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[/smg/ - Stock Market General No.53542051]

Priced Out Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>>53540295

[Anonymous No.53542078]

>>53542051
were holding until after earnings right amazon chads?

[Anonymous No.53542079]

imagine having such shitty takes you have to post a girls face just to get attention

[Anonymous No.53542080]

BUY BUY BUY LEDDIT BUYYYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.53542085]

Bah gawd so much GREEN

[Anonymous No.53542087]

INTCELS RAISE UP

[Anonymous No.53542090]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53542092]

ZeroHedge has gone full permabull. I feel worried

[Anonymous No.53542103]

>Carvana 41% in the green
What the actual fuck

[Anonymous No.53542105]

>>53542051
COIN
O
I
N

+10%

In this moment, I am euphoric.

[Anonymous No.53542106]

you bought puts right anon?

[Anonymous No.53542107]

JEPIbros wtf, we're crabs, not bears
How could this be happening?

[Anonymous No.53542110]

AAPL just one dollar away from 150
Just like I told you weeks ago.
170 next.

[Anonymous No.53542111]

i thought i bought the bottom of sqqq yesterday

[Anonymous No.53542120]

[Anonymous No.53542123]

Bros....zoom out to 5 days on the nazdaq...holy fuck. Is this actually happening?

[Anonymous No.53542128]

Wouldn't it be funny if gap gets filled today?

[Anonymous No.53542137]

>>53542078
Planning to, even if earning are bad I think will will gradually pump into next quarter.

Dont hold too long this year, remember they still haven't canceled lotr....nothing has changed.

[Anonymous No.53542138]

I've been meaning to average down on some of my heavier bags but they won't stop pumping now.

[Anonymous No.53542140]

>>53542110
I kneel

[Anonymous No.53542142]

Where's this fucking retard?

[Anonymous No.53542149]

Bout to drop this goyslop KO ticker tho.

[Anonymous No.53542153]

[Anonymous No.53542155]

>>53542123
i just gotta habeeb it i guess

[Anonymous No.53542157]

>>53542051
Dear Bobo,
Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box! While we understand you have lost everything & are desperate, no we cannot bump you to the top of the quee. Please be patient.
4chan admin

[Anonymous No.53542158]

Reminder that once every bobo has switched sides the game is over. The melt-up ends and the market crashes. ZeroHedge is now a permabull and you should be worried

[Anonymous No.53542163]

Bros you told me short carvana at open I trusted you..;(

[Anonymous No.53542165]

wtf to buy
i got heemed on the gaming stocks

[Anonymous No.53542172]

>>53542142
at least he stated he was just going to regurgitate a youtube grifter's perspective at the beginning of the post. it should have been ignored after that

[Anonymous No.53542181]

>>53542107
My goal is to roll JEPI until I can live of the divies. It's not going to grow much

[Anonymous No.53542183]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53542189]

>>53542163
Not many bros left, bro.

[Anonymous No.53542191]

>>53542165
TMF

[Anonymous No.53542193]

>+%4.00

[Anonymous No.53542197]

I have a structured settlement and I need cash now!

[Anonymous No.53542200]

the market has changed chuds
we are in perma green territory
no i dont care about your charts from 100 years ago about events before keynes and solow

[Anonymous No.53542203]

check cancles on the nasdaq daily chart and tell me how this is not fake and gay?

[Anonymous No.53542204]

What the fuck is this?

[Anonymous No.53542207]

SERS COIN ISNT STOPPING

74 KEKARINOS

[Anonymous No.53542209]

Chinabros...China is dumping

[Anonymous No.53542210]

>>53542107
the point of jepi is to generate income from dividends, it should crab by design, and should be purchased low as possible to have the highest dividend yield

[Anonymous No.53542211]

All you had to do was buy SKYT

[Anonymous No.53542218]

Today is my monthly buy day, but I hate buying on euphoria days. Wat do?

[Anonymous No.53542225]

AQB bros, First they ignore you, then they laugh at you for having to reverse split, then they fight you, then you get rich.
1€ avg lookin good for the mutant fish long run

[Anonymous No.53542226]

>>53542163
I was going to but once I saw +26 PM I decided not to. It'll eventually come crashing down I think shorts are trapped rn

[Anonymous No.53542227]

>>53542218
buy palantir

[Anonymous No.53542233]

>>53542218
TSN

[Anonymous No.53542236]

ZIMbros why are we mooning all of a sudden ?

[Anonymous No.53542238]

I bought 90 sqqq at 45 and I got absolutely fucked. Anyone else stuck bagholding?

[Anonymous No.53542243]

>>53542204
THE

DOW

HISTORY

[Anonymous No.53542244]

>>53542218
wait 1 hour after the exhuberant opening then we're free falling
you can buy on close after -4%

[Anonymous No.53542247]

>>53542238
i cut soxs yesterday as soon as JP opened his mouth

[Anonymous No.53542249]

are falling boomer stocks like WM, KO and UNH an indicator for a meme pump in tech with a delayed heeming of mumus?

[Anonymous No.53542250]

>>53542218
>Le we buy the dump
>Le we buy the pump
>Muh DCA

Buy it bitch

[Anonymous No.53542251]

>>53542193
rhodesian anon?

[Anonymous No.53542254]

Turns out when you lose 50% of your money week after week, it really isnt that painful

[Anonymous No.53542255]

>>53542218
VGR and BBBY

[Anonymous No.53542257]

>Dow in freefall
>Nothing else moving
What do the numbers mean?

[Anonymous No.53542259]

>data getting worse every week
>5%+ terminal rate
>no rate cuts in 2023
>everyone euphoric
>zombie corps pumping
>bobos jumping ship and buying leveraged bull etfs
This is peak euphoria. Take profits

[Anonymous No.53542260]

>>53542243
What? I only see 800, why isn't it updating?

[Anonymous No.53542261]

>>53542238
why are you even a bear if you are going to baghold

[Anonymous No.53542272]

wtf is qt group and why is it up 10%?

[Anonymous No.53542277]

>>53542249
Tech is sucking liquidity out of the dow. Always happens before a tech gigadump. Are you new?

[Anonymous No.53542279]

just bought 100 shares of ELYS

[Anonymous No.53542281]

why is HPQ pumping
what do they even make anymore?

[Anonymous No.53542282]

>>53542218
>monthly buy day

[Anonymous No.53542284]

>>53542204
Everyone fomo'n into tech with no logic

[Anonymous No.53542290]

>>53542277
Is this the new bobo cope?

[Anonymous No.53542291]

>>53542257
Nobody gives a shit about the Dow

[Anonymous No.53542292]

>>53542204
DOW was outperforming all last year. Now it's everyone else's turn. no biggie.

[Anonymous No.53542293]

>>53542238
>1200 soxs at 32

I am down HORRENDOUSLY

Not cutting unless we go above 4300

[Anonymous No.53542299]

>>53542290
Well i have seen this a few times now. You could correlate charts if you werent stupid money.

[Anonymous No.53542301]

>>53542238
Just hold, correction will happen

[Anonymous No.53542304]

>>53542259

[Anonymous No.53542307]

>>53542259
We just had a massive recession in 2022 with SPX down 25% on the year, we aren't even at the previous high yet. You haven't seen euphoria, if anything bobotards are still euphoric right now.

[Anonymous No.53542316]

>>53542249
>WM
Time to buy

Human waste isn't going away anytime soon

[Anonymous No.53542319]

>>53542193
when will be get rhodesia back, bros?

>>53542277
not really, but Im kind of stupid

[Anonymous No.53542321]

>>53542259
>data getting worse every week
Uhm, honey, sweety, babe. That's actually a good thing.

Shit economy = higher chance of rate cuts and QE.

Get a load of this goy.

[Anonymous No.53542322]

DXY doin lil sumpn
Tech scam rally gonna end in tears

[Anonymous No.53542323]

WELL WELL WELL

[Anonymous No.53542325]

Based Burry led gay bobofags into a trap and then deleted his twitter to abandon them.

[Anonymous No.53542327]

I'm so bearish on the real economy and society it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.53542332]

>>53542238
you should have had a stop
what are you even doing my niqqa just buy indices if you are this confused

[Anonymous No.53542334]

>>53542301
It already happened you retard.

[Anonymous No.53542337]

I could have bought COIN calls for 0.46 yesterday. They are worth 10.50 now. That’s a 22x just kill me

[Anonymous No.53542339]

Why the FUCK shouldn't I buy puts on
>Meta
>Carvana
right now? It seems like total bullshit
But I am retard with no profit

[Anonymous No.53542341]

FUCK yeah! Let's get this money bros! Uranium chads rise up! SOXL sister let's dilate! Tesla niggers, we're up baby!

[Anonymous No.53542344]

Remember to buy your I-Bonds this year, frens!

[Anonymous No.53542345]

Cramer finally won

[Anonymous No.53542348]

>>53542307
>if anything bobotards are still euphoric right now.
Market has been pumping for months. Bobos are jumping ship left and right to join the bulls
>We just had a massive recession in 2022
We didn't have a recession in 2022

[Anonymous No.53542350]

How the fuck is COIN not stopping? Bitcoin is literally flat.

[Anonymous No.53542357]

>>53542339
The trend is your friend.

[Anonymous No.53542359]

>>53542339
>Buying puts in a bull market
Why do you retards fight the trend so much
Buy puts after it tops not during the run up
You're not geniuses, the sooner you realize this the more profitable youll be

[Anonymous No.53542360]

>Bobos trying to trade the market with facts and logic vs meme power and hopium
kek bobos seething

[Anonymous No.53542364]

>>53542345
Being an edgy teen is following Burry, being an adult is realizing Cramer was right all along

[Anonymous No.53542365]

>>53542350
Pricing in the next crypto bull run.

[Anonymous No.53542372]

>>53542350
Also, 28% of the stock float is short, so kek at that.

[Anonymous No.53542373]

sold

[Anonymous No.53542375]

>>53542348
We absolutely had a recession in 2022, that was literally all you're getting too. We had 2 quarters of negative GDP in a row and we had a 25% crash on SPX, if you were too greedy to buy at 3500 you will never buy. You boboids are waiting for a recession that already happened.

[Anonymous No.53542378]

You can taste the bobo seethe.

[Anonymous No.53542384]

[Anonymous No.53542386]

>>53542078
You know it my nigga

[Anonymous No.53542387]

>>53542325
dumped his bags on the simps

[Anonymous No.53542389]

>>53542378

[Anonymous No.53542395]

[Anonymous No.53542394]

>>53542181
I hate fractional shares.

[Anonymous No.53542398]

I am literally sucking the germans dry.
DAX faggots will never know what hit them.
k e k

[Anonymous No.53542400]

keep buying

[Anonymous No.53542406]

>>53542339
>puts
What part of 40 billion dollars on buybacks you don't understand

[Anonymous No.53542411]

>>53542394
Based.

[Anonymous No.53542412]

Fuck this. I'm loading a 6th tranche on my NVDA short. This is absurd.

[Anonymous No.53542416]

>>53542251
mhm?
>>53542319
they actually restarted not long ago anon

[Anonymous No.53542417]

>>53542412
Youre better off literally just lighting your money on fire

[Anonymous No.53542426]

>>53542400
>cramer was right for once
I dont know how to act based on that fact, Im paralized

[Anonymous No.53542427]

dont hide just buy

[Anonymous No.53542428]

>>53542375
>We absolutely had a recession in 2022
The effects of QE were still stimulating the economy in 2022, we never entered a recession.
>25% crash on SPX
That was the pullback after the blow off top. The market went parabolic from QE and ZIRP and needed to cool off.

[Anonymous No.53542429]

>>53542417
I do this sometimes.

[Anonymous No.53542432]

Beyond Meat +20%

Lol

[Anonymous No.53542438]

Just put 3 month's salary in the S&P 500. Am I a retard? I probably should've DCA'd...

[Anonymous No.53542445]

>>53542427
Tonybros...

[Anonymous No.53542447]

>>53542412
Good look with that.

[Anonymous No.53542448]

>>53542438
>Just put 3 month's salary in the S&P 500
You bought the top

[Anonymous No.53542450]

Burry btfo

[Anonymous No.53542451]

>>53542259
>Take profits
I wanted to two weeks ago when my country displayed worse inflation than thought... but I didn't and now am plus almost 20% because of this gigapump. Sorry m8 but we ain't stopping this market anytime soon. The market priced in a hypothetical terrible market last year and now it seems that was all bullshit and most companies are reporting (once again) report earnings. I am never going to be bearish again, fugg this market

[Anonymous No.53542454]

>>53542438
you should have bought 14 day ago, no pun intended

[Anonymous No.53542455]

>>53542432
Time to buy puts.

[Anonymous No.53542456]

>sold all of my puts
Ok we can crash now

[Anonymous No.53542458]

>>53542260
Is there a bull equivalent of that video?

[Anonymous No.53542461]

>>53542438
The retarded part is a big initial buy in. If you have the time, buy fewer lots more often.

[Anonymous No.53542465]

JIM FUCKING CRAMER WAS RIGHT

[Anonymous No.53542469]

>>53542249
sell defensive boomer shit get speculative growth dogshit instead
very sustainable rally. you should buy more we will have another 4 weeks of pumping no worries

[Anonymous No.53542472]

>>53542432
looks like my otly -80% will be coming back after all

[Anonymous No.53542475]

>>53542193
rolling for 5 or 6

[Anonymous No.53542480]

>>53542448
Fuck! That's what I did on my last investment and I'm a solid 15% down.

>>53542461
I'd prefer to DCA but there's retarded rules with the tax avoidance scheme I'm on.

[Anonymous No.53542486]

>>53542428
We did, Biden's pilpul doesn't change reality.
>25% crash is a pullback
Kek, you'll never make money. You bobos are delusional you unironically had a 40% crash when adjusted for the money supply and inflation and still refused to buy, are you expecting a 50% crash like the GFC?

[Anonymous No.53542496]

>>53542480
Well, we're going to 450 anyway so who gives a fuck.

[Anonymous No.53542506]

>>53542496
>we're going to 450 anyway
how does 5 years sound?

[Anonymous No.53542515]

My commodities aren't doing so great.

[Anonymous No.53542517]

NONONO WHY IT BITCORN DUMPING

MY COINBASE SHARES

[Anonymous No.53542522]

>>53542496
Why the bullish sentiment, anon?

[Anonymous No.53542520]

>>53542506
We're literally going to hit 450 by March at this rate, I was actually not bullish enough thinking it would take till April.

[Anonymous No.53542525]

spy 412.6 first bobo test

[Anonymous No.53542531]

>>53542517
sell it retard.. it went +114.08% within 30 DAYS holy fuck mumus are delusional

[Anonymous No.53542540]

>>53542506
More like early summer. 10% ain't shit.

>>53542522
Because.

[Anonymous No.53542543]

>>53542515
Imagine not buying molybdenum futures early this month.

[Anonymous No.53542547]

+4% overight
-1% at open
>LOLOL MUMUS ITS SO OVER

[Anonymous No.53542549]

>>53542357
>>53542359
I am now in the money on my CVNA puts :)

[Anonymous No.53542554]

t-the top is in ;__;

[Anonymous No.53542555]

>he thinks were not going to test 420.69
fucking newfags don't know anything

[Anonymous No.53542557]

Looks like the viagra has worn off

[Anonymous No.53542558]

>>53542260
BUDDY

[Anonymous No.53542562]

>>53542531
>sell it
No, I don't think I will.

[Anonymous No.53542564]

Profit taking day before the big 3 earnings, sell while you still can

[Anonymous No.53542567]

If aapl comes out decent today with an alright forecast it's fucking over. Aapl is the true measure of the economy.

[Anonymous No.53542569]

>>53542486
>We did
A stock market pull back is not a recession.
>are you expecting a 50% crash like the GFC?
Yes. Once the euphoric golden period fades we'll be left with a weakening economy, an overvalued stock market, and a Fed that won't cut rates until it's too late

[Anonymous No.53542574]

>>53542465
He hated on ZIM. Fuck that guy

[Anonymous No.53542575]

>>53542562

[Anonymous No.53542578]

>>53542562
Based retard

[Anonymous No.53542590]

>>53542567
>Aapl is the true measure of the economy.

[Anonymous No.53542591]

>>53542569
Powell literally pivoted and implied cuts are coming during his speech yesterday. I don't understand this reality you bobos live in, it's so much harder to be a bobo as well you have to time the market to make money. Why not just buy and hold like a normal person?

[Anonymous No.53542593]

>>53542557
crab down until end of February and then next crab up for the March fomc

[Anonymous No.53542616]

VIX

[Anonymous No.53542618]

keep buying bros

[Anonymous No.53542624]

Mumus, sell me your thesis.
Did the bond market predict this? Did you go long because of the bond market?
Is the bond market now saying the inflation is over?

[Anonymous No.53542629]

Amazon losing steam I repeat amazon losing steam code red

[Anonymous No.53542631]

HEY ANON THAT SHORTED NVDA

POST YOUR FUCKING LOSSES LOL

[Anonymous No.53542633]

Why is Coinbase pullbackless after more than doubling in one month while Bitcoin is dumping?

[Anonymous No.53542634]

>>53542624
Powell implied a pivot during his speech, it's literally that simple. Don't fight the Fed.

[Anonymous No.53542635]

>>53542624
Someones been watching too many Manarino videos.

[Anonymous No.53542642]

>>53542624
>thesis
dont have one, i just buy dips. i'm not smarter than the market

[Anonymous No.53542644]

anyone ever look at option time and sales on tos?

[Anonymous No.53542646]

>>53542624
we're going into hyperinflation at this rate if the bond market eases up even more

[Anonymous No.53542649]

>>53542618
>Lol the spider is gunna get fuc--
>AAAH

[Anonymous No.53542651]

>>53542591
>Powell literally pivoted
He didn't, that was just your imagination
>implied cuts are coming during his speech yesterday
He said that more rate hikes are appropriate and that the job is not done. He said that the Fed is watching the data closely and will make it's decisions based on the data. If the stock market remains euphoric and the job market tight then the Fed has no incentive to pivot. Powell's dovish statements pertain to a scenario where inflation is rapidly falling and the economy gets very weak. That's not a bullish scenario for stocks
>Why not just buy and hold like a normal person?
Because I'd be buying the top of a euphoric rally

[Anonymous No.53542652]

>>53542412
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.53542656]

When should I cash out of soxl? Think it's gonna hit 30 again?

[Anonymous No.53542659]

I'm shorting BBBY here AMA. Yes, it is profitable for me already.

[Anonymous No.53542662]

>>53542618
Of course brother.
Tomorrow we will dine in valhalla.

[Anonymous No.53542666]

getting some weird vibes from this market desu boys

[Anonymous No.53542671]

>>53542412
It's our time soon...


r-right?

[Anonymous No.53542673]

>>53542651
Powel needs a SPY ticker visible to him while he's giving his speech. If my nigga Powie knew what he was doing to my SQQQ position he would have turned hawkish halfway through his speech.

[Anonymous No.53542676]

>>53542651
see >>53542652

[Anonymous No.53542678]

I like the COIN

[Anonymous No.53542680]

>>53542646
>if the bond market eases up

What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.53542681]

>>53542659
famous last words

[Anonymous No.53542682]

>>53542339
Thank you for your contribution
>T. Put seller

[Anonymous No.53542683]

>>53542618
Wtf, is that a real spider or the snakes tail?

[Anonymous No.53542687]

Line is going down bobros, maybe there is hope

[Anonymous No.53542688]

>>53542673
I wonder how much he could make selling the bepis announcement before public.

[Anonymous No.53542689]

>>53542651
Apparently me and the entire market thought he was dovish, meanwhile a few schizoid bobos interpreted him as hawkish.

[Anonymous No.53542690]

>>53542659
Based, any smart bobro is doing the same, they're about to announce bankruptcy
Also check out the low IQ cope, lying, delusion, and fear in /BBBY/ for your best example of who is taking the opposite

[Anonymous No.53542691]

>>53542666
stop it satan
evertthings fine jerome saved us
none of those problems that existed yesterday exist anymore
inflation was literally the only problem and jerome said the word disinflation at least a dozen times
we're back

[Anonymous No.53542696]

>basket of blue chips is still down 13% over the year
We have a ways to go

[Anonymous No.53542697]

>>53542412
DRV fucked me with this strat- good luck

[Anonymous No.53542703]

>>53542633
BTC -0.6%

>dumping

[Anonymous No.53542706]

>>53542644
i have tos but no, i don't. there's no point. you're not going to glean anything useful or actionable from it. besides, the rest of the market sees it faster than you, so if therefore priced in.

[Anonymous No.53542710]

PLTRbros I am gonna break even soon once it hit 10

[Anonymous No.53542719]

>>53542710
Then what?

[Anonymous No.53542723]

>>53542710
yeah same can this piece of shit settle above its direct listing pricing so i can feel less bad

[Anonymous No.53542725]

>>53542624
Bonds where unsure until 14 days ago.
And yes inflation is as good as over in the US. Lagging monetary policy effects from the 75 bepis era are starting to trickle in.
Like J. said, most sectors see disinflation, while only the housing market remains stubborn

[Anonymous No.53542738]

>>53542725
We need a 100 bepis emergency hike to stop the housing retards.

[Anonymous No.53542747]

>>53542680
"short term" 2 year treasury yield is almost in the high 3% it's almost risk on again while fed targets 5%+
they are laughing at Jpow, literally

[Anonymous No.53542748]

NOT MY PRECIOUS GOVERNMENT!!!

[Anonymous No.53542752]

Can you guys make a monthly breakdown or something? You know, like a YouTube video link added to the general's copypasta.

https://vocaroo.com/12krjhb3ZZzN

[Anonymous No.53542754]

>>53542738
No we don‘t.
Housing is still undervalued.

[Anonymous No.53542755]

>>53542254
By the time you lose 50% of your money on the 3rd week, it would have been 87.5% of your initial

[Anonymous No.53542761]

>Bad to the bone riff plays

[Anonymous No.53542764]

>>53542738
As long as Boomers breath, the housing market will remain a faggot, you could do 500 in two goes and those retards would take 150 year loans to speculate on concrete blocks

[Anonymous No.53542771]

>>53542754
But we do. Just called Jerome to announce that next week.

[Anonymous No.53542776]

>>53542754
Hi Dave.

[Anonymous No.53542779]

>>53542748
historically bullish

[Anonymous No.53542782]

>>53542624
well bond market predicted bond rally so lower rates so yes. but market is still temporary very weak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFhp28HiJII

[Anonymous No.53542784]

>>53542689
He wasn't particularly hawkish, but he wasn't dovish either. He reaffirmed the Fed's plan to keep raising rates to 5%+ and hold them there until 2024. You created a narrative around his speech to go along with your investments. The only pivot was in your imagination

[Anonymous No.53542786]

IS THIS..... IS THIIISSSSS.??????
THE BIG ONE?!?!

[Anonymous No.53542793]

>>53542761
>Livewires are like $20k
What the fuck is their problem?

[Anonymous No.53542794]

The most spec trashy stocks are pumping the hardest................

[Anonymous No.53542802]

COINBASE just hit 75 dollarinos

[Anonymous No.53542812]

She doesn't miss

[Anonymous No.53542811]

isnt the cpi going up again?
are people just going to pretend its not real until the "official" release in feb?

[Anonymous No.53542813]

Tfw down 25% on my sqqq lmao :(

[Anonymous No.53542815]

NASDAQ about to fire Stage II rockets lfg

[Anonymous No.53542816]

>>53542794
that's something "investors" learned from crypto

[Anonymous No.53542817]

>>53542786
You haven't seen anything yet. Shock&Awe is an american invention.

[Anonymous No.53542818]

You literally do just need to watch VIX to know how bulls are going to get heemed

[Anonymous No.53542820]

>only need a 250% to break-even from my shorts

[Anonymous No.53542825]

I shorted

[Anonymous No.53542826]

>>53542794
there is no new money coming in it's getting shuffled from value to trash

[Anonymous No.53542828]

nice pump SNAP

[Anonymous No.53542831]

>>53542815
Damn I just realized zoomers don't know what Space Shuttles is.

[Anonymous No.53542832]

I've got a bad feeling about this

[Anonymous No.53542833]

>anons STILL doubt Powell can pull off a soft landing and go down in history as the GOAT fed chair
but why

[Anonymous No.53542837]

>>53542817
Oooh... an Air Force museum I haven't been to yet

[Anonymous No.53542836]

>>53542811
https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting

[Anonymous No.53542838]

>>53542784
you are doing interpretations and wishful thinking
The longer and higher was accompanied by a may this time wuith a reminder that the fed will decide on their next 2 meetings on the road map also disinflation was said 12 times in 10 minutes. Powell made particular dovish bird noises

[Anonymous No.53542840]

Imagine not holding COIN at the start of a bullrun, kek. The meltup has begun, shorters get the rope.

[Anonymous No.53542842]

>>53542825
Short muh dick

[Anonymous No.53542848]

>>53542820

[Anonymous No.53542852]

I'm a golden bull but i'm trimming a lil right here just as a thread fyi I don't like when these worthless shitcos pump this hard

[Anonymous No.53542860]

>>53542840
The real and final bullrun will begin when dow is down 60%.

[Anonymous No.53542866]

>>53542840
imagine buying exchange shit when even the normiest normies started to go onchain after the ftx disaster

[Anonymous No.53542868]

>>53542831
I understand why they scrapped the program but the aesthetics of the space shuttle was top tier

[Anonymous No.53542872]

>>53542852
pussy

[Anonymous No.53542874]

>>53542802
Three digits will happen this year.

[Anonymous No.53542875]

>>53542840
I made some money when I sold it at 55, so I'm still glad; didn't know there was going to be tech rocket tho

[Anonymous No.53542877]

Sometimes I wonder why stocks went down in 2022 at all if there's still so much retard strength euphoria left in people.

[Anonymous No.53542884]

>even the prophet has been heemed and set a new higher range

I am officially capitulating my shorts

[Anonymous No.53542885]

>>53542872

[Anonymous No.53542889]

uht oh

[Anonymous No.53542892]

>>53542811
>>53542836
It's publicly known information therefore priced in.

[Anonymous No.53542896]

>>53542840

>>53542866
Still need fiat on/off ramps. Also CB offers institutional services, such as custody, etc.And they get interest income from USDC.

[Anonymous No.53542898]

How come only Norwegian oil/gas stocks are kind of plummeting while such stocks in every other country (especially the US) are pretty much still at ATH despite gas going to absolute shit? Yeah I know their profitability is high even with oil at 80 but we are ways off from ATH and yet the stocks are still at ATH... fugg this market?

[Anonymous No.53542904]

>>53542868
>All we have now is le ebin memelord
It's over.

[Anonymous No.53542908]

>>53542877
Because the market is a manipulated jewish shitshow.
Hope that helps.

[Anonymous No.53542911]

>it's going higher
Goddamn wtf is this a bull market?

[Anonymous No.53542913]

>>53542889
Based. In addition there is stupid german money waiting to enter the market.

[Anonymous No.53542914]

>>53542884
>I bought
>buy my bags
>t. (((David Ryan)))

[Anonymous No.53542916]

>>53542838
>you are doing interpretations and wishful thinking
I'm not, I'm looking at the meeting objectively. "Higher for longer until the job is done" is still the Fed's game plan. Pausing at 5% and holding for a year is not bullish. That's also not a pivot. Powell was giddy with confidence about disinflation but that doesn't change the Fed's rate hike path unless inflation rapidly goes down (and that would likely be accompanied by a deep recession).

[Anonymous No.53542925]

>>53542911
I warned you, dawg.

[Anonymous No.53542926]

>>53542896
those have wildy decentralized in the past 6 months. All you need is a wallet, dozens and dozens of services that act as intermediate, at way better rates than any cex

[Anonymous No.53542930]

>>53542911
>missing the october bottom

[Anonymous No.53542932]

>>53542913
>>53542916
Just add this information and you know what will happen.

[Anonymous No.53542935]

my only regret is not buying more.

[Anonymous No.53542937]

uh oilbros...

[Anonymous No.53542938]

I'm getting flashbacks to the reflation trade meltup of late 2016 after trump won.
Nobody believed it then either. kek.

[Anonymous No.53542939]

>>53542898
>How come only Norwegian oil/gas stocks are kind of plummeting
Canadians one are not doing so great either today
My GXE and CJ are getting kicked in

[Anonymous No.53542941]

>>53542898
PBR is in a hole too, I don't get it

[Anonymous No.53542946]

Rolled up and out my TQQQ calls. Took a nice little profit. Used some of that to buy even more calls. This is just how you do investing Bobos!

[Anonymous No.53542947]

>>53542916
As of yesterday it should've become glaringly obvious that any sort of definition is entirely fluid and that
>rate hikes are the new pivot.

[Anonymous No.53542948]

>>53542938
You have NOT seen anything like this before.

[Anonymous No.53542949]

>>53542877
Everyone was buying 0dte options in 2022 so the crash was suppressed. Actually, they're still buying them now

[Anonymous No.53542950]

>>53542938
I miss that retard. Could tweet out some bullshit then everything rallies 2%.

[Anonymous No.53542961]

How can S&P and Dow be up and down by almost equal amounts?

[Anonymous No.53542968]

>>53542938
das image is raycist mayne

[Anonymous No.53542972]

>>53542961
Why would anyone want boomer garbage in a tech meltup?

[Anonymous No.53542973]

>>53542961
See >>53542277

[Anonymous No.53542985]

Is this boomer right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF5VONLJRsk

[Anonymous No.53542989]

>>53542277
When dump?

[Anonymous No.53543000]

Stocks will keep going up at least until they start going down again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from an upward direction to a downward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices falling instead of rising. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from positive to negative. With negative returns, that means that stock values will be shrinking rather than growing. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going down instead of going up. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either falling or rising.

[Anonymous No.53543002]

>>53542961
Industry and technology are yin and yang. They are counter parts to each other. One is the physical practical and the other is digital, theoretical.

[Anonymous No.53543004]

>>53542961
>Dow
Has already had its pump (and mostly because it never truly dumped)
>S&P
This is where the fun begins.

[Anonymous No.53543005]

>>53542989
7-10 years.

[Anonymous No.53543006]

>INTC higher high
I fucking apologize.

[Anonymous No.53543007]

I’m actually jacking it to bear loss seethe.

[Anonymous No.53543008]

>>53542985
He's a faggot an should kys.

[Anonymous No.53543023]

Can someone tell me why I shouldn't just throw half my paycheck into TQQQ every week and do that until I'm rich? Everyone just says to DCA into ETFs but if that's the most optimal strategy for retards why wouldn't I just put it in the same thing but leveraged for even more money?

Please no bully I have room temp IQ

[Anonymous No.53543025]

>investors couldn't sell all their stock fast enough last year
Make them buy everything higher now.

[Anonymous No.53543030]

>>53542989
See >>53542932
Post hand with timestamp and i may elaborate.

[Anonymous No.53543040]

>>53543023
Because jews

[Anonymous No.53543045]

>>53543005
>Great Depression centennial 2029 gigadump
My body is ready.

[Anonymous No.53543047]

>>53543023
go for it, just make sure to rebalance into less risky assets right before you get rich, because it'd be a shame to see it drop 80% right before you've made it

[Anonymous No.53543051]

>>53543023
I'm doing that but with QLD instead of TQQQ. QLD is 2x leverage, and there's some math and charts that say 2x actually outperforms 3x over the long long term because of volatility, or something. I don't really know, but

[Anonymous No.53543053]

>>53543023
>VOO is the optimal strategy for retards
>what should I do?
Not being rude anon but there you go.

[Anonymous No.53543059]

Whats the best way to bet on the direction of the S&P? SPY calls and puts?

[Anonymous No.53543066]

My fucking broker app (Trade Republic) keeps crashing lmao. Doesn‘t show me my positions or allow me to buy/sell.
Anybody else?

[Anonymous No.53543069]

>Buy Carvana stocks for 1700 $
>Wait a minute
>-120$
>Wait another minute
>+200$
>Sell
Wtf

[Anonymous No.53543073]

yep, im close to losing all 30k gains i made in january. fuck im retarded.

[Anonymous No.53543076]

>>53543051
here you go

[Anonymous No.53543078]

SWANNY PLEASE SAVE US

[Anonymous No.53543079]

>>53543030
How elaborate with deez nuts in your mouth

[Anonymous No.53543088]

>>53543073
Wtf did you do

[Anonymous No.53543095]

>>53543079
Clown world ended in 2020
Kafka world followed after that
Now it is ________

[Anonymous No.53543096]

>>53543006
we hitting 30 today

[Anonymous No.53543097]

Hope you all enjoyed the recession pump, be ready to crab for the next 3 eternities.

[Anonymous No.53543098]

>>53543023
retard

[Anonymous No.53543100]

I'm thinking about buying AIG and selling in 2 weeks after earnings. Now its low thanks to its retarded CFO.
Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.53543101]

Please, gentlemen, uh...
please refer to the sign

[FRESH No.53543104]

>>53543058
>>53543058
>>53543058

[Anonymous No.53543106]

>mfw I open up my port today

[Anonymous No.53543111]

How is the British META guy with a $1000 portfolio doing today? Pretty well I hope

[Anonymous No.53543116]

>tesla going to hit $200
>bbby up $0.43
>gme up $1.43
amc up $0.45
meme stocks win again

[Anonymous No.53543117]

>>53543076
Data before 2009 is irrelevant, we are in the QE clown era now. Holding TQQQ is unironically the new VOO.

[Anonymous No.53543124]

When’s the tech pullback bros? Tomorrow after earnings post today AM?

[Anonymous No.53543130]

>>53543111
imagine if he was tricked into selling before the pump by the bobos here and putting it all on SQQQ or something

[Anonymous No.53543131]

>>53542985
no, listen to lynch. he's just shilling his mutual funds.

[Anonymous No.53543132]

>>53543095
Cronenberg world.

[Anonymous No.53543138]

>>53543124
literally never

[Anonymous No.53543141]

new
>>53543133
>>53543133
>>53543133

[Anonymous No.53543146]

bobo really thought he was the next burry

[Anonymous No.53543155]

>>53543066
set your location to israel, worked for me.

[Anonymous No.53543157]

COIN 77
COIN 77

[Anonymous No.53543162]

>>53543132
BASED beyond belief sir.

[Anonymous No.53543190]

>>53543111
I too was thinking about gigaport and his immense META position

[Anonymous No.53543235]

wtf are you even buying today?

[Anonymous No.53543319]

>>53543235
A pizza, simple 'as.

[Anonymous No.53543415]

>>53543319
she's cute

[Anonymous No.53543577]

>>53542078
yes, it still a commerce & tech giant that flows with the economy more than a single annual earnings report
>I still hate amazon despite all this & have shares

[Anonymous No.53544922]

>>53543235
Got in on LUCY at 1.70ish this morning pre market