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What was the most degenerate thing you've done to make some money?

>> No.53555750

I stole my little brother's skateboard when we were kids for $60 to a friend of mine and I told him the Mexicans from down the street stole it

>> No.53555754

>>53555750
Did he grow up hating Mexicans?

>> No.53555758

>>53555742
stole money from my escort sister and used the hoe money to buy PS2 games

>> No.53555770

>>53555754
no he's peak Reddit so it was kind of a waste
I confessed that I did so in a drunken stupor and he was okay with it so I guess that's that?

>> No.53555773
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>>53555742
Shoveled dog all day shit working at a kennel.

>> No.53555794

>>53555770
You should’ve hit him a few times for being peak reddit

>> No.53555796

>>53555742
Sold used panties to pedos on TOR.

>> No.53555863
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>>53555742
I'm considering selling feet pics and feet vids to wealthy paypig gay men for $10k and $20k a pop on OF. I'm also considering going to the gym to get ripped so I can shoot b/g sex videos with OF girls with condom on and with ski mask for protection from std's and anonymity, and accepting a 30% cut of profits off each video. Whether I decide on the first, the second, or both, I want to invest 100% of my profits into 1,000+% APY auto-compounding or daily compounding crypto yield farms so I can /make it/ off compounding passive income and find a tradwife to start a family with.

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>>53555742
>rent apartment
>list apartment for rent for a few hundred more than I’m paying but lie and say utilities are included but ask for deposit far exceeding what I payed+first and last months rent.
>NO CREDIT CHECK!!
>EVICTIONS? NO PROBLEM!!

Take the money and run. Helps if you use a homeless person with nothing to lose to fill out the initial rental forms with their ID. I would just clean them up real good and pretend I was their social worker and that his rent would be subsidized by the government in the even he couldn’t pay. And I’d make sure it was “for rent by owner” and not a rental company.


ALSO

>Fake lottery ticket
>approach nice old lady and tell her that IRS is after you and that you really need the money cash, so “here I’ll exchange this ticket for $5,000 for whatever you can give me…how about half? Or just $2,000 since you have to pay taxes on it; I just need to pay the IRS something or they’re going to take my house and my wife and I had a baby last year.”

And lastly, straight up recruiting guys at bars to have sex with my “girlfriend,” offer them a good price with pictures and a number where they can text and call her. It’s really just my friend’s sister on the phone. They meet up at motel; part of the deal is that he has to pay for room and money upfront then we just walk away with the money.

There’s more. The hardest part of making money this way is making up a fake “real” job to tell family.

>> No.53555920

>>53555907
>And lastly, straight up recruiting guys at bars to have sex with my “girlfriend,” offer them a good price with pictures and a number where they can text and call her. It’s really just my friend’s sister on the phone. They meet up at motel; part of the deal is that he has to pay for room and money upfront then we just walk away with the money.
This sounds like a good way to get murdered kek

>> No.53555928

>>53555863
When I was younger I used to go to gay hookup spots and say that I needed cash to buy drugs but no homo and they could record me jerking off in the forest. (Don’t worry I had a friend close by with a Springfield sniper rifle in case I ran into a Gacey or Dhamer.

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>>53555742
In my particular case, I once made some money by selling a cum tribute pic on >>>/trash/ to some dude who had a weird fetish. All I had to do was cum on a picture of his waifu and he gave me $20 for it. Easiest money I've ever made.

>> No.53555958

>>53555938
Extremely based. How do you anonymize your Paypal or whatever kind of digital wallet you used to receive his payment?

>> No.53555979

>>53555920
>This sounds like a good way to get murdered

Oh you’ve gotta pick loner fat dude nearing last call whose friends took off with another chick, and even then all parties are packing heat. Me, the girl, her brother, and another friend for good measure. Oh the real kicker is that you tell them she’s underage so they she’ll out the BIG BUCKS.

BTW it’s worth mentioning that I was eventually arrested and did some time in prison and am completely reformed now. I’m a wagie working at a dollar tree store. I regret everything I did and perhaps should’ve prefaced all of this with that part.

>> No.53555986

>>53555758
>whore sister*

>> No.53556010
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53556010

I did a whole bunch of sophisticated and organized con jobs for a while until I graduated to just outright robbing random people, which is what I got arrested for. Dark times in my life. Wish I could take it all back

>> No.53556043

>>53556010
Seems like an interesting life, write a book lmao.

>> No.53556111

used to buy stimulant research chemicals in college and sell capsules of them to kids during midterms and dead week and whatnot as 'adderall powder' for $5 a cap, little did they know it was 4f-mph and cost me about 5 cents a cap. Would also buy benzos like etizolam and clonazolam for $10 to $20 a gram, make a liquid solution of it, lay it onto pez candy, and sell 2mg & 0.5mg respective dosage candies for $5 a pop, which was roughly a 25,000% upcharge. In minecraft of course.

>> No.53556500

>>53555742
I was homeless and slept at my workplace without anyone noticing and ate their food for a good while.

>> No.53556650

>>53556500
>checked
hope you're in a better situation now anon

>> No.53556654

Sold "research chemicals" to family and friends. Ended up spending double the amount I made putting most of them through rehab, with one cousin that I take to a methadone clinic every day and then to meetings.

I just didn't have what it takes to be a drug dealer.

>> No.53556729

>>53556111
>make a liquid solution of it, lay it onto pez candy

Oooh that's some risky shit because they don't all absorb equally. I did the same shit with crushed up sugar cubes and even though I had a pill pressing kit designed for making thc pills, I received a lot of negative feedback that not all my pills were equal. This of course created a myriad of problems because I wasn't sure if I was being fucked by my supplier, not mixing them properly myself, or if the buyers just wanted more for less. To date it was the worst way I've ever tried to make sketchy money, albeit I did make a lot.

>> No.53558260

>>53556654
What chemicals did you sell that made rehab needed?

>> No.53558310

I shot a man in Reno.

Didn't even get paid.

>> No.53559621

>>53555979
oh boy a hundred dollars spilt 4 ways

>> No.53559657

>>53556010
>outright robbing random people
yeah cause people tend to carry more than $100 cash and most have daily withdrawal limits. its just stupid. even if i were dumb enough, id still be too lazy to deal with all that bullshit and stress.