/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.53568002]

He Bet Against America Edition

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>>53565776

[Anonymous No.53568081]

[Anonymous No.53568099]

Going to buy 220 shares of BTB, 940 shares of FAZE and 600 shares of ARQQ when the market opens and swing them. Maybe. We'll see what I can find over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.53568117]

>>53568002
Don't say the N-word here

[Anonymous No.53568131]

Can I write off the $700 I spent on Onlyfans last year on my taxes?

[Anonymous No.53568136]

Managing a brand is not so different from caring for someone who becomes handicapped. Brands do not see or hear, so they are at the mercy of their owners or care providers who must preserve the dignity and special character that the brand exemplifies.

[Anonymous No.53568142]

>>53568136
>the Netflix logo is a giant N
>I giggle every time I see it

[Anonymous No.53568145]

Beware the falling M2

[Anonymous No.53568168]

>>53568002
eww a macbook...

[Anonymous No.53568179]

>>53568145
What is the significance of M2?

[Anonymous No.53568185]

What would/do you actually trade if you have the $25k requirement for day trading?

[Anonymous No.53568188]

>>53568179
Falling money supply = falling currency in circulation.
If M2/M1 fall hard enough and long enough, we can see deflation.

[Anonymous No.53568200]

hullo /smg/
peace and love
peace and LOVE
i am warning you (with PEACE and LOVE)
that you will see another anon's penis by week's end
peace and love peace and love peace and love

[Anonymous No.53568211]

>>53568188
Deflation? Thats unexpected

[Anonymous No.53568226]

this balloon drama is funny because China isn't even being subtle.

[Anonymous No.53568231]

>>53568185
I day trade with more than that - why do you need $25k though? For what brokerage?

[Anonymous No.53568232]

futures gonna be greener than my weiner frfr no cap, imagine falling for the most obvious bear trap in years

[Anonymous No.53568251]

To the SKYT anon. Why do you choose SKYT over INTC?

[Anonymous No.53568266]

>>53568231
By US law, anyone who makes a significant number of trades in a day has to be indicated as a Pattern Day Trader

[Anonymous No.53568267]

post you're /smg/ track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPkCK51yTLE

[Anonymous No.53568310]

its gonna be green next week and i dont care, thats even better. the remaining bears will turn bullish and the hot CPI will come out. yes i am coping

[Anonymous No.53568315]

>>53568226
Instead of pussyfooting around, why don't they grow a pair and shoot the stupid balloons down already? Chinese shouldn't be putting that shit into our airspace anyway.

[Anonymous No.53568329]

A BALLOON JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.53568330]

>>53568251
One is a dying debt ridden Jeetfest and the other is a lean machine

[Anonymous No.53568335]

>>53568315
apparently defense people advised against shooting it because the debris might hit someone on the way down

[Anonymous No.53568336]

>>53568267
>you're
https://youtu.be/tZ4cM0hYofc

[Anonymous No.53568338]

I don't know how the fuck these government job figures can be true given me, my wife, and brother are all unemployed. I mean I don't even know how they calculate this shit, no one has ever asked us.

[Anonymous No.53568343]

kek

[Anonymous No.53568349]

>>53568343
>what is market cap

[Anonymous No.53568354]

>>53568211
It's very unexpected because we haven't seen significant declines in M2 since the Great Depression, where M2 fell by 14% from peak to trough. It is said that M2 is a lagging indicator for market performance by about a year, and M2 hasn't started falling until about March 2022

[Anonymous No.53568382]

>>53568354
So basically we are headed for a large crash?

[Anonymous No.53568383]

>>53568336
That was pretty gay

[Anonymous No.53568387]

>>53568338
It was merely the substitution of one piece of nonsense for another. Most of the material that you were dealing with had no connexion with anything in the real world, not even the kind of connexion that is contained in a direct lie. Statistics were just as much a fantasy in their original version as in their rectified version. A great deal of the time you were expected to make them up out of your head. For example, the Ministry of Plenty's forecast had estimated the output of boots for the quarter at one-hundred-and-forty-five million pairs. The actual output was given as sixty-two millions. Winston, however, in rewriting the forecast, marked the figure down to fifty-seven millions, so as to allow for the usual claim that the quota had been overfulfilled. In any case, sixty-two millions was no nearer the truth than fifty-seven millions, or than one-hundred-and-forty-five millions. Very likely no boots had been produced at all. Likelier still, nobody knew how many had been produced, much less cared. All one knew was that every quarter astronomical numbers of boots were produced on paper, while perhaps half the population of Oceania went barefoot. And so it was with every class of recorded fact, great or small. Everything faded away into a shadow-world in which, finally, even the date of the year had become uncertain.

[Anonymous No.53568399]

>>53568383
just like /smg/

[Anonymous No.53568401]

>>53568232
you're a dumb nigger. but I repeat myself

[Anonymous No.53568408]

>>53568387
Damn that's a lot of words.

[Anonymous No.53568411]

>>53568266
what's a significant number of trades?

[Anonymous No.53568424]

>>53568411
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/p/patterndaytrader.asp

[Anonymous No.53568427]

>>53568211
how does deflation actually happen like this
Does the government just destroy printed money

[Anonymous No.53568433]

>>53568382
I wouldn't predict a large crash or downturn as the macro economy is different compared to 1929, but it is am ominous signal for the future of the market. It is unprecedented in the modern era of the non-stop inflation and debt-based system we are used to. If positive real interest rates do happen, and the drastic increase from 25 bps Fed funds rate to 450 bps fed funds rate in only 1 year proves to have been too quick and harsh of a tightening, we may see unexpected results such as deflation, where holding onto Dollars makes for better yields in purchasing power than investing in the equities market.
Only time will tell, it is an unprecedented decrease unseen in many many decades.

[Anonymous No.53568442]

was thinking about buying a hooker, but then i got paranoid about being robbed, plus all the hookers are fat. i fapped instead, confident that ill never have sex in my life again.

[Anonymous No.53568444]

>>53568267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dZFVJhtJE0

[Anonymous No.53568445]

>AMC CFO sold all of his APE shares
>he's so in a rush to sell that he didn't care that it's still trading at half the price of AMC despite being the same security
wew lads

[Anonymous No.53568447]

>>53568427
No. When interest rates rise more people (like me) are enticed to buy US treasury bonds at the higher interest rates being offered. When I buy $10,000 of a 1 year US treasury bond, the money supply shrinks by the 10,000. However it is very temporary as in a years time I get my money back and its back in the money supoply + interest

[Anonymous No.53568470]

>>53568445
bullish (not)

[Scoopsicus, The Blackest & Most Gorillaest Nigger !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.53568478]

>>53568185
I have $100k
I just hold TQQQ for months on end.

The only people that *want* to daytrade are the ones that would lose all their money

[Anonymous No.53568484]

>>53568343
Are you actually retarded?

[Anonymous No.53568487]

YALL NIGGAS BEING FUCKING UP MY LIFE. YALL GREEDY WHITE FOLKS KEEP BUYING DEM STOCKS. KEEP MAKING OUR CHICKEN GO UP BECAUSE YALL WHITE BITECHS BE STEALING OUR CHICKEN..

STOP BUYING DEM STOCKS NIGGA. WE GOT TO FEED OUR KIDZ!!

[Anonymous No.53568489]

>Layoff tons of people
>Have bad earnings
>Do share buybacks
This whole thing really sounds a lot like exit liquidity, but I always sell too early and miss so many gains. My shorting test account is getting a little better so i'll be ready when the script flips.

[Anonymous No.53568493]

Oh SHIT NIGGA! A stock market crash just flew over my fucking CHART!! OH SHIT!!! NIGGGA!!

[Anonymous No.53568498]

>>53568433
Sounds like a long drawn out slow bleed

[Anonymous No.53568500]

>>53568424
so just don't use a margin account?

[Anonymous No.53568501]

>>53568447
why don't the government just do buybacks but with money

[Anonymous No.53568507]

>>53568501
That's whay QE is

[Anonymous No.53568516]

>>53568501
That's what QE is

[Anonymous No.53568521]

I hope we get deflation. I wanna see the return of a dollar menu uh that actually gives you something filling. Ex: two full size sausage biscuits & small coffee at MCD's used to be had for 3.18. Or a mega crash at the 2008 type level. Whichever. Honestly if such thing happened I'd not give a shat. I'd still go to work and get paid as normal (2008 and 2020 didn't bother me a bit)

[Anonymous No.53568523]

>>53568500
>Only going long
That's right, number only goes up

[Anonymous No.53568531]

did i miss the $meta dip completely

[Anonymous No.53568537]

>>53568523
just buy SQQQ bro

[Anonymous No.53568540]

>>53568531
Their last ditch effort is trying to monetize their AI service. I think they're going to fail personally because I believe Microsoft will trump them.

[Anonymous No.53568545]

>>53568531
no, $meta is worth 5 dollars, but only after the only employee left is zuck, and after he gives 5 zuckers behind the local bowling alley and after all shares of $meta are gone except one giving him a market value of 5 dollars.

[Anonymous No.53568557]

>>53568540
They have been doing buybacks even when share price was in the 300s. However if they dont stop the bleed in costs and revenue they will be fucked.

[Anonymous No.53568560]

>>53568521
Even if we get deflation, the prices probably aren't going to go down

[Anonymous No.53568569]

>>53568521
>>53568560
Deflation will literally never happen in a fiat currency.

[Anonymous No.53568572]

>>53568523
I never understood why shorting required a margin account. You can buy/sell puts in a cash account and still lose bigly. Sure, shorting THEORETICALLY can have infinite loss, but in reality most things don't go to infinity in a day.

[Anonymous No.53568573]

>>53568531
The time to buy META was when Jim Cramer cried on TV and apologized for recommending it. I didn't even know you could inverse that cause it wasn't a straight up buy/sell signal from him

[Anonymous No.53568575]

>>53568540
you do know that META made PyTorch, which is one of the most widely used machine learning frameworks? I'm very unaware of Microsoft AI efforts as I only know they're invested in OpenAI.
>>53568557
yeah it was dumb that they were buying back more shares in the $300s than they were when it fell, but management seems to be addressing this.

[Anonymous No.53568577]

>weekend here
>schizo bears come out
Yep, its smg time

[Anonymous No.53568578]

>>53568560
wouldn't that at least make other currencies cheaper so I can afford more japanese anime figures for using the JPY to USD exchange rate

[Anonymous No.53568588]

>>53568521
deflation won't happen unless the fed runs off their entire balance sheet+holds rates at real positive for years

we won't even be remotely close to CPI deflation until SPY has collapsed 60% and housing is down 75%. The money supply has doubled in the last 2 years the CPI is still lagging by 80-90 cumulative percentage point increases in the overall price level to match the new money supply

[Anonymous No.53568593]

>>53568445
AMC execs dumping into their shareholder base somehow doesn't feel as scummy as all the SPACs and recent IPOs.
It's not like anyone's hiding that AMC's current valuation is retarded. They know it can't realistically be saved, so all that's left is to pump the maximum dilution they can achieve, and keep kicking the can down the road as long as their retail investors keep slurping that shit up.

With most of the SPAC shitcos, its more upfront fraud. Blatantly fake sales/growth projections, underhanded warrant repricing, lockup trickery, stuff like that. AMC was at least, at one point, a real public company.

[Anonymous No.53568600]

>>53568578
that can happen without deflation if the fed tightens harder than japan enough

[Anonymous No.53568605]

If China invades my town i'm gonna walk to the front lines fueled by pure red white and blue confidence with nothing but my bare hands and stare them directly into the eye and say: "fight me"

[Anonymous No.53568606]

>>53568605
I'm gonna clap when you do this

[Anonymous No.53568616]

I don't think I'm going to make it to the end of next year.
Rocker, put a crypto address in your next video.

[Anonymous No.53568624]

>>53568569
Never say never

[Anonymous No.53568625]

>>53568572
>gaps up +30% overnight
uh oh suddenly ur stop loss at -10% doesnt mean anything and now you're negative
puts at least have a defined loss no matter what happens

[Anonymous No.53568631]

>>53568593
That's a fair critique, but don't forget AMC helped pump a retarded SPAC (HYMC), which was a gold mine with no gold, which is an investment that they're now down on. I'm merely pointing out how funny it is for a CFO to want to sell all his shares as soon as possible without consideration of price.

[Anonymous No.53568632]

Jerome powell is a massive pussy bitch nigger
He thinks he can crank CPI down to 3 or 4 percent and then call it a day.
What these MMT niggers don't seem to understand is that the price levels in the economy will EVENTUALLY catch up to the new M2 level, so inflation will stick at 6%+ for 5-10 years easily until it really starts to level off. If jerome ever starts expanding M2 again in the meantime it's just gonna get even worse.
The whole fed balance sheet has to go, and the government has to stop running a deficit. That's the only way to save the dollar and permanently bring inflation back in line. The coof print was simply way too much.

[Anonymous No.53568639]

>>53568329
So is this the event that shifts the popular normie consciousness into cold war mode? Are we going to have a decade or two of colwarnuthinburger events followed by a short war in some out of the way nowherestan country and then India becomes the superpower behind our backs? (Just kidding :) )

[Anonymous No.53568645]

>>53568631
Did AMC really invest in a gold mine with no gold? Can I get a run down.

[Anonymous No.53568651]

>>53568575
I don't know if META has come out and officially said anything about their AI service, but Microsoft is very vocal about trying monetize and corner the AI market. Obviously Google has their hat in the ring as well. It will be interesting to see who comes out on top.

[Anonymous No.53568654]

What tickers exist for trading coal? I don't think there are any ETFs, but I know only of Whitehaven (WHITF)

[Anonymous No.53568663]

>>53568632
Just wait till you see the rebuilding of Ukraine print.

[Anonymous No.53568669]

>>53568654
btu

[Anonymous No.53568672]

>>53568632
>the government has to stop running a deficit

[Anonymous No.53568671]

>>53568663
If we do even half of a coof print again the median house will reach 3 million dollars by 2028

[Anonymous No.53568687]

im so fucking pissed UPS broke my fuckign monitor and then GIGABYTE is trying to make me pay more than the monitor is worth to replace it. $300 down the drain. Im sitting here trying to watch a movie, shitpost, and study and ITS NOT FUCKING EASY

[Anonymous No.53568691]

>>53568427
M2 is just one measure of money supply. Most likely dollars are exiting to the non-overlapping zone of M3. Although the Fed themselves admit they don't know how to track the supply of dollars. They can't track overseas dollars.
>Does the government just destroy the printed money
Yes/No. They retire old bills routinely but print new ones to maintain the quality of the circulating notes. "Money Printing" you hear about is actually the Treasury deficit spending and minting Treasuries as collateral to back what they didn't collect in taxes. Commercial banks print money too when they originate loans and mint it with a mortgage security.


>>53568501
They've considered it, but haven't ever done it. They would have to spend from the TGA, alternatively they can tweak the duration profile by issuing bonds of one duration and buying back another.


>>53568516
No, QE is an asset swap between the Fed and master accounts.

[Anonymous No.53568704]

>>53568631
Well anything >0 is a fair price for him to sell at in my view, given their current financials.
Good point though, they have done and said some stupid shit in the past 2 years.

[Anonymous No.53568712]

>>53568408
Ok, zoomer

[Anonymous No.53568717]

>>53568687
Deal with UPS instead.

[Anonymous No.53568722]

>>53568651
I'd say Google > Meta > Microsoft is the consensus for rankings of AI research.
>>53568645
it's a slight exaggeration, but they did buy into HYMC, which went bankrupt in 2015 for failing to achieve high enough mining grades from its property to turn a profit.

[Anonymous No.53568723]

>>53568669
Thanks, was able to find more info on Zacks, it's a small sector

[Anonymous No.53568729]

>>53568687
UPS broke my Gigabyte monitor too last year. I took pics of the box with the hole and damaged screen and got a free replacement through UPS's claims portal.

[Anonymous No.53568737]

>>53568687
You did not buy a lemming. Its your job to pay for shipping back but they should be immediately sending you a new one. You shouldn't even be worried about the UPS component since you aren't their customer here.

[Anonymous No.53568739]

>>53568722
Without knowing too much of their businesses, I like MSFT from the point of them having operating system penetration, dabbling in AI, tons of data harvesting (not as much as Google), and apparently wanting to buy ATVI

[Anonymous No.53568741]

>>53568654
BTU
AMR
ARCH
HNRG
HCC
CEIX

[Anonymous No.53568744]

why is the forest playing the billboard hot top 40 singles 2023

[Anonymous No.53568750]

>>53568729
already tried, they said i didnt pack it good enough. i used too small of a box.

[Anonymous No.53568761]

>>53568704
the thing is that the company is voting to merge APE back into AMC because it's retarded for them to raise capital on APE when it was trading at like a 87% discount. there is an arb opportunity to short AMC long APE (which is still trading at a 50% discount, mind you) that the CFO didn't even bother to wait for.

[Anonymous No.53568772]

>>53568142
>Giggling is a very rewarding activity

[Anonymous No.53568778]

>>53568002
Is this super or hyper core unemployment?

[Anonymous No.53568786]

>>53568739
I'm neutral on MSFT overall. It's the definition of a reasonable company at a reasonable price, so not a lot of opportunity available to make outsized returns.

[Anonymous No.53568792]

>>53568433
>>53568498
The current M2 decline is like 3.6 Roentgens: not great, not terrible.

[Anonymous No.53568798]

I’m already bored lads needing the market to open soon

[Anonymous No.53568799]

2 more weeks guys. just 2 more weeks and this market is going under. crashing with no survivors. just give it 2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.53568822]

>>53568741
>>53568669
SXC is some other one that was listed >>53568723. What's interesting is that it has inverse correlation to natgas

[Anonymous No.53568825]

>Another Chinese spy balloon is transiting Latin America, Pentagon says
damn, the wind is really doing wonders on these totally civilian Chinese balloons, huh?

[Anonymous No.53568827]

>>53568588
>deflation won't happen unless the fed runs off their entire balance sheet+holds rates at real positive for years
>
>we won't even be remotely close to CPI deflation until SPY has collapsed 60% and housing is down 75%.

[Anonymous No.53568828]

>>53568825
Why don’t they just shoot these chink balloons down?

[Anonymous No.53568830]

>>53568654
GLNCY

[Anonymous No.53568838]

>>53568828
read >>53568335

only update is they're working with NASA now to try to calculate where the debris would land.

[Anonymous No.53568841]

>>53568792

[Anonymous No.53568843]

>>53568838
gravity tends to pull things downward, should I call and tell them?

[Anonymous No.53568845]

>>53568761
The thing is if/when that merger passes, AMC is dumping down to APE's level, not the other way around.
The ape gang investors of AMC are only there for the MOASS, and how's that ever gonna happen when they merge in infinite new shares?

I haven't looked at the arb play, but usually borrow costs eat this spread and it becomes a bet on how long the merge takes to complete. There were a lot of SPAC warrants trading below exercise value back during the peak of that mania.

[Anonymous No.53568847]

>>53568828
US wants to study it since our techtrannies cant even make hypersonic missiles or make spy balloons

[Anonymous No.53568858]

>>53568841
It's a real mystery, Mr. Burns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntPeHC8z1Og

[Anonymous No.53568866]

>>53568845
I can confirm the cost to borrow is demolishing the spread, but I'd imagine they'd still meet somewhere in the middle. not playing it, but still just silly.

[Anonymous No.53568885]

>>53568843
I think the fact that the balloon is deep, deep into the stratosphere makes it a more complicated physics problem than what you're thinking.

[Anonymous No.53568899]

>>53568885
We have the best tranny military hardware 50 trillion in spending can buy!

[Anonymous No.53568905]

>>53568267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABxbuI5Zufo

[Anonymous No.53568988]

>>53568002
Ahhhhh, anouther weekend spent shitposting on SMG, I wonder what shenanigans we'll get up to this time

[Anonymous No.53569008]

we do like to occasionally have fun here

[Anonymous No.53569012]

help im getting paid 46/hr but now new hries are getting paid 47/hr
some older folks are still only getting 45.5/hr

how do i negotiate
that $1/hr is $2000+ more every year i could be investing into LEAPS

this is all in canadian dolalrs tho lol so this is like US$25 per hour vs US$26 per hour

[Anonymous No.53569036]

>>53568885
u mean the us can't just drop a net over it with another plane and drag it down?

[Anonymous No.53569037]

>>53568988
if i dont make some goddamn money next week i wont be able to buy a new monitor.

[Anonymous No.53569041]

>>53569012
this is why it is encouraged to job hop every two or so years.

[Anonymous No.53569060]

>>53568792
hyperinflation is pretty much the path at this point, deflation is so ridiculously hard to get and it doesn't benefit the government at all. The response to any crisis is always money printing and even a debt default would probably end up being inflationary because they'd try to reverse the default with additional money printing and giving compensation to the previous debt holders.

[Anonymous No.53569076]

>>53569012
negotiating is a meme, just ask your boss like a human being

[Anonymous No.53569112]

>>53569076
US companies and employees like the commies they are try and make it seem illegal/wrong to discuss wages at work.

[Anonymous No.53569136]

Powell has been behind for over a year now.

[Anonymous No.53569166]

>>53569060
Hyperdeflation is bullish

[Anonymous No.53569173]

>>53568687
FedEx has had my $500 Huion tablet for two days in the next town over. Bunch of dumbfucks.

[Anonymous No.53569180]

>>53569173
have you tried going into one of their offices and bitching? being an annoying wang can work wonders

[Anonymous No.53569216]

bullish weekly candle on dxy
gold is pumped so this could have a long fuse
gravestone doji on palladium
nat gas a totally coiled spring ready to spike on putin's orders
big meeting between us and china diplomats market poised to puke on bad outcome, rip roar on a breakthrough. usa wants a pro-western premier installed in march, china has thus far has installed nationalists to every major political post, not even a token appointment for the shanghai clique or western-aligned politicians.
things are looking grim but i think the terms have been made clear, we find out now if chinas obstinance will force more bear market or if we can move past this and have a prosperous year at least.

[Anonymous No.53569235]

>>53569012
Just talk to your boss and point that out. They're abusing your laziness by paying you less.

[Anonymous No.53569246]

I went to Five Guys (no stock, privately owned) and it was good, but one thing that always weirded me about their stores is that they plaster the walls with positive reviews from newspapers and whatever. It's like...... why? I'm already inside. Does Five Guys need to put positive affirmations on its walls to keep it from killing itself? Whatever...
I hope they go public so the shareholders can write letters demanding the interior decor budget be cut

[Anonymous No.53569268]

>>53569216
Us natty gas will pop once lng resumes exports next month.

[Anonymous No.53569274]

>>53569246
they need heftier buns. i really like the cajun seasoning on their fries though.

[Anonymous No.53569290]

i used to walk 3 miles to five guys after class in highschool with my friend and then we would both go back to our houses and take colossal shits

[Anonymous No.53569291]

>>53569246
They do that so people will look at the awards and remember why they're eating there when they glance at the menu and see its $20 for a burger.

[Anonymous No.53569295]

>>53569274
Yes, they could use better buns. Their burgers are very good though, they have more flavor.
I also hate the cajun seasoning. I actually hate their fries... period. I don't know why I order them anymore

[Anonymous No.53569306]

>>53569268
Exports to where?

[Anonymous No.53569323]

i miss PRIMANTIS colossal sandwich

[Anonymous No.53569338]

fucken cheap too by the way.

but probably gonna stay a pittsburgh regional thing forever because cucks dont love sauerkraut

[Anonymous No.53569339]

[Anonymous No.53569350]

this is fucken $5.99, the egg and cheese. if you go to any other chain place for a sandwich when theres primantis around you must be fucken stupid

[Anonymous No.53569351]

>>53569339
>by Steve Goldstein
At this point every online article is so full of shit its best to just go with your gut and completely ignore them. Every ounce of their soul goes into trying to fuck you over.

[Anonymous No.53569358]

>>53569338
Primanti is the only good thing about western Pennsylvania

[Anonymous No.53569360]

>>53569351
it means the bullmarket is back.

[Anonymous No.53569367]

OH NO BOBROS OH NONONONONO!

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/are-we-in-a-new-bull-market-11675441252?mod=home-page

>News flash: We may be in a new bull market.

[Anonymous No.53569382]

>>53569323
looks tasty bro

[Anonymous No.53569386]

anyone else see the huge insider buy in EXPR? a director negotiated with the company to buy shares at $4.60 despite it currently trading at $1.30, so it's technically dilution, but the participant opted to pay way over the current ask.

$25 million on a penny stock is odd to say the least.

[Anonymous No.53569395]

>>53569382
this one is approved by WEF

[Anonymous No.53569399]

>>53569395
please never post this again

[Anonymous No.53569408]

>>53569395
Poe's Law: the webm
I honestly can't tell if this is satire at this point

[Anonymous No.53569410]

>>53568002
>am my own boss
>do consulting for ecommerce businesses
>run my own ecommerce business
>I do whatever I want every single day
>money just flows and flows

How do people bypass the anguish from having an easy, fun, and peaceful life? I feel like I don't truly feel "alive" unless everything is shitty. Life is just fucking boring if it doesn't also suck a shitload.

What do I do? Get lost in the wilderness once a month? Go to church?

Riding this easy life for the next few decades will drive me insane.

[Anonymous No.53569419]

>>53569410
join freemasons and do charity work (that's what they do mainly)

philanthropy is what bored rich people do if they arent addicted to drugs

[Anonymous No.53569422]

>>53569408
>I honestly can't tell if this is satire at this point
Same for me. it become harder everyday. i think i spend too much time here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6Jfms87AxE

[Anonymous No.53569451]

>>53569386
i dont buy scam stocks sorry

[Anonymous No.53569456]

yields...

[Anonymous No.53569461]

>>53569410
Do a passion project. Like fund a game you want made and direct it. write a book, go on dangerous trips and collect images and write down your experiences, etc.

[Anonymous No.53569476]

>>53569456
...are they STILL fucked up?!

[Anonymous No.53569477]

what has been the most brutally painful lesson the market has taught you so far

[Anonymous No.53569479]

>>53569451
why do you think someone would spend $25 million to buy a scam stock?

[Anonymous No.53569485]

>>53569477
If it’s good enough to screenshot it’s good enough to sell and never mess with shitcoins

[Anonymous No.53569508]

>>53569395
EAT SUSTAINABLE HEALTHY BUGZ YOU BIGOT!

[Anonymous No.53569512]

>>53569476
Yes but its getting better,
but well see on the CPI print in 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.53569513]

>>53569386
interesting, but will have to verify first whether it was an actual buy and not some insider ""buy""" to bait people into buying, it's pennyshit after all
good thing this happened on a weekend

[Anonymous No.53569514]

>>53569477
Don't go big on options bets if you don't know wtf you're doing yet
Same as everyone I guess

[Anonymous No.53569515]

>>53569306
Everywhere. You can check future contacts which are priced in mmbtu of gas. Current US lng costs 2.4-2.5 for a mmbtu. Europes still priced at 16-17. It only costs about 1-2$ to ship it to Europe.

[Anonymous No.53569536]

>>53569477
Always inverse me.

[Anonymous No.53569543]

>>53569477
Go into a trade based on how much you're willing to set on fire, not how much you can make off of it

[Anonymous No.53569545]

>>53569485
>if it’s good enough to screenshot it’s good enough to sell
its so true especially with options, screenshotting a position is pretty much peak euphoria

[Anonymous No.53569558]

>>53569513
the insider buying form was filled, so it's real. it's part of a larger "strategic partnership" with WHP Global to try to fix the business.

I'm trying to understand this: "Under the terms of the transaction, WHP will also make a common equity PIPE investment to acquire 5.4 million newly issued shares of EXPR at $4.60 per share, representing an approximate pro forma ownership of 7.4%."

[Anonymous No.53569570]

What are the financial implications of getting a pet to be less lonely? Also, trading's pretty hard right now, with spy being reasonably priced given the economic situation and the crucual data on the impact of the rate hikes on the economy still being months away. I'm expecting a very boring period with little volatility.

[Anonymous No.53569581]

Let’s say you have 6 months to live from heart problems
What would you do? Let’s say you also have 36k in cash.


Purely hypotheticaly of course
Aha ha

[Anonymous No.53569585]

>>53569570
waste of money. pain for travel. take a scorpio...let it alone 2 month. come back. no pb
take an emperor one https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_scorpion

[Anonymous No.53569589]

>>53569570
i love my cat i play with him every day and he sleeps with me every night

[Anonymous No.53569594]

>>53569581
max out all debt and buy crypto. worst case nobody profit. you have family to give it to ?

[Anonymous No.53569596]

>>53569570
My cat is like a brother to me

[Anonymous No.53569605]

>>53569581
I'd try to double it.

[Anonymous No.53569620]

>>53569581
Thailand. Beaches & Bitches(men). I'd eat like a king.

[Anonymous No.53569622]

>>53569570
Make sure you're not allergic first

[Anonymous No.53569641]

>>53569581
lots of ketamine

[Anonymous No.53569652]

>>53569558
So it's to get in a gamble is what you're saying?

[Anonymous No.53569656]

>>53569581
Learn to fly a plane. Crash it into something.

[Anonymous No.53569659]

Bullish

[Anonymous No.53569664]

>>53569581
Are you the anon with the 200/180 blood pressure?

[Anonymous No.53569665]

>>53569477
That price action changes the narrative. When stocks go down everyone fears recession. When stocks go up everyone thinks a soft landing is guaranteed. But the real probability of a recession or soft landing is separate from the price action. A soft landing isn't going to happen just because stocks are going up. A recession isn't going to happen just because stocks are going down

[Anonymous No.53569672]

>>53569652
it's an interesting hail mary is all I'm saying, just flagging it to outsource opinions.

[Anonymous No.53569684]

I’m done

[Anonymous No.53569689]

>>53569664
Yeah. I’m going through the denial phase.

[Anonymous No.53569696]

>>53569689
Has anyone told you that you have six months? Or are you figuring that yourself?

[Anonymous No.53569697]

>>53569581
Fo a water fast and heal.

[Anonymous No.53569709]

>>53569697
*Do

[Anonymous No.53569716]

>>53568002
>as hiring unexpectedly surged despite high inflation
Good b8 journo, made me reply to call you out as retarded or dishonest for implying higher prices means people typically work less rather than more.

[Anonymous No.53569740]

>>53569656
How about lets get someone who can fly really good to fly into something
https://vocaroo.com/1mdLgCESultL

[Anonymous No.53569757]

>>53569684
Marin...

[Anonymous No.53569761]

>>53569740
Based.

[Anonymous No.53569766]

>>53569558
Wasn't this announced a few months ago?
Some kind of weird reverse lease plan to buy all the actual assets out from underneath in exchange for resolving the debt. They were facing bankruptcy before the announcement.

If the market didn't care in these past 2 months, I'm not sure why it would suddenly care today. It may or may not work out over the long run, but don't expect some sudden pump from this filing.

[Anonymous No.53569795]

>>53569581
wait did the doctor diagnose you with that? youre the one that took the booster to get into grad school right? fuck these universities, you are going to die for nothing. you need to do something that will put the fear of god in you, maybe skydiving.

[Anonymous No.53569802]

i think people really dont get why gig work appeals to people

every cafe & restaurant me has hiring signs and banners, and meanwhile theres a million guys riding around on bikes and scooters delivering food

thing is regardless of the pay a lot of people will always take the gigwork, where they can sleep til 4pm, then do as many $4 deliveries as it takes to buy a delta 8 preroll, smoke it, get hungry, go out again and do another $4 delivery run, buy themselves a sack of mcdicks, go home and pass out for a few hours, wake up again around 10pm, repeat process, pass out at 4 am, sleep until 4pm, repeat. theyre not making enough to get their own place but neither would they be around here working at a random cafe.

[Anonymous No.53569811]

>>53569684
i feel so bad for you and everyone else that was murdered by these pharma companies. take solace in the fact everyone dies.

[Anonymous No.53569819]

>>53569585
what about a snake? or a turtle

[Anonymous No.53569838]

>>53569570
>What are the financial implications of getting a pet to be less lonely?
It'd be a long term commitment spanning two or so decades.

[Anonymous No.53569850]

>>53569410
Reminds me of the kid in the cellar.

[Anonymous No.53569854]

>>53569570
Real hassle, costs money, it will die and you will be sad. If you can tolerate these get a pet

[Anonymous No.53569863]

>>53569410
Reduce the time you do your routine thing and spare extra time to develop wither new hobby or business or relation or invention or education

[Anonymous No.53569885]

Cock

[Anonymous No.53569914]

>>53569838
not if its a mouse. my boy is approaching 8 months and he lookin grizzly

[Anonymous No.53569915]

>>53569740
>That ending

[Anonymous No.53569953]

>>53569477
The inevitable outcome may take far longer than you are willing to hold out for

[Anonymous No.53569957]

>>53569410
same place more or less although im too antisocial to consult for anyone

i just make mischief on the internet

Unironically though, you should run for office - youre a perfect candidate as youre a self-made man, AND you have the spare time to do it as you set your own schedule

kind of planning to do that personally but you know, antisocial

i would pick doing it in the republican party regardless of your beliefs, they need help bad. just say "well im a republican because i think free enterprise is an important part of the american fabric" and be a total RINO if you want. they will be absolutely thrilled to have a young candidate that isnt bugfuck crazy and retarded.

[Anonymous No.53569984]

>>53569802
being your own boss is the new generation fantasy and gig work lets people live it without needing to be an entrepreneur

[Anonymous No.53569988]

>>53569323
This looks good except for the fries in the sandwich. I don't need fries in my sandwich. You put fries beside the sammich.

[Anonymous No.53570000]

>>53569988
Agreed. I hate fries in my food. They are supposed to stay crispy on the side of it. People have truly forgotten the value of contrast.

[Anonymous No.53570005]

>>53569684

[Anonymous No.53570008]

>>53570000
checked
based food and fry separator

[Anonymous No.53570024]

>>53569988
get both idiot

no seriously its not the same without the fries they are integral to the structure. if you ask for it with no fries, the greasy hairy sandwich man will laugh at you

>>53570000
checked but the cole slaw is there for crunch idiot. this is a sandwich invented for big fat fucker steelworkers.

its a pittsburgh thing, if you order any salad in pittsburgh theres about a 2/3 chance it will randomly have fries in it

[Anonymous No.53570037]

Bros....

[Anonymous No.53570047]

shoutout to the anon who shilled lase

[Anonymous No.53570055]

>>53569766
it seems to be running after hours on the filing. I think the filing will put it more on people's radar as I don't think the company has a lot of media attention as a whole, so even if it was announced earlier, it's possible it pumps on this.

[Anonymous No.53570057]

>>53569984
honestly its less that its a fantasy and more that these are people who are high everyday and would have to clean up their act to get a real job and thats not gonna happen

seems chill though. after about 10pm the gigworkers start to congregate at the mcdonalds near me, they all just hang out there waiting for orders to come in while they pass around blunts and handles of vodka and eat mcdicks themselves as well.

these people are smoking, drinking, living and having fun, and all the people theyre delivering to are sitting alone in their apartments getting cold mcdicks for dinner lmao. really whos the wealthy man?

[Anonymous No.53570113]

GNS

[Anonymous No.53570116]

>>53570055
It spiked in december when they first announced. But you could be right, there might be a random echo pump.

[Anonymous No.53570127]

>>53570057
>smoking
>drugs
>drinking
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.53570136]

/smg/ I just figured out how to inverse yourself. Place trade in a paper account. If it works you're smart and it builds confidence for your main account. If it doesn't work you just reenter on your main account where you cut loss on the paper. I think I might start doing this for my swing trades because they rarely end up working.

[Anonymous No.53570145]

>>53570127
look lol these are people who quite possibly didnt graduate highschool and may well be sub literate

these are not people who are gonna be enjoying intellectual pursuits anytime soon

if they didnt have this they would probably be shoplifting or burgling so i think its pretty much a win win

[Anonymous No.53570187]

I just wanted to start my own tech company.

[Anonymous No.53570203]

>>53569684
>>53569689
God be with you Anon

[Scoopsicus, The Blackest & Most Gorillaest Nigger !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.53570219]

>>53569581
I’d pull a Ted Bundy.
You’d probably be dead before the trial is over too; death sentences drag out for years.

Fun fact:
ANY lock can be picked.
Check out lock picking lawyer on youtube, and start learning, my man.

[Scoopsicus, The Blackest & Most Gorillaest Nigger !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.53570236]

>>53570187
Pro-tip: don’t.

[Anonymous No.53570243]

>>53570187
do it faget

[Anonymous No.53570276]

>>53570236
I just can't stand the other shitskin wagies I work with. They're so small minded and incapable of having original thoughts. I want to spread my wings and fly.

>>53570243
The retard pump shrekt the capital I was going to use to get it off the ground, and now I'm going to get laid off.

[Anonymous No.53570302]

I'm worried about heart anon

[Anonymous No.53570313]

>>53569802
You also don't have to interact with a boss, coworkers, or even the customer most of the time.

[Anonymous No.53570335]

>>53568267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElyYjOOb6Lc

[Anonymous No.53570362]

Heart anon, my father was on death's doorstep. The doctors were not very hopeful at all. He is sitting in the living room as we speak. A miracle happened.

Maybe you are done, maybe you are just getting started. I pray for miracles everyday - and you are a miracle.

[Anonymous No.53570363]

>>53570302
His fault for taking the jibby jabby.

[Anonymous No.53570377]

>>53570313
on the other hand, i would hate to be out doing that shit on a ten degree day in february like today.

[Anonymous No.53570460]

>>53569684
You well get better don't lose hope.

Was it the Vaxx? That the kikes pushed it on you?

[Anonymous No.53570483]

>>53569684
Goodnight sweet prince.

[Anonymous No.53570488]

We get Powell again on the 7th. Hes going to pull it

[Anonymous No.53570492]

my dads obese with high blood pressure and cholesterol, but HIS dad was colossally obese with diabetes, kidney failure and refused to take any meds for it and still almost made it to 80

[Anonymous No.53570495]

Anons, I just got heemed today. Why in the FUCK did Amazon shit the bed so much? They were $112 now they lost over $8 fucking fuck WHY???

https://voca.ro/1lc2TEoGEFjJ

[Anonymous No.53570497]

>>53570276
Go for it. Best time to start is today.

[Anonymous No.53570506]

>>53570495
this is why you dont buy when "record retail inflows" into tech stocks are pumping it 10% hours before an earnings miss

[Anonymous No.53570528]

>>53569395
That face of onions is always disgusting. What happened to this person to make him this way?

[Anonymous No.53570544]

>>53569395
god the oversized glasses piss me off way more than it should. Why do these people always wear those stupid things?

[Anonymous No.53570545]

>>53569757
I want this so bad but know it will never happen. So I focus on making money so I will at least never have to live in a van down by the river.

So far this year I am up $2800 on mostly calls and puts.

[Anonymous No.53570551]

>>53570545
nice ,you can afford 2 maybe 3 months of rent in a studio apartment. go dumpster diving for your food and you have enough left over for some soap.

[Anonymous No.53570571]

>>53570551
my real question is why do young people these days act like having roommates isnt a thing

my hipster cousins have lived in nyc for years paying like $300 for rent because they live with like 6-8 other hipsters at any given time

but zoomers and redditors act like theyve never even heard of the concept and the only way to move out of dads basement is to get your own studio. idgi

[Anonymous No.53570582]

>>53568131
you should write it off as a capital loss

[Anonymous No.53570590]

>>53570571

I'm not sure 20 year olds have real friends anymore. Don't they just use tiktok all day and smoke Marijuana?

[Anonymous No.53570596]

I never thought interest rates could even go this high without breaking something, but it appears the economy can take it easily and will probably go much higher

[Anonymous No.53570607]

>>53570596
i dont think interest rates have caught up with everything yet. i bet next quarter will really be ugly.

[Anonymous No.53570626]

This looks very bearish for Amazon. People can't even afford to buy food from them anymore?

https://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-fresh-amazon-go-closures-why-didnt-grocery-work-2023-2

[Anonymous No.53570631]

>>53570590
thats exactly what my cousins did except like vintage records & mtv instead of tiktok

the real issue is that they dont have the interpersonal skills to handle even basic quibbles with other people

a lot of them also dont actually want to move out b/c they want to have momsy keep doing their laundry and buying the groceries, so they spend all day online complaining that rent is too high when theyve literally never even looked for an apartment much less tried to get roomies

[Anonymous No.53570654]

>>53570626
whole foods sales for the quarter increased 12% so its not that in the least

the question is, if youre gonna get basic groceries in person who would you ever go to some weird amazon store instead of aldi or walmart

[Anonymous No.53570661]

>>53570571
Having roommates isn't great. You may find out your friends are horrible living mates that don't clean up after themselves and steal your food. Randoms are even more of a crapshoot. Also how am I supposed to pound off to anime butt ass naked in my living room if I live with other people? No I don't want them joining me.

[Anonymous No.53570675]

>>53570626
The growth for growth's sake reconing has begun and I am ecstatic. You fuckers will look at the disheveled schlock you pump out and realize that these products need to work well in order for them to be useful.

[Anonymous No.53570696]

>>53570607
Ya it's the "for longer" part that's going to fuck us. The last rate hike is going to be the biggest sell the news moment in history.

[Anonymous No.53570712]

>>53570661
no i get the motivation

im just saying acting like its "muh economy did this to me" is retarded

single young men have literally never lived by themselves en masse, they were either at parents house, married, in boarding houses, or in work-provided housing like the military

and honestly living in a hotel is still not a bad deal, you can swing $30-50 a night at low-mid chain hotels like quality inns and wyndhams, thats only like $1000-$1500 a month and that includes heat, electric, ac, furniture, cable, plus they have a gym, pool, and free fucking waffles for breakfast

like literally your only other bills would be cellphone + dinner. no idea why people dont do this, it seems like such a lifehack.

[Anonymous No.53570725]

Just imagine believing in the deflation meme. I am not convinced Inflation is defeated until we are at 25% rates. Will call Jpow a faggot as long as he rate hikes like a pussy.

[Anonymous No.53570727]

>>53568002
how do I get good at stocks if I only know how to invest in shitcoins?
does TA actually work on stocks?

[Anonymous No.53570772]

>>53570725
I dunno anybody who believes in deflation. There are people hoping for it, but belief is an entirely different story

[Anonymous No.53570777]

>>53570626
I started using Hello Fresh, made enough ramen the other day to last me three whole days worth of lunches. Some delivery services can save you money but Amazon just tried to sell regular groceries when Instacart and other apps already do the same thing but make it faster and easier usually.

[Anonymous No.53570779]

>>53570654
Isn't whole foods like its own separate entity? I remember reading that while Amazon owns them, they pretty much don't do much else with that store chain iirc.

[Anonymous No.53570829]

>>53570779
i mean idk but either way i wouldnt think the failure of amazon fresh has anything to do with affordability if whole foods sales are up

i just personally cant answer the question of who would ever shop at amazon fresh and why. it doesnt have a fun vibe, its not quirky, it doesnt have a healthy vibe, its not particularly affordable, it doesnt have "service" - if anything it has less than anywhere else - the vibe is just "uhhh groceries" and why wouldnt you just go to stop and shop then? at least there you can bum a few meat samples from the deli counter guy

[Anonymous No.53570874]

>>53570571
Because I would rather die then have a roomate. I had to deal with that in college. Mine stole from me. Mine planted drugs under my bed and I nearly got expelled. Only thing that saved me was his finger prints were on the baggie and not mine.

[Anonymous No.53570876]

>>53570772
Thats the thing. No one believes in the FED faggots anymore. They are impotent and powerless.

[Anonymous No.53570896]

>>53568267
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CpWBXBAk1k
I'm something of a normie myself you know

[Anonymous No.53570963]

>>53570874
if youre really such a paranoid cracker, theres still a lot of roommate situations where people split a 4bdr or a house and everyone gets a door that locks for their shit. dont save as much money that way but its still a lot cheaper than a place just for yourself

like its wild to me when people are like "how does AnYoNe afford to live in NYC" like...they have roommates, even people i knew in college who went to nyc for finance jobs had roommates, because paying 3k a month just for a basic place to sleep would be retarded

[Anonymous No.53570976]

>>53570963
Where are these 3K a month NYC apartments? I live in the bay area and a 600 sq ft box is 2800+ a month. 4 people can't sleep in that space unless you make the pods meme a reality.

[Anonymous No.53570997]

>>53570976
>4 people can't sleep in that space unless you make the pods meme a reality.
are you sure it's not already reality?

[Anonymous No.53571024]

>>53570997
Unfortunately it is. Old people are dividing out their victorian houses into 300 sq ft boxes to charge 3K/month rent to people. The insane greed I saw during the early 10's is nuts. What's more nuts is that it just keeps on going...

[Anonymous No.53571038]

>>53570727
>does TA actually work on stocks?
If you know what you're doing, yes.

[Anonymous No.53571049]

It's going to keep pumping Monday and rest of next week right guys? I bought calls sonic better.

[Anonymous No.53571111]

>>53570876
>No one believes in the FED faggots anymore
Jpow will do an angry speech on Tuesday next week. It will be a repeat of Jackson Hole from last year on the June rally

[Anonymous No.53571128]

>>53570727
TA was adapted to crypto from assets like stocks and commodities.. it arguably works far worse for crypto than for stocks.

[Anonymous No.53571138]

>>53571111
C-checked...

[Anonymous No.53571293]

>>53570727
Drawing lines on a chart is a meme, we're not in fucking art school, anon... especially on small time frames it's basically tea leaves reading.
Drawing one (1) meme trendline on a weekly timeframe to check the overall trend is a sane choice and acceptable. Same goes for the commonly used moving averages (50, 100, 200) but not because they are special it's more like every retard and algo seems to respect them so you should have it at least displayed (not basing decisions out of it though).
The only indicator you really need is volume. Checking unusual price action (up or down) you can get more clues out of any trend than every line you can draw, unironically. Especially after the stock went sideways ("forming a base") for some time.
Just don't fall for the TAtard memes by shitting up your charts with every indicator imaginable it doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.53571322]

anyone know an easy way to find out how many years did the january effect hold ground versus the rest of the year?

i.e. if jan was bullish was the rest of the year bullish?

yeah i know you can check a big chart or do it year by year but still. i wanted to it by the decade: in the 90s how many years did this meme hold ground vs the 2000s and the 2010s etc

[Anonymous No.53571346]

>>53571293
>volume
Embarrassed to say but I've been on smg for over a year now and while I know what volume is obviously and why it should be tracked, I still am not very good at reading it and knowing what a "good vs bad" volume looks like.
For example, do I place longs or shorts at low volume expecting a breakout? Stuff like that isn't clear to me at all.
I've been doing alright just momentum and swing trading and buying low and selling high and only dealing with shit I know about, and obeying the 3 day rule (that last one has helped a lot in avoiding getting rekt)

[Anonymous No.53571365]

>>53571111
See >>53570725
That faggot is powerless and cannot do ANYTHING.

[Anonymous No.53571503]

>>53571346
>For example, do I place longs or shorts at low volume expecting a breakout? Stuff like that isn't clear to me at all.
If you're risk-averse you bet after the volume spike to make sure it's not a fakeout and the stock momentum got really changed for whatever reason. Like you see a stock trading sideways for 3 months and suddenly it spikes relative to the volume of the previous days/weeks - something "happened". You might place some small bets on the volume spike and pyramid into the position after you have confirmation of the trade, but again fakeouts happen pretty often so don't hold the bag if you see it doesn't stick.
I would not go in before any price action because that's just dead money if the stock continues to trade another 6 months sideways, I'd rather look for a better trade.

[Anonymous No.53571509]

>>53568002
I sold my COIN bags, that it I'm out.

Nice lil 40% gain.

[Anonymous No.53571512]

>>53568002
these are your 500k jobs ameribros. Imagine thinking THAT is bullish.

[Anonymous No.53571535]

>>53571509

[Anonymous No.53571562]

>>53569360
I'm getting brokerage ads on the radio for several days now if not more.
Pump&Dump imo

[Anonymous No.53571582]

>>53569508
Confirmation bias, the post.

[Anonymous No.53571602]

>>53571512
>Nonfarm Payrolls (Jan) 517K vs 185K forecast
Was truly the biggest shock. Imagine being bullish on higher inflation.
Funny enough your mainstream talkingheads are trying to justify how it's bullish because muh economy stronk like hey retard if demand rises (consumer spending) and supply still low, the prices will go up and inflation goes back up too like the MoM CPI is already showing going back up. lol, lmao even.
Market went into full retard mode on open though but got it's senses somehow back on close. Next week will probably not look good for bulls.

[Anonymous No.53571798]

>>53568002
is it time to buy ai ETFs?

i present my case:

[Anonymous No.53571805]

>>53571798

[Anonymous No.53571813]

>>53571805
"chatgpt"

[Anonymous No.53571818]

>>53571805
looks like january was the time to buy retard

[Anonymous No.53571819]

>>53571805
dumb money buying into [current thing]

[Anonymous No.53571827]

>>53571818
i dunno to me it seems like this is the start of an ai mania. retard.

[Anonymous No.53571842]

>>53571798
>>53571805
any good ai bull or bear leveraged etfs?

[Anonymous No.53571856]

>>53571842
i have no idea, i posted like, twice on biz over last 5 years.

all i know is that we'll likely get human-level ai this year.

[Anonymous No.53571866]

>>53571856
>all i know is that we'll likely get human-level ai this year.

[Anonymous No.53571868]

>>53571798
>>53571805
What does the AI run on

[Anonymous No.53571880]

>>53571868
NVDA
>>53571866
ah the 82iq take

[Anonymous No.53571889]

NEW

>>53571886

>>53571886

>>53571886

>>53571886

[Anonymous No.53572784]

>>53569323
Tried one when I went up to shithio and it was godly. Made me like coleslaw desu

[Anonymous No.53573625]

>>53568315
Because its too high up. Also, no telling what all the Chinese stuck on the thing. So you blast it and maybe you scatter radioactive material all over the U.S. So you do that and what do you gain? nothing. they can take those same pictures from orbit with satellites, so this is largely just a political flex by China trying to bait America into a mistake.

[Anonymous No.53574218]

>>53571322
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/j/januaryeffect.asp

[Anonymous No.53575474]

>>53570963
I don't know why people aren't buying homes a groups, if you can split rent 4 ways you can split a down-payment and mortgage 4 ways as well