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/smg/ - Stock Market General - mumu euphoria edition Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:38:22 2023 No.53548668 [Reply] [Original]

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

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>Screeners:
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>Options
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https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

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>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:39:40 2023 No.53548684 first

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:40:10 2023 No.53548695 File: 515 KB, 652x562, 1675106249544193.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:40:41 2023 No.53548706 File: 48 KB, 571x600, 19023801235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DOWN DAMN YOU DOWN I SAY

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:41:45 2023 No.53548726 Just sold my longs. thanks for buying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:41:46 2023 No.53548727 File: 188 KB, 584x584, 1623852994289.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] seething mumutard baking 100 posts too early

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:41:54 2023 No.53548729 >>53548668 >pulled all my tech stocks for a mild profit as I only started investing a week ago hoping prices fall hard over the next week and I'll reinvest them

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:41:56 2023 No.53548730 File: 33 KB, 657x527, 1614720875983.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] early bake, i won't participake

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:41:56 2023 No.53548731 Should I sell my Google before the earnings? This silly rally is making me nervous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:42:05 2023 No.53548734 >>53548668 This is the beginning of the great fall. Prepare for the great HEEMING! February is always a bloodbath. Keep holding bulls, really nothing bad will happen..

Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:42:09 2023 No.53548738

https://www.thurrott.com/hardware/278242/pc-sales-fell-16-percent-in-2022-28-3-percent-in-q4
>PC Sales Fell 28.3 Percent in Q4
https://www.idc.com/getdoc.jsp?containerId=prUS50146623
>Smartphone Shipments Suffer the Largest-Ever Decline with 18.3% Drop in the Holiday Quarter
how can AAPL possibly do anything other than shit the bed
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:43:03 2023 No.53548753 >>53548731 Trust your instincts

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:43:20 2023 No.53548760 >>53548738 DON'T SELL APPLE, GOYIM!!!!! LOOK HERE GOY, APPLE HAS MAJICAL SMART GLASSES NOW!!! THIS WILL SURELY BOOST THE STOCK TO ALL TIME HIGHS RIGHT BEFORE A MASSIVE LIQUIDATION EVENT.....

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:45:07 2023 No.53548787 Niggers bake my anus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:45:35 2023 No.53548796 The hour is revealing itself to be rather sour.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:45:36 2023 No.53548797 File: 22 KB, 650x366, donoteatthis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53548706 cute bat

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:45:51 2023 No.53548803 I SOLD AND MADE YOUR ANNUAL SALARY IN 3 MONTHS Have fun buying my sloppy seconds homie, should have bought calls in October like I did

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:46:49 2023 No.53548810 >>53548803 you made 37K in 3 months, damn bruh

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:47:21 2023 No.53548824 >>53548803 you made 125,000 dollars in 3 months?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:47:34 2023 No.53548828 >>53548803 you made $0.00 in 3 months? nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:47:37 2023 No.53548830 >>53548731 I'm lightly banking on one of the big guys missing and taking a shit in to the weekend, dragging down the rest of tech so I can buy back my CCs at a tidy profit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:47:47 2023 No.53548831 >>53548738 >most valuable company ever in history is down massive off their peak >NOOO THEY CAN'T DO WELL!! Apple is criminally undervalued going into earnings and you're going to be mad when they're +10% and fry your puts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:47:48 2023 No.53548832 File: 79 KB, 880x607, wednuz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's all just gonna end up returning to crabbing isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:48:01 2023 No.53548838 >>53548738 AAPL miss, sales are shit AMZN miss due AWS shitting the bed GOOG maybe.. ads business probably still good / better than expected

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:48:15 2023 No.53548845 >>53548810 Shit is that all you earn annually? Anon... I'm sorry man. I hope things turn out better for you - keep working hard. I was washing dishes full time 4 years ago. Your gonna make it bro

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:48:19 2023 No.53548846 >>53548830 There should be significant selling pressure with these gains going into the weekend and next week

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:48:28 2023 No.53548849 >>53548803 Grats on the quick mil bro

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:48:35 2023 No.53548854 File: 565 KB, 1209x1196, 0DBA6EFD-7809-4065-B9B7-E264F273A88A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IT BEGINS...

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:48:43 2023 No.53548856 Why is the market moving up and down on no news???

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:48:53 2023 No.53548858 File: 104 KB, 750x730, 5845ca7c1046ab543d25238b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53548668 >There are retards in this thread right now that didn't slurp META at sub 100$ Show yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:48:56 2023 No.53548860 >>53548738 >how can AAPL possibly do anything other than shit the bed because its apple i lost money shorting them into their last earnings based off them stopping iphone production

>>	sage Thu Feb 2 20:49:06 2023 No.53548863 Here's the difference between us. You live in a townhouse, I eat Townhouse crackers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:49:20 2023 No.53548866 10 minute warning, last call boys, you buyin or sellin?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:49:24 2023 No.53548867 >>53548838 Apple sale of premium iPhones increased, increasing margins. They also gained market share in the PC segment, percentagewise. They're also buying back stocks like Meta did.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:49:38 2023 No.53548869 File: 420 KB, 900x551, 1674145564355837.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BOIL BROS MY BAGS ARE HEAVY KNEES WEAK ARMS SPAGHETTI

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:49:58 2023 No.53548874 File: 348 KB, 278x200, 1499219659564.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53548803 20k in 3 months? What's your secret?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:50:19 2023 No.53548880 File: 65 KB, 499x374, 1675294398422162.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I switched from bear to bull and now I'm getting heemed upwards? What the fuck is this shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:50:22 2023 No.53548882 >>53548668 Help me out SARK bros, give me some copium, I don't want to live in a world where that slut cathie was right

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:50:35 2023 No.53548885 >>53548863 I think Townhouse crackers are rather dry and dull

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:50:58 2023 No.53548892 >>53548863 My townhouse was 3.5 million USD. Seethe

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:51:03 2023 No.53548895 >>53548828 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:51:04 2023 No.53548896 I bought a single 1DTE put as a hedge I am a hedgie now

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:51:20 2023 No.53548898 File: 73 KB, 568x479, 1642118637181.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh shit these earnings are going to absolutely rip aren't they

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:51:33 2023 No.53548901 File: 57 KB, 500x457, 1629141988613.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53548866 i haven't bought anything since september

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:51:46 2023 No.53548903 >>53548898 If by rip you mean everything's going to crash 20% overnight, yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:51:58 2023 No.53548905 >>53548880 Good goy, took the bait

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:52:01 2023 No.53548907 >>53548803 You made 10k is 3 months? Damn brah

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:52:04 2023 No.53548908 janny on the fucking warpath today namaste

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:52:38 2023 No.53548914 File: 255 KB, 376x442, 1661100654191897.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53548898 I'm about to take a rip if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:52:39 2023 No.53548915 File: 46 KB, 500x500, 1675370050328708.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cathie Wood just said on Bloomberg TV that ChatGPT is going to kill Google.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:53:03 2023 No.53548925 File: 88 KB, 792x594, 16117645.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53548908 dem jannies outcha doing work

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:53:05 2023 No.53548927 What happens if AAPL AMZN and GOOGL all surpass earnings?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:53:07 2023 No.53548928 I went long on AMZN with a x20 leverage. Will i make it?

Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:53:39 2023 No.53548933
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>>53548915
On one hand, the conversational nature will help absolute retards navigate search engines. On the other, how will they (I assume Microsoft) monetize the answers?

Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:53:58 2023 No.53548938
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*flick*
>Alexa pull up GOOGL, AMZN and APPL on my array of refurbished 4:3 screens
>1 minute candles, heikin ashi, zoom way in
>margin my whole account between the three and market sell
>once AMZN and GOOGL reach down 10%, cover and all in market sell AAPL for the grand finale
>also, get mumu on a video chat sometime before 4

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:54:02 2023 No.53548940 I went short on AMZN with 20x leverage. Will I make it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:54:04 2023 No.53548941 >>53548915 ChatGPT confirmed going to 0

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:54:10 2023 No.53548943 >>53548915 Selling my neighbor's house and going all in on Google calls

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:54:19 2023 No.53548946 File: 3 KB, 224x250, 1675172208471404.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53548927 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:54:37 2023 No.53548953 >>53548927 Massive green until at least next quarter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:54:51 2023 No.53548957 >>53548940 you will make a noose probably

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:55:05 2023 No.53548959 >>53548940 you'll make something, either profit or debt

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:55:05 2023 No.53548958 >>53548927 The earth's core will implode

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:55:09 2023 No.53548962 >>53548933 Just hardcode it to include a shill paragraph in its answers. Ezpz

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:55:22 2023 No.53548963 >>53548927 Emergency Fed speech.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:55:41 2023 No.53548966 >>53548933 an enhanced version for businesses and selling the data they collect like windows 10/11

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:56:12 2023 No.53548972 >>53548963 >Chill wait music replaced with Black Betty

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:56:14 2023 No.53548973 five minnies to the bellies

Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:56:26 2023 No.53548976

If you are trading options right now do yourself a favor and watch both your current position and an opposite contract (ie same date same %itm/otm of puts & calls) their reactions to the event volatility today. You’ll learn a lot.

So if you have a SPY put expiring on Feb 17th at 405 strike, watch the SPY call expiring at the same day at the same 405 strike.

You'll learn a lot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:56:36 2023 No.53548979 yoloing into SQQQ right before close pray for me

>>	sage Thu Feb 2 20:56:58 2023 No.53548986 File: 8 KB, 275x183, 23-592095.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53548933 >help absolute retards navigate search engines and then there's guys like us boolean operators

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:57:20 2023 No.53548991 >>53548979 he's not gonna make it!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:57:32 2023 No.53548998 File: 62 KB, 500x520, Screen Shot 2023-02-02 at 2.56.41 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Welp looks like its OVER for you /biz/

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:57:36 2023 No.53549000 >massive tech layoffs >earnings are up Explain this,

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:57:51 2023 No.53549006 >>53548986 I’m more of a smooth operator myself

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:58:11 2023 No.53549011 >>53549000 turns out laying off women and indian engineers improves your business

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:58:34 2023 No.53549016 >>53549000 cutting fat, women out productivity in, profits up

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:58:58 2023 No.53549021 >>53549000 The jews

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:59:04 2023 No.53549025 >>53549000 >Wages cost money >The layoffs are good because most of those positions were adult day care

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:59:04 2023 No.53549024 so do all these companies announce earnings right at closing bell or what?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:59:16 2023 No.53549029 File: 1.48 MB, 1436x1674, 1638387799462.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] who ever said there were no refunds i'm feeling pretty refunded

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:59:22 2023 No.53549030 File: 1.47 MB, 1168x664, 1675214056829381.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The fuck is going on in the market and ITT?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:59:24 2023 No.53549031 File: 3.05 MB, 2723x1081, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How fucked is Michael Burry?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:59:36 2023 No.53549036 >>53548998 coming from this retard who spent 44 billion on twitter

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:59:37 2023 No.53549037 >>53549024 It’s after the bell

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 20:59:54 2023 No.53549041 >>53549000 Are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:00:00 2023 No.53549047 >>53549024 NIKE is on CPT

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:00:00 2023 No.53549046 >>53549000 they hired like crazy during covid everyone still has a net gain of employees

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:00:00 2023 No.53549045 File: 178 KB, 500x500, __sirius_azur_lane_drawn_by_seseren__sample-79dbc9fc115724a8caacfcba74d25f52.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:00:10 2023 No.53549052 File: 136 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20230202-125950_Fidelity.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DING DING DING

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:00:18 2023 No.53549054 >>53548649 Wirecard had little to do with Bafin or german regulators. Ernst and Young commited fraud together with Wirecard. Situation is more compareable with Enron.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:00:19 2023 No.53549055 Apple? More like crapple. Lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:00:20 2023 No.53549056 >>53549000 Companies are cutting all the coffee bars and tech bros and bullshit from their staff. Deff bullish

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:00:27 2023 No.53549057 >no wtfwt posts im scaerd

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:00:28 2023 No.53549058 let the fun begin

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:00:38 2023 No.53549060 >>53549031 Verry fucked

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:00:38 2023 No.53549061 >>53549031 he will have to sell his fake eye to me for half a share of S&P 500 >he immediately shorts it

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:00:47 2023 No.53549063 >>53549045 +1.20% shit's cozy and it's snowing outside

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:00:49 2023 No.53549064 A TECHNOLOGY EARNINGS MISS JUST FLEW OVER MY APARTMENT!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:00:58 2023 No.53549068 welp i dont even want to see what happens, ill just check my brokerage account at 6:30 in the morning

Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:01:24 2023 No.53549071

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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:01:30 2023 No.53549073 >>53549045 I made 85k today

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:01:42 2023 No.53549078 File: 346 KB, 470x741, 1669836917850827.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549045 +3.16%. Not to shabby.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:01:45 2023 No.53549080 apple is always later, right ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:01:49 2023 No.53549081 >>53549031 More fucked than my hands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:01:50 2023 No.53549083 >>53549068 you sound like a p*ssy that don't even smoke crack

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:02:00 2023 No.53549088 >>53549073 post positions or fuckoff

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:02:05 2023 No.53549091 >>53549073 No way

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:02:17 2023 No.53549097 >>53549073 Nice! I made 85. $85.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:02:29 2023 No.53549104 File: 3.17 MB, 3967x5978, f4o6agg5sgea1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really need to make it, I dont want to live in pic related anymore. yet I lost money on all my trades. Im going insane

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:02:33 2023 No.53549106 QCOM beat EPS, slightly missed sales, guidance a bit under estimate seems priced in though!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:02:46 2023 No.53549108 >>53549036 He margined up 44 bil right into rate hikes to buy a company now worth ~10 bil. He knows what he's talking about.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:02:55 2023 No.53549110 File: 2.80 MB, 3000x1996, 12341234123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549073 w-what the fuck who are you bro

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:02:55 2023 No.53549109 What happens if AAPL AMZN and GOOGL all miss earnings?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:02:59 2023 No.53549112 File: 106 KB, 350x350, 1674637817770236.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549045 Up 10% and holding fuck bobo's. I rearranged my portfolio today and invested in my own company today. No fear.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:03:01 2023 No.53549113 >>53549083 stop it D

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:03:17 2023 No.53549117 File: 40 KB, 629x354, C0468E49-A7CC-41A3-8B68-0345A7297910.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] gentleman I hope you hold amazon because I seen in a dream daddy bezos announces a stock buy back and we pump like meta

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:03:20 2023 No.53549119 Amazon.com (AMZN) 0.03 / 0.17 149.2B / 145.64B

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:03:38 2023 No.53549122 >>53549109 Nothing, since they will be doing buy backs and sending the market into orbit either way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:03:53 2023 No.53549125 File: 3.73 MB, 4624x3468, 20230202_191709.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549045 >+12%

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:03:53 2023 No.53549124 >>53548991 I'm in the green so far! Got in at $33.08/share LETS GOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:03:57 2023 No.53549126 >>53549104 Wew lad that place smells like jellied meat, I can tell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:04:02 2023 No.53549127 When is it time to buy a house? Gf and I have 300k and we're still priced the fuck out

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:04:02 2023 No.53549128 >>53549088 All in tqqq/tsla/link

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:04:13 2023 No.53549131 File: 182 KB, 348x350, 1670290514291259.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >AMAZON GOOGLE AND APPLE ALL BEAT EARNINGS HAHAHAHAHA BOBOS?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:04:18 2023 No.53549133 File: 693 KB, 1572x3267, FnyEbB9aAAAejPh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] POST AAPL AMZN GOOG RESULTS I CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE TOO MUCH SUSPENSE

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:04:18 2023 No.53549134 christ that one minute amazon candle

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:04:19 2023 No.53549135 File: 190 KB, 1400x1400, GettyImages_813884326.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549117 Oh I bought that dip last few months you magnificent trannyfucker.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:04:33 2023 No.53549136 File: 229 KB, 1920x1080, 2304-125831945136813.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549104 >commieblock has more sovl than anything built in the last 40 years

Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:04:34 2023 No.53549137

Daily reminder that:
VIX 17
Rates nearly 5%
Multiple extra rate hikes coming (yes, MULTIPLE)
Debt at insane levels
Inverted yield curve (multiple curves actually)
Tight labor market (upward wage pressure, opposite of what Fed wants)
Mean reversion

This means there is no soft landing

Mumus are delusional and are going to get heemed and will ignore every single warning like this one because the euphoria is so strong

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:04:35 2023 No.53549138 File: 5 KB, 250x232, GigaJUST.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549119 >AWS: $21.38 billion, estimated $21.76 billion

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:05:08 2023 No.53549144 File: 15 KB, 406x400, 1673849955384254.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >SELL LMFAO UHH DOES HE GO TO JAIL NOW?!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:05:09 2023 No.53549145 >>53549137 One big nothing burger

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:05:14 2023 No.53549146 Amazon missed, Google is pretty much spot on Apple results in 25 minutes

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:05:16 2023 No.53549147 Alphabet A (GOOGL) 1.05 / 1.18 76.05B / 76.07B

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:05:18 2023 No.53549149 >>53548803 oh yeah? well i made my annual salary and lost it in 1 month, beat that retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:05:20 2023 No.53549150 File: 544 KB, 4000x2672, 1674154723585087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549104 What euro shithole is this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:05:21 2023 No.53549151 well how are the big tech earning looking?

Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:05:21 2023 No.53549152
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>>53549045
>XLB: -0.29%
>XLC: 6.51%
>XLE: -2.27%
>XLF: 0.3%
>XLI: 0.79%
>XLK: 2.71%
>XLP: -0.86%
>XLRE: 2.25%
>XLU: 0.2%
>XLV: -0.69%
>XLY: 2.97%

>Me: 2.43%
>YTD: -3.92%

How could anyone compete with that META bullshit though?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:05:24 2023 No.53549154 >>53549127 gotta wait for the vaxxie mass die off then you can take your pick and just move in. might need to clear out a few bodies though, so bring frebreeze

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:05:55 2023 No.53549160 File: 6 KB, 283x68, Screenshot 2023-02-02 130345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549134 It made me look AMZNing for a second.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:06:15 2023 No.53549163 File: 1.91 MB, 464x825, 1653679274035.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549045 +1.41%, up 16% YTD

Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:06:17 2023 No.53549165

>>53549137
>VIX 17
means nothing
>Rates nearly 5%
economy clearly strong enough to handle
>Multiple extra rate hikes coming (yes, MULTIPLE)
federal funds futures disagrees
>Debt at insane levels
always has been
>Inverted yield curve (multiple curves actually)
meaningless indicator
>Tight labor market (upward wage pressure, opposite of what Fed wants)
inflation still coming down strongly despite this
>Mean reversion
meaningless
try again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:06:21 2023 No.53549169 >>53549154 >touching a dead vaxxtard no thanks!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:06:21 2023 No.53549168 File: 21 KB, 640x360, e92d36cf2c4cac445eccc9536eb6a5d3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549127 >Gf and I have 300k How is that split?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:06:27 2023 No.53549175 File: 43 KB, 466x617, The F in the chat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549052

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:06:36 2023 No.53549180 File: 667 KB, 1000x1000, 1661441205599754.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >AMZN

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:07:04 2023 No.53549185 >>53549160 >almost halfway through to seven figure purgatory damn anon, nice!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:07:09 2023 No.53549187 File: 177 KB, 1093x911, 29038520938.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549163 DO YOU THINK THAT I COULD GET SOME JIGGY JIGGY MAYBE GET A LITTLE FINGER STICKY STICKY

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:07:22 2023 No.53549191 Applechads....it's up to us

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:07:22 2023 No.53549192 Amazon beat estimates

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:07:28 2023 No.53549193 >>53549180 its down 3.5%

Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:07:29 2023 No.53549194
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:07:34 2023 No.53549197 How could GOOGL ever miss? That fucking Indian Jew prints money.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:07:38 2023 No.53549199 >>53549168 Gf 30 Me 270 Separate accounts

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:07:38 2023 No.53549200 >>53549168 he means his gf has 300k and at least one simp

Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:07:39 2023 No.53549201

>>53549165
Reminder that:
VIX 17
Rates nearly 5%
Multiple extra rate hikes coming (yes, MULTIPLE)
Debt at insane levels
Inverted yield curve (multiple curves actually)
Tight labor market (upward wage pressure, opposite of what Fed wants)
Mean reversion

This means there is no soft landing

Mumus are delusional and are going to get heemed and will ignore every single warning like this one because the euphoria is so strong

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:07:39 2023 No.53549202 File: 366 KB, 1000x1000, 1672859486528715.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53548938 >Alexa, stay the course

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:07:48 2023 No.53549205 >>53549185 One day someone will make my tendies for me

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:07:50 2023 No.53549207 >>53549193 good

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:07:52 2023 No.53549208 File: 51 KB, 660x382, dividends-monopoly-man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:07:58 2023 No.53549210 >AMZN and GOOG dumping ???

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:08:17 2023 No.53549220 you mean to tell me the girls tiktoking themselves drinking lattes at faang all day lost the companies billions?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:08:23 2023 No.53549224 File: 2.39 MB, 576x1024, 1672466300056790.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549163 god I love latinas how much do I need to survive in south america?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:08:27 2023 No.53549226 >>53549210 >MISSSSSSSSSS

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:08:29 2023 No.53549227 Cramer fucking won

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:08:35 2023 No.53549228 REEEEEEE QUICK BEZOS ANNOUNCE A STOCK BUY BACK PLZ

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:08:45 2023 No.53549231 File: 1.96 MB, 662x480, 1668744088620990.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:08:59 2023 No.53549234 Alexa, give me my SQQQ losses back

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:09:06 2023 No.53549236 >>53549210 lmao clown market is funny as fuck meta has shit earnings? 25% pump amzn beat? down 6% HAHA

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:09:16 2023 No.53549240 >>53549210 Do you know what earnings are?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:09:17 2023 No.53549241 File: 400 KB, 466x503, 1661810662240232.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549199 Oof she's going to take you to the cleaners.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:09:25 2023 No.53549242 >>53549224 You need to beat 80% inflation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:09:29 2023 No.53549246 >>53549228 Sorry, he needs to spend all his extra cash on his gay rocket

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:09:29 2023 No.53549245 File: 94 KB, 670x641, 1673447457879080.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BEZOS SAMAAAAAAA SAVE MY CALLSSSSS

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:09:35 2023 No.53549250 and so begins another turning of the crab market life cycle

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:09:40 2023 No.53549251 >AMZN >GOOG MUMUTARDS YOU DUMB RETARDS THIS WILL BE A BLOODBATH TOMORROW

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:09:47 2023 No.53549253 >>53549236 lmfao so sick of this nigger market. its so fucked

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:09:47 2023 No.53549252 File: 96 KB, 632x633, 1632843560791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >It's a rugpull Who could've possibly seen this coming...?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:09:49 2023 No.53549255 >>53549165 >Debt at insane levels >always has been No but for real, if you're dismissing the toxic mix of historically high rates and high debt levels, then you're a special kind of dumb

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:09:57 2023 No.53549258 stocks fucking suck the only way to make it with very low capital is from crypto im deleting td ameritrade and robinhood

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:10:13 2023 No.53549263 Amazon was expected to have the worst earnings since the dotcom crisis and they still missed? Umm, mumu?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:10:15 2023 No.53549264 Why isnt the market doing anything?????

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:10:21 2023 No.53549267 File: 536 KB, 756x890, 1610487102547 down.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OOOOUUUTTTAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa.......

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:10:25 2023 No.53549269 If you really have AMZN calls you deserve this and more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:10:41 2023 No.53549272 File: 97 KB, 1810x1062, insta rug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is this pattern called?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:10:54 2023 No.53549274 >he didn't sell before the bell oh dear oh dear, hope you sell quick tomorrow morning and mitigate some of your losses

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:11:02 2023 No.53549277 >>53549241 Listen to this anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:11:12 2023 No.53549279 Amazon beat, Google didn't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:11:13 2023 No.53549280 ooof

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:11:19 2023 No.53549282 >>53549272 The Amazon river has killed many people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:11:21 2023 No.53549283 Are crypto stocks back? Perhaps we will see RIOT and MARA make some solid gains again.

Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:11:26 2023 No.53549285
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>>53549236
Gotta love positioning. Ppl too bearish pre-Powell & META, now too bullish post-META

Just inverse the herd and you too can TIME THE MARKET BABY!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:11:31 2023 No.53549289 >>53549272 The Thelma and Louise

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:11:37 2023 No.53549291 >>53549274 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BULLFAGGOTS GETTING HEEEEEMED

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:11:38 2023 No.53549292 File: 1.24 MB, 4174x3634, 1631647356612.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:11:40 2023 No.53549293 Mumus btfo https://twitter.com/PeterSchiff/status/1621253299411222528

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:11:42 2023 No.53549294 File: 157 KB, 848x631, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549201 dude who pioneered the use of the yield curve indicator disagrees lmao

Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:11:47 2023 No.53549296

>>53548832
Always has been.
>>53548854
To rape your anus? Your anus begins to heal? Be more specific.
>>53548914
Maaark, can you stop larping as a blonde chick?
>>53548938
>using anything other than real-time
ngmi
>>53548998
But Elon, they are always turbulent times for loans.
>>53549052
+1.15% due to losses against a put I gambled. Not a bad day.
>>53549255
>historically high
except that's the point of inflation currency, it's always higher. the end of this ride comes when everyone who is not an owner of a federal reserve derivative divvy, is either dead, slave, or nationalizes the FED.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:11:54 2023 No.53549298 >>53549272 Going all in on amzn tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:11:55 2023 No.53549299 >>53549264 >Why isnt the market doing anything????? because if it crabs i lose money on my straddle, simple as same thing as last cpi

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:12:07 2023 No.53549305 File: 23 KB, 480x360, lotgh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kek i sold so many calls on my long positions thanks for the free money pay piggies will close tomorrow for 50% profit, cheers

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:12:26 2023 No.53549308 >>53549283 bruh you missed out. Already sold my last lots of CLSK, SI and MARA today.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:12:39 2023 No.53549311 >>53549255 That was before MMT was developed, you see MMT states that debt is only a problem if we believe it is a problem. The problem is we do in fact believe it is a problem.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:13:03 2023 No.53549317 >>53549305 tomorrow is gonna open +3% screencap this

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:13:31 2023 No.53549327 >>53549277 How though? Girlfriend not wife. No kids. Separate accounts, separate everything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:13:40 2023 No.53549328 >>53549294 he says that each time it's about to work to trick retail

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:13:47 2023 No.53549332 >>53549317 COPE BULL FAGGOTS!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:14:09 2023 No.53549337 >>53549199 Youre fucked anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:14:11 2023 No.53549340 >>53549327 >retard has never heard of common law lol lmao even

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:14:22 2023 No.53549346 File: 32 KB, 656x527, d451d337a55aea2a2a486cc096f1b51a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549285 CUM score? What kinda tranny came up with that?

Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:14:22 2023 No.53549347
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>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that are slurping AMZN and GOOGL
Lol, lmao even.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:14:22 2023 No.53549345 >>53549317 >layoffs >pumps >misses earnings honestly at this point I wouldn't even be surprised in schizo market

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:14:26 2023 No.53549348 File: 345 KB, 750x528, 1673453367570754.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is that all you have bobo?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:14:34 2023 No.53549349 >>53549327 >living in a marriage like relationship

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:14:34 2023 No.53549350 File: 57 KB, 976x850, _91408619_55df76d5-2245-41c1-8031-07a4da3f313f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >all the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA posting >the large caps are still up 5% on the day, not even red

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:14:45 2023 No.53549355 told you not to get involved with that

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:14:51 2023 No.53549357 File: 148 KB, 419x419, 8976980780.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549045 - 1.01%

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:15:00 2023 No.53549360 >>53549345 thank you, finally someone who understands

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:15:10 2023 No.53549361 Tim Apple will single handedly redeem this AH session

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:15:15 2023 No.53549362 File: 213 KB, 1536x1587, 1660596194039469.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >AMZN bad >GOOG bad >SBUX bad now Tim Apple needs to scream nigger while announcing earnings and we're good

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:15:33 2023 No.53549368 >>53549355 i may have been hooked saw that meta movement and thought amzn would follow the crab has defeated me, i am beheemed

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:15:37 2023 No.53549369 >>53549346 probably some Roman faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:15:48 2023 No.53549373 >>53549350 Just wait untl AAPL misses and you're gonna see some shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:15:54 2023 No.53549377 File: 74 KB, 770x600, 1670172648872989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549350 And it will probably reverse by tomorrow. I've lost counts of -5% post-markets earnings, only to open the next day at -2%, only to end positive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:16:06 2023 No.53549379 >>53549346 What's your cum level?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:16:11 2023 No.53549381 >>53549362 Amazon beat though, dumb fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:16:32 2023 No.53549389 >>53549357 Well at least crude won't go into the 60s, oil baron.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:16:34 2023 No.53549390 >Amazon beat earnings >For the holiday season Shocker

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:16:41 2023 No.53549392 lmfao mms win again on amzn earnings. theta crushing both sides. sad market we are in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:16:44 2023 No.53549393 >>53549381 >-5% doesn't fucking matter if its rugging

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:16:46 2023 No.53549394 File: 86 KB, 1024x768, 1673992793550928.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What the absolute fuck is walmart doing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:16:50 2023 No.53549395 File: 629 KB, 480x270, 1671806165481900.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:17:00 2023 No.53549396 File: 200 KB, 1000x1000, 1674050450756793.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549348 Oh, there you are. See ya in 13 minutes!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:17:05 2023 No.53549397 File: 2.79 MB, 1080x1920, 319248253_538225611274408_6922717900382805354_n.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:17:12 2023 No.53549400 I bought QQQ puts so I like what im seeing with these earnings shidding and farding

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:17:15 2023 No.53549402 >Qualcomm missed >+3% positive afterhours AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:17:18 2023 No.53549404 Buy the Ford dip

Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:17:33 2023 No.53549410

>>53549311
Are you alright? You went from disagreeing with me to agreeing

>>53549294
Post the link, I don't trust anything I read from these jewish pilpul websites

>>53549296
>except that's the point of inflation currency,
Kek wtf are you talking about

I feel like Reddit is here today

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:17:34 2023 No.53549411 File: 187 KB, 1280x720, crabmas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549368 thanks for playing. God I love playing this crab between 3800-4200 Goldman Sachs Trading desks gonna make another ATH in profits this quarter on the goyim.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:17:36 2023 No.53549412 File: 49 KB, 896x913, 1675190927017532.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549395 >Open for 5 minutes >ZOMG ITS THE END OF CAPITALISM

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:17:48 2023 No.53549417 >>53549362 The apple board did recommend voting down all gender, race & other eco type share holder proposals. Kinda makes you laugh when in public they larp that shit none stop behind the scenes its one big nope

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:17:59 2023 No.53549420 File: 246 KB, 248x349, .png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] glad to see ford eating shit after earnings, mostly because my buddy wouldn't stop talking about it

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:18:08 2023 No.53549424 File: 3.23 MB, 390x218, 1634002773300.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] EVERYONE IS GETTING RAPED

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:18:13 2023 No.53549427 this confirms to me that we are already in a recession and next gdp reading wil reflect that. Probably bullish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:18:14 2023 No.53549428 All this false bobo hope and cope posting. It's hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:18:26 2023 No.53549432 File: 499 KB, 512x491, 7AE1736F-F7A5-4071-8AA8-EA3F13A51EBD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] amazon now down $5 after hours. all my gains gone plz bobo mercy

Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:18:48 2023 No.53549443
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Just one dummy opinion. I'm easing out of everything except materials and mining (Uranium heavy).

So many fundamental reasons to. The biggest for me is the US money supply is contracting. Savings are below pre-pandemic times. From my perspective, we aren't going to stick the soft landing. It's the 'return to normal' on the meme chart.

Parking cash into 4.8% yield high interest savings etf.

Feels comfy. I want other anons to be comfy too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:18:56 2023 No.53549445 >>53549432 lmfao rigged nigger bullshit only moved 5$

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:19:02 2023 No.53549446 >>53549402 They're fucking with us, aren't they?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:19:03 2023 No.53549447 you now remember the $1M vix 140 calls in march

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:19:06 2023 No.53549451 >>53549432 BULLS VIL BURN.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:19:06 2023 No.53549450 File: 110 KB, 507x507, 1672136322321787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >bell >futures instantly plunge

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:19:43 2023 No.53549458 File: 39 KB, 200x164, pepe-mouse-pink.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] STOP REDEEMING AAAAAAH I BOUGHT THE TOP AGAIN NOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:19:46 2023 No.53549459 File: 364 KB, 1000x1000, 1675205800706960.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549432

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:19:57 2023 No.53549461 >>53549411 >goyim bro where do you think you are? this general reeks of matza and geviltefish

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:20:01 2023 No.53549462 >>53549045 +3% I’ll take it

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:20:03 2023 No.53549463 >>53549451 You have to be 18 or older to post on this website.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:20:23 2023 No.53549472 File: 84 KB, 560x448, bobo-laughing-chart-going-down.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:20:36 2023 No.53549476 >>53549417 The board is there to look after shareholder’s best interest, so they are just doing their job?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:20:36 2023 No.53549477 File: 96 KB, 1011x1024, 1665294801882327.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549432 we haven't even started

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:21:09 2023 No.53549484 why is aapl still not out

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:21:19 2023 No.53549486 File: 155 KB, 828x432, 85C2869E-57E1-4E16-B789-A30B4E82042F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549340 Lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:21:20 2023 No.53549487 >>53549345 I do believe this is exactly what was said from 2018-2020. They called it Clown. Bad news = Good, because FED won't raise rates, so market go up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:21:28 2023 No.53549489 nigger market DIE

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:21:36 2023 No.53549493 >>53549484 9 min.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:21:36 2023 No.53549492 >>53549432 >>53549472 >>53549459 >>53549477 This is all one homosexual.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:21:47 2023 No.53549497 File: 282 KB, 640x360, 2023-01-31 16_24_26-Greenshot_low_res.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549461 the worship of khazar milkers says otherwise. Maybe y'all just ChatGPT trannies

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:21:48 2023 No.53549498 File: 43 KB, 976x549, _91409212_55df76d5-2245-41c1-8031-07a4da3f313f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >google selling off on good earnings and no news Retarded shit

Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:21:58 2023 No.53549499

>>53549417
same with their green shit
>we removed charging bricks from our phones to save the environment promise!
actually saves millions if not billions annually, also shrinks package size considerably to save when shipping containers of phones from Singapore to San Fran. ALso has lockout features on laptops so if stolen they become bricks of metal and battery acid that are now of no use and throw straight into landfill.
>please ignore all that! here's a new LGBTQ+3s pride flag emoji!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:22:03 2023 No.53549501 File: 239 KB, 512x512, bobo-red-candle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549477

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:22:29 2023 No.53549504 File: 178 KB, 700x605, 1671200424895905.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Press F for F.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:22:42 2023 No.53549507 >>53549498 The better you do as a company the less welfare you get from the state

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:22:45 2023 No.53549510 >>53549498 I think GOOG has massive information advantage in the AI race so im still bullish on GOOG long term

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:23:36 2023 No.53549521 >>53549272 Bulls getting pegged

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:24:01 2023 No.53549525 >>53549498 They missed

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:24:15 2023 No.53549528 I'm going to slurp Amazon and Google tomorrow, bullish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:24:26 2023 No.53549534 >>53549499 >ALso has lockout features on laptops so if stolen they become bricks of metal and battery acid that are now of no use and throw straight into landfill. That's actually necessary in today's America though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:24:34 2023 No.53549535 Apologize to Burry right now you stupid faggots

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:25:04 2023 No.53549543 Bears getting a little too cocky I'm feeling crabby

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:25:11 2023 No.53549544 File: 26 KB, 496x320, bobo-makes-call.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Of course there are no do overs, goy. Back to the wage cage you go. No el refundos, el goyo

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:25:12 2023 No.53549545 >>53549525 They literally beat adjusted for disinflation

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:25:16 2023 No.53549548 >>53549525 They made 76 billion dollars you schizo bobo cocksucker.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:25:30 2023 No.53549552 File: 43 KB, 650x650, 1657884228172.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549528 keep on slurping after all we need some exit liquidity

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:25:35 2023 No.53549554 We'll open in the green, faggot bears

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:25:41 2023 No.53549557 >>53549535 >>53549535 I'll apologize if we sink to new lows, otherwise he eat my ass

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:25:48 2023 No.53549560 >>53549535 i fucking knew with all the retards talking shit to him it was going to come back in our faces

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:26:28 2023 No.53549570 File: 1016 KB, 500x700, 1408126899310.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549535 we're still at 3:20pm prices

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:26:37 2023 No.53549573 When do I slurp?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:26:51 2023 No.53549579 fucking fell asleep before the markets closed for the day but at least it closed green. first such day of the week

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:27:09 2023 No.53549582 lmfao amzn theta crush ghahahhahahaha

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:27:18 2023 No.53549584 >>53549570 Is kangaroo meat tasty?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:27:20 2023 No.53549586 File: 45 KB, 1193x964, 1641877989164.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549543 always be a crab... always

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:27:48 2023 No.53549594 >>53549573 2025

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:28:08 2023 No.53549596 File: 90 KB, 431x682, 1663648356829.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 4300 is next. Bobos tongue my anus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:28:09 2023 No.53549597 File: 323 KB, 1920x1080, 1675284188211513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >all this bobo copium

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:28:12 2023 No.53549598 >>53549584 it's alright kinda like buffalo

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:28:24 2023 No.53549603 >>53549570 Give it a few hours to stew.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:28:31 2023 No.53549606 File: 500 KB, 1200x1136, 1674141357685135.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I got heemed so hard its insane

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:28:36 2023 No.53549609 File: 2 KB, 152x37, 1669060706697.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] thoughts about my new bags? shit went up over 5% the same day

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:28:37 2023 No.53549610 >>53549573 after q2 earnings, maybe even q3

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:28:38 2023 No.53549611 >>53549582 >lmfao amzn theta crush lmao dirty rotten tricksters, the only move is to inverse the majority anymore

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:28:45 2023 No.53549614 >>53548668 Hows the HEEMING feel bulls?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:29:01 2023 No.53549618 OK, green or red Apple?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:29:14 2023 No.53549624 >>53549584 no it's gamey and also super iron-ish if you want to prepare it MAKE SURE you marinate it well orr stew it

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:29:31 2023 No.53549628 i didnt long the vix :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:29:31 2023 No.53549629 >>53549618 Red but not as red as the bears think

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:29:37 2023 No.53549630 >>53549618 Green Apple

Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:29:44 2023 No.53549636
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ALLAHU AKBAR
DEATH TO APPLE
>ALLAHU AKBAR
>DEATH TO APPLE
ALLAHU AKBAR
DEATH TO APPLE
>ALLAHU AKBAR
>DEATH TO APPLE
ALLAHU AKBAR
DEATH TO APPLE
>ALLAHU AKBAR
>DEATH TO APPLE

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:29:45 2023 No.53549637 >>53549618 ofc red retail is dead

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:29:51 2023 No.53549639 >>53549614 What heeming lol? Didn't even wipe todays gains.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:29:55 2023 No.53549640 File: 10 KB, 188x250, bobo-red-explosion-inside.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549618

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:29:56 2023 No.53549641 >>53549031 he's done nobody will ever take him srsly ever again he's a meme for life

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:30:04 2023 No.53549642 Slurped that amazon dip. We are going parabolic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:30:05 2023 No.53549643 File: 632 KB, 1013x1008, 1665130247363534.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >AAPL AAPL >AAPL AAPL >AAPL AAPL >AAPL AAPL

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:30:11 2023 No.53549644 >>53549618 roll for red

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:30:30 2023 No.53549649 >>53549618 Red as shit. It's over. Bobo was right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:30:32 2023 No.53549652 Ding ding ding ding I don't how anyone else did.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:30:41 2023 No.53549655 File: 565 KB, 1175x1000, 1666900979059608.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:30:49 2023 No.53549657 uh oh..

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:30:58 2023 No.53549658 Apple (AAPL) 1.88 / 1.94 117.2B / 121.88B

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:31:02 2023 No.53549659 >>53549611 >the only move is to inverse the majority anymore yup, everyone, EVERYONE thought apple was going up

Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:31:08 2023 No.53549660
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> AAPL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:31:16 2023 No.53549662 File: 258 KB, 677x674, 1674221503786360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IT'S FINALLY TIME MUMUSHITS

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:31:23 2023 No.53549666 >>53549618 red green are sour as shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:31:30 2023 No.53549669 File: 611 KB, 680x673, 1671977412775733.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I THINK THAT AAPL SUCKS

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:31:35 2023 No.53549672 Scheisse...

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:31:37 2023 No.53549673 OH NO NO ITODDLERS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:31:38 2023 No.53549674 ITS OVER

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:31:39 2023 No.53549675 File: 112 KB, 420x307, 1663033981200893 Bobo Caesar.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED MUMU SHITS

Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:31:43 2023 No.53549677

>>53549618
>>53549637
Blood red but I slurped. You guys are stupid we've been green for days, it's only up from here since we were in a bear market for 280 days. We bottomed in october. You would know this if you were smart like me and went back to school for an economics degree.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:31:52 2023 No.53549684 File: 31 KB, 423x439, c08.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:31:55 2023 No.53549685 >>53549660 HEEEMING BULLS....KEEP HEEEEEEMING THE BULLS.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:31:56 2023 No.53549686 Thanks for the Apple cheapies you overreacting retards! This will fully reverse by open

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:32:01 2023 No.53549688 APPLE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:32:01 2023 No.53549689 SQQQ bros, it is our time

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:32:21 2023 No.53549696 It's over...

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:32:36 2023 No.53549699 lol apple

Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:32:37 2023 No.53549700

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:32:59 2023 No.53549706 >>53549675 >>53549684 >>53549662 BASED BOBROS. SLAUGHTER ALL BULLS TRYING TO RETREAT. NO SURVIVORS. THIS DAY IS A DAY TAKEN BY BEARS!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:33:00 2023 No.53549707 no fucking way

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:33:04 2023 No.53549708 File: 92 KB, 664x690, 1658944989486470.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PULL UP PULL UP!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:33:10 2023 No.53549712 I almost bought a new iphone around christmas but then I realized my iphone 11 works just fine, just has a small crack in the screen

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:33:15 2023 No.53549715 >>53549535 Burry was wrong though? Amazon isn't even that important. The market is pumping because Powell said that inflation was down and he would cut rates next year. It's over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:33:15 2023 No.53549714 SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPP THANK YOU!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:33:20 2023 No.53549716 File: 1.08 MB, 830x738, 635.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm ruined

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:33:25 2023 No.53549717 AAPL bros how could this happen to us

Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:33:36 2023 No.53549720
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>AAPL
no thanks, I'll hold my ALPP
>+15% today
>havent even released their earnings yet
>institutions loading up their bags
>best fastest charging solid state marine and car batteries on the market
We got a lot of room for greening baby

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:33:39 2023 No.53549722 My fucking calls

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:33:40 2023 No.53549724 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:34:07 2023 No.53549730 File: 395 KB, 1646x1414, 1673357676765088.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SELL ALL!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:34:25 2023 No.53549736 File: 545 KB, 1170x1133, IMG_0451.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] went all in at 1:59 today did I buy the top again guys

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:34:31 2023 No.53549739 So glad I sat on the sidelines for this shit show

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:34:41 2023 No.53549746 I FUCKING TOLD YOU THE NUMBER 14 IS BAD LUCK IN CHINA, ELEVATORS SKIP THE NUMBER 14 IN CHINA, THEY HATE THAT NUMBER THERE. APPLE SHOULD HAVE SKIPPED IPHONE 14 AND GONE STRAIGHT TO 15.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:34:41 2023 No.53549745 File: 581 KB, 828x792, FA46506F-BE74-4B7A-8565-E69CA6442292.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549163 I may have fucked her years ago. Might have been her cousin, Griselda.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:34:52 2023 No.53549750 File: 9 KB, 250x249, 1652103448343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkX2NAKFM5Q

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:34:54 2023 No.53549751 >>53549736 kek retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:35:01 2023 No.53549753 File: 216 KB, 555x598, 1668536499869177.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sssssssSSSSIIIIIIPPPPPPP

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:35:32 2023 No.53549763 File: 14 KB, 633x758, 1F9F58AE-21ED-4DD0-A7E9-1D84A838A69D.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ITS A SEA OF RED IM DROWNING OVER HERE

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:35:54 2023 No.53549767 File: 65 KB, 426x500, bobo-lays-crying-mumu-to-rest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And just like that...

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:36:14 2023 No.53549774 File: 438 KB, 1080x2400, Screenshot_20230202-223352_Webull.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53548803 Congrats I made a poor person's salary in one month about 30k.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:36:42 2023 No.53549775 im confused are idiot nigger bobos thinking they are good becase 1% pullback? lmfao

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:37:06 2023 No.53549780 >>53549720 i put most of my money to a chain store that sells food and other essentials. it was very undervalued for what it is and already green but will still get much greener and pay divvy too

Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:37:23 2023 No.53549787

At least they sold more ipads than expected

$AAPL Apple:
- Q1 iPad Revenue $9.40b, Est. $7.78b
- Q1 Mac Revenue $7.74b, Est. $9.72b
- Q1 Pad Revenue $9.40b, Est. $7.78b
- Q1 Greater China Rev. $23.91b, Est. $21.8b
- Q1 Wearables, Home & Accessories $13.48b, Est. $15.32b

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:37:26 2023 No.53549788 >>53549669 I actually like my used AAPL phone I got off ebay

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:37:41 2023 No.53549797 >>53549775 1.2%

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:38:00 2023 No.53549802 >>53549797 hahaahahahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:38:10 2023 No.53549803 >>53549712 I got a new iPhone a couple months ago. Have no idea what model it is. It's large, heavy, and pretty useless, but 100% than the POS 'pixel' it is replacing. Apple sucks balls, but Google licks them after they're covered in poop.

Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:38:15 2023 No.53549804
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>first AAPL miss since 2016
That just gives me even more conviction that this entire market is in a similar state to just before the reflation meltup after trump won.
4700 SPX is the target.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:38:23 2023 No.53549807 >>53549775 It’s 437 and the SPY is down 1%. Wait for futures to reopen. Then jobs numbers tomorrow morning. Then tomorrow full day It’s gonna be a limit down

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:38:29 2023 No.53549809 >>53549716 you say that every day

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:38:49 2023 No.53549811 File: 349 KB, 1000x1000, 1671720291214126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Might as well get the apology line started, make it quick and sincere.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:39:18 2023 No.53549823 >>53549811 How down are you so far this year

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:39:24 2023 No.53549829 >>53549807 Everyones going to buy the dip, you'll never see another limit down day. Tomorrow will probably be green.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:39:56 2023 No.53549834 File: 80 KB, 1200x900, jonah.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549811 sorry, homo

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:40:12 2023 No.53549837 >>53549787 do they even do buybacks or is this bitcoin tier money in money out gambling?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:40:26 2023 No.53549841 kek such bullshit nobody even wants to bake can we finally have this be the final /smg/, we've suffered enough

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:41:03 2023 No.53549852 >>53549603 This is way better returns than AMD made.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:41:10 2023 No.53549853 File: 16 KB, 400x264, 1663899882511476.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >NVDA selling off too

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:41:14 2023 No.53549854 It’s actually more fun being a bobo

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:41:15 2023 No.53549855 harbnigger finna shit up the thread tonight

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:41:32 2023 No.53549859 >>53549807 Futures close for the hour break in 19 minutes nigger

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:41:32 2023 No.53549860 >>53549841 /smg/ should be pinned daily

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:41:49 2023 No.53549867 >>53549858 >>53549858 >>53549858

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:41:56 2023 No.53549870 >>53549855 just filer namefags

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:42:17 2023 No.53549879 new >>53549858 >>53549858 >>53549858

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:43:00 2023 No.53549894 >>53549787 Halp I'm dumb, what's the iPhone line here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:43:10 2023 No.53549899 File: 47 KB, 1280x1106, 1670508818597937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549823 Breakeven should be roughly around 3800

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:44:02 2023 No.53549916 >>53549807 lmfao reddit spacing checks out. why are all you faggots over there permabears?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:45:46 2023 No.53549949 The tech apocalypse continues. Hope you didn't go all-in TQQQ, folks!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:46:17 2023 No.53549963 File: 174 KB, 1280x1106, 1675374190206799.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53549899 on the SPX

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:47:50 2023 No.53549992 >>53549804 That doesnt seem very logical

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:51:33 2023 No.53550059 >>53549722 Mine are still up :) I didn't go that hard on it though

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:54:20 2023 No.53550100 >>53549804 This is undoubtedly the most insanely retarded statement every posted to this board

Anonymous Thu Feb 2 22:10:06 2023 No.53550322

>>53550100
Why?
It should be painfully obvious to everyone that this quarter was 'kitchen sink' time, which means it's time to be a dip buyer in time for next Q's 'stunning reversal'.
JPow will probably have to take a gigantic crap on oil, gold & crypto, but those fed fuckers live to crap on random asset classes. Another buying opportunity for those with bottomless pockets.

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