/smg/ idk lol

[Anonymous No.53549858]

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

[Anonymous No.53549872]

THEY ALL MISSED

[Anonymous No.53549877]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQnbp-nwDzA
OH
I'VE GOTTA SAY
WHAT A BLOODY DAY

[Anonymous No.53549880]

SOON WE FEAST BOBROS

[Anonymous No.53549888]

>>53549872
I'm slurping everything, lol get fucked bobo +2000 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53549890]

Does this mean that all the sqqq I bought at 42 will be returned

[Anonymous No.53549891]

we are heading into a depression and you think deflation is good mumu?

[Anonymous No.53549896]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.53549901]

>they missed so we'll dump tomorrow
lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.53549907]

Who missed

[Anonymous No.53549909]

>>53549858
APPLE RED,
RECESSION IS IN

[Anonymous No.53549910]

Remember when I told you AAPL would go to 150.
Do not let bobo get to you.
SPX to 4700
AAPL to 170.

[Anonymous No.53549912]

apologize

[Anonymous No.53549917]

My tarot cards say tomorrow will be green.

[Anonymous No.53549918]

https://twitter.com/STOCKMASTERJAY/status/1621233285568282627?t=2bOgsK73SfJ0vaXd3nM0zA&s=19
He's based af for making /bbby/ redditors seethe and rope

[Anonymous No.53549920]

>All missed
What if the market pumps anyway?

[Anonymous No.53549925]

>it's overrrrrrr
Literally higher than a couple hours ago.

[Anonymous No.53549926]

>>53549907
Everyone

[Anonymous No.53549928]

>>53549888
nice numbers but no. unless employment data is somehow bullish

[Anonymous No.53549929]

Was Burry right?

[Anonymous No.53549932]

BEZOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS SAVE MY CALLS PLEASSSSSSSSSE . I WILL SELL AND TP NEXT TIME I PROMISE

[Anonymous No.53549935]

I just want to take a moment to thank everyone who provided me with exit liquidity on this blessed day.
I await the future reclamation of my shares when QQQ retraces to $270

[Anonymous No.53549937]

>misses, meaning it's working, and the FED will slow down
Unironically bullish

[Anonymous No.53549938]

These dips are all getting sluuuuurped up tomorrow at open.

[Anonymous No.53549942]

>>53549907
Literally everyone. Google, Apple, Ford, Amazon. All significant misses and their guidance will probably be shit too. Makes you wonder why we shot up today, I guess MM's were made aware ahead of time so that they could kill puts?

[Anonymous No.53549944]

>AMZN -5%
>GOOG -5%
>AAPL -5%
>bonus: SBUX -4%
can't wait for tomorrow open

[Anonymous No.53549945]

>>53549912
For what? Hes still wrong lmao

[Anonymous No.53549950]

>>53549929
yes and I sold

[Anonymous No.53549955]

>>53549858
My gains are gone. My apple gamble is now in the red. I hate bobo

[Anonymous No.53549960]

>>53549944
Reminder this exact scenario happened with MSFT a few weeks ago. It went down 3% open and then rallied to EOD green. Reminder to buy calls at open on any of those tickers

[Anonymous No.53549961]

I was right, calls on earnings really were too good to be true
Glad I didn't play

[Anonymous No.53549962]

If you are/were long this week you are on the same side as retail

[Anonymous No.53549965]

>>53549896
No one's buying this chart sorry.

[Anonymous No.53549969]

>>53549955
The nasdaq was up 20% on the month with nothing but bad news, why the fuck didn't you sell?

[Anonymous No.53549970]

>>53549960
This. Bobos never learn.

[Anonymous No.53549972]

The tech apocalypse continues. Hope you didn't go all-in TQQQ, folks! SQQQ fags get the win this time.

[Anonymous No.53549974]

>bobos declaring victory
Amazon is literally still higher than it was 7 days ago you retarded apes. Jobs will be up, inflation will be down. This is a dip and layoffs will shore up their finances.

[Anonymous No.53549976]

>>53549912
All 3 stocks are still net positive day over day lmao.

[Anonymous No.53549978]

>>53549961
DO YOU THINK THAT I COULD GET SOME JIGGY JIGGY
MAYBE GET A LITTLE FINGER STICKY STICKY

[Anonymous No.53549979]

>>53549858
BEARS ARE BEYOND HEEEMED.

[Anonymous No.53549983]

GOOD EVENING BENCHODS NASDAQ IS SAFE AND EFFECTIVE DO NOT REDEEM

[Anonymous No.53549984]

If the fucking dip buying assholes buy this crap up tomorrow I will shit and piss and throw up at the same time

[Anonymous No.53549994]

What do you mean they all missed? How is this possible Powell said deflation

[Anonymous No.53549996]

>>53549962
Retail is buying SQQQ and other inverse ETFs, they are permabears.

[Anonymous No.53549997]

>>53549962

Call volume hit ATH today. Even more than meme stock stimmy check GameStop euphoria

Remember that faggot that said retail buying calls doesn’t affect the market?

[Anonymous No.53549999]

>META pumps on missed earnings due to buybacks, despite them not having the cash to do so
Clown market at its finest. Contenders were the shitcoin stocks like Carvana, Coinbase and Netflix that almost pulled a 2x from their recent lows
>AMZN tanks on missed earnings
Nobody should be surprised, retail sales were bad this christmas
>AAPL misses and in the red
Only rational reaction imo

[Anonymous No.53550001]

>>53549960
delusional

[Anonymous No.53550005]

Reminder, AMD literally lost money last quarter, and is on track to lose even more this quarter.
META, AAPL, and AMZN probably didn't do as well as they show, but at least 2 of them likely didn't go negative (then again).
If they didn't bobo tech after both INTC and AMD showed losses and expected at least another quarter of losses, it's not clear they'll bobo tech on this.
just remember, if you wouldn't want to be stuck with it, don't put anything you can't afford to lose on it.

[Anonymous No.53550008]

>>53549974
Holy shit, mumu. I can taste your tears through the screen, how did you even do that?

[Anonymous No.53550014]

>>53549974
This isn't about finances, retard, it's about prospects for continued growth. Thanks the january meme rally, P/Es are sky high again, and cannot be supported by weak outlook.

[Anonymous No.53550017]

>>53549972
Can you make it hit $39 tomorrow please

[Anonymous No.53550018]

>>53549804
That doesnt seem very logical.

[Anonymous No.53550020]

Newfag here. All ined 20% of my cash on tqqq 5 mins before bell out of fomo. All ined sqqq before fomc. I buy the top and short the bottom. Every. Single. Time. My timing is nanosecond perfect.

[Anonymous No.53550026]

>>53549937
>>53549974
>t.

[Anonymous No.53550027]

>>53549920
It's possible

[Anonymous No.53550034]

>>53550020
What are you doing tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.53550035]

D
O

N
O
T

R
E
D
E
E
M

[Anonymous No.53550037]

[Anonymous No.53550039]

qcoomers not like this..

[Anonymous No.53550041]

>>53549984
Not even a real dip, I cant slurp this.

[Anonymous No.53550042]

AAPL still holding 145 lmao bobos could barely move it, dip will recover tomorrow back to 150 and above

[Anonymous No.53550044]

>>53549804
>bad thing happens
>after last time bad thing happened good thing happened
>therefore good thing will happen
Mumu logic

[Anonymous No.53550046]

>>53550018
Damn, you've figured out the markets bro.

[Anonymous No.53550047]

>>53549920

If Tim Apple doesn't have guidance once again then you'd need both payrolls and ISM Service PMI come in soft for the Fed Pivot thesis pumpers to push it to 4300

DXY rules the bulls/bears

https://www.apple.com/investor/earnings-call/

[Anonymous No.53550048]

>>53550020
What you buying tomorrow morning?

[Anonymous No.53550051]

>>53549955
don't blame me , I lost everything in this rally.

[Anonymous No.53550053]

>>53550042
Their iPad sales beat expectations so that's something

[Anonymous No.53550055]

Retail is hedged, MM's only play is to crab.

[Anonymous No.53550057]

>they all missed
what an unfortunate turn of events

[Anonymous No.53550058]

>bobos can't even wipe out todays gains
IT's fucking over, kys bobos

[Anonymous No.53550061]

>>53550046
Better than your nonsense

[Anonymous No.53550062]

>>53550020
yes anon pls tell us whats on the menu for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53550065]

insider here AAPL to surprise beat earnings thanks to m3 chips they’ve been secretly selling to darpa

[Anonymous No.53550075]

feels good to not be a option gambler. none of this bear moo shit affects me. patience will always be rewarded

[Anonymous No.53550076]

in 1month tesla is up 78%.

[Anonymous No.53550080]

>>53550065
youre 20 minutes late Tim

[Anonymous No.53550081]

>>53550058
meds, now

[Anonymous No.53550084]

>>53549996
Retail WAS buying SQQQ throughout January. They all got heemed.

[Anonymous No.53550086]

>>53550058

Lol bulls getting sweaty before earnings calls even start. Btw those are when the real moves happen

[Anonymous No.53550087]

I sold 40% and now sit on 40k cash waiting for a dip, if it never comes I still have 60k in retarded small cap gambles. It's working so far as I'm up 200% in the past 12 months swinging small caps.

[Anonymous No.53550091]

>>53549994
He say dis inflation only getting started

[Anonymous No.53550096]

>>53550076
Riding TSLL was great. Now we flip...

[Anonymous No.53550098]

>>53550086
I dunno why they are getting nervous they all sold before close r-right?

[Anonymous No.53550102]

so when does the market at large accept reality?

[Anonymous No.53550105]

>>53550084
wish i saw this before FOMC.

[Anonymous No.53550108]

Literally two more weeks for real

[Anonymous No.53550110]

Indian startup devs: Hey, let me know if I need to jump on this issue call although its 1AM.
Euro startup devs: Hey, I was doing this deployment but post its completion every prod metric has started spiking up. Can someone look at it since its too late for me now (4PM)

Getting real sick of working with Hjorb Bjorg types.

[Anonymous No.53550113]

>>53549858
I buyed 350 Coin @ 60 and sold 250 Coin @83, to get back my initial.

Is this good or bad? Give me financial advice. It’s dropped a bit AH.

[Anonymous No.53550120]

>>53550105
Same, I was buying SQQQ because I saw women on Twitter buying TQQQ

[Anonymous No.53550121]

>>53550102
give it a week until they start wondering what fundamentals are even justifying the prices they pushed it up to.

[Anonymous No.53550122]

>>53550102
Are you retarded? It doesn't. The market is just AI bots buying and selling to profit billionaires. You're just trying to catch a few drops of billionaire cum.

[Anonymous No.53550123]

Fertilized my growbag with b+
Now time to sterilize the bulls

[Anonymous No.53550128]

>>53549999
AMZN has stopped being relevant some years ago anyway. Now they just offer alibaba's products at 10x the price (if you're lucky), making them pointless. If you want to buy AMZN, just buy BABA instead. Even normalfags are starting to prefer BABA to AMZN nowadays. On the flipside, I'm going balls deep as soon as they announce a solution to their chinkshitification.
META miss was so obvious that it's clear they had that move prepared for a while, but AAPL and AMZN misses were rather obvious as well and I wonder why they didn't have a contingency there.
I also don't see NFLX doing well with their crackdown on account sharing, although that's not as clear cut as the other cases.

[Anonymous No.53550135]

>>53550102
The instant you start to doubt your own reasoning and FOMO in

[Anonymous No.53550136]

>>53550102
>reality
You seem to be in the wrong place, kid.

[Anonymous No.53550140]

>>53550110
>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HECKIN HAVE TO BE AVAILABLE 24/7
toodaloo!

[Anonymous No.53550142]

>>53550005
>amd, nvid and intc will go down
Then why is soxl up so much, bobo?

[Anonymous No.53550145]

>>53550113
That's a perfectly reasonable strategy. Just make sure to scale the rest of the sells so you make good profit.

[Anonymous No.53550147]

What are some chud stocks and what are some tranny stocks? Can a fren give me a qrd. All cash trying to decide my play.

[Anonymous No.53550148]

>>53550034
Going back to my original plan of bogleing with the other 80%, which I stopped doing because I overdosed on fear porn. Sat on cash whole of jan. And hoping I don't get stopped out overnight and the gap fills. If you're looking for some inverse tips, I'm looking to ride sqqq as soon as it goes below 290ish. Look for a bounce around that level.

[Anonymous No.53550149]

>>53550108
So Powell didn't tighten enough

[Anonymous No.53550155]

>>53550142
Listen I need AMD and NVDA to go down. Preferably 50% by March 17th

[Anonymous No.53550159]

>>53550140
I have 4 teams (Finnish, German, Indian, and Israeli). Most of days, i can rely on my india counterparts
Friday is another Saturday in europe and Israel

[Anonymous No.53550160]

>>53549894

[Anonymous No.53550164]

goddamnit I got shaken out of my QQQ puts because of that random tranny pump right at close

FUCK I knew we were gonna dump

god fucking damnit

[Anonymous No.53550166]

>>53550110
>You mean I can pay him LESS and I can treat him like a slave???? Sounds like a great deal!
>What do you mean the code is unreadable and doesn't work? What do you mean we have to redo everything??? But he worked until 3AM it can't be bad!!!

[Anonymous No.53550175]

>>53550135
I mean it happened today. I bought one LNG call and the stock went into freefall.

[Anonymous No.53550177]

>>53550147
SOXL and SOXL

[Anonymous No.53550188]

Shoulda sold those google calls before market close but i nutted and fell asleep.
While im up 18% today i know ill be down 30% market open

[Anonymous No.53550190]

i miss david soxl posting
best /smg/ times tb.h

[Anonymous No.53550198]

>>53550160
>>53549894
TIM APPLE IS TALKING

https://www.apple.com/investor/earnings-call/

[Anonymous No.53550199]

>>53550159
Yawwnnn clean up my mess while I bang scandi women

[Anonymous No.53550200]

>>53550147
Do small position sizes in extremely volatile stocks, that have volume and correlate to the market. Would you rather park $10,000 on something for a month to get a 10% gain, or throw $400 on something that moves in sync with SPY and you'll be done with the trade win or lose in a week?

[Anonymous No.53550202]

>>53550166
t. Has never written a single line of code
If your company is paying anyone but the absolute bottom barrel mega retard garage college indians then it's going to be 100000% better than whatever some faggot american who just got drunk for 4 years can do.

[Anonymous No.53550206]

>>53550110
I’m like a katana. I provide value with minimal effort. One word out of my mouth is more valuable than a week’s work from a jeet.

[Anonymous No.53550211]

>>53550190
AFAIK David never actually posted here.

[Anonymous No.53550217]

BOILsisters
THIS is the bottom

[Anonymous No.53550219]

>>53550164
Thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.53550220]

>>53550211

[Anonymous No.53550227]

>>53550190
same, also l*mposting

[Anonymous No.53550229]

WELCOME2
BOBO
TOWN

[Anonymous No.53550233]

I thought I was on /twg/ for a moment

There’s more Indians here than on /g/

[Anonymous No.53550236]

>>53550086
Where's the real moves retard? I am waiting.

[Anonymous No.53550237]

>>53550217
Imagine Brappy gas doing a crazy 15% swing tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.53550239]

>they underestimate the power of slurpers AGAIN

We'll be neon by morning

[Anonymous No.53550240]

>>53550206
>>53550166
At the higher end of the bell curve, the best programmers are Indian, ultimately. There is just more of them, and that right tail of the distribution contains a lot of indians. The Europeans I work with get to work at 4 PM their time, churn out garbage, and leave the American, Israeli, and Indians to clean it up.

No wonder machine learning engineers in Europe get paid $20k USD / year

[Anonymous No.53550241]

SAVE US JEROME OVERNIGHT RAPE HIKE CUTS IMMEDIATELY

[Anonymous No.53550242]

>>53550202
>he thinks you learn to code in college

[Anonymous No.53550248]

>>53550233
Hello sir, kindly redeem the SOXL shares.

[Anonymous No.53550253]

Imagine seeing stocks climb 30-90% in 3 months due to pivot narratives that never came, JPOW confirm multiple more rate hikes, F500's laying off workers and thinking...

YUP now is the time to BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.53550257]

>>53550227
>>53550190
Bull runs are much more fun

[Anonymous No.53550258]

>>53550242
I don't you fucking retard that's my point.

[Anonymous No.53550265]

>>53550253
HE WILL SAVE US

[Anonymous No.53550271]

amd and intcel chads dabbin on the afterhours bears

[Anonymous No.53550272]

More letters in the acronym for the financial model for stocks the less alpha it has.

CNN-LSTM-AR, definitely not alpha (yes I've seen this before, mostly in undergrad papers where it is all historical data/theory. They lack live experience)

Ridge / simple shrinkage methods - good stuff for stonks

[Anonymous No.53550273]

How fucked am I for market open?

[Anonymous No.53550274]

>HEADWINDS

[Anonymous No.53550278]

>>53550253
I used to think strangles were bullshit, but they were necessary as fuck.

[Anonymous No.53550279]

Imagine seeing retards on /biz/ thinking markets are rational

[Anonymous No.53550280]

>>53550253
I did this except I went short and got heemed. Imagine getting heemed on all of that?

[Anonymous No.53550283]

>>53550253
i didnt buy retard i just sold my bear positions before this pump heems the rest of the position

[Anonymous No.53550285]

>>53550240
How can you not be the best after attending Baba Nagoor’s 10 year Java Bootcamp?

[Anonymous No.53550297]

>>53550253
I've never seen such Mumu hopium on a massive scale, the Fed chairman tells them straight up that they've got it wrong and they don't hear it, they only hear "disinflation" and run with it.

[Anonymous No.53550299]

>>53550202
>>53550240
>t. salty poos
lol lmao

[Anonymous No.53550300]

>>53550217
It's impressive how it manages to lose money every day.

[Anonymous No.53550302]

>>53550240
Warm climate equals less intelligence, it's just a fact. Scandinavian people are the smartest people on this planet

[Anonymous No.53550303]

>>53550273
ded by daylight

[Anonymous No.53550305]

>>53550273
Bruh, after hours fucked you over. Bye bye external value. Expiry when?

[Anonymous No.53550306]

I would like to extend a personal thanks to the bulls in this thread for being my short liquidity. It's bagholders like you that make making it possible. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.53550309]

>monitor got dead pixels
>was under warranty so sent it in to get it fixed/replaced
>Gets damaged on delivery
>Monitor company wont replace it now, delivery company says it my fault
>Out a monitor plus shipping costs
Short UPS and trusting anyone to safely take care of your shit.

[Anonymous No.53550318]

>>53550299
I work for Analog Devices and I am 100% Irish.

[Anonymous No.53550321]

I hope for a dump tomorrow as much as anyone else but I have kind of accepted that it will probably pump anyway, would be too easy to dump tech on bad earnings, nothing matters when mumu euphoria is on

[Anonymous No.53550325]

>>53550309
Tell me you didn’t tip the delivery driver without telling me you didn’t tip

[Anonymous No.53550329]

>>53550309
How is it your fault when it gets damaged on delivery?

[Anonymous No.53550331]

>>53549858
SELL

[Anonymous No.53550334]

>>53550305
>>53550273
>checks option chain
Wow, tomorrow. Yeah, shoulda sold today. Greed’s a hell of a drug.

[Anonymous No.53550336]

>>53550302
And this is why the French / Italians — in considerably hotter climates — have produced exponentially more contributions to the human race (technology and culture) than the barbaric neanderthals living in frozen mudcake huts in Scandinavia?

Scandinavia is a depressing shithole full of alcoholics. I work with a Finnish guy who gave use whole "yeah Finland is the happiest country on earth on paper but actually suicide is a huge issue here" spiel

[Anonymous No.53550339]

Mumu buddy I told you
Look at vix computer

[Anonymous No.53550340]

if they bought at NVDA at PE of 89. They'll buy it too when its 100pe again.

[Anonymous No.53550342]

>>53550278
strangles with VIX at 18 is genuinely impossible to lose on.

[Anonymous No.53550343]

>>53550329
I dont know I guess they can just throw my package around however they want and throw stuff on top of it and its my fault for not wrapping it 50 layers of styrofoaom.

[Anonymous No.53550347]

>>53550331
YEAH, SELL AMC SO MY PUT PRINTS!

[Anonymous No.53550351]

>>53549858
Anons, I passed out drunk last night and just woke up, why did everything pump up so much?

[Anonymous No.53550355]

>>53550318
That doesn't sound diverse, I'll have to call the police on your hate crime.

[Anonymous No.53550356]

>>53550351
Shorts

[Anonymous No.53550358]

>>53550351

[Anonymous No.53550359]

>>53550336
maybe suicide is the intelligent solution

[Anonymous No.53550360]

>>53550336
Then why dont you hire fench and italians. Now fuck off

[Anonymous No.53550362]

>>53550336
He's right. Nobody in apefrica or latam has contributed shit worth talking about, and the paltry few contributions that even exist at all exclusively come from the colder areas in those regions.
It's also true that northern yurop animals are as worthless as you pajeets, though.

[Anonymous No.53550364]

>>53550342
Good for you, I’ll keep that in mind

[Anonymous No.53550367]

>>53550351

[Anonymous No.53550368]

>>53550351
idk there was no news this 3% pump on the index came out of nowhere.

[Anonymous No.53550370]

>INTC is back where it was pre-earnings doomp
I would be in complete shock if the company succeeds despite cutting employee salaries (as opposed to getting rid of the stupid dividend)

[Anonymous No.53550379]

>>53550351
Noone knows

[Anonymous No.53550380]

anyone listening to AAPL earning call

[Anonymous No.53550383]

>>53549858
ASTS
ORGN

[Anonymous No.53550386]

>>53550274
>TAILWIND

[Anonymous No.53550394]

>>53550380
NEW NIG WALLPAPERS LOOKOUT BOBO THIS IS MUMU’S CALL

[Anonymous No.53550402]

Fuckboys, this silvergate investigation just fucked me after hours

[Anonymous No.53550409]

I yolo swagged $31.5k into SQQQ 30 seconds before the bell at $39/share
HAHAHHAH I AM THE BEST WOOOOOOOOOO EAT SHIT YOU MUMU FUCKS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53550410]

>>53550380
>2 billion active users

[Anonymous No.53550411]

>Sold everything at close
>Slurping now

[Anonymous No.53550418]

>>53550367
I fucking love MCD as a stock. I’m trying to get a hundred through trading puts

[Anonymous No.53550421]

Apple barely missed, yet people acting like its the end?

[Anonymous No.53550424]

>>53550409
I meant $33/share whoops

[Anonymous No.53550426]

>>53550087
Small caps are very risk plays.

[Anonymous No.53550428]

>>53550409
Isn't it $34 right now?

[Anonymous No.53550435]

>>53550409
Way to show up these insufferable mumu faggots

[Anonymous No.53550438]

>>53550409
First time? Why dont you check the market tomorrow morning when you can actually sell.

[Anonymous No.53550440]

>>53550428

[Anonymous No.53550442]

So this was the first earnings miss from Apple since 2016

[Anonymous No.53550443]

>>53550421
Fucking Meta retard pump made everybody bullish and now we have people sperging out over a minor miss.

[Anonymous No.53550447]

>>53550358
>>53550367
>>53550368
>>53550379
That's really fucking weird. You think they can see a huge crash coming in and they all did an emergency pump just in case?

[Anonymous No.53550450]

>>53550443
Dumbest poster in /smg/ history right here

[Anonymous No.53550451]

>>53550421
it's the first miss since 2016. nearly 7 years of never missing. it's natural for people to exaggerate.

[Anonymous No.53550452]

>>53550438
>he doesn't know about after hours
Nigger

[Anonymous No.53550459]

>>53550297
>I've never seen such Mumu hopium on a massive scale,
Sure you did, like 6 months ago

[Anonymous No.53550463]

>>53550421
No, mumu said SPY 500

[Anonymous No.53550470]

>>53550452
>he thinks some retarded would take profits

[Anonymous No.53550473]

>>53550447
MMs killing calls most likely.

[Anonymous No.53550474]

>expected 121 billion
>got 118 billion
>HOOOOOOOOOLY FIRST MISS IN 7 YEARS HERE COMES THE GREAT DEPRESSION
Yes the 3 trillion dollar company mission by 3 billion is the sign of the end of the world.

[Anonymous No.53550476]

So wait, AMZN beat their sales(obviously due to Christmas holidays and black friday) but AWS missed their earnings??

That's really weird, how did that happen?

[Anonymous No.53550477]

do you think they'll make a big deal about the 4th of july cookout data this year?

[Anonymous No.53550486]

>>53550476
Probably some accounting bullshit to avoid taxes.

[Anonymous No.53550491]

>>53550474
Not impossible

[Anonymous No.53550493]

>>53550477
I hope so, I need fresh shitposting material

[Anonymous No.53550497]

is it over?

[Anonymous No.53550501]

AAPL is literally worthless. Let's group up together reddit and short ladder attack this turd.

[Anonymous No.53550503]

>>53550493
>called pork and beans
>it's just beans and tomato sauce
why would van camp's lie to me bros?

[Anonymous No.53550505]

>>53550470
>moving the goalposts to "b-but he won't take profits" after you incorrectly claimed he couldn't sell until market open

[Anonymous No.53550506]

>>53550470
>assblasted mumutard is assblasted
top zozzle my friend

[Anonymous No.53550514]

>>53550477
>Gas is only $7/gallon, down $1 from last month thanks to Bidens quick witted action!

[Anonymous No.53550515]

>>53550476
Lots of shit is eating their margin for lunch. Their delivery practices are unsustainably expensive. Their return policy is too loose (20% of ALL shipments are returned, reverse-logistics can only go so far to fix that). Increases in sales are due to increased competition in low margin markets like food and housing supplies, while consumer spending on high margin items like digital media and electronics is declining.

[Anonymous No.53550518]

What do I fucking buy tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53550522]

>>53550506
So did you sell?

[Anonymous No.53550532]

The elites don’t want you to know this but the ducks at the park lay eggs. You can take them home. I have 458 eggs.

[Anonymous No.53550533]

>>53550503
They are safe and effective pork and beans

[Anonymous No.53550538]

>>53550532
How do I profit off of this?

[Anonymous No.53550540]

>>53550474
I know right, 3 billion dollars is nothing, you can barely buy a venti cappacino for that at Starbucks.

[Anonymous No.53550547]

>mfw driving to the store in my $110k EV to buy a $10 carton of eggs

[Anonymous No.53550555]

Everything missed. Explain to me why it’s not dumping. No, failing to wipe out todays pump is not dumping.

[Anonymous No.53550560]

>>53550555
Why would it dump?

[Anonymous No.53550561]

>>53550555
It's priced in.

Check back tomorrow morning. We'll be green by open.

[Anonymous No.53550562]

r8 my strat
every time i sell something online, i buy 1 share of the stock in my watchlist that's closest to that amount
eg. sold a lego minifig for $55 the other day, bought 1 share of JEPI

[Anonymous No.53550574]

>>53550555
There's not enough liquidity after market to get a real dump going.

[Anonymous No.53550581]

>>53550518
fucking kek thats not real isnt it?

[Anonymous No.53550583]

>>53550561
ahh earnings compression is priced in. cant wait for q2

[Anonymous No.53550585]

>>53550562
>sell house
>buy 1 BRK.A stock
pretty based

[Anonymous No.53550595]

>>53550547
Can you even drive joe? Aren't you supposed to ride in the back anyways?

[Anonymous No.53550597]

>>53550351
MFs are lean, professionals are net short, and JPow just blinked.
I'm looking at a big-cap stock that's going to squeeze like a meme stock. If you see a crazy ramp, you want to recall this post.

[Anonymous No.53550609]

Bears need their own bag holder general

[Anonymous No.53550610]

>>53550442
Good

[Anonymous No.53550614]

>>53550597
What to make of this post?

[Anonymous No.53550620]

Sitting on a lot of cash right now. At my current dca it will take two years to be fully vested (I also contribute a fair amount ofn my paycheck). Should I get vested faster? Or just keep waiting the market out?

[Anonymous No.53550621]

What are the odds of SQQQ hitting $38 tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.53550623]

>>53550522
hell no beeyotch I'm riding this SQQQ gravy train to the moon baybayyyy

[Anonymous No.53550639]

mumus winning amazon ah recovering WAGMI

[Anonymous No.53550642]

>>53550621
low, low, low, low, low, low

[Anonymous No.53550644]

>>53550621
100% then it hits $40 bayybayyyyy

[Anonymous No.53550647]

>>53550620
I don't understand why people like you even come here
you shouldn't even be checking the charts or discussion about markets if that's your strategy

[Anonymous No.53550648]

I was gone all day, what happened to cause that cliff eod?

[Anonymous No.53550661]

>>53550648

Rational thought, pretty unusual I know.

[Anonymous No.53550665]

>>53550648
same reason it giga pumped mid day

[Anonymous No.53550671]

>>Boomer Investing 101:
>https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
Is this what I read if I know absolutely nothing about the stock market and want to get started?

[Anonymous No.53550672]

>>53550648
>>53550358

[Anonymous No.53550675]

> AAPL , AMZN

is that all you got BOBO?

[Anonymous No.53550684]

Apple is... healing after hours? Up from -5% to -1% right now

[Anonymous No.53550687]

>>53550351
Because it's all a fucking scam

[Anonymous No.53550688]

>>53550642
I have $37 calls exp tomorrow. Please tell me I'm not fucked. I really don't wanna eat bugs is all

[Anonymous No.53550691]

Wtf happened
What did Tim Apple say?

[Anonymous No.53550696]

What is this pattern called after hours?

[Anonymous No.53550700]

>>53550688
oh you'll eat ze bugs
calls might be alright tho

[Anonymous No.53550703]

>>53550671
>reading the instructions
gaaayyyyyyyy just gamble and post mumu/bobos like me

[Anonymous No.53550704]

Apple is actually in the green again rofl

[Anonymous No.53550706]

>>53550696
crab rave

[Anonymous No.53550708]

>>53550020 update.
Retard pump is back on. Please let me breakeven tomorrow and I'll never degenerately gamble again.

[Anonymous No.53550709]

>>53550691
The government is giving every nigger 1000$ in Apple gift cards

[Anonymous No.53550712]

>>53550691
they're shutting down all operations, stock is doing quite well in that regard

[Anonymous No.53550714]

HIDDEN TIGERS ANON ON THE CALL

[Anonymous No.53550715]

Phew... I thought I was going to have to rely on that put I bought as a hedge tomorrow. Now I can just discard that as insurance I didn't need

[Anonymous No.53550716]

>>53550704
>Apple is actually in the green again rofl
and amzn retrenching which means my straddle will lose on both legs
hahaha

[Anonymous No.53550717]

Retail doesn’t move the market
Bobos are fucked

[Anonymous No.53550718]

The stock market WILL remain RETARDED longer than you can stay SOLVENT. be warned. Finanically speaking, it would be RETARDED to continue buying stock at these levels, but that's stop mumus

[Anonymous No.53550720]

Wait why is it going up now

[Anonymous No.53550721]

>>53550704
earning miss was priced in

[Anonymous No.53550730]

>>53550691
*APPLE CEO TIM COOK: IPHONE WOULD HAVE GROWN IN Q1 IF NOT FOR SUPPLY ISSUES $AAPL

[Anonymous No.53550735]

>>53550671
I can summarize that for you
>DCA into index funds and wait 30 years

[Anonymous No.53550736]

>>53550730
Great outlook then since supply chain is healing.

[Anonymous No.53550737]

We are in a technical bull market, all signs point up. Keep sitting on the sidelines with cash and burning your money with puts, I have my targets and when to buy more.

Stay. Poor.

[Anonymous No.53550739]

Oh no please don't pump anything but that.

[Anonymous No.53550740]

how are supply chain issues even real
like just put more stuff on vehicles nigga

[Anonymous No.53550745]

Im playing a game: How long will I have to hold SOXS before Im green again? Its not a fun game.

[Anonymous No.53550753]

>>53550737
Based bull laying it out

[Anonymous No.53550755]

>>53550740
Bullish for ZIM

[Anonymous No.53550764]

>>53550745
The universe will implode before then.

[Anonymous No.53550768]

>>53550671
This is the way.

[Anonymous No.53550770]

>>53550737
what is a "technical bull market"? if it was that easy to just look at something and say "yep its a bull market" then everyone would do that.

[Anonymous No.53550771]

>>53550737
enjoy bag holding through the next leg down

[Anonymous No.53550773]

>>53550671
read that if you want a foolproof and logical method of saving money for retirement, read this thread if you want to revel in the big casino experience

fuck fagchan for thikning my fucking post is spam fuck this gay website if the fucking captcha doesn't block spam then why do I have to fill it out you fucking niggers

[Anonymous No.53550774]

Bobo? Is everything ok little bobo?

[Anonymous No.53550779]

>>53550737
whom to believe, memelines or industry executive

[Anonymous No.53550780]

>>53550362
Egypt is pretty hot desu.

[Anonymous No.53550783]

>>53550253
Honey, how many times do we have to tell you the market is forward looking? All public information is priced in.

[Anonymous No.53550786]

I predicted this in a thread earlier, Apple would miss earnings but it won't matter, still bullish. Bobos are eternal losers and will NEVER get to cum.

[Anonymous No.53550787]

The great bobo purge is upon us
We can finally go back to discussing tickers

[Anonymous No.53550789]

>>53550779
That sounds like a buy signal if they want to stop you.

[Anonymous No.53550790]

>>53550779
>JpM
Going with meme lines here

[Anonymous No.53550793]

>>53550164
>market pumps FOR NO REASON on FOMC saying they were gonna stay the course
>haha bobos kekked, only up for february
>market dumps massively the next day
>haha mumus kekked, only down for february
It's all so predictable at this point.

[Anonymous No.53550794]

What did Tim Apple say to save the stock price? Didn't listen to the earnings call.

[Anonymous No.53550796]

THINGS ARE DIFFERENT TODAY
I HEAR EVERY MUMU SAY

[Anonymous No.53550798]

>>53550779
wtf thats bullish, they dont want you to make money.

[Anonymous No.53550801]

>>53550774
Stop gloating mumu, what did we ever do to you mumu, we just wanna not be slaves anymore is all

[Anonymous No.53550804]

isn't it crazy how Tim Apple can just move $125 billion dollars by just saying "supply chain issues"?

[Anonymous No.53550810]

>>53550730
>>53550736
>supply chain is healing
>japan and china shutting down because of covid 2023
>"if we hadn't declined, we would have grown!"
OOOOOOOOOOOOO PUMP IT MUMUBROTHERS THIS IS IT, IF THINGS WEREN'T BAD, THEY'D BE GOOD IT'S SO GENIUS!

[Anonymous No.53550817]

>>53550474
Iphones are THE statussymbol for normies and other fags.
If they fail, everything will.

[Anonymous No.53550821]

>>53550779
there will be a 10% correction from 5500 to 4900 this summer

[Anonymous No.53550822]

>>53550770
The downtrend we've been following for a full year failed and MAs are pointing upwards.

>>53550779
Banks have been wrong almost every year. Follow their actions not their words. Guarantee JPM is making a killing the last few days.

[Anonymous No.53550824]

>>53550794
See: >>53550730

[Anonymous No.53550827]

At this point I believe the universe will implode before Apple does

[Anonymous No.53550828]

>>53550737
>tranny anal-ysis

[Anonymous No.53550835]

>>53549944
You’re an idiot this is literally bullish as fuck. AMZN already recovered all its losses post earnings hahahahaha fucking idiot bobos

[Anonymous No.53550836]

>pre-futures

[Anonymous No.53550837]

>everything massively overbought and jumping on shit earnings and recession guidance
this year is going to be the same as last year isn’t it

[Anonymous No.53550840]

>>53549944
>Own VXX calls all the way to $50

[Anonymous No.53550843]

>>53550779
>OY VEY GOYIM DONT BUY
>WE AT (((JPM))) HAVE RETAIL INVESTORS BEST INTERESTS AT HEART

Lol, lmao.

[Anonymous No.53550844]

>>53550671
>>53550735
Go to school
Get a stable job
Wageslave for 30 years
Dump your money into the market
Eventually you will make it
Don't have kids or a wife too early they will steal your energy when you're young.

[Anonymous No.53550849]

>>53550794
He just said Apple is integral people's lives and they can charge whatever they want.

[Anonymous No.53550850]

>>53550780
Egyptian weather is about the same as southern italy. Compare with ethiopia, the country with the highest temperature on earth.

[Anonymous No.53550852]

>>53550828
>le TA is fake!!!!!!!
>the entire market followed a single line for a year
I thought anti TA chuds were gone after seeing that but you low iq type have short term memory problems.

[Anonymous No.53550853]

>>53550684
Nature is healing

[Anonymous No.53550857]

>>53550827
Why the fuck would apple ever go down? You realize how many people are on 2 year subscription based new phone?
Idiots

[Anonymous No.53550859]

https://twitter.com/EconomyApp/status/1621266946959478784

https://twitter.com/WallStCynic/status/1621257546643259394

interesting AMZN Y/Y revenue growth went from 40% to 20% in just 4 quarters...yet stock is pumping so much right now.

[Anonymous No.53550860]

>>53550836
It's called after market

[Anonymous No.53550862]

Why the fuck did my covered calls on Russell 2000 all just spike in value?

[Anonymous No.53550872]

>>53550696
iSlurp

[Anonymous No.53550873]

>>53550852
>le TA is fake!
I said it was for trannies, you said it was fake
Me 1 You 0
>the market followed a line
And if you zoom out enough the market has been in a line for 100 years wow we're only going to go up, forever!

[Anonymous No.53550874]

Bloomberg just said that Apple jumped after hours on AI talk
They'll integrate AI yada yada bla bla

[Anonymous No.53550875]

>>53550684
Bad earnings are priced in

The market is forward looking

[Anonymous No.53550877]

>>53550849
It’s true.

[Anonymous No.53550880]

Thinking about liquidating my HNDL and dumping the rest into JEPI.

[Anonymous No.53550881]

>>53550844
Bullshit. Having kids and a wife is making it. Money is a trap. Even if the bitch leaves you, you'll have all that hot young body sex to reflect on, and rugrats that look like your family.

[Anonymous No.53550882]

>>53550874
Ai is the new ev

[Anonymous No.53550883]

>>53550835
>hedgies trapping each other
yeah retard we'll see tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53550884]

>>53550874
>bloomberg
stopped reading there

[Anonymous No.53550889]

>>53550862
where are you tracking option value after hours?

[Anonymous No.53550891]

>>53550849
>you literally can't live without the iphone so people not buying iphones is just a setback
Kek okay.

>>53550837
TA says the recession is over.

[Anonymous No.53550896]

>>53550874
AI is the new keyword for juicy gainz as blockchain was

[Anonymous No.53550900]

>>53550883
Lmfao oh my god too funny. I couldn’t find a bearish news event if I tried. Only up from here kiddos. Apple should be 400 minimum

[Anonymous No.53550904]

Euphoria doesn't feel like a strong enough word to describe this price action.

[Anonymous No.53550909]

>>53550843
>being literally retarded
He's saying he's going to dump on you and if you let yourself get dumped on that's your own fault you fucking retard. It's not a crime for him to ruin your life if he tells you not to jump. JPM moves the market, not you.

[Anonymous No.53550915]

>>53550810
Dilate

[Anonymous No.53550916]

>>53550891
>what are services

see >>53550160

[Anonymous No.53550919]

>>53550909
JPM wants you to sell so they can buy at a lower price.

[Anonymous No.53550920]

[Anonymous No.53550925]

you know what i learned from losing 30k in a week, that even though I made the money from stocks, that didnt mean that I should have felt comfortable losing it. I didnt treat it like it was real money, when it was. I would be devastated if i lost 30k of money i earned from working so I should have realized the money i earned from the stock should be respected just the same.

[Anonymous No.53550935]

>>53550881
Does anyone on this board actually comprehend the posts made?
>don't have a family WHILE YOU'RE YOUNG
Is my post. I feel like everyone is either a zoomer with fried brains or an ESL in deepcover nowadays.

[Anonymous No.53550937]

>>53550904
How about inflation?

[Anonymous No.53550945]

>>53550925
what did you do? gamble through the most landmined week of the quarter?

[Anonymous No.53550946]

>>53550925
Eh, gotta risk money to make money.

But yeah, it does suck.

[Anonymous No.53550950]

>>53550915
>bad news is good news if you think about how the market could be good in 5 years, maybe sorta
That's right you fucking loser, sink your wendy's paycheck into SOXL while you pretend you work at Google. Dumb fucking /biz/tards.

[Anonymous No.53550956]

>>53550937
Adjusted for inflation onions should be 500, which it will be soon. Idiot bobos will take us there faster. I love seeing all the bearish sentiment.

[Anonymous No.53550963]

>Pentagon tracking Chinese spy balloon over US?
That's kinda random

[Anonymous No.53550964]

>>53550950
Imagine being a bobo after the bottom, and during the recovery.

[Anonymous No.53550970]

>>53550919
But at the same time retail doesn't move the market. What is it now?

[Anonymous No.53550973]

>>53550919
I want you to kill yourself so I won't have to read posts by dipshits who are clearly from WSB and think that retail moves the market rather than providing exit liquidity because most retail money is in retirement funds and a major bank with hundreds of billions of assets doesn't need your permission to buy lower, they just offer people a billion dollars to take their illiquid shit off their hands, take out a fat shortie and then dump on your head to crush the market by sheer force.

[Anonymous No.53550975]

>>53550945
yes. it was stupid i got caught up in the shitposting like usual.

>>53550946
thats what i thought. and as i kept losing money i thought "easy come easy go. i can cushion through this drop with my new gains". but a part of what has made me limit my losses was being risk averse.

[Anonymous No.53550982]

>>53550925
When I lost my 30k life saving in boomer rock penny stocks I learn that the markets and rigged and if I want a yacht and a 18 year old super model whore wife I have to cheat and steal my way to the top

[Anonymous No.53550990]

>>53550963
Send a raptor to blast that shit outta the sky. What else we paying taxes for.

[Anonymous No.53550993]

>>53550984
>>53550984
>>53550984

[Anonymous No.53550995]

>>53550964
>this is it, we survived the long -20% bear market, the recession is over
No retard you're just so beyond stupid and a zoomer you think -20% is max pain.

[Anonymous No.53551000]

Did anyone else get fucked today?

[Anonymous No.53551001]

>>53550973
Idiots like you underestimate the amount of money hedge funds and MMs make from retail. You stupid?

[Anonymous No.53551027]

>>53551001
>no see the hedgies are actually on my side, buy the dip!

[Anonymous No.53551031]

>>53550975
I try to make my gains in the quiet periods between the peak Earnings Season.

The market right now also is highly sensitive to monthly econ data so you also gotta take that into account.

Have a plan and trade the plan. don't be a dumb mumu/bobo. EZPZ

[Anonymous No.53551055]

>>53550990
>What else we paying taxes for.
Israel and Basketball Americans

[Anonymous No.53551159]

>>53550562
You might be on to something fren. Keep finding those rare figs.

[Anonymous No.53551248]

>>53550935
Except you're wrong.
DNA degrades exponentially over time, not linear. Pairbond is based on orgasm, and relationship strength and personal comfort are based on success in procreative acts.
You don't get a younger body or a younger wife. Your sex life doesn't get better when you're older and have saved money. Your sex life definitely doesn't get better when you're fucking bar-take-home roasties and pretending that covers your core need for intimacy and vulnerability.
And you're going to be rearing your kids when you're literally an old fart, meaning staying up with a sick child ruins you, and keeping interested in the child is difficult for a lack of energy.
CRWS for the win.

[Anonymous No.53551808]

>>53550647
I have multiple strategies fag.