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53540394 No.53540394 [Reply] [Original]

>Are you adding value to the company today anon?

>> No.53540426

>>53540394
Fucking hell thats what my manager said. Do they all say this?

>> No.53540443

no
I'm actively, intentionally and maliciously detracting value from the society

>> No.53540457

>>53540394
no. i'm doing maybe 2-3 hours of real, actual work today. if i find any problems and they're not critical, i'm sweeping them under the rug and forgetting about them. if i could steal from the executives and the jewish shareholders, and realistically get away with it, i would. i couldn't care less about creating value.

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53540466

yes. just took a 30minute shit in the toilet.

>> No.53540483

Hopefully not. Usually its like an hour of real work.

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no. im wfh chad.
today they tried to lure me in with a promise of new shiny project that indeed seems interesting to work on. i should ask for 33% raise because they'll have a hard time finding another senior dev for that tech stack.

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>>53540466
I do that multiple times a day

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>>53540394
>Show up and exist to be a tax-write off and pawn in an insurance scheme
1st: watch videos on yt
2nd:watch videos and shitpost on 4channel
3rd: break time, go piss and shit for 40 minutes, take 20 minutes to get back to car
4th hour: lunch break, eat food and watch videos
5th hour: watch movie with adblock on phone
6th hour: take break and piss and walk back to car for 30 minutes, watch yt video or look at instasluts
7th hour: finish movie
8th hour: take a short nap, next guy gets here 10 mins before, leave slightly early, go get a drink at panera bread and kek at wagies there
security is p hilarious

>> No.53540730

>>53540394
yes mr uber wagie sir
I polished all the knobs, pressed all the buttons, wiped all the fluid and still found time to contemplate not killing myself
can I please have my unpaid break for consumption of a morsel of food on my own dime?

>> No.53542751

>>53540394
i think so

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>>53540394
I get paid to maintain value. Adding value is a management responsibility. If you want me addinv value, we can start with a 6-figure salary, and then talk benefits.

>> No.53543284

Home Depot has it written on the wall of their break lounge

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I went to the gym and now I'm taking a shit. I wfh. I'll get a bunch done today and everyone will still be happy.