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Dancing No Sleep Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>>53537704

[Anonymous No.53540325]

LONG AMZN

[Anonymous No.53540328]

[Anonymous No.53540346]

how many green days will we have? serious question

[Anonymous No.53540347]

I need to add some Nintendo to my portfolio

[Anonymous No.53540356]

slurp it up little piggies, you always short euphoria

[Anonymous No.53540376]

>ISM Manufacturing New Orders collapse to 42.5 Feb 1, 2023
>Going back 40+ years, every other time this has happened has signalled a recession

[Anonymous No.53540377]

>>53540346
Line only goes up until the end of the year

[Anonymous No.53540386]

>>53537847
I tried back last summer around ad after the june dump. Every move I did seemed to be unversed. I have no constitution for this as I easily got shook out of even the slightest move in the opposite direction. Eventually I stopped trying to time and went back to my tried and true method of just letting my mutual funds do the work while I sit back and watch.

[Anonymous No.53540388]

Still buying undervalued food stocks and you can't do anything about that.

[Anonymous No.53540389]

>>53540376
don't worry line always goes up someone fucked up the algos

[Anonymous No.53540413]

Why the fuck is oil dumping
This is the most nigger commodity I swear

[Anonymous No.53540418]

Ayo wtf. I’m stinking of selling at market open

[Anonymous No.53540422]

I'm selling everything I have today and going all in on INTC long

[Anonymous No.53540423]

>>53540376
This is fine

[Anonymous No.53540428]

>>53540422
smart im doing the same

INTC is insane value (and their gpus are actually getting competitive)

[Anonymous No.53540434]

>>53540346
green until all bobos are dead

[Anonymous No.53540441]

>>53540376
>every other time this has happened has signalled a recession
Which means it alternates. So no recession this time. No panic

[Anonymous No.53540442]

>>53540413
if you didn't sell at the top of march/june then you get what you deserve

[Anonymous No.53540449]

>>53540328
>when people find out how short you really are

[Anonymous No.53540451]

Munchi, munchi.

[Anonymous No.53540462]

I'm all in tqqq, done trying to time the market and pick winners.

[Anonymous No.53540463]

>>53540346
5 or so

[Anonymous No.53540468]

>>53540376
low ISm is literally the bottom signal

[Anonymous No.53540471]

>michael burry deleted his twitter after he said to sell

lmao, it would be even more hilarious if we actually dumped again for max pain

[Anonymous No.53540472]

>>53540462
Oh poor mumu

[Anonymous No.53540475]

Long amzn msft and goog . Leverage x10 minimum.

[Anonymous No.53540485]

>>53540471

He always deletes his twitter and is always a permabear

[Anonymous No.53540486]

>>53540471
there is a double top on dow and sp500

[Anonymous No.53540487]

>>53540471
Michael deleted even his weird nostalgic for childhood tweet

[Anonymous No.53540490]

How long does a typical bear market rally last?

[Anonymous No.53540493]

>>53540475
10x?! Are you poor or something? 50x leverage at least!

[Anonymous No.53540497]

JXNiggers...

[Anonymous No.53540500]

>>53540490
4years

[Anonymous No.53540511]

>>53540413
the news kept repeating that china reopening would spike up demand again
it started sounding more desperate each time

i solded my remaining position because of that, was getting flashbacks to other similar instances like canadian weed and its priced in legalization day

[Anonymous No.53540513]

>>53540471
He has bigger moodswings than most women I know.

[Anonymous No.53540516]

tik...tok

[Anonymous No.53540519]

Saturn V was a fucking marvel of engineering. Shame we can't build those anymore...

[Anonymous No.53540536]

>>53540519
you ever been to kennedy space center to see one? it's unbelievable how big that thing is.

[Anonymous No.53540542]

Fucking Meta dump fucked me over yesterday big time lmao. 20% because of fucking share buybacks?! Come on!
If any of you wanna gamble, both Alphabet and Apple are doing buybacks too (in even higher quantities than Facebook) and they report earnings today, so…

[Anonymous No.53540548]

>>53540487
>>53540471
Pic related

[Anonymous No.53540550]

>>53540542
>Fucking Meta dump fucked me over yesterday big time lmao. 20% because of fucking share buybacks?! Come on!
>he thought meta was just a dieing website called "facebook"
wake up normie

[Anonymous No.53540565]

>>53540519
to think what a combination of nazi germans and hungarians jews, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Martians_(scientists), were able to achieve together
truly the most epic anime crossover

[Anonymous No.53540571]

>>53540513
I don’t understand how he ever got good at investing

[Anonymous No.53540575]

>>53540550
There's the faggotverse too

[Anonymous No.53540576]

>>53540471
Burry has predicted 10 out of the last 2 recessions

[Anonymous No.53540585]

>>53540550
That‘s literally what they are, except they also burn billions of dollars on Oculus Rift for boomers (which no one will ever use. VR flopped massively).
Institutional investors just haven‘t caught on yet because they‘re dumb boomers themselves.

[Anonymous No.53540590]

>>53540542
>bought Meta at 108
LIFE
IS
GOOD

[Anonymous No.53540610]

Gay market and sick economy. We are going full weimar and jerome can't stop it. Prices go up but wages have been stagnating for years.
'Ate jews, simple as

[Anonymous No.53540611]

>>53540585
They are also on the business of giving depression to hoes, faggots and chads and also ferrying messages for third worlders

[Anonymous No.53540614]

>>53540571
Raw unironic spergery. Obsesses over numbers and he is right more often than he's wrong despite the shit he always gets for being a perma gay bear.

[Anonymous No.53540619]

>>53540611
I‘ll give you that WhatsApp is massive, but Insta has been getting pushed out by TikTok across the globe.

[Anonymous No.53540623]

>>53540610
Buy ZIM sir.

[Anonymous No.53540635]

>>53540619
Are they making lots of money?

[Anonymous No.53540636]

>>53540610
wages don't need to go up when everyone is retarded and goes out and gets a massive loan getting into debt because muh interest rates are so low it'd be dumb not to!

[Anonymous No.53540642]

>>53540623
is that the shipping company? I think shipping is going to get pretty sleepy here soon

[Anonymous No.53540644]

FUCK THIS MARKET AHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.53540645]

>>53540619
Still a bussiness even if not successful anymore

[Anonymous No.53540648]

>>53540619
>WhatsApp is massive
does it even make money? figure they sell some info but it's not like they have adverts or premium versions of whatsapp, just market share and data to sell

[Anonymous No.53540649]

All that ironic & bitter bobotard posting makes me very bullish

[Anonymous No.53540652]

>>53540635
No, their revenue numbers during the report yesterday were abysmal.

[Anonymous No.53540659]

>>53540649
There always is a bullmarket somewhere. You just have to find it.

[Anonymous No.53540674]

>>53540659
spoken like a true prophet

[Anonymous No.53540676]

>>53540674

[Anonymous No.53540677]

>>53540652
I bought NFLX at 180 and I'm debating when to sell it, I can't decide if this is a bull trap or not. Macro outlook seems bad to me.

[Anonymous No.53540679]

we're giving up all the gains and more by next week arent we

[Anonymous No.53540688]

>>53540636
They can't allow nonstop printing, something must crack

[Anonymous No.53540691]

>>53540679
of course, the crab will always return

[Anonymous No.53540707]

Hindenburg Research dropped an article.

Short INDA

[Anonymous No.53540714]

>>53540585
>That‘s literally what they are
instagram: huge
whatsapp: huge
(and of course facebook is still huge)

funny how people like you say facebook has no future value since its not growing anymore, but at the same time say VR has no future value since its not big yet. pick your narrative

[Anonymous No.53540738]

>>53540714
VR has been commercially available for what, 10 years now? For institutions even longer than that. Do you see wide scale adoption? Even most modern games that just came out don‘t support VR because simply nobody uses it.

[Anonymous No.53540742]

>>53540707
BASTARD

[Anonymous No.53540743]

>>53540679
no. (you) are doing that

[Anonymous No.53540757]

>>53540714
VR has a really long way to go in order to be something regular people want to use. This idea that people are going to have tax meetings in the metaverse is retarded. That leaves gaming where people don't want to put the headsets on. 3D wouldn't even takeoff, people don't like wearing headsets.

[Anonymous No.53540759]

>>53540738
The fact that it is basically a vomit machine doesn't help

[Anonymous No.53540764]

>>53540738
I use it
>to jerk off

[Anonymous No.53540765]

>>53540738
occulus quests ARE seeing adoption, do you have kids?

was big this christmas, only a matter of time..

[Anonymous No.53540777]

>>53540765
>was big this christmas

[Anonymous No.53540780]

>>53540765
>>53540738
see pic related (obvs 2021 was bumper christmas because quest 2 released cheap)

but the trend is GOOD

[Anonymous No.53540784]

Dont forget to LONG AMZN MSFT AND AAPL

[Anonymous No.53540785]

>>53540738
VR is a meme. AR is where its at, look at those microsoft AR googles for the US army. shit is actually sci fi. msft keeps winning

[Anonymous No.53540810]

>>53540785
yeah and microsoft has much better management. facebook is still a kids company and they don't have talented managers like microsoft, google and apple.

[Anonymous No.53540813]

>>53540376
It's different this time. Trust me.

[Anonymous No.53540814]

COIN up pre market

[Anonymous No.53540828]

>>53540810
>and they don't have talented managers
they had all the oculus managers including Carmack, then they FUCKED Carmack and his fellow oculus devs because meta/facebook is a cancer company

[Anonymous No.53540840]

>>53540707
SIR NO DO NOT REDEEM THE CAPITAL SIR

[Anonymous No.53540846]

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

[Anonymous No.53540848]

>LLY posts great ER and guidance
>Falls
>Meta posts shit ER and guidance
>+20%

This is it. The crash is here

[Anonymous No.53540851]

So what is the best vr porn game? Explain meta's bull case.

[Anonymous No.53540852]

>>53540846
LOL

[Anonymous No.53540859]

how to invest in 24/7 free content creation
https://www.twitch.tv/watchmeforever

[Anonymous No.53540862]

>>53540848
medicine outed as a scam with the pandemic, tech is our new god now

[Anonymous No.53540875]

>>53540422
CHECKED.
>>53540428
This.

>>53538239
There is still time.

[Anonymous No.53540879]

>>53540846
would have been funny if before deleting his twitter he just tweeted "this is not financial advice"

[Anonymous No.53540896]

>>53540828
Yeah. I don't buy stocks/businesses that have obviously shit management even if they have some momentum. That could change for Facebook because they do have the ability to invest a lot, but there are safer bets to put your money imo.

[Anonymous No.53540904]

>>53540413
Because it doesn't really matter that Russia isn't exporting to EU. They sell to others and these others sell to EU. Oil goes in circles. Only a reduction in production could bring prices up.

[Anonymous No.53540908]

>>53540851
I don't know that people even really will adopt VR porn meaningfully.

[Anonymous No.53540920]

Gonna buy LUC call on open

[Anonymous No.53540932]

>>53540904
Those other selling back to EU sell it at a premium though. They also charge a fee for shipping costs obviously, it‘s much more expensive to get oil on a tanker from India to Rotterdam than through a pipeline from Novosibirsk to Warsaw.
When oil prices dump, the reason is usually that people expect a recession, decreased industrial production and thus a lower demand for oil.

[Anonymous No.53540946]

>>53540413
whenever commodities get hyped I sell them. then when it gets quiet again I'll buy them. it's always like this. people swing trade that shit. long term oil is going to go up but it'll be an up and down thing along the way.

[Anonymous No.53540960]

I present to you the bears last great hope

Not going long until Ryan changes course

[Anonymous No.53540962]

>dow lagging
>meme high beta shit pumping for weeks
>itt mumus think this is "it" and buying more on open
can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.53540975]

>>53540962
I can't believe we still have declawed bobos here
didn't you guys all commit suicide yesterday after fighting the fed and losing?

[Anonymous No.53540987]

Bros I feel like Lagarde will ruin this rally like in december

[Anonymous No.53540997]

>>53540962
If the last year has demonstrated something to me it's that mumutards act like macro doesn't matter. Case in point
>>53540975
Not worth trying to convince them imo they'll just screech and say emotional shit about how "it's different this time" or "the market has won" or "Powell signaled a pivot"

[Anonymous No.53540999]

>>53540975
watch how it goes back to exactly the point where Jpow press conference started today.
the headlines will be: "index slump; market awaiting payroll print on Friday" or some other jewmedia reason they come up with.

[Anonymous No.53541018]

sell it all tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53541026]

>>53540946
Funny thing. The last time the fed was raising rates at this pace a collegue said that to me and he was broke the month after.

[Anonymous No.53541027]

>>53540908
skibby? i whacked it to some vr shit back in 2009 when i was 13-14. it's been around a long bit, but it's now hitting the market in a pretty big way and /v/ is seething.

[Anonymous No.53541028]

>Inflation had peaked but he didn't buy

[Anonymous No.53541054]

gentlemen, Credit Suisse is it doomed to fail or is it coming back? I am thinking get in early on this rebound and make a killing in the years to come. This is the bank of the elite who hide their wealth in a neutral nation. I feel it won't collapse but odder things have happened.

[Anonymous No.53541056]

>>53540328
>when you're entire networth expires worthless

[Anonymous No.53541070]

So, march-2020 aside, this was indeed the generational bottom? Feels surreal to experience it firsthand

[Anonymous No.53541078]

>>53541028
i did and it turned green the same day. according to graph its undervalued and its also almost divvy time

[Anonymous No.53541087]

>>53541070
No WW3 hasn't started yet.

[Anonymous No.53541091]

>TSLA
Buy in or not

[Anonymous No.53541092]

>>53541026
I think the pain is just starting. I work for a guy who owns a bunch of dealerships and the dealers have been telling me about the people coming in to "renew" their leases...their 500/mo payment is now 800/mo for a new car. so then they try to finance to buy it and the rates are really high, or they're upside down in the car. It takes a long time for this stuff to work through the economy I think. People are going to have to spend less on random bullshit and will have to spend more on necessities.

[Anonymous No.53541095]

>>53541087
no chance of WW3, if it was going to happen it would have happened already

[Anonymous No.53541096]

>>53540490
400 years

[Anonymous No.53541098]

I guess I just dont understand the stock market
I thought I did but I didnt

[Anonymous No.53541103]

>>53541091
Buy INTC

[Anonymous No.53541109]

>>53541070
>this was indeed the generational bottom?
son I don't want to sound like a bear here, but all these tech layoffs going on? Almost all these people are getting parachutes that last 5+ years, these people are being paid for 5 years to do no work, but this is still money saving measures in the eyes of these companies.
What do these big tech groups expect to be happening 10 years from now if they're cutting dead weight now and paying for them for another 5, what are they expecting is going to happen? It worries me

[Anonymous No.53541110]

>>53540422
Uhm, sweaty? They are projecting a 40% revenue loss next quarter

[Anonymous No.53541112]

>>53541087
bobo's hopes and dreams

[Anonymous No.53541118]

>>53540585
Most VR users are children, fucko

[Anonymous No.53541121]

>>53541018
Yes, but at what cost?

[Anonymous No.53541127]

>>53541109
>Almost all these people are getting parachutes that last 5+ years
Hahahaha no

[Anonymous No.53541133]

>>53541087
You have to have multiple countries in play to have a World War. What is it gonna be, the West vs a bunch of shit tier failing states like Russia and Iran teaming up? Or worse, communist shitholes that are even more inefficient than The Empire?
lmao. lol, even.

[Anonymous No.53541138]

The bear is dead.

[Anonymous No.53541152]

>>53541121
THIS IS IT, I'M TELLING YOU THIS IS IT

[Anonymous No.53541161]

>>53541127
https://youtu.be/0e6jYnmsP_E?t=197

[Anonymous No.53541166]

>>53541109
the singularity.

[Jealous No.53541173]

>this chart I accidentally clicked on

[Anonymous No.53541174]

>>53541092
Based. This is exactly why i am long food and neccessities and short tech, cars and luxury.

[Anonymous No.53541184]

ECB PRESS CONFERENCE LINK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHCLe3IEiXc

[Anonymous No.53541188]

>>53541161
>Source: mouth breathing YouTuber

[Anonymous No.53541193]

>>53541118
My girlfriend's boomer mom got me a vr for Christmas, and I'm a boomer too now. Anyone over 35 is now a boomer, and in 5 years, anyone over 25 will be called a boomer

[Anonymous No.53541195]

>>53541092
I work for a marketing agency that primarily services car dealerships and I haven’t seen leases go up outside of luxury brands. Honda, VW, Toyota all have comparable leases on 2023 models to 2022 and even 2021.

[Anonymous No.53541215]

>>53541092
This is what makes me wear tinfoil when I see these forward guidances in earnings, especially in consumer tech like meta. People have only started getting fucked right now.

[Anonymous No.53541218]

>>53540356
Eh. Take a little profit and put in cheap buy orders at technical levels.
It isn't rocket surgery.

[Anonymous No.53541233]

>>53541138
All bears are pessimistic limp wrist pencil dick homosexuals.

[Anonymous No.53541236]

>>53541188
cope more
https://blog.google/inside-google/message-ceo/january-update/

[Anonymous No.53541239]

> Initial Jobless Claims 183K vs 200K forecast
>market pumps
tight job market doesnt matter anymore BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.53541240]

>>53541218
I am only trading once a month and set slurp levels for comfy dividend stocks. So it's like 12 workdays a year for me. Sometimes 13.

[Anonymous No.53541244]

Long cvs? Also short carvana or is that just a trainwreck waiting to happen

[Anonymous No.53541247]

VIX computer


>>53541236
That's still just one company dumbfuck
And you're assuming they all got that
Don't @ me again you fucking worthless idiot

[Anonymous No.53541248]

SOFI!!! I'm profitable on SOFI now!!

[Anonymous No.53541249]

$417 SPY will be the local top. Do with this what you will.
t. outsider

[Anonymous No.53541251]

>>53541166
This guy knows what's up. Lay off your soon-to-be useless workforce when it doesn't cost you much yet, because in the future, post-singularity with leftitsts wanting to protecc the worker, it won't be the same.
Those layoffs are so bullish it's ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.53541252]

>>53541109
>>53541161
companies would pay a lot for some tribal knowledge from another company, maybe it's just to keep ex-employees from bringing that to their competitor?

[Anonymous No.53541257]

>>53540295
Wtf is going on? Should I short the open?

[Anonymous No.53541259]

Now this is some true mumu euphoria. Reminder that there is nothing bullish about a 5% terminal fed funds rate, mass layoffs, and a slowing economy.

[Anonymous No.53541261]

>>53540422
You're gonna cry the moment they inevitably cut the dividend

[Anonymous No.53541264]

>>53541247
They're all the same, continue your seethe, it fuels me
@nigger@nigger@nigger@nigger@nigger@nigger@nigger@nigger@nigger@nigger@nigger@nigger@nigger@nigger@nigger@nigger@nigger
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/01/20/google-amazon-microsoft-meta-twitter-severance-packages-compared.html

[Anonymous No.53541272]

>>53541195
I can tell you they have on VW because we own VW dealerships. Leases are based on interest rates and residual values, so while residual values are being factored higher then interest rates are much higher. And getting financed on cars much worse. Leasing interest rates are like 7% for VW and financing (with good credit) is at like 6% (through a bank or credit union)

>>53541215
I think travel and restaurants are going to get hit again, just my personal opinion. Eating out right now is brutally expensive. Even some shitty strip mall lunch is 40 bucks for two people.

[Anonymous No.53541275]

>>53541259
Yeah please bring it on. The market could be 80% in the red and i would still be green. Got cash on the sideline, too.

[Anonymous No.53541281]

>>53541261
the one crying is you after I cut your foreskin and turn you into a little shabbos goy. INTC is backed by (((the powers that be))) and hence cannot fail

[Anonymous No.53541283]

>>53541272
values are being factored higher, but interest rates are much higher*

[Anonymous No.53541288]

I went long on AMZN with a x20 leverage at premarket . Im gonna make it

[Anonymous No.53541293]

>>53541257
no we going to the moon and yes I'm absolutely seething at the fact we are still pumping after fucking 4 weeks of green

[Anonymous No.53541303]

I hate bainwashed leftist faggots from snaggletooth island so fucking much bros

[Anonymous No.53541304]

>>53541303
Buy TSN sir.

[Anonymous No.53541314]

>>53541054
*one of the banks

There's probably like a hundred banks and thousands of family offices run out of Switzerland my man

[Anonymous No.53541337]

>Crude oil
SINK RATE
PULL UP
PULL UP
WOOP WOOP
RETARD
RETARD

[Anonymous No.53541348]

>>53541293
And to think I sold my Apple at 135 and 2 days ago considered buying AMD at 73. FML. My soul is crushed. I could have made a week's worth of pay in January. Maybe more. In Dec I spent most of my time playing gt7 like a loser rather than doing research

[Anonymous No.53541362]

>>53541054
it has already failed
>few will understand this

[Anonymous No.53541379]

>>53541288
how tf did u get 20x leverage? nice tho bro amazon chads stay winning

[Anonymous No.53541381]

this reminds me exactly like august

[Anonymous No.53541382]

>>53541348
based gt7
That Porsche nurburgring mission was pain. At least at launch it was

[Anonymous No.53541390]

>>53541362
But rich kids of swiss bankers will still get to fly paramotors to school through the mountains

[Anonymous No.53541393]

is being listed on a index bearish? there was a huge pump on a stock that got delisted from one

[Anonymous No.53541399]

Did CLFtranny an hero?

[Anonymous No.53541417]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53541428]

>>53541381
Keep coping

[Anonymous No.53541430]

>CVNA up 26% PM
Wtf bros how high does this go?

[Anonymous No.53541431]

>>53540738
Someone needs to compare this with the introduction to stuff like the internet, videogames, and smartphones and see how fast they managed to become as ubiquitous as they are today. I feel like VR is hitting a plateau very early. The bar of entry seems to be a lot higher compared to the others. Unless here is a John Microsoft out there that can develop very commercially available VR set that is also very powerful with few drawbacks, I don't see this thing catching on even after a decade of it being introduced and had time to develop more.

[Anonymous No.53541443]

boilkeks, status report? what are you planning to do today? cut your loses or commit to HODL?

[Anonymous No.53541456]

MGAM roped itself

[Anonymous No.53541460]

I am no longer a bobo you may now commence the dumping

[Anonymous No.53541463]

>>53541431
It will be eventually shrunk down to contact lenses and then holograms and brain chips and then you will be trapped inside the matrix

[Anonymous No.53541465]

I am no longer a mumu you may now commence the pumping

[Anonymous No.53541474]

>>53541431
That’s because it isn’t actually vr it’s a tv but strapped to your face

[Anonymous No.53541480]

>>53541460
>>53541465
Embrace the crabby slurp.

[Anonymous No.53541483]

>>53541430
Easy short tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.53541485]

>>53541465
incredibly based anon one of us has to be right

[Anonymous No.53541486]

>>53540388
How will the "bird flu" epidemic affect/effect tyson

[Anonymous No.53541494]

This AI thing is getting kind of spooky. We should ask ChatGPT for stock tips

[Anonymous No.53541517]

>>53541494
It just says that it isn‘t qualified to offer stock advice.
If you want to profit off the AI hype though, read up on the company C3.AI. Yes, they are publically traded. Yes, they are printing money.

[Anonymous No.53541518]

Already pumping vertically in pre-market. Something has to break.

[Anonymous No.53541522]

>>53541494
the free public one only has data trends available from 2021

[Anonymous No.53541524]

>>53541494
futurama bit/10

[Anonymous No.53541529]

>>53541494
>We should ask ChatGPT for stock tips
MSFT and TSLA of course

[Anonymous No.53541542]

huh nokia suddenly going up. is it listed in usa too?

[Anonymous No.53541547]

>>53541494
Asking the precursor to the antichrist about stonks. Musk says we are literally summoning the demon by embracing AI. Well bros, we had a good run, didn't we?

[Anonymous No.53541549]

Would you buy this chart?

[Anonymous No.53541550]

>>53541542
Yes, NYSE under NOK

[Anonymous No.53541552]

henlo

[Anonymous No.53541554]

>msft 260 2/17
Yeah...I'm feeling comfy

[Anonymous No.53541556]

>>53541348
When is LUMN going to pop back to $10?

[Anonymous No.53541561]

>>53541483
I was going to at open today along with PTON but that shit surprised me when I checked just now. Guess shorts got squeezed or something

[Anonymous No.53541566]

>>53541549
Hell yeah.

[Anonymous No.53541567]

>>53541486
If there is a real danger to livestock then big companies will have the cure for it. Small producers will be wiped out.

[Anonymous No.53541577]

>>53541547
what bro the AI is god
Napolean was the antichrist
The USA is the kingdom of god on earth

[Anonymous No.53541580]

>>53541547
>Musk says we are literally summoning the demon by embracing AI
while shilling his nuralink machine learning shit embedded in your soft squishy skull through invasive surgery?

[Anonymous No.53541587]

>>53541547

We are fucked either. No stop stopping the apocalypse when the magnetic poles flip. I wonder how many times species have been wiped off the earth

[Anonymous No.53541588]

>>53541550
i see. thanks

[Anonymous No.53541607]

Should i sell all my AMZN and buy again after earnings? I also have some MSFT

[Anonymous No.53541614]

>>53541587
I don't know, but it didn't go so well for mars

[Anonymous No.53541618]

>>53541607
why sell before earnings?

[Anonymous No.53541637]

>>53541614

When you deep dive into the poles shifting its quite terrifying

[Anonymous No.53541641]

>>53541618
amazon earnings expected to be less after pandemic buying sprees of the last year or two

[Anonymous No.53541645]

>>53541618
UPS, FedEx and other global parcel deliverers all said online shopping went down drastically for the past half year or so. So i'm thinking Amazon will be no different and earnings will be lower than expected

[Anonymous No.53541646]

>>53540376
>>53540468
yeah -- we're in a recession, right now.
we were going to be in a recession anyway, but then we got biden which both guaranteed it and assured it would be worse than otherwise because presidents are liars (since jefferson) and always use the treasury to do the opposite of what they're known for (since nixon, roughly): republicans talk tight budgets then spend, democrats talk welfare then don't give any.
and immediately after inauguration that's exactly what we saw: federal outlays rocketed into negative territory in the multiple millions. likely somewhere, in a thousand little pockets of the DIB+NGO complex, directors and PIs are kvetching about their lack of funding for their little oddball project. nobody can add it all up real-time. the pentagon deliberately makes it impossible for an outsider to account for all of it.
as long as the main spigot stays on (through HHS) that won't matter. the market will take a while to adjust to the rate hikes but the government still leaks billions of dollars, just not as much to people who buy stocks (those who actually bump the ISM number meaningfully). point being, the economy has plenty of money in it.
it just takes time because actual market participants have to claw it back from the poors via landlords and auto loans and such. so this is just another of those "micro" recessions that the press is ordered not to talk about until several months after its over, so as not to impinge on the president's current approval rating. they say the market is "six months" ahead of the economy but that's only true when govt spending is in harmony with increased production (again, republican presidents, running deficits). in these conditions, "stealth austerity" i'd call them, it's six months behind.

[Anonymous No.53541649]

>>53541607
I’m planning on selling a handful at open, can’t see it not pulling back a few dollars

[Anonymous No.53541657]

still waiting for spx 3200 before i buy

[Anonymous No.53541660]

>Tfw the little girl on wallstreet faces down the bull better than you ever could

[Anonymous No.53541668]

Yes I made one out of flares PFA tubing and pvdf fittings.

[Anonymous No.53541677]

>>53541637
Humanity has failed again. IMO we probably deserve to be wiped out

[Anonymous No.53541688]

>>53541645
>>53541641
interesting. I think ima sell then

[Anonymous No.53541691]

O'ER THE LAND OFFFFF THE FREEEEEEEEEE
AND THE HOOOOOOOOOME OF THE BRAAAAAAAAAAAAVE

[Anonymous No.53541698]

>>53541645
>ecommerce

AMZN's price is almost entirely based on AWS growth and guidance at this point

[Anonymous No.53541701]

>>53540376
>>53541646
If you really believe we're in a recession you should buy gold stock because they usually moon in these times.

[Anonymous No.53541704]

Reminder that pic related is happening now and it will end in tragedy if you don't get out in time

[Anonymous No.53541706]

>>53541668
>dual side by side penis milker
seriously bro you shouldnt have

[Anonymous No.53541710]

All this talk of Google and Amazon earnings made me forget that Qualcomm is reporting today as well.
Smartphone sales (especially the brands that Qualcomm supplies) are down the shitter, so I‘m guessing they‘re going to miss.

[Anonymous No.53541718]

>>53541688
Counterpoint: amazon benefited dramatically from lowered shipping costs in Q4 and likely will continue to going forward. UPS and Fedex said deliveries are down because people only use Amazon now.

[Anonymous No.53541724]

>>53541698
Yup. Just like Azure is Microsoft‘s most important product by far now.

[Anonymous No.53541728]

>>53541668
Is, t-that a bomb anon?

[Anonymous No.53541737]

Initial claims drop. This is not what Powell wants to see? WTF? Why is it pumping?

[Anonymous No.53541738]

>>53540738
More like 30 years ago, commercially. It's still glitchy as fuck and looks like shit.
What a gay ass premise

[Anonymous No.53541743]

>>53541737
Priced in

[Anonymous No.53541750]

>>53541737
Resilient economy
End of hikes in sight
Inflation on the run
Market is forward looking
tl;dr buy

[Anonymous No.53541769]

well we're at the 50 fib meme line what now? we really gonna bull on through?

[Anonymous No.53541770]

>>53541668
Nice clock Achmed, why don't you show it to me in the White House?

[Anonymous No.53541781]

>>53541704
I really, really, really do not care about retail shit.
Only buying undervalued.
You should, too.

[Anonymous No.53541782]

>>53541737
Price in pump mode.
Price keep pumping long as dip buyers keep on dipping, and momentum buyers keep on momoing & the hodlers keep on hodling. Soon as one of those either stops, in the case of the first 2, or starts dumping hard, in the case of the last we continue.

[Anonymous No.53541783]

They letting me out this bitch in a few mins

[Anonymous No.53541785]

>>53541688
>>53541698
but we also are getting pic related, so i don't know what to do with all my amzn.

[Anonymous No.53541790]

>>53541770
That was the event that let me know everything is fake/gay.

[Anonymous No.53541805]

>>53541785
I flipped a coin and it landed on heads so ima hold

[Anonymous No.53541806]

>>53540810
>>53540828
Meta has a bunch of cancerous VPs to make a million dollars a year beating each other off and gaslighting people under them. I sold cars to these people, they are conceited, inhuman, insufferable assholes.

[Anonymous No.53541813]

>>53541783
I bought a house with a view of your cell.

[Anonymous No.53541823]

Happy Groundhogs day :)

[Anonymous No.53541824]

>>53541785
Meta retard pumped. Amazon will too.

[Anonymous No.53541825]

>>53541704
>Retail traders that think ((everyone)) is out to get retail traders but at the same time they are smarter than the other retail traders and will be able to profit from them.

[Anonymous No.53541830]

bobros... should i capitulate... am i the only one who hasn't.. i fell for the trap that the stock market is real

[Anonymous No.53541831]

>>53541785
>>53541718
Maybe I should buy even more Amzn? all those bobos are scaring me and I can't think straight

[Anonymous No.53541834]

i'm priced out

[Anonymous No.53541839]

>>53541825
You wouldn't know half the tickers in my portfolio.

[Anonymous No.53541842]

>>53541830
>nvda 135
my brother in christ
are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.53541843]

>>53540413
first, there is an annual cycle to contracting. fuel is not delivered on demand. contracting must start before winter in the northern hemisphere, where almost everybody lives.
second there is an intermediate-term cycle of unspecified length which is the confluence of the first cycle, plus international currency settlements, plus international production and reserve-filling or reserve-emptying which is partly political because of US+OPEC.
third there is "the commodity supercycle" which is structural factors being affected by the second cycle, as they can cause huge changes in rig count, plus long-term currency death, inflation. i would say "inflation or deflation" but we only saw austerity during the 2008 GFC and only in europe. isolated case. the reality is that changes from high inflation to low inflation, and vice versa, is plenty enough to create these longer disruptions.
in the third cycle boom times that drive oil prices down typically come first as too many rigs come online then we all find out we don't need that much oil. but, you just saw the opposite of that.
rig counts were falling to begin with, when covid hit and cratered the oil price by forcing demand-side to vanish, which is out of character for the supercycle. therefore, it reset. prices follow human activity, they do not dictate it.

[Anonymous No.53541844]

>>53541839
and nobody ever will

[Anonymous No.53541847]

>>53541737
Because this market is rigged, shit that should be bad news pumps. Fundamentally I'm bearish but I think now I'm bullish on the market price action because it's a clown show

[Anonymous No.53541854]

>>53541844
And thats a good thing.

[Anonymous No.53541858]

>>53541785
maybe they'll announce a buyback and it will mega retard pump like META

[Anonymous No.53541862]

>>53541839
And thats a bad thing

[Anonymous No.53541868]

is it possible to have a recession with a ripping stock market?

[Anonymous No.53541871]

>>53541750
>End of hikes in sight
>Inflation on the run
>Market is forward looking

But how is inflation going to go down when the employment market is still hot? It's the mechanism driving the inflation.
>Employers pay higher wages to hire hard to hire employees
>Employees spend more of these wages on goods
>The demand for goods goes higher and the price goes higher, or does not bring us to 2% inflation any time soon

Is there a flawed assumption in my reasoning?
I need serious answers because I'm physically ill holding these SPY put spreads.

[Anonymous No.53541873]

>>53541825
I have no idea what point you're trying to make. The post in the image is about general market sentiment and mumu euphoria

[Anonymous No.53541878]

I'll just go ahead and post this one early

[Anonymous No.53541886]

>>53541862
>red id
Ask me howw i know you are the JXNigger

[Anonymous No.53541896]

>>53541834
it was inevitable

[Anonymous No.53541897]

>>53541873
please stop responding to me your desperation disgusts me

[Anonymous No.53541902]

Color of my id determines the fate of the market today.

[Anonymous No.53541903]

>>53541871
>he thinks inflation is caused by employment
bruh

[Anonymous No.53541911]

>>53541842
but ... it was 135 1 month ago... all the gpus are on sale... please... mercy me... look at the fundamentals...

[Anonymous No.53541914]

i wanted to get more comfy divvy stock but for some reason its pumping hard. i hope it goes down again soon

[Anonymous No.53541915]

>>53541847
>now I'm bullish on the market price action

For the short term or you are no longer identifying as a bear for anything on the horizon?

[Anonymous No.53541918]

>>53541902
>purple is blue and red mixed
WTF?!?!?!? RED DAY CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53541926]

this market can moon without me, I'm parking my money in BIL

[Anonymous No.53541925]

>>53541896
how long do i have to wait?

[Anonymous No.53541927]

EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE A POSITION IN THE MARKET NEEDS TO LEAVE

CASHGANG IS NOT WELCOME HERE ANYMORE

[Anonymous No.53541928]

>>53541903
>>he thinks inflation is caused by employment

What's it caused by? Putin?

[Anonymous No.53541929]

>>53541871
Look at DAX, we went full retard

[Anonymous No.53541937]

>>53541918
It is the color, of despair.

[Anonymous No.53541942]

also, nvda looks ripe to take a massive shit down soon

[Anonymous No.53541948]

>>53541911
>fundamentals
If any of that would matter, have you not learned that through the corona pump? There were companies making losses and their stock price was higher back then compared to now when they make profits.

[Anonymous No.53541952]

Uhh msybe I won’t sell

[Anonymous No.53541956]

Bears: Absolutely slaughtered.

Fuck all you dumb faggots.

[Anonymous No.53541959]

>>53541897
Still don't know what you're talking about. I think you need to calm down a bit

[Anonymous No.53541960]

>>53541911
Dios mio... and I thought I was retarded for rolling over my shorts...

[Anonymous No.53541965]

Here we go! markets about to open

[Anonymous No.53541966]

>>53541928
>What's it caused by? Putin?
>Putin price hike
I mean, they have a name for it and everything, so...

[Anonymous No.53541969]

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[Anonymous No.53541970]

>>53541925
as long as it takes for you to accept some level of risk

[Anonymous No.53541971]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

[Anonymous No.53541972]

>>53541959
get off me I don't have any change

[Anonymous No.53541974]

>>53541948
but the fed cut rates then..... WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH IM GETTING SQUEEZED BY NORMIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53541978]

gl bois

[Anonymous No.53541980]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53541986]

MY NIGGA BEZOS

[Anonymous No.53541993]

glorious
god i love to see retail suffer

[Anonymous No.53542011]

>>53541986
The king does it again. amazon chads stay winning

[Anonymous No.53542012]

>>53541993
retail is buying the dip on tsla

[Anonymous No.53542016]

LOOK AT MUH LIL COINBASE

ITS DOIN A LIL SUM

[Anonymous No.53542017]

>>53542012
god i hope so

[Anonymous No.53542020]

WHAT THE FUCK IM RICH

[Anonymous No.53542021]

my dumb TXF.TO be pumpin'

[Anonymous No.53542031]

>>53542020
Based. Make sure to be smug about it.

[Anonymous No.53542038]

its over for me

[Anonymous No.53542046]

>>53541993
What did us plebs ever do to you, Mr hedgie?

[Anonymous No.53542047]

COIN
O
I
N

[Anonymous No.53542048]

>You DID buy the generational bottom, didnt you anon?

[Anonymous No.53542056]

>>53541915
Probably long term I thought October lows were going to be broken with consumer doing terrible and gas and food prices increasing I really thought earnings would be so good for 4th quarter and thought the market would believe the whole higher for longer talk. I know there's rallies in bear markets and sometimes they increase by a fair amount since we did go down 23% from ATH but I'm just surprised by the market ripping on bad data and starting to think the market doesn't care.

[Anonymous No.53542062]

>I sold my bbby yesterday
FUCK

[FRESH No.53542065]

>>53542051
>>53542051
>>53542051

[Anonymous No.53542066]

>>53541972
This is exactly the type of bull euphoria and obnoxiousness before the melt-up ends. Thanks for the indicator

[Anonymous No.53542069]

>>53542020
Then sell now before you get rekt

[Anonymous No.53542070]

>>53542047
PFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Anonymous No.53542071]

Based boomer dow still red in all this mumu euphoria

[Anonymous No.53542099]

>>53542048
No ;_;

[Anonymous No.53542113]

>>53541843

nice rundown, thanks

[Anonymous No.53542116]

>>53542071
Over the past few months traders sold tech and bought boomer stocks because it looked safer. That's why the DJI got close to ATH. Now that we're in the euphoric melt-up phase they're switching back to tech

[Anonymous No.53542124]

>>53541517
Where were you a month ago?

[Anonymous No.53542759]

>>53541095
>no chance of WW3
The copium never stops

[Anonymous No.53542957]

>Buy Carvana stocks for 1700 $
>Wait a minute
>-120$
>Wait another minute
>+200$
>Sell
Wtf

[Anonymous No.53543537]

>>53542957
schizo market era economics is in

[Anonymous No.53544110]

Check