuries?

>> No.53573967

>>53573906
He has far greater financial incentives not to destroy his own reputation in the eyes of JPM clients and shareholders.

>> No.53573983

>>53573960
WHY YOU SHOOT BARROON AMERICA PIG?? NOW OUR STUDENT FAIRR THEIR SCIENCE PROJECT. THIS IS WAR

>> No.53573988

>>53573964
>what would happen if the US government could no longer find anyone to loan it money?
It would just print to infinity. Basically what they're doing right now.

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>>53571904

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>>53573960
What if it's actually Jpow's balloon
What if it's all part of his master plan

>> No.53574016

>>53573988
Never underestimate them. NEVER FIGHT THEM. Go with the flow. And the flow is HIGHER for LONGER.
I am super bullish on this.

>> No.53574051

Worst part of bounces on BTC is the wave of poojeets that flood back into /biz/
>>53574010
Could be a doomsday JPOW balloon that buys the AAPL bonds off the grid

>> No.53574056

>>53574016
>go with the flow
But the flow is just creating a bubble to burst later. A game of financial hot potato. Institutions are just looking to dump their bags on retail.

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>>53571886
That's an old version

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>>53571886
so uhh... what is the ritual to summon an anime girl to day trade? asking for a friend...

>> No.53574072

>>53574056
>retail
What are you talking about? Retail can go fuck themself. I am here to make money.

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>>53574003
the balloon happenings on /pol/ are actually hilarious for once.
US btfo'd by a fucking balloon

>> No.53574097

>>53574051
To be fair it is the one of BTC's best months ever so it's extra flooded

>> No.53574104

>>53573815
Long desalination/fusion reactors

>> No.53574111

>>53574060
I know retard you write this shit every time I use this image but the new version is worse and I will never use this.

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>>53574072
You are retail.

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>>53574112
Of course i am.

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anons be like "where are these $3k a month nyc apartments"

everywhere? this search is limited to manhattan, under $3k.

if you look at bklyn/queens, it can be under $2k easily for a 1bdr.

all the yuppie WMAF couples are in long island city or jersey city b/c they have the shortest trip to manhattan for the lowest rent

t. yuppie wmaf

>> No.53574158

>>53574112
You are prime retail. When you are short, we go long. When you go long we go short.

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>>53574089
Funniest thread I’ve seen in a long time. I fell asleep laughing.

>> No.53574194

>>53574112
I'm employed at a hedge fund and here to specifically use this general as liquidity. Seems silly but it works and I hit my goals while also getting to shitpost on 4chan.

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>>53574154
>city
>not oakdale

>> No.53574199

>>53574154
Hollywood Hills looks nice

>> No.53574216

>>53574194
You may take our liquidity but you will never take our dubs
CHECK EM

>> No.53574253

>>53574197
Boomer trash are so depressing to look at

>> No.53574265

>>53574253
As is prime retail.

>> No.53574269

>>53574253
imo the fact that older white people dress like slobs 24/7 now is why their children are nihilists with peter pan syndrome

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>>53574194
Jokes on you I'm cashgang

>> No.53574284

holy shit euros just can't stop being retarded. those sanctions against russians always damage them more than the russians but oil bros will probably make good money of this

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53574288

you could literally be living on wall street

if your address was 1 wall street court people would think your were gobbo loaded

>> No.53574304

>>53574194
when half the thread is bullish and the other half is bearish how does that even work. only bears are here on the weekends too so youll get the wrong impression

>> No.53574307

>>53574288
could i get 100x from my broker if i lived there?

>> No.53574313

>>53571911
In 2023 you only need three ETFs: BRKY, MEXX, and KPOP.

No, I will not be taking questions at this time.

>> No.53574323

>>53574288
Donald please stop advertising your overpriced condos. No one wants to live in your cockroach infested pods.

>> No.53574339

>>53571886
Honestly guys, I hate fucking bobos as much as the next bull, but this pump seems extremely fake. If this had happened in May or June of last year, I could've believed it's going to ATHs again. But after a year of pain it just pumps like that? Seems way too easy. $TNX is holding a major support level for 2 months now, with a bullish RSI divergence. I'm thinking this can pump to August highs, but crashes back down to a double bottom (hopefully), and crabs from there for a couple months. We need more fear and capitulation for a true bottom. Any thoughts?

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>>53574104
>>53573907
Going to sift through a bunch of shit but this is what I've found so far

>> No.53574361

>>53571904
I want to start fucking up China right goddamn now.

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53574370

>>53574323
condos do have more fees but alls im saying is that rent even in fucking manhattan is not that insane. you could live 200 ft from central park for under $3k. the way people talk about rent online is completely detached from reality.

>> No.53574372

>>53574339
the dollar made a large move on friday too. anything is possible. i think people are going to get spooked by inflation coming back. if CPI is bad its gonna crater.

>> No.53574375

Is AT&T going out of business?

>> No.53574376

>>53574339
>We need more fear and capitulation for a true bottom
Wasn’t October pretty bad already, 3490 was the bottom

>> No.53574377

>>53571929
Zinc when you're sick, daily vitamin D when you're not. https://www.webmd.com/vitamins-and-supplements/supplement-guide-zinc

Or if you want a more trustworthy source: https://www.keckmedicine.org/blog/the-pros-and-cons-of-taking-zinc-for-a-cold/

Unfortunately there are no physical zinc ETFs for you to buy and redeem.

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>>53574339
>We need more fear and capitulation for a true bottom. Any thoughts?

>> No.53574399

>>53574304
>only bears are here on the weekends
bulls lead productive, meaningful lives, and don't spend their free time here. bears are mostly useless, barely even people, praying for their lottery tickets to hit.

>> No.53574412

>>53574370
For me it's a daily ride from FSG or wfh, thank you.

>> No.53574441

>>53574392
Kek

>> No.53574486

>>53574376
Yeah but that didn't bring anybody to the brink. It was like
>It can go either way from here
I think we need something like
>There's no chance we're recovering from this, we can only go lower now
The funny thing is I was looking at the 10 year treasury back in September/October, and there was a bearish divergence on the RSI, which led to the October rally. Now we have a bullish diverge. Looks kinda suspect.

>> No.53574487

>>53574288
>>53574370
>glorifying the shithole NYC
Want to know why it's not 5k a month? There's 5 homeless people waiting outside the condo lobby and most businesses closed or moved out of the city. NYC isn't your early 2000s utopia you remember it as.

>> No.53574526

>>53574194
You are doing god's work, son.

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I've been trying to get a drawing tablet for two fucking weeks and I'm about to lose my goddamn mind. FedEx "misdelivered" it and now they said I have to wait 24-48 BUSINESS hours to even get an update, which means I have to wait until fucking Monday when the package is 4 days late, and the last listed location is the next fucking town over. There's no one to hold accountable, the only person out anything is me. I don't understand how this is even possible in 2023 except by intention; these companies are worth billions of dollars but just want the customer to accept "oh whoopsie lol" as a response for why their $500 package has mysteriously disappeared.

Jesus fucking CHRIST

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OK guys. See you on Monday. Have fun shitposting.

>> No.53574577

>>53574275
Me on the right.

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>>53574487
please stop coping for one second, just one. this in particular, the last one i posted, is in an ungodly nice neighborhood mostly populated by old jewish ladies.

i know where the nice places are and where the shitty ones are, im only posting the nice ones. if you were ok living in a shittier place you could pay as low as $1600/mo.

its not my fault that seeing a negro makes you shart your shorts

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Its joever

>> No.53574602

>>53574545
did you go into their office in person yet you stupid idiot

>> No.53574604

>>53574545
and you cant complain to anyone important because you get connected to Raj in customer service who is following a script. He sends you to their automatic service online that gets sent to god knows who, and then the almighty word comes down from above somewhere in the hierarchy to tell you their decision and you have no recourse with any of the people you talk to because they didnt make the decision, it was simply some faceless authority. the modern world is dystopian.

t. guy who got his monitor damaged in delivery and was told it was my fault.

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>>53574545
>>53574604
credit card chargeback

>> No.53574632

>>53574604
these companies have in person, they have assloads of storefronts, why arent you going in there holy shit

like i dant imagine being on the stupid phone for hours instead of just heading down to their office. whats wrong with you all

>> No.53574649

>>53574583
The problem with new york isn't that it's a crime ridden shit hole just by itself, but the fact you literally can't drive or park anywhere, can't go anywhere with having to wait in a massive line, or the fact the people there are all cunty.

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>>53574599
>It's real

>> No.53574667

>>53574304
When it's 50/50 I expect a crab day. It's been more right than not from what I've seen

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I wake up every morning praying that the Chinese dare to invade my town. You don't want this smoke Buddah boy. We're taking Taiwan Semi and you'll do fucking nothing about it.

>> No.53574690

>>53574545
>FedEx
Kek, they are the worst of all the delivery services. I'm pretty sure their mission statement is to fuck up as many things as possible along the way of maybe getting you your package. I never allow them to deliver anything to me.

>> No.53574691

>>53574545
if you hang yourself you won't have that or any other problem ever again
think about it

>> No.53574718

>>53574691
Why is everyone being mean to that anon. It's not his fault FedEx is terrible.

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>>53574545
I just send $1200 worth of money orders through USPS express shipping (supposed to be next day) across the country. They said it would actually be 2 days, which I agreed to.

Jesus Christ, what a mistake. Sat in a Phoenix Distribution Center for like a week with no update on tracking. Then shuttled around through random locations before being delivered. No update or anything, because big-fuckin-surprise, nobody knows anything. They eventually came after a lot of wait and uncertainty. About 10 days total. Online people are having nightmares with shipping in this country, posts about passports, important biz docs, checks, etc... just getting fucking stuck in a warehouse while you wait for Newman to get them in order.

Never again.

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>>53571946
I put etf's in my roth ira and more risky investments in my individual account.

My portfoli for my roth IRA is as follows:

VT
SPY
DIA
XYLD
QYLD

>> No.53574766

>>53574649
well yeah if you live in manhattan you dont wanna have a car. thats the point, you dont need one.

if you want a car you live in new jersey. cheaper rents by a lot, you can have a car, PATH train goes right into the city for the same as subway fare ($2.75 although you have to pay again for subway if you need it after PATH)

and you also have much better access to normal shopping like costco, home depot, whatever. the only downside really is the disresepect

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On topic, I have a handful of AAPL puts at 143 I bought last week. I thought the stock would tank :(

Probably gonna see what Monday morning brings on a TSLA call.

>> No.53574774

>>53574740
Amazon is the only ones that get it right because they treat their employees like battered house wives and keep the fear of God in them at all times.

>> No.53574786

>>53574602
>>53574632
I literally have no idea where I would even go. There are several larger "FedEx distribution centers" in the town where it was last tracked, and probably 50 different FedEx shipping stores. Of course, there isn't a specific phone number for the local centers, and the FedEx customer service people say they have no way to connect me to the local offices. Biggest load of fucking bullshit I've ever heard.

>>53574740
It's insane man, I can't actually imagine a way to fix it other than a system that completely relies on robots

>> No.53574796

>>53574545
what do you like to draw fren

>> No.53574802

>>53574746
you should actually do the opposite so you don't have to pay taxes on any large gains from risky investments

>> No.53574808

A BALLOON JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.53574813

>>53574774
someone in my building is a 3rd party amazon seller of random crap, and bigass bins of returns to them get left in our lobby every day

idk who it is but they seem to just open all the returned packages but then just leave them in amazon bins in the stairwell

rifled through one last week and found 2x covid rapid tests and a bag of 1500 mg CBD gummies. other than that it was mostly little bits of plastic crap. oh and like a ten pound sack of kitty litter

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>>53574786
dont you have these?? just go in and be annoying and they probably have a way to call the actual manager.

>> No.53574823

>>53574774
>>53574786
Yeah, I don't dudes, but I think e-signing docs and moving money around through things like Zelle and Cashapp is the new way to go. Unfortunately for me, I was across country with only a pile of cash to my name.

To dude with the monitor, I would probably do Amazon like >>53574774 said, I've never had a screwup with them.

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>>53571904
We're in WORLD WAR 3 with Russia already!!!!
Are you people asleep?
What the fuck is going on in America?
Bunch of useless morons

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>>53574796
stuff like pic related, and I specialize in poster design

>>53574821
There are tons of those in the town where my package apparently is, but I really don't feel like driving 30 minutes to just harangue a group of people who most likely have nothing to do with my issue

>>53574823
I would have just used Amazon but Walmart had the tablet listed for $100 less than anywhere else. But of course now it's taking $100 worth of grief just to get the package anywhere near me.

>> No.53574869

>>53573572
We literally are in a new bullmarket though.
>Dumb money smart money faggotry

Ok dumb money

>> No.53574893

>>53574802
I don't want to wait 40 years to pull out my gains from large pumps. Also, historically speaking my etf's are likely to out preform my individual stocks in the long run.

>> No.53574914

Kek. They're trying to make sports betting legal in the state. But activist groups are opposed to it. "It preys on the poor tossing their money away". But hey playing the lotto, betting on horse racing, or going over into surrounding states to bet is perfectly fine and dandy. They're also trying to make weed legal for medical reasons.

>> No.53574919

>>53574843
It's WW3 but wars aren't fought the same way anymore. Nobody wants to risk being seen as the aggressor because you'll be looked at like Russia. So everyone is pulling these little Jewish tricks to try and get the other one to shoot first. Plus the US knows not a single zoomer will enlist in the military because there is no wifi or Roblox on tanks and subs. So they aren't in any hurry to start a war.

>> No.53574922

>>53574843
>Russia
>World war
Was bosnia a world war as well? Because Russia isn't a super power by any measure.

>> No.53574927

WW3 more like World War Pee.

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>sell stocks for FOMC faggotry
>get immediatly priced out
Man, what a week this was. I guess I am the faggot in the end.

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>>53574867
very cool anon, hope you get it soon.

>> No.53574947

>>53573878
They cant fight inflation and print dollars to save the US government at the same time.
This is the disconnect people arent understanding yet
Printing money only works as long as inflation is low

>> No.53574957

>>53574937
It literally showed up as soon as I posted that. The driver was looking for 3031 even though the package clearly says 3013. And he was about to just drive away again.

>> No.53574971

>>53574947
>They cant fight inflation and print dollars to save the US government at the same time.
Good thing they had the appropriate foresight and will tap RRP whenever liquidity is needed then.

>> No.53574977

>>53574947
Have you seen who is running this country? They would bankrupt the country for one nice article to be written about them.

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We are getting new lows this year. Screencap this.

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>>53574992
Hey look someone with a brain

>> No.53575005

>>53573708
>nu
Great stock. I’m up 30% on it.

>> No.53575006

>>53574867
Did you know this was originally a german town?

>> No.53575022

>>53574992
OMG the Chinese balloon did THAT?!?!

>> No.53575024

>>53574957
well draw something cool for us

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>>53574992
AKSHUALLY, according to my calculations, we are trending higher well into 2024.

>> No.53575038

>>53574992
Probably not impossible,
but very unlikely.

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So I got drunk last night, slipped, and fall thigh first WWE style on a folding chair. Pretty sweet bruise.

>> No.53575047

>>53575027
i dont understand this, your lines look arbitrary. you dont think CPI is going to be higher for january?

>> No.53575046

>>53574867
i think thats what literally everyone experiences with walmart.com kek

for me it was a case of god damn ginger ale (during lockdown), was marked in transit for a week past the delivery date and then was suddenly marked delivered and the tracking number was deleted.

>> No.53575054

>>53571904
>Ballon
Clearly you fell for the obvious alien Propaganda

>> No.53575061

>>53575047
Nope, will continue to go down till June

>> No.53575078

>>53574992
Damn you can see one of the guys in the cockpit holding on for dear life

>>53575006
Really? How far back? That's pretty far south. Wonderful place to visit.

>>53575024
I will once I set it up

>> No.53575081

>>53575061
Why? You are just making statements and drawing some zig-zag lines for no apparent reason. What is supporting your claim? Volume? Macro-data? TA?

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>>53575078
>>53574992
forgot pic

>> No.53575099

>>53575054
It really is amazing that they didn't just shoot the fucking thing down. There was literally no reason to let it stay in the air.

>> No.53575100

>>53575081
Why? It feels like it

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>>53575081
>TA?
Useless.
>Macro-data?
Yes.

>> No.53575109

>>53575078
>Really? How far back?
Until 1945. Everyhting in that town is german

>> No.53575121

>>53575099
The soviets shot down a jumbo jet full of Koreans just for tresspassing

>> No.53575122

>>53575045

How do we cash in on these shenanigans?

>> No.53575162

>>53575121
Exactly, I'm trying to think of there is some kind of strategy to why they didn't but I can't. Are they just completely subverted by the Chinese now?

>> No.53575167

>>53575103
I take it you dont feel like talking about it then. Youre just going to post a graph, be all cryptic and if it comes true you'll come back and say "I told you so" liek we were just supposed to believe you because of a graph with some zig-zag lines.

>> No.53575184

>>53575162
Maybe they arent interested in killing someone on the off chance a random hillbilly is out playing in cowpies and some of the debris is pushed by the wind to impale him in his skull. Sometimes the obvious thing is the truth.
If that happened youd be all mad at Biden for getting someone killed.

>> No.53575202

>>53575167
I just wanted to share my opinion, anon. No need to get pissy :(
Nothing on here should be believed, ever.

>> No.53575204

>>53575184
>the Democrats caring about some random right winger on Montana getting killed by debris
They regularly kill people they don't like all the time and don't even hide it.

>> No.53575207

>>53574992
correct.

>> No.53575264

>>53575202
From what Ive seen, that one group is predicting higher inflation next month, plus Biden stopped selling gas to artificially lower energy prices so thats why I think inflation will come back. Then earnings have been awful, starting with Goldman sachs so I am genuinely curious what your perspective is that is making you bullish just to learn more. On the other hand FOMC was very dovish and powell said the data is supporting disinflation and just housing is left. If you were to take the stance of not fighting the fed, it would be to go bullish
>>53575204
youre retarded if you think that wouldnt impact them massively politically.

>> No.53575279

>>53574313
>BRKY
>No, I will not be taking questions at this time.
But I have one very important question...

>> No.53575287

>>53575184
>the u.s government/military that literally poisoned San Francisco
>the cia which sold coke/cocaine and imprisoned Americans
>the fbi who kills civil rights leaders
>the NSA who spys on everybody for the fuck if it
Yeah anon you're right. My government will never do things if it means it will harm me as an American citizen

>> No.53575296

>>53575264
You're retarded if you think it would impact them. There base wouldn't give a shit and they would just ignore any republicans complaining about it. Plus republicans are for shooting it down. Yeah i'm sure the woke hippies in california are voting trump in 2024 because debris from a spy ballon killed someone.

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northeast bros... i'm wasting so much money on heat, pisses me off

>> No.53575318

whats wrong with pol

>> No.53575324

Fresh bread
>>53575321

>>53575321

>>53575321

>> No.53575368

>>53575287
All of those examples were undercover and by agencies, not directly by the president in full view of the public. im not arguing that biden gives a shit about the average americans life, im saying it would be a terrible political blunder to have your decision, while everyone is watching, kill someone when it wasnt necessary. going on about why the admin isnt shooting it down is just another media sensation thing to sell clicks and outrage.

>>53575296
100% if the balloon killed some hillbilly the right would just turn face and the press would be furiously making article after article about how careless biden is to get an american killed with a botched job. idgaf about democrats but they would be stupid to risk hurting someone. this balloon is not threatening anyones life so whats the rush?

>> No.53575543

>>53574304
>how does that even work
everything is possible when you lie about it