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APPLE FIRST MISS SINCE 2016
GOOGLE MEGA MISS
AMAZON MISS
STARBUCKS MISS
FORD MEGA MISS

HOLY FUCKING KEK

>> No.53550962

>>53550951
You're like 2 hours late, but im sure you got liquidated yesterday bobo

>> No.53551005

>>53550951
Let me sell my bitcorn because goyphone sales are down. Absolute retards

>> No.53551006

>>53550951
Umm, bobo, check the chart sweetie.

>> No.53551029

Bitcoin will drop to $9k. You heard it here first.

>> No.53551090

>Tim Apple gets on the call
>"ALRIGHT CUNTS WE KNOW SOIBOIS NEED APPLE SHIT TO SURVIVE, HOW ELSE CAN A BALD 40 YEAR OLD WITH ONIONS FACE HOOK UP WITH A 19 YEAR OLD WHO IS ACTUALLY 17 AT AN ANIME CONVENTION IF HE DOESN'T HAVE THE NEWEST ISHIT TO IMPRESS THE DUMB BITCH, YA'LL KNOW WE'RE GOING BACK UP"
He didn't say that but he did say "if supply chains weren't broken, we'd have made money instead of lost money" which is like saying if I wasn't a dipshit that was bad with money I'd be rich and "people need our services to survive" which is undiluted pure copium.

In the end it's another reminder the market will go up for no reason if the market makers say "bad news is actually good" and /smg/tards will scream it's because the market is forward looking, then fast forward to september 2023 and the market will be back at 5000 on the nasdaq and 15000 on the dow because it turns out that was just cope to get retards to baghold.

>> No.53551190

>>53550951
>APPLE FIRST MISS SINCE 2016

these apple niggers need to actually start innovating again.

>> No.53551204
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>>53550951

>> No.53551223

>>53550951
it's over for real this time

>> No.53551245

Priced in

>> No.53551256

>>53550951

In this clown market when companies do poorly the stock goes up even higher because people think the fed will give them more free money

>> No.53551271

>>53550951
Priced in nigger we already know consumer spending is down

>> No.53551276

>>53551090
Pretty much this, they don't want to think, they want to be told what to do and what is best mindset for them. It barely even matters what the context is either. Cultural, economic, whatever. The conditioning seems rather complete at this stage.

>this is the progression of humanity, a regression into insect hive politics

>> No.53551650

>>53551271
Now the bull run is priced in though. Sorry chud it’s over

>> No.53551672

>>53551650
thats also priced in, we are back to bullrun

>> No.53551706

>>53550951
How do I short apple

>> No.53551724

>>53551672
your mom is priced in

>> No.53551962

>>53551724
Your mom is packed in with my cum in her butt

>> No.53552116

>>53551256
In five years when people ask what went wrong I will show them the screencap of this post.

>> No.53552473

>>53551029
Did you know about the cme gap?

>> No.53552649

>>53551276
>this is the progression of humanity, a regression into insect hive politics
History tells us this is not what happens next.

>> No.53552664

>>53551029
Based

>> No.53552698

NATIVE ADS BULLS WON
MICROSOFT BING ADS WON
JEWGLE ADSENSE LOST

>> No.53552702

>>53551204
kekd

>> No.53552752

>>53550951
sorry /biz/, if you didnt want your shitcoin to dump all you had to do was buy an iphone

>> No.53552764

>>53550951
no new goyphone special retard edition, no expected sales
what a fucking surprise

>> No.53552796

Apple having lower profits is going to get more common in the next few years. Most people are going to be keeping their older iphones. Newer iphones are getting more expensive, but have no new features, and are actually starting to have the same problems that android phones have with bloat and shitty jeet innovations

>> No.53552993

>>53552796
good point

>> No.53553127

>>53550951
Priced in. Now check these dubs

>> No.53553474

>>53552796
I agree; I'm using a iPhone 7 that I bought brand new at the beginning of 2020 even though the iPhone 7 was released in 2016. It only recently stopped receiving software updates from Apple, but still holds up in 2023 even though the hardware is seven years old at this point.

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53553542

Even fucking CHEVRON missed lmaooooo

>> No.53553713

>>53550951
This is unironically bullish
t. Bear

>> No.53554130

>>53550951
>tfw realizing the entire global economy relies on people wanting a phone with a slightly better screen and camera

>> No.53554202

>>53550951
Soft landing cancelled.

>> No.53554217

>>53553542
people aint even buying gas shits so expensive theyre walking to work and with so many fat people you know that means times are hard.

>> No.53554332

>>53550951
Yet VIX hit a 52 week low today and seems to be trending lower, bunch of fucking horseshit.

>> No.53554353

>>53554332
It’s manipulated to fuck. Option prices are a joke right now. There’s something legitimately broken in the underlying structure of the market.

>> No.53554373

>>53554353
Believe me I've noticed, it's the fakest gayest shit ever.

>> No.53554421

>>53550951
I would’ve bought an iPhone since my five year old one needs replacement but since Apple enjoyed fucking me in the ass with fludemic for profits they can suck my shit off their dicks

>> No.53554609

Prepare your anus

>> No.53554620

>>53550951
What happened in 2016, why did they miss profits then? As far as I remember 2016 was not bad economically, so why is it significant now?