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[Anonymous No.53539536]

In Dubai lived a man named Ibrahim
With a passion for crypto, he'd take a gamble
He met a CEO, a man named Sergey
Who led a startup called Chainlink, you see

Ibrahim fell in love, oh what a shock
With Sergey, his heart began to rock
But when the price of Chainlink fell
Ibrahim's heart began to yell

"Betrayed!" he cried, "This can't be real!"
He took to the internet to vent and feel
But then he saw Sergey in the land of Frisco
And his heart began to glow, oh how brisk-o!

"I'm sorry," said Sergey with a smile
"I never meant to hurt you, all the while"
They hugged and kissed, their love did thrive
Their happiness, the world could see and drive

The story of Ibrahim and Sergey
Spread far and wide, it was quite a spree
A tale of love and crypto, oh so grand
A story that will forever stand!

[Anonymous No.53539562]

Oh, the story of Ibrahim and Sergey,
Two lovebirds that you all should see!
From Dubai, where they first did meet,
Their love was something quite unique.

But when the value of Chainlink fell,
Ibrahim felt like he was in hell,
He vented online with frustration,
But little did he know this situation.

Sergey then made a decision,
To find a bride through mail-order commission,
He traveled to the Philippines,
To find a love, a sweet allegiance.

But when the news reached Ibrahim's ear,
His heart filled with pain and fear,
He dumped the LINK, caused quite a scare,
And sent the crypto market into repair.

Sergey and Ibrahim in trouble,
The FBI came with a growl and rumble,
They asked for a testimony before congress,
The two lovebirds felt like they were in distress.

But little did they know the outcome,
Sergey was soon to be carted to jail, he'll come out,
For breaking laws in the crypto world,
And Ibrahim too, with sadness swirled.

Oh, the story of Ibrahim and Sergey,
A love so strong, yet led astray,
Their tale will be told for many a day,
And always remembered in a Dr. Seuss way!

[Anonymous No.53539586]

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