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Soft Landing Edition

>Educational sites:

>Financial TV Streams:




>Pre-Market and Live data:


>Boomer Investing 101:



>> No.53530330
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>> No.53530335

to the tune of
/smg/ gobleena
now she is the queen of tiktok whores
what she's waited for

>> No.53530342

why are we melting up?

>> No.53530343
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jp may mays

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>> No.53530354
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Looks like we were wrong

>> No.53530355
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The VIX is drilling

>> No.53530357

UVXY is fucking me

>> No.53530358

NIGGERS!!!!!!!!! market will collapse in two weeks. Thats a man. Niggers tounge my anus. Spics are dirty

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>> No.53530366

I'm financially ruined

>> No.53530375
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Why are we pumping?

On a scale of 1 to 10 how retarded would It be to short this rally?

>> No.53530376

>he just kept bagholding

>> No.53530380

90 SQQQ at 44. I’ve been heemed

>> No.53530388
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>Roth IRA gambling

>> No.53530389
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You know all those days we had where it was just relentlessly red and then the next day it would go red even harder. Just hemorrhaging day after day. We're about to see the opposite effect. Very quickly.

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>> No.53530394

Yeah but why?

>> No.53530395

I'm switching from bear to bull. Can't stand the pain anymore. ;_;

>> No.53530397

About 4/10 retarded because you don't know why we're pumping. If you knew why and decided it was a dumb reason, it would be 2/10 retarded due to downside risk, and 0/10 if you had downside protection.

>> No.53530399

Shorting CVNA and PTON at open tomorrow no way these garbage companies are keeping these gains

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>> No.53530405

Jerome Powell said disinflation is strong in good, and it's in the pipeline for services. And when asked about a pause said the committee was talking about the "path forward" and would have new Projections in March, almost hinting at a change in policy.

>> No.53530406

2,000 BOIL shares at 12.50 average...still holding..bros

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>> No.53530409

Uhhhh goys, Coinbase isn't stopping

>> No.53530413

Requesting bull strangling bobo pls

>> No.53530415

Kys fed.

>> No.53530416

What a surprise.

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>> No.53530418

I knew I should have loaded the 5 dollar puts before the speech, but I pussied out

>> No.53530419
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so one more 25bp hike and then he stops?

>> No.53530425

Why buy COIN when you can buy ETH?

>> No.53530427

the golden biden run

>> No.53530431

Mad repliers should an hero

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>> No.53530435

Jpow showed his cards in the q&a. He let slip too many times that he basically expects the rates to wind down after the next increase. And then there will be nothing. And there's even a chance of rate cuts before the end of the year. He said it's obvious that the inflation has already started. But he would catch himself and say things like but we want to remain cautious instead of declaring victory.

They are basically declaring victory.

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2 now
Blow me

>> No.53530439

what's the qrd on sqqq and tqqq for tech earnings

>> No.53530440

I replied to you in the last thread too, I'm dropping 10k on Mar 3 $12 strike puts at open tomorrow. I'm gonna be rich

>> No.53530446

Yes, just like when he said there would be no hike until late 2023 at the earliest back in 2021.

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Bullshit lawsuit filed against Coinbase by crypto baggies thrown out

>Coinbase Reportedly Sees Class Action Related to Unregistered Securities Dismissed

>Coinbase (COIN) saw a class action suit accusing it of selling unregistered securities dismissed by a US judge, Reuters reported Wednesday.

>The report said that US District Judge Paul Engelmayer in Manhattan rejected the suit, which had been filed by clients of the crypto exchange who had transacted digital assets known as tokens.

>Reuters reported that the judge said the clients couldn't demonstrate that Coinbase sold or held title to the tokens despite the exchange's related promotional efforts.

>> No.53530449

Obvious deinflation* has already started

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America is back baby

>> No.53530455

This is just silly

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Suck my dick you homo

>> No.53530465

Sorry, disinflation means deflation means lower oil and gas prices. I don't make the rules.

>> No.53530475

kek, saved

>> No.53530477

Yeah I thought he sounded dovish. I figured that the market had already priced in at pause at 5%. But that doesn't seem bullish to me, 5% is still really high and will damage earnings

>> No.53530479

What's the difference between this and SPXS?

>> No.53530484

It's going back down.

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>> No.53530486

fuck i cant believe i missed this
smg been ass-wrong last three events

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my semiconductors doin lil sumthin

>> No.53530489

Post the source because every time you retards say one thing I hear him saying the opposite when I listen

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Stocks will keep going up at least until they start going down again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from an upward direction to a downward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices falling instead of rising. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from positive to negative. With negative returns, that means that stock values will be shrinking rather than growing. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going down instead of going up. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either falling or rising.

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>Mumu heard desinflation has started
>Bobo heard services haven't started desinflation, goods desinflation is only a quarter of CPI and much of the desinflation was transitory and will bounce back up and that there will be more rate hikes this year

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We're pumping because inflation really was transitory, just not one year transitory

>> No.53530505

>SKYT halted

>> No.53530508

Why tf did I sell my SPY calls yesterday I could be up a 100k. God wants me to be poor.

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My boi, Burry, he just needs, another rape hike or two

>> No.53530524

lol look at this exit liquidity

>> No.53530525

>I read his body language and consulted the moon and stars and it told me jpow will cut rates SOON (TM)

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uh Mumu fucking shits... the line...

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Who's the retard who sold his 182.50 TSLA call this morning when it rugged?????? That would be me

>> No.53530529

that island nigger will just turn his tripcode off like he always does

>> No.53530533

2000 SHARES SOXS @ 31




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>> No.53530542

What do you mean post the source. I just watched it.

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>> No.53530548

That Joe Biden sure knows how to run a country. What a guy.

>> No.53530549

Why did we dump at 3:30

>> No.53530550

i still don't understand why people can think businesses will increase in profits when i keep reading shit about how two thirds of the country lives paycheck to paycheck? how are people going to buy products when they are months away from being homeless? am i retarded?

>> No.53530551

complete mumu exuberance
can't be this retarded to buy at this level, right?

>> No.53530554

Bobo here. It sounded pretty dovish to me too and more importantly the media is spinning it as dovish. Maybe we can fucking stop having these +/- 5% days and instead get back to actual earnings which had been absolute dogshit

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804 @ 33.40 here

>> No.53530556

It wasn't body language. He literally said these things. He said the deinflationary process has started. He said it's possible that there will even be rate cuts before the end of the year but unlikely.

>> No.53530557

C U @ 74

>> No.53530570
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You are here

>> No.53530574

10 mins till $META earnings

>> No.53530579

Niggers and women don't have money, but they have also never had money.

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>> No.53530582

Meta earnings after the bell

>> No.53530589

They're living paycheque to paycheque because they spend everything they make and never save, but they are not actually close to homelessness. this is the power of the American economy

>> No.53530590

At this stage we speed run this chart every 2 quarters

>> No.53530591

kek. just aspie things.

>> No.53530594

rugged lol

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URA and URNM are about to say fuck you to all of the shorts. New highs inbound. If you know, you know. There won't be any stops on the next leg up. Buy now or pay more later.

>> No.53530598

This is like the 500th time I've seen this picture since 2020

>> No.53530601

No anon you're not retarded, it's those two thirds of the country who are completely and utterly retarded. I had coworkers on minimum wage with 2+ kids going into debt to buy the new apple iphone or whatever. It's unbelievable.

>> No.53530602

>it's real
lmao pathetic

>> No.53530604


meanwhile vix is now at a 52 week low, what a buying opportunity

>> No.53530607

that was my take-away also. i have some money in t-bills and might start to extend out their maturities.

>> No.53530608

He'll be back

>> No.53530611

el burrito...

>> No.53530612
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NASDAC-100 will go to 16000 and no less than THIS YEAR.

>> No.53530614

>This is like the 500th time I've seen this picture since 2020
I've seen it for decades at this point. It's the same bear thesis every time. Two more weeks.

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What a FAGGOT. I hope everyone learns to stop citing this retard.

>> No.53530619

200 SQQQ @ 40
I need tomorrow earning reports to save me
At least my TMF is printing

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He kneeled.

>> No.53530628

I'm hoping Apple has bad earnings to bring the market back down to reality, this retard strength rally is getting ridiculous

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>my divie thrash is all green
aw, I wanted a bit higher yields

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>> No.53530635

>SOXL pumps +18%
>sell calls
>Back to +14%
Its that easy.

>> No.53530637

Because I can't buy ETH in a tax free wrapper in the UK

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oh shit

>> No.53530647

Have you considered the ETFs that "track" crypto then? Those should qualify.

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>meanwhile vix is now at a 52 week low

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Lets go SOXL vol. I'm counting on you.

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Heem sleepy

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Fucking loser.

>> No.53530658

god damn these meta premiums i want to buy puts...

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>> No.53530660

Zuckerberg going to solidify one of the greenest days of the year.

>> No.53530664

I thought that a week or two ago and lost 200$

>> No.53530665

I think my chart is bugged or something because I'm seeing this huge upwards wick on SPY with the price rapidly coming down. Never using tradingview again I tell you that.

>> No.53530666

Im so sorry Cramer-sama

>> No.53530672

Based wagmi

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>SPY < +1%
This is your victory lap? lmao, unironically bearish

>> No.53530683

He didn't watch. He didn't learn.

>> No.53530684

More like ASSBLASTEDandra lmao rekt

>> No.53530691
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You're overthinking it. This is a clown world order dominated by a clown superpower with a clown economy. Just enjoy the ride.

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AAPL to 150. Just like I said weeks ago. Suck it bobo.

>> No.53530697

How does this guy actually trade big money when he can't even handle being wrong on a twitter prediction.

>> No.53530699
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Where do you think you are?

>> No.53530701

Do you think they bump uglies?

>> No.53530711

my nigga you better hold until next winter because there is no change of natfarts ever gaining in the spring and summer.
remember, germany is at 80% gas capacity(last year with russian gas they were at 30%)

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>> No.53530718

Let's go zuck. Redeem your faggot self.

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>> No.53530722

14 is an unlucky number in Chinese.

I am literally betting on chink superstition against buying the iPhone 14

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is the mutt capital poster here? please post the chart with the overlapping patterns again

>> No.53530736
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Enough of this tranny

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Up 14% or about $1,400 today. Pretty sick.

>> No.53530742

Rich people dont have sex
They hire surrogates to perform exactly how they imagine they should and record the session for later
Poorfags wouldnt get it

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>> No.53530759

Post it

>> No.53530763
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i told them
they didn't listen

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So how long is the dollar going to keep rugging?

>> No.53530772

Lol retard

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So we just barely closed above the February lows but it's good enough for me. 4300 is next. Remember to just keep buying this year.

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>> No.53530780


The hands that threaten doom

>> No.53530782

Debt can be managed, all modern tech startups are in debt up to their eyeballs in the hopes that their growth trajectory will get them profitable faster. Same with margin lending and leverage.

What is stupid is personal lines of credit ( usually through BNPL) which are always predatory and end up being taken by the dumbest people; turns out streamlining and simplifying loans can be a malicious way of attracting people who don't really understand how loans work. I've had multiple people with issues regarding their payments/refunds who said they'll just uninstall the app and not pay; not realizing that will end up sending them to debt collection agencies which affects their credit score for like 7 years.

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Nice lines, have fun staying poor

>> No.53530793

here you go chuderino

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>> No.53530799

i literally bought the exact top of SOXL today wtf

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How'd you do today anons?

>> No.53530810

what lines? it's the last year of the S&P500

>> No.53530812

This is why you never buy a stock while it's going up. You wait for it to tire out and fall to some support before buying in if you think it will keep going.

>> No.53530814
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but when will the soxs go back up

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>> No.53530823

Iron Maiden would be some badass wait music on an earnings call.

>> No.53530824

Just buy high and sell low it's that easy

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Fucking gay ass crab market wtf, shit literally doesn't do anything

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>> No.53530835

suicidal bobos
dont do it
dont do it without livestreaming it

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+1.67%, up nearly 14% YTD

>> No.53530841

>The hands that threaten doom

>> No.53530844

Holy crap did Burry just ragequit? What a baguette

>> No.53530847
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DOWboomers, we barely eked out a win! Rejoice!

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lol imagine if soxl goes higher than soxs

lol hahahaah


>> No.53530853

Down 11% today
Im sure tomorrow will be better

>> No.53530857

Holy fuck look at META

>> No.53530861

holy fuck im glad i didnt short meta phew
i may have lost 400 bucks today on fomc but at least i didnt lost 5k on meta puts like i was planning

>> No.53530869

Up 2% on the 'folio, which is about 8% from the amount I'm not keeping on the sides for later.

>> No.53530870

Almost like we've been telling you to buy META because your future is META

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META guided UP


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>> No.53530873

You really think you know better than one of the best traders of all time?

>> No.53530875

>He doubted the ZUCC

>> No.53530878

Meta Platforms (META) 1.76 / 2.26 32.17B / 31.53B

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I will never invest in a company that's run by humanoid Android.

>> No.53530887

>$40bil buy back
This is has to come back to bite them at some point in the future right?

>> No.53530888

but isn't reckless spending and growing debt not a great thing for the near future of the economy? ive seen articles about increasing credit card debt just this month.

i have no idea, i just have a hard time understanding where the idea of deflation is coming from, what has really been solved?

people seem to still seem to have shit tons of debt, wages still seem staggered, and if stock holders immediately just react to news like this as 'economy fixed', what pressure is there for corporations to adjust prices, when they have proven they can continue to throttle consumers with covid inflated prices and just encourage consumers to engage in further debt.

but at some point, if people stop buying products because they have no money, the companies must crash, right?

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>> No.53530901

Zuckerberg is stepping down later this year.

>> No.53530903

is META earnings bullish for SOXL

>> No.53530906

>I've had multiple people with issues regarding their payments/refunds who said they'll just uninstall the app and not pay
People here may be aware that the average person has an IQ of 100 and that means 50% of people have a < 100 IQ, but it's difficult for most people to understand what that means in practice. Many people between 100-115 can come off as being fairly retarded, but this is because if you are in the professional/university world, these are probably the dimmer people that you regularly interact with. People who are < 100 IQ are literally fighting for their lives moment-to-moment and often times aren't even aware of it. They live in a completely different world and are filled with totally different thoughts relative to a "smart" person.

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>> No.53530907

Fakest gayest thing ive seen since that chinese short squeeze

>> No.53530910

The stock market is detached from reality. Nothing short of some major disaster is going to bring down the market now.

>> No.53530911

What the shit.

>> No.53530913

you need semiconductors to run the metaverse.

>> No.53530914

Is that what I said?
I said, how can he handling trading big money when he can't even handle being wrong on twitter.. He is weak minded to run away instead of just handling being wrong & dealing with it.

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And every other piece of tech garbage. We're fucking back my niggers.

>> No.53530919

Tech up is bullshit for semis because it means they have more cash to buy more semis to scale up.

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>XLB: 0.69%
>XLC: 1.14%
>XLE: -1.93%
>XLF: 0.01%
>XLI: 0.75%
>XLK: 2.34%
>XLP: 0.79%
>XLRE: 0.76%
>XLU: 0.19%
>XLV: 0.49%
>XLY: 1.89%

>Me: -9.45%
>YTD: -6.20%

Well at least I'm not all-in on BOIL. Or SOXS.

>> No.53530924

meta up $20 after market

>> No.53530925
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>He doubted tech
>He doubted AI
>He doubted the future
I'll think of everyone that didn't buy the generational bottom when I retire in 15 years on some comfy sunny area while AI will give me divies at the expense of everyone else that will be out of work

>> No.53530926

And thats a good thing!

>> No.53530930

Naw, the government just prints out more money and gives it to companies

>> No.53530931

and bought SPXS at 17.60 just before close

will i learn if i get rekt again? probably not

>> No.53530933

they make enough money. they can afford that very easily.

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he's doing alright now

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>> No.53530940

Meta is up 13% in after hours lmao

At this rate We will pump for the rest of the week lmao

>> No.53530952
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Any fellow bears have requests for new bobos? I wanna draw some for when we tank tomorrow

>> No.53530955

He deletes his account like every other week. Also he’s not wrong, he predicted the January bullrun and now he’s calling in the top for February. My March puts are going to go x10 if we go even to just December levels but if we retest close to October lows I would get x30 from where I am now.

>> No.53530960

Yall better'nt've

>> No.53530968
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Thank you. At least this time I'll remember to enter reasonable stop losses.

>> No.53530969

Bears, bulls

I think we can all take pride in the fact that we weren't born black. Eternally grateful.

>> No.53530972

Last I heard Burry has META

>> No.53530975

Not to mention AI is taking off. Semiconductors are going to have a great year.

>> No.53530976

Based book are you a fellow magician? Or did you look up for famous bobos

>> No.53530983

hi mike

>> No.53530986

Was going to buy today but have learned never to buy on green days. Check the chart. In a couple of days it’ll plop down again a bit and that’s when you jump on.

>> No.53530987

At least someone has some good perspective here. Let's all be thankful.

>> No.53530988

Up 90% since the low

>> No.53530991

He sold META/GOOGL the quarter after he bought. Pretty sure he's not in.

>> No.53530994

i just have a hard time believing thats true if its so heavily affected by government reports, and earning reports.

i guess that makes sense.

i mean i want the stock market to go up. im fine, i have a job that's pretty relatively safe. i don't really care, but my mom has a lot of money in a mutual fund or something for her retirement. i just wonder about this shit sometimes.

>> No.53531001

Only 2 more months like January and I'll be back at zero. Let's fucking go.

>> No.53531002

>but at some point, if people stop buying products because they have no money, the companies must crash, right?
nah, they'll just vote for someone to give them money, or to pay the companies to give them stuff. phones, housing, food, healthcare, etc.

>> No.53531014

I'm up 70% over the last month. Lol. Bears are so hopelessly stupid.

>> No.53531019
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absolute kek. His career is over at this point. he will go down as the lucky autist who shorted the housing market.

>> No.53531020

lost so much money today i feel physically sick

>> No.53531022
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How about a Bueno Bobo?

>> No.53531023

>but at some point, if people stop buying products because they have no money, the companies must crash, right?
No because they can get money from other sources, e.g. investments. Think ESG. Also think government gibs.

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>> No.53531031

META lol

>> No.53531034

never gamble what you cant afford to lose

i cant imagine anyone went long on meta into earnings, after snap
entire pump seems to be based on 20 billion in stock buybacks...

>> No.53531041

Seek bogle

>> No.53531056

lol no that's gay i literally went all in max leverage you're a gay pussy

>> No.53531059
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There is not even a dip on meta ah, just a straight line up.

>> No.53531061

Retirement annuities are tied to inflation she'll be fine even if we hit double digit inflation

>> No.53531063

account down 5% today
disgusted with myself

thank you boglechads, my eyes have been opened. only accumulate, never sell, collect divvies

>> No.53531064

kek. He would still be underwater with its current price anyway.

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>> No.53531075

I'll say the market is reasonably priced as soon as I see META worth more than TSLA.

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TQQQ bros, we rolling our calls tomorrow after this META liftoff?

>> No.53531082

amazonchads were gunna moon tomorrow like meta right? I have 6 shares and need some fast cash

>> No.53531087

I'm new to it, I have this and the first volume of "Card college". I didn't realize how much you have to dexterity you need to have to pull some of the moves off, I think it'll be a while before I can do the tricks reliably.

>> No.53531093

Okay retard

>> No.53531095

>amazonchads were gunna moon tomorrow like meta right?
i dont know, are you expecting stock buybacks in the billions of dollars to be announced?

>> No.53531098
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Always bet on Duke.

>> No.53531105

Times like this, it's good to look back at your 12 month record and reminds yourself that no one bats 1000.

>> No.53531108

>Meta +18 afermarket
Holy fucking shit.

>> No.53531112

But anon, Duke Energy has been eating shit this year, like most utilities.

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>META up over 20% today

>> No.53531128

I meant Duke University.

>> No.53531130

The world has been getting worse at an exponential rate ever since 2008 and it's just accelerating. Holy shit I don't even want to imagine how bad it'll be in a few years.

>> No.53531135
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>look back at your 12 month record
>implying I made money in 2022

>> No.53531137

Everything is the opposite.
>See Meta moon today
>Everyone buys into Google
>Tomorrow Google dumps

>> No.53531140

>META up 20% AH
holy fucking shit

>> No.53531142

Glad I didn't bet on earrings, would've gotten heemed

>> No.53531153

Look at the rsi for SPY right now. Last time we were at this level we headed off a cliff in August to below 360. Back when rates were much lower, tax season wasn’t approaching and before hundreds of thousands of high income earners got laid off. Only Democrat shills are trying to prolong the inevitable.

>> No.53531154

DCA is truly path

>> No.53531155

the problem is that too many noticers are noticing the entire equities market is driven to steal money from retail in 2023
eventually youll have to inverse the inverse

>> No.53531156

Didn't you hear Jerome speak today? We're turning the corner. Green shoots. Etc etc.

>> No.53531159

The dude has no customers anymore. He quit managing other peoples money because he can't handle them and has enough himself. Same reason he spergs on twitter, it is just the way he really is.

>> No.53531160


Fear and Greed index is near Extreme Greed which is a obvious sell signal

>> No.53531165

Am I retarded? Didn’t meta severely underperform expectations? All hail Mumu and his retard strength I guess, I am again glad I shorted nothing except my profit ceiling.

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I think we need an official "laugh at bobo" thread in parallel. Especially if what happens lasts the entire week.

>> No.53531169

I DCA, but make some small options bets on the side. If they pay off big, I just DCA most of the winnings. If they lose... meh

>> No.53531171

Buybacks happen regardless of price or fundamentals I think.

>> No.53531172

Fuck you J, I'm dying over here

>> No.53531174

Yes a lot of notice in going on. I like how they made pattern day trading penalties permanent.

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Well at that point I'd just give up then. Drink away your sorrows.

>> No.53531188

So Powell just pivoted?

>> No.53531190

You're still trying to predict this market using logic

>> No.53531194

I don't think I want to understand

>> No.53531197

No. Hikes are still coming. No current plans to stop this year.

>> No.53531200


watch demolition man

>> No.53531203

The only logic you need is to follow the Fed. Today's market is entirely driven by the Fed. Nothing else matters.

>> No.53531205

No different actions, he just acknowledged that we might be starting to see disinflation. Which is pretty obvious.

>> No.53531210
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Yes and no. I wish the bear market lasted one more year, for my consolidation. Even putting every single cent I save into the mememarket, it's not nearly as much as I'd want or should. I'm just asking for one more year, is that too much?

>> No.53531211

She does have nice milkers, even for her age.
I bet she was a hottie in her 20s

>> No.53531219

I fucking freaked outand sold my shares off the dip at the bell like a pussy. Supuku imminent

>> No.53531222

this would be a fine jpg image to accompany the next smg

>> No.53531228

They had a drop of 55% in quarterly profit, which is bullish as it means they will have huge gains in later quarters

>> No.53531231

You said it's clear the deinflationary process has started. They just don't want to do a victory dance yet so are remaining cautious. He said they were not stopping then. So it's likely there will just be one more quarter point increase. He even said that it's possible great cuts could happen by the end of the year, though unlikely. Anybody trying to give you a bobo slant of the press conference is lying to you. And you can know that I'm telling the truth by just looking at any stock chart right now.

>> No.53531240

Anyone have any nice shitcos they like? I mean shitcos with management who lie through their teeth

>> No.53531238

bobos are typically degenerate losers that feel the need to gamble to get ahead. they've been laughed at their entire lives, so no need to pour salt on their wounds. i usually have empathy for them, until they call me retarded and/or post schizo doomer charts.

>> No.53531244

Wow, a competent FED president
Those are really rare

>> No.53531246

He* said

>> No.53531248

Powell is holding strong, while the world pivots away from the dollar.
At it's core this is a DXY move. When you dig down to unearth the root of it, dollar liquidity is behind everything. Always has been.

>> No.53531250

>it's clear the deinflationary process has started

>> No.53531251

Kys polfag

>> No.53531253

Just like in 2021 when jpow said there would be no hikes ever until late 2023 at earliest. Just listen and believe, oy vey!

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And I will be right

>> No.53531266

Good choices for books. It comes easy to me but I started when I was 9 I'm 28 now. I actually haven't done magic in a long time but I could still do the sleight of hand easily that stuff never leaves your muscle memory

>> No.53531267

Is that deflation?

>> No.53531274


>> No.53531275

go back

>> No.53531277

It isn't going back up. In fact since it's on a one-year scale and last spring was an extreme spike, it's going to appear to go even further down quickly for the next few months. Anybody with a brain knows this is going into a bull market right now.

>> No.53531284

What the fuck do we call it? Facebook? META? AI? Whatever i dont care. The facebook stock is doing really well because it's just fuckin a value factor at this point.

2022 raped the shit out of facebook but let's not pretend like this company is not a behemoth. They haven't even bothered monetizing WhatsApp yet. Most americans in this thread underestimate how much whatsapp is used in non-US markets.

>> No.53531283

How is that a /pol/ post? Just grateful I'm not black is all.

>> No.53531287

How are buybacks not just legal exit liquidity for insiders?

>> No.53531286

CPI calculations will be adjusted to come in lower.

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>Anybody with a brain knows this is going into a bull market right now.
Hmm, wonder why JPM guy said the opposite just yesterday then.

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If Amazon has good earnings it's officially bull time for the forseeable future

>> No.53531308

Always invert what jews say

>> No.53531307

my semi doin a lil full chub

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>off today
> big green candles
>cooming and watching asmr
>just about to cook me a ribeye
>-2°C outside

what a great day.

>> No.53531320


>> No.53531321

>always invert jews
>always invert /smg/
if you disagree, who do I trust?

>> No.53531343

Yeah I wish it did too. In fact I went all cash this week because it's It was a make or break week. So I missed out on some earnings. But now I am very confident that It's going to be a lot of green in the next 6 to 8 weeks.

>> No.53531344

>bought Meta at 108
>180 after hours
Good times, long live the bull market!

>> No.53531347

>Hmm, wonder why JPM guy said the opposite just yesterday then.
>“We believe investors should fade the YTD rally as recession risks are merely postponed rather than diminished,” a team of strategists led by Kolanovic wrote in a note to clients. He continues to see downside risk for the stock market since the Federal Reserve will likely keep interest rates high for some time as the economy is slowing and corporate earnings are weakening.

>Kolanovic’s team reiterated what JPMorgan’s Mislav Matejka wrote in a note to clients on Sunday, saying “fundamental confirmation for next leg higher might not come,” with the first three months of the year likely marking a “turning point” for markets with “no Fed pivot in sight.” As a result, markets could encounter even weaker earnings growth through the second and third quarters of 2023.

>“A weak trajectory for US domestic demand keeps recession risk elevated, even as the tightness in labor markets postpones this recession risk,” Kolanovic wrote. “Meanwhile, restrictive real policy rates represent an ongoing headwind, keeping the risk of a recession later in the year high.”

>> No.53531352

Lumber and Gold

>> No.53531356

Being bearish on META long term was always stupid. It was a trade that kept working because people hate the metaverse shit and Zuck kept doubling down on it.

>> No.53531363


what happened, Kolanovic the physics Phd used to be cool

>> No.53531366

But the market crashed at the start of the session. Wtf is this bullshit bobo mumu stuff. Who cares? I short every opportunity. Shorted yesterday evening, took profit. Now again. The more Mumus pump the more often I can short again.

>> No.53531369
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silent tigers got him

>> No.53531412

Low, but still positive inflation. Or the process of inflation coming down while remaining positive.

>> No.53531438

BLS is changing the weighting to reduce (deflating) goods. That'll bring it up.

>> No.53531455

cool story no one cares about your $400 account

>> No.53531558

Kys newfag

>> No.53531573
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Seethe nigger

>> No.53531597

When asked in the Q&A whether they debated a pause, I thought he looked smug when he did not reply to tjat part of the question.
Guys, the bet I made two months ago is still on.
How would you continue this series of numbers?
0 25 50 75 75 75 75 50 25 x
a) 0 25 50 75 75 75 75 50 25 0
b) 0 25 50 75 75 75 75 50 25 25
c) 0 25 50 75 75 75 75 50 25 50

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Frens, gather around!
Gather around, let's all partake in the short of our lifetimes.

As you know, I will be forever blocked from 4cuck for this psa. I don't care. I care about truth.

This is about the Adani Group (((and all Yndya companies))).

As you know, Indya is full of skymers. Skeemers and korupts. All companies and politicians.
I work with hyndys, trust me, I know, it's a cultural toilet.
We must all short yndya and fix its intrinsic value on all financial products. Set it to 0.

The key here is timing. There will be a pullback up. Don't be fooled! When you see a downtrend setting, and only during a downtrend, you start shorting yndya.
You don't know when it's going to 0 (if now or in 5 years for e.g.), but you are reducing your risk if you start shorting during a downtrend.

this is the last time you will ever hear from me.
Farewell frens. Be safe out there.

>> No.53532299

Correcto! Very nicely done anon.
Once those unprofitable returns hit the biggest buyers and they sell what they need, how long until the rest of the social classes buy into those shares as well during which quarters?
Everything between 10 and probably 1000 will be affected by this new economy.
It'll tip balance after the Superbowl in one of two directions.