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Women As Commodities Edition

>Educational sites:

>Financial TV Streams:




>Pre-Market and Live data:


>Boomer Investing 101:


Previous: >>53519979

>> No.53522280

prepare for Red Day of Apocalypse

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what are treasury zeros?

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>> No.53522296

>Women As Commodities Edition
imagine if we had slavery today
can you imagine buying mandingo futures and accidentally getting a home delivery?

>> No.53522297

Another crabbing day
Screenshot this

>> No.53522300

I'm going to get fucked in the ass on my Coinbase shares today, I can feel it in my bones.

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frenly reminder that if you dont do a monthly +8,5% you are loosing money in poorope

>> No.53522306

what do i buy with $3k? Dubs decide.

>> No.53522307
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Ford is dropping their prices on their electric shit just like Tesla. Pricing wars...

>> No.53522308

Futures are so red , is this the big one?

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>> No.53522318

I've only had 4% returns here in Burgerland and people keep telling me i'm doing good but I'm not even keeping up with inflation

>> No.53522321

Money is misunderstood. The fact is if you want to be successful the money will follow you. If you are a doctor, something else will follow you. If you are successful, there is an accompaniment and If your goal is just to make money, you won’t succeed. Money is a commodity to use, not to be dictated by.


"No matter how great the talent or efforts, some things just take time. You can’t produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.”


"I think it’s very important to have a feedback loop, where you’re constantly thinking about what you’ve done and how you could be doing it better. I think that’s the single best piece of advice: constantly think about how you could be doing things better and questioning yourself.”

>> No.53522323

that's a man

>> No.53522324

So in other words your all cash

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>> No.53522327
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psyched for AMZN earnings tomorrow

wagies are delivering packages to my doorstep
like slaves
while making me money as a shareholder
it's like I own them

Be a king like in the middle ages. Buy AMZN.

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>So we been breaking bobos for 3 generations.
>Mos' time the breaking sticks. The bobo don't give you any kine uh problems.
>B b but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR bobo.
>This one bobo, well he was the peculiar type, he a uh, well he would act up but he wouldnt hide it.
>It seem every week he was pretending to short the market on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or he'd take extra molasses pie, or or or he'd sit his field ass on the front porch.
>Every week he'd do somethin' rascally IN PLAIN damn sight of the OVaseeah.
>OVasseha would call out to the bobo to get to the Breakin Barn. This Bobos eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, he'd be in the barn.
>This Bobo would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Georgia.
>Hellll it got sooo bad this bobo would TELL You what kine mischief he was gone get his midnight black ass into. He hadnt even DO nuthin yet..
>He would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MAaaaaSSA THIS BOBO AINT GUNNA BREAK HISSELF!"
>Just down right peculiar...

>> No.53522335

Either prices for materials went down massively. Or no one wants that stinky shit.

>> No.53522336

I take that as an extremely bad omen that this lesbian who intercepted me in the lobby tracked my path through the building to go from the lobby into the apartment next to mine.

>> No.53522338
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thanks for getting my joke

>> No.53522341

It's just gonna be retarded and go green by afternoon if not much sooner

>> No.53522342

Is it free money shorting tesla?

>> No.53522348

I think they just can't sell them. I was at a Mercedes dealership the other day and they had those EQS and EQE things all over the place too... granted those are hideous.

>> No.53522349

No, don't underestimate Tesla retards

>> No.53522352

PSNY makes a better car already

>> No.53522354

Yeah no way prices went down so much.

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divvies came in today

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Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.
>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.
(Everyone): Hi Jerome.
>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.
Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou-
>No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.
>I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?
You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?
>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate cuts. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God. WHOA BLACK BETTY.
Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.

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This should give you a good idea

>> No.53522381

SQQQ, Im trying to give you something all these fails

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buy c3.ai

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its gonna crab forever then

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>> No.53522396

because they're working together with that castrated AI company?

>> No.53522395

>level 3
yeah that's what they all do
even fucking GM's Super Cruise (tm)

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How do I long AI?

>> No.53522399

My shroomkit is on the way bros

>> No.53522403

left = man
right = woman (cute bulge)

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my horsecock dildo will arrive today bros

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We wont even be able to jack off anymore. All pictures will be trannies. See

>> No.53522406

yeah but tesla can't even do that

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Place your bets lads

We looking at a neon green gigapump or a crimson red bloodbath for the rest of this week?

>> No.53522423

Honkaloid economies all exist because of crushing debt. Never let honkaloids think they are superior, they have borrowed their way to prosperity and the bill is about to come due. They deserve their poverty.

>> No.53522425

>"that'll be 25$" (plus tip)

>> No.53522426

Zero-coupon Treasury bonds. "Zero-coupon" means there are no interest payments, just a single big payment when the bond matures.

>> No.53522428

Green gigapump EZ

>> No.53522434

business idea: Open a AI generated only fans
write books with AI
open a blog with AI

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i'm looking toward the next round of inflation reports
this meeting/hike is a done deal
comments and JPow's statement could give a little dip and volatility
i'm sure there will be much OOOO'ing and AAAAA'ing about it here but ultimately it will be nothing significant
/smg/ niggers are overly emotional about these things
probably why they trade so poorly

>> No.53522440

why would someone do that?

>> No.53522449

gpu production chain
samsung, tsmc, nvidia, amd, intel if the leaks about arc B are true

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you have no idea how manlet I am

>> No.53522459

Are you Morgan Stanley employee? I assume MS has a huge bet on market going down. This would explain amount of articles citing their bobo stance + shills posting screencaps / links to their shit here.
Either way, not selling.

>> No.53522460

An investor might buy one to pay a future liability near the maturity date.

>> No.53522461

Who are you beating with it?

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>> No.53522467

why not take the interest payments and put them in a money market account in the meantime?

>> No.53522469

Gun and ammo

>> No.53522471

i want to suck that shroom

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>> No.53522478

Redpill me about this hobby, do you eat them or is like with fishing where you let them go after you catch them?

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25bps is already priced in
the only mumu hopium is that Jpow will pivot from "higher for longer"
big tech earnings tomorrow will give the final push lower and will give up all Jan gains until end of week.

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>tfw browsing /smg/

>> No.53522502

Well I give most of them away but I eat some of them, dehydrate some of them for later

>> No.53522506

I was at a beach in mexico and a bitch got hit by a wave so hard it ripped her bikini top off

>> No.53522510

Is them riding a wave his their body? That's so cool

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No, but who knows, could've fell for the meme, but could be true. Not sure desu.

>> No.53522513

Pp shrooms seem like a good gift

>> No.53522519

bros i have used ChatGPT for my course. Not a single text and justification is my own. Everything is written by AI. I'm about to finish the course and i can literally nothing about it.

>> No.53522524

I just seen too many MS bearish articles in my newsfeed and I became schizo kek. I wouldn't be surprised if they hired pajeets to shill on social media too. Happens in crypto, wouldn't be surprised if it happened in stocks too if they knew they can get away with it.

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nigger thinks he's in some fantasy world catching shit
it's not like shrooms swimming away after you take them. why would you throw it away?

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ehT AIJD sah neeb gnivom thgiarts ni a enil rof eerht shtnom.

>> No.53522544

You will be replaced. Amazon needs more wagies

>> No.53522549
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>trillionaire hedge fund says he will make market go down
>loan anon refuses to sell
>trillionaire is foiled

>> No.53522551

Silver dildo, shove it up your ass

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>> No.53522561

Yep it's called bodysurfing. They only use swimfins.

>> No.53522562

I can hardly stick a finger in my ass to apply cream

>> No.53522575

Stay safe. Buy dividend stocks +3% yield

>> No.53522578

Fine, crab it is, sell condors or buy butterflies then

>> No.53522588

>loan anon refuses to sell
I live debt-free my friend. I actually have decent savings too. Fuck bankers and their enslavement schemes.
And yes, I will not be fooled by banksters games. Every time market crashes, it's instantly bought up by big money that tells you to sell instead. They are not my friends and I gain satisfaction from not falling for their silly tactics.

>> No.53522597

Pakistan about to hold the world hostage for them bailout bills

>> No.53522599

digital signing will become extremely important in the next 5 years because of AI generated stuff

>> No.53522600

Bitcoin lmao

>> No.53522605
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It's over

>> No.53522606

Volatile crab

>> No.53522616

based i was HOLDING this in despair and lost $20k. Thanks for making me do the same mistake again :) Buying at open.

>> No.53522619

SQQQbros, are we gonna make it?

>> No.53522625

No dubs in forever and now two in a row. Good luck

>> No.53522627
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>Think to myself I should maybe invest in Fingerprints (Swedish company I think) after their stock price dropped.
>Nah fuck itt, FOMO and buy AVAX
>Currently down 17%
>Had I bought Fingerprints, currently would be at +50%
Fuck this shit bros. I'm so fucking dumb.

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Yea I gotta go with you and inverse cramer

>> No.53522648 [DELETED] 

i want to start making music but equipment is so fucking expensive. I saw my neighbour have equipment in the basement storehouse. Synths, mpc, equalizer, speakers. Literally everything i need. Shits probably worth over $10-30k. All these stuff is just one bolt cutter away from me. Should i do it? The dude is only going to have himself to blame for keeping all that shit in there.

>> No.53522666

To be fair, /smg/ has plenty of options and leveraged ETF traders so any wrong directional move is going to fuck them up. The Bogleheads are slightly smug no matter the direction of the market so they aren't that vocal. Dunno about the swing traders

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You can get a descent lock pick set for $40 on Southord website. But like everything, it takes a lil practice to be good, but sometimes you can take it and the lock pops open in seconds. What type of lock is in the way?

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yes anon, good idea stealing from your neighbor and blasting music through the street

>> No.53522689 [DELETED] 

post hand

>> No.53522690

Yeah I meant to write lone anon but loan works too since either way you're living on borrowed time in a market like this.
>no see the market crashes and the big boys slurp
The big boys are the ones crashing the market in the first place.

>> No.53522693 [DELETED] 

post picture of your hand.

>> No.53522697 [DELETED] 

You do realize he probably going to recognize the sound from his equipment retard

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I was tempted too but just couldn’t make myself buy into that dumpsterfire (again)

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based big boys helping me out

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Do it

>> No.53522712

3x bear/bull ETF traders are the soul of /smg/
I wonder what's the average price of /smg/ SOXL holders

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I swung it a few times, last time I bought at $36 and sold at $46 and never looked back

>> No.53522724 [DELETED] 

Can't you just download fruity loops or something instead?

>> No.53522725

And big money will continue moving the market however they want. Neither bears nor bulls here know what is the trend shortterm. That's why I avoid speculative shitcos. I just go with the flow, but I'm definitely not going to listen to advice from big money that is trying to scalp retail from whatever savings they have still left.

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>> No.53522738 [DELETED] 

and just ignore the value of these stuff

>> No.53522741

Currently holding puts on INTC, even if it’s just a sweet lie, please tell me this is the right move

>> No.53522750 [DELETED] 

They gonna lock you up quite awhile if you get caught, that's a lot of money worth of shit, and it sounds like stuff that's not easy to hide

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Smoking one for all the real bobros out there
Two more weeks, trust the plan

>> No.53522758

you have so many semis who pumped like 80% in a few weeks to short, but you choose the one which will crab for years

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And just like that, everythings gonna be green by open

>> No.53522791 [DELETED] 

Sure. Go get yourself ventilated.

>> No.53522793

literally nothing matters today except FOMC

>> No.53522806

Why would they crab? Layoffs and pay cuts have to cause some concern and their biggest competitor beat earnings.

>> No.53522807

Wow amd really shit the bed

>> No.53522810

their biggest competitor beat earnings because they literally eat their lunch

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>> No.53522838

Still ignores layoffs, pay cuts, and cutting R&D, though. I don’t see them looking too hot for the coming month.

>> No.53522851

Who is gonna be right?

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Gayed tipped the scales by jinxing it for Mumu

>> No.53522874

Psyched? I’m tempted to sell and buy back after it pulls back another 8-10

>> No.53522907

cutting R&D is literally a death sentence for a semi company but they are on 2016 price level and don't participate in any big up or down moves when other semis pump/dump (except this "worse since dot-com bust earnings" week)
on 14 p/e with muh divies it's a value trap but not a good short position compared to other who pumped big. what price do you expect INTC going to for you making any good profit? I'm neither buying nor selling because I think it will be just flat with some few percent +- moves. nothing to make good profit

>> No.53522933

If intel stays flat it would be a great investment. A 5.5% dividend that has no chance of being cut is attractive. Like you said intel doesn’t have much room to fall but AMD and NVDA have a long way down.

>> No.53522960

Holy shit AMD did terrible last quarter.

>> No.53522974

>Advanced Micro Devices Inc. (NASDAQ:AMD) rose over 3% following better-than-feared fourth-quarter results and positive analysts’ actions in reaction to the report.
what's so bad?

>> No.53522991

Truth be told, I just see it as overvalued and think it will go towards high $25 by the end of the month due to growing market pessimism and consumers tightening budgets. (With worse off long term prospects.) AMD is running circles around them, but even they’re going to start feeling pain once excitement over their recent performance passes.

>> No.53522999

>after hours price action means it was good
They made less money than they did the same time last year. Their business is shrinking. That’s bad

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Today is the day. The day that will change our lives forever. The day of reckoning. Those that anticipated well in advance will be spared but others that refused to listen will burn.

>> No.53523045

kek thanks for the AI generated headline

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>> No.53523050

Neither. Those prices were dropped to bring models inline with $55k to alllow the cars to be eligeble for the $7500 tax credit. The credit is only good for cars up to $55k and truck/suv up to $80k. Now the tesla and ford mustang qualify for those credits.

>> No.53523054

So line go up or down after today?

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>> No.53523064

Why did they expect to do so poorly

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They hated him because he spoke the truth

>> No.53523101

my id color will dictate today's market
lets goooo

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WM looking veeery slurpable right now!

>> No.53523113

Are my Coinbase shares going to be fucked today? I'm preparing my anus.

>> No.53523114

Nah Jerome will come out with his usual hawkish guidance and the market will go down 10% before violently crabbing for a month again. Then it’ll rally again leading up to the Fed March meeting

>> No.53523130

you should be shorting coinbase into oblivion

>> No.53523137

9e9d10, rgb(158, 157, 16)
narrow bobo win

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is it time to get bullish for PALANTIR?

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>> No.53523174

Bitcoin had one of the best months ever so there should be some sort of consolidation AND the pump is low volume, but idk it could always pump more

>> No.53523181


>implying Amazon won't build autonomous warehouses

>> No.53523190

Defense stock related observation. The starstreak missile turned out to not be very good.

>> No.53523246

is that ev only?

>> No.53523321

Watching big short. Burry is king bobo and said to sell you dumb fucks. He even listened to smg and is reading malazan series, one of the most recommended investment series.

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I am entitled to sex.

>> No.53523358

It hits too many red flags for me. That guy is the biggest one

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Ahem. 2/16 complete

>> No.53523386

What penis suction device is this?

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>> No.53523415

>9e9d10, rgb(158, 157, 16)
recent powertoys install?

>> No.53523425
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>> No.53523426

Chemical metering system. I help put fluoride in your water. You’re welcome

>> No.53523439

In the movie he was way too early and almost had a mental breakdown over it...

>> No.53523445
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>I help put fluoride in your water
wow thanks for poisoning us, retard. might aswell put some sneed oil in while you're at it.

>> No.53523451

How would AMDs big miss on earnings effect the market in the hours before the rate hike is announced? Could they bring NVDA down with them

>> No.53523455

50bepis rate hike incoming
you heard it here first
act accordingly

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not so fast, chud!

>> No.53523473

into the trash it goes

>> No.53523482

>implying inflation isnt peaking in the US aswell

>> No.53523489
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Looks like the George Bayer chart…

>> No.53523491

i smell fear

>> No.53523493

We have a similar setup for our new caustic room, but the dumbass contractors can't fit the skids into the room so they're going to have to knock shit down.

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>> No.53523514

Note the scrote

>> No.53523517

it's amazing how Ai lacks originality

>> No.53523518

hit enough red flags eventually you run out of sellers and then. boom, short squeeze

>> No.53523523

jup, we're peaking

>> No.53523525
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So ADP cook the numbers and do what all these faggot analysts do and way over estimated to juice the market... It’s all so fake and gay

>> No.53523526

> futures


>> No.53523537

Have any of you transferred from robinhood? I've been looking into fidelity since robinhood seems desperate and keeps trying to sell me crap.

>> No.53523541

originality is overrated

>> No.53523544

You were all saying the peak was already in back in summer

>> No.53523550

TD Ameritrade and ThinkorSwim, or IBKR with TWS but IBKR makes you pay for data

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just look at him

>> No.53523565

Have any of you actually made a profit off of the egg shortage? I remember reading a lot of articles about egg plants burning. Seems like I could have used that information but didn't really look into it.
Felt that way about the Japanese currency too. Read about it months ago but didn't look into it.
It's difficult to branch out of what I know.

>> No.53523573

>IBKR makes you pay for data
the free 100 snap quotes might be enough for anon
i mean who trades more than 10 times a month anyways

>> No.53523588

Lol don’t you love contractors. That’s who we sell to

>> No.53523590

ive using that bad boy ever since it came out
the only good thing msft released in ages, stock should go up honestly

>> No.53523602

It’s the feed they give to chickens

>> No.53523612

Can the algo bots or anyone else see that I have a market sell order for open? Does this effect the price action premarket? I’m trying to dump my AMD and I’m wondering if I should put in a sell order or just market sell on open

>> No.53523615

Did (You) forget where you are?

>> No.53523634

No it’s doesnt affect pre-market, if you want to sell PM the set a limit order and see if it gets plucked. If you market sell on open prepared to get jewed hard as your MM will direct you to their lowest bid price from them due to their payment for your order flow

>> No.53523639
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Reddit lingo that’s leaked over to /smg/
>the fed
>inverse Cramer
>bull market
>bear market
>interest rates
Feel free to call out any other Reddit I forgot

>> No.53523647

Every action you take the algos and jews can see. You have to be more clever than them. More cunning. You need to be 2 steps ahead of them. They can harvest your emotions if you show signs of weakness and use it to their advantage.

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Take the offical /smg/ poll


>> No.53523654


>> No.53523655
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>the fed
>bull market
>bear market
>interest rates

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Brothers of the SkyWater, hail and good fortune. May today's hunt be gainful.

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>tax documents are rolling in
how much do you guys owe?
>mfw $40k

>> No.53523665

ur mom
lmao gottem

>> No.53523670

So Plebbit invented all these terms? How fucking old are you, 15? fuck off you zoomer faggot. this is an adult board

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>> No.53523673

next level >futures posting

>> No.53523678

Nice selfie

>> No.53523680

I don’t declare any stocks ever. Just my W2

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sick burn

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My nigger.

>> No.53523683

I am getting 9k back since I paid taxes like I would make 60k in stocks, but actually only made 14k last year

>> No.53523684

What if FED is taking into account his scenario and trying to stop it which would make it so that he's only right when no one's listening to him?

>> No.53523686

shut the fuck up nigger troon

>> No.53523692

this retard always says sell

>> No.53523696

Prompters lack originality, I just prompted Kristen Stewart as a mechanic for futuristic Tron-like chariots in ancient Macedonia (>>>/aco/7037889), that's original enough for me.

I never understood what they mean by this

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Yeah he used to be a hedge fund manager

>> No.53523707
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Inflation once again confirmed to be on the rise in several EU countries... the markets just keep pumping. Unless FED comes out with something really really severe, the markets will not stop pumping.
Glad I didn't listen to boboshits and bought the shit out of the market few months ago

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>increased inflation is bullish for equities

>> No.53523719

All thatd debt and nothing to show for it

>> No.53523721

Kek, truly appropriate name

>> No.53523729

Futures are still red . is it the BIG ONE?

>> No.53523731
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Don't you understand friendbro? Everything is bullish now. Hell, even if a nuclear bomb were to be detonated in Ukraine, it would be classified as a bullish event by this fugged market

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50 bepis

>> No.53523738

Pretty good hit rate for Both, though that last green R looks scary

>> No.53523746

I hope you sold fags or you are going to suffer lmao

>> No.53523747

started as him saying "few understand this" and got shorten becoming a pseudo inside joke
Also Few

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My acc is 100% 395 0dte puts.

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Good luck bro

>> No.53523762

>Ukraine gets nuked
Finally can stop sending all our money there

>> No.53523785

War is inflationary therefore bullish and the winner is gonna wipe away all the debt, but only if you manage to live after it's over

>> No.53523792

Even if NYC got nuked?

>> No.53523795

I work at XOM, alot of my coworkers are reinvesting most of all of their Exxon stocks in their 401k into common assets...should i do that too?

>> No.53523810

Sell it all and buy FCEL

>> No.53523815

When is the meeting

>> No.53523822

Yeah, next thread don't post a fucking whore. i hate women.

>> No.53523824

Since you work there, you know something we don't about how oil is going to do in the next months. Base your decision on that

>> No.53523831

u work in oil, u should already know best the boom and bust cycle

>> No.53523839

How do people have the balls to threaten to quit unless they get a raise or promoted?

All the c-suite people say it unprofessional.

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Both gas and oil are down by a lot yet the stock is at ATH... hmmmmmmmmm, what does that tell you, my friend?

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>> No.53523856

i made the worst mistake today. when setting the limit i forgot to change the number before the , so i bought at peak price instead of the lowest...

>> No.53523858
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This is a screenshot from a sample burping clip of my wife I posted to YouTube. It netted her 27 OF subscribers in under a week. We will be using this money for a a family RV trip next month. This is stock related

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>> No.53523867

50% BOIL (Long)
100% INTC (Short with leverage)

>> No.53523868

Those guys know their value to the company and can go somewhere else easy if it doesn't work out. I guess the first question to ask is if you have anywhere lined up if they let you go after you threaten them

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Yes. The Hummer he's in doesn't quality for the credit btw, lol.

>> No.53523879



>> No.53523880

why would you be long on gas when its only going to get warmer
or by long you mean to sell in winter 2024

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Fuck, meant qualify. Haven't had enough coffee yet.

>> No.53523882

Bullish for GOOG

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Jesus, men are fuckin pathetic

>> No.53523892

That was on Jan 6 when this latest rally started. In the same tweet he called the rally top to be 4100 (which we hit), and for the 2023 low to be 3400

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a surely degenerate family
have fun on that trip

>> No.53523903

DXY doing something this morning.

>> No.53523906
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fuck jpow
fuck the fed
fuck the jews
fuck baggie

>> No.53523908

i cant stop looking at this slut

>> No.53523909

Guess I'm buying at 3500-3600 if it happens

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>> No.53523916

Our degeneracy is an act for our pay piggies. Our stops on the trip will include the florida caverns, pigeon forge Tennessee, Dollywood, some space center in Alabama, and various other attractions in the southern US. Also a few nights spent in Cracker Barrel parking lots and great breakfast the next morning

>> No.53523923
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For me it’s GDXU, NRGU, KOF and OIL.

Big Daddy JEROME about to put the economy in hyperdrive.

>> No.53523927

>slightly bearish
Stocktwits sentiment is 50/50 just like /smg/. Crab confirmed

>> No.53523929

>last green R looks scary
it was in early January so that was pretty accurate. Who is this Ryan?

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>> No.53523943

How do you keep changing your ID? Do you own an RV, or are you planning on renting one?

>> No.53523945

>cutting employee salaries, bonuses, and 401k matching
>not just cutting the unsustainable dividend
INTC is fucked. I've been waiting for them to announce they're getting rid of it as the sell off that would cause would create a buy opportunity, but they seem hell bent on keeping it.

>> No.53523949

25 bepis today. Buy the dip

>> No.53523956

I’m frequency hopping on a prq-152. And no we are renting one from cruise america.

>> No.53523958

>I will not buy this buck, it is broken

>> No.53523963

everyone knows it'll be 25 bepis. what i'm scared of is the dot plot that will show how high they want to go and for how long.

>> No.53523964

do you know how much boomer money is in intc they will not touch that divi unless they want to gap below 20

>> No.53523968

Check NATGAS lmao

>> No.53523974

how desperate does a tech company have to be to do this?

why would top talent in tech go to intcel, knowing their TC might get cut 25% one day?

>> No.53523975

they wont cross 5%.

>> No.53523981

Nat gas
>For the month, the front-month dropped about 40%, putting it on track for its second-biggest monthly loss on record after plunging by 42% in January 2001.

Wow reddit we better heckin sell now!!!

>> No.53523985

my fellow INTCels, trust the plan, trust the divvy

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>> No.53523998 [DELETED] 

i just wanted to say that white european men are superior to ashkenazi jews, i'll be leaving now. cheers.

>> No.53524007

that's the issue: no top talent has wanted to go to INTC for years. cutting into employee salaries will only make it even less appealing.

>> No.53524009

genetically, ashkenazi jews are just greeks and southern italien

>> No.53524012
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Rev up those Wojacks

>> No.53524013

>almost bought msgm at market open yesterday
>it's now $61 pre market

>> No.53524031

>we only anticipate two more 25 points hikes in the foreseeable future
>HOWEVER, I have rigged the federal rate with explosives so that the US will explode if it ever were to below 50 miles an hour
>I will be taking no further questions

>> No.53524034

why did were you even looking at MSGM in the first place?

>> No.53524044

1 month of pumping will be followed by 1 month of dumping

>> No.53524046

you're arab-russian-ukraine hybrids, Kayeem
PS get off this board you fucking sandnigger

>> No.53524047

i check this site every morning for movers and try to scalp at open

>> No.53524058

I had to google what Kayeem is and i'm still not sure what it means

>> No.53524059

What's with all the eSports app's mooning?

>> No.53524068

I'm not sure.
maybe the states where it's illegal are talking about making it legal?

>> No.53524076


>> No.53524078

BOIL back on its scheduled journey to zero?

>> No.53524099

In previous Fed meetings, what did the market do when SPY opened rednin premarket?

>> No.53524100

BZFD is moving PM again lol

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>> No.53524117

/smg/ is dead

>> No.53524118

>everything setting up to crash
>Tsla is on a tear
Throw some money at tsla ? Hold half as cash when I'm ready to buy back into the s&p?

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>> No.53524128

digits and I buy GMBL

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>> No.53524138

Let me know how that goes. I've wanted to do some RVing, but owning one is an awful investment.

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pump it

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>> No.53524143

What’s a stock play for today?

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Well here's to hoping we see 50 bepis.


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Based, keep doing the needful burpanon

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>> No.53524158

Why does this image look so uncanny?

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>> No.53524164

just realized 15 dollars profit
all in a days work my friends

>> No.53524165

because it's ai generated.
Or maybe the slant eyes with big boobs

>> No.53524168

Fucked up AI hand, also when it looks to photorealistic somehow it looks off

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This is probably going to be the last time to place shorts at a premium for quite a while

>> No.53524172

AI generated, can you not instantly tell?

>> No.53524174

kys unsolicited faggot

>> No.53524175

The skin looks like plastic

>> No.53524178

Uh bobros...why are they slurping..

>> No.53524177

The bodies are too smooth with weird lighting

>> No.53524187

Yea I’ll post on when I’m on the trip

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>> No.53524209

What the fuck

>> No.53524210

this nigga fucks

>> No.53524216

he can. but the ai astro turf is running deep. Mny investors underwater looking for idiots buying their bags

>> No.53524223

Trying to keep delusion up until the very last moment I guess

>> No.53524304
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Help I think this broker is eating my argentine monopoly money
>type of currency, and the actual ammount of money I can use
>"available" money
>To liquidate, which I don't understand what it is

>> No.53524330

a bond pays out its face value when it matures. it also sometimes pays one final coupon, but that isn't relevant here.

when you buy bonds you typically buy them in units of $1,000 each. they are quoted in points. 100 is par.

so for notes of this size, if you pay 100, then you lend (yes, literally, lend, you are a creditor) $1000 to the issuer. when the note matures X days later you get 100, or $1000.
if you pay 95.628 for the same note, then you lend $956.28 to the issuer. when the note matures X days later, you get 100, or $1000.
the difference in what you let go out the door vs. what you get back (divided by what you let go out the door, to come to a percentage figure, for comparability to other notes) is called yield. it is typically quoted "yield to maturity" YTM and not annualized.
corporate bonds in the open, secondary market are typically part of their capital stack that make you an "unsecured" creditor. that means in bankruptcy/restructuring you are likely to get a fraction of your money back, and no interest, if you get anything at all. likelihood of this is broadly estimated for public consumption by credit rating. it isn't everything, but P/E isn't everything for equities either and yet collectively we typically look at that first for any stock.
US treasury bonds are AAAA and "do not default." you will receive your payout at maturity, period.
and so that is why you would hold a zero-coupon bond: because you bought it under par, and because you expect inflation to run below the note's yield.

>> No.53524339

The last is what you can lose. Looks like the difference between your PEsos and the Disponibles. What you haven't used, you cannot lose (Pesos)

>> No.53524349

They're not covered in shitty tattoos

>> No.53524357

With people like you, I think I understand now why Inflation is so high in your country.

And I'm a greek.... lol

>> No.53524377

It's odd because it's the first time the bottom value is negative.
The broker also has a read on liquidation timeframes and something about wait time
In any case, after earning a little money, I'm on the run of losing all of it, most likely

>> No.53524395

Why are you throwing TSLA money?

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I slept like shit, groggy as fuck and have a massive kink in my neck...this is financial advise.

>> No.53524414

Patience, young one.

>> No.53524468

market not liking the reports

>> No.53524558

...we're trying. but the bad thing of having a shit economic moment is that the people who could fix it leave the country for better opportunities.
I don't say it's wrong, but it's like selective stupidification

>> No.53524659

How come AMD could post a GAAP loss, and everyone is creaming over a "beat"?
If I split the difference between the two, AMD made about $0.30/EPS in Q.
Don't tell me you overpaid or bought a shitty outfit, and that means you didn't lose share value.
Someone explain, please?

>> No.53524866

Argentinia is based. Not only do they provide free online services for people with VPN, they scammed paypal and VISA by making the entire internet 40% cheaper for a day

>> No.53524895

Just banter. Didn't mean it serious. Actually I'm not sure if I interpreted your numbers right. Is this margin trading? Liquidation is a word used in margin trading.