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>> No.53560494

Bears don't get to cum

>> No.53560497

Reminder that we achieved the soft landing. Job growth is now bullish again.

>> No.53560499

$25k liquid
$45k in retirement accounts
$0 debt

When do I make it

>> No.53560511


>> No.53560516
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natgas baggies


>> No.53560517
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>> No.53560519

why is biden allowed to fucking talk fuck

>> No.53560521

>burry tweets out "Sell"
>green dildo appears
>burry deactives
>big tech causes red dildos at open
>burry reactivates his account
>green dildos again
lol, lmao even.

>> No.53560524

The natural and God given price for free gas is $0.00

>> No.53560525

You married, yet?

>> No.53560526

Gotta get to six figures and up fren, unless you live somewhere dirt cheap
But having no debt is already huge

>> No.53560536

if you are not shorting Natgas or Natgas ETFs you literally just hate money

>> No.53560535

buy high sell low

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>> No.53560545

What's in your accounts?

>> No.53560546
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Uh, OIL barons? Was that all just a short-covering rally?

>> No.53560548
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At this point, if you believe this is a "bulltrap" or whatever I think you should get help. You're sick in the head. The coping mechanisms are unhealthy. Just admit you were wrong, and buy in now, sorry you missed the bottom.

>> No.53560550

I still have no freakin idea who that burry guy is supposed to be. Somebody said he did a good trade once

>> No.53560552
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nat gas bros

They expect one of us in the wreckage

>> No.53560553

Surely there isn't much juice left to squeeze on that play?

>> No.53560554

You are a 1pbtid

>> No.53560556

What we achieved is that Janet Yellen took JPOW behind the shed and pegged him until he came hands free, and now the other lizard folks know he’s a joke.

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>t. lying piece of shit

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>> No.53560568
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There's nothing that supports this insane 3 day uninterrupted pump.

>> No.53560569

It's looking pretty low. I'm looking to start slurping the bottom, soon.
Lol fgt

>> No.53560570

Yes there is, winter is coming to a close and there is 0 news of any worsening weather. Natgas longs are a pure cold weather play and countries have reserves filled anyway, no one wants natgas, but keep out if you hate free money, I don't care

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he got the world record on donkey kong

>> No.53560579

I’ve got four mutual funds. Large cap, mid cap, small cap, international.

>> No.53560582

manlet autist you hate to see it

>> No.53560585

I'm getting bullish on natgas

>> No.53560593

why would anyone buy AAPL over $150? it hates being over $150. it sells off every time it does.

>> No.53560594

Nice graph retard, I don't care. Every giant missed earnings and we pump, it's over for you retard. Take your faggy little chart and shove it up your ass.

>> No.53560598

How old are you? This is a good start.

The thread is 4 minutes old you fool!

>> No.53560601
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I know this is a shitposting cesspool but can anyone here tell me if automated investing apps are even worth the effort? Something like wealthfront for example.

>> No.53560603

A common mistake, for retards

>> No.53560606
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We are already in a recession if not weeks away...

I'm in love with bobo's body... oho ohoho hiihihihiohih

Bobo came to my room yesterday, now my room smells like bobo's shit.... COME ON BE MY BOBO COME COME ON COME ON!


>> No.53560607

I missed out on the 2020 bullrun, I wont miss out on this one. Next week Im going all in on TQQQ and not selling ever again.

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>> No.53560618

200 is the new 150, sorry retard

>> No.53560619

LEIs don't matter, we're just normalizing from the high values of 2020-21 not crashing.

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>> No.53560623

If you think them taking fees for putting your money into boomer ETFs is worth it, sure.

>> No.53560624

what effort? they're effortless. they're fine if you dont want to learn how to do this stuff yourself and want to just pick a risk level and dollar amount and go.

>> No.53560628

Retard strength

>> No.53560629

what's your price target
I have no position yet but it sells off for weeks

>> No.53560633

VIX green. Up 4% from todays lows

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24h past and natgas did another -10%

when will gas cucks learn?

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And we are red again .

>> No.53560639

what's the hook do they charge for telling you to buy SPY and QQQ?

>> No.53560640

>fag boy with his gay little cuck chart
No one cares

>> No.53560644

FOMO and goyslurp are one hell of a drug

>> No.53560648

Why not today?

>> No.53560649
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Eurodollar curve inversion says

Blow me.

>> No.53560651

Imagine the ego shock that dipshit is enduring

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bored bobos baiting newfags into buying

>> No.53560657

I have said in previous threads that I'm confident it will go to 2$ at least, I would be more reserved about shorting it beyond that point

>> No.53560658

Irrelevant. Bond markets are wrong. Soft landing.

>> No.53560660
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I make so much money right now, I'm getting afraid.

>> No.53560670

Yup, Get in KOLD !!

>> No.53560671

It's all so tiresome.

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>> No.53560673

c3 ai stay bussin senpai this is some shit coin energy

>> No.53560680

anon, no offense, you sound sort of stoopid

>> No.53560691

That's fine. You're not gonna be rich unless you make changes to it, but you can be comfortable if you avoid debt and keep patiently building your assets. I'd say to try to avoid trying to get rich quick by outplaying the market cause you're probably gonna get got if you do. I'm in a pretty good spot financially, but I would be even better if I had just bought and held VOO from the beginning. I made things too complicated in my stock investing, and just happened to get lucky with a real estate flip and that's made me back the difference.
t. 28 yrs old, sold the local top of the real estate market and made 250k profit from it. 100% luck that it worked out that way, and I wouldn't be comfortable doing a house flip again like that.

>> No.53560692

I wouldn't go so far as to call him a dipshit, but the guy is just the definition of a schizo who needs his meds.

>> No.53560695

Im going to say a divine mercy chaplet for us bears
>for the sake of our sorrowful passion
Have mercy on us and on the whole world
>for the sake of our sorrowful passion
Have mercy on us and on the whole world
>for the sake of our sorrowful passion
Have mercy on us and on the whole world
>for the sake of our sorrowful passion
Have mercy on us and on the whole world
>for the sake of our sorrowful passion
Have mercy on us and on the whole world
>for the sake of our sorrowful passion
Have mercy on us and on the whole world
>for the sake of our sorrowful passion
Have mercy on us and on the whole world

>> No.53560699

to only thing to be afraid of is not taking profits

>> No.53560706

IKTFB. I’m in a high paying job with low job security. My strategy is to save cash, maintain contingency job opportunities, and move jobs every 2 years

>> No.53560708

idk i guess today is fine too

>> No.53560709
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a retard, cuck, gullible, fuckstick, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But mention he's in a bear market rally and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>> No.53560712
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Soft landing + Fed pivot is now priced in. The crash is going to be even worse then I expected now that delusional mumus are reinflating zombie corps with pure retard strength dip buying

>> No.53560713
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anybody got a link to the "bulls are hooked, look at apple computer" vid? i cannot find it. thank you.

>> No.53560715

>no peer to peer lending strategy
kek what a fucking retard

>> No.53560717

israeli container shipping enjoyers. this is our week.

>> No.53560720

>You're not gonna be rich unless you make changes to it
I meant to say that you won't be rich, but you'll be comfortable if you keep contributing to that and letting it compound. Idk why it came out wrong, other than that I'm overcaffinated rn. You haven't made it yet, but you're on the right path (assuming no debt)

>> No.53560728

The Mumu is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a retard, cuck, gullible, fuckstick, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But mention he's in a bear market rally and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

Fuck jannies and mods, fucked that other one up because I'm phone posting because permabanned on my desktop ip

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>> No.53560731

>he doesn't have a conservative allocation of COIN and ARKK calls


>> No.53560732

What more evidence do you need for a soft landing bobos?

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>Time in the market beats timing the market!
>8% returns per year are very good!

>Buy Coinbase
>Make 45% in a week

What did they mean by this?

>> No.53560740
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POV: you just told her you hold a fat stack of INTC

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why the FUCK is it still going up

>> No.53560750

they mean that you should take profit.

>> No.53560752
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Do you know what it means to be a contrarian?

When retail idiot bears go insolvent trying to short the market at the same time. PAPA MICHAL BURRY BEAR is a insider. HELP SMART money collect payment from retail idiots. Thinking they are participating in the next big short IRL movie.

When all of these fake retail bear dies along with michael burry. That is when I will go short. That is what it means to be a true CONTRARIAN.

>> No.53560758

whats going on with the market? why is dixy going crazy? gbp aud and euro seem to be getting heemed also. is the market just consolidating?

>> No.53560759

Your wife gave me a soft landing last night.

>> No.53560761
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>intcel baggies

>> No.53560763

I did, got my initial sitting in cash.

>> No.53560764

If it's good enough to screenshot and share, it's good enough to take profits.

>> No.53560769

retail is literally buying it all retard

>> No.53560771

Imagine getting to smell her hot latina bush...
Generation bottom, idiot. Get in.

>> No.53560780

>Just work all your life and retire at 65 bro!
>Yeah you'll be old, but, uh
>Listen, it's the only way
>You'll retire with tons
>Yeah you wagied your whole life
>But it's the only way
And they wonder why I fuck around picking stocks. I'd rather ride my account to zero and KMS than keep waging forever.

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>> No.53560792

>Imagine getting to smell her hot latina bush...
Ben please

>> No.53560794

are there any big boy earnings that I should be aware about next week?

>> No.53560801

Impressive, very nice

>> No.53560809
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When the soft landing narrative starts getting a hold. The HARD LANDING will become the contrarian.

I said this last year and i will say it again. We need a fake FAUX golden BULL RUN before the crash can occur.

I called this rally.

I was a contrarian then. i am a contrarian now.

Please clap.

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Already up 12% since buying right after earnings

>> No.53560815

I have made $769 dollars today what GOYSLOP should I get for lunch boys? I need the sloppiest and goyiest of recommendations

>> No.53560828

>retail is literally buying it all retard
Retail was the premarket volume. Big money is after the bell. That's the massive rally upward. Big money has been told the fed is done. Job growth is a positive again.

>> No.53560830

What's your outlook for KPOP? It seems like it tracks EWY, but that makes it a solid meme ticker, doesn't it?

>> No.53560839

two more weeks

>> No.53560845
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>35k in cash
>60k in stocks
>1,5k in crypto
When will I make it ?

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>> No.53560849

God damn it’s fucking Reddit in here. Here’s a list of Reddit terms I use to filter out the retards
>David SOXL
>bear market
>bull market
>don’t put anything in you can’t afford to lose
>woah black betty
>buy the dip
>earnings report
>the fed
>higher lows
>lower highs
>iron condor
>priced in

>> No.53560852

Any updates on AMC?

>> No.53560857

>can't even qualify for a home loan in 2023
you still got a long way to go lmao

>> No.53560860

What was your 2022 performance? What's your job/industry/salary?

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Blow me. I bought the dip and I am now selling.

>> No.53560869
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Why is GTLB down so much today?

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we are in full /NiggaTown/ market, arent we

>> No.53560872

Dxy is apparently pricing in a bigger rate hike cause the jobs report came in way too good

>> No.53560877

>Big money is after the bell
Do all mumus just start lying when they get in trouble?
Extremely childish. Big money is already dumping bonds and will dump on you soon. You fucksticks never watch bonds, everything really is just line go up with mumus.
You have no idea what's happening here, shut the fuck up and sit at our feet and learn.

>> No.53560878

€23k long term loans to companies.
12k in company I work (certificates for profit sharing).
7k crypto (let’s say 6-8)
1k stock gamble money
12k liquid
51k debt (yeah, that stings)
Wgmi bro. I feel like I might get something done after all for the first time this year.

>> No.53560879

Surprised how lackluster Amazon is being

>> No.53560887

For me, it's Five Guys

>> No.53560888

Politicians work mostly seated plus she travels all the time so it probably has a very strong AQB odor.

>> No.53560898

pretty good, i would also add
>exit liquidity
>FED (all caps)

>> No.53560899

>Retail was the premarket volume. Big money is after the bell
you are just making shit up. why would retail buy before the market opens that makes no sense.

most of that is /biz/ lingo. just admit that 4chan is just as stupid as reddit.

>> No.53560900

Why it’s ceo should be shot directly in the face, the worst earnings report I’ve ever seen

>> No.53560906

Oh, and 6k in retirement fund. Those retards actually managed to lose money I put in on the stock market.

>> No.53560908

wowow tesla up up uppy!

>> No.53560913

love five guys desu

>> No.53560915
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You’re doing great, white man. Keep it up and don’t let ‘em put you down.

>> No.53560917

Thank you for your blog post, faggot

Why do you have so much debt?

>> No.53560919

Go to the greasiest burger shop near your house
Get a double bacon cheeseburger or something to that end
Dump half a can of Stagg Chili in that shit

>> No.53560920 [DELETED] 

I'm a simple man: I see INTC over $30, I sell short.

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SOXLsistas, why we recovered?
I'm not mad, but I got a heart attack when SOXL dump earlier today

>> No.53560927 [DELETED] 

>you are just making shit up. why would retail buy before the market opens that makes no sense.
Yes that wouldn't make any sense since there was selling before the bell. Which means retail was selling. And big money was buying. I'm following the money.

>> No.53560930 [DELETED] 

Fuck Petros

>> No.53560934 [DELETED] 

FUCK I LOVE FIVE GUYS but lately these new hire bitches overcook my burger and damn, I want to tell them to fuck off. Five guys is my guilty pleasure

>> No.53560943

>gtlb reset --hard 1675307100

>> No.53560944

>517,00 jobs added in January
>Unemployment lowest in 53 years
>Powell's latest FoMC 100% lip service
>Tech earnings abysmal

And yet shitstock META gapped up 19% this week and the S&P is still climbing. What am I missing here? Is this just a retail trader driven cattle rally, as fuel for institutional shorters to keep better positions on the next leg down?

>> No.53560949

*sharts in my pants violently*
stinks only go up

>> No.53560950

New Executive Order just dropped: red candles are now considered Russian aggression and have been outlawed

>> No.53560954

You have to go back.

>> No.53560955
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Last week I tried to order a $1,300 Wacom tablet on eBay and it didn't ship within 48 hours, suddenly it went from "open box, all original accessories included" to "out of stock". Took like 4 days to cancel the order and get a refund.

I immediately found a deal on another tablet on Walmart's website and ordered it, it was "out for delivery" with FedEx yesterday at 7am and suddenly went to "pending - no scheduled delivery date available at this time". I'm about to lose my fucking mind, how is it this hard to get a goddamn drawing tablet??? It's one fucking town away. I don't want Amazon to be the best option but I've literally never had these issues with them.

>> No.53560963

Oil sure is. I want chall to look at this shit what it was riding up on.

>> No.53560965

It wasn’t a dump bro pullback is typical after retard pumps.

>> No.53560966

>my guilty pleasure
>goes often enough to kno when they have "new hires"
Yeah, you're definitely obese.
>stinks only go up
Is this lowkey natgas signalling?

>> No.53560967

>he missed the generational bottom

>> No.53560968

Remember last time they said 1M jobs and it was really -10K? That was a big funny.

>> No.53560970

probably because it's not worth $8b. i wanted to buy some but not at this valuation

>> No.53560973

Let me guess you don’t tip your delivery drivers

>> No.53560978

it's called five guys cos you'd need to suck off five guys to afford it

>> No.53560980
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Redeem and turn green
Bloody benchod bastard

>> No.53560982

It’s only money right? Who cares if I lost it all haha

>> No.53560984

why didn't you just buy an xp-pen or a huion?
There's nothing special about wacoms expired patents and the alternatives are much more cost effective.

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>ON now above $80
The comfiest of holds

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it's like $20 bro I made $800 today

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To where? CTRM is trash.

>> No.53561003

>it's called five guys cos you'd need to suck off five guys to afford it
Lmao lil bro can't afford a $9 burger.
Buy the bottom on natgas, anon. Make it all back, trust me.

>> No.53561004

I took my 2 daughters there, weww lad that was a high bill for 3 burgers i could have made at home.

>> No.53561006

I actually did buy a Huion Kamvas, found it for $100 off on Walmart. But now my $500 package is just floating around somewhere within 15 miles of me while FedEx gives me the runaround.

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>Coworker ranting about how a burger and fries is like $20
I like their burgers, but french fries are objectively goyslop shit dipped in soibean oil. Ya deserve to lose money on that.

>> No.53561012

nobody is saying eat there every meal for the rest of you life i'm talking a lil celebration treat

>> No.53561015

yep we topped

>> No.53561017

lmao i tried to order things from walmart dot com a few years ago and there was maybe a 50% delivery success rate

a bit after that i was in the post office and this woman was there saying that she had ordered a large AC unit from walmart dot com and it had gotten marked delivered to the local post office instead of her house but they didnt have it there either

the post office woman was like "oh you ordered from walmart.com? yeah i wouldnt even try to find it, go ahead and call their support right here so i can tell them personally i never saw it. this is like the fifth time this week."

its a shitshow apparently. makes me want to get a seller account on there b/c apparently they have no standards

>> No.53561019

Study+live on my own since 18. What actually got me mostly is that the state used to sponsor me because of my parents income, but they revised and made me pay it back.

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Double quarter pounder with cheese, large fries. Treat yourself to a pie too. Or if you've got a Whataburger near you, go there. Their pies are still fried.

>> No.53561021

i doubt you will make any gains on natgas for a long time. there is a way too much supply thanks to warm winter in europe.

>> No.53561023

Bull market for real? Imagine actually good news

>> No.53561028

They use peanut oil for their fries dumbass, it’s their shtick

>> No.53561032

have a good treat anon, you deserve it :)

>> No.53561035

so why is apple still surging after announcing such bad sales? Just them inflating the price with buy backs or something?

>> No.53561036

I bought two shares just to open the position.

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>But now my $500 package is just floating around somewhere within 15 miles of me while FedEx gives me the runaround
reminds me of this sad classic

>> No.53561038
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When I first set out to invest some of my money in a basic investment savings account I just wanted to one day have enough to buy a home. Now I have enough to cover the home, transaction costs, any damages/defects that won't be picked up by the survey and I'll still have change for decorating. I've not taken a holiday in years because it's too expensive and the most expensive thing I own is my laptop. All I'd need to do is liquidate everything now.

But I don't want to. Does anyone else have this?

>> No.53561040

Wtf I love biden admisntration now

>> No.53561041

climate change 1
climate change opponents 0

>> No.53561043

buying some fat patties and kaiser rolls and making home burgers with grilled pineapple and bacon is 1000x the treat to me, and im not even fat

maybe you just dont have any grill skills

>> No.53561046
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>To where?

>> No.53561052

this announce buy backs or something im drowning over here

>> No.53561053

The new mumu cope is that the market is forward looking and since in their minds a soft landing + Fed pivot is guaranteed that means that Apple has unlimited upside in the future regardless of their current situation

>> No.53561055

Haha, you actually know about dogshit food.

>> No.53561056
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>/smg/gers can't afford fast food

>> No.53561058
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this is a fortunate turn of events. i have bested you bobo

>> No.53561059

He said he wanted sloppy goyslop for lunch, though.

>> No.53561064

>buying fast food
Found the fatass

>> No.53561068
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thanks mang

>> No.53561070

You should send a lil love over to UNG.
-Not a Bagholder

>> No.53561079

I would be upset at Walmart if it hadn't gone all the way through FedEx's system and ended up in the next town over and indicated as "out for delivery". I just do not fucking understand how a shipping company can list something as "on a truck and out for delivery" but completely fail to actually deliver it by the end of the day. And the most infuriating thing is that there's no accountability, I can't even get on the phone with someone at the local FedEx center that has my fucking property.

>> No.53561083

next you gotta salt the meat
from the front to the back to make the taste complete

>> No.53561085

seethe you were wrong

>> No.53561087

>Jerbs report comes in with more people working
>No aggressive rate hike
>Huge poomp into failed earnings

lol... I don't know where you guys find the idiocy/courage to buy right now. but good luck anyways!

>> No.53561088

im a goy so when i make slop its goyslop. its just that i prefer swiss cheese.

>> No.53561089

moderation in all things. Even moderation.

>> No.53561090
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This is may usual order. $23, not that bad.

They use peanut oil.

>> No.53561093
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What do you call this pattern on oil?

>> No.53561098

Bitch, I'm 75 kilos and not a fucking land whale. I eat five guys because it's good and I can.

>> No.53561100
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>sold 2 hours too early
>could have gotten my $2500 gains rn
>instead I chickened out from yesterday's dump and sold premarket
I don't think I'll be coming back I hate this market so much and and also me for getting emotionally assaulted by single day pump and dumps so fucking hard.

>> No.53561102

Hm, that sucks. Is it a bank loan, or loan from Gov?

>> No.53561105

>Oreo milkshake

ah, a man of class, sophistication, and dignity has entered the thread I see

>> No.53561106

What is that in American

>> No.53561108

>AAPL misses earnings for the first time in 7 years
>it's still up after earnings
this company really is not allowed to go down, huh?

>> No.53561111

Fortune favors the brave, bobo.

>> No.53561113

About 16 hamburgers

>> No.53561114

That’s the knife hands pattern.

>> No.53561116

i dont understand converting to your currency. Approximately how many guys sucked off is that

>> No.53561117

It's normal weight for the rest of the world. It's underweight for Americans

>> No.53561121

Almost 4 45-lb plates.

>> No.53561125

Remember in Pulp Fiction when John Travolta's character was flabbergasted that Mia ordered a $5 milkshake?

>> No.53561126

Based Buffett won't allow it, he will keep slurping.

>> No.53561128

165 pounds I believe

>> No.53561129

repeat it more often zero hedge kike

>> No.53561131

Everything’s a nothingburger

>> No.53561137

I have never seen Pulp fiction is it any good?

>> No.53561138

I told you how much it was $23. So you tell me. How many guys would you suck for that?

>> No.53561139

five guys isn't so bad if you toppingMAXX the fuck out of your burger, you're paying for the unlimited toppings and nobody goes past 2 inches in burger height ever.

>> No.53561142

we said from the beginning that the bear market will be over when oil barons rope themselves. this may really be the bottom. plus the golden gross on the SPY always indicates a bull market.

>> No.53561144

Sounds like you know exactly where it is Shirley, maybe you should follow your own advice.

>> No.53561146


Yes, its a cult classic.

>> No.53561147
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>SPY green

>> No.53561148

It is pretty well regarded, would recommend watching

>> No.53561149

buy the ford dip?

>> No.53561150

Don't bother. Mostly a 'good for its time' movie. Not bad, just not really worth watching.
Babylon is decent enough to watch, though.

>> No.53561151

might check it out over the weekend

>> No.53561152
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On behalf of all bobos, I am here to apologize. I was wrong, we were wrong. I'm sorry, please forgive me, and enjoy your golden bullrun.

>> No.53561162

found the poorass

>> No.53561167

Bout tree fiddy

>> No.53561171

I accept your apology bobo, admitting you were wrong is a key trait in successful investors.

>> No.53561186

And that was for a real shake with milk and ice cream, made in the spot. That'd be $12 Dolla today

>> No.53561188

Government, so it’s actually okay. Current inflation makes it evaporate faster than you could whistle dixie, and interest is very low. I wish they made it tax deductible though. I would ‘pay it back’ in maybe 2-3 years then. Now I’m taking as long as I can. I save about 1.3k a month now and am accelerating somewhat, so I might just make it.

>> No.53561189

having shipped about 20k packages and received about 6k in my short little life i absolutely do not bother with anything but usps anymore

the way fedex/ups work is that the employees need to meet delivery time metrics so what theyll do is just scan in a bunch of stuff ahead of time before they're even ready to deliver it, so they're doing well on the metrics, then theyll actually get the packages to the door whenever they feel like it

whats even worse than what youre describing is that ups drivers will often scan their whole truck as delivered in the morning and then not actually deliver things until the next day - leaving me panicking that my several hundred dollar package got swiped off the porch because its marked delivered with no sign of it.

in this case, usps workers being govt employees who can go as slow as they like (to some extent) is actually a good thing because they dont have an incentive to lie about where things are

imo it also contributes to shit going missing when you have a bunch of things marked delivered or marked out for delivery that are really just sitting in the "special pile" in the corner of the distribution center because they needed to get marked for metrics

ups has had about an 85% success rate delivering to me which is fucking abysmal, might just be my local ups people suck though. usps in comparison, ive had maybe 3 packages actually go missing in transit out of about 25,000, with a couple dozen more that probably got swiped by porch thieves.

>> No.53561190

it's fine but Quentin's self insert scene is out of place and fucks the pacing even with the funny dialogue, his stunted acting makes a good line shit

>> No.53561194

Probably Tarantino's best film aside from Reservoir Dogs.

>> No.53561195
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It's over for pivooters!
>much higher
>for much longer

>> No.53561196

This dip's doing wonders to help out (February) CPI, sure. But even if Biden cancels his SPR-refill price floor, we're roughly at the bottom of OPEC's acceptable range.

I suspect this is as good as it gets for the rest of the market on the oil front.

>> No.53561208

Been playing KOLD for at least a month now. Sold all of it a couple days ago on that 15%+ move.

2.5/mmBTU was my target for Nat Gas futures anyway. 5-6/share for BOIL is worth a shot for me to start a long position.

>> No.53561211

He really just wanted to be able to say "nigger" on camera. Great scene though.

>> No.53561213

please LMT go back down i wanted to slurp last month but didnt have any cash

>> No.53561217
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And just like that, SPY is green!

>> No.53561223
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>ASTS +11%
I told you niggers to buy last night.
I told you niggers to buy earlier this morning when it was up only 3%.
Pic related.

>> No.53561224

Based. I'm paying $20 a month on govt debt from being overpaid as a student 20 years ago. At thus rate I'll die before its repaid, suck it centrelink!

>> No.53561228

>Quentin's self insert
I’ve never quite understood why he does this so often. Anyway, once upon a time in hollywood is his best movie

>> No.53561235


>> No.53561244

>DOW leading
Very nice

>> No.53561254

>blow off top
lol, lmao even
here it comes

>> No.53561255

DXY slowly creeping. SPY and QQQ caps completely filled. Looks about time to short.

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>> No.53561264


when my grandfather died they were down to fucking garnishing his social security for his student loan debt )got an mba in his 40s). that man didnt care

>> No.53561273
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And that fellow bobros is how we conclude the bulltrap

>> No.53561274

Too early to call it man

>> No.53561278
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Is this bulltrap in the room with us anon?

>> No.53561279

That'll be a nice 1% to 1.5% retracement.

>> No.53561281

>bobo is euphoric over a .1% dump
Buy signal.

>> No.53561282

You realize how fucked those numbers are right? That doesn’t include NEETs and niggers on fent living in a tent.

>> No.53561290
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Apparent winner. Its not too late bobo, the doom is over and the market will begin to inflate again.

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>> No.53561301

>DXY slowly creeping.
1% jump is far from slowly creeping
eurusd just did a roundabout in a three months channel

>> No.53561302

I refuse to believe it. This market is just schizophrenic

>> No.53561306
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the retard strength is getting weaker and weaker...

>> No.53561308

We're drilling.

>> No.53561310
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Huh? that little red bar is yours? please put it away youre embarrassing yourself.

>> No.53561323

>This market is just schizophrenic


>> No.53561329

Very based. Nothing quite as good as being on the winning side once.

>> No.53561338

Bobo's have smoll peepees

>> No.53561342

>eurusd just did a roundabout
Yup, what’s next? Dollar keeps strengthening?

>> No.53561344


I'm on a 15sec chart. Fook do you ppl here don't day trade this vol? NGMI

>> No.53561360

>15 sec chart

My limit is 5m, and even that's degenerate.

>> No.53561364

You must be a billionaire by now.

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QQQ is easily going to 500 based on my TA

>> No.53561377
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Will the advancement of AI allow us to have our own personal trading bots?

>> No.53561379

It's just fucking hopeless, isn't it? People gnash their teeth about automating as much as possible but just imagine the efficiency we're missing out on by allowing logistics companies to be run by a bunch of incompetent faggot humans. The effects of the collective grief these assholes cause by misplacing people's property is immeasurable.

>> No.53561382
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just bought BOIL what am i in for lads?

>> No.53561388

Meta did share buybacks. No brained right there. They must know something the market doesn’t know or they’re fucking retards. Either way, I made $75 dollary dos swinging from yesterdays close to todays open.

>> No.53561390
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zoom in

>> No.53561392

It’s going to 1500

>> No.53561393


Nah just a 7fig fag. But I only do degen sh!t when we're in peak Earnings/Fed/Econ Data week. I'm out of my swing trades during this time so you play the casino when you're bored.

>> No.53561394

Only reason I use the 1min is to try to time the peaks when I've already decided to buy/sell.
And I'm decent at it, even, but if you spend all your time on a fucking 15s chart you're just giving money away to the broker.
They must love you.

>> No.53561396

A reverse split.

>> No.53561398

joining all the other losers who have lost money on it, when will you learn

>> No.53561407

I don't like where this is going

>> No.53561411

>butt plugging is not without expense
If you're under 25, you already did. Now find a wife and give all of that, and more, to your clones.
Which only goes to show, don't ever become famous.
legit deeds. buy him the arcade nachos and a slushy, with chili! we'll get a VHS of the event for his family.
>hand rubbing intensifies
you ain't what your momma promised, who cares, faggot.
Someone let a Beanie wearer into the Jannie room, and it's getting worse daily.
>le consipracy illumnatus
eeh. the market itself is the conspiracy.
but are you gonna call the bluff, or take and run?
>for me it's the most akwardly designed interior and overpriced burgers
>cause peanuts!
I get that if you're affluent, or have a farm in rural georgia, you might enjoy that place, but I was not impressed.
That's a drop shipper, or a Poo who is GeoLocating you and making it look like there's one. Then he's investing your purchase funds in short hold bonds, making interest, and then repaying you. Clever bastard, you should find him and take lessons?
>chooses to buy a $9 burger
Tell me why I know you're holding META
you might try sleeping in for a few days.
I keep a collection of them from the Poos I cut. I'm becoming rather apt at guessing size based on facial features. I'm guessing you happen to have an eye that is a bit lower on one side?
>not realtime
Sure, but you'll still be down at the end of the year.
So what the fuck are you gonna do with all those people who have nothing to challenge themselves with?

This post best played by shorting T.

>> No.53561412

well yeah that's what I use to time the peaks. 1min isn't high resolution dummy.

>> No.53561415

doubtful. It seems to be mostly the Nippons having issues, so whats next is clear. Intervention

>> No.53561416
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>Nah just a 7fig fag.
Humblebragging, of course.

>> No.53561418

the best part is i had a very cheap room in a flat near uni, and most of that money went to building my comic collection when comics were cheap and now most of the shit i bought has 30x'ed
also my flat was above a salon that did waxing, so i could hear women moaning all day

>> No.53561423

>Nah just a 7fig fag.
I too am the King of England

>> No.53561425

this dip is not good for bobo actually. just means theyre gonna pump it back up on monday.

>> No.53561427

AAPL is an easy short here

>> No.53561428

The market has retard strength now. Earnings don't matter.

>> No.53561437

>they’re fucking (((retards)))
Clan gives clan free advertising. If you're not on top of why you know about (((META, GOOG, TSLA, etc etc))) you're not really paying attention to what motivations are in action, which means your DD is pretty shallow, imo.

>> No.53561439

The people in the threads already told you when to buy and at what price point and which weather pattern. What the fuck man

>> No.53561441

>Tell me why I know you're holding META
Yeah, and I'm up 50%+ in 1 month. Lmao.
Do you really marry your stock positions, like some sorta gme redditor faggot?
>mass reply
Ah, I have my answer.

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>> No.53561443

What Powell meant by higher for longer was that stocks would be priced higher for longer

>> No.53561444

it's easy when you're a former techbro and just living on passive income now

Get good son

>> No.53561449

I think he was referring to weed legalization and normalization

>> No.53561450

I will dump on this Warren Munger boomer so god damn hard.
short AAPL

>> No.53561454

Yes, of course.
225k$/year WFH 2h workdays.

>> No.53561461
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>listening to /biz/tards

>> No.53561463

yes it was nice while it lasted.

>> No.53561465

somehow usps manages. heck my local mailman was this biker dude who hated my guts for ordering so much shit and never emptying the spam out of my mailbox - he would literally spit on the ground every time i walked by him - and he still delivered all my shit kek

>> No.53561471

If in taxable brokerage account...
K1 Forms up the ass
Tax Loss Harvesting

>> No.53561474

is TSLA a buy or will it dump next week?

>> No.53561475

There are a few confirmed middle class /smg/gers. Dude's not making some outlandish claims.

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>> No.53561490

At the current rate of oil doomping, gasoline will be negatively priced come summer. TSLA sales will drop like a rock.

>> No.53561496

Literally every single time I've tried to buy puts or calls on Apple I get fucked. I agree it seems obvious but I just know I'll do it, it'll go the opposite way, then the day after it expires it'll then go the way I thought it would

>> No.53561498

>no, you can't just read the thread
>why don't you choke the next 15 posts with one liners?
Have you tried VR?
Not interested, unless you can wash my car on the weekends and don't mind sleeping in the tool shed.
I do allow 11 hours free time per day, and a full day per weekend, plus national holidays and your birthday.
But you'll have to get over having dry scalp, you will be bathing once a day. And no gangter rap. You will sing like a churchmouse, only Gospel. If I so much as hear a jazz record in your shed, I'll send you to the overseer.

>> No.53561500

Im not bobo, I love stocks! bobo trades out of hate and fear

>> No.53561502

you will be the one seething
it takes a special amount of retard to see fags losing money on natgas all day every day and decide to buy into the same shit

>> No.53561509
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The market wants to crash, but something would let it.

>> No.53561513

>Earnings don't matter
this has convinced me to buy more AAPL puts.

>> No.53561525
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>Have you tried VR?
Have you?

>> No.53561530

you can't predict the market has never been more relevant this past month

>> No.53561550

So you got a headset on right now then. You're talking to me from inside a META room, where you've got a portal to Chans.

This post best played by J&J, cause a faggot needs lotions.

>> No.53561552
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>Crude down 1.6%
>Natty gas down 3.8%
>XOP up 0.6%
Is this some kind of setup?

>> No.53561556

Lol are you mad that people made money on META, after seeing people (I was one of them) telling you it was going to be stuck to YOUR face, sucking your lil pecker off.
Not mine, however. I hate META and VR and it's all for loser pedo faggots, with nothing better to do.
Just easy to see that it's going to be a cashcow. Suck it loser.
Nat gas price is nearing a bottom, you fuckin bum. Do you really not DYOR?

>> No.53561562


>too early to call it man


Casino Casino Casino

Trade Triggers ON A 15sec chart ROCKS

>> No.53561563

I am using a quest 2 currently, yes, and this is one of 8 virtual monitors

>> No.53561568

i did kinda the same thing, kept living in my cheap college apartment which never raised rent as it was owned by a nonprofit, i chilled and smoked weed while my neet girlfriend spent all day sniping ebay listings and discountstacking on sites to acquire designer clothing. not my field of expertise exactly but if the things ive looked up arent exceptions she has a closet worth at least 200k lol

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>> No.53561570
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>post about BOIL
>nothing but seethe and cope posting
yeah i'm thinking today is the bottom

>> No.53561573

>Nat gas price is nearing a bottom
It literally isn't lmao
Retards in this general thought it was nearing bottom at 3$ then at 2.5$ they got fucked lmao just like you will be
Enjoy the ride

>> No.53561581

>people made money
Did they? Have they tried to take those gains?
>I hate it, but you'll love it
the amount of talmudist mental conflict that rolls around up there...

>> No.53561597

are you the striped sweater anon from yesterday?

>> No.53561600

buy but i have an incentive to tell you that

people arent buying teslas because of gas prices right now anyway

someone who's price-concerned about gasoline would buy a nissan leaf or smth else cheap

people are buying them because they go zoomy and they fucking drive themselves you stupid dumbass

when they announce theyve added full self driving to the prius then i'll worry

>> No.53561610

The "DXY is up" pattern

>> No.53561707

Eh, oil began plunging after DXY finished that initial jump though.

>> No.53562735

Is caravan a good stock?