Accidentally attached a wojak in my email

[Anonymous No.53569091]

>picrel
What do I do? It was sent to a team of 5 people. Do I own it and just pretend like I meant to include a “meme to brighten up the workplace” or not being it up? Do you think they know I use 4chan now?

[Anonymous No.53569117]

What's up with everyone "accidently >insert retarded 4chan thing here< at work" lately? Are you all the same autist?

[Anonymous No.53569126]

they only know if they browse here too. plenty of wojacks on twitter too but they're the vanilla normie ones

[Anonymous No.53569188]

>>53569091
Subject: Apology for Inappropriate Email

Dear [colleagues],

I hope this email finds you well. I am writing to apologize for the inappropriate email I sent earlier today. In my haste, I accidentally attached a meme that was not only unprofessional but also offensive.

Please know that this was not my intention, and I understand that my actions have caused discomfort and disrespect to some members of our team. I take full responsibility for my mistake, and I am deeply sorry for any harm that I have caused.

I would like to assure you that this was a genuine mistake and does not reflect my values or the values of our organization. I will be more diligent in my actions and exercise better judgement in the future.

Please accept my sincerest apologies, and if there is anything I can do to make amends, please don't hesitate to reach out.

Best regards,
[Your name]

[Anonymous No.53569841]

>>53569091
Feign ignorance and tell them you thought it was cute, got it from your mom GF, etc. "I had not idea it was a symbol the the alt-right, hate, and bigotry. I better tell my mom."

[Anonymous No.53570500]

>>53569117
shitposting bro
you get used to it

[Anonymous No.53570667]

>>53569091
dont bring it up, if anyone asks just say it was an accident, no further explanation

[Anonymous No.53570683]

>>53569091
Spread those buttcheeks in jail. It's over for you, pal

[Anonymous No.53572389]

>>53569091
So any of your coworkers hot females who want their shrussy ate?

[Anonymous No.53572941]

>>53569091
I just accidentally linked this thread to my office chat. Please everyone act normal

[Anonymous No.53574525]

>>53569188
kek

[Anonymous No.53576011]

My female boss likes pink wojaks. She doesn't know they are called that. She just calls them red screaming men.

[Anonymous No.53576215]

>>53569188
Dear Anon,

The management team appreciates your apology. However, we noticed you failed to include your preferred pronouns in your signature block in accordance with company policy. As you know, an inclusive culture is one of Globohomo Inc.‘s core values, and some of your colleagues have reported your actions and attitude have made them feel unsafe. Therefore, we have decided to terminate your employment effective immediately. Please note your termination is “for cause” within the meaning of §69420 of the Globohomo Inc.’s Employee Handbook so you will not be entitled to severance.

We hope you will do better in your future endeavors.

Sincerely,

Stacy McGee
Human Resources
Globohomo Inc.
She/Her

[Anonymous No.53576753]

>>53576215
Never going back, ever.

[Anonymous No.53576771]

>>53569188
this unironically the chad move

[Anonymous No.53576790]

>>53569091
whats up with all the shroom posting lately

[Anonymous No.53576798]

>>53569091
You’ve cursed yourself and your coworkers
That shroomjak is demonic