/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53558626]

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO - EDITION

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://www.watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://www.planetnews.com/live/stock-update.html?sfw=pass1651698381

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research

>Links for Mumus
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

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>>53556131

[Anonymous No.53558633]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53558640]

As expected, more jobs created in January, like every year.
Not expected, this little shit dump. Bears what happened

[Anonymous No.53558641]

thank you mr president

[Anonymous No.53558644]

>>53558626
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

[Anonymous No.53558646]

>

[Anonymous No.53558651]

who cares about non farmers pay rolls just pump the market

[Anonymous No.53558654]

>NVDA puts
>amd puts
>sqqq shares
>long intel
fuck I positioned myself a little too perfectly

[Anonymous No.53558655]

3.4%
People want to work so bad they're like slaves

lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.53558657]

>>53558646
yes, more people work for less

[Anonymous No.53558662]

What happened?
Both premarket and crypto dump at 10mins ago

[Anonymous No.53558666]

Worst report a bull could hope for. This + yesterdays earnings should be a limit down day after such retarded bull euphoria. Let’s see how they try to manipulate this one

Fed isn’t cutting rates with unemployment at a 54 year low

I was unironically part of the “don’t do 50 the economy is slowing” camp, but with all these nests this morning, the economy is still red hot. Terminal needs to be 6%

[Anonymous No.53558670]

I'm pivooooting

[Anonymous No.53558672]

>>53558662
Russia launched nuclear weapons targeted on Alaska.

[Anonymous No.53558675]

>>53558626
BURN IT TO THE GROUND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxytyRy-O1k

[Anonymous No.53558678]

>>53558651
>more buying power
>higher demand
>higher prices
>higher inflation
don't tell me you want a second Zimbabwe?

[Anonymous No.53558684]

>>53558654
>short everything
>long intel anyway
that's an interesting take. any opinion on TSM?

[Anonymous No.53558685]

>jobs good
>economy the strongest it's ever been
>somehow this is bearish
holy shit bears are retards, thanks for the dip will come back to see you crying when we close green

[Anonymous No.53558687]

>>53558655
1800s slaves got free rent and food from massa, you won't even get that, pay for the pod and the worm protein grub meat

[Anonymous No.53558688]

>>53558662
a healthy and strong american economy is bad for stocks because clown world

[Anonymous No.53558690]

WTF PEOPLE HAVE JOBS SELL EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.53558691]

I'm buying this dip we end green today.

>omg people have jobs!!!
Yeah don't care. Thanks for the sale.

[Anonymous No.53558693]

>>53558626
If this isn't a red day, then the market is in full comeback mode. Bears will have nothing left.

[Anonymous No.53558696]

THEY LAUGHED AT ME, SCOFFED AT ME FOR YOLO SWAGGING INTO SQQQ RIGHT BEFORE CLOSE YESTERDAY
DUMB FUCK MUMUS HAHAHAHHA

[Anonymous No.53558700]

>>53558646
where is this from, kind sir?

[Anonymous No.53558703]

>>53558678
where do you think this is going. Zimbabwe then currency reform while making sure loans are too expensive for anybody with a normal job to profit

[Anonymous No.53558704]

>>53558644
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YBXn890CAc

[Anonymous No.53558705]

>>53558678
i dont care

[Anonymous No.53558710]

ttwo earnings next week - how we feeling about that

[Anonymous No.53558714]

>>53558672
they were just trying to shoot down the Chinese balloon to get in good graces with Washington

[Anonymous No.53558717]

>>53558685
>He doesn't know stocks are just a derivative of interest rates and related in no-way whatsoever to fundamentals

Lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.53558716]

>>53558678
Don't you?

[Anonymous No.53558722]

I'm not surprised. Jpow's script when he started the meeting sounded very hawkish to me, and only after pandering to a billion reporters in a row asking him "please no more rate hikes please start cutting rates" did he become dovish. The defensive calls I sold may come in handy yet, or this could be nothing and the bull euphoria rages on without pause, time will tell.

[Anonymous No.53558721]

>>53558585
market has been functioning under the belief that the economy is so weak that the Fed will pivot
expectations for jobs was to add 185,000 -- instead 517,000 were added
the economy is already very hot, too hot - the 'natural' rate of unemployment is supposed to be around 5%, we're at 3.4% - when it's this artificially low, it creates imbalances in the labor markets - where employers cannot get the employees they need, so then they start to raise their wages to attract more workers; when employers pay out more wages irrespective of productivity growth, it leads to inflation, as the people who are getting paid more are able to consume more goods and services at higher prices - more demand with supply remaining the same = prices go up
the more jobs, the more economic activity, the more goods and services being produced, the more people receiving a paycheck, means that more people need dollars - demand for dollars goes up - this pushes up the relative strength of the dollar which is bearish for stocks. when the dollar is weaker, it becomes 'cheaper' for foreign nations to both buy goods and services from US corporations, increasing US corps competitive edge / boosting their revenues and profits, as well as cheaper for them to buy US stocks
and finally, the very high jobs data indicating that the economy is "too hot" gives the Fed more leg room to raise interest rates aggressively - makes it more likely that the Fed will continue to raise interest rates; because of this we saw a big rise in yields on bonds in anticipation of interest rates going higher --- also, with more economic growth from more jobs, demand for money rises, it is more 'expensive' to borrow money when demand is higher / growth expectations are higher - interest rates higher
valuations are based upon the risk free rate of government bonds - when interest rates are higher, it is more attractive to hold bonds than to hold stocks, and discount cash flow from future years is worth less

[Anonymous No.53558723]

Yesterday I shorted the open and ended up selling at a loss. Why did I close that short. I should have shorted with half and doubled down intraday rather than sell

[Anonymous No.53558732]

>>53558626
Gay thread

[Anonymous No.53558733]

This job report confirms it, there will not be a recession.

[Anonymous No.53558738]

>>53558723
stop daytrading

[Anonymous No.53558739]

[Anonymous No.53558743]

>>53558655
>>53558687
Brazilian slaves only worked ~200 days of the year, had religious holidays and could spend time with slaves from other plantations fyi

[Anonymous No.53558745]

so we will hard dump after open?

[Anonymous No.53558748]

>>53558721
>the 'natural' rate of unemployment
very racist

[Anonymous No.53558751]

>>53558700
check calendars links

[Anonymous No.53558754]

>>53558733
It’s looking like hyperinflation

[Anonymous No.53558764]

I wonder if someone would be willing to even work for free

[Anonymous No.53558766]

>>53558646
>517K vs 185K
A WEAPON TO SURPASS BETTY GEAR

[Anonymous No.53558770]

Pro tip: If you missed the 200 day SPY moving average to get into SPXL for the leverage rotation strategy, remember the strategy also works on the 10 day, 50 day, 100 day, etc. so you can get on board at any time. Wait for SPY to pull back under the 10 day then get in when it rises above. Or whichever other average you prefer. Always have your risk in mind, let's not have another SOXL debacle but don't let fear stand in the way of relatively easy life changing gains for you and your family

[Anonymous No.53558771]

>>53558745
Doubt it. CPI and PPI is what really matters. Businesses would be more hurt by further rate increases than wage increases. It's better to unleash the economy. CPI will be down on Feb 14. Wage growth is literally a good sign of normalization after CPI increase. It's just slower, to catch up.

[Anonymous No.53558779]

>>53558764
most online moderations do it for free

[Anonymous No.53558782]

>>53558743
Today people worship their chains that bind them and think they're free

Lol
Lmao

[Anonymous No.53558783]

>>53558754
>It’s looking like hyperinflation
Nope, CPI is still cooling, which is the real head wind.

[Anonymous No.53558790]

Why is there price difference between these three types of golds and is it possible to profit from their differences?

[Anonymous No.53558792]

>>53558771
>CPI will be down on Feb 14
what are you smoking. oil and gasoline have gone up huge over the past month, every other metric of inflation has stayed high
https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting
>+0.63% MoM
this is down?

[Anonymous No.53558791]

>>53558779
lol right, very funny

[Anonymous No.53558805]

>>53558783
>>53558792
??? seriously what the fuck are you smoking
how is +0.63% MoM for january cooling
how is +0.49% MoM for february cooling?
both are extremely high, triple the MoM needed to sustain 2% inflation

[Anonymous No.53558808]

this is a fucking disaster

[Anonymous No.53558809]

>>53558633
kek

[Anonymous No.53558811]

MY COIN COMPUTER IS CRASHING

[Anonymous No.53558813]

>>53558782
Pride is a hell of a drug

[Anonymous No.53558814]

>>53558751
got it

[Anonymous No.53558815]

>>53558764
internships aren't even a promise, you aren't guaranteed a job at the end, you just work for up to 2 years and at the end the company can let you go and all you get is "2 years experience in XYZ company" and thousands of dollars of added debt on top of student loans, back to the job seeker market bitch boy

[Anonymous No.53558821]

I OPENED QQQ PUTS YESTERDAY, DO I CLOSE THEM TODAY?

[Anonymous No.53558827]

>>53558808
Why?

[Anonymous No.53558830]

>>53558783
inflation has increased by 0.2 bepis since the 22nd of January according to truflation,

[Anonymous No.53558848]

>>53558830
>truflation
Who cares. The CPI data is on a one year scale, and comparative to the huge spike last spring, it's going to come in super cooling through summer. Bears are fucked.

[Anonymous No.53558854]

Should I buy a lot of SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.53558855]

A 2 reversal day?...
..or a 3 reversal day?

[Anonymous No.53558865]

>>53558827
Nothing is breaking. The economy is extremely unhealthy in response to fed rate hikes. We should not be seeing record-breaking jobs reports lol

[Anonymous No.53558869]

thank you bears. i have no idea why that massive dump happened but i made good use of this extremely rare opportunity

[Anonymous No.53558872]

Soft landing is already confirmed. Job growth is a positive again. Market will have that figured out probably by open.

[Anonymous No.53558875]

>>53558626
>13 minutes ago
lmao oh no
>>53558662
why the fuck would crypto go up when rates are 5% and everyone has a job? crypto doesn't generate a return.

[Anonymous No.53558888]

>>53558848
I am joking, though the spike on eurusd was impressive

[Anonymous No.53558889]

Burry is back on Twitter this is not a drill

[Anonymous No.53558890]

[Anonymous No.53558892]

>>53558721
>it leads to inflation,
you can safely ignore this entire retarded post

[Anonymous No.53558893]

>>53558684
I’m long intel for the divvy and it’s cheap enough to stack for selling covered calls. I’m comfy enough holding it until their new fabs are done being built and see what they can do

[Anonymous No.53558894]

>>53558855
limit down day. our first circuit breakers of the year
AAPL, GOOG, MSFT, AMZN all shit earnings and guidance. MSFT magically recovered due retard strength but now this and every other stock gets dragged down.

[Anonymous No.53558901]

>>53558626
I want to buy an EU bond with minimum order of 100k but I want to buy less than that.
Is there any broker that offers this service?

[Anonymous No.53558902]

>>53558872
>soft landing
We're still in the fucking stratosphere, dude. The economy is fucked.

[Anonymous No.53558906]

>>53558894
lol not even close

you can feel the slurp coming already

stop fighting it

[Anonymous No.53558909]

should i go all in SKYT?

[Anonymous No.53558918]

>>53558902
>The economy is fucked.
>Huge job gains means the economy is fucked
The absolute state of mentally ill bears now

[Anonymous No.53558917]

United states of america dollars

[Anonymous No.53558923]

>>53558892
lol. what did I say that is wrong?
if wage growth exceeds productivity growth, you get inflation

[Anonymous No.53558930]

>>53558865
>>53558902
>line is not going down and people are not starving in the streets this is so fucked up!

[Anonymous No.53558931]

>>53558909
No they aren’t a very good company. You can tell which stocks to avoid when you start seeing bayhorse style memes showing up about it

[Anonymous No.53558934]

>>53558865
Job reports are fake and gay. They were already caught over reporting by like a million a few months ago. Why would anyone belive their fake numbers on anything?

[Anonymous No.53558942]

Oh no no no

[Anonymous No.53558945]

>>53558923
Cherry picked dynamic. If CPI is already up, wages must come to meet it or you're fucked. Wages meeting it is healthy. CPI has stayed cool, so this means normalization is at hand. Which means recovery.

[Anonymous No.53558946]

go buy some MULN

[Anonymous No.53558947]

I'm so grateful for that rush of exit liquidity we got yesterday.

[Anonymous No.53558950]

>>53558942
whoa black betty

[Anonymous No.53558954]

>>53558918
You must be one of those dopamine-addicted zoomers that love instant gratification. The jobs report is terrible news and Jerome is going to do 50bps, if not 75bps next month.

[Anonymous No.53558957]

>>53558934
The fed believes the government's cool-aid

[Anonymous No.53558961]

He's not gonna like this bros

[Anonymous No.53558962]

>>53558764
>>53558815
Recently China launched a program for university graduate to oay for their intern post.
China claim it can help solve multiple problems:
1 - High jobless rate among fresh graduate - They now have a job, and can ern work experience
2 - Companies lacking cash flow due to pandemic - They now get extra cash to sustain operation, reducing bankruptcy chance
3 - Worsening economy - People paying for their position help boost GDP

[Anonymous No.53558964]

>>53558934
>Nonfarm Payrolls measures the change in the number of people employed during the previous month, excluding the farming industry. Job creation is the foremost indicator of consumer spending, which accounts for the majority of economic activity.
>foremost indicator of consumer spending

[Anonymous No.53558967]

>the past week has been mumu bragging bobo seething, next day bobo bragging mumu seething, repeat for a week and a half. They have yet to make the connection, it's just the crab cycle getting larger and larger in each direction until the economy is looking like a game of ping pong

[Anonymous No.53558969]

>>53558954
>Jerome is going to do 50bps, if not 75bps next month.
lol the absolute state of bobos
It's funny to me

[Anonymous No.53558971]

>>53558945
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/w/wage-price-spiral.asp
please read this..
>CPI has stayed cool,
and please read this..
https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting

[Anonymous No.53558975]

>>53558805
triple of 2% is down from recent figures

[Anonymous No.53558982]

Does anyone else read "JWN" as "Jewin'"?

[Anonymous No.53558985]

>>53558942
What does this means ?

[Anonymous No.53558989]

>>53558967
this has been a traders dream. Timing the markets until Powell breaks something.

[Anonymous No.53558991]

>>53558971
So, let me educate you a bit. The CPI is based on a one year scale. You link isn't. So you're using wishful thinking data, while the market will be looking the one year scale of PPI and CPI. Which will show massive cooling since it's relative to last year at this time: which was a major spike. You can ignore reality all you want, but Feb 14 will kill your dreams completely.

[Anonymous No.53558996]

>>53558985
I wouldnt know the last thing I enlarge to read are twitter posts on an imageboard

[Anonymous No.53558998]

>>53558971
>trying to reason with delusion

[Anonymous No.53558999]

Why didn't you listen?

[Anonymous No.53559000]

>>53558975
>recent figures
recent figures we saw deflation + disinflation
going from -0.1% MoM to +0.63% MoM is not good
stop looking at headline - look at MoM, MoM tells you where we're at. looking at headline you're caring about what prices were doing 12 months ago
MoM tells the trend, where we're currently at, the headline is the build of all the MoM --- if the MoM is not +0.2% or below 2% inflation is not sustained

[Anonymous No.53559003]

>>53558982
When I read that ticker, I just see more gamestop baggies lining up to get fucked again.

[Anonymous No.53559009]

>>53559000
>you're caring about what prices were doing 12 months ago
Which is what the fed and the market care about. No one cares about your meme numbers.

[Anonymous No.53559010]

DXY bros... the Dollar will rise again

[Anonymous No.53559012]

>>53558999
>12/09/2022

[Anonymous No.53559013]

>>53558991
>what is MoM data
>the market won't care if last month we saw -0.1% MoM and this month is +0.63% MoM
>it just won't, okay?

[Anonymous No.53559014]

>>53558942
OH FUCK IT'S SLIGHTLY LOWER THAN 2010-2014 HOW WILL WE SURVIVE THIS
/smg/ is home to the dumbest people on earth

[Anonymous No.53559018]

>>53559003
while I'm not a fan of RC, if he truly bought into JWN just to kick out the old BBBY CEO, that's fuckin hilarious.

not hilarious enough to justify buying, but hilarious none the less.

[Anonymous No.53559020]

>>53559010
As long as it doesnt even tickle 103 nothing happened

[Anonymous No.53559024]

>>53558999
>>53559000
>consecutive trips
this is bullish.

[Anonymous No.53559026]

>>53559009
the market absolutely cares about MoM data lmao. you are delusional. the market cares about the details of the report - your average mom and pop retail investor cares about the headline

[Anonymous No.53559029]

>>53559013
That's funny how you frame what I told you as "it just won't, okay", when the reasons have been explained to you in full. They will care about your meme metric next year at this time. Follow?

Of course you don't.

[Anonymous No.53559030]

yea I'm not sure about this one, I think I'm closing my puts for profit at open

[Anonymous No.53559032]

yeah i'm thinkin we're back

[Anonymous No.53559039]

>>53559000
MoM data have not been adjusted for seasonal fluctuations

[Anonymous No.53559043]

>>53559026
>your average mom and pop retail investor cares about the headline
I don't think you understand how the market works. It reacts to predicting what "everyone else" will do. If no one reacts to your meme numbers, the market won't predict that they will. Which means no selling. But carry on. People like you are why I make money. Without you, I couldn't do so.

[Anonymous No.53559050]

Mullen automotive will be great, everything US made go check it out for yourselves. it's been heavily shorted for the last year but now it's on about to explode.

[Anonymous No.53559051]

has the top finally arrived?

[Anonymous No.53559052]

>>53559010

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

[Anonymous No.53559055]

>>53559029
>>53559043
You're dumb. The market absolutely will and does care that inflation is now increasing. The market will absolutely care that we moved from -0.1% MoM to +0.63% MoM.
>nobody reacts to MoM inflation numbers
seriously, what are you smoking
>the market only cares about headline numbers!!

[Anonymous No.53559061]

I can't believe mumus are trying to defend a 4 weeks pump into S&P p/e ratio of 23 while this massive 2022 rate hikes do literally nothing for the jobs market and if it stays like this the consoomer will consoom and inflation will rage higher again..
how can you delude yourself into thinking we're into a new bull market? are the bags that heavy?

[Anonymous No.53559066]

How high can SQQQ go today?
I need it to go above 40

[Anonymous No.53559068]

>>53559043
>reacts to predicting what "everyone else" will do. If no one reacts to your meme numbers, the market won't predict that they will.
>the market has an IQ higher than a toddler
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.53559069]

>>53558967

[Anonymous No.53559070]

Why did no one tell me Tdameritrade was so much better than webull?

[Anonymous No.53559072]

>>53559061
>p/e ratio
kek
the absolute state of bears

[Anonymous No.53559075]

>>53559068
Imagine believing the market trades based on what it "should" do instead of what it will do.

[Anonymous No.53559077]

>>53559052
I cannot stop listening to this I want to blast it out of my car when I drive through austin kek

[Anonymous No.53559081]

>>53559072
found the TSLA baggie
>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.53559086]

>>53558633

[Anonymous No.53559087]

>>53559075
Nigger you arguing against shitposters, either ignore or report them

[Anonymous No.53559093]

>>53559010
Based. Fuck EUR all my homies use USD

[Anonymous No.53559097]

Semis

[Anonymous No.53559098]

>>53559075
The market is made up by dumb cattle

[Anonymous No.53559100]

US Steel is still up before the bell.

[Anonymous No.53559115]

>>53559043
>meme numbers
anon you can have massive retard strength in the market but if the economic data doesn't support it, it can only go that far..
talk yourself into feeling better about your bags, but it won't change the fact the economy is not cooling

[Anonymous No.53559139]

Are you learning?

[Anonymous No.53559140]

>started a business
>I am no longer a wagie
>I am now a grindy

[Anonymous No.53559149]

>>53559115
Bulls aren’t totally retarded. They are predicting that Jerome is a pussy ass bitch and that presser sort of validated that opinion

[Anonymous No.53559156]

>>53558888
Checked for fluffy measer

[Anonymous No.53559158]

>>53559139
HIGHER FOR LONGER
YEEEEE CLAW


Damn it feels good to time the markets. Sold MARA/CLSK/SI yesterday for WEBS/SOXS right at the peak

[Anonymous No.53559159]

MULN will be MASSIVE in a few years and you people will have been hoping that you had gotten some at these prices. FYI they just finished buying 2 factories in the states. 1 of them used to build Mercedes cars. go and buy some shares.

[Anonymous No.53559164]

>>53559149
>he overestimates the average mumu
ngmi

[Anonymous No.53559165]

A dip to slurp more SOXL
I know what Martha Stewart would say.

[Anonymous No.53559167]

Is DWAC going to go back up? I need to sell.

[Anonymous No.53559172]

>>53559167
>DWAC
you got dwacd son

[Anonymous No.53559178]

>>53559167
>DWAC
oh no...

[Anonymous No.53559183]

>/smg/ - "a living nightmare"

[Anonymous No.53559186]

Bobro here. Too early to celebrate imo. Retard strength is the hallmark of bear market rallies. They could push back again today even tho futes are down.
We'll see ig. May just be a crab day.

[Anonymous No.53559192]

Sqqq at open and sell at end of day is a can’t lose right boys?

[Anonymous No.53559193]

>>53559167
it will go right back up with GME and BBBY in two (2) more weeks
hold strong, ape

[Anonymous No.53559195]

How do earnings dramatically beat or miss in the market? Are insiders accountants really afraid or prosecution after spilling the beans? How are these numbers kept secret (if they are)

[Anonymous No.53559198]

>>53559165
>listening to a convicted felon

[Anonymous No.53559202]

Why the fuck are futures down on literally no news? Apple made over $100 billion the last quarter, these companies are literally printing money. How can anyone be bearish? This shit is rigged.

[Anonymous No.53559210]

>>53559193
Thanks anon. I got in at 81.97.

[Anonymous No.53559212]

Hi, is there we subscribe to the latest edition of SMG to stay ahead of market & financial news?

[Anonymous No.53559214]

JPY is mooning

[Anonymous No.53559215]

>>53558626
I want the 10Y to reach 4% and the DAX to reach ATH again. I want the market down 50% from here.

[Anonymous No.53559216]

>>53559195
Guidance is a thing of the past, and most analysts are literally retarded.

[Anonymous No.53559219]

I hope that silver anon sold his calls.

[Anonymous No.53559221]

>>53559140
Unless you're in the business of selling refurbished shares I don't see how that's relevant to this thread

[Anonymous No.53559223]

OH MY GOD

OOO

IM SLUUUUUUUUURPING

[Anonymous No.53559224]

>>53559215
I want 2y at 5% and spx at 2800
guess non of us will get what he wants.

[Anonymous No.53559231]

>>53558626
ASTS gonna rip today up 3.25% premarket already. Pic very fuckin related.

[Anonymous No.53559236]

amazons a profitable company and beat its EPS yet its down wtf

[Anonymous No.53559240]

>>53558934
they weren't "caught overreporting" idiot there are two different datasets. the household data say "we don't have full-time jobs" and the payroll reports say "there are a lot of people being paid."
a shitload of people now fucking have two part-time/contractor jobs, idiot. the economy is falling to pieces and no one will commit to long-term anything anymore.
it's papered over with money-printing. all numbers go up.
equity markets are just prices. they can look good or bad no matter what the structure of the economy actually is underneath, healthy or unhealthy. healthy builds wealth and unhealthy collapses and tanks the markets with it too, out of fear.

[Anonymous No.53559243]

>>53559210
>81.97
uuh.. anon.. I.. yes, yes come in... sit down right here next to the "pivot" in the room..

[Anonymous No.53559244]

>>53559186
I’m cashgang. Rooting for you bobros, we are brothers in this fight.

[Anonymous No.53559248]

>>53558633
nice

[Anonymous No.53559249]

>tfw no cash to buy the dip

[Anonymous No.53559255]

>>53559198
Prossess crimes are BS.

[Anonymous No.53559257]

>>53559214
When USD/JPY is rising, that's the yen crashing bro.

[Anonymous No.53559265]

>>53559236
>muh headline
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/amazon-slides-after-disappointing-aws-results-sloppy-guidance
even ZH knows, and you don't. that's pretty rough, dude. they're like 85-95% propaganda. ouch.

[Anonymous No.53559266]

>>53558982
No, I think Jew-owned

[Anonymous No.53559269]

>>53559244
I'm also somewhat in cash. No sense in going all in during crab season. Only touching very obvious shit like selling BBBY and slurping oil dips.

[Anonymous No.53559270]

>>53558626
will bobo spare anyone today?

[Anonymous No.53559277]

Can we get a dump at open?

[Anonymous No.53559278]

PREDICTION: PIC RELATED

[Anonymous No.53559281]

>>53559214
No, USDJPY is

[Anonymous No.53559282]

>>53559167
Eventually

[Anonymous No.53559283]

Gov: "Great Job Numbers!"
Earning Report Conference Calls: "Laying off thousands more workers."
Who be telling the truth here?.... hmm...

[Anonymous No.53559287]

earnings were a shitshow, NFP came in screeching red hot… and we can’t even undo a SINGLE days worth of gains.

[Anonymous No.53559288]

>>53558684
My company makes both of their fabs, some of them anyway
Semi demand strong thru '25

[Anonymous No.53559292]

>>53559186
big tech all missed or have poor guidance, now with this hot data print I will eat my dick if this will recover
earnings week almost over, nothing important reporting anymore so nothing to support more retard strength

[Anonymous No.53559294]

>>53559265
>quoting zh
ahahahahaha
come on now shitposter, get banned

[Anonymous No.53559299]

What happened at 8:30 am? I was wagieing and not paying attention.

[Anonymous No.53559302]

>>53559287
We will close green, theres no legitimate reason for the market to go down. Low unemployment and massive job gains are both bullish and good.

[Anonymous No.53559303]

>>53559265
>>53559294
zh is based get fukt kikes

[Anonymous No.53559304]

WHAT THE FUCK WILL THAT BE

[Anonymous No.53559305]

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[Anonymous No.53559306]

>>53559283
we don't see the layoffs reflected in employment reports for several months, employees laid off on severance don't count as unemployed until it runs out

[Anonymous No.53559308]

>>53559299
job data came in 10x higher than the forecasts, while hourly earnings keep falling

[Anonymous No.53559310]

>>53559287
CPI reading will be the big one.
The retard dip slurpers are still dangerous until then.
>kek baggies

[Anonymous No.53559311]

GUYS SOME LITERALLY WHO YOUTUBER JUST SAID THE FED BAILED OUT TRHE STOCK MARKE

[Anonymous No.53559312]

>>53559292
Yeah but meta fucked with that narrative so idk anymore. This shit has got us second guessing everything lmao. Fuck Powell and his gayass central bank.

[Anonymous No.53559314]

MY COINBASE SHARES ARE CRASHING NIGGERS

MY LIFE SAVINGS

[Anonymous No.53559315]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPoIoUgBJdI

[Anonymous No.53559319]

>>53558626
I have a feeling this day iwll be pretty boring =flat

[Anonymous No.53559320]

Sluuuuuuurp

[Anonymous No.53559321]

>>53559305
On time for once.

[Anonymous No.53559322]

feels great working from home. I am on the payroll for 1 hour already and haven't done shit. Still in my pajamas. COZY

[Anonymous No.53559326]

Kek baggies

[Anonymous No.53559328]

>>53559308
That's extremely bullish.

[Anonymous No.53559331]

>>53559328
kind of

[Anonymous No.53559332]

dip getting slurped as expected, die bobo die

[Anonymous No.53559333]

and we're back

[Anonymous No.53559335]

>>53559306
OK. But who the fuck is hiring?.. or... who the fuck WAS hiring?
Still doesn't add up.
Gov is FOS.

[Anonymous No.53559342]

Not for steel barrons.

[Anonymous No.53559343]

Also why tf isn't BBBY jist announcing their bankruptcy now?
Stupid fucks they're dragging it out for no reason, shoot the dog in the head.

[Anonymous No.53559346]

Heh
Just watch, we're gonna close green!

[Anonymous No.53559348]

Plunge protection team, activate!

[Anonymous No.53559353]

>>53559322
"working" from home, trading & shitposting gang rise up

[Anonymous No.53559356]

>>53559335
It makes sense when you consider that OF models and other sex workers are included in the employment numbers.

[Anonymous No.53559358]

>>53559333
Market knows CPI will be good because of the one year scale. Powell not going to veer off course from .25 increase. Job growth is just plain bullish again. No one fears powell reversing. If CPI was hot, then there would be a true concern. But it won't be. Market knows this.

[Anonymous No.53559360]

>>53559335
its january. if you werent a neet you would know that in January companies hier a lot

[Anonymous No.53559359]

I got heemed so hard by amazon

[Anonymous No.53559361]

>>53559335
I agree, and so does the Fed, UBS, and Goldman Sachs
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/us-job-opening-far-lower-reported-department-labor-ubs-finds

[Anonymous No.53559362]

I'm slurping oil. Hot economy means oil will hold for now.

[Anonymous No.53559373]

STOP GOING UP
I'M IN CHARGE HERE

[Anonymous No.53559376]

>Think to myself: "Man I should buy this stock"
>Think to myself: "Just wait for it to go down a bit bro"
>Could have made 200$ in two minutes
Bruh

[Anonymous No.53559383]

STOP THE DAMN MATCH

[Anonymous No.53559384]

>>53559362
Dollar up is even worse for oil

[Anonymous No.53559388]

>>53559335

[Anonymous No.53559389]

10Yr Computer

[Anonymous No.53559394]

>the shantytown of bobo

[Anonymous No.53559401]

STOP

STOP GOING DOWN

NOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53559402]

And now you see why bobos were do aggressive this morning. It's what copium looks like. They weren't trying to convince us, they were trying to convince themselves.

[Anonymous No.53559404]

>>53559359
same bro sadly same :(

[Anonymous No.53559406]

More evidence accumulating for soft landing. This dip will be bought, green close.

[Anonymous No.53559407]

Nothing makes any sense ever, it’s just always the opposite of what you think is going to happen happens. But if you inverse yourself you still get it wrong, it’s almost like the universe is a simulation purely to make fun of me

[Anonymous No.53559409]

BOIL bros how you doin? I’m considering scooping some up.

[Anonymous No.53559416]

BOIL bros..

[Anonymous No.53559418]

>-0.30%

Oh wow, truly the end of the world you stupid bearish faggots

[Anonymous No.53559420]

oooo


SLURPIES!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53559421]

>>53559402
bulls like this guy are what make me like bobo.No data, no sources, just snark and "cuz that's how it's gonna go just cuz"

[Anonymous No.53559423]

>>53559402
no those are just shitposters that think being contrarian is le epic funny on 4chins

[Anonymous No.53559426]

pay the toll Natgaskeks

[Anonymous No.53559429]

>>53559308
meaning unemployement is way lower than expected? isn't that bad news?

[Anonymous No.53559428]

look at meta verse company based zuck

[Anonymous No.53559431]

Today will literally be green. Bobos will say it makes no sense. Meanwhile, it was explained here, even before open, why job growth will be seen as bullish once again starting today.

[Anonymous No.53559436]

Terminal rate is going to need to go 10% because of that disaster of a press conference

[Anonymous No.53559437]

>>53559429
yes

[Anonymous No.53559439]

I still didnt sell my KOLD shares

[Anonymous No.53559441]

>>53559416
if any BOILtard closed his position at anytime during last week and went all in on KOLD, they would have made back everything they lost + tip
at some point you have to stop fighting the market

[Anonymous No.53559440]

Bobos awfully quiet

[Anonymous No.53559444]

>>53559429
not if those new hiers get paid less than those they replace that got fired November/December

[Anonymous No.53559446]

>>53559421
i also base my financial decisions on anonymous shitposters trying to antagonize me

[Anonymous No.53559447]

>he's walking past the graveyard of his own funeral

[Anonymous No.53559450]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH NATGAS. THIS PIECE OF SHIT JUST DUMPS 5% MINIMUM EVERYDAY

[Anonymous No.53559456]

>>53559440
Bidens talking soon

[Anonymous No.53559459]

>>53559421
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE MARKET IS WRONG I'M NOT WRONG!!!
SEETHE, BOBOID.

[Anonymous No.53559461]

>>53559450
anon, it's normally 10% let's be frank

[Anonymous No.53559462]

>>53559450
Germany isn't buying gas since their economy is dying and its warm there

[Anonymous No.53559464]

>>53559320
I just checked because of this image. I think I drink about 25-30 grams a day (4 cups). That means I drink up to 11kg. Swampnigger btw.

[Anonymous No.53559466]

>He hasn't realized yet that job growth is good again. He's stuck in last month's market dynamic because seeking alpha columnists told him that's the way things are.

[Anonymous No.53559467]

>Apple green in spite of first miss in 6 years on eps, revenue and guidance
Truly we are in a raging bull market. Buy every dip.

[Anonymous No.53559471]

My little vodka doinn some thang

[Anonymous No.53559472]

>>53559456
>3:15 PM ET
President Biden and Vice President Harris Deliver Remarks on Water Infrastructure Investment
is this your final cope?

[Anonymous No.53559473]

>>53559450
>expecting fart gas to be valuable when every living creature can make it

[Anonymous No.53559475]

OH NO BOBROS WHATS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.53559476]

just short NATGAS any time it goes a bit up it is free money

[Anonymous No.53559477]

Nat gas is going negative

[Anonymous No.53559478]

>>53559421
This. They'll never learn. It's a problem of tranny IQ.

[Anonymous No.53559480]

>everyone is always talking about s&p this nasdaq that dow this
>no one ever talks about poor ol russle 2000

I rarely hear people talk about it I don't even know what that indicator entailed.

[Anonymous No.53559481]

I love how wrong smg is consistently. October was the bottom, foreign markets already up 20% it is the US’s turn now

[Anonymous No.53559482]

Coinbase being slurped. All is good with the world.

[Anonymous No.53559483]

>>53559450
free infinite money glitch:
https://www.bundesnetzagentur.de/EN/Areas/Energy/Companies/SecurityOfSupply/GasSupply/start.html

buy cold when this is over 50%
buy boil when this is under 50%

currently at 78%

[Anonymous No.53559485]

>>53559472
Biden never fails to disappoint

[Anonymous No.53559486]

>>53559477
more like free gas amirite

[Anonymous No.53559487]

>>53559467
>>Apple green in spite of first miss in 6 years on eps, revenue and guidance
>Truly we are in a raging bull market. Buy every dip
Honestly, there is no better indicator of a raging bull market than what we've just witnessed over the past 24 hours. Anyone still short is fucking retarded. Expect massive covering today as people realize the intense strength.

[Anonymous No.53559490]

>>53558783
PPI in Eurozone started to increase again, by the way

[Anonymous No.53559493]

>>53559476
How long can it last?

[Anonymous No.53559496]

>>53559471
Silver

[Anonymous No.53559498]

>biden is going to gloat about the jobs report at 10:15am EST
I fucking hate this clown world so much

[Anonymous No.53559502]

bobo is in complete disarray

[Anonymous No.53559504]

>>53559471
pmg chuds on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.53559518]

>>53559480
I'm not sure what Russell 2000's significance to the overall macro economy is either

[Anonymous No.53559519]

Bobo could be making money with the rest of us but he has to be a dumb contrarian, he sees the line going up and thinks it must come down.

[Anonymous No.53559520]

>>53559502
not even worried about that last dead cat bounce.
check back after the first hour is over. the open is always schizo

[Anonymous No.53559526]

>>53559498
well you best start loving the fuck out of clown world bro cuz you are DEEP into it

[Anonymous No.53559527]

>>53559496
kek I lost 30k to these boomer bankers spoofing the price. Insult to injury is there not even using scripts just spam clicking the sell button as fast as they can. I fucking hate boomers

[Anonymous No.53559531]

>>53559498
take a shot for everytime he mentions how good this is for the nigger population knowing full well that they get paid less than a wet back from south of the border

[Anonymous No.53559532]

Dare I add to my already overleveraged UPRO position? Absolutely.

[Anonymous No.53559534]

>>53559490
>PPI in Eurozone started to increase again, by the way

[Anonymous No.53559536]

>>53559527
>not even using scripts just spam clicking the sell button as fast as they can.
I hope this is true lmao

[Anonymous No.53559539]

>>53559532
Based UPRO Enjoyer

[Anonymous No.53559540]

SPX will be green by 11, bobo couldn't even get a single red day with all the earnings misses what a loser.

[Anonymous No.53559541]

>>53559531
it's too early to drink, man.

[Anonymous No.53559542]

What the fuck is going on with COIN?

[Anonymous No.53559543]

>>53559487
>Expect massive covering today as people realize the intense strength.
Nobody is short.

[Anonymous No.53559544]

>>53559519
>line going up and thinks it must come down.
Ah so you mumus *do* get how mean reversion works!

[Anonymous No.53559545]

>>53559520
you're on some heavy copium, you don't short this kind of strength

[Anonymous No.53559547]

>>53559498
It’s hilarious how the government and the federal reserve are at total odds with each other trying to achieve completely different objectives

[Anonymous No.53559548]

>BYND is unironically up on the day

[Anonymous No.53559549]

Going to flip green before 10 am

[Anonymous No.53559552]

the good jobs report means inflation is going to be harder to get under control. I don't understand why anyone watches tv series anymore when clown network is so much better.

[Anonymous No.53559556]

>>53559541
Its Friday

[Anonymous No.53559561]

>>53559549
Yup.

[Anonymous No.53559564]

>>53559552
The jobs report means soft landing. Inflation is already over MoM. It's actually extremely bullish.

[Anonymous No.53559565]

>>53559493
I would not be surprised if Natgas went to 2$ or below, that is only when I would switch to buying myself

[Anonymous No.53559568]

>>53559544
This is your last chance to close your puts and salvage some self respect

[Anonymous No.53559570]

Word in the synagogues is that SOFI is going to 25.

[Anonymous No.53559580]

>>53559139
lol
imagine getting sucked in

[Anonymous No.53559581]

>>53559545
cope more we'll see

[Anonymous No.53559579]

Fucking knew I should have bought AI yesterday

[Anonymous No.53559584]

>>53559552
>the good jobs report means inflation is going to be harder to get under control.
Yeah, but that only makes sense to complete retards.

[Anonymous No.53559589]

>>53559587
>>53559587
>>53559587
NEW
>>53559587
>>53559587
>>53559587
NEW

[Anonymous No.53559590]

>>53559568
>responds with non sequitur
Normal mumu behaviour

[Anonymous No.53559591]

>>53559564
>The jobs report means soft landing. Inflation is already over MoM. It's actually extremely bullish.
This

[Anonymous No.53559594]

>>53559564
you are so fucking stupid
i hope you lose everything

[Anonymous No.53559600]

An inverted yield curve just flew over my house!

[Anonymous No.53559603]

>>53559594
seething

[Anonymous No.53559617]

>>53559591
Algos sold the bottom-line number in the pre-market, when actual humans read the report and actually synthesize the data they can see that it's another very bullish indicator. Simple as. Inflation is over MoM, jobs are ridiculously strong, this quarter is as bad as earnings will get. Bull market is back.

[Anonymous No.53559626]

>>53559518
It’s treated as a leading indicator by many people because it historically outperforms in the early stages of an economic recovery.
A lot of memestocks in the Russell 2000 nowdays though and given how retardedly up those are I’m not trusting it’s recent outperformance.

[Anonymous No.53559707]

GOOG is going to erase all the premarket selling

OH MY FUCKIN GAWD

[Anonymous No.53559881]

>>53559493
When Europe use up most of their reserve

[Anonymous No.53559989]

>>53559534
Post decade over decade, retard