/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53561567]

>he thought he was Micheal Burry in The Big Short

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>53560485

[Anonymous No.53561576]

buy cpuh

[Anonymous No.53561580]

The giga trap has begun

[Anonymous No.53561589]

fist

[Anonymous No.53561612]

>Europe couldn't grow with negative rates but it'll definitely grow with 4% rates because it's been warm this winter
This is the average bull thesis nowadays

[Anonymous No.53561616]

First for Talmudist Cognitive Dissonance funds irrational bullshit.

This post best played by shorting META (not really, they'll pump it with cheap loans till you're broke)

[Anonymous No.53561619]

me slurping every chink dip this week

[Anonymous No.53561620]

post you are /smg/ song or track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbynKDoyQhw

[Anonymous No.53561621]

any eurobros know when do i get my tax info on interactive bros? i read something about march for non-us entities

im nervous about it since i just started using proper broker last year.

[Anonymous No.53561632]

AAPL isn’t worth $2.5T

[Anonymous No.53561634]

OIL nearing 74$ now, just keeps dropping lmao

[Anonymous No.53561638]

moon boys, whey you at?

[Anonymous No.53561642]

>>53561567
This rally still has a lot of legs..according to astrology chart. But astrology is not 100%...

[Anonymous No.53561645]

i'm already down 2% on my BOIL shares. are the jews to blame for this?

[Anonymous No.53561648]

>CHWY still pumping after AMZN miss
ruh roh

[Anonymous No.53561653]

>>53561567
>Inflation so out of control they had to change how they measure so the get lower numbers
>Inflation's totally gone guys soft landing achieved!!

[Anonymous No.53561654]

gold fags ...

[Anonymous No.53561656]

The fact that Yum! Brands and more specifically Taco Bell isn't more valuable is a travesty in management. I look at Taco Bell and think about how retarded they are for not directly competing more against Chipotle. Chipotle has dominated the fast casual side of restaurants with nearly no competition for years now and I think Yum if they were smart would make the move to compete.
Restaurant attitudes have changed and customers want real food, quick, and with a semi-appearance of being healthy. Yet the geniuses over at Taco Bell keep coming out with these cheesy beefy dorito crust tacos and not doing shit. I realize that a substantial percentage of their business is generated from fat fucks but I believe that they are missing out on a substantial portion of marketshare/growth from the trends in Gen Z and late millenials.
Everywhere you look on social media people are into bodybuilding, bashing seed oils, bashing trash food, and generally being more health conscious. Taco Bell therefore should start making protein burrito bowls and change some of their marketing to target this growing trend. Ultimately they should try to shed their reputation of being cheap shit pink slime to accommodate new growth from the more health conscious.
More and more customers order food online and if they saw on their delivery apps that Taco Bell has something like a burrito bowl that looks healthy enough, more people would be willing to give it a try which could potentially lead to more growth.
It seems like an opportunity to take some steam out of Chipotle and a good opportunity for an emerging market.

Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.53561658]

>>53561645
If -2% bothers you, then you must get itchy sell fingers at +2%, huh?

[Anonymous No.53561664]

Please stop shilling VTI. VUG is the patrician Vanguard ETF

[Anonymous No.53561673]

mumu is losing a lot of money today. Why did they think it would go up today

[Anonymous No.53561677]

>>53561634
That does it. I'm going to go harvest copper from my city's electrical car chargers.

[Anonymous No.53561685]

>>53561597
yes kek

i have acquired autistic savant levels of knowledge abt clothing but i have nothing relevant my resume and really nothing at all since getting my stem degree other than being a barista and ebay seller

i would take a pay cut to work in any office because im fucking ronery

but somehow i cant even get an interview for entry level positions at mall-brand apparel cos, when the faggots who work for them now are bleeding money and closing stores year after year after year

i went in a macys the other week at it was a fucking disgrace. same cheap shit tier tommy hilfiger puffer jackets and michael kors handbags that theyve had for like a decade at this point

back half of the store had been turned into like a fucking discount rug warehouse, just a big empty room with a bunch of rugs on the floor and printed out paper signs saying 75% off. like this was in an actual real macys

not saying id do better but damn

[Anonymous No.53561687]

>>53561664
>Not VTV for stagflation

[Anonymous No.53561700]

>>53561645

I don’t hold BOIL but I’ve thought about it. I don’t see how it’s not a play if you’re just willing to hold it for a while.

When you look at last years chart KOLD was also really strong in early February.

I am far far from the smartest guy on here but if you’re buying in very low and planning to be patient I can’t imagine you don’t profit on BOIL.

[Anonymous No.53561727]

When is China going to go back up so I can drop these heavy as fuck bags?

[Anonymous No.53561729]

>>53561645
I opened a short on UNG (US Natural GAS) a few hours ago and I'm already green lmao

[Anonymous No.53561730]

>>53561700
>willing to hold it for a while.
You know all those gay legalese disclaimers your broker shoves in your face when you buy fun ETFs?

Yeah, they actually apply to shit like BOIL.

[Anonymous No.53561734]

>>53561700
Something called stop loss if you hold 3x leviable ETFs

[Anonymous No.53561736]

>>53561645
>are the jews to blame for this?

The answer is always yes.

[Anonymous No.53561741]

>>53561685
pretty similar life path to me
i used to do vintage clothing until the fucking zoomers moved in
now it's mostly vintage toys/collectibles

[Anonymous No.53561744]

>>53561727
I expect good momentum next week already since this red week was on no significant news. At worst 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.53561746]

>>53561656
Tell me about the niggers they hire to work at Yum! ?

[Anonymous No.53561748]

>>53561653
Let's stick to the facts: the BLS is manipulating the job numbers higher. And they're changing the CPI weightings so CPI is *also* higher.

[Anonymous No.53561753]

>>53561656
Taco Bell is built off the back of shitty gimmicky products, but it works because everyone has their own gay little favorite. McDonald's successfully pulled off a menu shrink because no one gave a shit they stopped serving salads or Angus Mushroom Swiss 1/3 pounder burgers. People like to shit on the Travis Scott meal for just being a burger and some nuggets, but it successfully pivoted the menu to be leaner and simpler.

Meanwhile when Taco Bell tried to menu shrink everyone started shitting and pissing their pants. Opening up petitions to save the soggy tostada called a "Mexican pizza" and shit. Yum Foods is defined by this shit and there is no pivot available to them without alienating their customer base and no Chipotle regular would make the switch at this point. They dug themselves a hole and now they're stuck there.

[Anonymous No.53561760]

>>53561654
It's being manipulated lower by seething Bitcoiners.

[Anonymous No.53561774]

>>53561620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX2dse0c3L8

[Anonymous No.53561775]

>>53561612
some people just fomo like retards
can't fix stupid

[Anonymous No.53561776]

>>53561748
I'm so pleased that hearing the numbers were up, I had to immediately decide to not believe them, because people won't train to make arrests, cause TV told them they're not supposed to make arrests.

This post best played with GEO and POWW

[Anonymous No.53561777]

>>53561656
>Everywhere you look on social media people are into bodybuilding, bashing seed oils, bashing trash food, and generally being more health conscious.
Are you sure this isn't just because you follow internet racists?

[Anonymous No.53561778]

>>53561567

Fear and Greed index reached extreme greed

This is going to be an easy short

[Anonymous No.53561780]

>>53561656
Strike one they don’t pay a divvy. Consumer staples that don’t pay dividends are beyond retarded. Strike 2 Taco Bell got rid of their cheesy grilled potato wraps a few years back and I haven’t been back since. Also Popeyes, zaxbys, and church’s are better than kfc

[Anonymous No.53561786]

>>53561753
just make them seasonal like the mcrib

[Anonymous No.53561795]

>>53561612
yeah, this is why you don't invest in turks,arabs, and japs

[Anonymous No.53561802]

>>53561656
i think they would rather just acquire a new brand to serve that part of the market, and then over time convert existing taco bells to that new branding if it does well - or really even just close taco bells and sell off older locations/end those leases and build new construction or remodels for the new brand

yum! recently acquired Habit Burger which was a local san diego chain for a long time, and now they're expanding it rapidly, because it's at a premium price point relative to cheap fastfood - its basically exactly what youre talking about although it doesnt have the health thing so much

if i were them i would jump on Bubbakoo's Burritos, new jersey chain that's basically doing what you're saying - seems to be expanding rapidly as it is, and doing quite well - and they also run wing & burger delivery ghost kitchens out of every location because they smart

[Anonymous No.53561803]

>>53561656
taco bell is peak goyslop i wouldn't feed it to my dog

[Anonymous No.53561816]

>>53561753
Taco Bell is built off of Sour Creme.
This post best played by DF and BGS

[Anonymous No.53561820]

>>53561795
>this is why you don't invest in turks
My turkish shotgun is trash, so this is true.
>>53561803
>i wouldn't feed it to my dog
Can I feed it to your dog, though?

[Anonymous No.53561822]

>>53561654
WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE 6oz of boomer metal

AHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.53561824]

>>53561734
Again. I don’t hold boil so I have no dog in this fight. Also I’m not even saying you’re wrong or there’s not a handful of reasons why BOIL is a bad play, that I’m just overlooking.

But when I just very briefly looked over the seasonal charts and the yearly charts I see something at least worth throwing a little money at on a long shot.

If I’m wrong, which again I am completely open to the idea I am. Honestly not being a smart ass here just trying to learn.

Can someone explain what makes BOIL not even worth a long shot?

[Anonymous No.53561832]

>>53561654
it's over

[Anonymous No.53561841]

what an honor its been to be able to buy BOIL at the low price of 7.43
what a great ticker

[Anonymous No.53561844]

>>53561760
holy cope

[Anonymous No.53561848]

>>53561824
I think that anon is trying ti infer that the leverage is the problem with BOIL.
t. UNG calls/share holder

[Anonymous No.53561863]

>>53561656
>>53561802
write the word Nigger.

This post best played by VWAGY

[Anonymous No.53561867]

The Mumu is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a retard, cuck, gullible, fuckstick, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But mention he's in a bear market rally and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

[Anonymous No.53561870]

>Open TD-Ameritrade account
>Superior to pleb webull in every way
>Innitiate transfer of stocks to Ameritrade account
>Webull has locked my account and bobo is raping my gains right now.

FUCK YOU BOBO

[Anonymous No.53561874]

>>53561753
Your last paragraph kind of hits the nail on the head. The management at Yum has dug themselves into this hole by not anticipating the change in customers taste and expectations. I'm not saying that they should get rid of the goyslop items yet they should make more of an effort to try to win over some of the lifting bro crowd that sees Chipotle as the king of quick clean eating. They have a price advantage because they have lower quality standards and there is no reason they shouldn't try to siphon that marketshare. I'm a wagie restaurant fag that sees the way customer tastes are changing and the industry definitely is switching to the Chipotle model of real food, fast, and relatively cheap (with customers willing to pay a small premium for real food).
Yum has to do better.

[Anonymous No.53561882]

>>53561844
Hold the line, boomer rockstars.

[Anonymous No.53561890]

>>53561848
I see, the leverage makes it not a good candidate to hold long term

[Anonymous No.53561891]

>>53561870
Why dafuq did you plan to do that in the most volatile week of the quarter?

[Anonymous No.53561895]

>>53561567
Tsla just fucking bankrupted me bros

never shorting this garbage stock ever again

[Anonymous No.53561906]

What happened to Ticker GOLD?

[Anonymous No.53561907]

>>53561802
>would rather just acquire a new brand to serve that part of the market
Good thought.

[Anonymous No.53561913]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53561915]

>>53561632
Look up their revenue

[Anonymous No.53561917]

Stocks you wish existed: for me it’s
>publix
>wawa
>onlyfans

[Anonymous No.53561918]

The fact that the guy named "JXN TO THE MOON" on stocktwits, the man who has been posting nonstop about JXN for over a year every day, sold right before the low-float buy back moon is so fucken ironic.

[Anonymous No.53561919]

>>53561687
>SCHD > VTV

[Anonymous No.53561923]

>>53561906
Bond Yields and DXY did a drive by

[Anonymous No.53561927]

>presents

[Anonymous No.53561932]

>>53561906
DXY* up

[Anonymous No.53561936]

>>53561874
>I'm a wagie restaurant fag that sees the way customer tastes are changing and the industry definitely is switching to the Chipotle model of real food, fast, and relatively cheap (with customers willing to pay a small premium for real food).
Look at these industry insights. Look at this YUM bear/CMG bull getting one up on Wall Street.

We should all strive to be more like this anon.

[Anonymous No.53561938]

Also your daily reminder to buy SKYT so you don't miss out on a future large cap semi-stock.
And INTC sucks.
And you should have bought ZIM when I told you to.
And bobos are fucken retards.

[Anonymous No.53561941]

>>53561656
Go inside a taco bell. Look at the people in the drive thru. Look at the workers. Now go to a chipotle and do the same thing. Now tell me there is enough overlap for fucking taco bell to move into chipotles market share. It would take a complete rebranding and leaving their niche, which is trash food for poor people.

[Anonymous No.53561945]

>>53561927
I hate when this happens. Ugh, traveling

[Anonymous No.53561953]

Housing crash when?

When?

When?

[Anonymous No.53561963]

>>53561938
sorry my portfolio is already 100% 300% semiconductors

[Anonymous No.53561968]

>>53561953
happenin

[Anonymous No.53561969]

>>53561890
There's also the issue of a fuckton of contango. Any more than a couple days or a few weeks and your BOIL will get eroded by like 10% a month.

[Anonymous No.53561976]

>>53561891
>>53561891
Look I am just kind of winging it ok. Learning as I go. I'm up 40% over all though so whatever. I am only down 5% so far today. Also Everything I have is longed so it doesn't really bother me all that much but still.

[Anonymous No.53561977]

STOCKS HAVE TANKED TO LEVELS NOT SEEN BEFORE YESTERDAY AT NOON!
>reminder that retail doesn't move the market
>reminder that monetary policy moves the market
>reminder that dxy and bonds move the market

[Anonymous No.53561980]

A rare golden Bart on the /GC 1hour

[Anonymous No.53561981]

>>53561741
i'm on the edge of zoomer/millennial

when i first started, there were mostly millennials a few years older than me doing it - they had a good eye for "classic vintage" like band tees and college sweatshirts and shit but like, who the fuck doesnt recognize that shit when you see it?

what they were missing was stuff like fisherman sweaters, random cheapo cashmere sweaters from kohls, random company jackets with funny names, idk, just stuff that might not obviously stand out as sellable, but where i made probably 90% of my money. i would rather sell 5 sweaters for $30 than one band tee for $150 because theres a lot less chance of some autist going nuts because i missed a stain on the back of it. not saying you missed that stuff but all the millennials around me were just chilling unless they saw some obvious vintage-store vintage shit. they werent trying to innovate in terms of what was sellable or could be made sellable - like for example, i didnt invent the cropped polo shirt, but for a good six months i was the only one selling them online in any quantity. ez fucking money with a pair of scissors. zoomers are dumb.

i took a break for about a year or so around covid, and when i went back, all the millennials were gone and now the people grabbing for the vintage were mostly younger than me

i also autistically posted guides and answered questions on how to make money from vintage on 4chan & lolcow for a few months during the time i was away, and then when i went back, all the people seemed kinda like channers and femcels so idk, i mightve caused some things to happen

[Anonymous No.53561990]

>>53561906
I fucking sold that shit literally a week prior to this up 30% kek. It was literally the lions share of my gains.

[Anonymous No.53562002]

>>53561753
>Angus Mushroom Swiss 1/3 pounder burgers
lmao fuck you that was my girlfriends favorite

[Anonymous No.53562008]

>>53561915
and he's still correct?
you've been riding the Ipod for 15 years.
>but the Iphone
Is the Ipod
>the iwatch
good product idea, doesn't deliver, yet.
>iglass
noble effort

everything you're doing is being copied at 1/4th the cost by others. what have you got planned?

>>53561936
>subway model for mexican food
it works tho.

[Anonymous No.53562019]

>>53561980
opps

Shit

[Anonymous No.53562023]

>>53561976
man it's dangerous to be moving assets between accounts. Some brokers can leave you stuck in limbo for days let alone weeks if you get assigned with a crappy customer service person.

[Anonymous No.53562024]

>>53561917
Unironically SpaceX. Earnings reports are such a cliche +/-10% thing. But a gigantic rocket launch? That may or may not explode? Now that's a fun investment gamble.

[Anonymous No.53562026]

>>53561824
I will present to you the bear case for natural gas, not trying to convince you to take a position either way - I have no position - presenting solely as trying to share what a natural gas bear would say
>this is the #1 most important:
https://www.hellenicshippingnews.com/drastic-shift-in-natural-gas-outlook/
>Assuming Europe does not experience a prolonged cold spell in the current heating season, the region should exit the 2022/23 winter with storage above 50% full. This is significantly higher than the 26% seen at the end of the last heating season and above the five-year average of 34%.
having storages 2x last year, 1.5x longterm averages means that there is a huge surplus of supply. not only is this surplus of supply suppressing prices now, but the higher storages make it much easier to fill them by next winter, a lot of months to refill them = less stress on supply, they have until november to fill to 80%, and they'll already be at 50%
>this is the #2 most important
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-02-01/mild-february-will-help-extend-europe-s-gas-storage-buffer
the weather. it has been an extremely warm winter (resulting in storages being more full) and it is likely to continue to be warm based on heating degree days estimates
not only is the weather in Europe very warm, it is very warm in the US and Asia. There have been cold spells that create fear - but they've all cleared up in less than a week; there has been a lot of fear about the weather suddenly getting cold this whole season, and it has never materialized
the weather is the most important decider for natural gas - if you believe that you can predict future weather greater than individuals with access to the top weather data / their own proprietary models it is a difficult market to create an edge in
>natural gas production is very high in the US
https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/us-natgas-output-hit-record-high-2023-demand-fall-2023-01-10/

[Anonymous No.53562028]

>POV: (You) are depending on AAPL (after missed earnings, bad guidance), META (goggles company) and TSLA (muh innovation) holding the market up
how stupid will you feel after le big one?

[Anonymous No.53562037]

In a non-margin account, as long as I always buy with settled cash, it's fine to sell the same day right? I don't want the Good Faith/Freeriding Police to bash down my door...

[Anonymous No.53562043]

>>53562024
ahh, to have access to (((loans))). I'd buy as much of that shit as I could.
anyone got a public traded holding some of that?

[Anonymous No.53562045]

i missed the dip

[Anonymous No.53562046]

>>53561895
Why short? "420 Funding Is Secured!"

[Anonymous No.53562049]

>>53562037
same day no. Next day yeah.

[Anonymous No.53562050]

If you remember winter 2019, we're following the same playbook right now.
oil and NG uninvestable, rate cuts imminent, economy looks great, tech infinity pump regardless of earnings/guidance.

[Anonymous No.53562053]

I'm going to say this to smg and you can take it or leave it

In 2020 Oil prices were approaching sub-zero and it was a shitshow. That was the time to buy
Recently shipping prices were absolutely shitting the bed. Most shipping stocks were down huge. That was the time to buy (see ZIM recently) and most of you missed it.
Next will be Natural Gas stocks. They will be down an insane amount. Wait until midway through summer.

Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.53562056]

>>53561953
Look up Case Shiller computer from 2005-2015

[Anonymous No.53562063]

>>53562026
Have you considered that if the war in Ukraine extends, production pressure on the continent will expand shifts, and plausibly new factories?

[Anonymous No.53562067]

>>53562026
>>53561824
if you want to inform yourself on natural gas, heating degree days, weather forecasts, modeling etc, read everything put out on this website
https://www.naturalgasintel.com/
use archive. ph to avoid the subscription
also would recommend frequently searching google with time filter to last week
>bloomberg natural gas
to stay on top of international news in natural gas markets

[Anonymous No.53562072]

>>53562049
Wait, really? I thought as long as you have enough settled cash to fund all of your purchases, it doesn't matter... It's only a problem if you use unsettled cash, maybe I was wrong

[Anonymous No.53562075]

>>53562053
Your posts would have more credibility if you didn't shill dogshit like SKYT
Just saying

[Anonymous No.53562077]

>>53562037
Its selling with unsettled cash that gets you the time out from your broker (female)

You need to also have at least 25K to sell same day

[Anonymous No.53562090]

>>53562028
The big one doesn’t start until the bond market starts fixing the inverted yield curve. Then we’re truly fucked. Until then, enjoy your massive rally’s and declines

[Anonymous No.53562092]

Amazon isnt pumping at all. Should i sell my position on it?

[Anonymous No.53562096]

gold computer got heemed today

[Anonymous No.53562098]

>>53562053
This sounds accurate. What about oil?

[Anonymous No.53562100]

3.9% unemployment rate....Biden won

[Anonymous No.53562107]

GBP / USD bros....

[Anonymous No.53562109]

>>53562075
I can't wrap my head around why some of you are so anti-SKYT. Your reasons are always fucken wrong. I don't need you to buy the stock but I'm just curious, a year form now when its sitting around $40, how will you cope?
You're going to ignore good advice because of of SKYT? Just seems retarded.

[Anonymous No.53562114]

>>53562077
Wait... by "selling with unseltted cash", you mean "selling something you bought with cash that was not settled at the time of purchase", right?
And yes, I have over $25k account value, but it's not a margin account
I'm just thinking about rolling some calls I bought this morning. I had settled cash when I bought them, and I have enough settled cash to do the buy leg of the roll... I just don't want to fuck up

[Anonymous No.53562117]

im bagholding soxs so hard right now hoping that soxl goes back to 11 but that is fucking retarded. im gonna have to cut my losses soon.

[Anonymous No.53562123]

spy computer still has a gap to fill at 421.16 from August 19th, 2022.

[Anonymous No.53562130]

>>53562072
I never tried it myself but you can test this and see if causes a violation. Most brokers let you have 3 violations per quarter before locking you out.

[Anonymous No.53562131]

>>53561907
its just that having 1 bubbakoo and 1 taco bell in a town would be so much better than 2 of either due to "illusion of choice"

for the ultimate example (that i know of anyway), look into Big Burrito Group - its a pittsburgh based company that owns like 50+ restaurants but almost all of them are under different branding from each other while serving a lot of the same ingredients - same steak, different sauce basically.

theres way more than shown here and many of them are in the same cuisine category - for example Mad Mex has like 5 or 6 locations, but its an older style table-service restaurant, and of late they've just been opening a bunch of "independent" taco shops under various names - Bul River Taco, Paco's Tacos, etc like that - that are just counter service

ive literally heard people talk about like "oh should we go to bul river or paco's" which is hilarious because they're literally the exact same fucking place owned by the exact same company with different decor.

theyre also able to shuffle around employees as needed between their various properties which gives them more flexibility vs independent restaurants

i kind of hate it because it takes even the notion of "quirky independent restaurant" away from independent restaurants lol

[Anonymous No.53562139]

>>53560349
You know I wasn't ever going to test something like TMF vs SPY or XBI vs SPY, but here we are. And I am really glad I did, because TMF vs SPY works REALLY WELL.

I guess I will have to reconsider my selection criteria.

[Anonymous No.53562144]

>>53561917
>Stocks you wish existed:

[Anonymous No.53562148]

I'm so glad I sold my JEPI for the S&P last week.
Just goes to show that its a bear market investment.

[Anonymous No.53562152]

>>53562100
yet when I drive through my city it seems like homelessness increases 5% every month...

[Anonymous No.53562156]

Anything good to buy and hold for a year?

[Anonymous No.53562158]

>>53562090
>>53562077
>>53562028
>>53561976
>>53561891

Should I stop being a degenerate penny stock gambler? And move the 100k into something safer, I'm up 57k in the last 12 months.

[Anonymous No.53562165]

>>53562107
Bank of England guv'nah paused, innit?

[Anonymous No.53562170]

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[Anonymous No.53562176]

should i keep adding to my semiconductor/sp500 pile or just hold off? i got a feeling this shitheap is coming down just not sure how low we'll be going. jpow being dovish for the first time ever gives me some hope that we may have even seen the worst of the bear market.

[Anonymous No.53562175]

>>53562152
>>53562100
Once you learn how they calculate unemployment you'll laugh your ass off. Its more like 18% of the workforce isn't working. Doesn't matter though, its bullish no matter how you read it.
Lots of people are working = better stocks
Lots of people aren't working = rate cuts sooner

[Anonymous No.53562178]

>>53562114
Wait

https://www.fidelity.com/learning-center/trading-investing/trading/avoiding-cash-trading-violations

[Anonymous No.53562181]

>>53561941
They are the same at this point in my opinion. I live in a top ten US metro area and Chipotle has siphoned off the poor people demographic judging by the people I've seen in line. When Chipotle can give you an 10 dollar burrito with the perception that it is more real than the slime they serve at Taco Bell even the poors go there. Literal retards that work the lines at Chipotle look like shell-shocked soldiers because Chipotle is so damn busy. YUM should at least try to get some of those customers back. It's not easy but they'll have to pivot eventually.

[Anonymous No.53562187]

>>53562156
AI stocks? they will probably only get bigger

[Anonymous No.53562188]

>he doesn't use his 3 time unsettled cash violation on one broker and then switch to another broker to do it again

[Anonymous No.53562194]

The Chinese are literally flying nuclear armed spy balloons over the United States and gold is down 2.5% fucking clown markets

[Anonymous No.53562197]

The market is completely fucked

[Anonymous No.53562199]

>soxs dumping on no news

[Anonymous No.53562202]

>>53562139
And here is one I was going to try.
Healthcare sector vs biotech.
The left one is the one I was planning to do i.e. always trade the more volatile asset. But I accidentally did the right one first, so I included it.

[Anonymous No.53562204]

>>53562194
You can't price in the threat of nuclear war since if it happens everything goes to zero.
So its ignored.

[Anonymous No.53562205]

>>53562152
more jobs = more people spending = more demand = inflation = homelessness

let's not mention the glorification of crack, amphetamiens and other degenrate garbage on apps like tik-tok and instagram

[Anonymous No.53562206]

>>53561753
>Meanwhile when Taco Bell tried to menu shrink everyone started shitting and pissing their pants.
still can't believe they killed the mexi melt and 7 layer burrito

[Anonymous No.53562210]

>>53562197
Yes it is

[Anonymous No.53562216]

>>53561917
>wawa
i had the same thoughts recently. they're all over south florida the past few years and theyre planning on expanding into other states in the future

[Anonymous No.53562221]

>>53562178
I think I'm in the situation of Trudy part 1:
>Cash available to trade = $10,000, all of which is settled
>On Monday morning, Trudy buys $10,000 of XYZ stock
>On Monday mid-day, she sells XYZ stock for $10,500
>At this point, Trudy has not incurred a good faith violation because she had sufficient settled funds to pay for the purchase of XYZ stock at the time of the purchase.
It's only the next day when she buys and sells with those unsettled $10,500 that's a problem. I have no unsettled cash right now

[Anonymous No.53562227]

>>53562188
>>53562037
>>53562178


>he doesn't use his 3 time unsettled cash violation on one broker and then switch to another broker to do it again

KEK this is what I do if I mess up.


Anon, just do one day trade with settled cash and see if you get flagged.

>Cash available to trade = $10,000, all of which is settled
>On Monday morning, Trudy buys $10,000 of XYZ stock
>On Monday mid-day, she sells XYZ stock for $10,500
>At this point, Trudy has not incurred a good faith violation because she had sufficient settled funds to pay for the purchase of XYZ stock at the time of the purchase.

[Anonymous No.53562234]

>>53562194
all that matters for gold is the relative strength of the dollar
dollar down, gold up
dollar up, gold down
dollar is up 1% today

[Anonymous No.53562235]

>>53562144
This

[Anonymous No.53562255]

>>53562170

[Anonymous No.53562258]

>>53562216
They’re all over North East FL as well. Came up quick too.

[Anonymous No.53562267]

>>53562144

[Anonymous No.53562271]

>>53562158

You're doing good so far. Good choices on TMC, HUT, BITF

But remember position sizing (Kelly Criterion).

[Anonymous No.53562283]

>>53562267
I would trust Native American Lou Diamond Phillips.

[Anonymous No.53562293]

>>53562158
This works until it doesn't and you lose everything in a day or week.

[Anonymous No.53562307]

>>53562283
116.73% APR on 5000 loan
lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.53562310]

>>53562206
Everything has gone to hell since they got rid of the 99 cent tostada and basically the american dream is dead

[Anonymous No.53562312]

>>53562158
There’s nothing wrong with taking profits, plus treasuries are paying absurd rates so there is no reason not to be putting some funds in those. If you’re also a schizophrenic, like many here, buy some precious metals with that profit too.

[Anonymous No.53562314]

>>53562049
Retard, cash accounts have unlimited daytrades. If the cash is settled then there's zero issue. Then after selling it's just a matter of waiting for the cash to settle like a good goy, t+2 for stocks and t+1 for options.
So if you had enough settled cash you can daytrade all you want, using unsettled cash is what gets people in trouble.

[Anonymous No.53562315]

>>53562267
>Take out $5,000 loan
>Use it to short them into bankruptcy
Checkmate, red man.

[Anonymous No.53562317]

>>53562267
>116.73% APR

Yikes

[Anonymous No.53562330]

>>53562307
The ad has the greatest justification for loan sharking ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9mhlRp8DzI&t=4s

[Anonymous No.53562332]

>>53562310
They made up for it with the quesarito and their cheesy fiesta potatoes. Top tier goyslop

[Anonymous No.53562336]

>>53562131
Interesting. Really my point isn't necessarily about Taco Bell but rather about competing against Chipotle. There is such a huge market for real food, quick, and cheap that a competitor has to show up. I had an idea about a Mediterranean style Chipotle after going to a restaurant in Charlotte that basically is exactly that. You get your pita or bowl and build it down the line with feta, olives, hummus, schwarma, etc. It was incredible and definitely could give Chipotle a run for their money.

[KOA No.53562342]

https://inference-finance.com

Look at this fancy shitcoin lmao

[Anonymous No.53562343]

>>53561753
They could do something like "Gym Menu" with basic shit on it like "Healthy Onions Protein Bowlerino" and "Buff Powerliftero Meat Bowl"
Just a basic addendum using shit they already have prepared, then target gym rats on fb, YouTube and Instagram

[Anonymous No.53562347]

>>53562109
Oh don't get me wrong, the rest of your advice isn't great either. You're the kind of Dunning-Kruger trader who's been around for 6 months, caught a few moves and now you think you have perfect reasoning and can predict all future events. Cocky as fuck after making $10k in profit or some shit. Eventually you'll all in something retarded and blow it up.

Natural gas (henry hub) is fucked as long as freeport is closed and as long as Shale oil production stays strong plus becomes increasingly gassy as they slowly shift to their lower tier wells. Importantly, the futures curve still implies decent forward pricing for NG, and stocks haven't sold off much yet.
European natural gas could easily bounce back, however.

ZIM is/was a solid bounce play. Personally I've been selling puts. It has nothing to do with some imminent turnaround in the container industry though. Just purely a bet on ZIM trading below cash and having excessive short interest with limited remaining downside. Based on upcoming containership deliveries and the fact that we've come out the other end of this bullwhip in demand + deliveries from the covid lockdown era, it could be 3-5 years before we see anything truly bullish in container shipping. Dry bulk has much more potential, although stock valuations don't support entering any trades until the data there actually turns positive.

As for SKYT, it's already been explained why it's not a great idea. Not saying you can't trade it, but this long term outperformance your pushing just isn't going to happen. One year from today, it'll be worth less than $12. You can quote me on that.

[Anonymous No.53562354]

Powell is giving an unscheduled speech on Tuesday

Why?

[Anonymous No.53562355]

>>53562202
>>53562139
so it seems that 2 negatively correlating assets do well but are both also upward trending?

can you do FX pairs like EUR/GBP / SPY?

[Anonymous No.53562359]

>>53562347
Oh fuck off I've been investing for 6 years. I'm not reading this retarded wall of cope.

[Anonymous No.53562360]

>>53562354
wait wut

[Anonymous No.53562363]

>>53562354
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.53562366]

>>53562354
Cutting rates. Inflation was transitory after all.

[Anonymous No.53562370]

>>53562317
yeah but it's 5k bro

[Anonymous No.53562371]

>>53562343
They already have that it's called "the power menu"

[Anonymous No.53562376]

>>53562354
giving another Jackson Hole 2.0 speech

[Anonymous No.53562377]

>>53562354
Well we just had an 8 sigma beat on employment data so probably a surprise rape hike of 250 bepis

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53562388]

today I shorted NFLX

[Anonymous No.53562390]

> OIL


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA KEK BAGGIES

[Anonymous No.53562391]

>>53562354
If it's unscheduled, how do you know when it's going to happen?

[Anonymous No.53562392]

>>53562347https://obliviousinvestor.com/what-does-it-mean-for-something-to-be-priced-in/

Just some basic reading for a midwit like you

[Anonymous No.53562396]

>>53562376
that speech really was some fucked up shit

[Anonymous No.53562400]

anyone else looking at UVV for the long term?

[Anonymous No.53562403]

>>53562343
More or less what I was thinking. They don't even have to add anything to the menu. Just give the illusion that the food isn't the most goysloppiest food in town.

[Anonymous No.53562405]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.53562411]

>>53562227
I'm taking the "fuck around find out" approach. I sold the calls that I bought this morning (had a trailing stop loss, made a little profit). I'll see what happens. I am now +$41 for the year

[Anonymous No.53562413]

>>53562354
he realized he said disinflation too many times

[Anonymous No.53562417]

Too many people talking shit on taco bell ITT. It needs to stop.

[Anonymous No.53562421]

>>53562267
am i reading this right, it's blurry as fuck
84 * 486.68 = 40881.12
40k for a 5000 loan

[Anonymous No.53562427]

>identify head and shoulders pattern on nasdaq
>enter short
Wow I love free money

[Anonymous No.53562429]

The Jews are coming back from lunch soon.
Get ready to rally.

[Anonymous No.53562431]

>AAPL
I TOLD YOU TO DUMP ON THOSE BOOMERS
WE DONE WITH THIS FAKE AND GAY SHIT GET READY BOBROS

[Anonymous No.53562430]

>>53562421
There's no Jews quite like the fake Indian Jews

[Anonymous No.53562439]

>had a 11.50 price alert for Maersk set
>price went down the 11.46
>alert didn't go off
>3 hours later
>oh Maersk is down wonder if it's close to my alert
>rebounded up to 11.60
fuck you trading 212 app piece of shit pajeet code trash

[Anonymous No.53562443]

>>53562390
I'm just impressed that oil stocks are merely crabbing.

[Anonymous No.53562446]

this is the balloon fault

[KOA No.53562454]

https://inference-finance.com

0xc8029791e5c25039a38A9EDCC1587E4a9114722f

Fency shitcoin

[Anonymous No.53562459]

Outta my way mumu fucking shits

[Anonymous No.53562462]

>>53562430
is that a young Marisa Tomei?

[Anonymous No.53562467]

>>53562454

[Anonymous No.53562477]

>>53562459
Welcome bobo

[Anonymous No.53562479]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53562483]

>>53562216
I grew up in New Jersey and have known wawa for ever. I moved to south Florida in 2015 and damned if a wawa didn’t open in my town the next year. Now we have 3

[Anonymous No.53562484]

bear trap

[Anonymous No.53562486]

BUY THE DIPPPOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53562487]

bull trap

[Anonymous No.53562492]

>>53562400
No.

[Anonymous No.53562493]

>>53561874
>relatively cheap
I can go to a sit-down restaurant now for the price of a fucking anemic Chipotle burrito where the wagie doles out individual chicken chunks to not get yelled at by their manager and then fucks up folding the burrito.

[Anonymous No.53562495]

crab trap

[Anonymous No.53562500]

>>53562484
>bear trap

[Anonymous No.53562514]

Fast recoveries always have shake n bakes to pick up stop losses. We will close at the hod.

[Anonymous No.53562520]

i think collectively mumu and bobo should bully snibs more.
admit it snib-snab, you got trapped. you thought the market would just go sideways, but you never expected the volatility.

[Anonymous No.53562521]

[Anonymous No.53562522]

BULL TRAP> BEAR TRAP. EVERYBODY BEING TRAPPED.

EXPECT FOR THE DIPPORENOSSSSS

[Anonymous No.53562525]

I hope everyone here made money on what was a textbook H&S pattern.

[Anonymous No.53562526]

Niggertrap

[Anonymous No.53562527]

FUCK SILVERGATE

>can’t short on robinhood
>can’t short on Schwab
>can’t short on fidelity
>can’t short on tastyworks
Is this a fucking joke?
Do I have to sign up for fucking IB now? And then fund it with enough $$$ to not get margin called?

[Anonymous No.53562529]

bears will go extinct eventually
bulls will always be needed for the meat and diary industry
checkmate winnie the pooh

[Anonymous No.53562534]

good entry point for soxl and upro?
i'm thinking 15 and 40

[Anonymous No.53562537]

>>53562144
For me it's OnlyFans. IPO fucking when. i want to cash on whores, the supply is infinite and not even the sky is the limit.

[Anonymous No.53562547]

>>53562493
Yeah chipotle was great when you could go there and get a huge burrito for $6-7 but now it's been completely destroyed by inflation and shrinkflation. So tired of places giving you less in an attempt to keep prices stable. Just charge me a little more, don't give me some cuck size product.

[Anonymous No.53562548]

SHORT TESLA

> Verification not required

[Anonymous No.53562550]

>>53562529

[Anonymous No.53562555]

>>53562525
Can you point the HS pattern on the chart for me?

[Anonymous No.53562557]

>>53562527
can short it with Jews

[Anonymous No.53562558]

>>53562529
bears arent slaves to be chopped up and eaten. bears run wild in the forest and fuck your shit up when you least expect it, the go and hibernate in a cave, sleeping peacefully while bulls are forced to chase red flags for the amusement of the crowd. bears win hands down.

[Anonymous No.53562562]

>>53562144
Cover corp on the Nikkei so I can more directly invest in 2D hoes

[Anonymous No.53562564]

>>53562547
Bro I went to Shitpotle yesterday I swear they have cut the meat by 1/2 and now it's $10 for a shitty rice and bean burrito nah fuck them

[Anonymous No.53562565]

>>53562493
Sit down restaurants are a dying breed regardless of price point. The proliferation of pod life has made it that ordering at a premium to your house is more preferable than all that goes into going out to eat. Yuppies and young professionals go to sit down restaurants for after work happy hour/dinner the average working slob would rather have something delivered or fast casual like Chipotle.

[Anonymous No.53562573]

>>53562537
I want a vampire gf bros...

[Anonymous No.53562574]

>>53562557
>literally wanting to get popcorn'd

[Anonymous No.53562576]

>>53562527
Walk down to the NYSE, look the traders in the eye, and give them a firm handshake.

[Anonymous No.53562577]

>>53562534
yes, buy soxl at 15, be my exit liquidity.

[Anonymous No.53562578]

>>53562534
is that what you usually trade? coz ive been buying that all of last year as we descend

[Anonymous No.53562580]

Fake and gay dump

[Anonymous No.53562585]

>>53562558
https://wildwelfare.org/japanese-bear-parks/
bro im using my gainz to fly to japan and piss on you bobos

[Anonymous No.53562587]

>>53562534
My UPRO average is $37 and I'm thinking to buy more now...I only have 160 shares but still

[Anonymous No.53562590]

>>53562336
Your idea already exists, it's called Cava.

[Anonymous No.53562596]

>>53562558
What about the crouching tigers and trap doors?

[Anonymous No.53562599]

>>53562359
You're only hurting yourself. Seriously though you should just consider getting a trip so we can all filter you at least. No one here is ever going to give a shit about SKYT.

>>53562392
This is exactly what I'm talking about. Posting some bullshit about efficient market hypothesis while legitimately believing you're some kind of unique genius exception: peak dunning-kruger.

[Anonymous No.53562606]

>>53562534
u got time til Valentines Day, it will go lower

[Anonymous No.53562611]

>>53562558
bears get shot by hunters(in the dark forest). bulls just live comfy on the ranch getting their balls milked all day

[Anonymous No.53562613]

>>53562564
I just started taking the time to make really nice burritos at home. Chipotle needs to go out of business, and I'm doing my part by never going there ever again. Subway needs to kick rocks too.

[Anonymous No.53562616]

>>53562564
Just stop giving people your money, the goyslop is not worth it

[Anonymous No.53562617]

DIE MUMU DIE DIE DIE

[Anonymous No.53562620]

w…we’ll finish green right? That’s what everyone said premarket

[Anonymous No.53562625]

>>53562564
Anon their stock price shows that people still go and are mostly pleased to go. If there was competition Chipotle would have to win your business back.

[Anonymous No.53562626]

it's happening

[Anonymous No.53562627]

How do I fix the red line bug in tradingview???

[Anonymous No.53562629]

Hey bobos. If brown bears are a different species than black bears, yet are genetically more similar to each other than white people and black people, how come the market will go down?

[Anonymous No.53562630]

A song to bobos:

You're a mean one, Mr. bobo.
You're a fugly, piece of shit.
You bring bendy straws to bathrooms because you like the taste of piss, Mr. bobo.
I wouldn't suck your dick if it was covered in honey and could cure cancer.
Also you have no dick.
You're a dipshit, Mr. bobo. Even babies want you dead.
You've never brought home a woman, because you're scared you'll wet the bed Mr. bobo.
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: "Bitch, Dumpster, Bitch".
You're poor, Mr. bobo.
You can't afford the bus. You're deathly allergic to tree nuts and your exact address is this, Mr. bobo.
1482 Mt Crumpet Blvd, Anonville, Michigan. I mailed your bitch ass a bag of nuts.
It's just a test that you are inbred, Mr. bobo.
You don't know how to read.
I cannot stress enough how much you like to suck down pee, Mr. bobo.

According to an anonymous poll the sample size of over 3,000 Anon's who were asked to
rank you on a scale of 1-100 based on traits such as: Likeabilty, General Odor, and Physical Attractiveness
The highest number we got was 3!

[Anonymous No.53562633]

Am i the only one shorting netflix?

[Anonymous No.53562634]

>>53562617
>$0.3996
the absolute state of bobo cucks

[Anonymous No.53562637]

I hope everyone's having a good time now that the market is returning to normal.

[Anonymous No.53562636]

>>53562578
i've stayed away from both in 2022
made at decent amount in 2021 along with NAIL and selling put/calls on them all

>>53562577
>exit liquidity at 15
just sell then it's 17:35 right now?

[Anonymous No.53562641]

>>53562625
yeah well this just proves my point that there are A LOT of fat retards in this world

[Anonymous No.53562640]

ABANDON ALL POSITIONS

[Anonymous No.53562643]

>>53562617
It was in this moment I realised I spend all my time here talking to teenagers

[Anonymous No.53562644]

>>53562555
SPY, 5 minutes. You could also see it in the 3 min and 1 min charts.

[Anonymous No.53562645]

If I were to just DCA into BOIL into probably summer, would that be a retarded move? Right now I'm probably gonna get my first toe into it at $6 for 100 shares. (sold put expires today)

[Anonymous No.53562646]

>>53562643
test

[Anonymous No.53562652]

wtf is this shit?

[Anonymous No.53562653]

What's a good dividend stock to put about $200k in?

[Anonymous No.53562657]

>>53562620
Yes. If you have puts or inverse ETFs.

[Anonymous No.53562668]

>>53562590
I'll look into it there definitely isnt one where I live. Seems like a no brainer business not surprised it exists.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53562670]

>>53562633
today I shorted

NFLX
AXON
TSLA
META
W

[Anonymous No.53562671]

I have ceased having a good time today

[Anonymous No.53562673]

>>53562643
more like 30-40 yr olds larping as teenagers because of the perceived anonymity

[Anonymous No.53562676]

>>53562671
Why?

[Anonymous No.53562677]

>>53562637
We just need to cool off for the next rally.

[Anonymous No.53562678]

>>53562652
I know right, oil has no business being this low

[Anonymous No.53562682]

rug is about to be pulled

[Anonymous No.53562685]

>>53562653
VOO

[Anonymous No.53562687]

>>53562653
SOXS

[Anonymous No.53562689]

STOP IT

[Anonymous No.53562693]

Yesterday was a bull trap and bobo wins again.

[Anonymous No.53562694]

>>53562653
SCHD

[Anonymous No.53562695]

what is happening to gold

[Anonymous No.53562699]

Ugly chart, S&P looks like it's going to get bled out

[Anonymous No.53562701]

have you guys ever seen an actual breeding bull in dairy farm?
my rich aunt has two huge dairy farms and them bulls in there are something else
bears got nothing on those badboys

[Anonymous No.53562702]

>>53562657
Indeed I do

[Anonymous No.53562704]

>>53562671
good. despair is our source for success.

[Anonymous No.53562706]

>>53562645
BOIL is not the sort of thing you DCA into. Just do LEAPS or shares or something on LNG.

[Anonymous No.53562711]

>>53562611
sometimes a bear gets heemed, that bear was unaware of what he was doing, like a bear shorting tesla at the wrong time. but when a bear strikes, he will maul your face off, tear you pieces and eat your flesh. bulls on the other hand get eaten everyday and they taste delicious. we squeeze bulls for everything they got, nothing buy paypigs that get fattened up only to get gutted. bulls are and always will be food for bears. bears are like ninjas. the best bears strike unexpectedly and with deadly force

[Anonymous No.53562712]

>>53562617
I bought a single share of SOXS just to pump SOXL.

[Anonymous No.53562720]

Bought a share of Kroger and now I'm gonna fuck off for the day.

[Anonymous No.53562723]

>>53562695
>((they)) are manipulating gold to crash
bullish

[Anonymous No.53562726]

>>53562712
>I bought a single share of SOXS
Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.53562734]

>>53562695
I'll give you a hint.

[Anonymous No.53562737]

>>53562653
if you want individual stocks maybe SSAB or even that meme ZIM

[Anonymous No.53562738]

>>53562723
whos they

[Anonymous No.53562748]

>>53562645
It could reverse split on you.

[Anonymous No.53562750]

>>53562645
contago decay eats away at boil much more than regular stock leverage. its based on the futures of a commodity. its not the same as the leverage on TQQQ. youd be better off stacking UNG. and then loading BOIL when youre confident the run starts.

[Anonymous No.53562758]

>>53561917
chick fil a

[Anonymous No.53562760]

>markets up bigly on the week
>bears still posting as if they won

[Anonymous No.53562770]

>>53562738
who indeed
WHO IS THEY /SMG/?

[Anonymous No.53562780]

4700 SPX
37000 DJIA

AAPL to 170

[Anonymous No.53562787]

>>53562695
The fed has 8trillion in assets it has to clear from the books.

[Anonymous No.53562789]

>>53562590
Cava was tasty the few times I had it but damn it was EXPENSIVE. I bet those meals go for 25 bucks now.

[Anonymous No.53562793]

>>53562770
Qui?

[Anonymous No.53562796]

>>53562780
can't argue with that

[Anonymous No.53562803]

>>53562336
unfortunately i think chipotle is already losing out to blander options like Piada in the zoomer market

when i was in college 10 years ago, most people were getting burritos at chipotle, mostly with the works - veggies, lettuce, beans, etc

now when i'm in line behind a zoomer at chipotle, its almost guaranteed that they are gonna bet a "bowl," and its also almost guaranteed that all theyll get is meat, rice, sour cream and cheese - no veggies & usually no hot sauce.

caring about ingredient cuality & organic food & nutritious food is a millennial thing to be honest

zoomers instead talk about "clean food", which sounds to millennials like you & like the same thing as organic, but its really not. they just mean that it has "clean vibes." basically, white claw is peak this. completely artificial but "clean."

and thats a small minority of zoomers anyway. picrel is what papa johns added to start serving the zoomer market that doesnt even like to get their hands dirty by picking up a slice of pizza. literal slop in a bucket

[Anonymous No.53562811]

what are the best bags to hold? I wanna be rich in 10 years

[Anonymous No.53562812]

>>53562557
Which broker?

>>53562574
Pop what?

[Anonymous No.53562815]

INTC seems to have stabilized at over 30
I remember bobos thinking they might drop to 25

any of you had puts on this? lmbo

[Anonymous No.53562820]

>>53562787
>Powell's speech Tuesday announces the new pace of QT
>$800b/month

[Anonymous No.53562825]

>>53562695

DXY spike. Powell's job is to create mass unemployment to save billionaire bond folios from inflation at the expense of wagies. The job numbers today (though fake) are causing the market to now expect (i.e. demand) that he step up his game and DXY is reflecting these expectations.

[Anonymous No.53562827]

Chipotle is the midwit's choice.
Panera is the thinking man's lunch spot.

[Anonymous No.53562829]

>>53562711
you are thinking of cows. bulls are not typically eaten for meat. bulls are prized expensive animals used mostly for their superior genetics. bears are like niggers, spend half the year in a coma only to get shot when they step out of line. just face it. you lost. you always do.

[Anonymous No.53562835]

>>53562815
bro, flexing with INTC is not the best look desu

[Anonymous No.53562840]

>>53562355
Poor quality on the one that trades SPY based on EUR/GBP

The one that trades EUR/GBP based on SPY isn't too bad.

[Anonymous No.53562842]

>>53562811
celh

[Anonymous No.53562844]

>>53562706
I see, thank you. I'll have to look at LNG some more. Is it something you would buy now, or would you wait?
>>53562748
Yeah, that would murder me.
>>53562750
UNG certainly does look like it's cratered similar to BOIL. Is it something you would load up on if you had the available funds, given that it's future contracts?

[Anonymous No.53562847]

>>53562827
Panera might be the most worthless restaurant in existence

[Anonymous No.53562850]

>>53562534
>>53562577
>>53562578
>>53562587
>>53562606
After careful deliberation and some 200+ IQ TA my buy orders are set for 37 and 12
do with that information what you will

[Anonymous No.53562851]

>>53562811
LVMH. As long as the world exists, the wealthy will be wealthy.

[Anonymous No.53562863]

>>53562811
tech/A.I shit specifically

[Anonymous No.53562866]

>>53562483
i have no idea why people want to eat food from these fucking places, Wawa, Sheetz, i just will never fucking get it

its utterly shit tier food, the hot dogs are worse than literal gas station roller dogs, the burritos are worse than taco bell and cost more, burgers shit too

i guess if youre just eating tendies theyre the same everywhere but just buy some fucking frozen ones at walmart idiot. or maybe grow up

[Anonymous No.53562867]

>>53562812
>Which broker?
Etoro, it is Israeli hence jews

[Anonymous No.53562868]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.53562875]

>>53562815
a pumping INTC is probably the best sell signal you can get, unironically

[Anonymous No.53562881]

nasdaq down, oil down, gold down, dollar up up up. yess!

[Anonymous No.53562882]

>>53562868
Chinese spy balloon

[Anonymous No.53562884]

>>53562847
I like to drink coffee and have a cinnamon roll after lunch

[Anonymous No.53562887]

>>53562885
>>53562885
>>53562885

[Anonymous No.53562890]

>>53562827
>panera
>some "artisan" bread with a little bit of ham and cheese on it and "specialty" soup
>that will be $15 plus tip for 500 calories sir

[Anonymous No.53562891]

>>53562687
>Value $58.96
>Portfolio Diversity 100%

[Anonymous No.53562897]

>>53562868
balloon boy causing panic selling

[Anonymous No.53562910]

>>53562890
>>53562827
>>53562847
>>53562884

>Anon, would that be goyslop A or goyslop B?

[Anonymous No.53562916]

>>53562844
UNG is 1x natgas, BOIL is 2x.

[Anonymous No.53562921]

>>53562844
>Is it something you would buy now, or would you wait?
There are actually a gazillion natural gas tickers, I just named Cheniere at random and have done no actual research.

[Anonymous No.53562924]

>2023
>not buying stock in ALPINE 4 HOLDINGS ($ALPP)
$7 will unironically happen within a month of the delayed earnings getting released

[Anonymous No.53562927]

>>53562840
Thanks for the tests

Your autism is much very helpful.

[Anonymous No.53562928]

>>53562547
>>53562564
hey question, did you order online or go in person?

every time i order online i get a dinky ass burrito

but every time i go in person and tell them the ingredients one by one, i get a massive honker of a burrito

i think its just that when theyre looking at the whole ingredient list at once from an online order, they know its a burrito with 8+ things on it so they minch on them to make it easier to fold

but when you go in person, and you just say rice, beans, chicken, cheese, as you get to each station down the line, they dont know how much youll end up getting, so they give you a big scoop of everything.

it might honestly be in their employee directions to give more food to people who are standing there watching, it would make sense

[Anonymous No.53562974]

>>53562827
I'm a cheap fag. To me, Panera is walmart tier frozen shit served in a Hampton Inn space.
I love the space for coffee shop and atmosphere. The food is meh and overpriced.
>>53562820
It's a buy and hold dream tho, if they don't destroy everyone.

[Anonymous No.53563022]

>>53562493
Have you tried being a cute boy? Wagie grills will give you more slop if you’re a cute boy.

[Anonymous No.53563082]

>>53562354
They didn't listen

[Anonymous No.53563281]

>somewhat new to options
>bought 3 intc puts this week like a retard
>try to sell them today for a loss
>order for the 3 intc puts is sitting there open
>not getting filled
uh are these niggers gonna try to force me to buy 300 shares if it doesnt get filled before closed? am i retarded for doing this

[Anonymous No.53563462]

>>53562573
lil bro thats not a vampire gf thats an anime waifu