/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53560485]

Lukewarm beer on a Fryday morning edition.

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtkTtZpsCCY

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>53559587

[Anonymous No.53560494]

Bears don't get to cum

[Anonymous No.53560497]

Reminder that we achieved the soft landing. Job growth is now bullish again.

[Anonymous No.53560499]

$25k liquid
$45k in retirement accounts
$0 debt

When do I make it

[Anonymous No.53560511]

HELLO LETS MAKE MONEY HOW DO I MAKE MONEY IN STOCKS

[Anonymous No.53560516]

natgas baggies

kek

[Anonymous No.53560517]

BEZOS SAMA PLEASE BUY THE DIP SO I CAN COOM

[Anonymous No.53560519]

why is biden allowed to fucking talk fuck

[Anonymous No.53560521]

>burry tweets out "Sell"
>green dildo appears
>burry deactives
>big tech causes red dildos at open
>burry reactivates his account
>green dildos again
lol, lmao even.

[Anonymous No.53560524]

>>53560516
The natural and God given price for free gas is $0.00

[Anonymous No.53560525]

>>53560499
checked
You married, yet?

[Anonymous No.53560526]

>>53560499
Gotta get to six figures and up fren, unless you live somewhere dirt cheap
But having no debt is already huge

[Anonymous No.53560536]

if you are not shorting Natgas or Natgas ETFs you literally just hate money

[Anonymous No.53560535]

>>53560511
buy high sell low

[Anonymous No.53560542]

>>53560494
>>53560497
>>53560499
>>53560511
>>53560516
>>53560517
>>53560519
>>53560521
>>53560525
>>53560526
>>53560535
>>53560536
>1pbtid

[Anonymous No.53560545]

>>53560499
What's in your accounts?

[Anonymous No.53560546]

Uh, OIL barons? Was that all just a short-covering rally?

[Anonymous No.53560548]

At this point, if you believe this is a "bulltrap" or whatever I think you should get help. You're sick in the head. The coping mechanisms are unhealthy. Just admit you were wrong, and buy in now, sorry you missed the bottom.

[Anonymous No.53560550]

>>53560521
I still have no freakin idea who that burry guy is supposed to be. Somebody said he did a good trade once

[Anonymous No.53560552]

nat gas bros

They expect one of us in the wreckage

[Anonymous No.53560553]

>>53560536
Surely there isn't much juice left to squeeze on that play?

[Anonymous No.53560554]

>>53560542
You are a 1pbtid

[Anonymous No.53560556]

>>53560497
What we achieved is that Janet Yellen took JPOW behind the shed and pegged him until he came hands free, and now the other lizard folks know he’s a joke.

[Anonymous No.53560560]

>>53560548

[Anonymous No.53560562]

>>53560548
anon...

>>53560554
>t. lying piece of shit

[Anonymous No.53560567]

>>53560542

[Anonymous No.53560568]

There's nothing that supports this insane 3 day uninterrupted pump.

[Anonymous No.53560569]

>>53560536
It's looking pretty low. I'm looking to start slurping the bottom, soon.
@53560542
Lol fgt

[Anonymous No.53560570]

>>53560553
Yes there is, winter is coming to a close and there is 0 news of any worsening weather. Natgas longs are a pure cold weather play and countries have reserves filled anyway, no one wants natgas, but keep out if you hate free money, I don't care

[Anonymous No.53560571]

>>53560550
he got the world record on donkey kong

[Anonymous No.53560579]

>>53560525
Ye
>>53560545
I’ve got four mutual funds. Large cap, mid cap, small cap, international.

[Anonymous No.53560582]

>>53560550
manlet autist you hate to see it

[Anonymous No.53560585]

>>53560536
I'm getting bullish on natgas

[Anonymous No.53560593]

why would anyone buy AAPL over $150? it hates being over $150. it sells off every time it does.

[Anonymous No.53560594]

>>53560562
Nice graph retard, I don't care. Every giant missed earnings and we pump, it's over for you retard. Take your faggy little chart and shove it up your ass.

[Anonymous No.53560598]

>>53560499
How old are you? This is a good start.

>>53560542
The thread is 4 minutes old you fool!

[Anonymous No.53560601]

I know this is a shitposting cesspool but can anyone here tell me if automated investing apps are even worth the effort? Something like wealthfront for example.

[Anonymous No.53560603]

>>53560585
A common mistake, for retards

[Anonymous No.53560606]

We are already in a recession if not weeks away...

I'm in love with bobo's body... oho ohoho hiihihihiohih

Bobo came to my room yesterday, now my room smells like bobo's shit.... COME ON BE MY BOBO COME COME ON COME ON!

When the last bear dies is when I SHORT. I AM THE REAL BEAR. I AM THE REAL DINGLEBURRY. I AM THE GAME. I AM THE BOBO. I AM THE KAAAANNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.53560607]

I missed out on the 2020 bullrun, I wont miss out on this one. Next week Im going all in on TQQQ and not selling ever again.

[Anonymous No.53560614]

>>53560598
27

[Anonymous No.53560618]

>>53560593
200 is the new 150, sorry retard

[Anonymous No.53560619]

>>53560606
LEIs don't matter, we're just normalizing from the high values of 2020-21 not crashing.

[Anonymous No.53560621]

>>53560542

[Anonymous No.53560623]

>>53560601
If you think them taking fees for putting your money into boomer ETFs is worth it, sure.

[Anonymous No.53560624]

>>53560601
what effort? they're effortless. they're fine if you dont want to learn how to do this stuff yourself and want to just pick a risk level and dollar amount and go.

[Anonymous No.53560628]

>>53560568
Retard strength

[Anonymous No.53560629]

>>53560603
what's your price target
I have no position yet but it sells off for weeks

[Anonymous No.53560633]

VIX green. Up 4% from todays lows

[Anonymous No.53560634]

24h past and natgas did another -10%

when will gas cucks learn?

[Anonymous No.53560638]

And we are red again .

[Anonymous No.53560639]

>>53560601
what's the hook do they charge for telling you to buy SPY and QQQ?

[Anonymous No.53560640]

>>53560606
>fag boy with his gay little cuck chart
No one cares

[Anonymous No.53560644]

FOMO and goyslurp are one hell of a drug

[Anonymous No.53560648]

>>53560607
Why not today?

[Anonymous No.53560649]

>>53560619
Eurodollar curve inversion says


Blow me.

[Anonymous No.53560651]

>>53560521
Imagine the ego shock that dipshit is enduring

[Anonymous No.53560656]

>>53560639
bored bobos baiting newfags into buying

[Anonymous No.53560657]

>>53560629
I have said in previous threads that I'm confident it will go to 2$ at least, I would be more reserved about shorting it beyond that point

[Anonymous No.53560658]

>>53560649
Irrelevant. Bond markets are wrong. Soft landing.

[Anonymous No.53560660]

I make so much money right now, I'm getting afraid.

[Anonymous No.53560670]

>>53560536
Yup, Get in KOLD !!

[Anonymous No.53560671]

It's all so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.53560672]

>>53560640
Yes YES YES! come on baby become more bullish. WHEN EVEN THE STRONGEST BEAR BECOMES A BITCH MUMU IS WHEN WE CRASH

HAHAHahHAhHAhhHAhHAH

[Anonymous No.53560673]

c3 ai stay bussin senpai this is some shit coin energy

[Anonymous No.53560680]

>>53560660
anon, no offense, you sound sort of stoopid

[Anonymous No.53560691]

>>53560614
That's fine. You're not gonna be rich unless you make changes to it, but you can be comfortable if you avoid debt and keep patiently building your assets. I'd say to try to avoid trying to get rich quick by outplaying the market cause you're probably gonna get got if you do. I'm in a pretty good spot financially, but I would be even better if I had just bought and held VOO from the beginning. I made things too complicated in my stock investing, and just happened to get lucky with a real estate flip and that's made me back the difference.
t. 28 yrs old, sold the local top of the real estate market and made 250k profit from it. 100% luck that it worked out that way, and I wouldn't be comfortable doing a house flip again like that.

[Anonymous No.53560692]

>>53560651
I wouldn't go so far as to call him a dipshit, but the guy is just the definition of a schizo who needs his meds.

[Anonymous No.53560695]

Im going to say a divine mercy chaplet for us bears
>for the sake of our sorrowful passion
Have mercy on us and on the whole world
>for the sake of our sorrowful passion
Have mercy on us and on the whole world
>for the sake of our sorrowful passion
Have mercy on us and on the whole world
>for the sake of our sorrowful passion
Have mercy on us and on the whole world
>for the sake of our sorrowful passion
Have mercy on us and on the whole world
>for the sake of our sorrowful passion
Have mercy on us and on the whole world
>for the sake of our sorrowful passion
Have mercy on us and on the whole world

[Anonymous No.53560699]

>>53560660
to only thing to be afraid of is not taking profits

[Anonymous No.53560706]

>>53560660
IKTFB. I’m in a high paying job with low job security. My strategy is to save cash, maintain contingency job opportunities, and move jobs every 2 years

[Anonymous No.53560708]

>>53560648
idk i guess today is fine too

[Anonymous No.53560709]

a retard, cuck, gullible, fuckstick, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But mention he's in a bear market rally and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

[Anonymous No.53560712]

Soft landing + Fed pivot is now priced in. The crash is going to be even worse then I expected now that delusional mumus are reinflating zombie corps with pure retard strength dip buying

[Anonymous No.53560713]

anybody got a link to the "bulls are hooked, look at apple computer" vid? i cannot find it. thank you.

[Anonymous No.53560715]

>>53560706
>no peer to peer lending strategy
kek what a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.53560717]

israeli container shipping enjoyers. this is our week.

[Anonymous No.53560720]

>>53560691
>You're not gonna be rich unless you make changes to it
I meant to say that you won't be rich, but you'll be comfortable if you keep contributing to that and letting it compound. Idk why it came out wrong, other than that I'm overcaffinated rn. You haven't made it yet, but you're on the right path (assuming no debt)

[Anonymous No.53560728]

The Mumu is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a retard, cuck, gullible, fuckstick, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But mention he's in a bear market rally and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

Fuck jannies and mods, fucked that other one up because I'm phone posting because permabanned on my desktop ip

[Anonymous No.53560730]

>>53560713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

[Anonymous No.53560731]

>he doesn't have a conservative allocation of COIN and ARKK calls

sad!

[Anonymous No.53560732]

What more evidence do you need for a soft landing bobos?

[Anonymous No.53560734]

>>53560709
>>53560712

[Anonymous No.53560737]

>Time in the market beats timing the market!
>8% returns per year are very good!

>Buy Coinbase
>Make 45% in a week

What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.53560740]

POV: you just told her you hold a fat stack of INTC

[Anonymous No.53560741]

>>53560717
ZIM
CTRM

[Anonymous No.53560745]

why the FUCK is it still going up

[Anonymous No.53560750]

>>53560737
they mean that you should take profit.

[Anonymous No.53560752]

Do you know what it means to be a contrarian?

When retail idiot bears go insolvent trying to short the market at the same time. PAPA MICHAL BURRY BEAR is a insider. HELP SMART money collect payment from retail idiots. Thinking they are participating in the next big short IRL movie.

When all of these fake retail bear dies along with michael burry. That is when I will go short. That is what it means to be a true CONTRARIAN.

[Anonymous No.53560758]

whats going on with the market? why is dixy going crazy? gbp aud and euro seem to be getting heemed also. is the market just consolidating?

[Anonymous No.53560759]

Your wife gave me a soft landing last night.

[Anonymous No.53560761]

>>53560740
>intcel baggies

[Anonymous No.53560763]

>>53560750
I did, got my initial sitting in cash.

[Anonymous No.53560764]

>>53560737
If it's good enough to screenshot and share, it's good enough to take profits.

[Anonymous No.53560769]

>>53560752
retail is literally buying it all retard

[Anonymous No.53560771]

>>53560740
Imagine getting to smell her hot latina bush...
>>53560745
Generation bottom, idiot. Get in.

[Anonymous No.53560780]

>>53560737
>Just work all your life and retire at 65 bro!
>Yeah you'll be old, but, uh
>Listen, it's the only way
>You'll retire with tons
>Yeah you wagied your whole life
>But it's the only way
And they wonder why I fuck around picking stocks. I'd rather ride my account to zero and KMS than keep waging forever.

[Anonymous No.53560791]

*shorts*

[Anonymous No.53560792]

>>53560771
>Imagine getting to smell her hot latina bush...
Ben please

[Anonymous No.53560794]

are there any big boy earnings that I should be aware about next week?

[Anonymous No.53560801]

>>53560763
Impressive, very nice

[Anonymous No.53560809]

When the soft landing narrative starts getting a hold. The HARD LANDING will become the contrarian.

I said this last year and i will say it again. We need a fake FAUX golden BULL RUN before the crash can occur.

I called this rally.

I was a contrarian then. i am a contrarian now.

Please clap.

[Anonymous No.53560812]

>>53560761
Already up 12% since buying right after earnings

[Anonymous No.53560815]

I have made $769 dollars today what GOYSLOP should I get for lunch boys? I need the sloppiest and goyiest of recommendations

[Anonymous No.53560828]

>>53560769
>retail is literally buying it all retard
Retail was the premarket volume. Big money is after the bell. That's the massive rally upward. Big money has been told the fed is done. Job growth is a positive again.

[Anonymous No.53560830]

>>53560809
What's your outlook for KPOP? It seems like it tracks EWY, but that makes it a solid meme ticker, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.53560839]

>>53560809
two more weeks

[Anonymous No.53560845]

>24
>35k in cash
>60k in stocks
>1,5k in crypto
When will I make it ?

[Anonymous No.53560846]

>>53560732
Europe

[Anonymous No.53560849]

God damn it’s fucking Reddit in here. Here’s a list of Reddit terms I use to filter out the retards
>hedgie
>moss
>stonks
>crabbing
>snib
>David SOXL
>bear market
>bull market
>rally
>p/e
>don’t put anything in you can’t afford to lose
>CPI
>dividends
>woah black betty
>redditball
>buy the dip
>slurpers
>coom
>earnings report
>the fed
>FOMC
>Jpow
>Bart
>higher lows
>lower highs
>long/short
>straddle
>iron condor
>pump
>dump
>priced in

[Anonymous No.53560852]

Any updates on AMC?

[Anonymous No.53560857]

>>53560845
>can't even qualify for a home loan in 2023
you still got a long way to go lmao

[Anonymous No.53560860]

>>53560845
What was your 2022 performance? What's your job/industry/salary?

[Anonymous No.53560862]

>>53560839
Blow me. I bought the dip and I am now selling.

[Anonymous No.53560869]

Why is GTLB down so much today?

[Anonymous No.53560871]

we are in full /NiggaTown/ market, arent we

[Anonymous No.53560872]

>>53560758
Dxy is apparently pricing in a bigger rate hike cause the jobs report came in way too good

[Anonymous No.53560877]

>>53560828
>Big money is after the bell
Do all mumus just start lying when they get in trouble?
Extremely childish. Big money is already dumping bonds and will dump on you soon. You fucksticks never watch bonds, everything really is just line go up with mumus.
You have no idea what's happening here, shut the fuck up and sit at our feet and learn.

[Anonymous No.53560878]

>>53560499
€23k long term loans to companies.
12k in company I work (certificates for profit sharing).
7k crypto (let’s say 6-8)
1k stock gamble money
12k liquid
51k debt (yeah, that stings)
28yo.
Wgmi bro. I feel like I might get something done after all for the first time this year.

[Anonymous No.53560879]

Surprised how lackluster Amazon is being

[Anonymous No.53560887]

>>53560815
For me, it's Five Guys

[Anonymous No.53560888]

>>53560771
Politicians work mostly seated plus she travels all the time so it probably has a very strong AQB odor.

[Anonymous No.53560898]

>>53560849
pretty good, i would also add
>exit liquidity
>FED (all caps)
>retail
>inversion
>kek
>sell

[Anonymous No.53560899]

>>53560828
>Retail was the premarket volume. Big money is after the bell
you are just making shit up. why would retail buy before the market opens that makes no sense.

>>53560849
most of that is /biz/ lingo. just admit that 4chan is just as stupid as reddit.

[Anonymous No.53560900]

>>53560812
Why it’s ceo should be shot directly in the face, the worst earnings report I’ve ever seen

[Anonymous No.53560906]

>>53560499
>>53560878
Oh, and 6k in retirement fund. Those retards actually managed to lose money I put in on the stock market.

[Anonymous No.53560908]

wowow tesla up up uppy!

[Anonymous No.53560913]

>>53560887
love five guys desu

[Anonymous No.53560915]

>>53560845
You’re doing great, white man. Keep it up and don’t let ‘em put you down.

[Anonymous No.53560917]

>>53560849
Thank you for your blog post, faggot

>>53560878
Why do you have so much debt?

[Anonymous No.53560919]

>>53560815
Go to the greasiest burger shop near your house
Get a double bacon cheeseburger or something to that end
Dump half a can of Stagg Chili in that shit

[Anonymous No.53560920]

I'm a simple man: I see INTC over $30, I sell short.

[Anonymous No.53560921]

SOXLsistas, why we recovered?
I'm not mad, but I got a heart attack when SOXL dump earlier today

[Anonymous No.53560927]

>>53560899
>you are just making shit up. why would retail buy before the market opens that makes no sense.
Yes that wouldn't make any sense since there was selling before the bell. Which means retail was selling. And big money was buying. I'm following the money.

[Anonymous No.53560930]

>>53560741
Fuck Petros

[Anonymous No.53560934]

>>53560887
FUCK I LOVE FIVE GUYS but lately these new hire bitches overcook my burger and damn, I want to tell them to fuck off. Five guys is my guilty pleasure

[Anonymous No.53560943]

>>53560869
>gtlb reset --hard 1675307100

[Anonymous No.53560944]

>517,00 jobs added in January
>Unemployment lowest in 53 years
>Powell's latest FoMC 100% lip service
>Tech earnings abysmal

And yet shitstock META gapped up 19% this week and the S&P is still climbing. What am I missing here? Is this just a retail trader driven cattle rally, as fuel for institutional shorters to keep better positions on the next leg down?

[Anonymous No.53560949]

*sharts in my pants violently*
*sits*
stinks only go up

[Anonymous No.53560950]

>>53560921
New Executive Order just dropped: red candles are now considered Russian aggression and have been outlawed

[Anonymous No.53560954]

>>53560930
You have to go back.

[Anonymous No.53560955]

Last week I tried to order a $1,300 Wacom tablet on eBay and it didn't ship within 48 hours, suddenly it went from "open box, all original accessories included" to "out of stock". Took like 4 days to cancel the order and get a refund.

I immediately found a deal on another tablet on Walmart's website and ordered it, it was "out for delivery" with FedEx yesterday at 7am and suddenly went to "pending - no scheduled delivery date available at this time". I'm about to lose my fucking mind, how is it this hard to get a goddamn drawing tablet??? It's one fucking town away. I don't want Amazon to be the best option but I've literally never had these issues with them.

[Anonymous No.53560963]

>>53560871
Oil sure is. I want chall to look at this shit what it was riding up on.

[Anonymous No.53560965]

>>53560921
It wasn’t a dump bro pullback is typical after retard pumps.

[Anonymous No.53560966]

>>53560934
>my guilty pleasure
>goes often enough to kno when they have "new hires"
Yeah, you're definitely obese.
>>53560949
>stinks only go up
Is this lowkey natgas signalling?

[Anonymous No.53560967]

>>53560745
>he missed the generational bottom

[Anonymous No.53560968]

>>53560944
Remember last time they said 1M jobs and it was really -10K? That was a big funny.

[Anonymous No.53560970]

>>53560869
probably because it's not worth $8b. i wanted to buy some but not at this valuation

[Anonymous No.53560973]

>>53560955
Let me guess you don’t tip your delivery drivers

[Anonymous No.53560978]

it's called five guys cos you'd need to suck off five guys to afford it

[Anonymous No.53560980]

Redeem and turn green
Bloody benchod bastard

[Anonymous No.53560982]

It’s only money right? Who cares if I lost it all haha

[Anonymous No.53560984]

>>53560955
why didn't you just buy an xp-pen or a huion?
There's nothing special about wacoms expired patents and the alternatives are much more cost effective.

[Anonymous No.53560986]

>ON now above $80
The comfiest of holds

[Anonymous No.53560987]

>>53560978
it's like $20 bro I made $800 today

[Anonymous No.53560989]

>>53560954
To where? CTRM is trash.

[Anonymous No.53561003]

>>53560978
>it's called five guys cos you'd need to suck off five guys to afford it
Lmao lil bro can't afford a $9 burger.
>>53560982
Buy the bottom on natgas, anon. Make it all back, trust me.

[Anonymous No.53561004]

>>53560978
I took my 2 daughters there, weww lad that was a high bill for 3 burgers i could have made at home.

[Anonymous No.53561006]

>>53560984
I actually did buy a Huion Kamvas, found it for $100 off on Walmart. But now my $500 package is just floating around somewhere within 15 miles of me while FedEx gives me the runaround.

[Anonymous No.53561008]

>>53560978
>Coworker ranting about how a burger and fries is like $20
I like their burgers, but french fries are objectively goyslop shit dipped in soibean oil. Ya deserve to lose money on that.

[Anonymous No.53561012]

>>53561004
nobody is saying eat there every meal for the rest of you life i'm talking a lil celebration treat

[Anonymous No.53561015]

yep we topped

[Anonymous No.53561017]

>>53560955
lmao i tried to order things from walmart dot com a few years ago and there was maybe a 50% delivery success rate

a bit after that i was in the post office and this woman was there saying that she had ordered a large AC unit from walmart dot com and it had gotten marked delivered to the local post office instead of her house but they didnt have it there either

the post office woman was like "oh you ordered from walmart.com? yeah i wouldnt even try to find it, go ahead and call their support right here so i can tell them personally i never saw it. this is like the fifth time this week."

its a shitshow apparently. makes me want to get a seller account on there b/c apparently they have no standards

[Anonymous No.53561019]

>>53560917
Study+live on my own since 18. What actually got me mostly is that the state used to sponsor me because of my parents income, but they revised and made me pay it back.

[Anonymous No.53561020]

>>53560815
Double quarter pounder with cheese, large fries. Treat yourself to a pie too. Or if you've got a Whataburger near you, go there. Their pies are still fried.

[Anonymous No.53561021]

i doubt you will make any gains on natgas for a long time. there is a way too much supply thanks to warm winter in europe.

[Anonymous No.53561023]

>>53560944
Bull market for real? Imagine actually good news

[Anonymous No.53561028]

>>53561008
They use peanut oil for their fries dumbass, it’s their shtick

[Anonymous No.53561032]

>>53561012
have a good treat anon, you deserve it :)

[Anonymous No.53561035]

so why is apple still surging after announcing such bad sales? Just them inflating the price with buy backs or something?

[Anonymous No.53561036]

>>53560970
I bought two shares just to open the position.

[Anonymous No.53561037]

>>53561006
>But now my $500 package is just floating around somewhere within 15 miles of me while FedEx gives me the runaround
reminds me of this sad classic

[Anonymous No.53561038]

When I first set out to invest some of my money in a basic investment savings account I just wanted to one day have enough to buy a home. Now I have enough to cover the home, transaction costs, any damages/defects that won't be picked up by the survey and I'll still have change for decorating. I've not taken a holiday in years because it's too expensive and the most expensive thing I own is my laptop. All I'd need to do is liquidate everything now.

But I don't want to. Does anyone else have this?

[Anonymous No.53561040]

>>53560950
Wtf I love biden admisntration now

[Anonymous No.53561041]

>>53561021
climate change 1
climate change opponents 0

[Anonymous No.53561043]

>>53561012
buying some fat patties and kaiser rolls and making home burgers with grilled pineapple and bacon is 1000x the treat to me, and im not even fat

maybe you just dont have any grill skills

[Anonymous No.53561046]

>>53560989
>To where?
Reddit

[Anonymous No.53561052]

>>53560517
this announce buy backs or something im drowning over here

[Anonymous No.53561053]

>>53561035
The new mumu cope is that the market is forward looking and since in their minds a soft landing + Fed pivot is guaranteed that means that Apple has unlimited upside in the future regardless of their current situation

[Anonymous No.53561055]

>>53561028
Haha, you actually know about dogshit food.

[Anonymous No.53561056]

>/smg/gers can't afford fast food
THE ABSOLUTE STATE

[Anonymous No.53561058]

this is a fortunate turn of events. i have bested you bobo

[Anonymous No.53561059]

>>53561043
He said he wanted sloppy goyslop for lunch, though.

[Anonymous No.53561064]

>>53561056
>buying fast food
Found the fatass

[Anonymous No.53561068]

>>53561032
thanks mang

[Anonymous No.53561070]

>>53561058
You should send a lil love over to UNG.
Thanks.
-Not a Bagholder

[Anonymous No.53561079]

>>53561017
I would be upset at Walmart if it hadn't gone all the way through FedEx's system and ended up in the next town over and indicated as "out for delivery". I just do not fucking understand how a shipping company can list something as "on a truck and out for delivery" but completely fail to actually deliver it by the end of the day. And the most infuriating thing is that there's no accountability, I can't even get on the phone with someone at the local FedEx center that has my fucking property.

[Anonymous No.53561083]

>>53561043
next you gotta salt the meat
from the front to the back to make the taste complete

[Anonymous No.53561085]

>>53561055
seethe you were wrong

[Anonymous No.53561087]

>Jerbs report comes in with more people working
>No aggressive rate hike
>Huge poomp into failed earnings

lol... I don't know where you guys find the idiocy/courage to buy right now. but good luck anyways!

[Anonymous No.53561088]

>>53561059
im a goy so when i make slop its goyslop. its just that i prefer swiss cheese.

[Anonymous No.53561089]

>>53561064
moderation in all things. Even moderation.

[Anonymous No.53561090]

>>53560978
This is may usual order. $23, not that bad.

>>53561008
They use peanut oil.

[Anonymous No.53561093]

What do you call this pattern on oil?

[Anonymous No.53561098]

>>53560966
Bitch, I'm 75 kilos and not a fucking land whale. I eat five guys because it's good and I can.

[Anonymous No.53561100]

>sold 2 hours too early
>could have gotten my $2500 gains rn
>instead I chickened out from yesterday's dump and sold premarket
I don't think I'll be coming back I hate this market so much and and also me for getting emotionally assaulted by single day pump and dumps so fucking hard.

[Anonymous No.53561102]

>>53561019
Hm, that sucks. Is it a bank loan, or loan from Gov?

[Anonymous No.53561105]

>>53561090
>Oreo milkshake

ah, a man of class, sophistication, and dignity has entered the thread I see

[Anonymous No.53561106]

>>53561098
What is that in American

[Anonymous No.53561108]

>AAPL misses earnings for the first time in 7 years
>it's still up after earnings
this company really is not allowed to go down, huh?

[Anonymous No.53561111]

>>53561087
Fortune favors the brave, bobo.

[Anonymous No.53561113]

>>53561106
About 16 hamburgers

[Anonymous No.53561114]

>>53561093
That’s the knife hands pattern.

[Anonymous No.53561116]

>>53561090
i dont understand converting to your currency. Approximately how many guys sucked off is that

[Anonymous No.53561117]

>>53561106
It's normal weight for the rest of the world. It's underweight for Americans

[Anonymous No.53561121]

>>53561106
Almost 4 45-lb plates.

[Anonymous No.53561125]

>>53561090
Remember in Pulp Fiction when John Travolta's character was flabbergasted that Mia ordered a $5 milkshake?

[Anonymous No.53561126]

>>53561108
Based Buffett won't allow it, he will keep slurping.

[Anonymous No.53561128]

>>53561106
165 pounds I believe

[Anonymous No.53561129]

>>53561108
repeat it more often zero hedge kike

[Anonymous No.53561131]

>>53561108
Everything’s a nothingburger

[Anonymous No.53561137]

>>53561125
I have never seen Pulp fiction is it any good?

[Anonymous No.53561138]

>>53561116
I told you how much it was $23. So you tell me. How many guys would you suck for that?

[Anonymous No.53561139]

>>53561090
five guys isn't so bad if you toppingMAXX the fuck out of your burger, you're paying for the unlimited toppings and nobody goes past 2 inches in burger height ever.

[Anonymous No.53561142]

>>53561093
we said from the beginning that the bear market will be over when oil barons rope themselves. this may really be the bottom. plus the golden gross on the SPY always indicates a bull market.

[Anonymous No.53561144]

>>53561046
Sounds like you know exactly where it is Shirley, maybe you should follow your own advice.

[Anonymous No.53561146]

>>53561137
Yikes.

Yes, its a cult classic.

[Anonymous No.53561147]

>SPY green

[Anonymous No.53561148]

>>53561137
It is pretty well regarded, would recommend watching

[Anonymous No.53561149]

buy the ford dip?

[Anonymous No.53561150]

>>53561137
Don't bother. Mostly a 'good for its time' movie. Not bad, just not really worth watching.
Babylon is decent enough to watch, though.

[Anonymous No.53561151]

>>53561146
might check it out over the weekend

[Anonymous No.53561152]

On behalf of all bobos, I am here to apologize. I was wrong, we were wrong. I'm sorry, please forgive me, and enjoy your golden bullrun.

[Anonymous No.53561162]

>>53561064
found the poorass

[Anonymous No.53561167]

>>53561138
Bout tree fiddy

[Anonymous No.53561171]

>>53561152
I accept your apology bobo, admitting you were wrong is a key trait in successful investors.

[Anonymous No.53561186]

>>53561125
And that was for a real shake with milk and ice cream, made in the spot. That'd be $12 Dolla today

[Anonymous No.53561188]

>>53561102
Government, so it’s actually okay. Current inflation makes it evaporate faster than you could whistle dixie, and interest is very low. I wish they made it tax deductible though. I would ‘pay it back’ in maybe 2-3 years then. Now I’m taking as long as I can. I save about 1.3k a month now and am accelerating somewhat, so I might just make it.

[Anonymous No.53561189]

>>53561079
having shipped about 20k packages and received about 6k in my short little life i absolutely do not bother with anything but usps anymore

the way fedex/ups work is that the employees need to meet delivery time metrics so what theyll do is just scan in a bunch of stuff ahead of time before they're even ready to deliver it, so they're doing well on the metrics, then theyll actually get the packages to the door whenever they feel like it

whats even worse than what youre describing is that ups drivers will often scan their whole truck as delivered in the morning and then not actually deliver things until the next day - leaving me panicking that my several hundred dollar package got swiped off the porch because its marked delivered with no sign of it.

in this case, usps workers being govt employees who can go as slow as they like (to some extent) is actually a good thing because they dont have an incentive to lie about where things are

imo it also contributes to shit going missing when you have a bunch of things marked delivered or marked out for delivery that are really just sitting in the "special pile" in the corner of the distribution center because they needed to get marked for metrics

ups has had about an 85% success rate delivering to me which is fucking abysmal, might just be my local ups people suck though. usps in comparison, ive had maybe 3 packages actually go missing in transit out of about 25,000, with a couple dozen more that probably got swiped by porch thieves.

[Anonymous No.53561190]

>>53561137
it's fine but Quentin's self insert scene is out of place and fucks the pacing even with the funny dialogue, his stunted acting makes a good line shit

[Anonymous No.53561194]

>>53561137
Probably Tarantino's best film aside from Reservoir Dogs.

[Anonymous No.53561195]

It's over for pivooters!
>much higher
>for much longer

[Anonymous No.53561196]

>>53561142
This dip's doing wonders to help out (February) CPI, sure. But even if Biden cancels his SPR-refill price floor, we're roughly at the bottom of OPEC's acceptable range.

I suspect this is as good as it gets for the rest of the market on the oil front.

[Anonymous No.53561208]

>>53560629
>>53560585
>>53560553
Been playing KOLD for at least a month now. Sold all of it a couple days ago on that 15%+ move.

2.5/mmBTU was my target for Nat Gas futures anyway. 5-6/share for BOIL is worth a shot for me to start a long position.

[Anonymous No.53561211]

>>53561190
He really just wanted to be able to say "nigger" on camera. Great scene though.

[Anonymous No.53561213]

please LMT go back down i wanted to slurp last month but didnt have any cash

[Anonymous No.53561217]

And just like that, SPY is green!

[Anonymous No.53561223]

>ASTS +11%
I told you niggers to buy last night.
I told you niggers to buy earlier this morning when it was up only 3%.
Pic related.

[Anonymous No.53561224]

>>53561188
Based. I'm paying $20 a month on govt debt from being overpaid as a student 20 years ago. At thus rate I'll die before its repaid, suck it centrelink!

[Anonymous No.53561228]

>>53561190
>Quentin's self insert
I’ve never quite understood why he does this so often. Anyway, once upon a time in hollywood is his best movie

[Anonymous No.53561235]

oilkeks?

[Anonymous No.53561244]

>>53561217
>DOW leading
Very nice

[Anonymous No.53561254]

>blow off top
lol, lmao even
here it comes

[Anonymous No.53561255]

>>53560758
>>53560872
DXY slowly creeping. SPY and QQQ caps completely filled. Looks about time to short.

[Anonymous No.53561263]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.53561264]

>>53561224
based

when my grandfather died they were down to fucking garnishing his social security for his student loan debt )got an mba in his 40s). that man didnt care

[Anonymous No.53561273]

And that fellow bobros is how we conclude the bulltrap

[Anonymous No.53561274]

>>53561255
Too early to call it man

[Anonymous No.53561278]

>>53561273
Is this bulltrap in the room with us anon?

[Anonymous No.53561279]

>>53561255
That'll be a nice 1% to 1.5% retracement.

[Anonymous No.53561281]

>>53561273
>bobo is euphoric over a .1% dump
Buy signal.

[Anonymous No.53561282]

>>53560944
You realize how fucked those numbers are right? That doesn’t include NEETs and niggers on fent living in a tent.

[Anonymous No.53561290]

Apparent winner. Its not too late bobo, the doom is over and the market will begin to inflate again.

[Anonymous No.53561299]

>>53561281
SAD

[Anonymous No.53561301]

>>53561255
>DXY slowly creeping.
1% jump is far from slowly creeping
eurusd just did a roundabout in a three months channel

[Anonymous No.53561302]

>>53561290
I refuse to believe it. This market is just schizophrenic

[Anonymous No.53561306]

>>53561281
the retard strength is getting weaker and weaker...

[Anonymous No.53561308]

>>53561235
We're drilling.

[Anonymous No.53561310]

>>53561273
Huh? that little red bar is yours? please put it away youre embarrassing yourself.

[Anonymous No.53561323]

>>53561302
>This market is just schizophrenic
Yes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brownian_motion

[Anonymous No.53561329]

>>53561224
Very based. Nothing quite as good as being on the winning side once.

[Anonymous No.53561338]

>>53561306
Bobo's have smoll peepees

[Anonymous No.53561342]

>>53561301
>eurusd just did a roundabout
Yup, what’s next? Dollar keeps strengthening?

[Anonymous No.53561344]

>>53561301
>>53561279
>>53561274


I'm on a 15sec chart. Fook do you ppl here don't day trade this vol? NGMI

[Anonymous No.53561360]

>>53561344
>15 sec chart
AHHHHH IM GAMBLINNNNNG

My limit is 5m, and even that's degenerate.

[Anonymous No.53561364]

>>53561344
You must be a billionaire by now.

[Anonymous No.53561370]

QQQ is easily going to 500 based on my TA

[Anonymous No.53561377]

Will the advancement of AI allow us to have our own personal trading bots?

[Anonymous No.53561379]

>>53561189
It's just fucking hopeless, isn't it? People gnash their teeth about automating as much as possible but just imagine the efficiency we're missing out on by allowing logistics companies to be run by a bunch of incompetent faggot humans. The effects of the collective grief these assholes cause by misplacing people's property is immeasurable.

[Anonymous No.53561382]

just bought BOIL what am i in for lads?

[Anonymous No.53561388]

>>53560944
Meta did share buybacks. No brained right there. They must know something the market doesn’t know or they’re fucking retards. Either way, I made $75 dollary dos swinging from yesterdays close to todays open.

[Anonymous No.53561390]

>>53561370
zoom in

[Anonymous No.53561392]

>>53561370
It’s going to 1500

[Anonymous No.53561393]

>>53561364
>>53561360

Nah just a 7fig fag. But I only do degen sh!t when we're in peak Earnings/Fed/Econ Data week. I'm out of my swing trades during this time so you play the casino when you're bored.

[Anonymous No.53561394]

>>53561344
Only reason I use the 1min is to try to time the peaks when I've already decided to buy/sell.
And I'm decent at it, even, but if you spend all your time on a fucking 15s chart you're just giving money away to the broker.
They must love you.

[Anonymous No.53561396]

>>53561382
A reverse split.

[Anonymous No.53561398]

>>53561382
joining all the other losers who have lost money on it, when will you learn

[Anonymous No.53561407]

I don't like where this is going

[Anonymous No.53561411]

>>53560524
>butt plugging is not without expense
>>53560499
If you're under 25, you already did. Now find a wife and give all of that, and more, to your clones.
>>53560521
Which only goes to show, don't ever become famous.
>>53560571
legit deeds. buy him the arcade nachos and a slushy, with chili! we'll get a VHS of the event for his family.
>>53560692
>hand rubbing intensifies
you ain't what your momma promised, who cares, faggot.
>>53560728
Someone let a Beanie wearer into the Jannie room, and it's getting worse daily.
>>53560752
>le consipracy illumnatus
eeh. the market itself is the conspiracy.
>>53560871
but are you gonna call the bluff, or take and run?
>>53560887
>for me it's the most akwardly designed interior and overpriced burgers
>cause peanuts!
I get that if you're affluent, or have a farm in rural georgia, you might enjoy that place, but I was not impressed.
>>53560955
That's a drop shipper, or a Poo who is GeoLocating you and making it look like there's one. Then he's investing your purchase funds in short hold bonds, making interest, and then repaying you. Clever bastard, you should find him and take lessons?
>>53561003
>chooses to buy a $9 burger
Tell me why I know you're holding META
>>53561100
you might try sleeping in for a few days.
>>53561338
I keep a collection of them from the Poos I cut. I'm becoming rather apt at guessing size based on facial features. I'm guessing you happen to have an eye that is a bit lower on one side?
>>53561360
>not realtime
ngmi
>>53561377
Sure, but you'll still be down at the end of the year.
>>53561379
So what the fuck are you gonna do with all those people who have nothing to challenge themselves with?

This post best played by shorting T.

[Anonymous No.53561412]

>>53561394
well yeah that's what I use to time the peaks. 1min isn't high resolution dummy.

[Anonymous No.53561415]

>>53561342
doubtful. It seems to be mostly the Nippons having issues, so whats next is clear. Intervention

[Anonymous No.53561416]

>>53561393
>Nah just a 7fig fag.
Humblebragging, of course.

[Anonymous No.53561418]

>>53561264
>>53561329
the best part is i had a very cheap room in a flat near uni, and most of that money went to building my comic collection when comics were cheap and now most of the shit i bought has 30x'ed
also my flat was above a salon that did waxing, so i could hear women moaning all day

[Anonymous No.53561423]

>>53561393
>Nah just a 7fig fag.
I too am the King of England

[Anonymous No.53561425]

this dip is not good for bobo actually. just means theyre gonna pump it back up on monday.

[Anonymous No.53561427]

AAPL is an easy short here

[Anonymous No.53561428]

>>53560794
The market has retard strength now. Earnings don't matter.

[Anonymous No.53561437]

>>53561388
>they’re fucking (((retards)))
Clan gives clan free advertising. If you're not on top of why you know about (((META, GOOG, TSLA, etc etc))) you're not really paying attention to what motivations are in action, which means your DD is pretty shallow, imo.

[Anonymous No.53561439]

>>53561382
The people in the threads already told you when to buy and at what price point and which weather pattern. What the fuck man

[Anonymous No.53561441]

>>53561411
>Tell me why I know you're holding META
Yeah, and I'm up 50%+ in 1 month. Lmao.
Do you really marry your stock positions, like some sorta gme redditor faggot?
>mass reply
Ah, I have my answer.

[Anonymous No.53561442]

>>53561411
Nigger

[Anonymous No.53561443]

What Powell meant by higher for longer was that stocks would be priced higher for longer

[Anonymous No.53561444]

>>53561416
>>53561423
it's easy when you're a former techbro and just living on passive income now

Get good son

[Anonymous No.53561449]

>>53561443
I think he was referring to weed legalization and normalization

[Anonymous No.53561450]

I will dump on this Warren Munger boomer so god damn hard.
short AAPL

[Anonymous No.53561454]

>>53561444
Yes, of course.
225k$/year WFH 2h workdays.

[Anonymous No.53561461]

>>53561396
>>53561398
seethe
>>53561439
>listening to /biz/tards
ishygddt

[Anonymous No.53561463]

>>53561454
yes it was nice while it lasted.

[Anonymous No.53561465]

>>53561379
somehow usps manages. heck my local mailman was this biker dude who hated my guts for ordering so much shit and never emptying the spam out of my mailbox - he would literally spit on the ground every time i walked by him - and he still delivered all my shit kek

[Anonymous No.53561471]

>>53561382
If in taxable brokerage account...
K1 Forms up the ass
Tax Loss Harvesting

[Anonymous No.53561474]

is TSLA a buy or will it dump next week?

[Anonymous No.53561475]

There are a few confirmed middle class /smg/gers. Dude's not making some outlandish claims.

[Anonymous No.53561481]

RED AT LUNCHTIME
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[Anonymous No.53561490]

>>53561474
At the current rate of oil doomping, gasoline will be negatively priced come summer. TSLA sales will drop like a rock.

[Anonymous No.53561496]

>>53561427
Literally every single time I've tried to buy puts or calls on Apple I get fucked. I agree it seems obvious but I just know I'll do it, it'll go the opposite way, then the day after it expires it'll then go the way I thought it would

[Anonymous No.53561498]

>>53561441
>no, you can't just read the thread
>why don't you choke the next 15 posts with one liners?
Have you tried VR?
>>53561442
Not interested, unless you can wash my car on the weekends and don't mind sleeping in the tool shed.
I do allow 11 hours free time per day, and a full day per weekend, plus national holidays and your birthday.
But you'll have to get over having dry scalp, you will be bathing once a day. And no gangter rap. You will sing like a churchmouse, only Gospel. If I so much as hear a jazz record in your shed, I'll send you to the overseer.

[Anonymous No.53561500]

>>53561111
Im not bobo, I love stocks! bobo trades out of hate and fear

[Anonymous No.53561502]

>>53561461
you will be the one seething
it takes a special amount of retard to see fags losing money on natgas all day every day and decide to buy into the same shit

[Anonymous No.53561509]

The market wants to crash, but something would let it.

[Anonymous No.53561513]

>>53561428
>Earnings don't matter
this has convinced me to buy more AAPL puts.

[Anonymous No.53561525]

>>53561498
>Have you tried VR?
Have you?

[Anonymous No.53561530]

you can't predict the market has never been more relevant this past month

[Anonymous No.53561550]

>>53561525
So you got a headset on right now then. You're talking to me from inside a META room, where you've got a portal to Chans.

This post best played by J&J, cause a faggot needs lotions.

[Anonymous No.53561552]

>Crude down 1.6%
>Natty gas down 3.8%
>XOP up 0.6%
Is this some kind of setup?

[Anonymous No.53561556]

>>53561498
Lol are you mad that people made money on META, after seeing people (I was one of them) telling you it was going to be stuck to YOUR face, sucking your lil pecker off.
Not mine, however. I hate META and VR and it's all for loser pedo faggots, with nothing better to do.
Just easy to see that it's going to be a cashcow. Suck it loser.
>>53561502
Nat gas price is nearing a bottom, you fuckin bum. Do you really not DYOR?

[Anonymous No.53561562]

>>53561255
>>53561274

>too early to call it man

FOOK YEAH CALLED THAT TOP PERFECTLY

Casino Casino Casino

>>53561394
Trade Triggers ON A 15sec chart ROCKS

[Anonymous No.53561563]

>>53561550
I am using a quest 2 currently, yes, and this is one of 8 virtual monitors

[Anonymous No.53561568]

>>53561418
i did kinda the same thing, kept living in my cheap college apartment which never raised rent as it was owned by a nonprofit, i chilled and smoked weed while my neet girlfriend spent all day sniping ebay listings and discountstacking on sites to acquire designer clothing. not my field of expertise exactly but if the things ive looked up arent exceptions she has a closet worth at least 200k lol

[Anonymous No.53561569]

Next
>>53561567
>>53561567
>>53561567

[Anonymous No.53561570]

>post about BOIL
>nothing but seethe and cope posting
yeah i'm thinking today is the bottom

[Anonymous No.53561573]

>>53561556
>Nat gas price is nearing a bottom
It literally isn't lmao
Retards in this general thought it was nearing bottom at 3$ then at 2.5$ they got fucked lmao just like you will be
Enjoy the ride

[Anonymous No.53561581]

>>53561556
>people made money
Did they? Have they tried to take those gains?
>I hate it, but you'll love it
the amount of talmudist mental conflict that rolls around up there...

[Anonymous No.53561597]

>>53561568
are you the striped sweater anon from yesterday?

[Anonymous No.53561600]

>>53561490
buy but i have an incentive to tell you that

>>53561490
people arent buying teslas because of gas prices right now anyway

someone who's price-concerned about gasoline would buy a nissan leaf or smth else cheap

people are buying them because they go zoomy and they fucking drive themselves you stupid dumbass

when they announce theyve added full self driving to the prius then i'll worry

[Anonymous No.53561610]

>>53561093
The "DXY is up" pattern

[Anonymous No.53561707]

>>53561610
Eh, oil began plunging after DXY finished that initial jump though.

[Anonymous No.53562735]

Is caravan a good stock?