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The World Will Know Pain Edition

>Educational sites:

>Financial TV Streams:




>Pre-Market and Live data:


>Boomer Investing 101:


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>> No.53526277
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Where my work from home Boglechads at?

>> No.53526280

I don't get why you fags are not shorting Natgas, just enter a short position any fucking time and it will print money

>> No.53526281

Pump post fomc

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>> No.53526286
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Retard day.

>> No.53526288

crude really just dropped 3% in 40 minutes lol

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tfw too rich to properly hedge

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>> No.53526292

Can this shit just drop already

>> No.53526297

natgas if he real
Bottom is in bro

>> No.53526303

yep, missed to reload on drip. fuck me

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>> No.53526313

The bottom and fair value is $0. This is not GME. BBBY is not your make it ticket.

>> No.53526318

please save my new boil bags

>> No.53526324

don't fight the fed
buy high
buy low
buy always
never sell

>> No.53526326
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>buy a stock with rising trend
>falls 1 entire point
>sell, because I'm an idiot
>rises 2 points

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i sold calls for end of feb on SOXL at 19 strike
gonna need the AI singularity revolution to wait until then, thank you!

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>Look. Basically I'm just not gonna pivot. I know.. UGH I know.. I'M SORRY! It's just that I'm not pivoting is all. Hahahaha.

>> No.53526338

enjoy your write offs next tax season

>> No.53526339

someone post the webm

>> No.53526344

XOP is down almost 5% today. There's big money straight up panic dumping everything oil/energy related right now.

>> No.53526356

25bps is a pivot in financal terms. Semis gonna double digit moon today

>> No.53526362

expecting a big recession?

>> No.53526363
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uht oh

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>someone post the webm

>> No.53526372

I'm big money straight up panic dumping everything. AMA.

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lum made the correct choice

>> No.53526382

I bought a few shares of BOIL. Does this stick only go down? What am I in for?

>> No.53526384

I'm here
I figured out my Excel formula from last night. It's not the solution I want, but it works. Basically, if over-deposit into one account, it will tell me to withdraw the overage amount and re-distribute it to other accounts. If I don't want to do that though, I can just delete the formula for that cell and it will be factored out of the equation entirely. If I need the formula back, I can just drag it from the next month. Not great... I wanted it to just zero out that cell, but that was fucking up the formulas. Anyway, I expect to DCA about $2800 into ETFs this month, and $2900 into my savings account (4%!). This could change if my tax return is good, and it should be...

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>mfw it went down again by 1.45

>> No.53526387

why is oil dumping btw. Confused

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>> No.53526393

Always a great time to lock in those losses before the shares you just sold rebound.

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It will dont worry. At 2:30 Jerome is going to come out on stage, scream bamalam, announce a 75 bepis points hike, pull his penis out of his pants and spin it like a helicopter, do a 360, and walk away.

>> No.53526409

Still $2.6 too high

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everything is fine.

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SOXLbros, we just can't stop winning

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People are buying SOFI.
It is really popular with stock market investors.

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>Coming back to the office after people thought I killed myself.

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>> No.53526428

This is literally what should've happened yesterday. I fucking hate MM's

>> No.53526432

Relentless crude inventory builds. Which wouldn't be so bad, because you can just write those off as refineries doing maintenance, but gasoline and distillate builds are also gigahueg.

Not to mention substitution effects/spillover from incredibly cheap natural gas. Coal is also getting heemed for similar reasons.

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>> No.53526435

>do a 360,
He's doing AT LEAST a 720

>> No.53526438

btw nobody bought hedges. Puts are literally cheaper than the 2021 bull run glory days. Look at SKEW. If this gets hairy don't expect your run of the mill down day; this + 0DTEs are more fuel to the fire

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If you buy puts the volatility crash after the rate hike is going to kill you.

>> No.53526444

Sounds like a good fit for my portfolio

>> No.53526446

Nah this is just how energy trades. Every month or two something sparks a sudden race to the exit.
No long term trust. The past decade destroyed that.

>> No.53526447

>When your stock inexplicably doesn't dump with the rest of the market

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Man, I miss Nielsen

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>> No.53526461

> Jerome can't even do a 720 McTwist on the halfpipe
Somebody get one of those Asian toddlers on the board.

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look at the bart on this GM chart post earnings. this thing is gonna rug

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>> No.53526471

her name? sarah michelle gellar aka SMG

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>soft landing

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>> No.53526491

>Sold all my SOXL calls for a nice premium
Now what do I do? Still all cash...

>> No.53526493

What's the point of videos like this?
What fat, balding food truck faggot is just filming random women like this?

>> No.53526494

okay but that was a smooth backflip

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>> No.53526504

God damn I hate women so much it is unreal

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For me it's his golf videos (conveniently available on Youtube):

Also MODG looks like it's breaking out.

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not with a delta over 40

>> No.53526519

Same here. Just bought some SCHD and set a buy order for feb 10

>> No.53526521

volatility is already in the dumpster, puts are insanely cheap right now

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So is powell going to show 2022 powell or is he going to grow some balls in 2023 now the elections are over. huh uhuhhuh??

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and yet she's rarely posted in this, her dedicated thread. Really makes you wonder.
also she's mine back off

>> No.53526527

She looks like Rachel Riley's druggie young sister

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First of all you need to check your tone. Secondly, Selena the goblina has brought out constructive rage in this general so it's a net positive.

>> No.53526540

based incel

>> No.53526546

bad feet

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>> No.53526549

why is the announcement so late I CANT TAKE I ANYMORE TWO MORE HOURS WTF AM I GOING TO DO

>> No.53526550

Look at IV vs HV.

>> No.53526553

ugly disgusting sweaty joss whedon fucked her while she was 18
and also ever other buffy/angel girl besides dawn(her mother never allowed her to be alone with him)

>> No.53526555

Stop looking at feet you sick freak.

>> No.53526557
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>buy a cheap stock from a holding that gives dividends
>the only blue chip we have keeps coming down

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>> No.53526566

Dude the feds haven't affected the market at all. DOW JONES still near ATH. If you think the market is going any other direction other than up you're delusional

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>screencap OC I made gets reposted

>> No.53526573

>when she was 18
too old

>> No.53526576

>First of all you need to check your tone
If she said that to me I would be HARD and beg to lick her feet but still what is the point of filming random customers at your food truck?

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>So we been breaking bobos for 3 generations.
>Mos' time the breaking sticks. The bobo don't give you any kine uh problems.
>B b but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR bobo.
>This one bobo, well he was the peculiar type, he a uh, well he would act up but he wouldnt hide it.
>It seem every week he was pretending to short the market on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or he'd take extra molasses pie, or or or he'd sit his field ass on the front porch.
>Every week he'd do somethin' rascally IN PLAIN damn sight of the OVaseeah.
>OVasseha would call out to the bobo to get to the Breakin Barn. This Bobos eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, he'd be in the barn.
>This Bobo would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Georgia.
>Hellll it got sooo bad this bobo would TELL You what kine mischief he was gone get his midnight black ass into. He hadnt even DO nuthin yet..
>He would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MAaaaaSSA THIS BOBO AINT GUNNA BREAK HISSELF!"
>Just down right peculiar...

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Another VAX bites the dust. He didn't invest in MRNA back 2020.

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My apartment building wants me to decide to renew my lease six months earlier than required... while the market is still a bit frothy...
In six months, this entire tech town could be deserted, fuck no

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Interesting indeed

>> No.53526593

Entertainment i guess, reminds me of this literal jew in Sweden who used to stream from his food truck and getting into fights with the customers

>> No.53526601

thats even worse. that means he needs to hike even higher for longer

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many have passed it on, thank you for your service

>> No.53526617

Why are jews so based?

>> No.53526625

Are you legally required to do so?

>> No.53526630

lol look at DXY, VIX, treasury/junk bonds, crude, relative sector strength

the move has already started, and this is literally a replay of the titanic. God its going to be so fucking bad

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Reminder of how retarded opening shorts on INTC looks right now

>> No.53526634

Are there a bunch of other empty units? Other local apartments marking their prices down? Maybe call their bluff and wait them out.

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>"SPENDERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this CPI range before. There could be SPENDERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SPENDERS" he thought. Pump It Up reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $90000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of inflation in the economy. "With a printer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>> No.53526638

This is the best way if you start when you're 18 and just keep going. By the time you're 35 you'll be rich.

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while we wait for the dump
>how do we profit from the bonds un-inverting
buy the 2y or 5y and short the 10+y? i think they call this "steepening" anyone know how to play that?

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>> No.53526646

No, I don't have to decide until July
But they're sending me paperwork NOW asking about renewing... at a higher rent. I feel like they're trying to trick me. In six months, I'll probably be able to negotiate a lower rate since the rental market here will have collapsed by then
I don't think it's empty yet, but this is a tech town, and it's getting hit. Also, there are like 5 other apartment buildings in the process of going up right now. There's no way this market stays tight

>> No.53526645

I'm gonna be needing a name for this lad

>> No.53526657

what years of rejection from females does to you. This and having reptiles as a hobby

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>> No.53526661

Should I sell my UVXY call?

>> No.53526663

Don't know if it's the same where you are, but here the paperwork has to be sent with 6 months advance if the price increases.

>> No.53526673

No we have to keep slurping companies which report negative earnings and asset liquidations to pay bills, everyone knows forward looking and bullish and to the moon. Trust the plan. 2 more jabs.

>> No.53526678

How much would it cost to dig a second basement level for my sex dungeon? It needs to be hidden

>> No.53526680

the last 6 months have been so goofy and irrational I legitimately dont even know how to position myself today
cpi we had JPM give 100% odds of a either a 1% pump or dump and it crabbed, and today we have 100% odds of 25bps and its red

>> No.53526682

Holy shit. 0 bps confirmed

What the FUCK is Powell smoking?

>> No.53526684

>what years of rejection from females does to you
>honing his craft due to no pesky interference from 3dpd
>now a world renowned popcorn server
Id say he's the one the won the game.

>> No.53526683

Feds job is not to tank the market. It is to ensure full employment and control inflation. As we have defeated inflation, the feds are gonna pivot

>> No.53526688

You'll be fine, I think. They're probably betting on people that don't know their rights, and they sure as hell didn't count on some autist paying attention to macroeconomics to know bad shit is coming.

I did some correlations last week, those sectors usually inverse the SPY. You say they've started to move but the market hasn't dumped yet? Oh boy

>> No.53526690

Oh, really? Hmm, could be a new thing. They didn't send it that early last year, I think I only got like 2 or 3 months notice
I'm not really planning to stay here anyway

>> No.53526692

No one wants semiconductors anymore, it's all about the russian fullconductors.

>> No.53526706

>But they're sending me paperwork NOW asking about renewing... at a higher rent. I feel like they're trying to trick me. In six months, I'll probably be able to negotiate a lower rate since the rental market here will have collapsed by then
Say you'll renew if you get your current security deposit back. Then move out before the new term starts

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>> No.53526709

I prefer the demiconductors.

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Why do I feel like it's time to buy SOXS instead before Powell talks? Will we go higher? I feel like the market is still too optimistic right now.

>> No.53526712

The problem is most semiconductors are international so when people talk about it its mostly american overpriced shit like nvidia

>> No.53526713

And then you buy close enough to the bottom and ride next month's pump back up as the company's buy their own stock. Like a shitcoin.

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>*taps mic*

>> No.53526717

feds job is to control inflation and employment. has nothing to do with propping the stock market up.

>> No.53526718

What do you do when a secretary starts sending passive aggressive emails?

>> No.53526719

If you do it by hand it's literally free. Watch the movie barbarian if you need some pointers.

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Jerome splashes water on his face in a seedy hotel bathroom and straightens his tie in the mirror, his right eye twitches a few times. He gives himself a shake and steps out of the bathroom. The scene is grim, needles and bongs litter the sleazy hotel room not to mention all the condoms and semen everywhere interspersed with the most rancid whores imaginable, the kind 2scoops would hire. All the Fed presidents, women included, just ran the biggest drug fueled train on the market imaginable. The market is whimpering in the corner about shrinkflation while jizz leaks out of every hole. Once the condoms ran out everyone just fucked the market raw, he smirks as he remembers the market begging them not to. Several of the other junkie prostitutes are passed out about the room and he has to step over them on his way out. It won't be long before they start to wake up and find the pile of dead chinese ones with Evergrande branded on their asses in the bathroom tub. Jerome walks over to the market and bends down and whispers, "Come back when you need more QE, bitch." and spits in her face. Smiling as he walks out he remembers he needs to return some video tapes. He heads down to the hotel office to pay them 9 billion dollars for the hotel stay on his fake CC under Hunter Biden's name. Mimicking Janet Yellen's raspy old Jew woman voice, "What about black unemployment?" he says out loud on his way down and laughs to himself.

>> No.53526725

>full employment
But that's not ideal either, since it means more money is going back to the economy. The ideal unemployment rate is something like 4.9% or so

>> No.53526728

spank her.

>> No.53526729

Decision at 2:00 ET, and talk is at 2:30 ET

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Up or Down. I'm gonna win because I am the game. and I came to play. You can't beat me cause I'm the game.

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The world is moving on to superconductors. Your next phone will have like 2000 of these inside it

>> No.53526741

Why is this dude so pink and jacked

>> No.53526747

I agree with the other anon. Probably a good spanking would do the trick. Sh s probably sexually frustrated so just go into the office and grab her by the pussy

>> No.53526749

Pretty much. I don't think today is the entry though.

>> No.53526750

The market has been traveling in a straight line for 3 months waiting for anything, anything to happen.

>> No.53526752

The next phone is going to be inside of you.

>> No.53526755

He spends all day beating the shit out of marijuana smokers.

>> No.53526763

Sure if that's what you're into

>> No.53526765

>cancer causing cold blue uranium
But will it fit in my asshole is the real question.

>> No.53526769

looks like a fucking character from Doug

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It’s over

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i'm frontrunning that

>> No.53526774

Is the amount of beepis revealed before Powell speaks?

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Where is everyone watching the upcoming Jerome speach?

>> No.53526784

Average Nordic berserker frame

>> No.53526788

huge pump incoming

>> No.53526792

I'm down like %5 across the board lads

>> No.53526793

How will people afford cybernetics if they have no jobs because of AI?
>cyberpunk future is inevitable because fusion with machines will be the only way to fully interface with and use them for employment purposes

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>As we have defeated inflation
Uh, chief?

>> No.53526800

I am purchasing 1 thousand american dollars worth of UVXY

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>> No.53526808

It's literally nothing.

>> No.53526810

legitimately fuckign horrifying

>> No.53526819

Every job will be a gig job in the future. You can work when you want where you want. You will be an I9 employee and have absolutely no workers benefits

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>> No.53526822

Uranium is made from anuses.

>> No.53526824

is now the time to get into BOIL?

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>> No.53526830

I have never witnessed such a bloodbath, and I've been posting on /smg/ since the great depression (wasn't that great btw).

>> No.53526833

What's funny is if China's serious about promoting domestic *consumption* as they claim, then for the next few quarters they'll drive up inflation for raw materials and energy without helping us with goods deflation.

Jerome Powell has gone from fuckee to fucked.

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>this market

>> No.53526838
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should have got 10 of these and remaining in uvxy. also don't trade volatility products they're for faggots

>> No.53526842

Wow would you look at that. They've done literally nothing to tackle inflation. Soft landing my ass.

>> No.53526850

If I could peek forward in time for a little bit, even if I couldn't invest based on the info, I'd love to see what the fuck happens to yields the day the debt ceiling is raised again.

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>> No.53526859

you must be new to the financial markets
the feds job is to overtighten until something breaks
like they do every.single.time
today is the perfect day for a surprise 50 bepis and then top it off with some bad big tech earnings tomorrow
you have no idea how quickly everything since the october lows will be wiped out

>> No.53526861

>the richest people will just use genetic engineering and age reversal to live to be 500 in good health and beauty as they were when they were 22
>middle classes and working poor will be robofreaks getting plastic surgery and 'upgrades' on loan in order to better sell themselves, making sexbots and femoids completely indistinguishable
>robots will also be wagies
>poorfags will be goblins and subsist entirely off welfare and the universal gibs handouts, but be disgusting to look at due to being genetic losers and unable to afford genetic engineering and unwilling to put themselves in debt for fake tits or fake brainpower


>> No.53526868
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Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.
>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.
(Everyone): Hi Jerome.
>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.
Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou-
>No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.
>I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?
You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?
>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate cuts. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God. WHOA BLACK BETTY.
Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.

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>> No.53526883

someone do the AI voice generator with this, I tried but it gave me an error when I tried to copy Jerome's voice

>> No.53526890

Pornhub streams it

>> No.53526898

Why would michael j burry tell people to sell if it wasnt serious? you think he would just haphazardly go and give investing advice to people if he didnt think it was important?

>> No.53526904

made a 5x on 1de meta puts last quarter
this time the premiums and IV are so high its not even worth it

>> No.53526905

I'd love to see the Gunnery Sergeant from Full Metal Jacket do the navy seals

>> No.53526909

Dumb fucking bitch

>> No.53526919

Don't worry, he'll just delete the tweet when it turns out he was wrong

>> No.53526920

read >53526729

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>> No.53526926

Imagine if you knew someone on the Fed that leaked you info like 15 minutes earlier. You would be a billionaire easy. People in power have it so easy. Making money is insanely easy if you're well connected. Stock market is so rigged. I'm sure this info will be "leaked" like 15 minutes before like always and few people will be rich and SEC will turn blind eye as usual.

>> No.53526931

delet now

>> No.53526935

He already did

>> No.53526945

Then write the options instead, silly

>> No.53526948

I was thinking the same. A call option on qqq expiring tomorrow that’s like 2% otm will only break even if the market actually moves 2% and the call is itm

>> No.53526953

There's no surprise though. And even if you know, say, Jerome hints at 3 25 bepis hikes from here, that doesn't mean the market will respond the way you think it will.

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sell 165c for friday

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>Then write the options instead, silly

>> No.53526968

i still havent taken the jab...but im thinking of getting it because i want to die

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>> No.53526973

The suspense is giving me an erection, my penis is glistening right now

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Come on. it can't be that bad.

>> No.53526982

>my penis is glistening right now
That requires light, anon. Put your penis away; now!

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I've made 8 dollars on my UVXY calls

>> No.53526988

ive had an idea to get a chatgpt instance to train on FOMC earnings but im a depressed unmotivated loser so heres a jeet that did something similar

>> No.53526989

the question now is, can you follow their steps somehow? if so, you could simply copy their actions... couldn't you?

>> No.53526993

the jab or this hellish existence?

>> No.53526998

Can't believe i post on a general where people unironically buy UVXY calls

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MO bros... smoke em if ya got em

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Is anyone going short on META?

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Thinking about feb 3 VIX puts or SPY calls.

I think this will be a nothing burger and the market will recover back to even or green after FOMC.

By the way I love green tea

>> No.53527012

4100 confirmed

>> No.53527015

I can only see a dump playing out, unironically.
25bps is "priced-in" see (https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html))
only press conf matters and do you really think Jpow will talk about cutting in this meeting? they will not go down with their higher terminal rate just after some soft data prints.
he literally can only be hawkish otherwise the bond market will soften even more (it's already laughing at him that he will never even go to 5%)

>> No.53527017

its a lesson you just have to learn as a trader, everyone has lost money on uvxy, its a right of passage

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rate my strangle

>> No.53527023

That's a man

>> No.53527028

no, that's a realtor

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>> No.53527037

Almost as if drip feeding rate increases doesn't work.
They need to go full Volcker.

>> No.53527046

>UVXY calls

They are all just chasing the dragon from March 2020 when the options increased 10k+ percent, it was TVIX at that time though I think. Puts are much safer play usually, everytime it spikes just buy puts and it's ex money

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You thought JPow was a joke
He is not a joke
get fucked niggers

>> No.53527060

you going with stops?
im expecting whipsaws so hard, might not be a good strategy to use stops today

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But anon Burry always deletes his tweets

>> No.53527063

UVXY puts are quite literally a worse idea than UVXY calls, from an R/R perspective

>> No.53527069

when's the fomc today?

>> No.53527074

50 minutes until you die nigger

>> No.53527075

Not during normal times

>> No.53527078

50 minutes

>> No.53527079

you and most retard retail are in puts.
its the only reason im in calls. it really is that easy.

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Why tell you when we can link the more ominous countdown clock: https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

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Actually just saw I have this from one of the earlier FOMCs.

>> No.53527091

>you and most retard retail are in puts.
this cant be true wheres the call/put ratio
we have 99% odds of 25bps and what has the market done for every expected bp hike? and then what does it do the next day?

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>> No.53527098

What lol?

I would rather go short november long december VX futures than do anything with UVXY
The main problem with buying puts is the skew and IV rise
When VIX rises
So UVXY puts get really expensive
The extrinsic value is correlated to VIX itself so
You pay a lot at the top and have to sell them cheap at the bottom

>> No.53527099

took it like 7 months ago.Perfectly fine.

>> No.53527102

Don't care, buying puts on spikes has worked for me more often than it has failed.

>> No.53527105

>49 days
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the market wont move for 49 days AAAAAAAAA

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Already did

>> No.53527108

>49 DAYS
>00 HOUR
>47 MIN

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SPY to 0 would tighten financial conditions enough to reverse all this inflation. Bullish.

>> No.53527115

priced in, 25bps is bullish as fuck.
you really think its as easy as buy puts every fomc? lol
like i said, thinking too much into it. majority are in puts. thats all i need to know.

>> No.53527118

Fake, right?

>> No.53527120

No it won't, they can't make shitty cheap plastic garbage that breaks after a couple years of you need a procedure done just to upgrade. They want people spending as much money as possible and it's much less likely you drop it in the toilet if it's fused with your skull.

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Do you guys think hell say the V word today?

>> No.53527131

Well you just made a post.

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BOILbros, nattygas is over, isn't it?

>> No.53527139

Please my school shooter white friend do not buy UVXY puts like a gambling orangutan. You are going to get decayed to death

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1.00 for both i think i'll get it on the whipsaw, it's wide but printed last time

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its popular these days

>> No.53527144

no proof

>> No.53527146

They could've spent all day filming the perfect take.
With enough speed it could skip across water, and with the right spin on the ball, it would arc that way. I'd say it's feasible.

>> No.53527147

>No it won't, they can't make shitty cheap plastic garbage that breaks after a couple years of you need a procedure done just to upgrade.
Even more bullish

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>> No.53527151

Turns out you can mass produce synthetic gas. I'm sorry you had to find out this way. Maybe hippies in Vermont will still buy your stuff though.

>> No.53527153

Beepis announced @ 2:00 EST
Talk @ 2:30 EST

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gottem lmaoo

>> No.53527159

You use your teeth as the strainer?

>> No.53527162

>he invested in farts

>> No.53527174

Probably uses a straw

>> No.53527181

>“It always dumps on fed meeting so I bought puts” - NPCs

>> No.53527183

Based Patlabor poster

>> No.53527192

Maybe Jerome will throw a left hook by announcing a doubling of QT. The market's not on guard for that.

>> No.53527195

Mecha is so cool but also so retarded some times.

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>> No.53527199

Shhh, don't let him know burry has 0 tweets now

>> No.53527203

trending on twitter
>25 bps
>50 bps

>> No.53527206

Whos got the link

>> No.53527209

No I use a strainer and pour it into another cup. You need to let the leaves have tons of room when steeping for the best flavor experience

Cringe, sounds like you're asshurt because you're too dumb to buy puts only on spikes

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>> No.53527218

what the fuck

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i bought some puts so the /smg/ bears couldn't dab on me. i dont actually think it's going down

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Waiting music for now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntPeHC8z1Og

>> No.53527226

Usually its up on the Feds own youtube page but nothing there this time

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>> No.53527257

People like him don't fit into the modern world anymore. This man had the courage and conviction to do what was right.

>> No.53527256

post gains/loss later please

>> No.53527258

>retail panic sells
>huge pump during the last 10 minutes of trading
>retail fomos back in
>spy opens -3% tomorrow
This is my prediction. You may not like it but this is how it's gonna play.

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OFFICIAL thread theme

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>> No.53527285

bout tree fiddy

>> No.53527292

i went all in on SOXS at 23.69 with leverage
save me jerome

>> No.53527301

>we have created the highest tech bipedal tank system in the world
>what weaponry should we give it?
>lol dunno like a wheel gun from the old west or some shit lmao yee haw howdy partner

>> No.53527302

why does jerome have an african american name

>> No.53527306

He cares deeply about black unemployment

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What's going on with SOXL? I'm up 10% and I want to get out. Should I wait a little longer? I'm greedy.

Also, If gas stoves are to be banned in murica, is it even worth investing in gas?
Europoors need not answer the second question

>> No.53527313

Jerome is a masculine name of Greek origin, derived from the Greek given name Ἱερώνυμος, Hierōnymos, "sacred name"; from ἱερός, hierós, "sacred", and ὄνυμα, ónyma, an alternative form of ὄνομα, ónoma, "name".

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If 50 bps the market dumps for months

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we wuz saints n sht

>> No.53527321

Even though we know it's 25beeps my heart is racing
I hope deep down that this is the end of the global economy

>> No.53527326

for such a good song is has one of the fucking shittiest guitar solos

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>> No.53527334

i bought soxs because you bought soxs. i thought you knew what you were doing. why do you post so confidently about your stupid decisions?

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I would like to take this moment to thank the anons who participated in this weeks BOIL skirmish for actually pumping my BOIL Calls and my Boil Puts on both sides of the straddle.

You have all inflated my bags.

>> No.53527336

socioeconomic factors

>> No.53527338

This has to be the bottom for BOIL if not natural gas is worthless confirmed

>> No.53527341

I’m sorry, but did the S&P already crash? Oh, that’s right. The bullrun isn’t even over yet. In fact, it’s only a technical correction. Does dropping a healthy 20% count as a crash? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you say this when we're still in a technical bull market? SPY is pumping right now and it has been maintaining a strong position above the threshold for a bear market for how many months now? It's going against a bunch of dirty bankers and holding its ground while at such a precarious time. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded assumptions like this. You know why? Because you’re going to be embarrassed when we gain 10% by next month and someone quotes you. Oh look at that, we just gained a hundred points on the DOW too. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post like this and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these bearish posts because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like JPow because he’s hard working to the point of sweating heavily. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll people on the internet, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot your posts now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster??? Just for one? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>> No.53527346

still half an hour

>> No.53527347

Yeah, I've been calling for this for a few weeks now and would love it if this happened. But, so far the expectation has been 25 bps and Powell has done a good job managing expectations, so I'd give a 50 bps hike about a 10% chance.

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>> No.53527350

Using a human skull as a bookmark is pretty badass

>> No.53527352

There is no spitting in /smg/ thread you disgusting philistine

>> No.53527360

My prediction. 25bps. But he says there will be more raises.

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>> No.53527384

>pumping my BOIL Calls and my Boil Puts on both sides of the straddle
thats not how options work

>> No.53527390

Oh Shit Bloomberg Surveillance is on Jerome! FUUUUCK

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I buy stocks with my bond divvies

>> No.53527419

I buy divies with my stock sales.

>> No.53527896

I’m more of an American Spirit guy myself. BTI is the one for me.