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>> No.53543150

I'll just say it
If you're a bobo you're dumb and poor lol

>> No.53543151
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*delivers the softest of landings
*starts the next golden eternal bull

APOLOGIZE

>> No.53543154
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First for Tony bros

>> No.53543158
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53543158

lol lmao

>> No.53543160

What‘s our play on Google, Apple and Amazon earnings today?

>> No.53543163

buy palantir and c3 ai.. anon do I need to explain to you that ai is the next assembly line or do you just hate money

>> No.53543164
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:^)

>> No.53543166
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>> No.53543167
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>look outside the window
>feel the air
>yup I'm shorting NATGAS

>> No.53543169

>>53543133
Coinbase is 77 dollaroonos sers

>> No.53543173

powell gutted bobo's like a fish

>> No.53543177

I guess the fine Jewish people love QQQ

>> No.53543178

>>53543160
I have some GOOG calls I dunno what to do bro

>> No.53543180

>>53543160
buy literally any tech company
take loans and buy everything and anything at any price
take margins on bank loans

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>>53543133
if you wanted to bake that bad jannie you could have just asked

>> No.53543185
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>> No.53543186
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53543186

It's wild how this shit just absolutely tears off.

>> No.53543193

Is this the time to load up the truck with 3OIL? Because it looks like it to me. Feels like they're giving it away at this point.

>> No.53543196
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53543196

Im all in cash

>> No.53543207

Bobo is ______ and ________.

>> No.53543210

>>53543167
KOLD gained 20% in the last 5 days

>> No.53543211

>>53543186
decent movie.
the bus was real.

>> No.53543212

This feels like an exact repeat of 2019 winter after the 2018 fall rate hikes.
We all know what happened after 2019.

>> No.53543214

>>53543186
3 > 1 > 2

>> No.53543218

>>53543207
gay
retarded

>> No.53543219
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53543221
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53543221

So wait... is it actually as simple as that? Just buy "overvalued" tech stocks or meme stocks when gigadump like Tesla, Nvidia, and AMD, and just wait few months and sell for 100% profit. Rinse and repeat. That seems just a bit too on the nose, don't you guys think?

>> No.53543223

>>53543207
>dead
>burried

>> No.53543224

>>53543207
>Buckbroken
>destitute

>> No.53543225

all in on ETSY boys

>> No.53543228
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53543228

STOP
FUCKING
BUYING

>> No.53543230

>>53543214
kek

>> No.53543232

>>53543207
not wrong and just early

>> No.53543236
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>> No.53543241 [DELETED] 
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GME short squeeze about to happen redditors!

>> No.53543243

>>53543221
You're mom is on the nose you fucking fag

>> No.53543245

>>53543164
Another one bites the dust

>> No.53543247
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>>53543158
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMijjpyQhqI
>Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou 2004
You're welcome, fellow Anon.

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>>53543228

>> No.53543249

>week of no movement
>suddenly lots of 5-10% greens
wtf happened today?

>> No.53543251

>>53543232
Micheal, I'm going to ask you to stop posting for a bit and think about what you have done.

>> No.53543254

>>53543133
SELL

>> No.53543265

>>53543249
JPow capitulated

>> No.53543270
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>>53543249
The great Pivot prophesied 1000 years ago happened

>> No.53543271

>>53543249
i had sold some naked calls to pay for deli turkey. the market gods didn't appreciate my attempt to escape deli inflation and are now punishing me

>> No.53543274

>>53543164
They really never learn

>> No.53543276

>>53543249
The bottom passed. It's all up from here.

>> No.53543275

Carvana is a sub prime loan company. Not a car company.

>> No.53543279

Did the 200 dma and 50 dma on spy cross? Looks like it using marketwatches chart stuff. It really is over.

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>>53543270
>February 2022 was 1000 years ago

>> No.53543285

We might have just gearshifted into 2021 or 2019 mode now that we are talking about freaking disinflation. If you haven’t made it, you are fucked

>> No.53543287

>>53543221
That’s a badass Pepe

>> No.53543288

COIN to 80

>> No.53543289

>>53543133
Dont forget to buy COIN before 3 digits

>> No.53543297
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53543297

Aren't they supposed to halt things when they giga pump like this? Where are the circuit breakers Bobo protection team?

>> No.53543306
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>> No.53543309

INTC doubters?
your response?

>> No.53543311
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>>53543196
Cash IS a position.

>> No.53543318

>>53543221
You can't predict the bottom easily. The real trick is to buy when they're rising and sell when they're not.

>> No.53543329

I bought sqqq way too early. I am now feeling the pain

>> No.53543334
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>>53543297
The only circuit breakers bobo gets are when they fry his faggot ass in the electric chair for extreme homosexuality and faggotness

>> No.53543336

>>53543249
Mom said it was Mumu's turn to play with the PS2

>> No.53543348
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53543348

/tv/ in the house this morning.

>> No.53543352

>infinity QE levels of euphoria
>with interest rates this high
>with several years of sticky inflation this high
>with this macroeconomy
What's going to break first?

>> No.53543355

>>53543196
Ray Dalio believes this is a good move rn.

>> No.53543358
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53543358

I'm thinking about buying AIG and selling in 2 weeks after earnings. Now its low thanks to its retarded CFO.
Thoughts?

>> No.53543363

>>53543318
Ok, assuming you miss the bottom by 10-15%, that's still pretty damn good considering the market will then pump the stock by more than 100%

>> No.53543362
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>mfw this is the perfect scenario for a black swan event to come in and wipe everyone out just as bears are forced to go bullish

>> No.53543365

>BBBY

This shit is going to 0 and you're a retard if you're buying here.

>> No.53543367
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>> No.53543370

>>53543352
Your buck, chud.

>> No.53543372
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>>53543329
Me but with options. Fucking jpow being a pussy with the hikes.

>> No.53543375

>>53543355
Dalio is the type of guy to secretly install cams in the womens bathroom to watch them piss, he's a fucking weirdo

>> No.53543378

>>53543365
>He doesn't know about Clown Market

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>>53543362

>> No.53543383
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53543383

It seems reasonable to me to think that USA equity markets might form this double top pattern from the BTC chart before going into nuclear meltdown in H2.

>> No.53543388
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53543388

https://youtu.be/8aPLg5nfMco

>> No.53543390
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>>53543297
There's no circuit breakers in the green.
Poor, poor, bobo.

>> No.53543392
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>>53543329

>> No.53543398

>>53543383
TA is useless trash.

>> No.53543405
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>>53543390

>> No.53543410

>>53543352
Worth noting that the Fed slowed their hikes before actually exceeding inflation. Real rates still negative.
Debt max is still profit.

>> No.53543416

>>53543383
>nuclear meltdown
probably not even physically possible any longer with all the newly created trillions in (somewhere) the system.

>> No.53543417
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53543417

Did you guys know that backwards redneck folklore has a correlation to stock market dumps?

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-groundhog-saw-its-shadow-historically-that-is-bad-news-for-stocks-11675344204?mod=home-page

BAD NEWS MUMU

>> No.53543420
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53543420

short nasdaq long spy good safu trade too now

>> No.53543422

SO has the "buy the dip" market returned ?

>> No.53543427

>>53543388
Greg isn't looking too hot

>> No.53543429

oh my goodness

>> No.53543430

>>53543352
me

>> No.53543437

>>53543410
also
>much higher
>for much longer

>> No.53543444

This is just ridiculous, I hope you bulls cashed out because there’s no way you are keeping this momentum come Monday morning

>> No.53543447

>>53543363
Yeah. It might swing down at some point, but as has always been the case, this will all be met with an even bigger future pump.
Long term, the money supply only moves in one direction. We experienced a short pause, but now we've returned to our regularly scheduled program.

>> No.53543455

How do i profit of japans massive investment into its military? According to the reports i read they want to become a military export nation. What stocks can i buy? So far i only found Kawasaki and Mitsubishi to be involved but those dont look very promising

>> No.53543457
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>>53543444
nope i'm buying more

>> No.53543458

>>53543362
We are trying to create an even worse version of ‘08 haha

>> No.53543463

>DOW red
Lmao

>> No.53543464
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53543464

Buying yesterday gave more returns than 2.5x years of boomer index funds.

Lol, lmao.

>> No.53543466

>>53543458
lol zoomies btfo

>> No.53543473

>>53543444
They won't, they will get greedy like they always do and then scream about the rug pull not being fair

>> No.53543478
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are we going to ath?

>> No.53543479

alright bobo, you're not leaving this thread until i hear you say it. 'sorry mumu'

>> No.53543481

>>53543463
nah that's good means the safety boomer shit is out of favor

GOLDEN BULL

>> No.53543485
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>>53543466
>Four “once in a lifetime” events in the span of 20 years

>> No.53543486

>tfw oil baggie
>tfw missing this bullrun
Maybe summer will be my time

>> No.53543491

Pump and Dump?

>> No.53543492

day trading restrictions is making me poor. if it werent for that i would have flipped sides yesterday. thanks wall street for looking out for the little guy.

>> No.53543504

We should probably start making plans for what to do with all these gains once SPX retakes the highs and breaks past 4800.

>> No.53543507
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>>53543362
yes yes, we get it. line going down is bearish. line going up is bearish.

>> No.53543511

>>53543478
I suspect that will take at least a year or two but I’m usually wrong

>> No.53543515
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ITS FUCKING RAW
https://vocaroo.com/17hqSfFYh991

>> No.53543520

>>53543486
But Ill be honest I am feeling the FOMO.

I should probably take a break from smg and just not look at anything for a couple months.

>> No.53543521

>>53543352
macro economics was 2022, we are now again in a transistion phase were macro economic concerns get superseeded by micro economic opitmism looking into the future; among investors and professional gamblers, not so much among average joe losing his white collar job

>> No.53543533
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I feel bad for mumus because they dont know whats coming.
We're reaching ATHs again where the market was flooded with money in 2020 but, except now rates are higher and the economy is still dying. No houses are sold, no deals or loans are made and manufacturing is literally falling off a cliff. And yet everyone is euphoric.

Im laughing, I know I shouldnt be, but Im laughing.

>> No.53543536

What happened after Amazon, google and apple reports come out?
Surely the current pump priced in

>> No.53543543

I bought GOOGL $100 puts because I want them to miss so I can buy more, is that too much to ask for?

>> No.53543548
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>>53543515
>writing diaries

>> No.53543552
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>40% short 60% CASH
every day the SPY gets higher and I cling to more and more SQQQ hoping that the amazing discounts will make me forget that I'm heading up a gay ass ladder of real loss and at the end of that ladder is me, a gay faggot bear.

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>futures

>> No.53543562
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>>53543533
dummy

>> No.53543563

>turned my last 50 dollars into 70 dollars
Im BACK baby!

>> No.53543568

STOP FUCKING SELLING. I CAN'T BELIEVE NVIDIA IS NOW GOING DOWN ON NO NEWS

>> No.53543571

when do i give up? im in SOXS with 24.30 cost basis.

>> No.53543572

>>53543562
This webm always help me feel less sad

>> No.53543578

>>53543554
Back to fit

>> No.53543580

feels good to be a bobo who isn't getting heemed today given that BABA and ROST still are down

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>>53543554
good fucking god

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>>53543554

>> No.53543592

>>53543572
So you enjoy watching a cat's bones being shattered?
Sicko

>> No.53543595

why yes I'm buying a bunch of 5x leverage positions because I'm insane

>> No.53543596
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>>53543563
Good job. Speaking of jobs, where we gonna go to wage slave now?

>> No.53543598

>>53543586
Theres more
Including one with onions sauce

>> No.53543606

>>53543150
I'm actually a crab and the opposite swing will come back sooner than you expect mumu

>> No.53543608
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I’m a student who basically makes no money due to the profession I’m training for. I said I’d buy after JPOW no matter what. Should I kill myself?

>> No.53543615

>>53543533
Of course I'm euphoric. Us mumus have been enlightened by our own intelligence.
Endless gains stream through our portfolios. With such infinite profits inbound, we may never find ourselves trapped as slaves to whims of the labor market again. I am financially free.

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>>53543598
plz....no

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>'e sold?

>> No.53543626

>>53543608
>those picks
Yes, you're already bad at this

>> No.53543628

>>53543554
this is a 8/10 in california

>> No.53543637

>>53543608
if you're already investing as a student you'll probably be better off than most people

>> No.53543642

So I'm looking over these EV companies, and I see this little German outfit. Now Germans are known for two things, in production, and that's anything mechanical, and beer. The problem with German mechanics is that they tend to be overly complicated for the average american shit like myself to understand. Angle tolerance? Pressure gauges accurate within 3psi?
But these faggots did the one thing that only the ICE manufacturers have been doing with the EV space, they're making self-charging vehicles.
I dunno about you, but the idea of being required to stop in a public place, every 4 hours of driving, and sit there for a fucking hour, lest I burn years off my battery pack "quick charging," is the equivalent of throwing my dollars at a group of bums to see if I can get them fighting. Yeah, it might work, but I'm empowering the wrong shit, and increasing the chance that I just end up getting mugged.
So this Sono Motors shit, the fact that they're putting Solar Panels on the skin of the car, making the vehicle into its own charging station, makes damn good sense.
TSLA niggers constantly talking about "Tesla not just cars, SOLAR SOLAR!"
Well, niggers, why not combine them?
So I don't think this SEV is a huge play for funds, the instinct of the bank investors is to grow to agglomeration already held, and until the last couple decades, that was legacy power.
But I do consider it a play for my ability to tell the cheating lazy Officer Jenkins, he doesn't need to know how often I drive, he doesn't need a place to find out if I've been drinking tonight, and to little Deandre and his pals I ain't even in their predator view.
Do what you wish with that info, I suggest we fund SEV, for our literal fucking safety and a chance to actually reduce central energy use.

>> No.53543650

>>53543625
god all those women look like they've been rode hard and hung up wet

>> No.53543651

>>53543608
A wild boomer T stock appears in the meme port

>> No.53543656
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Anyone else dumping $ into FXI?
Chinega gongo up bigly, lads

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>>53543554

>> No.53543676

>>53543608
>buying peleton this high
boy you finna get railed

>> No.53543678

>>53543554
bottled ranch is fucking disgusting. always gotta make it fresh. wingstop has the best ranch

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>>53543485
>once in a lifetime

>> No.53543691

>>53543637
Literally all he has to do is diamond for the next 50 years unless the US disappears, at which point, he'll still be better off because he understands %.

>> No.53543692

>>53543656
I'm dropping 5x into YINN because I'm insane

>> No.53543695

>counted for a dump because it was stagnating
>now it's soaring
Do I FOMO and buy or wait for the peak?

>> No.53543697

My free $1 of AVAX is now worth $1.75 or so. What buy with my gains?

>> No.53543698

Not even a bobo.
Made green off this pump.
Still getting mind broken watching.

>> No.53543699

>>53543625
why does hollywood look ill lately?

>> No.53543712

>>53543163
microsoft and baidu will be dominating that space, sorry

>> No.53543713

>>53543625
Is that chloe moretz?

>> No.53543714

>>53543642
I didn't read but you should buy

>> No.53543716

>>53543637
He better go bogle mode though

>> No.53543718

where the fuck is the resistance?

>> No.53543721

>rejoined meta yesterday
>today its up HUGE

no need to thank me brehs

>> No.53543723

>>53543698
yeah same. I don't get it. I guess because the rate rises are slowing so much... sounds like we have one more 25bp and then they're going to pause

>> No.53543731

>>53543718
spy 500

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Damn I already nutted bu the NASDAQ still suckin'

>> No.53543738

>>53543687
you may find yourself in another part of the world

>> No.53543740

My sqqq position is crushing my portfolio

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53543741

>amzn
ooo baby

>> No.53543745

>>53543699
many actresses are hitting the wall, plus all of them have a shit vegan/vegetarian seed oil (literal poison) based diet which 10x's the aging effect.

>> No.53543748
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>>53543625
It's like Dark Souls but you have to defeat them with your cock to become the Bog Lord.

>> No.53543750

>>53543721
>rejoined
lel shouldn't have left, it'll tumble over the next week

>> No.53543759

>>53543699
Nobody's going to the theaters unless it's flashy shit boomers know about like Top Gun or Avatar

>> No.53543768

>>53543571
When it goes up 50% from a low.

>> No.53543770

Sold my Meta today. Thank you for playing.

>> No.53543775

>>53543485
Many more to come

>> No.53543778
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53543778

>posts the skelly olsen sisters
>doesn't post the relevant, hot one

>> No.53543783
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53543783

https://vocaroo.com/1apLvdYv3A3e

>> No.53543792
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53543792

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

my divvy port up nearly 1% my growth port up 6% today, bobos BTFO

>> No.53543795

>>53543554
This fat BITCH isn't doing enough to pump my NVO.

>> No.53543809

We are going south quickly

>> No.53543810

>>53543714
Thanks, I have. But I'm small potatoes to some of the faggots that lurk this shit.
Their first model is expected to roll with up to 15miles free per day. As a second car, for buying tendies every couple days, it literally will provide Free Driving to Billions of people living near the equator. For some number who are using it to and from work, those will be completely cost free (after purchase of course) charging.
No network build out needed.

>> No.53543813

>>53543562
WTF is this real

>> No.53543815

>>53543578
blessed be the scooby squats

>> No.53543817

this is the biggest bull trap in history

>> No.53543825

>>53543792
shill me some good ones

>> No.53543831
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53543831

>Space stocks like John Deere are taking a beating
>Their health insurance just got canceled

>> No.53543832
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>>53543748
>Through dark rituals, the Twins of Bogdanoffs sired nine daughters.
>The Sisters of Bog are fragments of the Twins' souls that have coalesced and taken on new forms.
>Each represents a fragment of the Twins' emotions. All herald the end of the market and profitability.

>> No.53543845
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53543845

>>53543151

>> No.53543844

>>53543783
Do you think that's funny?

>> No.53543849
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53543849

All of my long positions are in the green 10-90% lol. Made $35,000 or 90% from buying Facebook/Meta just 3 months ago.

What a crazy month, just printing money on this bullrun. Very nice, going to start offloading some risk over the next few days because these gains are not sustainable in the short them.

>> No.53543853

sp500 index fund or total us stock market index fund and why?

>> No.53543859

BOIL BROS WTFWT

>> No.53543863

>>53543160
They will have buy backs too. Will be huge.

>> No.53543868

>>53543831
Wait why is real estate so green

>> No.53543869

>>53543853
Total stock market arguably has higher returns over time with higher volatility due to mid and smallcaps.

>> No.53543877

>>53543825
SSAB sitting at 12.34% yield due in 2 months just saying

>> No.53543879
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>>53543849
Same, I'm up 46k on amzn. Only regret is i didnt fomo all my cash when I knew it was bottomed.

>> No.53543881

>>53543849
wow good job gambling anon! keep offloading and buying

>> No.53543883
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53543883

This is the second biggest rotation in history. All-in tech & AI. Goodbye boomer stocks.

>> No.53543885

>>53543869
i'm looking at itot vs voo
i hate buying partial shares and want to buy a few shares every two weeks

>> No.53543886

theres just no reason to dump anymore. jpow saved the market. inflation is done. some useless tech workers will have to try harder and life is going to move on. i can at least say i made money in the bear market, a good accomplishment but now i need to switch gears and go long.

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>>53543853
doesn't matter too much

>> No.53543895

>>53543868
Rates just plunged, both on expectations of near term Fed dovishness and disinflating labor costs.

>> No.53543897
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53543897

what the fuck is EA's problem?

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>>53543832
Day 1 buy.

>> No.53543909

>>53543810
On that note, I think of India, South China, the Pac Islands, everything south of Oklahoma and west of New Orleans till you get down to the Amazon. And of course all those Bongs and Frogs living in Africa.
Shit, we could sell these faggots to the Fulani and help the Jihad.
And don't get me started on File Draggers on military bases, whose entire life is driving 1 file box twice a week, 3 miles to a storage depot.

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>>53543897
>Make sure every sports vidya is released on time
>Half-ass every other franchise because the /sp/ fags give you profit regardless

>> No.53543930

>>53543897
>what the fuck is EA's problem?
Not putting stuff like this in their fuckin games. Like the lame boring boomers they are
>>24469052

>> No.53543946

>>53543868
real estate market lags like fuck- i got wrecked from that piece of knowledge.

>> No.53543964
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53543964

Holy shit boys, meta is POOMPING

>> No.53543965

>>53543897
They are being punished for their sins insallah.

>> No.53543979
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53543979

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It's a trap

>> No.53543994

>>53543885
That's honestly a rounding error. But if it really bugs you, choose the best ticker (Note: VTI is the Vanguard equivalent of ITOT), then consider the leftover $100 or $200 a bit of spare cash for your emergency fund.

>> No.53544002

>>53543964
Yeah, I told you META was the choice. Again, the META future is easy to imagine, and even convenient.
Most anons will revel in the ability to toss a mask on, connect a sucktube to their cocks, and lay back.
Dystopic? Dunno. Easy to make $ on? Yes.

>> No.53544005

The Fed did it. You all doubted the soft landing

>> No.53544007
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>>53543979
bear trap

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53544008

lmfao imagine being an idiot cuck bobo just watching easiest money of your life on the sidelines hahahahaha

>> No.53544009

>>53543625
damn, chloe moretz looks like "that" ?

>> No.53544010
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53544010

So Apple calls are basically free money right
Feels too good to be true so therefore I'm not playing

>> No.53544021
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53544021

>SPCE is up 13.35% today
What on earth is that thing doing? What kind of scam is this?

>> No.53544026

>>53543897
AAA+ gaming industry is in shambles since CP2077

>> No.53544029
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>>53544008
>EZ money buy just buying and doing nothing otherwise
Is it really this easy?

>> No.53544032

Someone in here was talking about coal prices. Part of what happened in the US is that China was pulling a boycott on AUS coal, COVID idled a bunch of mines, and general mine closures to expected lack of use due to "Green" power, combined with Euro fags getting caught out on their junk from Russia getting nozzled. When you add shipping costs for Biden's oil war, the price to buy coal to keep industry and mass heating operational, went 3x in just a few months. But these companies were making good money at half the prices they are now, and while I expect that they'll face inflation too, they can pass that, especially with Germany opening new plants, and China trying to get restarted.
>>53543964
>>53544002
What are you chasing here? Second Life 2 is shit, and every pair of 3D goggles just ends up making people vomit.

>> No.53544036

>>53544026
>CDPR
>AAA+

>> No.53544040

what is some smg approved reading?

>> No.53544041
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>>53544029
Always was.

>> No.53544044
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53544044

>full rip just a month before I start my first job out of college at $95k + relocation bonus

>> No.53544049

>>53544002
>META future is easy to imagine
Yeah and it's a fucking nightmare. >>53543831 is what a dystopian big brother glow in the dark apocalypse looks like.

>> No.53544051
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53544051

>Sprott Asset Management LP, a wholly owned subsidiary of Sprott Inc., has launched four exchange-traded funds (ETFs) focused on providing investors pure play exposure to critical minerals essential to the generation, transmission and storage of cleaner energy. The four funds are Sprott Energy Transition Materials ETF (Nasdaq: SETM), Sprott Lithium Miners ETF (Nasdaq: LITP), Sprott Junior Uranium Miners ETF (Nasdaq: URNJ) and Sprott Junior Copper Miners ETF (Nasdaq: COPJ)

SETM
LITP
URNJ
COPJ

Some new ETFs that will probably have more risk/reward than their major-weighted counterparts.

>> No.53544053

>>53544040
spice and wolf

>> No.53544054

>>53544008
there isnt much i can do. id sell the bottom of my SOXS, get a day trader penalty, FOMO in and then have it dump next week. yesterday after META earnings was the most obvious pump ever and I would have went in if I wasnt stuck.

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>>53544040
this

>> No.53544073

>>53543885
partial shares are a pain in the ass for taxes, good idea not to buy them

>> No.53544077

>>53544029
Seems like, Top Tier Ponzi

T.bobo who's getting wrecked atm. (but will hold on)

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>>53544029
>buy just buying and doing nothing otherwise
>Is it really this easy?
yes, the hardest part is turning off your brain. thinking you've gathered some unique information that the rest of the market hasn't.

>> No.53544083

Test

>> No.53544084

>>53544040
worlds end harem

>> No.53544085

>>53544021
>Commercial space flight company Virgin Galactic Holdings, Inc. (NYSE: SPCE) stock has rallied over 30% in the new year in the hopes of commencing commercial space flights again. The Company confirmed on Jan. 12, 2022, that maintenance and upgrades have been completed and are on track to resume commercial flights in Q2 2023.

>This announcement comes almost 18 months after the Company decided to tamp down commercial operations after its last flight on July 11, 2021, as its celebrity founder Richard Branson made his initial flight into space. Not to be one-upped, Virgin Galactic's media-hyped flight was followed up on July 20, 2021, by Amazon.com Inc. (NASDAQ: AMZN) cofounder Jeff Bezos on his Blue Origin's first flight with astronauts.
-https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/is-virgin-galactic-stock-preparing-for-lift-off

>> No.53544086

>>53544021
Pretty much all speculative tech stocks are up today regardless of their quality

>> No.53544090

>>53544066
why the fuck am i seeing a series i read 15 years ago everywhere all of a sudden?

>> No.53544101

>>53544040
Blood Meridian

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>>53544066
anything doomtard propaganda related, like zerohedge and such. anything that is created and funded by the elite to make you think the world is collapsing so you don't buy the fucking dip.

>> No.53544118

I think you'd have to be retarded to keep investing in the stock market. The DOW is going to hover between 36 and 30 for the next 2 years. You're a retard.

>> No.53544121

I sold half of my RSUs today, up 30% since they vested in mid-December. Going to let the rest ride.
Nice four-figure profit for just letting it sit a few weeks.

>> No.53544123

>>53544090
Time is a flat circle. That or everyone is creatively bankrupt.

>> No.53544124

is this where the FED sells off their balance sheet?

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>>53544051
No physical lithium trust but I'll take it.

>> No.53544137

>>53544036
At 105M production costs compared to EAs usual 5 - 10M for their showcase products, yes aaa+

>> No.53544138

So this is it then huh? SPY solidly above the 200SMA, inflation winding down, tech is starting to recover, seems earnings are good across the board.

>> No.53544139
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53544139

Imagine being a bear right now.....

>> No.53544146

>DXY green today
>today of all days
something smells fishy. and no, it isn't my pussy.

>> No.53544150
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53544150

>reit index up 3%
real estate is up despite rising interest rates? Bullish as fuck

>> No.53544163

>>53544118
thanks for the tip, stay poor

>> No.53544164

Bulls need to get in the gym, can't lift 4180

>> No.53544166

What are the chances for massive sell-off just like after first recovery after covid hit?

>> No.53544171
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53544171

Is anyone in here bearish right now? Why? Explain why. I’m curious is there is any rationale for it.

>> No.53544170

>>53544121
On paper, my compensation is 170k but because the value of my stock options increased, it's closer to 210k assuming the stock stays at its current price

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>>53544137
Doesn't really matter when your supposed immersive RPG game turns out to be a glorified movie game where Keanu Reddit sidelines your protagonist's entire existence.
EA can shit out a FIFA every year and Paco, Gunther, Deano, Jean-Luc, and Abdul will pay for it every time.

>> No.53544182

>>53544166
there needs to be a reason

>> No.53544183

>>53544146
Retest of the 1 month 101.6 support now turned resistance

>> No.53544188

>>53544085
>>53544086
>https://www.sec.gov/ix?doc=/Archives/edgar/data/1843388/000184338823000008/vorb-20230130.htm
Isn't this kind of sus

>> No.53544189

>>53544166
Hopefully after my covered calls excersise

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53544192

>jpow mega dovish
>neon green earnings week, all big tech moons 30+%
>in February S&P pumps to within 10% of its ATH
>retail finally FOMO's in what little cash they even have saved

>> No.53544201

>>53544182
>reason
>on the clown market
I feel massive FOMO to buy in, but god damn it looks too good to be true.

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>>53544124
Probably

>> No.53544204

>>53544182
>there needs to be a reason
lol
lmao even

>> No.53544206
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53544206

Anons, this cannot be sustainable

>> No.53544211

>>53544192
What is wrong with that hole on the swan
It is not his nose or his mouth
Did someone put his butthole up there?

>> No.53544224

>>53544171
CPI will come in higher than expected. until then, theres no reason to dump.

>> No.53544228

>>53544178
>EA can shit out a FIFA every year and Paco...
sure. EA also spends 3 times the amount of production costs on marketing, and yet, sales and showing as they showed for the past 20 years. So many publishers and studios have postponed products that have been in dev for years and were poised to be released last or this year indefinitely. I hope the market recovers, but I think especially flat gaming has reached the top of its S curve

>> No.53544232

>>53544171
Great Depression is coming.

>> No.53544233
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>>53544206
Ur rite
But good luck timing it

>> No.53544239

>>53544026
>>53544026
>EA
>Games
lol

In other news, fucking shit, you can't win in some industry for good news. SXC beats ,14 vs .13 expect for Q.

Operating cash flow was $208.9 million for the full-year 2022
Full-year 2023 consolidated Adjusted EBITDA is expected to be between $250 million and $265 million
>reduced gross debt by $83 million, increasing quarterly dividends by 33%, and entering into a non-binding letter of intent with United States Steel Corporation ("U. S. Steel") for a new granulated pig iron facility at Granite City.

And coal prices reducing. X (US Steel) to report tonight.

>>53544085
Would be great to see that working.

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>>53543151
i'm sorry for doubting you, almighty jpow.

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>> No.53544264

if Nasdaq breaks 12,800 Bulls are genocided

>> No.53544268

So are we actually back

>> No.53544270

I am feeling fomo and I want to buy TQQQ especially since my SQQQ position got crushed. Took profits from AMD but now portfolio getting squished by bear positions

>> No.53544273

>>53544224
This is the only worry, that Powell didn't actually tighten enough
If CPI continues to cool we'll get a Trump er pre trade wars bull market

>> No.53544284

can all the bers tell me when you switch sides so i can short? thanks

>> No.53544286

>>53544268
For now, yes

>> No.53544299

hearing more permabears are fomoing long

The rug pull is getting closer, cant wait for the FOMO clowns to turn the tide

>> No.53544301

>>53544273
So we greenish for two weeks.

>> No.53544302

>>53543133
Daily reminder that the january's pump is part of a self-fulfilling prophecy
https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/hawkish-fed-could-hobble-volatility-funds-stock-buying-spree-2023-02-01/

>> No.53544308

>>53544170
Nice, this was a good year to have RSUs since the award amount was granted at the market bottom, so you'll likely see great returns as those stocks start to vest. That 40k in stock that is locked away right now will likely end up 60k or more by the time you sell (assuming that you're in a decent company that sticks around for that long).

>> No.53544312
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I just sold some SOFI for a 65% gain.

>> No.53544317
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>AMD P/E now over 95
Yeah, that doesn't sound safe.
Still objectively better than INTC's P/E.

>> No.53544334

>>53543362
Retards think black swans happen every fucking Tuesday, kek. On average it's usually about every 10 years and we just had one so good luck with that.

>> No.53544333

I shorted way way to early, this is where I should’ve done it

>> No.53544341

>>53544301
I'd say until atleast April

>> No.53544342

>>53544312
i need a play today. i keep fomoing in the wrong shit.

>> No.53544358

>>53544341
CPI prints Feb14.

>> No.53544360

>>53544342
Krispy Kreme shares

>> No.53544363

>>53544239
Not sure what you are trying to say.
Looks like a stable crab

>> No.53544371

>>53543133
How is NVDA pumping on NO NEWS?

>> No.53544377
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53544377

>shill ZIM
>shill JXN
>shill SKYT
Been doing this for two weeks. No one listened.
Why do I bother?
Also fuck Bears.

>> No.53544380

>>53544371
NVDA is slowly returning to its intrinsic value of infinity

>> No.53544385

>>53544371
>Semiconductors
Bro

>> No.53544394

anyone else got a new persona for next thread?

>> No.53544404

>>53544394
>persona
BRO

>> No.53544406

I feel very confident calling the top here

>> No.53544407

rolling for daddy bezos to announce buy backs

>> No.53544419

stop calling this a top, we need everyone to FOMO before its officially the top.

>> No.53544420

>>53543831
what site is this?

>> No.53544422

>>53544377
Your shills are losing to fake meat. Should've looked BYND the basic plays.

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>>53544377
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink.

>> No.53544428

>>53544358
Literally everyone already knows it will be .6 MoM, it's priced in.

>> No.53544430

>>53544394
I don't play weebshit games.

>> No.53544433

>>53544188
Well SPCE is a garbage pile burning money for the world's second dumbest carnival ride, but I don't think a $10m loan on a $1.5b company is that big a deal.

>> No.53544441

>>53544150
lagging indicators IMO but then again i shorted the fucking bottom on real-estate a month ago.

>> No.53544445
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>SQQQ

>> No.53544447

>>53544404
sorry, i forgot you call them 'fursonas'

>> No.53544452

>>53544394
We need more anons to fill the bobo cuck role next thread, if you're interested?
Just toss in some burry quote tweets, mention core CPI and the bond yield curve.
Thanks in advance.

>> No.53544455

>>53544419
Target is 6800, its the next fib extension at 1.618. Spreading this around with memelines Should motivate bulls and bears on the fence to at least pump it to 4600

>> No.53544456

>>53544363
Growth year, nearly 60% increase in EPS for 2022, and next year expected to run an additional 25% higher than this year, with an additional new facility being negotiated to do even more in the next few years.
And it's down in advance of X reporting.
These faggots were some of the last survivors in US coke, because they placed out electrical production on the old coke ovens. Went from venting a thousand degree air, into selling that for Chicago grid (and others). This allows them to keep the ovens hotter even if they're not making coke for sale, which reduces their rebuild, and gives a steady income against it.
They're basically now an electric-co with a necessary for steel product from the electrical generation.

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Every time SOXL had an RSI over 70 on the daily it dropped massively back down to oversold conditions. It is now at 70.9 on the RSI but it will most likely go to at least 75.

>> No.53544470

>>53544394
I was planning on talking a lot about armpits, again. Not sure yet, though.

>> No.53544472

new
>>53544462
>>53544462
>>53544462

>> No.53544475

>>53544358
Ik but I don't see it next month maybe oil moons again or some shit

>> No.53544485

>>53544428
>>53544475
Then the April thing might be legit.

>> No.53544499

>>53544342
I think SOFI is going to 25.

>> No.53544534

>>53544420
Zivnif

>> No.53544567

>>53543650
Their pussies ≠ their faces

>> No.53544663

>>53544567
our cocks treat em the same, amirite fellow sex haver?

>> No.53544675

>>53543678
Post recipe pls

>> No.53544760

>>53544114
>anything doomtard propaganda related, like zerohedge and such
Zerohedge turned permabull the past few weeks

>> No.53544937

>>53544377
I listened and bought ZIM, already owned the forbidden, was too late for SKYT.
Keep fighting the good fight

>> No.53545016

>>53544663
100%

>> No.53545025

How we feeling about Amazon and Apple earnings?

>> No.53545421

>>53544171
Fundamentally the economy ia fucked

>> No.53546388

>>53544360
elaborate?

>> No.53547062

>>53544032
You need to see the bigger picture. Look at chatGPT. Its already at the stage where it can assist people with hard tasks, you can ask it questions regarding coding and it fixes it for you, offers insight, its like having a chat with an intelligent person

+10 years from now itll get to the point where metaverse stuff is like having a personal assistant that does everything that only skilled people who charge +£100 an hour to do. It will offer insight that was once unavailable unless you were in cahoots with well read, intelligent, 'in the know' people. Now imagine this technology banged into a metaverse application and its all connected together. banking, games, social media, work applications. We are approaching an age where companies will have such a vast array of offerings that hyperlink URLs will be used a lot less and it'll be more like 'alright im going to hop onto meta tonight' or 'im going to buy a microsoft box'.

whoever wins the lions share of this future is going to be a trillion dollar company, multi trillion. meta is alligning itself very early on to try cash in on this.

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Buy the new Sprott URNJ ETF for max uranium leverage.